UFC Fight Night: Gustafsson vs Teixeira

CT REPRESENT

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Gus should retire

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>>76183954
CTE*

daily reminder Glover literally trains at his home

Gus is a cuck ill laugh so hard if he gets heemed infront of homecrowd again

fuck glover hope he gets brian damage

Gustafson gets KO'd in the first round. mark my words

chronic autism

Why are no American fighters from America?

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GADOOOOOOOSH

So hype for this main event

Why do they keep matching Gus with knockout machines in his hometown?

What's the deal with the black spades? I'm assuming he's not openly announcing that he's BLACKED, so it must mean something else?

For sure I've been an Oezdemir fan for years my guy

>>76184005
?

grover tko rd1 sorry nordicbros

You can tell how american this sport is by the loud cringy yelling and bright lights. Why is violence even being celebrated like this?

Daily reminder that MMA should be banned.

2nd round k.o Gustafson

Screencap this

How was the rest of the card? I didn't bother to watch.

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>It doesn't get much bigger than this

>>76183976
i now understand the "she looks like a man" meme

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I'm sweating like a fucking pig, I cant take this shit

>>76183976
Gross

Serves Misha right for rushing into his opponent head over heels. He didn't even land once lol. That turk's headmovement is nice though.

Sad!

nice high C takedown
webm please

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEPY

FLIPPED THAT NIGGA LIKE A PANCAKE

>GLOVERED

Bet all your köttbullar on Gus lads, he's got that look in his eyes.

>>76184005
Why aren't there any decent swedish fighters besides Gustafsson?

Gus has a trendy little dog haircut

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

legalize TRT

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STREAMS?

>>76184079
because mma=wgaf

maybe if boxing wasnt banned for 5 decades we might have been good at combat sports

Gustaffson running hahaha

How far behind am I that people are saying HEEEEM?

HEEM EYE POKEY

Shit i got a better body than the swede

JON JONES ESQUE

>>76184103
http://buffstream.com/watch/event/ufc-fight-night-gustaffson-texeira-live-stream/link-2

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>the overeem gameplan

>>76184128
can't beat him...

>>76184111
I think they're the ones who are behind

thought eye pokes were banned now?

ah shit

>>76184117
BLINK BLINK

HEEM SLEEPY
Sweden Cucked Again!

>You dont have time

Why?

>>76184155
Just frowned upon

>Swedish fighters

Despicable

>this match
>gus

Cheeky

>2017
>poking eyes

OHHHH FUCK HIS LEG BROKE

ANDERSON SILVA ALL OVER AGAIN

Jab n Jog

then we fight

wow Gus is really a confirmed joke these days

this guy rides one win where JJ basically partied the entire training camp and still beat him

Gus been at the Jon Jones school of mma

>five minutes for a groin shot
>get eye poked

WE DON'T HAVE TIME! TELL HIM YOUR FINE!

Turning and running like that should be an automatic point deduction 2bh

>eyepoke

its the rumble fight all over again

nice backpedalling

>>76184185
Gus gets the hometown advantage

fug

Running. Again.
> Running_swede.webm

so this is the power of the running swede

HEEM RUNNY

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KEEP POKING MY BOY

Fuck was Gus training with Swedish police for this fight

Cheering for the spic. FUCK white people.

>Gus running away
LMAO SWEDEN

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>>76184106
>comes to mma thread
>does not care about mma

Wrong thread friendo, why stay unless you enjoy the sport?

What the FUCK is wrong with Glover?

hahaha this running

Alistair Overeem-esque in his running game

HE'S JUST RESETING OKAY?!

IT'S A VALID STRATEGY!

why didnt they give glover time? he was clearly eyepoked

ECONOREEM TACTICS

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>literally running away

What's Gustafsson's fighting style called?

>>76184397
I'm saying that's why we dont have many good fighters, how did you not understand that?

>>76184401
my thoughts exactly. Too much of overeem and mcgregor nostalgia.

>>76184401
>>76184401
omg full on sprints

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>>76183976
>ywn see her feminine penis

its an overeem style reset episode

>>76184309
ya he should just stay there and get his head blasted through the cage

webm of that first takedown?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

and you're telling me Schaub wouldn't tool these guys if he dropped to LHW?

>>76184433
running from the black man (your shadow)

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>the eye poke runway strategy

>>76184079
Reza?

>>76183911

So glad Rumble heemed him when he ran like a chicken-shit

>>76184295
>one win
He didn't win that fight in any universe.

>>76184433
Jon Jovereem

>>76184433
Speedy González school of martial arts

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>>76184380
>Ref! That was a punch!

SHAT YA GOB!

>>76184295
>JJ basically partied the entire training camp and still beat him

Thanks to incompetent judging, for got to mention that didn't you

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EXTREMELY FAST LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHTS RUNNING AT INCREDIBLE SPEEDS

>swedish fighter literally runs from his opponent
when memes become real

6'5 ryan hall

>>76184433
Tactical fleeing

He's like some weird combination of Reem and Jones, throwing eye pokes and running away

>alex fucking dominating
>NO GET HIT INSTEAD
yeah nice one goofs

Alexander "the Runner" Gustafsson

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"GUS IS VERY OVEREEM-ESQUE IN HIS RUNNING AWAY JOE"

>>76184445
mcgregor reset overeem ran big diff

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Heeminder

Fuck this whitey ass cracker. Why he just running. Go fight bitch

>poking him in the eye

nice tactics swedes

lol at gus's life. he sure has speed advantage. you can see it when he runs away

Should Marc Goddard give Gus a warning?

>gus getting a couple of miles of training in for stockholm marathon next week

very clever, he will KO in the fifth and run a 2.30 marathon soon

>>76184605
Uppenbart att du är en blek svenne

skärp dig förfan

>>76184397
That's not what he meamt. Combat sports were banned in Sweden (and Norway) for a long time.

Daily reminder:We Scandinavians are so cucked that if you have mma training, you'll literally be jailed for acts of self-defence because you're «armed and dangerous»

Gus will still win

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S P I C Y

>>76184625
no one even ironically cares

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>White people tricks

Why isn't there a longer break after an eye poke?

dat spin

MORTAL KOMBAT COMBAT SON

Why he keep running?

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Gonna smash this tranny tonight senpai

>>76184655
Foh cracka, fuck u and fuck white ppl and fuck gustafsson. Whites just run around

what the fuck happened to Gus

fighting like a domestic abuse victim

this is spicy holy shit

HOLY SHIT HEEM

FUCK WRESTLERS


HELD BTFO

>>76184745
link her tumblr

>>76184744
The 5 rounds is not exhausting enough. Need to stay awake somehow. Real sleepy. Past sleep-time.

>This running away

spicey lads

>>76184442
Thought by saying mma=wgaf you were saying you didn't care about that sport, not that far of a jump
>>76184656
FeelsUltraBadMan. Have the laws changed at all in recent times? How are people like Gustaffson legally allowed to train if combat sports and the like are banned?

>>76184774
So spicy

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>>76184799
>her

Getting spicy

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>>76184745
enjoy your aids

Glover 20-18

gus will never beat jon or dc

What happened to the rule about leading with outstretched fingers? Gus does it everytime. Hes trying to slip eye pokes in after evrry punch too come on goddard. The jon jones approach

Gus with the Overeem technique

remember when rumble deleted both of these nobodies

Alex "Sanic" Gustaffson

>>76184869
How did Glover win the second round in anyway?

He can't keep up this running as the fight goes on, can he?

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Really makes you fucking realise how hard Rumble hits

>>76184886
cuckden isnt implenting that new rule

>>76184909
WEED LMAO

I hope gus doesn't get caught with his head down

>>76184745
whats his/her tumblr

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>Look at gus run

god i have to shit so bad but dont want to miss this

20-18 Run away man

Is Glover still with Hackleman?

>>76184625
Glover eats uppercuts left right and center, no wonder Rumble heemed the fuck out of heem in 13 seconds

I don't mind the running but he always gas and end up getting hit anyway at the end,

20-18 Gus

>>76184847
boipussi is still a pussi

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19 - 19

BE FLOWY GUS

Cuckstafsson should've heemed him there.

gus will gas hard if it goes beyond 3rd

HEEM

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>76184827
He's allowed to train, he's not allowed to use it if his life is in danger.

Our governments LITERALLY insist that the most basic human right, to defend yourself when in mortal danger, is the exclusive domain of the good and benevolent state(tm).

>>76184953
not full time

>>76184980
Are you fucking crazy?

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SWEDEN STRONK

>>76184919
alot of Croatian vodka will do that

Econafsson

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Will we see more fighters doing the econoreem?

>>76184971
No it isn't, fag.

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S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y

Sick gus combos

heem him you dumb swede

FUCK SWEDEN

This is one of the worst fight cards of all time.

Gus is McGregor esque in his ability to run away, Joe.

Imagine fighting someone with a reach like that, and as soon as you try and close the distance he jogs away.

texeira must be so fucking frustrated

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>a hailstorm of elbow without an umbrella

>>76184999
Also, the rules have been relaxed for combat as sports, while tightened for self-defence.

>>76185058
>>76185058
You must have not seen a lot of cards in your life

damn used teh cage to get the takedown in a fight hes already winning. gus is a faggot

>>76184938
I want gus to get heemed for eye poking and running

>>76185058
This was easily better than 208 and 209

KEKSTAFSON IS BACK! THE JONES REMATCH IS HAPPENING!

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>>76185010
yes

>>76184745
Source? No way is this a guy.

Pathetic. How the hell did he fail to finish him

this fight is top tier spicy

>middle of a flurry

>Jamie, pull up Yoder 1500 smoker

Does Joe even watch fights?

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>eating all those punches

>>76185090
same, but doesn't seem to be going in that timeline

>>76185063

I mean hes fought Jon Jones

at least Gus doesn't destroy your knees

>>76184999
Holy hell, I wish you weren't serious. How can people in general (nonetheless a country's government) be alright with throwing you in prison for defending your life?

I almost feel like I'd get some award or accolade for killing a home invader in the US

Now you have to hespect how hard Rumble hits

Isnt the tattoo on this swedish guy's arm literally the symbol for cuckholds?

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>this fight is the one that will give glover CTE

I've literally missed the entire Gus fight and I'm tuning in now lmao

>>76184935
what a waste

>>76185186
Kek.

>>76185186
If it has a queen

>>76184433
Cuck-Fu

>>76185165
as he threw a knee destroying kick on cue

championship rounds for two guys who will never be champion

30-27, maybe 26 if they are using the new rules

10-8 round?

Oezdemir woulda won by now

>>76185189

>implying his brain isn't already half its normal size

>>76185186
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_of_spades#War

Nice self burn Cleetus

Teixera is fucking insane.

>>76185192

You missed out on a spicy fight!

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I hope Glover ends up knocking him into his local mosque.

>>76185186
cuckold tattoos are on the ankle

it's just an ace, one of the most common symbols in the fucking world

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>mfw cuckstaffson got better by adding running away to his repertoire

>>76185254
you would know

>>76185186
>ace is a symbol of cuckoldry
imagine being so depraved you associate it with cuckoldry

fucking hell

>they cheer when he runs

Gustafsson looks fresh as fuck

>>76185241
Which war did Alex fight in?

is this the most exciting fight ever with extreme RESETTING ???

>>76185254
every tattoo is a cuck symbol
anyone with one is human trash
there is no argument to be had here to move along you zero

>Can miss with the uppercut
>Stop throwing it

Gus has 0 fight IQ

>>76185304
console wars. he had a dreamcast

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>Mfw Glover wins at 4:59 of round 5

>>76185304
You could add keyboard warrior to your resume, faggot

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>>76185304
the upcoming race war

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>mfw $100 on it going 5 round decision

>>76185313
diaz vs mcgregor wasnt extreme so yes it is.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>76185304
Umm none? Wasn't he white trash before he turned to MMA

>>76185323
>Gus has 0 fight IQ

but the running and the eye poke helped him

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>>76185284
Only a cuck would keep that close a watch on cuck symbols. stay stupid 'merica

>>76185334
Stop. fucking. stealing. the UFC's content. holy mother of god. It's just so fucking cute to you but it won't be when you're in prison keyboard warrior.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>76185328
digits confirm

>>76185337
But all of his friends are non-white. Check his instagram

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Where would he fit in at the Light Heavyweight division?

HEAD MOVEMENT!

He could finish tex on 2nd and 3rd round...or tex just good being punch?

HEAD MOVEMENT

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>>76185334
pinpoint accuracy Joe

>>76185323
It's almost like he expects texiera to adapt or something...

really makes you think

>>76185349
THey need a distance ran stat too

>All these swedish flags
Damn casuals

>>76185177
I wish I could say it was (((them))) but its all us. Scandinavians have little sense of the individual, we're strongly communal beings. Anything which takes away power from individuals have been cheered on and applauded by our people.

How can Gus still run around?

Run Gus Run

HEAD MOVEMENT

>fake heeeeeemposting

Worst thing ever.

this is the worst card in ufc history what a fucking shame

Im getting CTE from watching this

>>76185345
i mean he is Swedish

CTE INCOMING

HEAD MOVEMENT

>>76185435
the blessings of jesus christ

How does Gus vs. Reem at HW go?

what is up with this running around...

the REEM got KO'd pulling this shit

Stfu with this "Waaaahhhh HEEEEEM I'm a 5 year old who just discovered erections HEEEEEEM"

Fucking hell, kys

>>76185415
he's been eating that uppercut for breakfast, lunch and dinner so Tex is pretty tough

is it saur already?

>>76185186
Yes

>>76185486
reem would be charged with 1st degree murder

this is basically the JJ andrade fight

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>Alex
>second biggest swedish sport star

Britcuck commentators pls

"what is keeping glover on his feet?"
gus' pillow fists. rumble would have sent this dude to the shadow realm in the first 2 minutes

>>76185431
>thinks they are strong communal beings
>not asian
try again

spicie meatbrawl

>>76185486
they would run away from each other around the octagon

>>76185486
25 minutes sprint

if glover gets a knockout i'll heem myself live on cam for /heem/

Gus fights really squeamishly, but he's a monster when he strings those combos together.

>>76185473
is glover training with edmond or is this a meme

40-36

Gus will CTE Glover, illegally knee DC, eypoke Jon in that order

Is this where Cuckstafsson gets heemed?

HEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEPPYYYYYY

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HEEM'D

>>76185493
And Miocic won the tittle thanks to countering Werdum chasing his running

>>76185456

t. casual

is running a national sport in sweden?

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what part of Sweden are you from lads?

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>>76185548

>FLAG

FUCKING LEAVE YOU IRISH PIECE OF SHIT

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>>76185562
>>76185570

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>>76185445
I heard that too

HEEM DED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

COMBO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

EBIN

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM SLEEPY

alex fights beautiful, those combos are amazing

HEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEPY

OH FUCK

Is Gus pillow-fisted or what?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

TRIPLE UPPERCUT
FUCK

>>76185518
How he king with no ring?


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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He blew him a kiss after he killed him.

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>ALEX! ! ! ! !
>ALEX! ! ! ! !
>ALEX! ! ! ! !
>ALEX! ! ! ! !

>>76185558
BTFO HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM

HEEEEEEEMMMM

THAT WAS BRUTAL

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S W E D E
W
E
D
E

HOLY FUCK HEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!

HEEM DED

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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oh shit

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

IT IS ALL OOOOOGRE

>>76185538

Glover almost always knocks people out when he gets in

Gus doesn't want to get Rumbled again

how many shots did tex eat in that fight?

OMG 3 STRAIGHT UPPERCUTS LMAO

Retire for fuck sake

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Never doubt my boy again

y'all niggas 10 minutes behind

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SWEDEN DOES IT
WINNER BY TIE

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This shit makes my testosterone level jumps x2

What a fight and what a finish, Gus is back boys

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Reminder that Humble only needed 1 uppercut

good fucking fight

Uppercut no can defend.

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GADOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

We just got Jones vs Gustafsson II

Good of Gus to not go for the fatality.

>>76185323
>>76185323
>>76185323
>>76185323
BTFO

Gus is smarter than you

>Spend 5 rounds getting uppercutted
>Never move your head once

kek wtf Glover

>>76185573
Yeah... It seems like something to do if you lack the fundamentals to fight off the cage under pressure...It works but it can also go so wrong.

Too bad Gus will NEVER beat Jones or DC

Whoa that was hard punch

Poor Glover

button mashing at its finest

SHADOWREALMED

>eat 3 straight uppercuts and have no idea where they are coming from

must be a horrible feeling

That fight was like a snuff film.