Zimmerman vs Gonzalez. First pitch 1:10PM CST.
Here's to a ded thread.
First for the good guys of the Midwest
Lets go migo
get your goddamn shit together
>>76181244
>all of it is fucking guaranteed
And you fuckers laughed at the Bears front office for Cutty's deal a few years back.
>>76181310
The Cutler deal was shit though/
>>76181341
Not arguing that, in fact, the entire organization is a bigger joke than the Sox and Bulls in town combined.
>>76181434
It is alright. Up until last year, the lions have been the biggest joke for like 60 years. At least we have a competent GM for once.
Let today be known, on May 28th 2017, Tyler Collins has been cut by the tigers and surely will not play another game for them.
Thank you based lion dog of good fortune for bestowing upon us this blessing.
>latoddunn
Seeing minisoda in first place, is this really reality?
>>76181638
Collapse by July.
Don't worry though, they have the #1 pick and will get to draft that 17 year old kid that throws like 102 with good off speed shit and can bat .400 too. RIP everyone in the central in like 3 years.
>>76181638
They're like Houston 2 years ago where they got gud a year early.
>>76181434
In the latest edition of "WHICH FO IS THE WORST!" the Sox have fallen far behind after signing Luis Robert to further augment the farm. Meanwhile the Bulls and Bears are in a dead heat with the Bears pulling forward slightly after unironically signing Victor Cruz. Tune in all summer long to see WHICH FO IS THE WORST!
>>76181703
Not unless someone here gets Beer. Coughsoxcough. And for those who dont think the team is bad enough to get Beer, imagine how this team will look AFTER the trade deadline. Padres and Phillies never stood a chance.
>>76181856
we are bad enough to get beer precisely because we're not the worst team, he's not going first, also doesn't matter who they trade still won't be worse than the padres
I have a bad feeling about Brad
WILLY
sox strike first
GARCIA POWER
Damn Son.
Milk man delivers
DINGERS UP IN THIS BITCH
MELKMAN!
Keep it coming
Fire sale soon :)
>>76182589
The funny thing is it's actually not beneficial in the long run for the sox to beat the tigers because it would just be adding another selling team and more competition come the trade deadline.
But what'll happen will happen and for now we'll enjoy the DINGERS!
>
Bought to you by the
>Mest
And now we wait.
>another rain delay
This one will be quick, though. It just passed my house and now it's sunny.
literally going to stop raining in two minutes
>>76182849
>>76182831
Checked the radar. Did they really need to actually delay it for this 5 minute burst?
Who's psyched for the good Sox vs bawstan?
>>76183065
Should have called up Moncada for it
Xiattle and >rags BTFO in the West
>>76183151
I disagree, they should let him ferment like a good wine
tarp being pulled
>>76183398
Jeez it's only the third inning though. How bad did he suck? Bullpen's going to have a tough day.
>>76183065
I'm mixed on it. Sucks I can't be there Tuesday in person.
>>76183505
>Cubs fan sitting with a Cards fan where the White Sox play
wat
>>76183506
I have to work, but I'll be sure to stream the game during my official and unofficial breaks
>>76183584
literally the only good thing from the ventura era were the reactions
>>76183685
Can't argue there.
lmao white sox twitter banting with some faggot today
https://twitter.com/whitesox/status/868910544438341636
SON OF DAVID!
Meatball lol
>looking at the zimmerman contract
did kenny take over the tigers for a day?
>>76184628
white sox don't give out big contracts though
based yolmeme
>>76184628
>Upton - 132M, .245/.319/.464/.782. 40 HR, 237 SO/75 BB
>Zimmermann - 110M, 28 G, 5.19 ERA, 156 IP, 27 HR, 1.42 WHIP, 97 SO/ 42 BB
>Pelfrey - 16M, 24 G, 5.07 ERA, 119 IP, 15 HR, 1.73 WHIP, 56 SO/46 BB
I love when Steve Stone is a wizard, calling pitches and stolen base attempts.
>>76182589
this
T B H
B
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>>76185301
>yfw we have pelfrey now
>>76185301
Oh yeah Mark Lowe got 5.5M to have a 7.11 ERA and a 1.58 WHIP in 49.1 IP
>>76185301
that's some bad money
man,who on your team doesn't make at least 15 million a year?
>>76185301
JUST
>>76185566
Fulmer makes like 550k and Justin Wilson makes around 3 mil.
>not even raining this time and it's still a hit
You're still shit, Frazier. Can't fool me.
>>76185505
Don't forget another 24 million of that fat faggot Prince Fielder too.
Holy shit I actually take joy in seeing Zimmermann get BTFO now. Fuck off faggot.
hahahah PLEASE I NEED THIS Team to get nohit today
yesterday would have been a better time for that latoddunn frazroche
Fuck off latoddunn we still hate you.
>>76185505
lol we're paying todd "the retard whisperer" frazier 12 mil to hit .180
way to go todd
>.182
>LaDunnzier
>>76185921
"hit"*
>todd throws his bat at pitch and someone gets a 2 rbi double.webm
>>76185787
this desu I want them to get fucking embarrassed at this point. Everyone except JD and fulmer can go fuck themselves to oblivion at this point.
>yesterday all he needed was to get a flyball past the infield to tie the game
>today he cranks a 430+ footer after already having a big lead
What did he mean by this?
>Wojo
>>76185761
I completely forgot about him just because they fleeced hard
>>76185921
Sox legit have a future though.. this team is worthless until next decade
>>76186216
In case you haven't noticed, we've been worthless for nearly an entire decade already.
>>76186216
Wojo honestly needs to go away, at least on 97.1. I don't read his detnews shit.
Making everything plural, adding "the" before everything and cracking dad jokes on air is not entertaining.
Is it happening?
>>76185761
>>76186440
triple play.webm
>>76186440
My least favorite tiger in my lifetime. Dude acted like a total cunt his whole time here and was on a ridiculous wage. That 2012 postseason performance was a disgrace too.
At least the useless guys in the early 2000s were AAA tier, so I could hate the team, but I didn't expect anything.
>castellanos
My god can we get a new 3B?
>can't hit
>can't defend
>can't catch a ball
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
>>76186480
>>76186524
I couldn't find it ! I think it's on my old computer
But the Prince "too fat to play" Fielder contract is hilariously bad. He's currently eating up two team's payrolls. That's impressive.
>>76186682
You would think we have learned from our mistakes, but then you see the Upton and Zimmerrubbish contracts
>tfw we will be shit until 2028
>tfw can empathize with the tigs fans because you know how it feels to watch bad teams suck but at the same time can't really because you've had it far far worse over the past years
>>76186480
here we go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hRPCPP9yUk
you know that fat piece of shit needed an oxygen mask after that
>>76186735
nah man the tigers have had it much worse with all they've spent and the great teams they've built coming so close only to be ruined by a crap bullpen every time
they also had the 120 loss season or whatever it was while we have a ring
>>76186735
We (detroit) hit rock bottom in the early 2000s and are on our way to approaching it again.
Sure, you had some bad years, but at least you won a title ffs.
FUCKING TIMMY GOD DAMNIT
>>76186773
>those comments
>how is prince fielder so fat?
lmao
ended on a fucking error
thanks a lot anderson I knew you could do it
Goddammit timmay
>implying we're allowed to have nice things
>inb4 lose the lead also
WTF I
L
O
V
E
the Tigers offense now
>>76186902
It takes us like 3 games to score 7 runs. What are you on about
>3 straight hits
>lose perfecto 1st batter
>lose no hitter 2nd batter
>lose shut-out 3rd batter
Lol
Never forget
>>76186940
Welcome to White Sox Baseball
Where no happiness is allowed ever
Lets be honest. The Sox would have fucked it up eventually.
Timmy's got hops.
Still hate him though.
>>76186848
you fat shaming bully!
literally the one thing anderson is good at
>>76186971
Why do people watch this guy?
God damn it Tim this doesn't redeem your ass for blowing migos perfecto
>>76186427
Had the right omen
>>76187000
To feel better about themselves.
Literally adding injury to insult
>Tigers commentator says it should be called a hit who cares if it's a no-hitter
>White Sox commentator says it should be an error until it ends
Top kek
My prediction for the either this weekend or the alcs
Come on Jose make them pay for ruining Migo's perfecto
>>76187342
That was Tim
>IBB LATODDUNN
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dangit davidson
>>76187467
>anderbust
migo still out there
>>76187549
take him out take him out
Why is he still in there?
>>76187805
Robin came back to guest manage.
This turned shitshow fast
as expected of the sox
>jennys
Insurance pls
>beck to finish it
WHAT?
Is ricky intentionally trying to tank here?
>>76188195
Swarzak, Khanle, and Robertson all pitched yesterday.
>>76188206
Fair point
Come on Beck, please just 2 more outs
>latoddunn
oh for fuck sake
>latoddunn
>ATODDDAM LAFRADUNNZIERROSCHE
>chance to put the game away yesterday
>can't do it
>chance to put the game away today
>can't do it
And now it's nurse
Are we Nurse posting?
WILLY
Thank you drob for not sucking
Winnah
GG tigs
next sox
gg chicago. I am glad we lost. One step closer to firesale. gl until next time. Happy Memorial Day.
gg Tiggys
gg tiger fans, it was fun making fun of fat people with you today
>7th best run differential in the majors