ORANGE DUCKS AT STROS GAME THREAD

no bueno

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welp there goes the streak

meme'd by our own ballpark

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That bottom lineup

Fuck, of course it's when I benched Schoop

Sick of these GIDP

salty altuve

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>team dying
>stream dying
MAKE IT STOP

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astros defense needs to get a clue

>miss the start of the game
>o's score
Maybe I should not watch them more

based blowhorn of base hits

>>76182337
i can't watch atm either, no real guarantee they do good.
Today the Astros think it's game 5

Based

hella based

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magnificent marWIN strikes again
also based La Piña

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SPPPPPRINGERRRRRR

DIIIIIINGERRRRR

super based

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S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R !

God

Damn

lemme hear that WOOOOO

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Team says Lance, you've done pretty good for us this month

We got you this game senpai

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Great game so far.

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breddy gud inning brehs

Hey Beltran

way to go

oh, wait

wew we still alive

>>76183743
>>76183779
>the city of Carlos BUSTran
I wish he'd stop getting my hopes up

>>76184013
If he's instilling some sort of wisdom on the rest of the team and giving veteran leadership and stuff like that, then I don't mind him getting picked off after hitting a double desu, the team is still really stacked.

Based Aoki

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Yuli has such a long, looping swing that it's looks majestic when he connects and pathetic when he misses. Reminds me a little of Vlad Guerrero.

Super Based

Springer man

u got dunced on that lol. That's alright though.

>>76184426
>Gallery Furniture
>If the Astros win the pennant your mattress is free

>>76184564
I remember one year it was like, if they won more than they did the season before then your mattress was free or something. It was the year after they'd only won 55 or 56

>>76184954
Yeah, they had to lose over 100 games for Mattress Mack to not lose money. Lo and behold, the madmen came through for him that year.
>tfw remember when senile Milo would have hyped-up Mattress Mack come into the booth to yell at 15 syllables/second for 3 straight innings
comfy

*dabs*

>The weekend will kick-off with Orbit's Union Station Celebration on Saturday, as Orbit will be joined by Clark the Cub of Chicago Cubs, Fredbird of the St. Louis Cardinals, The Oriole Bird of the Baltimore Orioles and Rangers Captain of the Texas Rangers. The weekend will be capped off on Sunday as Orbit will again be joined by his MLB mascot friends, as well as Toro of the Houston Texans and Diesel of the Houston Dynamo.

>Csubs
>Methinals
>Rags
>Orange Duck

Fuck man, I hate Orbit's friends

>>76185439
This was whatshername's idea. Brianna Carbonelli or something. The marketing director that comes into the booth and talks about boring promotions for a full inning every few weeks.

>>76185638

>6/29/14: Mascots Raymond, Dinger, Baxter, Mr. Met, Clutch and Diesel celebrate Orbit's birthday in ...

His old friends were better

>MarWIN GOATzalez

marWIN is too good for this world

>ex-oriole throwing a perfect game
This is an amazingly shit week

>>76186484
Who

>>76186512
Gonzalez

Pitch count's way too high for him to finish the game tho

>>76186539
>>76186512
oh wait it's only 70 pitches, I read the balls and strikes thing wrong

>>76186539
69 pitches through 6 is too much?

>>76186539
>Miggy and JD two gaping holes in my offense this weekend
>gonzo finally decides to git gud

Fucking Whos

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>>76187298

>>76187298
>>76187332
>i dont even have to believe

>>76187381
>tfw they got confused and scored early today
this stupid team, man

>>76187777

Quads confirm

>>76187298
>>76187332
>>76187777
We need to stop posting these for a while. Let the magic recharge.

gg ducks

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GG O's
see y'all later this year

Gsweep stros

At least we get the Yankees next