no butts allowed
Cookies are disgusting.
hello is anybody watching pretty rick today
>throws out 38% or runners
>38 percent
So this is going to be a sox fan only thread since memelord mariners fans don't have jobs and sleep until 5pm?
>>76180017
it's sunday so it's going to be a nobody thread
>>76180072
I'm here for you <3
>>76180017
It's a beautiful Sunday and the Mariners are shit
i'm taking bets on whether the M's will score a run this game
sup mariners bros
>>76179882
good manlet
did benintendi do that on purpose
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
why is the game still tied
HOLY SHIT JUDGE JUST HIT A GRAND SLAM
man that guy is incredible
Porcello please stop.
Why didn't anybody on the discord tell me the game started????
>>76180539
porcellos a bum we're going to lose today and tomorrow
>show up at safeco an hour before the game
>see this on the big screen
WAT DO?!
cano is 0-11 this series i think
>>76181367
wow hot
Nice chain Bergman. You f@g
>>76181498
watch your mouth
q: how many double plays have there been this game
>>76180539
How much time do you spend on here?
how has porcello not allowed a run yet
porcello is our #4 pitcher this year
we should trade him while hes still the cy young and his value is high
looool fucking retard porcello you idiot
THEY FINALLY SCORED A RUN!!!
how did porcello allow a run to the Mariners
do you ever have a big sneeze and then you wonder where'd the snot went
>>76182005
>>76181983
I really want to fuck your ass anime slut
>>76182096
Do you ever want to jerk off but realize that you will lose all energy and motivation for the day if you do but your penis won't go soft?
>>76182205
i'm a girl
>>76182222
will u be my gf
>>76182205
yes
>>76182178
>>76182249
t-thanks
ok good job rick now go to AAA
congrats on scoring a run Mariners
Nice now lets hit into a double play
time for double play
Why does Porcello blow this year
time for real double play
almost hit into a double play but not quite
maybe next ab
HOLY
SHIT
ffs
there it is
>your face will never be that bucket
why live
>>76182873
wew lad
Who /hungover/ here
>>76183107
I'm 3 months sober
>>76183186
Pussy
can't gidp if there are already 2 outs
TIME FOR DOUBLE PLAY
You guys told me rick was an ace?
>>76184408
>allow 11 hits
>allow 1 run
he might not be an ace but he sure is a magician
>>76184526
>11/1 =1
Really makes me think
will the red sox ever score again
HIT THE BALL OVER THE WALL
MARINERS!
why aren't they trying to win today
HEREDIA BLAST!!!
see?
>>76185603
they're sad Brian Johnson was sent down
>>76185682
me too, no not really i didn't care
>>76185816
stfu john
safe by a mile
SAFE
Why don't they always hit home runs so they don't have to run
Absolute trash umps
Wow, bullshit call imo
this was the reason replay was introduced
>>76186262
Why
ha ha time for vinshit
>>76186766
haha nice name :)
mookie bustts
NEVER LET ABAD PITCH AGAINST CANO
>>76187290
sorry
i'm starting to think we aren't going to win this game.
>>76187643
sorry
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
GG mariners, See you in Seattle 2 months from now
good luck until then
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY