OFFICIAL INDY 500 RACE THREAD #4

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first for ALO

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reminder that IndyCar drivers have far larger balls than F1 drivers ever could

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>>>>open wheel

Can I get a quick rundown on the race? Other than crash, just watched that part on a Youtube stream.

THREAD PRESENTED BY MOUNTAIN DEW - AMERICA'S SHITPOSTING-FUEL

>>76179561
I've seen Dillon, truly impressive. Your first link is wrong btw.

>>76179585
wait for 2018 bb

HOW IS DIXON STILL ALIVE AFTER THAT?

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Long red flag means it's time for tendies!

RESTART ALREADY

RACE'S BEEN STANDING FOR AN HOUR

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post wrecks

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>>76179390

Been watching for 25 minutes and there has been no racing. Not sure this semen slurping "sport" is for me, lads.

>>76179605
dicks are still on

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>>76179585
You'll live.

>alonso to lead restart

haha time for more wrecks

>>76179617
literal roastie

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Now that's the shitty ass Indiana random storm on a clear day pattern I'm used to.....

>Dixon is bummed for Camping World

surely this is a parody

>>76179585
S T A Y T R I G G E R E D

>>76179575
And that's why they'll never have an American audience. No one here wants a one lap race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RLbYNchdVw

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>>76179600
kek

>>76179536
nobody is saying otherwise
however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o02s_g5AUUE

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>Alonso will lead the field to green on the restart

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>>76179613

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>Dixon being interviewed

How are you?

Im fine im just bummed for "sponsor"

So how's Alonso doing so far?

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>>76179613

DEATHBOWL 2017

i find this to be exciting.

i think 4 years of VetLOL and 2 years of #stillIRise have conditioned F1 fans into finding a 200 lap oval race to be entertaining, given its high speed, crashes and sound.

>>76179598
alonso goating it up

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>>76179613

>>76179628
>that wing
lmao

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Are they watching the race?

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>>76179632

>>76179658
P1

>>76179617

She's normally really hot, but her eyes make her look like a fucking demon there.. Like nightmare shit.

f1>indy 500

Why doesn't Indy Car kill 15 laps under controlled caution flag?

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What's for lunch lads?

>>76179658
He dropped back at the start but he got the hang of it and then started raping.

>>76179663
kek how

>>76179685
fat

>>76179648
Does Hotaru like the 500?

EVERYBODY GETS A PITSTOP

>>76179663
Could you please remove this post from the thread?

>>76179679
no shit. ovals are for idiots

>>76179628
This actually looks ok, just loose sidepods on rears and it will be great.

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>>76179613

>>76179617
big lats

>>76179685
burger looks a bit dry/5

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>>76179663
;_;

>>76179671
Hulkenberg already won Le Mans so he's probably interested.

>>76179663
fuck u faggot

>>76179663
did...did he died?

>>76179685
Griessknödelsuppe

>>76179656
"they will all stop now and get their firestone™ tyres"

>>76179642
F1 is shit mate can't blame the yanks for not liking it./

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>people were talking about the Autism Dillon crash

i has webms

ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI

how do we save this "sport"?

we already shipped alonso, maybe hamilton should try as well?

>>76179603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azobI_h0TEM
There we go

Also have the big one from Talladega this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0VJUzNGtzk

>Sato still hanging on

that stop was tight af

>>76179685
grilling some jerk chicken in a few here

>>76179721
yep

Why does it take ages for them to change tyres

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>>76179685

>>76179685
gonna get me juicy burger for national burger day. brb

>Honda (TM) race off pit road

>>76179696

Wet track and ignoring double yellow flags

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NANDO

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Who Tub O' Towels here?

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>>76179685

>>76179717
>zero podiums

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>>76179730

BT ESPN stream dieded?

>>76179735
>we
What team you on lad

>>76179721

yes ._.

>>76179736
Thanks

>>76179756
only one man per tyre gun

F1 has about 3 people per tyre.

>>76179721
Nah nigga

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>F1 fags upset over dead drivers

>>76179613

This is the only crash I've ever seen where I felt it physically afterwards. My heart was pounding hard just from sheer terror.

>>76179685
>chicken in a scone

why

ALONSO IS 1ST WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE INDY NOW

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>tfw Sato takes out Alonso on the last lap
spoiler: rossi wins

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>>76179663
Tractor Cunt is an alright guy

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>>76179766
BOI

>>76179730
Hope they had safety goggles or Indycar is filing bankruptcy from the amerisuing.

>>76179771
ah yes traditional american cheese plate with accompanyment

>>76179790
Also, since they're also refueling, they're not in such a big rush

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>>76179766
Get that shit outta here

>>76179756
>>76179790
*tire

>>76179696
>laughing at death
thats why people dont like you

>>76179647
God damn I miss that McLaren

hate it when the guy misses the hole

>>76179663
TOO SOON MAN TOO SOON
>>76179721
He died after like being in coma for months.

>>76179721
Yeah. He was in a coma for 9 months after that crash, but they couldn't save him. ;_;

>>76179795
Fucking hell there's nothing left

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>>76179735
>hamilton

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-4547574/Lewis-Hamilton-blasts-level-Indy-500.html

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>>76179613
>fucking whincup reeeeeeee

>that fueling

>>76179809
Those aren't even solution soaked though
nigger tier clean up wipes

>>76179799
It's a biscuit you knob

Looks like when I have to gas up in New Jersey

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>>76179613

>>76179795
He certainly isn't smiling anymore.

>>76179832
apparently he was still mostly together after the crash but with most of his bones broken according to a doctor

>Kanaan is 42
what the fuck, he was so young where has time go.

>>76179836
he's right you know

how did Dixon end up back there?

>>76179781
Team F1™ m8

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>>76179721
not on spot, but yes

shit, that full speed shot of the crash

>Tfw Pagenaud has been largely invisible

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>not doing some laps around indy in the meantime

>>76179859
Classic smoke

>>76179685
Souvlaki and beer

Link where?

is American sports coverage designed for people with ADHD?

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>>76179852
Fuck off Juan. This is a biscuit lad

>>76179859
Did he died? What was he even doing?

Andretti 1-2-3-4
How long until they all blow up?

>ALONSLOW

I thought Valentino Rossi was recently injured?? Why is he racing in the 500

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THIS IS HELIO'S RACE MARK MY WORDS

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>>76179717
>His smile and optimism : gone

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bout to make a beer run for tonight's 600

what should i get lads?

P1
P2
P3
P4
LOCKOUT

>>76179911
fuck off this is an american sport, take your shtity bong food out of here

>1 Rossi
>2 Sato
>3 Alonso
>4 Hunter-Reay

>9 Andretti

disgraceful

S/A/TO

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How mad are yanks going to be when an F1 driver wins their marquee motorsport event on LITERALLY HIS FIRST TRY?

>>76179906
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df

ANDRETTI 1234

ALONSO STOP GETTING BTFO ;-;

HONDA WINS LOL

ANDRETTI AUTOSPORT WINS LOL

inb4 honda engine

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>>76179613

>>76179913
hitch-hiking

#29 miraculously won the Nurburgring 24H earlier, ALONSO is #29.
It's coming home la.

>>76179913

He was out on the track like a retard trying to talk shit to Tony Stewart and Tony Stewart ran over him and killed him.

>>76179933
tacktack

SATO
A
T
O

KAMIKAZE

>>76179925
get a few 40's

Newgarden is already in 12th. Holy shit.

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>>76179927
Look at me my brown friend. We are the thread posters now

>>76179913
Yeah, the driver that hit the throttle was Tony Stewart. And in true American fashion, he got away with it.

>>76179948

Damn

SATO WILL WIN IT.

>>76179766
Disgusting.

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>>76179924
Don't post the webm of him cleaning his helmet before Suzuka. That's the worst one.

Sato always contends here. Would love to see him win. Would also love to watch the nippon replays if he does.

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fucking commentary is so fucking bad

CRASH!

CONNER DALY

Alonso hasn't crashed yet I hope?

>>76179932
You mean like happened in 2000?

How new are you?

SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

DED
E
D

F

that was a crash waiting to happen

Rookies

>>76179978
>the city of Daly

what a dumb move

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Reich

Fuck that was stoopid.

HERE WE GOO

S A T O
A
T
O

"Pull Out" Rayhall

>the sound of these cars going flat out next to the camera

HNNG

90% is yellow flag.

What a shit sport.

Daly you fucker

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>another retard hits the wall

TIME FOR THE DALY DOUBLE

>CO-NOR

>Daly

DALY FAILY

CONNAR NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMETHING HAPPENED

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so why is nascar more popular than this? isnt it just the same ovals but slower cars?

RIP DALY

>>76179613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMYGRzQZc7I

>Phillips, whose body was mutilated by the track's steel catch fence and a caution light fixture at high speed, was both dismembered and decapitated, in what a photographer on-scene described, "as gruesome a wreck as I can ever recall". In video footage taken at the scene of the accident, the first rescuer is initially shown running to the car, then immediately turning away after seeing Phillips' body and realizing the hopelessness of any attempt at resuscitation. The track was littered with car debris, blood, bone, and numerous external and internal body parts, necessitating a complete and lengthy red flag while track officials wearing surgical gloves placed white sheets over various body parts in the vicinity of the crash and hosed down the stands, which were showered with the mess. The driver's head - still in the racing helmet - was found at the entrance of the pit road, and one of his hands was found suspended in the retaining fence, around where the caution light had been.

>>76179989
He was so happy there, happily cleaning his helmet during the red flag, so optimistic, full of life.

Fucking scrubs Harvey and Daly.

Are they stupid? Why do they risk so much?

>>76179948
>They had to stop the madman from racing the week after that

>AJ Foyt

>>76179961
Why was he trying to do that?

aww

HAHA TIME FOR COMMERCIALS PRESENTED BY FUCK YOU

some of you guys are alright, don't go to turn 3 tomorrow

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>Daly

That Manager is a Big Guy.

>America's Brave Conor Daly

>>76180039
NASCAR is busy killing themselves.

that was a large man

>>76180039
The driver personalities

>>76179913
but he didn't hit the throttle, it was a different car

>>76179867
>>76179832
>"During an attempt to qualify for the Indy 500, Gordon Smiley, a cocky young driver from Texas, was determined to break 200mph or die trying. Several veteran drivers...had warned him that he was in way over his head, driving all wrong for the Speedway. Smiley was a road racer and was used to counter-steering his car to avoid a crash if the rear wheels broke traction. While rushing to the car, I noticed small splotches of a peculiar gray substance marking a trail on the asphalt leading up to the driver. When I reached the car, I was shocked to see that Smiley's helmet was gone, along with the top of his skull. He had essentially been scalped by the debris fence. The material on the race track was most of his brain. His helmet, due to massive centrifugal force, was literally pulled from his head on impact...I rode to the care center with the body. On the way in I performed a cursory examination and realized that nearly every bone in his body was shattered. He had a gaping wound in his side that looked as if he had been attacked by a large shark. I had never seen such trauma."
Jesus

This looks like a sport for Maldanado

this """""""sport"""""""

#WALLED

>>76180062

That's AJ Gout

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Jesus fuck the size of that safety worker

>he had a good car
arent cars supposed to be the same

AJ FAT

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>>76180042

jesus christ

Awwww Daly

>Kimball indirectly triggers a crash

he can't keep getting away with it

>>76180069
Said fatman won the Indy 500 four different times. 'murrica

>>76180080
please leave Thabo

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You know who'd rape this oval?

>>76180084
More like AJ Gut

What happened to the black and pink car that was in the grass? Catch some debris?

Wonder if Alonso commits suicide if his Honda engine blows up.

So how many """pilots""" hit the wall on average per race?

>when you accidentally turn right

>>76180091
To a point, there's things the teams can do that differentiates them like any spec series

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>>76180080
kek

>>76179613
Autism Dillon following in Dale's footsteps

>>76180039
After the CART/IRL split in 96 Nascar was gaining momentum and went into its golden era from like 96-04 with great racing and personalities and became the most popular Motorsport in America while the two open wheel series were struggling because of their dick measuring contest

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literally every single one of them is fat as fuck

Any radio coverage of this? thinking of heading to the gym

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>>76179927
Then why's it being won by a European?

>>76180113
AMD AMX

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>yfw Sato wins

>>76180087
Aren't you used to sights like this?

>>76180087
A M E R I C A
M
E
R
I
C
A

so what's with this track? it's just an oval?

>>76180113
Could you tell me what time it is?

>Harvey almost does a Heidfeld

Holy shit he almost spun into the Holmatro truck

What happened to the rookie? Looks like he fucked up on his own when he dodged that debris.

Harvey almost had a Bianchi-like accident.

>>76180087
>that safety worker
all of them are fat slobs. america, not even once

>Harvey almost hit the safety truck

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>>76180113
>Bahamas lad finally turned up here
Shit we're taking over Indy lads. Let us friendly refugees in yeah

>>76179613
https://youtu.be/Nz0oEcYNFkM?t=14

>>76180053
he blamed tony for the crash which ended his race

Sky looks quite dark. What's the weather prediction for next 2 hours?

>>76180113
bullying is banned in indy

hed be good at nascar where its encouraged

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>>76179613

ALOTION MOTION.

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>>76180087
He's a big guy

>>76180004
FORMULAONED.COM

SATO = Hillary Clinton

Alonso = DRUMPF

CAUTIONS

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>>76180139
I'd be totally fine with it

>>76180039
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>76180039
For years there was never a clear circuit for "Indys". USAC did okay but everything was pretty small time except for the 500. I think the CART/IRL split of the late 90s and 00s further fucked the sport over. Recently IndyCar has added too many road courses, not enough American talent. They do race the road courses tighter than F1, but it's still rather boring.

>>76180039

NASCAR ended up getting better TV deals towards the turn of the millennium, so it came to monopolize the narrative of racing in America.

I'll give you an example: We used to have a show on ESPN called RPM2Night that covered all forms of racing in America. Now you only have NASCAR Race Hub on FS1 and NASCAR America on NBCSN.

>>76180112
Stay mad lewis

>>76180133
You should see the crews in NASCAR

>>76180163
DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

>Yellow breed yellows

THERE IT IS

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Seems bizarre that they were racing so hard this early in the race

>>76180074
Was he ok?

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>>76179613

>>76180087
ah yes, the famous Xbox Hueg guy

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Goddamnit Conor. I want to like you, but you fucking have lost your shit since leaving Dale Coyne and going to AJ Foyt Enterprises.

>>76180101

And The Daytona 500. And Le Mans. And the Sebring 12 Hours. Plus the Daytona 24 Hours.

>>76180131
>you will never split from IRL

feels bad man

>>76180166
For (You)

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>>76180166

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>>76179613

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>nobody posting the 1955 Le Mans disaster

>The car landed onto the 4' earthen embankment between the spectators and the track, bounced, then slammed into a concrete stairwell structure and disintegrated. The momentum of the heaviest components of the car – the engine, radiator and front suspension – hurtled straight on into the crowd for almost 100 metres, crushing all in their path.[13] The bonnet lid scythed through the air, "decapitating tightly jammed spectators like a guillotine."

>Eighty-three spectators and French driver Pierre Bouillin, who raced under the name Pierre Levegh, died and nearly 180 more were injured in the most catastrophic accident in motorsport history which led Mercedes-Benz to retire from motor-racing until 1989

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955_Le_Mans_disaster

>>76180087
it's flyover country, everyone is fat there

>>76180179
says you.
I love the road courses.
Indy is the only oval that matters.

>>76180195
surgeons reattached his head
He was out of the hospital in a week

>you will never relive the 2011 Indy 500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFV-85gyzQ

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>>76180143
I reckon it's Ricky-Ardos time, pardner.

>>76180163

I BELIEVEEE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>76180179
Shut up Tony George

>>76180212
is that his arm sticking out the windshield?

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taking a fap break, see you in 30

>>76179613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKRz6eVJQbg

>that guy at 1:07 kicking dirt at the car

>yfw god-tier JUAN PABLO wins the Indy500 for the third time

>>76180212

Silly guy, everyone knows you can't race without a head.

>>76180198
wew aussie racing cars are great

Reverse angle webm of red flag crash where pls

>>76180184
MotoAmerica also had a huge loss in tv coverage right?

>>76180237
Yes. And he is beheaded.

>>76180216

Bitch please. Tony Renna's testing crash was worse.

>>76180163
That's one of the most impressive ones. What a great camera operator.

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>>76179613

>>76180212
who's this?

oh man this sport is fucking boring. next time i see an american saying football (soccer) is boring he can suck my dick.

>>76180194
>were
What machine are you driving lad?

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>>76180244

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Anyone have the webm of Alonso's Melbourne crash?

Is there an adless stream?

>>76180237

And a bloody stump of a neck cuz he had already been decapitated.

>>76180237

He heiled the Fuhrer until the very end.

>>76180256
lmao

>>76180225
I'm telling him why it's more popular. You're in the minority over here, snowflake.

>>76180263
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Phillips
pretty sure it's this

WHOS DA CHEEKY MUNKEY

>>76180276
Look up? Fucking murricans

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>americans cant fix their tyre

>>76179613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55h0XCF1t8

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>>76180244

WHO'S A CHEEKY MONKEY

>American entertainment

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>>76180244

You mean Jet Dryer guy actually wins races? LOL this "Sport" fucking sucks.

>>76180139
What kind of bizarre alternate timeline are we living in. He's supposed to blow his engine or cause a wreck!

>>76180263
Russell Phillips

>>76180256
https://youtu.be/BOvt8OlfX4E

>>76180212
fuck never seen that photo before. nice rollcage there.

inb4 tom pryce crash footage.

>>76180087
A.J. Foyty Tons

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Race results right here, courtesy of BBC

>>76180251
Moto racing never reached anywhere the peak popularity of CART and Nascar in the US

>>76180254
It's not a proper Indycar thread if people don't mention Renna's crash, lel

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was montoya best at this, formula 1 or nascar?

>>76180293
notice how the bleachers are almost empty at every oval except Indy

This sport would become infinitely better if after every ten leps they had to do a handbreak turn and go the opposite direction

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>>76179613
Have some classic Murdernado murdering.

>>76180263
Russell Phillips, NASCAR driver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExPOQNT5UUo


>Phillips, whose upper body was ground like a pulp against the track's steel catch fence and a caution light fixture at high speed, was both partially dismembered and decapitated, in what a photographer on-scene described as "as gruesome a wreck as I can ever recall". In video of the accident, the roof first impact on the turn 4 wall instantly killed Phillips when his head was ripped off of his body leaving him decapitated, both of his hands were cut off, his torso became completely disintegrated and half of his scrotum was ripped off. Footage from the infield of turn 4 captured his head, with his helmet on, rolling down the embankment of turn 4. In the aftermath of the accident, the first rescuer on scene could be seen running to the car with a fire extinguisher putting out any of the smoke he saw in the car, then immediately turning away from the wreck after seeing Phillips' body and realizing the hopelessness of any attempt at resuscitation. The track was littered with car debris, blood, and numerous body parts, necessitating a complete and lengthy red flag while track officials wearing surgical gloves placed white sheets over various body parts and carried them off the track in the vicinity of the crash. The driver's head (still wearing his helmet) was found at the entrance of the pit road, and one of his hands was found suspended in the retaining fence. Phillips accident became completely reminiscent to the fatal crash of Gordon Smiley during qualifying for the 1982 Indianapolis 500 when his car slammed the wall nose first at 200 mph, shattering the car, partially decapitating him by ripping the helmet and half of his head off the body and breaking every bone in his body, killing Smiley instantly.

>>76179613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGopMt0LUI4

Burned to death.

Was eating, wth happened ?

So they're are using the GP Course in Indy as a Parkinglot?

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Race stopped due to dog

is the snakepit like a daycare?

>>76180276
see >>76180163

>>76180333
indy
he was crippled by shit equipment in NASCAR

>>76180184
>RPM2Night
There's some nostalgia

>>76180039
Don't underestimate the appeal to average joe fans of stock cars, that are attainable for anyone (of course not tuned to racing standards, but often the same sillohettes.

>>76180318

Not when he's got an actually competitive car under his seat.

>>76180163
>>76180276

idiot

is the race over?

goddammit Helio

he always fucking jumps the start

>>76180228
Heard Shaq dunked in that gaping wound of his in the 1995 NBA Playoffs.

>>76180357
I thought Stewart-HAAS is a topteam

>>76180335
Most ovals fit 150k plus people. Road America fits like 30k max.

I forgot how much these ads are pushing the cuck meme.

>>76179613
https://youtu.be/Hy8fgGiI1WA?t=7

>>76180280
No roaches REEEEEEEE

>>76180368

It's not over until a car goes in to the grandstand, m8.