LAP 1LONSO/200
>incoming caution for wildlife on track
>amerishit "professional" drivers btfo by KING F1
A L O N S O
L
O
N
S
O
INB4 INEVITABLE HONDA BREAKDOWN
>>76178369
/a/LONSO
Andretti top 3
S A T O
Alonso is a little bitch
Alonso triple crown when?
>>76178387
he's won it twice I think
WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS STILL HAVE A JOB
SHIT COMMENTATORS. HUMAN SLEEPING PILLS
WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS STILL HAVE A JOB
SHIT COMMENTATORS. HUMAN SLEEPING PILLS
POWER OF DREAMS
what is Andretti? They dont make the chassis?
>still no cautions
>1/4 way through
2 hour race this year?
Mclaren F1 BTFO
ADS ADS ADS
Fernando we need you to stop the car.
Stop the car.
you can tell these commentators fucking hate each other
who /mpg/ here?
>>76178440
I miss paul
S/a/to!
Also how come Honda can make Indy engines running on redline for 3 hours straight but can't into F1 engines?
why are ex f1 drivers dominating this?
Ads
REEEEEEEE
>>76178447
Every team runs the same Dallas chassis
ADS
It's over, Alonso already won
This is now a Mana thread
GIVE SATO YOUR ENERGY LADS \o/
There is no chance Alonso is going to make it to the end of this race.
No chance in hell. Let alone win the damn thing.
>ALO already drove a longer distance than BUT today
kek
>BT SPORT SHOWING ADS
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>1st, 2nd, 3rd
>F1 drivers
Stay in top 3 just this once, Sato.
who /teamrossi/ here?
/a/lonso
What is it with you burgers and your drug ads?
>>76178459
IVE NEVER RRRACED WITH LESS POWER
>>76178447
son of Mario Andretti, former F1 champion with Lotus
chassis are Dallara
>>76178440
well they were fired
These Chevrolet "le real truck guyz xDDD" ads are painfully autistic.
Buy Nasacort.
Lads, if ALO wins I think Zak Brown will scrap the McLel F1 program and move it all to the USA
>honda engine finishing a race
That's a first this year.
YEEEE BOI
NO WAIIII
CHEWY MEMORIAL CANCER
>>76178480
word
>>76178474
It's almost like Formula 1 is the Formula 1 of racing
>sato closing in
fug
>real dads steal dads
wut?
Any britlads watching via Virgin Anywhere?
Is it choppy and repeating stuff for you too?
alonso back in p1
>the absolute madman isn't saving fuel
>>76178481
I'm here for /a/LONSO but honestly wouldn't mind if S/a/to won. I liked him back in F1 he was a pure kamikaze and the honor of a samurai. Just please don't torpedo Alonso.
>>76178439
He really needs to do Le Mans.
When did Alonso overtake for #1?
>Hamilton will see Alonsi winning and do Indy 500 next year and die doing Indy
Thank you based USA
Sato strong and fast
can i get a rundown on what the "Pit Stop Challenge" is?
it looks like a knock-out tournament that happens mid-race, according to the 2016 Indy wiki
>>76178503
DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE CANCER? BETTER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO GIVE YOU KANKERAWAY(REGISTERED TRADEMARK) JUST IN CASE*
* - warning, kankeraway can cause death
this drunk driving song is the cringiest shit ever
F1 and Indycar merger when?
>>76178537
During the last round of ads
FUCKING ADS I CAN'T SEE ALONSO TAKING THE LEAR DREEEEEEEEEE
GODDAMN THANK YOU BASED VISOR CAM
>>76178540
hamilton said at some point that he'd like to try nascar
>>76178450
Race of Attrition in the 2nd half
Alonso has more points (1) for leading the Indy 500 than he has in 5 Grands Prix this year (0)
Fernando, retire the car please.
>>76178530
Clear here
>>76178553
hopefully never
>>76178532
>Implying he won't go an extra stop but with no fuel saving
>whoever has the best luck wins the race
>>76178480
Yes.
>STEAK n SHAKE
Stock cars have the steepest learning curve for already accomplished racers. If you can race dirt you can race open wheel. Not to say that what Alonso is doing isn't super impressive cuz it is, but it's not all that surprising cuz he's a world class F1 talent.
Stock cars are the equivalent of racing UPS trucks to these guys. Horribly handling fuck huge tanks. I think that's why you see so little success for accomplished drivers trying out NASCAR. Altho even tho he didn't win, I thought JPM did a good job there. If you can drive a stock car, you can drive anything.
CRASH
DIXON IS KILL
RIP DIXON
BIG ONE
HABBENING
What are the rules regarding the fuel?
mfw turnleft is way more funnier than F1.
>when the true latins show up
lets go alo and rossi!
PUT IT OUT
HAPPENING
OH SHIT BIG CRASH
noooooooo not dixon
ded
F
Small juan
DIE DIE DIE
>the city of dixon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>76178459
INDY400 ENGINE!!
INDY400 ENGINE!!
F
HERE WE GO!
D E A T H
E
D
DED
ITS HAPPENING
Dixieland nooo
OH FUCK.
They saw alonso with a big gap and they decided to stop the race
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
>americans start clapping
OH SHIT
>car literally cut in half
u crazy murifriends
NEAT
HOLY FUCK DIXON IS OUT
DED
F
RIP
YELLOW FLAG
E
L
L
O
W
F
L
A
G
DEADS
>Dicks on
>>76178572
GTFO Nico
Dixon and Howard are kill
OH SHIT
>DICK SON
FUCK EM
F
>DIXON
KIWIS BTFO
>>76178587
they carry enough for ~30 laps at full speed and top up at each pit stop until near the end
OH SHIIIIIIIIT
>>76178624
>>76178624
They're clapping because the driver is all right
CARNAGE
A
R
N
A
G
E
You don't see wrecks in F1 because no one is really trying that hard
F
crikey
>>76178624
Does this mean Alonso can ACTUALLY have a chance at winning?
>Marshall are fat
Of course...
did he died
CRASH
>crowd starts clapping
this is the real reason why americans watch racing right?
>England
Dick Son
DON'T DRINK AND DRIIIIIVE
>tfw the most entertaining part about this """race""" are crashes
>amerilards clapping
>>76178591
literally the gypsies of Europe. Every single country in your pic
>>76178657
>>76178480
>>76178519
>>76178577
What have I done...
wtf i just left wth happened?
How come Honda can make Indy engines running on redline for 3 hours straight but can't into F1 engines?
holy shit that was nuts
Shit, Dixon avoided getting Wheldon'd by inches
holy shit
HOLY SHIT.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Are there blue flags?
holy fucking shit
Dixon got lucky as fuck.
WEBM THAT NIGGA
>clapping
So... is Alonso respected in US? in Spain he became a bit of a pariah desu
K R A S H
I
N
O
A bad day for the icemen, Kimi second and Dixon out.
HOLY SHIT
jesus that replay
A question for our American friends: How do you survive watching television there, these advert breaks are
RELENTLESS
Holy shit if the angle would have been just a bit different.
>>76178655
sick burn
>that replay
jesus christ, those cars are strong
That crash was mental
need a webm of that replay
Good Fuck, someone webm that
>red flag
>alonso wins
Jesus that was nasty
FUCK that was a hard crash for Dicks in my son
FUCK ME THAT'S AMAZING
>Howard
HOLY FUCK
How did he walk away
Fuck me
GODDAMN HE CAUGHT A LOT OF AIR
SLOW MOTION CRASH IS SOMETHING ELSE.
Quality crash lads
Dixon almost ded
holy fuck he got lucky.
>>76178691
Because hybrid
HOLY FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO KIWIS CAN FLY AFTER ALL
>>76178692
Ew they have trips in here?
Holy fucking christ
That crash was KINO
>>76178718
we get through the day knowing we dont call them fucking 'adverts'
helps more than you think
i think it's taboo to say spectators really just want to watch really epic and american crashes
>THIS IS CONSIDERED AN OPEN WHEEL CAR IN AMERICA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAH
h
a
h
a
h
>>76178718
your shitty BT sport is also showing ads
>>76178709
He's probably hated as he's some random Eurocuck. 99% of the crowd haven't even heard of him.
And dude that flight.
EMMA DIXON IM HERE FOR YOU
>>76178689
RARE
A
R
E
Literally every Euro post ITT is painfully cringy.
FUCK
Sick cunts.
>>76178667
Marshalls are fat everywhere.
What a speccy fucking crash. White car is lucky he didn't get splatted.
>Jay Howard
Good, I've heard him yesterday on radio, absolutely hated the way he sounded.
>>76178749
kek
holy shit lol
Jesus fuck
>Alsonso will have to lead the restart
Oh boy.
Holy shit he could have easily been un-headed
He almost died yo
CASTRONEVES PAST UNDER DIXON
Fucking 10/10 crash, Yankees.
>>76178517
plz no
>that car going under dixon
>you will never experience a 200 mph crash and walk away
Dixon race was robbed by a noob driver...
ad free stream:
Sport 1 US "HD"
http://www.eplsite.org/f1/stream1.html
>everybody survived
Kek is a gracious God
Scott DicksIn is unlikable
BTFO
>>76178721
look up videos of trophy trucks wadding up and you will realize its not that uncommon
Red Flag
See, turning left is hard. sometimes a wall appears from nowhere
That was cool.
RED FLAG
DON'T LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT THE ROOKIE FERNANDO GOATLONSO IS LEADING THE RACE AFTER JUST 2 MONTHS OF TRAINING.
>>76178771
This
10/10 murica
>>76178691
Different makers, Honda F1 is out of Japan(incidentally they also supply for the super GT, 8 cars of theirs failed in the first race of the series).
Honda for the Indy car is in California.
Holy shit that was a viscious impact.
For the F1 onlookers, Indycar driver cells are built tougher than F1 cars.
Due to the need to race on ovals, the cars mitigate way more energy.
RED FLAG
I don't know what to say. 16 years watching racing full-time and I've never seen a crash quite as graphically harrowing as that.
Alonso is fucked. Will be back in 10th after restart.
Nascar isn't real lads
people die on the roads, driving at 40 mph.
no one could possibly survive a crash like that in real life. it's CGI. you've never met anyone who has been to an Indy race.
>>76178756
>American """"banter""""
>>76178789
f1 has safety cars coo
WTF IM AN INDY 500 FAN NOW
Are there blue flags in indy?
finally got a /BIG ONE/
makes up for that borefest in monaco
real question, how do cautions work? do the lapped cars overtake everyone?
>>76178749
jej
lol and today in monaco people were spooped about wehrlein who hit the barrier at 25km/h
This shit is too dangerous. Good to watch though.
You can't get much luckier than that. The way he came down on the wall is an easy way to get killed.
He's gonna be sore as shit but still. That's insane.
>>76178821
>>76178815
but the real question is, who sponsors the red flag
so, can we all agree that indycar is skillless as fuck? I mean come on, alonso dominating this shit, he isn't even at his prime.
GIVE ALONSO YOUR ENERGY
>safety car
>entire gap gone
Is indy literally Monaco 2.0?
How long red flag last?
DO I have time to go make pasta?
Why the fuck is there so many commercial breaks?
Ok, is over, Alonso has won. Stop the massacre, they just can´t win the goat.
Literally the only thing this sport has got right is the crashes. That was awesome
>>76178837
damn that was a sick crash
>>76178831
This one was truly shocking at the time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tl-6oqN0i4
who is the semen demen on the btsport
>>76178771
We get it, you've watched Indy before.
You have told us enough times now
>>76178749
>Cut back to ESPN on BT early due to crash
>Suzi Perry left her mic on while having toilet break
>That awkward moment when showing slo-mo of crash with fat ogre shit sounds in background
>>76178720
+500 points and nitro boost filled in
>the commentators mention how you were worried about all that dirty air
>>76178851
when the head is hit directly, the velocity doesn't really matter, dead is dead.
Holy moly
Dat crash
Easily could have been a gore fest.
>>76178871
yes but with more safety cars
>>76178865
Finish First Fernando
Crash webm where?
.webm of that, jesus fucking christ.
>>76178837
I've been there. My dad took my brothers and me when we were kids.
S-s-stop posting in Indy 500 thread...
Remember muh F1...
>>76178831
Le Mans a few years ago when the Toyota LMP got >Ferrari'd and flew for a few hundred feet was pretty savage too
>>76178831
That's an interesting statement. I don't watch a lot of racing but that one stood out.
Anyone got a real time replay?
That crash must have been vicious at full speed.
reminder that bourdais survived 230 mph straight into the wall last week in quali
>>76178749
>>76178848
Only if the Leaders Pit under caution
WEEEEEBMMM WHERE?!?!?
I need to archive this
>>76178474
They're established racers and have opportunities to race for the best teams.
>>76178881
How long will it be red flagged? Do i have time to get some tea?
>>76178881
>>76178883
Poor Moore, holy shit
>>76178908
ALONSO'D
Now i realise how boring is F1.
>>76178771
posts like these are cringier desu
>>76178915
yeah but dixon nearly went literally headfirst into that wall from above
Thoughts on the new chassis for next year?
Didn't Dixon just get robbed at gunpoint at Taco Bell the other day? Dude should just get the fuck out of Indianapolis now. It's out to get him.
>>76178459
I DONT WANT I DONT WANT
>>76178827
They really should just ask Murka Honda to make them F1 engines.
>>76178872
box of mac and cheese or some throw together shit? prolly.
is alonso winning this meme race the logical conclusion to (((american motor sports)))?
>>76178928
They have to fix the fence, so you have a lot of time
>>76178837
>dying at 40mph
That's clearly because those people are plebs.
Animals can run faster than that. lol
Cheetahs don't just explode when they hit 40mph.
>>76178865
Finish First Fernando
>>76178885
This one?
If they only could turn right this crash would never had happened.
>>76178928
yes. they have to fix a shitty fence
>>76178720
Did they just turn right?
JUST LEAVE ALONSO ALONE
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING
YES YES YES
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL HIM ALL THE TIME
>Australia makes podium at Monaco
>New Zealand taken out by backmarker at Indy
>>76178910
If you're talking LMP, McNish's is the crash to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZJPir6NaHY
>>76178865
Finish First Fernando
>>76178928
you have loads of time, they have to repair the fence
>>76178924
>>76178872
No less than 20 minutes, they have to repair the catchfence
>change to amerifat stream
>no comfy jackie stewart voice
>>76178577
This CRASH sponsored by Mountain Dew™
Does Alonso even know what to do when to take the race after a red flag ended?
>>76178474
more experienced drivers since they know how to turn right too.
and why was that driver off the race-line in the first place?
wait the engine just flew away, just noticed
>>76178952
>fix the fence
Silverstone flashbacks
POST WEBM PLS
Props to those safety ppl. Their truck was already rolling when Dixon was still mid air.
>>76178865
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>that dixon in-car shot
HNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>76178847
So you're telling me Wehrlein's flip wasn't entertaining for you? Oh who am I kidding...
HOLY FUCK
It gets even more mental the more you watch it
>>76178967
>>76178910
stupid dumb big ugly useless fins
TENDERLOIN SPOTTED
>>76178809
Noice
>>76178958
>wobbler
>first person view of the crash
Absolutely Brutal.
Reposting this for the benefit of the yank who asked.
>>76178226
He's regarded by many as the best driver in F1, in terms of driving talent. He won two world championships in 2005 and 2006, and was a very close 2nd in 2010 and 2012 (despite not having the best car).
Unfortunately he's a bit of a hothead too, and he's made some poor career decisions, causing him to be in uncompetitive cars.
He joined McLaren two years ago, and they instantly became shit (they switched to Honda engines the same year, and Honda have really struggled making a competitive, or even reliable, engine).
So yeah. His last three years have just been a nightmare, when he's actually probably the most talented driver on the grid.
That's why he's a meme.
How can a F1 driver with 0 Indy car experience be winning this race? Christ, Americans are shit at everything.
>>76178936
FUCK OFF A CAR WAS FLIPPED TODAY WE ARE ENTERTAINING REEEEEEEEE
>>76178893
would be nice
>castroneves-cam
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>76178988
indy car aren't exactly same for the spectators
>>76178958
Red Bull gives you wings!
That fucking safety marshall had to be shitting his pants.
>>76179007
It's tradition by now
>His crash with the Mercedes CLR
Suzy used to be hot and high energy :(
>>76178954
Nice, your own work?
>>76178944
Less drag, better weight distribution.
>>76178579
So Kyle Busch would definitely be a top contender for this race.
Lets get racing again!
I dont care that the fence is busted, at my local dirt track there isnt a fence at all
Lets go!
>>76178986
howard was having a shitty race so far but idk what happened there
OVALS ARE STUPID SHIT FOR PLEBS
>>76178948
They're asking them for advice(which is much more sensible than asking Mercedes). I think they're updating their working practices and engineering regimes finally(Japanese are extremely slow to innovate), it's just a shame it's being done now, during the season instead of at any other time.
Indycar getting FORMULAONED.com this afternoon
Is this the beginning of the end for Alonso?
>>76179005
Got mah own too
Did castroneves touch the inside wall?
>>76179052
K I N O
Just a bit of twist the wrong way and his head hits a fence pole.
Easily another Dan Wheldon there
>>76179052
Bazowany Cebulak
FIRST BALL UP IS 29 FOR NANDO
>>76179004
While I agree, fins can't do much when the car has already nose up. They're supposed to prevent flips from spins. I think the roof flaps in NASCAR are the same idea.
>>76179017
By joining the team with the best package for this race
>>76178944
Looks too much like pre 2012 dalaras
I hate it
>>76179039
If he could talk his wife into letting him race here he could win this race.
But shit like this is why more ppl don't try the 500. It's dangerous as fuck.
>>76178579
tony stewart
>>76179052
>Goodbuy cruel world starts playing
>>76179055
>post yfw final results are:
Alanso
Rossi
Sato
Montoya
Powergap
Non-F1 Drivers
>>76179052
>not full HD
thanks I guess
>>76178771
What's their FUCKING problem?
1am here lads, should i sleep since its a red flag?
THE NUMBERS MASON
what the fuck america
why are your ads so fucking bad
>>76179052
Perfect execution, bad landing. 9.3/10
>>76179052
damn, slightly more rotation and he's landing on his head and dead there
only psychopaths race in this
>dat footage of the guy going below the flying car
DAAAAYUMM. 10/10 Just like one of my burger movies
Another visual reminder of fucking insane you have to be to drive this race
our brit slag indy presenter lads
would you?
>>76179017
He is driving the Mercedes of Indy Car.
>>76179053
It should have been done after Honda's brutally shit year.
>Suzi Perry
15 minutes until they go
15 minutes until they go
15 minutes until they go
15 minutes until they go
>>76178771
Yours especially.
>>76179093
15min
>>76179017
One would think that an oval reduces the amount of possibilities the driver must be prepared for
So this red flag is very bad for alonso, right?
>>76178837
I have been to Indy races, I have been to CART races, and have been to NASCAR races.
I have never been to an F1 race. I have a hard time believing F1 is real. no one wants to watch a whole race with no passing.
This morning was Monaco for F1, the crown jewel of their series, and it was utter shit.
Helio's ability to avoid those fucked up crashes is something else
>>76178924
>>76179110
You have to be pretty crazy for sure. It's not normal to do this.
>That photograph
>>76179110
yeah, so?
that photographer made the pics of his life.
>>76179052
definitely needs to come into the pits to change that nose cone
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76178953
>Cheetahs don't just explode when they hit 40mph.
wtf is this shit
>>76179093
>that photographer
wew this is crazy
do these cars not care about tyre temperatures?
>that marshal
sheeeeit
>>76179052
Needs an Oscar for Best Motion Picture
Injured photographer trackside.
>>76179113
Nice picture of Danny Ongais. He miraculously survived.
dat photograph holy shit
>>76179016
I like this guy.
>>76179098
do you have shit to do tomorrow?
>>76178872
>UK
>Pasta
Pick one.
>>76179117
Aren't all Indy cars the same?
>that fucking photographer
>>76179121
>>76179116
Lee McKenzie is the most milf presenter.
>>76179116
Without a shadow of a doubt.
>>76179113
Was he ok?
>>76178958
whats up with webber flipping cars left and right
>>76179052
Shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>76179093
I think I would prefer:
1. Alonso
2. Max Chilton
3. Sato
4. Montoya
POWER GAP
Everyone else
>>76179093
>>76179165
its Monday so work desu
>>76179118
They're so slow to come into motion, they got a decent looking idea of an engine with a single cylinder model in November and it's just not actually worked in execution.
>BLAMING IT ON SOMEONE ELSE
THIS FUCK
Damn, my doorbell ringed, why is there an old man on a stretcher ?
>>76179116
You Wouldn't?
>>76179175
aussie needs everything to be upside down
>>76179116
No, she's been shit for years. Could not stand her back in the BBC days.
BILLY BOB IS OKAY
Fernando winning...proof that F1 drivers are the best at everything they touch, eat shit you stupid americans
>American flag
Visiting family in Upper michigan for the weekend, live in Winnipeg
>>76178767
FUCK OFF I SAW HER FIRST
>>76179116
Yeah.
Is he right to blame hunter reay?
>>76179173
yes
>>76179171
oh my
>>76179166
I eat my pasta with a knife and fork
>>76179052
Helio Castro Neves just passed under Dixon.
WOWWWWW
>>76178831
Never gonna forget vegas indycar crash. I remember everyone here knew it would happen at one point but still everyone was shocked by the size of that crash.
For me, it's almost dying in a crash and then walking away from it.
*record scratch*
>>76178369
Oh my fucking God!!! Go Alonso!!!
>>76179209
USA needs a new F1 champion as soon as possible
>>76179197
Took a wrong turn on his scooter and ended up on the track
>>76179004
The fin is what stopped the car from tumbling when it hit the gravel sideways. They do good work.
>>76179171
RHR dindu
>>76179208
YEAH BUDDY
>>76179007
I really fucking miss him and he needs to return. I like Big Dick Trick Rick but he's not Straya enough.
Getting a drink in the meantime boys.
>>76179209
(You)
>>76179117
>>76179076
Wasn't Indycar about parity and not being like F1?
>>76179134
literally used that argument a few days ago ina /indy/ thread and like 3 burgers told me i was a retard lol
>>76179166
Never said it was good pasta
It's all I've got in the house anyway
>>76179208
Based grandpa
>>76178958
FUCK THE WHEEL
FUCK THE NECK SUPPORT
If Alonso wins here could we see an Exodus of past it F1 driver's going to America.
Hamilton already has the accent down kek
>>76179236
I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.
How empty would your bowels be if you were in that photographer's position? Be honest.
>>76179211
NO, EMMA myfuckingDICKson
>>76179052
>Dixon's rear axle and gearbox rip off the car and fly off in the other direction
>Helio Castroneves driving under Dixon
>That photographer
Holy fucking Jesus
>>76179250
>chicken fillets clearly visable
lmao
>>76179083
Between the amount of shit flying around during a crash that has nowhere to go because oval and this being open-wheel, open-cockpit, I'm surprised we haven't seen more Justin Wilson-moments desu. You don't have that in NASCAR.
Is he watching the race?
>>76179262
cornetto here
>>76179250
Here's the number one F1 mommy.
>>76179116
>would you?
The whole Moto GP grid has been there
No
This literal who blaming everyone but himself.
>>76179194
They just really need to step it up. I mean there's no reason why they can be a brilliant engine supplier in one series and be utterly shit in the other. Fugging stubborn Japs and their Jap pride.
The real winner tonight is Helio. He didn't get crushed by Dixon's car.
>>76179168
They can change settings within a few percentages, and the best teams have the best engineers to make those decisions. 2 mph difference of your car over 500 miles is huge.
>texas has a 600 mile race now
>sponsored by rain guard
RIP
>>76179307
He's in a corner watching his wife mounted by a bull in Monaco hotel room.
Prolly adrenaline for Dixon right after that crash. I wouldn't be surprised if he's really banged up. You could see his head bobbling around and a lotta impacts at weird angles.
>>76179307
nice outfit
...wtf with those shoes
>>76179149
cant. ran out of gas.
How are the woman and the 49 old guy doing?
>>76179152
Why is Nico this perfect?
That crash reminded me of Pat Bedards '84 wreck.
https://youtu.be/QXxr-cRBjL0
Well, considering this might take a while I'm gonna go rub one out to some cute girl feet
>tfw can't can't watch a Formula 1 driver blowing the fuck out of turnlefters
>>76179315
MY GOD
MY DICK
>>76179260
>Rick isn't Straya enough
>>76179355
hes gay
>>76179315
>mommy
Fuck off yank
>>76179355
good balance of finnish and german autism
>>76179360
they are finally going away so tell him to shut up
>>76179333
he is not American
she is pregnant for the second time, they already have one white child together
>>76179271
IndyCar is a lot closer than, say, F1, but just like any spec series (think GP2), there are better pitcrews, better engineers etc.
Also, the Andretti cars are using Honda engines which seem to be slightly better than Chevys this year
>>76179304
Nascar is still Dangerous too though.
We had one of hour drivers break his back in this crash a few weeks ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP2reBtLCl8
/making the fence 10ft higher/
>>76179209
I agree.. but why do you phrase that as if you're not American?
>>76179239
Only current hopes I'd say are Logan Sargeant in British F4 (who is doing pretty good for being a single-seater rookie), and Neil Verhagen who is a Red Bull junior doing mediocre in his first season of a european open wheel championship (Eurocup Renault 2.0).
SPANISH COMMENTATORS TALKING ABOUT HOW AMERICANS NEED TO GO FOR FOOD EVERY 5 MINUTES JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJA
"Tienes que recordar, que esto es América, aquí todos van cuando pueden por su perrito caliente, su hamburguesa... Esto es América, aquí hay que comer"
>>76179360
Based Ryan Dalziel.
Shame he races in such a bad timezone.
>>76179307
Most alpha person on the planet.
>>76179375
"Mum" then. I'm mobileposting.
Jay Howard was like a hundred laps down and hasn't raced in Indy for nearly a decade.
Blaming RHR is dumb as shit. Jay Howard is garbage.
>>76179307
The only rival for pic related. Who's more perfect?
>hunter reay causing another accident
>>76179366
Got nothing on him.
QT
who is the ultimate racing related QT lads?
>>76178865
FINISH FIRST FERNANDO
\o/
>>76179395
RIP in Peace Aric
>>76179404
Jajajajaja
who /umbrella/ here?
how old are those two?
>>76179404
el keko
Remember when on British GP had a one hour brake because they needed to fix the safety barrier after GIMI crashed?
>>76179395
Thanks for the information, sadly I don't follow NASCAR much these days. Some other notable incidents?
>>76179307
effay af except the shoes
>>76179360
Yea that they're effectively launching ramps is pretty dumb.
Wait, they actually stop the race to repair and clean the track ?
Where is my Barrier Repair 500 ?
>eddie cheever
>scott goodyear
>>76179325
They've ordered a shitload of brand new engine development equipment so they're getting there, if there's one thing the Japs don't like it's getting shamed in this manner, I mean last year was bad but this is unprecedented in modern F1.
>>76179451
>brake
reply for>>76179400
>>76179444
>>76179307
>tfw he became bossberg in the end
>>76179404
Eating smaller meals more regularly is actually more healthy than eating a load of Calories in one sitting like Spics and Ities do.
>B-but Muh family dinner
The more you know.
RED FLAG WILL BE LIFTED IN 3 MINUTES
>>76178865
FINISH FIRST ALONSO
>>76179404
>tfw learning Spanish and barely being able to translate anything
>>76179462
Presented by Duck Ductape
Is the restart single file?
just woke up, how's Montoya been running?
>>76179451
Remember when we voted to leave the EU?
>>76179452
Remember when on Monaco GP GIMI BWOAH RAIKKONEN was CHEATED by Vettel and Ferrari out of a win?
>>76179491
Like shit
>>76179491
he died, sorry
>>76179498
>>76178831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zx6RW0jyRU
go to 3:30
>>76179488
yeah, and they run like 500 meters apart
>>76179477
Eating small amounts of deep fried butter every 5 minutes is still bad for you mate.
>>76179462
>>76179468
Well here's hoping for Honda breaking through. I don't really care about McLaren all that much but I hate seeing Honda, a wold class manufacturer being this bad.
>>76179504
Kimi being slower than Vettee =/= cheating
>>76179468
Hope they don't pull out before getting gud
Vettel's 6 fastest sectors in a row got him the win
>>76179462
Whenever you run longer than 90 minutes and actually allow passing, safety is important,frog.
>>76179491
fucked up and stalled the car in the pits
was back in the 20s when the caution came out
>>76179451
Yes I do. I used the hour to have a sneaky piss in the woods behind the grandstand.
>>76179515
is reviewerbrah still living in his car?
>>76178831
>16 years
yeah right faggot this crash was nothing compared a lot of things that happened
>>76179504
Its because Kimi is a huge douche. No one wants Kimi to win anything
>>76179404
I like girls from Guatemala
>>76179452
These all happened in 2015
Austin Theriault Broke his ankle here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP2reBtLCl8
Austin Dillon got flipped into the catch fence but he was okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84hz9w2GlV4
>>76179400
To add, that is, if no-one wants to take Alexander Rossi back in F1.. I really doubt anyone does though. There's so much talent lately in the feeder series. Charles Leclerc, Ghasly, Giovinazzi, Lando Norris, Nirei Fukuzumi maybe, and maybe Alexander Albon.
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Fernando is is fucked
gonna get swallowed up on the restart
>>76179539
>F1 will never EVER involve overtaking
>>76179333
he actually lives in monaco tho
>>76179515
I expected a WHERE YOU AT
>>76179557
This is why you're wrong.
>>76179208
Where is he in the video? I've watched it like 5 times and can't see him?
>>76179452
The accident that comes to mind that's most analogous to what just happened is Austin Dillon's crash at Daytona two years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Tj0ykPvUg
>>76179557
Except that little kid
>>76179444
oh they're both beginners in single-seaters. Sargeant is straight out of karting. Sargeant is 16 or 17, and Verhagen is the same age.
>>76179431
Suzi Perry
Sophia Floersch
Power Gap
Prime Vikki Butler Henderson
>>76179194
>>76179325
Seriously, it's all this Japanese honour bullshit. The Sky commentators were saying that Mercedes, Renault, Ferrari - they all cross-fertilise, they hire from each other. But Honda don't. They keep to themselves.
Fucking Japs
>oval circuit
>>76179539
That's my point, shit like this would never happen at Le Mans. Just yellow flag the zone, or keep everyone running under safety car if the damages are too important until the repairs are done.
>>76179116
Only if she keeps the glasses on
>>76179562
Rating geo the nazi
fuck off why are they not racing yet?? fucking furgers what are they waiting for??
>>76179395
Damn man, missed a couple of races, so I didn't know that happened, but at least your head isn't exposed.
>>76179533
>>76179528
McLaren have a bit of blame on them too as they've been pushing development in ways, Honda didn't want or couldn't deliver on, you'll notice Sauber is with Honda next year, McLaren didn't want them having a Customer team for fear they'd lose out but it's meant Honda has had half the data other teams have had for the past few years.
>>76179609
they can do it
they need strong sponsors for sure
>>76179513
>Control over immigration
>Control over fisheries
>Getting to set our own laws instead of being forced to abide by rules which are effectively decided by countries we have nothing in common with
>Can have our own human rights / equality laws, instead of having to abide by the shitty ones of the EU
>Save £350 million a week by not having to pay into the EU (okay sure it's less than that if we're talking a net figure, but the EU has still always been a net loss for us)
>Don't have to take compulsory migrants, which the EU is forcing all of its countries to do
FUCK MIGRANTS
FUCK THE EU
RULE BRITANNIA
BTSport ACE stream ded?
>>76179772
http://www.eplsite.org/f1/stream1.html
>>76179755
Hopefully NEXIT soon. Kanker-Wanker Alliance when?
don't forget about niggerball everyone
>>76179557
Dont worry Kimi-san is just basic finnish man.
>>76179812
nexit would hurt the netherlands more than the brexit already will you dumb faggot
>>76179151
Cheetahs can run at 40mph no problem, because it's slow as fuck.
NOOOOOOO
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAIR
I THOUGHT ALONSO WAS /OUR/ GUY
NOOOOOO
>>76179620
I'm only here to cheer /ourguy/ on
Also the crashes are kinda fun
>>76179812
Gods fuck are you one of those mongoloids who votes for Wilders?
>>76179888
If two of the largest contributors leave the EU is bound to fail anyway. Hope we're out of the euro before shit hits the fan.
Glorious Nippon will win this race.
>>76179400
Im not american
I live in Winnipeg you idiot
Actually thats all bullshit, i work in a warehouse in Nebraska
>>76180015
Nigger what, I'm in Lindenwoods, where you at?
>>76179963
neither the UK nor Netherlands is the largest EU contributor, they are 4th and 6th. in fact both of them combined barely contribute more than third place Italy
France and Germany carry the EU
>>76180075
Look at per capita rates. It's costing us a fuckload of money and we can't even decide our own trade policy
>>76180132
shut the fuck up and watch the race you clearly have no fucking clue what youre talking about and think reading geenstijl and algemeen dagblad makes you an expert on continental politics and economics
dumb faggots like you are what caused the UK to set themselves back two decades thinking the EU 'forces' their policy on people when its in fact your own goddamn government. all legislation is passed by votes from directly elected representatives from member countries, its not the fucking EUs fault the turnup for EU elections if barely 50% so the ruling pro-EU parties stay in power yet all stupid shits like you still blame it for everthing
>>76180262
u mad
>>76180050
Keep reading
I live in nebraska
>>76180418