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OFFICIAL INDY 500 RACE THREAD #2 2017-05-28 04:34:06 Post No. 76177428
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OFFICIAL INDY 500 RACE THREAD #2 2017-05-28 04:34:06 Post No. 76177428
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Lap: 11/200
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Fastlonso already 7th
Go Fernando!!
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REMINDER THAT THE BT STREAM HAS NO COMMERCIALS
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FFFUUUUCCCKKKKKKIIIINNNGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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nth for americans can't even count
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>ADS
>ADS
>ADS
>ADS
>ADS
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Anyone have acestream of the Britbong broadcast?
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F1 fan here
When are they turning right?
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>niggers
LOL
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>niggers in Shakespeare
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Romeo and Juliet weren't niggers
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I hope that based Fernando wins to trigger track forumers and btfo anyone else who is deluded into thinking Indycar is some how more relevant than based turnleft
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>>76177474
Yeah no ads but annoying studio "experts"
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Please more ads.
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What's the difference between ABC and BT stream? Just commercials?
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Dear faggots:
Alonso being in 7th doesn't mean he won't win. It's a 500 mile race with tons of passing.
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>>76177474
this is good advice desu
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>>76177474
Link please
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>10 minutes of ads every 5 laps
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>>76177485
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
It's shit quality though
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>>76177489
Gee, never heard that one before
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Dubs and Gimi will win
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WE WUZ
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ALONSO SLOWER THAN SATO
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ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS
THIS IS MURKA
>>76177504
Rather that than truck ads
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>>76177489
When they crash and burn.
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>pippa not last
Tumblr power?
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>>76177511
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
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When's NASCAR
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Could an f1 car win this race, if they just threw one on the track? or would it get creamed?
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why is this so boring
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>>76177516
;_;
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First for /turnleft/
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M E R I C A
E
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C
A
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>romeo was a nigger edition
so progressive
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How long before someone else tries Double Duty again? I know Kyle Larson wants to, when's Chip gonna let him?
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>>76177513
I'd rather have SD and no ads, I'll still see more pixels of the race
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so what the fuck happens when theres a crash? pitstop? SC? how does that even work with narrow road and so many cars at the same time?
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>>76177325
Almost identical to when Indycar drivers started a V8s endurance race
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>tfw you're watching an ad show, and it keeps getting interrupted with Indy
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>>76177489
When they do a celebration burnout
Or, worse yet, get loose, overcorrect, and steer straight into the wall like Bourdais did.
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>>76177489
When somebody tries to an hero to get away from ALL OF THESE FUCKING ADS GODDAMMIT ABC
>>76177545
Next year?
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You acestream fucks realise you can have 2 vlc players open at the same time?
Just switch to avoid the jew
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Americans consider ad breaks during the race an acceptable thing
WTF???!?!!?
Also who is this fit lass?
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>>76177535
There's like a good 60km/h speed difference for the freedom fries car.
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NO
OVERTAKES
N O
O V E R T A K E S
B O R I N G
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>>76177530
5:30
>>76177535
Too much Drag
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Last digits decide who dies today.
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>i feel like his car is working better in turn 1 and 2
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>woman driver in last
Well at least she won't wreck other drivers when her period hits.
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>at least 6 drivers I'd be happy to see win
Good race, happy days.
Lack of likeable drivers on top is F1's biggest problem.
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ITT autosport
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>>76177535
It would be something like 25 mph off the pace of everybody else just because it would have too much aero and the suspension isn't asymmetric.
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>>76177489
Bourdais already tried this
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>>76177512
this entire sentence is wrong, you belong here
>>/f1/
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>tfw no american gf
Id trade thicc venezuelans for a decent whitw girl
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>That low line from Alonso
He is scaring me
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Nice ads. And I thought Sweden was cucked.
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>>76177540
It's okay Twain, there's always Canada
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Embrace the ads and embrace America. It's the only way to watch this. Don't try to dodge it with shitty british streams.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>76177535
Destroyed
F1 cars have too much downforce and would get murdered on thr straights
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>>76177535
The engine would not handle a race full throttle and the MGKU is useless without braking and recharging
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HOW CAN THEY GO SO CLOSE TO THE WALL AND NOT CRASH HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Unbelievable
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>>76177541
Who /ragsinabox/ here?
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>>76177567
Linday Czerniak. She's a protoge of George Michael of the George Michael Sports Machine, a staple of late night TV in the Washington DC area.
...aaaand since 4chan seems to care so much, she's married to a black guy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=momC2PuHZok
real racing here
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This is literally Monaco boring right now.
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>>76177601
Big ground effect tunnels.
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Alonso is best when turning right
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>>76177603
Always, man
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>>76177596
I don't have the right food to watch this with
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>>76177535
Too much drag and the F1 engine isn't designed to run redline rpms for 2 straight hours
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>>76177591
what kind of american grill?
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>>76177591
You'll have to fight their dad my dude
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Holy fuck this is boring, NASCAR and Indy are pure shit.
Fuck em up Alonso
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Well its like in Monaco the Drivers are not so dumb except the Candian Driver Stroll
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>>76177603
>Gen4s are dead in NASCAR K&N and ARCA after this year
I can't handle it man
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Who /Alonso/ here?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYetnfxq9vk
FUCK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>76177549
They should go back to inviting drivers for Surfer's paradise. It felt like an international All-Star race
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>>76177628
George Foreman
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is that will davison from v8 supercars?
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FUCK THIS SEMEN-SLURPING "SPORT"
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>>76177535
they're designed differently. indycar tracks are just ovals. f1 car would've get butt fucked in this, but indycar wouldnt have a chance on f1 tracks
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>>76177633
Yeah F1 was great today :^)
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I thought such thing wasn't possible, but this is even more boring than Monaco lol
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YES, ADS!
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More ads...
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>>76177637
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>>76177639
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>>76177633
Dubs and it's VWL
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>Indy 500
>200 Laps
Really makes you think...
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>>76177563
doesn't matter cuz the btsports streams way behind
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>>76177591
I'd be willing to save one of your qts from communism
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>BT taking breaks
GOD DAMMIT
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Wait, are there ads every 10 rounds
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>MUH AGE PARTNERSHIP
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Bt Has ads yay
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alright I'll come back when this shit is over
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CONOR DALY MOVING FORWARD!
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>>76177541
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>>76177474
They just did, idiot
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the weird bit is that there aren't ads on track, like in F1. what's up with that?
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When do the crashes start?
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Even had ads on the Brit stream
Fucking BT
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>ads AGAIN
EXPLAIN
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INDYADS 500
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MORE ADS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
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dude wtf. now theres ads on the espn stream too
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what the fuck we literally JUST had an ad break
this is beyond any bounds of decency
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Ya i'm not watching ads every 5 laps i'm going to watch UFC
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Not enough amd amx desu
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>bt sports stream has no ads they told me
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2 ad breaks within the opening 10 minutes
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>tfw fell for the BTsport meme
ADS
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Now BT is in an ad break too. What the fuck is this?
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Aaaahhh... the wonder of american ads
STOP
THIS
SHIT
NOW
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>british ads
urgh
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is there a acestream without ads?
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>>76177639
Why else desu?
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Alonso 6th?
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>>76177679
not really
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>comfy indy thread ruined by f1 cancer
This is allowed apparently
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>>76177679
The 500 stands for the number of ads.
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>Britbong stream
>Still get ads
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>76177695
Oh for fucks sake, their normal indy coverage is solid.
Cunts.
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>watching an american stream with ads
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PEET STOP
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>ads again
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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>BRITS PLAYING ADS DURING THE RACE
>NOT EVEN SIDE-BY-SIDE
EUROS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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BRITISH ADS
RAINY DAY FUNDS
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>litteraly nothing happening
>open wheel fags will defend this shit
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Why are there so many adverts
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>it's another yuropoors shit up a good comfy american race thread episode
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literally seen more ads than on the eurosport le mans broadcast
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>Movistar has had no ads so far
SPAIN WINS AGAIN!
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>>76177685
They have to go a number of ad breaks into the broadcast.
If they bet more in now they won't run them at the end of the race
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>>76177696
>the abundance of ads in american motorsports
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>>76177731
kek
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>>76177628
You know, likes muscle cars, likes guns, trump and such
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http://racecontrol.indycar.com/
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>>76177474
>CITY OF YOU
>CITY OF YOU
>CITY OF YOU
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>>76177474
>load it up
>it's a commercial
ok
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>>76177679
>British Math
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>whole race without a caution
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>>76177724
yep
40.3675 best lap
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How many pitstops ca?
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>>76177710
Neck yourself paste
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>>76177747
this!
HAHA GET FUCKED ANGLOJEWS
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>>76177616
At least they will be pitting for fuel as well as tyres
What did we get earlier in the one and only trye stop in F1
Answer: ferrari fucking the fans over by rigging the race
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If quints Alonso dies
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lucky 7 get
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>This "Race"
Anybody who unironically likes this shit needs to
K Y S
Y
S
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>>76177658
Indycar isn't only raced on ovals.
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Dubs and Lightning McQueen wins
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>>76177700
Are you really so retarded you need an explanation?
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>BT has ads
>doesn't even have side by side
kek Euros BTFO
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>Contest prize is being followed by Mario Andretti on twitter
This has to be a joke.
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>>76177747
link por favor
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>>76177541
>all these F1 fags
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Can someone die already? This is boring.
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>>76177696
Instead they have ads rolling mid race every 5 mins.
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*dabs*
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>can't even get one whopper meal for 10 dollars
JUST
Also Taco Bell opens next week in my city what is it like
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when are they changing tyres / refueling?
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>>76177756
maths not math
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>>76177767
missed by ten
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>motorsport-POV-porn
fund it
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>>76177595
Nope. He'll never have the chance to win a race again, never mind actually win it.
Also, no need to call me by name in unrelated environments.
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I thought Penske had the best team...why are all his cars so slow?
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>BT sport
ads
some dumb slut
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>>76177763
kek
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>>76177767
Soooo Clooooose...
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>The city of Adsmerica
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>Throttle/brake graphic
how useful
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ROSSI
O
S
S
I
POSSI
O
S
S
I
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>>76177744
>tfw have been for years in the nascar threads, the yearly indy500
>tfw you're just another europoor
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>>76177784
Then leave?
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ALONSO 6TH
S L O W A N D S T E A D Y
L
O
W
A
N
D
S
T
E
A
D
Y
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Is Mclaren supposed to be a good constructor here?
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>>76177747
this
>>76177779
http://www.deportesmax.com/?canal=13
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>>76177763
(^;
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>>76177785
I mean, they could've both, seeing how much they like them
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MISS ALONSO MOVING UP TO 6TH BECAUSE ADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76177788
Goat item is:
7 layer burrito
-no rice
-no sour cream
-add shredded chicken
-add steak
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>>76177744
At least the NASCAR thread won't have any
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Dubs and Alonso wins
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>>76177791
In just a few laps
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First Safety Car when?
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>tfw watching it for free on TV with no ads during the race
Amerikeks will never know such a feel
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>>76177800
http://www.indycar.com/Schedule
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Wow and I thought Monaco GP was boring.
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>>76177784
Sure just put a gun in your mouth
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>>76177816
McLaren is not a constructor here
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Do the teams have engine penalties?
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>>76177788
It's to mexican food what McDonald is to hipster burger joints.
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ALO 5th
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ALONSO 5TH
MURICLAPS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>76177779
807379837b9782d752b7530745fc0925b08e205b
>This captcha
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>9 to 5 in first 25 laps
>slow and steady
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ALONSO TO P5
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wtf i love America now
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Trips and Sage "Money" Karam wins.
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>>76177788
>Taco Bell opens next week in my city
jelly desu
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>>76177812
Blame the insufferable F1 fags for finding out about the 500 this year
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PITSTOPS IN 5
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>>76177835
Ikr?
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>that pass
Alonso is going to spin out into the wall he is driving like a madman
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Alonsgoat
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ALON5O
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>>76177841
Then whatever Alonso is racing, is it a good car compared to the others?
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ALON5OTH
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>>76177731
badum-tss
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BASED NANDO
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ALONSO 4TH
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Alo 4th
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something is wrong with dixie
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ALONSO 4TH TAKE THAT HAMBURGERS
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>>76177870
4LONSO
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It's annoying all this motor racing interrupting the ad breaks.
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ALONSO TO P4
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>>76177841
it will be soon
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alonso 4th
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4LONSO
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ALFONS HYPE
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ALONSO FUCKING THEM BURGERS UP
ALONSO 4TH
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>>76177835
You have to listen to band commentators though, equally bad trade of
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SLOW AND STEADY BOYS
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ERA PENAL
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>alonso smashed that dixon blue slut
Woah so this is the power of Indy drivers
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GOATLONSO
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NANDO CRUSHIN' IT
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GOAT
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BOX BOX BOX
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>>76177788
Diarrhea in a bag
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>>76177844
Pretty much the same but a fraction of the price?
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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QUINTONSO, LOBATO EN SUICIDIO
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NASCAR is the only murrican racing series that matters. Indycar has been a joke for 30 years full of no-hopers, no-names, F1/F2/F3 rejects and fags.
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>USA getting btfo by a washed up f1 driver
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I need to go make pasta, will anything happen in the next ten minuites?
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ALONSO
L
O
N
S
O
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\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ALONSO\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
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NEW ZEALAND BTFO
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>dat alonso wobble in turn 1
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>>76177884
>"Alonso is behind an American, we sure showed you"
How retarded can you be?
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>a literal backmarker from f1 owns indy in his fist race
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GO4TLONSO
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>>76177913
Are you functionally retarded?
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I want to see an Indy race with like at least 10 current year F1 drivers.
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Is Pigot running a 7-Eleven throwback or something?
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>pitroad
everything's bigger in the US
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>>76177900
I don't know how bad they are, but I have a bad time imagining any worse than these burgers I'm watching
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>>76177913
>pretty much the same
Lolololololololol
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UNSAFE PITLANE RELEASE
CALL CHARLIE
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old spanish hobbit is best driver at indy 500
weew
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Friendly reminder that the most talented drivers in the world are in NASCAR.
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ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
>ALONSO
ALONSO
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P I T
I
T
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WHAT THE FUCK IS ALONSOS END GAME
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lmao I could change the wheels on my car quicker than these pit stops
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SMOOTH PIT STOP FOR ALONSO
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Lewis Hamilton was right. Indycar is a complete joke of a series and Fernando Alonso will do anything to protect his "Legacy".
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>>76177931
Slow and steady wins fake burger
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Fuck off /F1/.
You're not allowed to witness exciting racing.
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>PITROAD
MURRRKA
FUCK LANES!
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I think I'm just gonna watch the race this year. /f1/ has made these threads unreadable
later fags
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>>76177944
giggles from me hamildubs man
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Whats your fave corner lads
i like 3.
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there you go, everyone turns right after a pitstop
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>>76177856
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>>76177950
>turn left
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>HAMILTON BTFO
>HAMILTON BTFO
>HAMILTON BTFO
>HAMILTON BTFO
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>>76177970
You're welcome.
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>>76177950
And Nurburgring specialists.
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>based ziggo sport has zero ads for the entire coverage
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>>76177968
epic post
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>>76177965
>literally the only driver doing anything exciting is Alonso
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>>76177954
Restoring El Imperio
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are there ads on the tires!?
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>raging murifats wiping the thread
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MONTOYA
O
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O
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A
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>pit stop time is displayed directly on the car
K I N O
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>>76177952
Do they not even look before turning?
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>>76177974
I like that left one.
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I think alonso has lost a lot of time
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>>76177950
The most talented driver in the world right now is probably some old guy sitting on his tractor never knowing how good he could've been because he never had the money to even try a racing career.
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>+7 second
>"pit stops"
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9 SECOND PIT STOPS WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE SERIES
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>>76177978
You guys need a B52 dragging a 1milex1mile US flag.
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>Penske
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Why the pit crew is so small?
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MONTOYA SPAGHETTI IN THE PITS
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filter 'alonso' for keks
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Jay Howard on suicide watch.
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these are some low engineered cars
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>Mexican intellectuals
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>>76177968
>ILL FO FUCK MY SISTER NOW
stream it
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>>76177936
>>76177943
Burger fans triggered
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>montoya
Just retire already, you fat fuck.
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>>76177974
First one, unironically.
Its really fun to see Alonso doing this, i'm a indy 500 regular but its still pretty cool to see an established driver from another series race here.
Plus he has to be having fun, its been literal years since he was in a really competitive car.
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Alo 3rd
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>>76177974
turn 5
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>Montoya
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>MONTOYA
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>All these un-safe releases
Charlie Whiting help, w-we need some 5 second penalties
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P3P3P3P3P3P3P3P3P3P3P3P3P3
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>>76177950
>(You)
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The city of JPM,
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76177997
presenting the race to the fans is really one aspect they have nailed.
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>>76178004
f1 is too scared to refuel
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>>76178003
>>76178004
Gotta take a breaks for ads.
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>>76177968
>>
guys...
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>>76178034
>>
MONTOYA NOOO
JUST LIKE F1 DAYS
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>>76177968
>Kevin
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>MONTOYA
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>>76178004
They don't even have the mechanics ready.
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>>76178008
The average male height in the USA is 5'9
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>>76178034
FUCK OFF CHARLIE
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>Chicantoya
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>montoya chokes in F1, NASCAR AND INDY
HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Is Monty repeating the charge from behind for a win?
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>yuros complaining that pit stops are slow
>6 people compared to 14
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GOATlonso literally 3rd
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>>76178026
alonso isn't the only one
there's montoya and sato also from f1
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Why was there no Safety Car yet?
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Talk to me about strategy.
Will people try and go slightly longer each stint thus saving themselves a pit-stop compared to their rivals?
How long can the tyres hang on for? Do they have to use different compounds like in F1?
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>alo can't wheel 2 wheel
>7 seconds lightning fast pit stops
LMAOING AT THIS """SPORT"""
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>>76177978
oh god I'm dying here
>>
ADS
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Is it just me or are there a lot of commercials in this race?
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OMG ADS AGAIN!?
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what's the (R) mean behind alonso's name?
>>
>9 sec pitstop
is this the 90s guys
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SATO IS FIFTH (5)
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RAIN SPONSORED BY GATORADE IN 5
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>commercials
>not side by side
Good job
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>>76178034underrated post
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wait, not all ads are split screen?
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>alonslowthefuckdownmateyou'regoingtoofast
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>BT assuming they were going to ad
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Burgertv, why the fuck are you showing this during the race
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>>76178067
SLOW
AND
STEADY
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P2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>76178082
Rookie
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Carl Edwards, who never won a NASCAR championship, outdriving the shit out of one of F1's all time greatest drivers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQZgBiiSDao
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>>76178061
eb!n
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>>76178054
That's not Charlie and definitely not Whiting.
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>>76177997
Newfags everywhere...
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>>76178082
Rookie, it's his first time in the 500
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ALONSO P2
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>>76178082
R E L E N T L E S S
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FIRSTLONSO
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seeing the pit crew just non chalantly change tires makes me laugh
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>>76178084
>>
why do they play advertisement in the race? i want to watch race and instead get american hamburgers advertisemen wtf
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Alonso 2nd
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I went to the race al through my 20s and got hammered in turn 3. Fondly recall passing out underneath a parked van with a topless girl that was likely laying in puke. It is the dumbest shit and a lot of fun.
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ALONSO LEADING!
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>>76178004
It's like it's not even open-wheel.
>>76178044
Of course.
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>>76178078
not if you watch a proper stream without ads
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>>76178104
Schumi confirmed for a carbabby
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Wow Alonso might actually win this thing
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>>76177974
Unironically I like turn 3 as well, I was thinking that would be my favourite spot to be sat if I was there watching it.
Maybe it's because the infield is very grassy there, and the grandstands are nice and open (without roofs covering them). Just feels like a nice place to be.
>>
1ST
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>>76178082
Rookie.
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>>76177974
4. It is the key to the entire race.
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ALO 1st
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ALONSO
L
O
N
S
O
TO THE LEAD
P1
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NAndo 1st
>American Television
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>>76178070
Montoya has been out of F1 for like 10 years plus he is an old CART veteran, Sato last raced in F1 10 years ago and has been racing Indycar for like 6 or 7 years? i actually don't know.
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>>76178085
>>
ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>76178068
>only having 6 people
no wonder the chinese is the new economic super power
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>>76177978
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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Alonso 1st
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>>76178082
Republican
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BURGERS BTFO
>>
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VAMOS FERNANDO!
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ALONSO 2ND
2ND
2ND
1ST
1ST
1ST
1ST
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ALONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
P1, this is hilarious. Alonso is showing how little skill you need for turn left.
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>>76178073
Possibly, it will require caution laps in order to stretch the fuel.
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ALONSO SMILEY SOON GET READY F1 FAGS
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>>76178104
A classic video. You can hear their smugness get absolutely btfo
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>>76177998
>What are blindspots
N E W
E
W
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A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO A1ONSO
>>
FIRSTLONSO
>>
ALONSO IN THE LEAD AND AMERIKEKS MISS IT BECAUSE OF ADS
>>
>THESE BTSPORT """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""COMMENTATORS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>76178042
We'll probably see shit like that in F1 in a couple years now the yanks own it
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>>76177968
This needs to be the next great copypasta for /mindycar/ threads.
>>
Notice how the greatest F1 drivers are competing in indy now?
>Alonso, Montoya, Rossi, Chilton, Sato, Speed
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gg ez
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>>76178120
unlike Australia people have disposable income here
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N A N D O
A
N
D
O
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>>76178129
He is the best driver in the race after all
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ALONSO LEADS
>engine fails within next 10 laps dubs
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>>76177968
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>
F1 ENGINE
>>
WHERE'S MY SIDE-BY-SIDE!?!?
>>
It's unfair to have a NBA player dominating the D league.
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N A N DO
A
N
D
O
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>>76178161
Fuck off Lewis
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VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>76178171
The blokes are alright, seem to want to talk about the race, but this woman wants to bounce on Alonso.
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Firstlonso FTW!!!!!
>>
BABBY RACING
>>
>Euros think Alonso just won by taking the lead this early in the race
kek you guys know nothing
>>
>alonso p1
TO SOON ALONSO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>76178073
>Will people try and go slightly longer each stint thus saving themselves a pit-stop compared to their rivals?
I think that's what Montoya was trying to do but he stalled his car
>Do they have to use different compounds like in F1?
I think they have red and black. Not sure if they have any others.
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IS THIS THE POWER OF BEING ABLE TO TURN LEFT AS WELL AS RIGHT?
ALO
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>>76178082
Rapist
>>76178176
>greatest
Literal washed up ex-starts and shits
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>There's literally people who thought Alonso couldn't /turn left/
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>>76178176
Speed is in this?
>>
>casually takes the lead and drives away f1 style
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>all these Ameriboos
Don't your shitty countries have your own boards?
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>>76178003
>>76178004
Again, you can LEAVE and noone will miss you...
>>
VAMOS ALONSO EL GENIO ASTURRRR
>>
Can I get a quick rundown on Alonso? Why is he such a meme?
>>
AND SO IT BEGINS, THE NEW ERA OF INDYCAR, ALONSOWINSLOL
>burgers btfo
>>
>>76178002
AJ Foyt? Or Jody Schekter?
>>
HOW IS HE TURNING LEFT SO GOOD?
>>
oh god is anyone else watching these canadian ads?
>leafs
>>
>>76178169
hes literally on the app for free add free you idiot
>>
PERFECT EXECUTION
E
R
F
E
C
T
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>>76178073
Is very difficult to save a pit stop, but you can save time at the end by saving fuel early, and they use only one type of tyre
>>
Wheres the DRS zone?
>>
There's still over half the race left Alonso Fans
Alot can happen
>>
>commentators being surprised he's in first
>it's literally turn left
>>
>>76178176
>greatest
Top kek
>>
AMERICAN COMMENTATORS LITERALLY SPEECHLESS HGHAHAHA
>>
Fuck, Missed the start, what happened? Was it exciting?
>>
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AMERIKEKED
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>>76178213
just red/black and wets, which are not used in ovals due to the speeds they run at
>>
>Pippa is still on the lead lap
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>>76178119
>this whole thread and race
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F A S T
E
R
N
A
N
D
O
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AMERICAN COMMENTATORS CAN'T FIND THE WORST HOW ALONSO IS THIS GOOD AT TURNING LEFT
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>>76178230
me lad
can't believe we missed alonsowinslol
>>
REMINDER THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT HONDA ENGINES WILL LET ALONSO DOWN
>REMINDER THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT HONDA ENGINES WILL LET ALONSO DOWN
REMINDER THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT HONDA ENGINES WILL LET ALONSO DOWN
>REMINDER THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT HONDA ENGINES WILL LET ALONSO DOWN
REMINDER THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT HONDA ENGINES WILL LET ALONSO DOWN
>REMINDER THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT HONDA ENGINES WILL LET ALONSO DOWN
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>the state of amerifat "professional" drivers
L M A O
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>>76178249
Can't hack it hahahah
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>>76178226
He's F1
>>
i mean i hate the spanish as much as the next guy, but seeing the americans get btfo at their own """"sport"""" is just hilarious
the final nail in the coffin of the hoax that nascar or indy is competitive to F1
>>
alonso pls get a good gap ;_;
>>
>the tyre pressure or whatever...
THE CITY OF AMERICAN COMMENTARY
>>
HAHAHAHA BURGERS BTFO
>>
give alonso a good car in f1 ;_;
#justiceforalonso
>>
>>76178101
How long would I survive living in Cali? Is it still murder central?
>>
>>76178244
Indy is not an easy race to win
>>
>Karam 20th
>Beetus 21st
First caution of the day coming up
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dubs and alonslow doesn't finish
>>
When does Alonso turn right
>>
guys
>>
are all indycar tracks like this?
>>
>inb4 alonso wrecks when lapping fucking Pippa Man
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>>76178209
He's leading the race with a few days of training against people who drive these cars for a living.
That's enough to be embarrased.
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>>76178277
He doesn't want a gap.
Team mate behind. They will probably swap places to save fuel.
>>
>Alonso takes the lead
>drives away as if he was in F1
TOPKEK
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>>76178229
N-NANI?!
>>
>>76178265
yeah, it's inevitable
>>
>He is learning so fast
>Full throttle, turn left
>>
F1
1 AND 2
REDNECK INDYCAR """"OPEN"""WHEEL FAGGOTS BTFO
F1
1 AND 2
REDNECK INDYCAR """"OPEN"""WHEEL FAGGOTS BTFO
F1
1 AND 2
REDNECK INDYCAR """"OPEN"""WHEEL FAGGOTS BTFO
>>
>yfw alonso has always been fast but honda cars suck for F1
>>
>changes to the tire pressure
Shouldn't the tires always have as high pressure as is possible in ovals?
>>
>>76178250
Alonso tricked the yanks by having a shit start
>>
>>76178280
He's going to Renault next year when Palshit is sacked.
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>>76178287
Canadian GP
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>>76178226
>>
>>76178287
After he wins
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>>76178295
No, some have less turns
>>
Is it not normal to talk very little on the radio
>>
AndrettitWinsLol
>>
absolute scenes when alonso actuall wins this on his first go
>>
leading this early causes you to use more fuel and tires
USA status = not BTFO
Euro status = overconfident
>>
How long is the race?
>>
If i were Alonso id sit behind Rossi for a while and work with each other to piss off from the rest of the field
>>
This is as unreadable as an nfl thread. I'll be back later for /ragsinabox/
>>
>>76178275
>the final nail in the coffin of the hoax that nascar or indy is competitive to F1
Wanna know how many races Montoya won in cup?
Wanna know how many championships?
>>
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>>76178275
>>
>>76178316
Or the Rossi Posse returns to F1.
>>
there's not much cool liveries
>>
un
fucking
believable
>>
S-S-S-SLIPSTREAM
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>>76178332
Montoya did that too
>>
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>>76178078
breedom aint free :DD :DD :DDD
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>>76178295
They also have road tracks.
>>
>>76178230
>canadian ads
https://youtu.be/tN2gpRcFKAQ
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>>76178284
How so?
>>
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>>76178226
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How long until the Honda engine explodes?
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This is fucking boring.
Sooner watch Manaco again
>>
rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi
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ROSSI POSSE
>R O S S I
>>O
>>>S
>>>>S
>>>>>I
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SATO 3rd
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FUCK YES
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>>76178282
Not so much, but metrallin will always be murderfest
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>>76178334
This.
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>>76178302
>Full throttle
Can the "retarded f1 newfags asking stupid questions" stop now? It was never funny
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>>76178308
no, oval racing cars are really sensitive and minor tweaks can have massive impacts on handling
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TAKUMA STRONG
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f1 is all about the manufacturer making a good car
indycar is all about driver skill since the cars are all the same
indy > f1
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/F1/ 1--2-3
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>>76178350
Did he? He's actually an Indy winner? Fuck JP, into Le Mans you go!
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>>76178362
Before the halfway point IMO. Honda of America have those suckered wound up tight.
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>>76178363
Monaco was boring until Jenson decided to piss in Nandos seat and shoved off Princess Pascal
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>>76178226
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ALOALOALOALOALOALOALOALO
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>>76178347
you guys seem to under the impression that overtakes are massive impressive events like in F1.
that is not the case here
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>Sato actually in one of the top positions
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>>76178380
The point of F1 (the formula) is not being a spec series.
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>>76178286
>86
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>54 lead changes last year
All just team mates slip streaming each other like some shirt lifting cyclists
Dissapointing
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Why doesn't ALO just switch to indy full time T B H
Was this Zak Brown's plan to trash the McLaren F1 programme and find an excuse to move to Indy and other disciplines?
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>3 F1 drivers in the top 3
GOAT.
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>american commentators don't know how to react
burgers are so btfo
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>what he has done in first few laps!
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>They throw the hose over the car in the pit stop.
F1 pit stop crews are very professional compared with this shit.
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AMERICAN COMMENTATORS LITERALLY SPEECHLESS kekeke
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They will fuel save until the end. """Race""" is basicly over.
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>Sato 3rd
GANBARE SATO-SAN
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Do they award extra points for this race compared to the other Indy car championship races?
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SATO
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>>76178380
The car is the point of f1
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>>76178411
I'm done, too many retards in this thread for me. You people are pathetic and you know nothing about racing whatsoever. Fuck off you stupid kids.
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if they keep swapping places 1/2 how do they decide who wins in the end?
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>>76178335
500 miles, that's why they call it Indy 500. A mile is like a kilometer only its longer.
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>>76178464
They get really racy towards the end.
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What are the rules regarding thr fuel?
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>>76178359
You have to have a lot go your way.
2 Lane racetrack
Fuel Economy has to be just right.
Car needs to have the right amout of down force.
Pit Stops need to be Flawless
etc.
Alonso is doing great right now. But the True intensity of this race picks up the last 50 laps.
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>>76178448
Get double points so p1 gets 100 p2 gets 80
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>>76178341
>Wanna know how many races Montoya won in cup?
It should've been a couple.
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>>76178478
>A mile is like a kilometer only its longer.
10/10
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>>76178511
So basically it's a skill less race
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This is as bad as NBA, it all comes down the last 10 seconds because the teams go back and forth the whole game.
If the car in the lead has no advantage because the 2 car can just draft it, why even bother?
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all that
>de bris
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OOH WRECKING
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>all this cancer in the thread
Nope
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HUGE CRASH
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>>76178226
He's regarded by many as the best driver in F1, in terms of driving talent. He won two world championships in 2005 and 2006, and came very close in 2010 and 2012 (despite not having the best car).
Unfortunately he's a bit of a hothead too, and he's made some poor career decisions, causing him to be in uncompetitive cars.
He joined McLaren two years ago, and they instantly became shit (they switched to Honda engines the same year, and Honda have really struggled making a competitive, or even reliable, engine).
So yeah. His last three years have just been a nightmare, when he's actually probably the most talented driver on the grid.
That's why he's a meme.
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>THIS IS CONSIDERED AN OPEN WHEEL CAR IN AMERICA
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Motherfuck.
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DAI KURASSHUUUU UWAAAAAAAAAA
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>you see that black line
>we call that the racing line
Holy shit this commentary
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>fernando alonso (R)
what does the R mean?
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>>76178754
I guess they are assuming (rightly) a bunch on non -indy car fans are watching because of alonso.
Still yeah, racing line is universal americlap commentators
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>>76178757
Rookie.
How often has a red flag been called in the 500? I thought they tried to keep the field under yellow if possible
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>>76178757
Rookie
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>>76178798
Even then F1 people know what a racing line is
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>>76178757
Short for retard. Its a polite name for Europeans.
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>>76178800
There's one every few years for a wreck like this. They especially put red out if near the end of the race so there are enough laps left and the race doesn't end under caution.
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can they change tyres under a red flag?
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>>76178680
He's also criticised his McLaren quite often of lacking a lot of power. It is unusul for a F1 Driver to go and moan about products of an important contract partner (Honda) like this. Some of his radio quotes instantly became memes among the F1 community. e.g. "GP2 Engine, GP2", comparing the power unit with the engines used in the inferior and slower feeder series GP2.
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>>76179010
No, they can't touch the car at all.
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>>76179010
No work at all on the cars during a red
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>>76178226
excuse me this thread is only for superior F1 fans to discuss the Alonso 500
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>>76179010
>>76179063
>>76179079
what if they've picked up a puncture from the wreckage/carbon fibre after the crash?
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>>76178757
RELENTLESS
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>>76179191
They'll be able the change it once the race turns yellow and pit road opens.
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the BT sport lady looks like shes holding in a massive turd and touching cloth
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who the fuck is jay howard anyways and why was he in this race?
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>>76179310
I like how he was upset that he got crashed out even though he was in last place
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I'm watching American coverage (SN network or something???), but the adverts are all Canadian.
Literally every other ad is for drink-driving/drug-driving. Is it a massive problem in the land of the leafs or something?
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this lady blinks way too damn much.
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>>76179460
I don't think so, those ads are probably sponsored by the network as some sort of social contribution since nobody wants to pay to advertise a race that's aired on broadcastTV. (ABC)
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>>76179460
I think Sportsnet is a Canadian network.
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>sato in the lead
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why did he turn right
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>>76180032
He was trying to drift around both corners like Gilles Villeneuve.
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