/heem/

>>76175361
Schaub

eighth

kek bless

First for flat Earth

Another local boy up next

>>76175361
Isn't Taleb French ?

>>76175418
kek

>Not a game thread
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76175361

Why's there so many Muslims on this car-

nm, sweden

>>76175418
kek

>>76175440
I thought calendardork was smarter than this. Guess not.

>>76175427
The left side are the Swedes

>>76175427
yeah, i goofed lol. i'll fix it in the next one

>>76175418
>>76175432
>haha immigrants lol
It's combat sports, it's mostly a thing for poor people.

>>76175459
i think he is referring to the american flag watermark

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>>76175418

>>76175466
no you won't, i already got notepad open. sucks to suck, bro

Damn Marc Goddard lost weight

>>76175484
I thought he was silly, but now I am silly.

>Another """"swedish"""" fighter

>Iranian
>fighting for Sweden

You can't make this shit up

>those defaced flags in the crowd
Is that not a thing in Sweden or something?

lol this BR totally doesn't roid

shut the fuck up /pol/ reeee

fuck i already started blinking before dan warned me

This Swede has the face of a 55 year old man

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>swedes boo brazilian
>cheer iranian

https://discord.gg/6NGqTE6

>>76175529
Do you know much about Iran?

>>76175565
Persians are decent people

You guys told me Sweden was black, why is this guy so white?

I think Silvia's gonna clearly win, but get robbed by Madadi.

>>76175587
>/pol/tards
what do you think?

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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Cirkunov
Sobatta vs Saunders
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson

Iran was a happenin' spot in the 60s.

https://discord.gg/6NGqTE6
https://discord.gg/6NGqTE6
https://discord.gg/6NGqTE6

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>>76175361
fucking geoblocking.

>stream starts freezing up
>comes back, another 2 minutes behind

Fuck this shit.

fucking hell i just woke up. and i want to get beer
>>76175597
Persians haven't existed since like 200AD bro what the fuck

These Swedes are fightfans tbf

10-9 for köksal baba sr.

>>76175361
Jack Hermansson is Norwegian you fucking retard

>>76175611
I submitted picks to you twice you fag, and still you missed them. For sure lose my number.

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>>76175619

my girlfriend is chaldean and came in here just to cheer against madadi because i said he's iranian

>>76175656
he lists USA as Teixera's country he's clearly memeing

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>>76175611
>Gustafsson
>Cirkunov
>Saunders
>Razak
>Taleb
>Hermansson

https://discord.gg/6NGqTE6 https://discord.gg/6NGqTE6

>>76175656
He's a Swede you fucking retard

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>>76175656

>>76175619
https://twitter.com/JohnMiaWilliams/status/868601863230377984

>>76175642
Go to FirstRowStreams.com, you can find a potato stream with shit sound, but you can still watch.

>>76175645
literally every iranian i've ever met refers to themselves as persian, it's funny. i've had that conversation 100 times.

>>76175656
>>76175687

He's a brit you fucking morons.

>>76175687
i fucked up senpai

>>76175656
Same shit.

how do you just act autistically aggressive then lay on someone for 4 minutes fuck this guy

>>76175707
yeah same senpai. you kinda want to say something, but whatever, id probably call myself a persian too.

>knockdown by a headkick
>mm prolly balance
>Madadi lands a punch clean
>OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
The fuck's Dan doing

>>76175710
He's very clearly Russian

is madadi dagestani?

Was Marcin Held a meme all along?

>>76175765

He is a Swedish Fighter.

Madadi is more hurt and/or gassed than he is letting on.

>>76175758
Biased towards europeans, Stann does the same thing with military fighter and a lot of americans

>>76175758
Yeah they're really excited over minor things but it's nce desu

WHOS YO DADI

>>76175785
Absol-fucking-lutely. He lost to Diego Canchez.

>>76175765
No

>>76175664
i doubt it but if you do it now i'll catch it

>>76175765
No, he's Bagestani.

>Hit a guy flush
>Dont KO him

The life of a pillow fisted fighter

hardy's commentary in this fight is horse shit

"he's out of gas i don't know why" maybe the 50 body shots

and he is creaming himself every time medoody does anything

OH MY GOD HE HIT HIM WITH AN EPIC GLANCING JAB OHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76175846
>scintillating

>>76175815

This, it's the job of the commentators to keep the hype going. Since Goldie left there hasn't been enough of that on the main cards.

shitty wifi combined with shitty fight pass makes for a shitty viewing experience

>>76175846
>>76175863

He's just channeling his inner Goldie

20-18 Mad Dog

>>76175846
hardy is garbage they should have flown anik and stann out there

god will Madadis chin ever fail?

Wackim Silva
Rezzer Muhdaddy

Nice round for the SWEDISH fighter

Reza mahandbag is shit

>>76175883
Reza a sick cunt

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>>76175829
Gus
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Hermansson

who else here /hungover and watching the fights in bed/

>refs letting fighters call time

>>76175964

He didn't though

Hardy wants le armed robbery man to win so bad
Fuck you Hardy

>>76175945
I'm /hungover watching fights in my living room/. My roommate's slowly becoming a FiteFan because of me.

>>76175945
Posted

HEEM STOPPY

REZA BTFO

29-28 Silva, good scrap

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>>76175939

>>76175945
yeah and now i' gonna get blazed

I got it 29-28 Silva

literally wtf is this card?

>>76175945

it's almost time to start drinking again here

Good fight

Man
Maddog is a fuckin warrior
Hardiest fighter, so brave

29-28 Silva

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damn what a fight

29-28 wakeem for sure. madadi blows

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nice, now to hope someone paid the judges

30-27 Madadi because of cuck judges

Great fight. Reza the best.

Spicy fucking banger, buddehs. That exhausted hug against the cage after the bell was cool.

a pleb filter

I would honestly heem these goofs

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>>76176058

One of the literal who'est cards we've had for a long time

29-28 Reza? idk

That fight was 80% crowd

Do American advertising laws not allow alcohol to be shown being ingested?
Both the Jack Daniels and Budweiser ads now conspicuously have not shown their products actually being drank.

MEME DOG BTFO

>>76176084
shutup retard

>>76176071
can't believe he didn't get finished

still has never been finished

choke would be the only way to get him out of thre

>>76176058
dno its pretty spicy so far though

>>76176048
Thnx. I'm sorry I brought my dog out on you.

Reza got robbed.

Ironic.

>SWEDEAD

>Hardy sucking the Reza cock

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"SWEDEN" btfo

Dan Hardy btfo

>>76176118
Ya you can't show people drinking alcohol in advertisements

BOO THESE FUCKING JUDGES

oh shut the fuck up hardy you biased fuck, madoody did literally nothing you cuck.

the right decision

>take downs should win fights

Fuck you, Hardy. Get rekt.

good decision he won the second and third

>>76176118
>Do American advertising laws not allow alcohol to be shown being ingested?

Correct

Judges got it right. Sweden BTFO.

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Lel Hardy with butthurt that Hue won

>>76176135
HAHAHA
imagine robbing a store when ur under contract

>>76176178
this

How many more Swedes are on this card? Just Gus and Hermansson?

>>76175878
>wanting Stann to have a PTSD episode triggered by walking through downtown Stockholm

>>76176126
He has really good sub defence, shows it off almost every fight because he gets put in a lot of shitty situations spamming takedowns the way he does

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camozzi first round heem

>british """"""people""""

>>76176163
>>76176118
It's funny because you always see people in the commercials giving a toast but they never drink afterwards

Chris Camozzi is the least fighter-y fighter in the UFC

>>76176118
nope. could show a man smashing a baby over the head with a bottle of liquor but dont you dare show them consuming it

>>76176218
Smith by grinding decision.

>>76176241
What did you mean by this

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>>76175361
Swedistan BTFO by based sopa de macaco consumer!

>>76176241
Anyone got a webm of him finishing Joe Riggs? Brutal shit.

lol bt sport has a bump that just says King Bisping

TINY DICKED ASIAN MALES BTFO IN GUM COMMERCIAL

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

>>76176241
he dont look fightery?

Chris Camozzi - the middleweight that just wouldnt go away

>>76176207

Those are the only Swedes fighting on this card yes.

>>76176258
*cringe*

>In August 2012, Madadi saved a baby and father from drowning in a lake outside of his hometown of Stockholm, Sweden.

>>76176241
he always has fun fights, he's not my boy but he is always a great show even if he is incredibly average.

>>76176292
He don't look fightery, he got soft loving eyes.

>Brett Gelman is a UFC fighter

>>76176310

>Saved

More like he pushed them in

>>76176269
>not realizing joe riggs is the biggest tomato can to hit the ufc

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>tfw you finally find the one web page element to unblock through ublock origin when viewing bootleg streams

>>76176310
>steals purses
>steals sacrifices from the Lake Gods

spicy roll fest after this fight

>>76176333
i wouldnt trust a fighter being all in with hair like that. We saw it with schaub

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mom got me some breakfast today

>>76176373
Lmao

>>76176388
Onya mum

>>76176380
Hair can be a blessing and a curse. Poirier gone and looked the best he done in years when he put on the hair.

>>76176388
gonna be honest i love the big breakfast sometimes

>>76176310
>commited armed robbery in the same year

yeah nah he probably demanded the dudes swedish model wife to pass around with his cousins as recompense for saving the kid

>>76176388

Jelly.

>>76176388
she didn't get you your hashbrowns hope you reee'd hard to prove a point

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>>76176305
>le cringe maymay xddd
Go back to /r/mma Sven.

>>76176388
the state of americans

>>76176416
Nobody cared who he was until he put on the hair

>>76176445
theyre in the bag

>>76176388

very innovative monitor stand

>>76176388
jesus christ how long ago did u get breakfast from your mom thats fucking xp is this 06 food? lol

>>76176340
But he's the Bellator Fightmaster©

>>76176465
lmao

>>76176388
why do you have scones in your hot cakes

>>76176388

>Only 2
>Not getting atleast 4

>>76176388
what a life

>>76176486
>not setting your Windows to Classic Look

>>76176455
>sweeden thinks this is a current photo

>>76176486
kek

>>76175465
kek

Best greeting?

WHERE DO BAD FOLKS GO WHEN THEY DIE

Not sure if you dumb shitbags think thats pic is real or not.

Does the swedish mma meme die today with Gus getting killed?

How long till main event?

>>76176545

Gus'll be alright, lad.

Glover will try to grind him against the cage all fight tho

>>76176545
Rumble deleted glovers chin

>>76176545

Glover is shit, Gus should win

One American told me to bet on Smith today. I regret not following his advice.

>american wrestler

why are they allowed in the ufc?

>>76176590
Fair while mate, about one and a half to two hours.

>>76176545
Nah, Alex will steamroll the hue.

He can't beat the GOATs tho.

>>76176601

I can't recall ever seeing a good fight out of Camozzi.

>>76176545
Gus will win. Allah is on his side.

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>>76176539

>>76176048
>the simpsons spammer is picksfag
fucking autist

>>76176595
Did he? Fucking Ryan Bader almost KO'd him.

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>it's a burgers wrestlefuck eachother episode

wake me when its over

>>76176641
Allahu Akbar.

>>76176660

Are you a neet bro?

>>76176539

get fucked >>76176660

>>76176660
>Americans

>9 and 9 inside the Octagon

Why the fuck has Camozzi not been cut?

>>76176660
>that bloated, pale hand

>>76176670
Maldonado had him on rubber legs
real niggas remember

>>76176619
Easy to scout, if you're a wrestler and don't plan on competing on the olympic team for 3-4 olympics, you retire or become a wrestling coach, no other place to go

It's also easier to teach a wrestler stand up than it grappling to a striker

>>76176670

And then died 10 seconds later. Stop being autistic.

>>76176704

Then Glover beat the living soul out of Fabio.

>got bored
>leave
>watching better call saul and getting live updates through you dorks

much comfier, why doesn't everyone do this?

>>76176671
>burgers
Literally Cringed.

What's your opinion on Eddie Bravo's words that "MMA BJJ is as different from no-gi as no-gi is different from gi"?

American vs American fight brings down the International Prelims. Many such cases.

>>76176696
Chris Camozzi is a beast 100%

Jacares best win in the UFC

>>76176660

You're atleast 300lbs arnt you?

>>76176634
Smith and Camozzi are both boring faggots.

I just like seeing Camozzi lose because Reddit.

>>76176696
Because he's a fucking pretty boy

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>>76176388
Do Americans really eat scones with sausage and egg?

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>>76176660

post room

>>76176752
cyka blyad

[BOOOOOO]

>>76176775
>australia
literally fucking cringed
i sincerely hope the chinese overtake your dog shit island

>Trevor Smith is an old and busted wrestleboxer!

Which one of you goofs needs to APOLOGISE?

>>76176660
>>76176689
Different setting. Nice try.

>>76176775

It's called a biscuit

>>76176775

>Scone
>Fucking biscuit

Australians are retarded.

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>>76176775

They call them "biscuits" too lmao

>>76176736
>and then died 10 seconds later

What does that have to do with him almost being knocked out by Bader, retard?

webm of Smiths low single leg in round 2 at the 4:35 mark?

>>76176775
it's a biscuit you mong

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>>76176775
>scones

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Gus will lose.
Mom did not recover after delivery.

>>76176799
Marcin Held lost me a lot of money but Smith might bring it back, worried he's gonna get heemed last minute

>Eat a scone
>Call it a biscuit

Why are Americans so retarded?

I'll show you losers a real breakfast and soon as my gf is done making it.

>>76176831

Bader hits hard. Just because he's a wrestler doesn't mean the fucker can't throw heavy leather.

>>76176799
He is. Chris Camozzi is dogshit at grappling though

>>76176736
Doesn't matter that Bader over committed and got countered. Glover's chin is still shit.

>>76176854
What do they call biscuits?

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>>76176798
>i sincerely hope the chinese overtake your dog shit island
What did he mean by this?

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>Americans literally eat this

Will Aussiebro make webms of any fighters in the audience please?

>>76176873

Chris Camozzi is dogshit at everything.

>>76176844
>>76176806

>na food meme names

the whole world thinks you are retarded

In Canada the Big Breakfast comes with an English Muffin instead of a biscuit.

WHAT A FIGHT

>>76176884
bread

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>>76176854
>thinks scones and biscuits are the same

Ratner sighting.

Canmozzi

>>76175611
get a life

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>>76176893

>>76176884

Crackers.

>>76176853
>betting against the bosnian bomber
moron

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CHRIS CAMOZZI YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK

>>76176893
I've never had gravy in my life desu

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>>76176781

>>76176899
this is the way it should be, english muffins shit on scones anyway.

Dan Hardy needs to shut up

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>>76176806
>>76176844
>A fucking leaf

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>>76176893

>>76176893
Those are cookies you mong

>Camozzi took a week off from his camp to go on vacation in the Caribbean

Lmao @ the st8 of this goof

>>76176893
i chuckled

>>76175630
>discord

The holy grail of autism
You "men" sound like a bunch of wwe retards.

>>76176943

Holy shit dude

Get a life

That face is drooling blood
any one got a screen cap when they zoomed in on his face?

This fight is 30-26ing me lads.

>>76176959

Not like the extra week would have made a difference. He's always going to be shit.

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>>76176899
Fucking canada, always having to be different when it comes to the carb

>>76176955

>Cookies

REEEEEEEEEE

THEY'RE BISCUITS

>>76176943
JUST

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https://twitter.com/GHurricane

>>76176943
comfy, looks just like mine

>>76176969
People are actually watching this fight?

The room discussion ITT is more interesting

>>76176943
YO IS THAT A SALUTARIS BRAND OF WATER

MADMAN

>>76176955
....no
>>76176927
noooo
>>76176940
NOOOOO

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>>76176955
>milk in bags

>>76176987
So you guys call them "chocolate chip biscuits"

that's fuckin gay yo

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Didn't see anyone mention this.

But Schaub Callen and Rogan are confirmed to be on the fight companion.

>>76176943
>cable box on the bed not connected to any tv

The fuck?

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>>76176893
>American cuisine

>>76175361
you're the biggest fucking loser close your adobe program and get a real hobby you complete fucking failure

>>76176943

Whats the big white didlo thing

why is the audio fucking up on bt?

>>76177005
>h*ckposting in real life
What did he mean by this?

>american ads
>american wrestlefucking
fucking torture

>>76177019
Explain

>>76177040

Since we invented the language we can call them whatever we want

>>76177052
>not enough tesla and Swedish fish commercials

https://discord.gg/6NGqTE6

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>abu dabbi

>>76175611
I told you to change my Angela Magana picks you worthless spastic. I literally reposted my picks and you didn't change it. Choke on a dick.

>>76177040
shut up milk in bags man
cookies are different

>>76177042
No Eddie
No care

>>76177042
no edgie brah?

>>76177090
>dabcity

>>76177070
You don't even speak your own language correctly because you're an island of fucking goofs

>>76177070
>when a brit comes up to you and asks if he can bum a fag

and i say whatever floats your boat buddy just get out of my faggot

he says "bundle of sticks??"

>Chris "Card Filler" Camozzi still wont get cut after this

>>76177115
i fucking hope not

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>>76177131

>This whole post

Dan Hardy is definitely a fucking faggot. Entertaining fight imo.

>>76177111
>>76177115
Yup Eddie is in Singapore right now.

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>>76177044

pls no

>>76177168
The country?

>>76177131

>just get out of my faggot

What did he mean by this?

>>76177120

They literally let some German be their king and then started pronouncing their As differently so they could be cool like him and his family.

>for sure camozzi is a good win my guy

>>76177163
This fight sucks

>>76177168

But how can he be in singapore if the world is flat?

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>>76177131

>>76177182
No the Singapore Star System

Fucking moron

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>>76176893
I am literally about to eat this for lunch.

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>>76176943

I was once a neet like you, desu I miss it. Enjoy it breh.

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>>76177131
>whatever floats your boat buddy

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CYBORG ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>76177185

>Literally a fucking leaf
>So cucked you STILL have our Queen on your money

>>76177146
yeah joe and brendan bullying bryan is so much better...

>>76177120
>america speaks their own brand of snowflake english
>uses snowflake metric system
>literally has to be different from the rest of the world for no reason besides snowflake syndrome

is it fun being the butt of the worlds jokes?

"Smith putting on a suffocating display here"

Fucking amen

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this is wasting my time

Should I just stop watching and catch up on good fights later?

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>>76177216

What the actual fuck

>>76176388
jesus, dust yo shit before you eat that man

>>76177225

At least we still speak proper English.

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