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Who is your favorite female fighter?

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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Cirkunov
Sobatta vs Saunders
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson

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Megan olivi seems like she's just as beautiful in the inside as she is on the outside

>>76172820
Jamie Moyle!

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This is the thread

>>76172857
>STILL taking picks
fucking loser

Held going back to Bellator

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https://twitter.com/marcgoddard_uk/status/868824629879726080

MMAStreams is dead in the water. What to do?

>>76172913
fight pass is free. sign up with the code STOCKHOLM

First for flat Earth

>>76172929

stop spamming

>>76172810
>>76172857
>making that 2nd thread on your phone just to have your picks at the top the other day
lmfao

>>76172876
Why the fuck i can view a webm in a fucking mobil phone but not in ipad? Fuck Apple

>>76172894
HEY, DONT YOU BOO THIS MAN

>>76172929
Oh, we have free official UFC stream in VK apparently.

fuck held is a dull fighter

slick jitz

>>76172929
where do you put the code

>go to fightpass

>Due to broadcast restrictions, this video is not available within a UFC® FIGHT PASS™ subscription or as a pay-per-view in your region. Please check your local TV listings for viewing information.

>This event is currently blacked out in your region.

>Watch on FS1

>go to FS1, they're not showing early prelims

fuck you, this was supposed to be comfy morning mma you faggots

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This Pole about to heem'd, then is destined for a life cleaning British toilets

DUDE BACK CONTROL LOL

>>76172913
Its up now

Nice leglock fakeout into scrambly pass by Held

i have uni at 7am and it's midnight now do I tough it out and watch this card boys

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>>76172857
Gustaffson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Nicholson

>>76173008
Shut up, if you have fightpass and fs1 you can watch every fight.

>Swedes applauding every little transition
lel what a polite crowd.

Held is great

>>76172929
Where do I even sign in with the code?

>>76173003
sign up with an email address like normal then when the payment page comes up scroll down a bit to where the promo code part is

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>>76173008
Workin for me

>>76173008
you clicked on the main card stream you have to click on the fight pass stream in fightpass

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>>76173011
R E N T F R E E
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F
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>>76172913
it's up

>>76173029
actually untrue you fucking zilch

>>76173044
see here
>>76173045

I smell a finish. RNC incoming.

boring fight, when is someone going to get knocked out
ground fighting should be against the rules

don't sign up for fightpass it downloads spyware to your system, it literally gives them your IP when you're viewing illegal ppv streams

>>76173078
I forgot to include an IQ over 80. Apparently that disqualifies you.

>name Held
>wrestles a guy for 2 rounds
>5 strikes for the match

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>>76173114
laugh at this man

>>76173116
my IQ isn't over 80 you fucking zero

lol rare grappling appreciation from the crowd

Crowd Status: E D U C A T E D

Schaub would have finished that D'arce no problem

>Hadzovic struggling against a guy that lost to Diego Sanchez in 2016

cut him desu

please let hadzovic ko this fool in the 3rd

>>76173144
"educated crowd"
USA BTFO

Judges decision: WGAF

>>76173140
I noticed.

dang it now my 2nd rd sub fantasy pick is RUIN

WOAH

>>76172971
You can't see them on iPhones either

>>76173182
Enjoy the fights you blithering idiot.

>>76173166
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY

looool

RIP POLAND

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>>76173191

haha he got knocked out :)
i wasnt even looking haha

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Team Alpha Male all day bitches

HEEEEEEM

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Back to Bellator goes Held

>GOES FOR A LEGLOCK
>GETS HEEMED

HEEM SLEEPY

Lmao BACK TO LELLATOR

OOOOOOHHHHHH HOLY SHIT HEEEM SLEEPY

wow that "fight" fucking sucked donkey dick

Holy fuck lads.....

I feel bad for Held. He was robbed against Lauzon and now he was caught on a fight he was easily winning.

There goes my lunch money.

No... Poor dude

Held has the worst luck in the world

Hope he doesn't get cut

Ryan Hall on suicide watch

HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOO

HEEEEEEEEM

>POOLAND

lol where is our resident poland?

>>76173253
Kill yourself

>>76173264
he's only 25 and his career at the top level has pretty much been killed. rough.

he threw himself into the knee

lol KO'd when trying to grab the leg

Aaand he's cut, good riddance, all grapplers deserve to get kneed in the head

This card already is dog shit.

>>76173273
Thank you

>>76173270
>meme rolling for leg locks
>bad luck
I don't think so sweetie

>>76173273
Rare

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IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>>76173273
Broke the law posting this. Fucking submit this to the UFC.com violation website and get this mush mouth criminal australian arrested. Holy fuck fuck off I fucking want you in prison.

I'm out

>>76173298
You do not deserve to be alive

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>>76173273
TY ausbro, you are doing god's work

Darren Till next lads he is based as fuck

God damn what a stupid thing to do. He was literally aiming his head into his knee.

I hate all the edgy faggots who show up during fights

They don't realise how hard these fighters train to get where they are, easy to mock from the sidelines

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>>76173299

the people who are crying about the card have already lost money lmao

so money parlays btfo with one knee

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>>76173314 (You)

>>76173273
You are on fire today ausbro!

>>76173314

man i love watching grapplers get kneemed

that knee made my room mate shout at me for waking him up

>>76173333
nice digits
the fight against Dalby was a war, he's been away since then though

>>76173343
>>76173324
>>76173314
>>76173289
>>76173270
Lmao @ ur ""life""

>>76173314
i'm 27 and i love gore. fuck urself m8

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>>76173350
fuck australians
bunch of ungrateful ugly cucks

>"newfound focus on peace of mind"
>videotaping Bears fighting in a zoo
Gus is a funny fucker

Held and Dariush are good lessons in why you don't shoot naked and predictable. If your opponent has time to commit to defending and knows your habits, you're in serious trouble. Reactive takedowns once your opponent has committed to striking at you are the superior high IQ takedowns invented by Chael "El Genio" Sonnen.

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>>76173375
THIS GUY HAS IT all FIGURED OTU!

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>>76173375

>>76173396
Cmon I know your education system is in shambles but are you really insinuating all people who post under the same flag are the same person?

That really makes me ponder

>>76173343
>biggest faggot itt calls others faggots

glass houses and what not

>>76173403
both guys that don't have primarily wrestling bases might have a lot to do with that. Aoki has been KO'd from attempting sloppy takedowns a bunch too.

>>76173303
Yeah he's not playing twister, it was his choice to put his head there.

>>76173403
in both of those cases the grappler was having success on the floor and feet, so they stopped respecting their opponent

>>76173413
AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH

lmfao enjoy your no guns you fucking zilch

boxing is just so much better than this shit, dont justify that shit show as entertaining because a guy lucked a knockout after 2 rounds of two guys rolling around on the floor

>>76173408
>>76173412
LOL a nation of pussies

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>I'm gonna beat all those guys who beat me

Gus you'll never beat Rumble ya silly goose

>>76173431
lol whatever dude, enjoy the fights

Grapplers are my favourite fighters, why even watch mma if you don't like grappling?

Why is bongland so pissy today

till will knock him out within 2 rds

>>76173448
heem is full of nontraining casuals

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>>76173432
>boxing

So it's on this early

this thread is so comfy when you filter the americunts

>>76173448
>Grapplers are my favourite fighters
You cant even convince yourself of that bullshit

>>76173448
i like grapplers, but watching ppl get kneed when shooting is p. funny

how was Held doing up until the knee?

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>>76173432
Do you come here for every card to post this or is it a new bong every time?

>>76173424
That time he was knocked out flat as a board by the crossdressing kickboxer was the greatest KO I've ever seen I think. Aoki clowning like a dickhead during the kickboxing round, then all hubris leading into the MMA round and what happens? Reactive knee through his face. Bootifel.

>>76173491
good but he dropped a submission a grappler of his level probably shouldn't ahve

>>76173448
its shit, everyone wants to see guys get knocked out
people who talk about appreciating ground game and grappling are just pretentious faggots who want to be special and have their own niche sport

>>76173448
Go watch a high school wrestling match you Greco faggot

>>76173491
Dominating with grappling from 2:30 fof round 1 until the knee.

YA BLEW IT KID

>>76173503
yeah Nagashima ended his whole shit, it was glorious

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>>76173273

>>76173491
you mean how was he helding up until the knee
LOL FUCKING WAIT UP MY MAN

I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE

I hope the scouse loses. Fucking cunts.

>Till weighed 176
too many CHOCOLIT BROWNEHS

I CAN FEEL IT COMING

hope this scouse bastard gets knocked out

is this the first fight? what did I miss?

not many germans in mma huh

Why is it on so early?

>>76173587
Read the thread retard

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Did you guys see this?

https://www.fb.com/photoa.php?fbid=10154803941126234

>>76173557
Same, Held blows. He can't even meme with his leg rolls like that Tristar sperg Ryan Hall. Go suck on someone's toes in the little leagues, this is the UFC

Held would benefit a lot by studying some tape of Schaub. Brendan never would have let that D'arce go.

>miss by 6 lbs
HOW MANY STEAKS?

>>76173565
MADE A BIG MISTAKE BOI

>>76173594
there's that one manlet Conor killed

>>76173594
Dennis Siver was all they had and he was a Russian immigrant

>>76173481
I can, punching isn't entertaining. I see people punching each other all the time. I don't often see a human backpack like Maia or a dude pissing off tough guys by rolling into them like Hall does.
>>76173522
shit bait
>>76173527
shit bait

>>76173624
He is Russian though.

Who is this new slut?

>>76173587
Held got knocked out by a BEAUTIFUL knee.

heem wobbly

>>76173631
im wrong so its bait
nice logic you british idiot i bet you are ugly as fuck sat in your council flat rubbing pepsi into your teeth you fucking chavvy scum loser, go sign on

bomber harris doing it again

Darren Till: the man with no strikes from his right

I like that Till guy.

white guy steroids

>>76173675
>im wrong
Acceptance is good I guess, when your period ends you might calm down LOL

another crappy fight what a surprise

Till looks so fucking bongish

till looks like a real goofy fella

>>76173705
men cant have periods you little rat

the "german" has no business being in there

is that a 10-8 under new rules?

>>76173732
>>76173741
swedemind?

Till has the dumbest fighting face

>>76173732
>>76173741
>swede-mind

Till is my favourite Brazilian fighter.

>>76173750
BJ

>>76173748
>>76173757
>burgermind

>>76173748
>>76173757
burgermind

Holy fuck this card blows.

Till has got a lot better wow

>>76173746

this desu

>>76173776
>>76173777
KYS

>>76173743
You ain't a man, you're like a women with that flag

>>76173776
>>76173777

burgermind

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>>76173776
>>76173777
>>76173748
>>76173757
>>76173732
>>76173741
AHHHHHH

>>76173784
it's easy to look better when you're fighting another awful fighter

>>76173795
>>76173812
shut the fuck up

rapefugee has a great chin kek

>>76173816
not it isnt

>>76173797
im a man so your points literally wrong again you scummy faggot
go sniff some mcat off your dads nob faggot

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>>76173347

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>leads with a straight right
You're not RJJ lmao

>rock a guy
>take him down

>>76173836
I was literally thinking about this about 30 seconds before marcin got heem'd

Pottery

rock a guy 40 times but cant finish him
>british people

>>76173833
You aint a man

till needs a new mouthpiece, it's like his teeth are hanging out

ayari chin > nelson chin

God Ayari sucks so much.

ayari has that frankie edgar tier *heart*

>acknowledging but ultimately ignoring that blatant a fence grab
What the fuck ref

he lidderally throws no right strikes

Till needs to stop engaging him in his guard, just stand him up

>>76173889
kek

heem that goof!

>>76173895
its called a warning m8

>the sacrificial lamb refuses to die

Really fun fight, i'm enjoying this
>>76173895
There's gonna be some fucky shit, the refs are all bad as far as I know. No decent ones

Fuck Darren Till

damn, great fight so far

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>>76173884
Dude has a hell of a chin but he's got a good bit of brain damage off of this fight

Not a man alive can take that left yet

darren "wonderboy" till

>>76173911
Exactly, didn't do shit about something that could have changed the complexion of the fight. It's not even unclear, he was literally in air on the way down when he grabbed it

Till is like the tescos own brand of wonderboy

till has a pretty good ass to be fair

>>76173992
>not saying no homo
you fucking fag

>>76174002
It's not homosexual to appreciate a mans ass in europe

>tfw dq

>>76173992
noticed when he was climbing into the cage, thicc

I fucking hate Swedes so much

This bong is good, just needs to work on his grappling

>>76174023
appreciate from the inside with your dick?

Till has done fuck all for the entire round but circle away and make faces

cocky cunt

how many hugs was that

>>76174046
he needs a fricking horseshoe in his glove

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>tfw didn't go because of the ticket price

My jewish side couldn't handle it. Well, at least I can roast my friends who are there if Alex loses.

>>76174059
He's Brazil's next Anderson Silva

AYE IM THE BEST

Why didn´t he get the fucking finish?

Till with 0 killer instinct, i t was me i would have finished him in the first desu

>>76174066
literally bongderson silva

precision beats power timing beats speed meme is working. Btw muaythai striking > mma striking

>>76174071
he needs some steaks

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Two judges gave Held a 10-8 in the second round

>le technical strikers
When are the real fights on?

goohd foohkn faight meight

Ronda vs Holly

>>76174073
How much was it ?

>>76174086
[spoiler]because he will never be champ[/spoiler]

Daynah 60G's

>>76174114
10 Gs for every pound he was overweight

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>Bongfish accent
Triggers me evritiem

lmao wipes his snot and shakes dan's hand

Why the fuck did they pick such a big arena if they're going to put it at a shit time with a shit card, I bet not even half the seats are filled

>>76174088
He tried but he got lost in the guard. Almost got submitted twice

>dat left hand
muh conor xp

>>76174094
I feel so sorry for fighters who get knocked out and are at constant risk. If that was me that knee wouldn't have done shit

>ALLO JIZZAH

>>76174103
Are polish women open to getting blacked?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495983522978.webm

>bongs know hue
why are brazillian such scum?

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is he british or brazilian? wtf is going on?

>when he switches languages and it takes a few seconds to register because you can barely understand his English

>>76174127
He has hilarious accent, barely sounds like English

looool truly the next Anderson

Next on a line "swedishman" vs kebab remover. Spicy?

HUE LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY A BRIT

>>76174127

Bognlish > Amerifat

>leaving speaking english to english people

>>76174165
AYE IM THE BEST!!!

>I am Bach, and I swear to God, I will win that belt

>>76174167
>>76174169
Did you listen to the commentary? He moved to Brazil because he had personal troubles in bongland that were holding him back.

>brazilian scouser

i've seen it all now.

>>76174184
every german other than siver is a muzzie

why are all you guys being such babies? these fights have been pretty good

is he Welsh or something?

spiking da portugesa

>>76174134
We'll see as soon as the main event starts. Most people don't come for the prelims They usually announce the attendance after the fights

>Jizza
How'd his old lady get a name like that?

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:)

>>76174205
lives in BR now

You should be in bed by now... in BRAZIL

>>76174217
big ol women down in brazil

>>76174217
Giselle yeh

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>switched streams
>Gil and Bisping bantering

anyone got a sopcast or acestream link? or something HD.

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Tfw UFC rather comes in cuckholm than Helsinki.

>>76174274
http://ripple.is/mma/403-ufc-fight-night-gustafsson-vs-teixeira-live-stream

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>>76174274
>viaplay :^)

>>76174266
i wonder how they get along considering Gil got busted by usada

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smilensam (Sam Alvey)
It's my little girls 4th birthday today and so my wife made this. @brisby612 is truly amazing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUo-x_5Fnbu/

>>76174302
>Bisping is natty
Lol

>headkicks in swedish mma

fuck yeah

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>>76174103
Between 1-2500 kronor (100-250 Euros).

For this shit card.

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>>76174287
Poor Teemu

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>madadi is still fighting

>>76174302
Everyone knows Bisping is on the shit
>the lady doth protest too much

>>76174287
>says that
>posts a picture of effeminate Finnish nu-male faggot who got heem'd to oblivion by an acrobatic nigger

>>76173045
>>76172929


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>>76174318
>>76174340
bisping's only pretending he hates cheaters then? lol

>>76174331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeejHw67pOs

>>76174335
He's about to win a decision.

BOGAN PRIDE WORLDWIDE

Stream choppy! Stream choppy!

>the only new rule the Swedes adopted is the grounded knee

Wew, hopefully no controversial stoppages this time.

>>76174358
Yes, diverts suspicion from idiots like you.

fightpass lagging again what is this shit? i literally have to find an illegal stream because it's better than one i'm paying for

anyone else's stream all fucked?

>sweden

Why is it everytime we get a good british prospect they're a complete Muppet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz6YhGt2cGg

>>76174368
the fight pass one? Its fucked

>>76174365
He better have a half stripped Ford Falcon on his front lawn like a True Bogan

>>76172810
this guy looks 100% swedish

>>76174390
yeah FP is sperging out

Perry v Till?

>>76174397
mines having an autism attack

Woah so you're just gonna drop a N-bomb, Daniel?

>>76174397
Looks like it finally cleared up, and just in time! Thanks WME-IMG

>>76174202
Its a european card on european time so you got a bunch of european casuals shitting up this thread

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>>76174348

>local

Looks a bit like Bonnar

>Swedes cheering for tanned Swede

>>76174423
FP prelims is over lmao

http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/ufc-fight-night-stockholm-preliminairies-live-streaming

>local swedish man
>black

>>76174470
FP in the UK shows everything until the main card lmao

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>>76174326
Shiet if Gdansk card is Joanna vs Rose as I hope I might not be able to buy a ticket

>>76174468
See, this guy understands.

He's a very tanned swede is all

Hope Velickovic heems this "local Swede" stiff.

>>76174395
because almost every brit that trains mma is a cunt???

FUCKING FIGHTPASS

>>76174473
I'd be surprised if he wasn't

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https://twitter.com/WHATDAHECT/status/868846227042992128

musoke my lowkey boy

Sweden is no longer getting blacked, but the one doing the blacking.

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I hear you're a racist now /heem/

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>>76174500
Maybe, I'll put a stop to that though.

Also Marcs and alright dude I think he just tries to build hype too much.

>>76174492
it's horrible, nationalism has no place in Sweden, they should cheer for poor immigrants like the serb

Balkan versus Nigger, just another normal day in Sweden huh

>>76174487
rose's face is me when people want me to keep drinking but I know if I do I'll die

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>Sweden
>White

fucking LOL

Where's the official game thread?

>>76174534

We are all all /heem/

>>76174534
/r/ing that pic of Team Europe from TUF 22

Swede has a nice little bunda tbqh

serboi getting slapped up

>gooden and hardy

Fuck yes. This is what I'm talking about.

I wouldnt be mad if FS1 had more daytime cards.

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Only 2 bongs until the real show starts

In a sense, Bojan is more ethnic than Nico.

>>76174599
Gooden sounds like a sperg

>>76174611
hopefully edgy wont be daydrinking

>>76174640
edgy was not invited

>>76174485
fugg :DD lmao