/f1/ - MONACO RACEC THREAD 1

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first for his time

>>76168478
But that's great news.

FORZA FERRARI

GIMI

should I turn it off lads

Third for gimmi :DDD

VET RAI BOT

15th for peeing in Alonso's seat

third for bottas

RACE OVER

F1 IS BORING AGAIN

VETTEL WINS LOL

>>76168478
shit track
anyone has a vlc?

CAN I PEE ON YOUR SEAT?

GIMI WINS

singles and grosjean crashes

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LET KIMI WIN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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16th for Hamilton DNF

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POST YFW >12HAM

How much of an inconvenience is this race to the wageslaves at Monaco trying to get to work to feed their poor as fuck family?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>76168518
You can have a sit down pee on the loo but that is it my friend. Anything else & I do not think the cats would like it one bit

This acesteam is about to be kill

Reply to this or else...

... my boyfriend will not make me dinner *__*

time for a sleep

GIMI FAST

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:DDD:DD

>>76168543
R A R E
A
R
E

KIMI KIMI KIMI

>>76168535
>monaco
>poor

>Fastest lap times (km/h)

anyone else looking forward to a straigihtforward race with no memes except VWL?

>>76168513
that thing on the right isn't even human

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>>76168532

>>76168556
N E W
E
W

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>tfw your mate will never pee in your seat

>>76168556
N E W
E
W

I want to be HAMILTON'D

>>76168556
NEW
E
W

>>76168535
How does being a wageslave in Monaco evn work? Like where do you live.

>>76168556
N E W
E
W

>>76168544
Here's hoping for a cock up your ass.

INVESTIGATION of Wehrleins unsafe release

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mfw this race

Out of coffee, now I'm bored

Do I eat my F1 grapefruit now or save it for deeper in to the race?

>>76168556
N E W
E
W

>>76168554
that's a big image

>>76168556
NEW
E
W

>>76168554
That's a big strategy

>>76168543

RARE
A
R
E

>>76168556
Thanks for the (you) m8

>>76168573
france

Lel button complaining

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wake me up

>>76168543
RARE FLAG

>ZAUBA

Princess Penalty incoming

>>76168535
Even with the incredibly long distances they need to walk all their way to work, for some it takes a whole 5 minutes to get to job, stop F1 abuse on Monaco!

>>76168591
no, thank YOU for the (You)s

I-iss that unsafe release guys? Surely it was guys??

>>76168582
Roll it around a bit first like a football. Soften that boy up

>>76168576
R A R E

DESIGNATED PISSING SEATS

>>76168562
Hanilton is in the middle of the pack, we'll have a lot of meme radios

>>76168573
>Like where do you live.
not in monaco obviously. in one of the french hinterland places around it

guys

/comfy/

Indy 500 starts when, European time?

>>76168582
later, you'll need your energy to survive this shitfest

monaco is always a borefest

>>76168615
4 bongs

>have best car
>struggle to keep up with first half of the grid
what did he mean by this?

>>76168590
NEW
E
W

>>76168599
NEW
E
W

>>76168615
In 4 bongs.

>>76168591
heyo dude what up
are you working again? haven't seen you in a while

>>76168626
But ferrari is the best car on the grid

Someone just dump hot glue. This race can not be saved.

>>76168615
12:00 GTM -4

>>76168541
>>76168576
>>76168611

??????????? autism

>>76168583
Are you the only Bahamas lad in /F1/?
Keep eyeing ur flag all over the thread

Loving the new camera angles

holy fuck monaco is a boring track.

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how much money do I need to live there?

whats the penalty for only using 1 tyre compound, DQ?

Could this be?

What should I eat for breakfast lads? Might as well go make something since nothing is going to happen.

Nothing Happens: The Race

>>76168648
all of the money

>>76168648
several zeroes worth

>>76168650
no

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How will he be able to compete?

To people watching this in Spanish share acestream please. Can't stand the voice of Brundle anymore.

>>76168648
about tree fiddy

God why did nothing happen yet? :thinking:

>>76168639
he's the riccifag

unsafe release penalty? glad my anus isn't in F1

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post yfw ALFA

>>76168582
i ll need to see that grapefruit eating license lad

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Good fucking God we need refueling back and we need it back now

No different fuel levels, no car going faster than the other, no strategy, no nothing

This is fucking horrid

>>76168638
worse than 1080p IPTV jpeg vlcsnap aussie

dude did nobody film it? can't they show it? jesus

>>76168651

McDouble Whopper from Wendy's

>>76168648
[------------------------------------------------------------------------] this much

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A deteriorating Michael Schumacher lay on his death bed surrounded by his family, his old team mates outside the room.
"I have one last wish", says Schumacher.
"I wish to see Rubens"
Jean Todt calls Rubens in.
"How are you doing champ? ", Rubens says tenderly.
"Better now that my buddy is here.
I really want you to rub my shoulder"
Rubens starts rubbing his shoulder.
"Is the pressure fine?" Asks Rubens.
"Its perfect but can you not go so fast?"
"Ok, is this fine?"
"Slower" says Schumacher.
"How bout now?"
"Slower"
"This is as slow as I can go", a confused Rubens says.
"Slower Rubens"
Jean Todt giggles.
" YOU MUTHERFUCKERS! I KNEW YOU JUST CALLED ME IN TO MAKE FUN OF ME. FOREVER TAKING THE PISS WHEN IM AROUND"
"You mean taking a shit. A piss is number one" laughs Jean.
"FUCK YOU GUYS IM LEAVING!" Rubens storms off towards the door.
"RUBENS!" Shouts Schumacher.
"I cannot die without you in this room"
Rubens slows down as he reaches the door and with one deep breath, Schumacher passes.

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>>76168639
Right now I'd assume so but I hear there was one here before I came along

dubs for ric wins lol

>>76168648
If you have to ask that question you will never know the answer.

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>>76168650
KIMI PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

GIMI FASTEST LAP

AGAIN!!!!!!

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Check'em.

Cannot overtake KVY

>>76168648
you'd want to live on a boat?

on a serious note, I heard rent for a decent appartment can easily touch 50K a month

>>76168663
>dundee
it won't be hard

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noice

>>76168615

18:00 CEST

>still no nando <3 jensen webm with sound

>>76168674
>B..BUT 2010 WAS DURR GOOOOAT SEASUUUN

Even with no overtakes, I think Monaco is a good race. The track is so intense.

RIC exposed

Damn amd amx is the No.1 driver at RBR now

>>76168663
haha the names are the same

S-stop talking about food ;_;

RAIN IN 5 DAYS

>>76168648
How do you even get your ship out of that mess. What's the point of having a ship when you can't even take it out to open waters.

>>76168648
one apartment costs all the cash to rebuild a citroen c5 break

dubs and Palmer wins

>>76168703
fug

>>76168703
>Kino Raikkonen

>>76168674
Calm down anon is just lap 10

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>>76168703

>standard 1.3s gap between every car all the way down the field

This new aero formula a shit, they just hit a brick wall

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>>76168648

>>76168703
hot

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>>76168567
wait until karthikeyan and chandhok make their comebacks

designated shitting chassis

>1.6.666

WEW

we could have the stewards randomly throwing buckets of water on track to fuck shit up

>>76168703
my benis

Holy shit F1 really is the most boring motorsport.

>>76168703
black drivers
twerking tyres

F1 is a nigger sport

>>76168708
Yes it is so hard for the drivers

Dubs and Hamilton gets blue flagged and has to let Vettel pass.

>>76168720
>Scandinavian FLICK

>>76168740
Hello Bernie

>>76168730
it's monaco you twonk, even with more mechanical grip the problem would still be there

Fucking skycucks doesn't want kimi to win.
Hilarious how they hate him.

Nice "sport"

>Button's last race
>Button is last
POTTERY

>>76168708
It is the race of the thinking man.

I hope the 2 HAAS end up in the points

USA USA USA

>>76168684
IS HIS TIME, IS FUCKING TIME t- today or anytime soon?

>>76168756
What are they saying?

>>76168761
as expected of McLaren

>>76168756
it's a weird anglo thing to hate gimi

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When do Ferrari instruct Kimi to move over and let Vettel through?

>>76168761
he had a pit stop, son

Just got in lads what did I miss

>>76168772
But I love him.

>>76168778
fwl

Button will ignore the blue flag and kill both Ferrari drivers

>>76168761
>last white british champion

>>76168774
last lap

>>76168778
nothing

>>76168778
button pissed on alonso's seat

>VET faster
Team orders when?

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who /comfy/ here?

>>76168757
Nice "country"

>>76168778
Gimi's fast lap having quads

Anyone got start webm? Just tuned in.

so do you think someone will manage an overtake?

YAWN

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>+2.219

>>76168767
They're crying how ferrari should swap positions with vettel.

Is there any point watching the Indy5huno later?

Never see it before
Will there be a stream?

>>76168774
this can't be his actual mother. He wouldn't be ugly af if she spawned him.

>>76168789

F

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>>76168778
KIMI WINS LOL

>gimi pulling away
Vettel exposed

>talking about Hamilton
STOP IT ALREADY

>>76168705
https://a.safe.moe/0wL9R.webm

>>76168797
Thanks Thought Crime Island

First time since Australia 2013 Kimi has been in the lead for 10+ laps

what's the deal with the frog posting 1920x1200 stills?

>>76168774
I would like to impregnat Stroll's sister.

Is she legal?

>>76168796
how do you do to shitpost and watch 3 things at the same time

its ogre, bottas is not getting a podium today

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>CHOKE SENNA

Dubs and Hamilton crashes

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>>76168703

>>76168809
he took all his father's genes

I've been there lol ebin ama

Sounds like someone is trying to break into my house. Should I go investigate?

When will Stroll crash? It's getting boring

>>76168805
Cucksports is so disgusting especially brundle choking on hamiltons black dick.

>Stroll hasn't crashed yet

Why?

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>>76168774
STOP

>WEH

>>76168796
1st for Tom Dumoulin

>>76168815
polandball bestball

>>76168778
12 laps of semen slurping

When was the last time Hamilton finished a race but didn't get single point?

>>76168820
When Lewis went through Tabac, Kimi was probably going through St Devote

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CAN'T WRITE KEK WITHOUT UK

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Nothing happens as always, about to go watch doto 2bh

>that gap
GIMI STRONG

>>76168802
With this new fat tires in Monaco, in race? Not a chance.

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>>76168815

where is Hamilton's remontada?

>If lewis catches up crofty will talk about his relentless comeback
>if he doesnt I dont get fantasygp points for the merc

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>>76168674
>'okay Lewis you're coming up on Vettel. He is on a different strategy so don't bother to overtake him.'
>suddenly meme cars like the Arrows A21 with fuel tanks that are too small and just annoy competitors and drivers because of 3 stops every race
>getting refueling back will almost guarantee 2005 tyre rules
>'remember how exciting the Schumacher era was on track?' said no one ever

Please kys yourself

LOL Sky is such a cuckfest. Lewis is the only thing they talk about really.

SAUBER BTFO

BENULTEA

hamilton only gaining one position on the opening lap

is verstappen the confirmed goat

>not stop go penalty

This is literally the most boring race I've watched ever.

fuck amx is a lippy little shit

>tfw Sauber fucked over Jenson's race

luckily the stream is good

CRASH WHEN?

>Stroll hasn't crashed yet
>Max hasn't crashed yet

Fuck you /spee/ you promised me memes

>>76168863
they're just adapting to their audience

>>76168872
typical monaco borefest

>>76168861
Tough choice mate

>>76168848
Spain 2013

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>>76168851
Why can't you appreciate and praise the CHOCO SENNA?

>>76168872
some f1 fan you are!

Will $tr0££ finish the race? Dubs say yes.

>>76168888
Last year was good.

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>>76168888
C O N F I R M E D

CHAMPION SPOTTED

>>76168887
t. france

>>76168882
Wait until HAM decides to go full retard

boss

>>76168872
>not sochi or baku
At least Monaco is nice too look at and the cars look fast.

>>76168872
At least Stroll will put it into the barriers at some point to bunch the field up

> 5 second penalty for a car that has already finish pitting
> Penalising the victim of the incident even more

BRAVO STEWARDS

BRAVO

Should Ferrari overcut?

I fucking bet Rosberg will be on the podium doing the interview, screen cap this.

Fuck Rosberg is there

>watching a Sky F1 broadcast
Why would anyone ever do this to themselves?

>>76168772
they sucked his cock when he was a good mclaren boy tho

>>76168886
Your life is a meme

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BOSSBERG
O
S
S
B
E
R
G

>64 (64) more laps to go

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I have a terrible feeling that kimi crashes just before first pit stop.

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>20 finishers
>3 overtakes all race

>>76168796
>those office chairs in front of you

Are you in an office? A library? It looks like you're in a public place. Aren't you getting looks from anybody?

>>76168872
not as bad as Sochi or Baku, at least Monaco is good to look at

>VETTEL FL
it's over

>>76168902
how am I wrong?

Cheeky Nico spotted. You think Choco Senna feels his presence?

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>>76168888

>Vettel gaining
WORRY

>>76168895
Fuck off you convict. if I ever see you in real life I'll break your nose.

>Hamilton crashes into Gimi when he gets lapped, trying to repeat Singapore 2008
>Bottas gets jumped by the two Red Bulls in the ensuing Safety Car pit stops

20% of the race has already passed

>vettel gaining

it's over

>>76168912
i mean he made it sound like he was in the interview
wow what a prophet

>>76168914
>not watching a sky broadcast but with poorly cut in ads that always happen at the worst possible times

kimi driving like it's 2003

HULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>two finns on the podium
>again

How can other countries even compete :DD

SAFETY CAR HEEEEEEERE WE GO

>LE VILLE DU RENAULT

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Miss me yet?

HULKENSMOKE

kimi puncture when

nooooo hulk

>French engines

>hulk
F

>>76168910
>>76168911
>>76168912
>>76168913
>>76168914

Is /F1/ the heart of /sp/?

if dubz VETRAIBOT

Is this the Moto GP thread?

Dubs and Nico does podium interviews

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>kill Kubica's career
>get hired by McLaren

>the city of Renault

>no one is even following close to each other

Haha holy shit Hulk trolling everyone

HULK NOOOOOOO ;_;

MAJOR GEARBOX PROBLEMMAJOR GEARBOX PROBLEMMAJOR GEARBOX PROBLEMMAJOR GEARBOX PROBLEM

SOMETHING HAPPENED

>>76168703
fugg now i want some licorice

BUTTON TO P1

SOMEONE FUCKING CRASH ALREADY THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING!

RIP HULK
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Vettkek coming up on Gimi

Whelp, Gimi is bored gib him an ice cream :DDD

>hulken

GIMI WDC 2017

BET ON GIMI TO GET HUGE MONEY AT THE END OF THE SEASON

>SC
:DDD

>renault

Smokenberg is out

OH NO NOOO

Hulk pls

LELNAUT

>hulkburger

>Renault

>LELNAUT

no, it must be designated by ferrari

>The city of Hulkenburg

PLEASE BE AN OIL LEAK

>>76168892
Monaco 2017*

REAL SLIPPY STUFF

>>76168946
I wish I was as cool as you are :/

>Re'no'

>Reno
>The City of Hulkenberg

+++BREAKING+++

Something happened!

+++BREAKING+++

>now you know why I left force india

Fucking hell nico, couldn't you have stopped somewhere unsafe to cause a safety car?

Lewis into the points

the STINKY smell

STINKY SMELL

does this slip?

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>Hulk

; _ ;

>mexicants

>Perez
useless spic

Renault was legitimately less reliable than Honda this weekend

>Hulk greasing up the track

Maybe now the race will be interesting.

Force India points run ends here

>>76169009
>wanting Bottas to win

>>76168960
He's aiming for toto's job

Dubs and Button podiums so my bet comes in

>VAN 11

HYPE

>Designated leaking streets.

>Renault

>You will never strangle an Irishman to death.

Why bother living?

>>76169000
This does not fookin slip
Also checked

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>24h le mans winner

Wec fags btfo yet again

>>76168961
More like the kidney.

Why the fuck is there a yellow flag?

Palmer's time to shine!

>>76169009
He probably considered it but then remembered Palmer is too shit to benefit from it.

>BUT can't pass WEH
Sad!

>losing half a second a lap
AND

Literally nowhere to pass. This is a good parade

>>76169029
Why not?

>>76168946
>not buying iptv for sky f1 FHD for 5 lbs/mo

>>76169041
Because of Hulkenberg being parked there.

>>76169041
renault spilled oil

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Vettel is faster than you

>>76169035
Not as badly BTFO as your economy.

Shouldn't you be burning down some government offices and stealing some rats for dinner?