It's fucking raceday boys, GET HYPE
Coverage starts 11:00 AM EDT on ABC
Green Flag set to drop at 12:17 PM EDT
Front 10 starters:
1. Scott Dixon (NZ)
2. Ed Carpenter (USA)
3. Alexander Rossi (USA)
4. Takuma Sato (JPN)
5. Fernando Alonso (ESP)
6. JR Hildebrand (USA)
7. Tony Kanaan (BRA)
8. Marco Andretti (USA)
9. Will Power (AUS)
10. Ryan Hunter-Reay (USA)
Start time converter for different timezones:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=105&iso=20170528T1214&msg=Indy500&sort=1
I figure 12:14pm is a good time for internationals as it's after prayer time and all the jingoism :^)
http://www.indianapolismotorspeedway.com/events/indy500/event-info/schedule
>>76166601
Could be either, depending on how long the rain lasts and whether they can get the track dry. There are no lights at Indy so they can't race at night
Why doesn't Firestone bring rain tires
on my way to the track edition
>>76166659
Still too dangerous. No tires can provide enough grip on a wet oval at 230mph
>>76166681
Pussies
>>76166683
t. too scared to race ovals
>>76166681
Do they ever hit 230 mph in race?
europoor here, where will I be able to watch this online?
>>76166691
Yeah obviously. Nobody here has either the skill or the balls to do it.
>>76166702
yes on the straights
>>76166658
no furriners allowed desu
>>76166673
Shoulda stayed in the Coke Lot, anon>>76166673
>>76166706
Get Discord. Goto Reddit (yep I said it), get AceStream installed. Wait for the AceStream ID to be posted (approx 30min before the race starts) tune in, shade out.
>>76166785
Yea I already have ace for F1. I was hoping there was a more legit way for indycar, but this is fine too.
Got a link to the discord?
>>76166785
or just
https://www.reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams/comments/6dt3ig/1200gmt_formula_1_monaco_race_monaco_grand_prix/
Coming from /MotoGP/, new to this
What I am in for?
Also expecting for Alonso to win and shut up Hamilcuck
>>76166917
>What I am in for?
Crashes
Over the top american behavior
A course wide yellow flag for every fart
Alonso will crash like Markek
>>76166628
>yfw sato wins da indy5 00
Who /alonso/ here?
>>76166702
muh slip streaming.
muh tow.
>>76166917
rev up your >Hundas
Who's ready for /f1/ to overdose on freedom?
>>76167011
I would be so happy, imagine the Jap broadcast. It would be the biggest race won by a nihonjin ever
>>76167150
>working on a sunday
>>76167288
This. Damned heathen communists
>>76167150
>>76167011
Looking more and more like the race is gonna start on time but rain could come around 1:30
Who /turn4/ here?
>>76167150
>she still believes in the whole russian spy bullshit
>>76167519
Here m8. I'll be up there later
who /Alonso/ here
>>76167610
I /Alonso/ but I have honestly no hopes of him winning this.
I expect him to finish in a decent position without crashing and that's it.
>>76167689
#dreambig
>>76167689
He'll contend until the last 20 laps when the race really begins, get left in the dust by the 2-3 leaders and fimish in the top 10
>>76167840
Could get lucky with the rain. As usual, it's a crapshoot
>>76167820
After a decade of disappointments I've learned to keep my expectations as low as possible when it comes to Alonso's career.
>>76167894
He will win
how long until the race, like 5 bongs?
Feels good to be back
f1 is boring
>>76170454
>f1 is boring
implying that turnleft for 500 laps isn't boring
I have a big belly,
my brain has delay,
you guessed it right,
I am from NA.
>>76170910
bit rude
Place your bets now lads, how many laps are we getting in?
Alright, now that that Monaco shitfest is over we can finally get to the real shit
Stream where?
>>76172644
Pre race coverage starts in 1 bong
Cars grid in 10
try to behave yourselves Euros
Gonna go have a cheeky pre-race wank,
See you for the pre-race lads
is there usually a botnet stream for this like with f1?
>>76167026
muh only passing during pitstops
Euro posts tl;Dr
>Lololol Fastnando Alonsfast top 10 Americans BTFO
>waaaahh why is there commercials
>waaaahh why are Americans patriotic
then later
>whoa, all this overtaking, this never happens in F1
and later when Alonso gets crashed put by Karam or Kimball
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
acestream where?
>>76172956
probably when coverage starts lad
How did we go from this?
>>76172999
To this
Any non-botnet stream going on?
>>76166628
>takuma sato vs fernando alonso
nice
>>76173014
Magic?
1 bong and 45 bings until race starts right?
>>76173014
input from possible third engine manufacturers the series is desperately trying to attract so it's not Honda vs Chevy all the time
>>76173054
2 bongs, it starts at 14 minutes for some wierd murican reason.
>>76173058
Toybota?
>>76173058
Not a bad thing, we need someone else.
Closest Mfg to joining right now would be the chinese company that owns Lotus and Volvo. They are also the ones presenting the talks for a race in China.
>>76172361
200
Do they get push-to-pass at the oval? If so, how many seconds?
>>76173097
nah, it's most likely going to be a European company
>>76173168
Nope, road course gimmick only
>>76173070
Probably 14 minutes of preroll advertising.
>>76173168
No push to pass available on ovals.
>>76173168
They don't
>>76173168
No
Only one tire compound as well
and speedway aero kit is used
When do they do the coin toss to pick which direction they drive?
>check IndyCar specs out of curiosity
>turns out the Americans also fell for the turbo V6 meme
Well that's disappointing. I was hoping for screaming V8s.
>>76173097
>>76173186
Most likely
Volkswagen or Alfa Romeo
>>76173215
Thanks for the info. Red or black?
http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=hrrr®ion=us&pkg=ref_frzn&runtime=2017052813&fh=0&xpos=0&ypos=0
Any streams yet?
>>76173285
black but the compound is probably special for the race different than the road course "blacks"
Will it be raining at all today lads?
Will those boys be allowed to run in the wet at all?
Who is the dark horse of this race?
Who is the fan favourite?
Who is the HAM of Indycar?
Are the circuit tracks any good?
Are all races US only?
Are there any meme rules to watch out for like competition cautions?
>>76173267
We actually fell for it two years before F1.
The last engines that actually screamed were CART in 2002 when the V8's revved upward of 17,500rpm. Champ Car did a reasonable job as well by having the V8 turbo engines at about 14,000.
>>76173311
rain starts to pop up around 2pm, doesn't look like much
>>76173267
I think IndyCars sound bretty gud senpai
>>76173332
You still haven't changed the filename.
>>76173332
>Will it be raining at all today lads?
Yes.
>Will those boys be allowed to run in the wet at all?
No.
>Who is the dark horse of this race?
Alonso.
>Who is the fan favourite?
Hinch
>Who is the HAM of Indycar?
No coloreds
>Are the circuit tracks any good?
Better than f1
>Are all races US only?
Yes
>Are there any meme rules to watch out for like competition cautions?
Not on oval. Road has a video-game style turbo boost you can only use for 40 seconds.
>>76173395
I am just that lazy mate
>>76173399
>No coloreds
so why is anybody watching?
>>76173332
Maybe
No
Depends on who you ask
Depends on who you ask
Nobody in the series is a carbabby faggot like Hamilton
No there is a Canadian race and there have been races in Japan Brazil Australia in the past
No, they only throw cautions for good reason
>tfw my family just called to say that they're coming over this evening
>tfw my uncles will force me to put some retarded kid's show on the TV so my little cousins shut the fuck up
>tfw I'll miss the race
Press F to pay respects ;_;
>>76173434
Alonso is kind of brown.
>>76173434
There are coloreds,just no blacks
>>76173464
>having a family
>>76173464
Put the youtube stream on your phone
>>76173464
tell them to fuck off
or watch it on your PC
Any streams?
>>76173434
Well, Americans are racially prejudiced, they don't want to see ethnic minorities. Why else would they watch such a boring sport.
>>76173464
You're not missing anything, mate.
3 hours of turning left - watch one lap, and you'll have seen them all.
Can you imagine being this emasculated by the very sight of a coloured man?
>>76173464
little boys like cars
>>76173464
Can't you make up some excuse to have them fuck off?
who /f1/ here?
Hang on Montoya isn't white at all. You (((white))) Americans lied to me
>>76173560
I'm /f1/ but can we not do that?
We might end up bringing some of the shit over.
>>76173538
Female cousins
Also there is some sort of lesbian spic thing racing. Very progressive series this Indy
>>76173583
ok i agree
discord link?
>>76173602
fuck off Gabby is based and more of man than you will ever be
I'm new here. How does DRS work in Indycar?
>>76173560
Just migrated over to shit the place up, how are the yanks taking it?
US GIRLS CAN DO IT TOO SILLY BOYS
>>76173602
what a cute boy
Move aside motherfuckers, /f1/ is here.
Is the race on yet? Where can I watch it?
Also we /teamfloersch/ now
>>76173668
Being 'it' finishing last, right?
who /lifelong/ /turnleft/-fan for today?
>>76173648
Its fucking comical, they haven't worked out how to close the bloody thing as soon as they come to a corner
Im expecting a good show
>>76173695
My knob leans left a bit so yeah mate
>>76173695
Me, been a /lifelong/ fan since last week
>>76173668
Get fucked cunt. /teamfloersch/ takes over.
This is my first day in /indy/ and I'm already tired of all the /f1/ tourists.
>>76173709
Mine too, kek. It's actually pretty practical for reaching the G-spot when the chick leans over to the right. Bent dick masterrace.
>>76173695
Been a /lifelong/ since I heard about the Indy 500
go team!
>>76173733
they will leave to avoid the bantz once Alonso is crashed out by Karam or Kimball
Post more Floerschs
>>76173589
Then todays the day you make them like racecars
Hello fellow white racers
>>76167011
>>76173766
I'm actually a Bourdais fan. Joke's on (You)
Explain Indy, lads. Do they turn right?
Are there any niggers in Yankcar?
>>76173766
>Amercian banter
Oh fuck lads we're done for
Crowd growing
>>76173837
post your pork tenderloin anon
>>76173589
I bet they could do better than Mann in a few years.
>>76173827
>>Amercian banter
>>Amercian
>>merci
what did I mean by this?
>>76173827
prepare your anus
Alonso won't be getting that car to add to his museum after the race after all because it's gonna get destroyed
>>76173825
Turn left half of the races with MAXIMUM SPEED FASTER THAN F1 WE SO PROUD OF THAT LET'S TELL ALONSO THAT THE CARS ARE ACTUALLY GOING FASTER LEL because there are no other turns. Other half is pretty much GP2 tier.
>>76173858
This is a win/win my white friend. Nando wins we move in here like Syrians. Nando bins it on the formation lap we get to laugh at his shite attempt
>>76173792
Let's make it a triple.
>>76173668
She's faster than you.
GUYS TO ROOT FOR
ALEXANDER ROSSI
CONOR DALY
JOSEF NEWGARDEN
JR HILDEBRAND
GUYS NOT TO ROOT FOR
SIMON PAGENAUD
Fernando Alonso
SCOTT DIXON
WILL POWER
>>76173886
Are all cars the same? Like engine n shiet,
>>76173909
Can I root for Bourdais?
>>76173647
>>76173908
Fuck me getting leathered here boys. Help us out yeah
>>76173886
>MAXIMUM SPEED FASTER THAN F1
>GP2 tier
I wish IndyCar was this cool.
>>76173774
>Die Gutachter
oh I'm totally evaluating.
When does TV coverage start?
Will there be a Youtube stream of this. All the practice stuff has been full of horrible, horrible spanish
>>76173939
Damn, you're just brutal. UK is some next level bantz.
>>76173939
you havent seen their true form yet
Race after the Indianapolis 500 is Road America, a beautiful 4 mile long natural terrain road course.
>>76173825
Sebastian Bourdais turned right(at Indy)
He's not feeling well.
>>76173979
https://youtu.be/Kv0kpSSEDj0
>>76173843
I will when I have it, an hour or two
how many bings/bongs until start pls?
>>76173909
I'm rooting for Dixon and you can't stop me
>>76173946
They actually have a maximum speed advantage of about 20-30 mph, but they only get it by running full throttle for multiple laps on a completely no obstacle oval track.
Americans are so proud of that that they actually asked Alonso about how it feels to be in a "faster" superior race series and he just politely said that it's a lot of fun.
>>76174004
Based Latvia.
>>76173909
you forgot Hinch
Official /OurGuys/ of /indy/
>Rossi
>Hinchcliffe
>Newgarden
>Aleshin
>Daly
>Hildebrand
Official /NotOurGuys of /indy/
>Anyone on Ganassi (Dixon, Kanaan, Kimball, Chilton)
>Anyone on Penske besides Newgarden (Power, Pagenaud, Castroneves, Montoya)
Debatable: Alonso
>>76174004
How much will you boys be donating for this high quality stream?
>>76173998
>Car Corral
>>76174026
>comparing two totally different racetypes
cmon breh
>>76173998
If you turn right, will you die?
>>76174032
I put money on Dixon, power, and Alonso.
>>76174032
How can you be anti-teams when they all run the same car just with different paint on it?
>>76174032
also, Sato is the weeb choice
>>76174049
>accelerating and turning left for 2 hours is a "race type"
>>76174004
GIVE THIS MAN A POTATO
Also when's the kickoff?
weather forecast looks like we will at least get the green flag. rain might hold off
how does it look at the track
>>76174065
DAMN SICK BURN
Alonso is gonna take it.
>>76174065
because Penske and Ganassi are the big teams and we hate them for the same reason we hate the F1 parade led by Mercedes and Ferrari
/indy/ likes the underdogs
what happens if somebody turns right?
>>76174079
Pop to the loo I'll shout you when it starts
>>76174105
they end up in hospital
>>76173464
>I'm not at home
Wow, that was hard.
>>76174004
Oh shit is this the actual thing? Fucking based Latvia
>>76174112
okay but if you trick me
>>76174105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeXWqXz0ltw
Please leave Americans, this is /f1/'s thread now.
>>76173998
No, next is two race at the shittiest track in thr series, Belle Isle
>>76173464
coming to your house
>this is my house and im watching the race
when will acestream link be up
>>76174099
Merc & Ferrari are different cars though. Don't try to weasel out of this one friend. You have been fooled into to cheering for your favourite colour & sponsor stickers on the car
>>76174099
yep
today Mercedes wasn't even on the podium, totally a parade
>>76174077
when there's just a couple of centimeters between the cars, yes, it is different.
in f1 the drivers are crying over not having more than 2s distance to the car they want to overtake.
How can I fix Acestream lads? For a while it's been all "Could not load transport file" and it's really depressing that I can't have the best streams. Reinstalling doesn't do shit.
>>76173685
>>76173713
>>76173774
>>76173824
This is now /Team Flörsch/ general
>>76174157
Hamilton on suicide watch
Americans please make Laguna Seca possible for F1. I fucking love this track so much.
>>76174156
HAHAHA THIS GUY IS UNSTOPPABLE TAKES NO PRISONERS
>>76174156
if the difference in the cars is only the stickers why do penske and ganassi win so much?
guess the cars arent the same after all
>>76174058
It would be very painful.
It's a big track.
>>76174188
Laguna Seca is a very small track.
T A K U M A S A T O
>>76174186
Aww yiss. We /teamfloersch/ now.
WDC 2020
>>76174195
Probably bribe or bully other drivers before races innit. Know I'd throw a race for a shit load of Haribo
>>76174156
>he doesn't realize that IndyCar is not about the cars, its about the teams and the drivers
/f1/ you need to settle down or leave.
>>76174186
>ywn watch LeMans 24hr while having sex with her
>>76174174
why not google it
>>76174208
small track shouldnt be an issue since f1 can barely muster a 20 car field
in a couple years they will be at 14-16 cars max so it makes sense
>>76174208
It's a very small but very nice track.
>Floersch and Mana shitposting
keep your cunts in F1 threads
>>76174240
Ok I see. Boys I propose we enter this into Indy. I have a tenner in back pocket
>>76174248
there should only be 10 cars anyway since only p1 through p10 get points
the other cars are just wasting their time
>>76174247
i have multiple times but i thought the total expert 1337 hackers here at 4chan.org might know better
>>76174262
The sooner Alonso crashes the sooner the F1 fags leave the thread
Hopefully lap 1 turn 1
>>76174262
Mana is a meme. Floersch is an actual active racing driver who will win the WDC 2020
Spotted at the venue
>>76174186
>>76174230
say it with me lads
TEAM
FLÖRSCH
>>76174290
will he get
>SATOED
or
>KARAMED
>>76174262
>>76174288
You may praise a tail
>>76174294
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
>>76174300
or KIMBALLED
>>76174273
>Everyone is a winner mentality
Look at these weak boys
>Flyover performed by B-52 Bomber with 69th Bomb Squad
USA USA USA USA USA
>>76174300
he's starting closest to Sato, so Sato for the turn1 lap 1, but Karam and Kimball are the crashiest drivers in the field, even crashier than Sato
>>76174255
What happened to Miri in the end? I remember she was qute and fast af, didn't shoot so good though.
>>76174278
seems pretty cut and dry, either update your client or uncheck proxy server for lan or both
>>76174371
Will they move this bloody dog too?
>>76174352
LEWD
>>76174371
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>76174352
>>76174367
>get 1 point for p10
>winner
pick one
>>76174288
THANK YOU MANTA
rip -.-7
>>76173611
Red leader, standing by
We blackhawk now
>>76174352
>This is illegal in US "The Land of the Free" A
>>76174408
You know you want it
>>76174439
Is Delta Force watching Indy or something
>still nothing on this stream
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lads any HD acestream? Toothpaste tv put indy behind a paywall
where is Mike Pence?
/indy/ drools, /f1/ rules
acestream of ABC:
386bd184023343b6a6745dfff518be8a581212ce
>>76174439
Mate you dropped your phone. What a goober
>>76174496
There is still no stream on the Indycar Youtube channel.
>>76174408
Kiko a cute
>>76174496
Thanks lad
>>76174496
Alternatively, acestream of BT ESPN for no viagra ads.
(showing Indy qualy atm, so don't think they've gone live yet)
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
>>76174496
The fuck is this
>anyone who doesn't use while milk
>>76174496
why are they talking in American
>delivering the flag via Blackhawk fastrope
God I love 'murica
>>76174521
there isnt going to be retard
ABC has a contract
wow
this is boring
Euros will NEVER understand
>>76174530
Imma go with this, fuck ads.
I hate ABC's prerace coverage.
what are some funny indy500 memes i can spout today
>>76174530
thanks will probably switch for the race to avoid commercials
Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFrHgeo1ESWlnc4hISXuIQ/live
>>76174545
because fuck you
>>76174545
>>76174496
the urge to fuck siblings rises
>>76174553
I can just feel the freedom radiating from my screen
>>76174553
Are those the cheap seats on your aircraft after that one chink got chucked off a flight?
>>76174568
>commercials
>>76174544
>>76174553
I wish I wast this FREEâ„¢ and BRAVEâ„¢
>>76174553
you're right, euros spent their budget on healthcare for everyone instead of spending all of it on bombing children in the middle east while their home country dies from being uninsured
is the BTsport coverage still gonna have Scott Goodyear and Eddie Cheever :(
>>76174544
>not requesting soy or almond milk
Literally a bunch of barbarian retards
>>76174573
woah there fellah, dont get a heart attack
>>76174553
Fucking weirdos.
>>76174568
>Dr Ho relief
>clinically proven
>>76174544
What does whole mean in a magical land of US? 3%?
"What is speed? Is it even something that can be defined?"
>American commercials
>>76174544
>people who fucking drink FAT FREE
What the shit.
>Conor Daly 2%
What the hell Conor
>Josef Newgarden Whole
Good boy.
BROSEF BREWGARDEN
>>76174542
it's a bitcoin address
donate to it and he'll email you a stream link for the race
>jetski ads
cool
>>76174065
its not that simple
>>76166917
he wouldn't really be shutting up Hamilton. Ham said that Alonso looks fast there and is making the other drivers look foolish, more or less. Ham actually seems to respect Alonso and his skill a lot.
>>76174604
>what is sport in America
how many bongs please
>>76174568
>turn on murican stream
>ad for some medical shit
pottery
Who is this nig nog they have narrating?
Put him back on basketball coverage.
>>76174643
This is America lad. Simple & you lot go hand in hand. Kind of like Muslims go hand in hand with little white girls over here
was German F4 on today?
>>76174661
it's on now
>>76174661
1h5m~
>>76174629
>people who fucking drink FAT FREE
Only Pipa, Beetus and for whatever reason Jay Howard
>Biggest race in the world
lol no
I only came because Alonso is racing.
But I just saw a Montoya name popping up on quali, is it Juan-Pablo "Photocopier"?
>>76174665
ABC is owned by Disney what did you expect
How do ameriniggers stand these endless ads during live sports events??
>>76174615
They usually take the US commentary, but have their own goons talking while the US is at ad break.
>>76174661
1 burger and 5 fries till green flag
Who listening to eurobeat whilst watching this ?
>>76174553
>no military parades
>this fucking cirque de soliel instead
I will NEVER understand this.
>>76174695
It's what they pay for lad. Wonder what vans they have?
This overview of how Rossi won is great
>>76174619
go collude with Trump Russkie
>>76174690
I don't know m8.
I guess I figured I wouldn't have to listen to mild Ebonics.
is there a site that tracks down timelaps?
official one?
please respond
do you guys know if the abc ace will run commercials during them race? im afraid espn will jew me hard with them
>>76174676
Sophia was at the Nur24hr yesterday, so I doubt she had a race this weekend.
>>76174664
Watching these american streams makes me really happy we've got relatively strict laws about medical advertising.
>ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex
>>76174724
You can get a much better analysis online that doesn't include nig.
>>76174724
Giving me shivers desu
>>76174738
>sitting on the hood
its not a fucking bench
>>76174750
>Watching these american streams
Watch UK no-ad stream m8, should be live soon.
>>76174530
So all the cars are some sort of basic cookie cutter thing with only a badge on the engine fooling the fans into thinking there is competition. Are American engineers really this bad they pull this kind of thing?
>>76174712
It was cool but it was also incredibly goofy watchin these guys get lofted off the ground one by one
>>76174750
>makes me really happy we've got relatively strict laws
>>76174769
m8, it's no big deal, she's a lot lighter than the girls you're used to :^)
>>76174796
Yes the badge shape is why Honda has lost 6 engines this month
>Watch Nurburgring for 24 hours
>no ads
>Indy500 hasn't even started
>ads out the arse
>>76174796
>American engineers
what makes you think they are american m9
>>76174629
>What the hell Conor
diabetes!
>>76174789
let me know when its live
>Marco has the best odds of all American drivers
A lot of confused people putting money on Andretti, not realizing it's not Mario or Michael
>>76174826
>GROUNDBREAKING TECHNOLOGY BRAND NEW TO MOTORACING
helmet cam has been around for years...
Newgarden and Rahal have visor cams
JR HILDEBRAND IS GOING TO WIN
>>76174724
>>76174766
Saved fuel after learning it from being a F1 reject. Able to beat "professional" drivers who spent their careers trying to win this. Lads I think I may well be too smart for this sport
>>76174831
Just checked the TV guide, should be live in 10 minutes.
>>76174830
Oh that's right, fuck it m8 if he wins the 500 then he might as well collapse in victory lane.
Who /ragsinabox/ here lads?
>>76174709
How does one stop looking at that pic?
>>76174826
Pre-race is the best time to have ads
>>76174816
Consider reading the whole post before sperging out.
>>76174854
No, he's going to forget to turn left
Alonso 10 to 1 odds
>>76174837
its a scam, lel
>>76174829
Sorry sorry. Mexican (white) engineers. Thank you for correcting me friend
does Indy have fake cautions like NASCAR?
>>76174848
open the app faggot.
>>76174837
Yeah Michael is a great one to bet on for the 500
>>76174709
Getting drunk to epic 90s tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2yyAHccL6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRYQ-QJ7lM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGxX4cvTmNg
>>76174848
BUT THIS ONE IS VORIZON THO
>you will never X her
Why even live?
>>76174875
>pass user since 2012
>>76174865
the ARCA thread is down the hall and to the left
>Rahal is a fan favourite
>>76174875
>Celtic fans
>Takuma Sato is on this too
Ebin. Is he going to torpedo someone here too?
>>76174890
Nah, they threw a yellow for "moisture" last year but race control yelled at them and they restarted right away
>>76174868
its perfect.
shows enough to get your attention
leaves enough mystery to keep your attention
>>76174868
I can't figure it out. They're wearing uniforms so it's highschool, right? But the guy's wearing brogues so he's not a highschooler. I guess it's a teacher creeping? Then what's with those pants?
>>76174904
not even that good looking твн
We in this
>>76174946
KYS
Montoya - Rossi - Alonso
>>76174904
looks turkish
>>76174936
yeah he's gonna torpedo Alonso turn1 lap 1
where the fuck do I watch this meme race
not sure if streams will work, or do i have to try find a sports bar in Bongland that shows turnleft, pls advise
might protect my engine for one year 2bh
honda does rallyx with a civic?
>>76174946
I don't care, just need her pussy to be wet
>>76174981
This desu. Sorry Germany but you should check out her background
>>76174936
https://youtu.be/CCdJzOaEh4Q
>>76174895
This shit is pretty dope f a m
>>76174982
NOUUUUUU
What the fuck are with these american adverts?
a gorilla grunting to sell a laptop?????
>VISOR CAM
>TALK ABOUT THE VISOR CAM
>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE VISOR CAM PRESENTED BY VERIZON?
>V I S O R C A M
america disgusts me like nothing else
>>76174936
>all those papers to sign
Must be getting paid real good to just sign random shit
>>76174986
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFrHgeo1ESWlnc4hISXuIQ/live
>>76175004
A Canadian stream:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFrHgeo1ESWlnc4hISXuIQ/live
>>76174986
wherever you want
>tfw every single time I glance at the stream there's ads on
Jesus Christ burgers, get your shit together
>>76175048
>>76175053
>commercials
Where is the commercial free stream
What the fuck america
>>76175043
Visorcam is pretty fucking great though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NbHrjEmZAU
>american motorsport fans
>muh snake pit
>>76174970
beats this for sure, i understand
>MURICAAAAAA OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH
It's just like I imagined
>WAAAAAAHHHHH COMMERCIALS
>WAAAAAAHHHHH PATRIOTISM
get a fucking grip Euros
>>76174970
She is 7/10 at best. Her being a racing driver makes her 8/10 for average /f1/ aspie, but in seriousness she is average looking with nice eyes and shit jawline.
>>76175077
IDK shit but Strayaman says ESPN will be more or less ad free: >>76174530
>>76175048
>>76175053
ravioli grazie ragazzi è stato un grande piacere
Fuck me, yanks have a shit culture.
How long till the actual race start?
Listen up baka gaijin, Sato is going to win. The plans have already been laid to take care of Alonso
>>76175105
Think twice before dragging f1 drivers over the pond.
okay we get it, you put a camera on a helmet. this is not impressive
>>76175093
>>76175117
FELLARS DUN GONE BE WEARIN MURCA FLAAGS YEEHAA
/tenderloin/ is here
>go to the Indy 500 for the snake pit
>don't even watch the race
retards
>>76175120
30 freedoms
>>76175111
Yeah except I don't know how to use that random code
>>76174904
i'd like to get under her armour, if you know what i mean
>Brazilian thanking American soldiers for their service
>>76175117
Me on the right at front
>>76174946
>slav opinions
>>76175144
Buns not small enough.
Get a bigger loin.
>>76175158
download acestream
BT SPORT ESPN coverage is live
>should have no ads during the race
>should have US commentators during the race
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
>>76175158
You stick it into ace player.
>>76175144
you got short changed compared to the guy from the other day
That thing is tiny
Where's the hot sauce?
>>76175175
Is true
>>76175163
He lives in the US and acknowledges that Brazil is a shithole.
>>76175188
>>76175180
What if I have VLC
How long does this race take
>>76175172
She's ok for a German girl but below average in majority of countries.
/F1/ masterrace reporting in. Whom should I root for?
>>76175187
tfw studio coverage is hosted by a massive SLUT
>>76175022
if anything her father TEUTONED a turkish woman
>>76175158
Download Ace Stream Player
Open it
Click on Media
Go to Open Ace content ID whatever
Slap it in there
>>76175231
You can't use it then. I'm fairly sure that AceStream is russian spyware, so be careful with it.
>>76175246
Not that retard alonso
>>76175231
Won't work lad, you need some of our russian spyware to watch free streams. Sorry.
>>76175246
Josef Newgarden or Conor Daly.
Otherwise whoever you'd like.
What the fuck is OPDIVO?
>>76175250
She was the F1 presenter in the UK.
Those drug commercials are offputing as fuck. How is this even legal?
>>76175250
Don't know what you are talking about Australia...
>>76175187
Forgot to keyword
stream
ace
acestream
>inb4 people who find ctrl+f too hard ask for streams and softcocks help them
>>76175246
Alonso - Sato - Montoya
F1 PRIDE WORLD WIDE
VETTEL WINS LOL
>>76175034
I have SO much more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdq5LAMHuig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY5Ejus6kgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI4lBfAvZic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnBeTPpr98g
Last one is one of the dopest tracks ever.
>>76175298
OPDIVO
P
D
I
V
O
its medicine for muh freedom
>>76175303
Because Americans are retarded. Like amazingly retarded
Does anyone have an /indy/ checklist?
>ABC pushing "WE WUZ ROMEO'S AND JULIET'S"
>>76175246
>turning right
Who is stroll's equivalent in indy500
How long are these races? Never watched this.
>>76175353
Karam
is the event sold out?
>the car is designed to turn left it doesn't even want to go straight
lel
>>76175355
Bit over 2h I think
>American broadcast talking about camping in the infield
>British broadcast interviewing Dario Franchitti about Alonso
>>76175355
Very long
>>76175342
BTsport pushing MUH ALONSO MUH CHILTON
>>76175368
desu my car turns left on its own too
>easy on the eyes
>420 every day
>a fucking tent for $3,200
>>76175368
AMERICAN ENGINEERING
WE ALSO HAVE FUCKING MAX CHILTON?
Which AMERICAN DRIVER am I supposed to be rooting for. Feeling very patriotic for the US of A.
Who is Alonso equivalent in indy500? inb4 Alonso
>>76174613
USA
>kills poor people in country
>kills poor people in other country
You're God-damned right
>>76175365
close but not quite
Who /hype/ here
Are they going to bully Nando, right?
>>76175388
Fucking Chilton is triggering me, he's a fucking pile of trash.
>>76175399
Alex Rossi is unironically last year's winner.
>>76175393
It's not a tent, it's called Glamping.
>>76175425
Dubs and Sato bins it into Nando in T1
>Max Chilton
our guy
MONTOYA STILL RACES WHAT
>tfw no Toyota grid waifus with treat size Mars bars
>>76175401
ROSSI
O
S
S
I
>>76175144
I'd eat that. Needs some remoulade, cheese and salad so it isn't super dry, tho..
this driver introduction is awkward af
Never watched indy races before, Only nascar sometimes. This looks interesting!
>>76175454
>Other brit now following the gazoo ladys
I apologise to everyone.
>>76175405
Alonso
>>76175401
JOSEF
O
S
E
F
OR
DALY
A
L
Y
>>76175355
Probably about 3 hours, depends on crashes and stuff.
>>76175463
It's fun.
Wow, i didnt know romeo and juliet were black.
SO BASED! hehe
>Pence
fags on suicide watch!
>>76175187
This one is severely lagging behind, I'm watching Senna at Monaco
>>76175454
Is this Super GT?
I watched some and I was amazed at how many constant FIT ASIAN BIRDS were on show.
>>76175463
That actually wasn't so bad, I could appreciate it.
>>76175377
>>76175384
>>76175488
Thanks. Might be interesting as long as Alonso is around.
Drumpf's lapdog is now /sp/ related
P E N C E
E
N
C
E
ELECTRIC FENCE PENCE
Pence looks adorable as usual.
>>76175519
THE ROCKET FROM THE RISING SUN
>Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
it's like watching an american sitcom
>>76175499
t. closeted homosexual
>a special guest is here to recharge the batteries
FLOIGAL FLUMPF
DIKE DUNCE
is acestream kill
Mike "electrocute Adrian Sutil" Pence.
>>76175315
>listening to Push
>feel funny
>look down
>I'm diamonds
Sweet stuff breh
>>76175515
m8 don't go down the rabbit hole of race queen idols
It's a bad place.
I'd love to see Juan Pablo in Le Mans.
Tbqh I'd love to see all F1 drivers in Le Mans.
>>76175523
>no Charlotte
>no Audrey
why?
>>76175552
you mean Jaime Alguesuari
Ed Carpenter is the official White House pick to win
>>76175549
started buffering for me too
>>76175520
Mate this race is insane, I've watched a few since Alonso announced his running,
When you see a 3 abreast rolling start with 33 cars all gunning it, it's like nothing else.
>>76175549
works fine for me
>>76175549
Fine on my end.
ABC stream just shat the bed here. Working for anyone else?
Pence is a good man. Id rather have him as prez than Trump
HOW MANY BINGS LADS I MAY HAVE TO GO RUN AN ERRAND
>>76175594
Paul Ryan pls
>>76175405
There is only one Alonso. His talent is beyond just F1.
>>76175604
it's gonna be president Hatch eventually tbqh
>>76175557
Ohhhh dear, that certainly sounds like an adventure for another day
>>76175598
about 30 bings
>>76175575
Nice proxy Indyshill
>>76175598
15 nuggets
>>76175593
watch brit bong espn here
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
>>76175608
>MSC
I am cry ;___;
>>76175598
15 bings I think.
>>76175593
same 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYetnfxq9vk
is holding up for the moment
>Please race mix, goyim
>>76175552
>you know remember Jennifer Becks
>>76175593
yup
why stream is ded my friends
>>76175615
>Rick Perry and Betsy DeVos are 14th and 15th in line for the presidency
>US ads: cancer drugs, cancer drugs, cars, cancer drugs
>UK ads: betting, betting, cars, betting
Anglos please
>>76175593
Alternative ABC stream
90176444c50df6c9a60acdd488a65e1593f9e869
>>76175640
Thats nothing, you should see Canadian ads.
>>76174004
based
>>76175651
She's turned on by the penis noses
BTsport is sucking major Alonso dick its kind of cringe
>>76175670
at least anglos have their ads only before the race
and not during it
>>76175615
Hi Louise!
so will alonso go for the wec next year?
>>76175651
You now remember this.
>>76175554
I play this one like 10 times on a loop every time I get really wasted.
Check it out
It's perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Hh2G_Ygh8
>>76167519
Turn 4 / J stand pretty based
>>76175693
Alonso is a cool guy and isn't afraid of anything.
He deserves it. I'd suck his dick too IRL.
t. no homo
when does this start
>>76175678
This one works, based Bulgaria
>>76175693
Alonso is literally our guy.
>>76175715
>>76175693
He's bringing so much attention to this race over here it's kind of incredible, like the Indy 500 is being shown in pubs.
and here we have jake and a guy with no legs
>>76175670
Oi you cheeky cunt!
>interviewing hollywood celebrities
Let's fucking not.
>tfw Button pissed in Alonso's seat today
>>76175738
>>76175726
NEW
Alonso is a faggot and his Briatore pal is even worse of a faggot.
>>76175748
Don't be
>that
guy.
>>76175732
25min
>>76175679
That fucking Chevy ad. You'll know the one when you see it Ruskie.
>>76175740
Michael strahan looks funny in this cartoon
>>76175554
>>76175719 again
Also Britbro, I've found this super convenient website that let's you download songs from Youtube as .mp3 files.
You might like that.
http://convert2mp3.net/en/
Also another awesome track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKH22QOhc7I
>>76175719
>Honorary flag wavers
Make any of these people speaking stop
>>76175761
delete this
>>76175760
will Alonso take Button penalty?
>>76175670
This
Their new world order agenda is showing
>>76175761
Putler is more of a faggot so stfu.
>>76175738
Alonso is /f1/'s guy. not OUR guy.
>>76175670
UK degenerate lad culture yobbos > american degenerate frat bros
>>76175715
I really don't, the only interesting thing about Sutil was Jen.
>>76175809
and we are /f1/
burgers gtfo
what stream are you watching guys? ABC here
asking for the memes
>>76175809
Well, we yuros are taking over today so yes, he is OUR guy.
>>76175748
Alonso played PlayStation Indycar.
Literally /v/'s guy.
>>76175833
brit bong ESPN
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
>>76175831
this 2bh
>>76175833
ESPN UK, fuck the Burgers.
Also Alonso confirmed for LE MANS
>>76175839
>>76175628
Certainly a damn shame.. I really feel for his son who is racing pretty well now in Formula 3. It has to be so painful and empty doing well in racing, and having your greatest and closest inspiration not really there to be proud of you.
>>76175850
>>76175860
is it good?
>>76175862
ok Ricky
was Hinch just talking to midgets?
>>76175860
>Also Alonso confirmed for LE MANS
What was said, i missed it?
>>76175806
b a s e d
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>76175871
It's sucking on Alonso's dick. I like it.
NEW?
>>76175871
>is it good?
quality is acceptable
less ads than burgers
and most importantly>>76175891
so yes it is good
NO NEW THREADS UNTIL THE F1 FAGGOTS LEAVE
don't tell me I'm going to have these fucking commercials on ABC during the race
>>76175885
He said that he's out for the triple crown and F1 is ticked, all he has left is Indy and Le Mans.
kelly C got super fat wtf
>>76175889
>>76175894
Fuck off we are still on page 3
What's with all the anti marijuana ads on my stream?
>>76175909
>>76175909
>>76175909
new thread
>>76175871
>>76175719
>>76175780
Thanks breh, I'm bookmarking all of these to listen to during late night driving.
>>76175913
>expecting anything else from the Americommercials
Watch the UK stream lad
>>76175913
Yes, welcome to every sport in america
Chevy rolling out the dumb cannon fodder
>>76175941
got an ACE link by any chance?
>>76175915
Is he gonna be ok with a class win or does he need to win outright? Peugeot/Alonso 2019?
>>76175956
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
>>76175970
Outright win.
>>76175956
f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
>>76175956
Got the keys crtl and f by any chance?
>>76175970
>>76175984
Class win should still count. Win is a win.
>>76175970
Outright, he's probably gunning for LMP1. Why would he even race with GT or GT2?
>>76175780
So you take a compressed audio file, mux it into video file, upload it to YT, so the service compresses it again and then you use another online service that remuxes YT video and compresses the audio to mp3 again.
It would be probably better if you took some diarrhea and inject it into your ears. That way, you would at least be listening to some genuine crap.
also, thx for bombing children in middle east so i can watch falonso race indy car
WELL DONE US&A
>>76176027
which lmp1 team would he go with?
>>76174186
I want to see her bared tits taking Gs in slowmo
>>76175796
Not sure whether they apply those to the car (like engine change penalties) or to the driver. I doubt they'll nail Nando for Jenson's fuckup
>>76176060
It actually outputs audio at a pretty good and acceptable quality.
>enjoying music without terrible overhead is now the same as killing people in the middle east
Wew
Fuck lads, nerves are shot
Hot Italian housemate in kitchen when I was making pre-race coffee
>>76176279
What's his name?
>>76176303
Cheeky cunt
>>76176336
That's a strange name :^)
>>76176303
>7
Nick Papagiorgio
>>76176369
>ok we're now going to check how good you little kids are with the alphabet
>melissa step forward
>now come to the board cheeky cunt
ebin
>>76176369
Fucking hell I'm getting BTFO by an Aussie
Glad this thread is well past bump limit, no one will witness my defeat
>>76176482
I saw it
>>76176526
Well don't tell anyone, Or we'll leave the EU again or something
>>76176482
We all saw it lad. Embrace the defeat.
how many bongs until start?
also someone make a new thread
why are americans so fucking cringe
>>76176679
New thread is already over 300 posts, m8...
>>76175909
>>76175909
>>76175909
>>76176482
WITNESSED
>>76176818
I like turtles
>>76174687
Yep, that's him
McLonso takes the lead !