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Geelong def Port Adelaide
Sydney def by Hawthorn
Western Bulldogs def St Kilda
Melbourne def Gold Coast
Richmond def Essendon
Adelaide destroy Fremantle
Collingwood v Brisbane at 1:10pm AEST at MCG
Carlton v North Melbourne at 3:20pm AEST at ES
West Coast v GWS at 2:40pm AWST at DS
Tipping Collingwood Carlton and West Coast.
See if you can spot the test. This is an easy one.
reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.
>>76163518
anonymous on can't get laid watch
anonymous on mum didn't buy him a blow up doll so he can't get laid like RC watch
Basedbane tbqh lads.
Stream stuck loading for me on feed4u and even a few other sites. Anyone else able to view on feed4u?
Who /top4/ here?
who /dabloos/ here?
Brisbane please win
>>76163830
Actually no live streams are loading on my computer on any browser whatsoever, not even 7live, just stuck on the loading wheel. The fuck am I supposed to do?
hawks lads
Fuck sake Brisbane, was fun while it lasted
>>76163900
>>76163830
Eh started loading somehow, now need Elliott to score one more and there's a cheeky $20 for the day
>>76163992
Hope he goes goalless for the rest of the game
bit of banter on the stream lads
straffo
Was reading about WalkingDead then started thinking I was going to see walkers everywhere so now I’m watching an ep of Cheers so I can sleep
>>76163996
Kek m8, Fasolo 2 more now
HEAVE HO UNNA
Fuck Collingwood are a bunch of diving pricks.
>>76163305
iggs will win, must be carlshit
god brisbane are shit
>>76163305
So if North win and you get 2/3 you'll just say that was a test right? And say you actually tipped north? If GWS win you'll just say you actually tipped gws and that that was the test. 3/3 every time, weak.
DEAD THREAD
DEAD POOPOOPEEPEE
>>76164559
>if dis happens and dis happens yuh 3/3!!!
You're a fucking idiot. I specifically stated that therewas only one test in here. If Carlton and West Coast both lose, then my tip can only be 2/3. Anyway looks like you already failed the test, good job buddy.
>>76164599
You already get a bonus point this week for tipping both the cats and the rigging in the same match
>Collingshit
>pies could lose to the lions
Brisbane getting rigged back into this
Come on Brisburgers
>if Collongwood win they get the 4 points
>if Collingwood lose Buckley is gone
Which do they want?
ok here we go
relocate suns to tassmania
add in darwin dangermen and canberra bulls
introduce a crossbar and have shots that go over the crossbar 6 and those that go under worth 3, furthermore run ins between the goals with the ball will result in 2 points and a conversion kick from 50 metres
>>76164674
>not relocating the saints to canberra
>not relocating the demons to darwin
>not folding/merging GWS, Eagles, North and Bulldogs
hmm
>Beat Swans
>Beat Cats
>Beat Hawks
>LOSE TO BRISBANE
Anyone got a stream to the north game
Collingwood getting rigged hard here. Eddie must want Buckley to stay on.
>>76164693
GWS already have the Canberra market though
Honestly I don't see any established AFL team moving, the chance for that passed when norf told the AFL to fuck off. Gold Coast could move or fold but it would have to happen pretty soon. Much higher chance the AFL sticks to selling games to keep up a fanbase in areas without a team, as it is far less risky.
>>76164779
>Eddie must want Buckley to stay on.
no shit
Setting up nice and early for the norfing
My tips for next week:
Hawthorn
Adelaide
Gold Coast
GWS
Richmond
Collingwood
A number of these are tests. I won't tell you which ones they are and how many there are
>8.1
What the fuck is going on?
>>76164839
That'That's not a test that's you just being a sook because mine was too hard for you.
>>76164885
>YUH BEING A SOOK
Seething.
I'm currently on 87/87 this year, bitchboi. You're not even close.
>Collingwood win by 50 and practically would've won with their 3/4 score
>/afl/ is making it sound like they were a chance of losing
Sad.
>>76164898
Reality Cunt on aborted tip god status watch
>muh 7/7
Wanting to tip well is pure selfishness. By tipping well you please only yourself, by tipping shit you bring joy to many.
CAN'T TIP FOOTY
CAN'T TIP SOCCER
CAN'T TIP WHEN HIS WIFE'S BULL WILL FOCK 'AH
Umpire cunts trying to turn the afl into a non-contact sport
Norf setting themselves up for >norf
>>76164983
Na, this is one of those games where norf plays really well so their fans get to see how far they could have gone without the norfish results.
It's a vital part of maintaining a true norf cycle
>dat bounce
good kick lads
How much are North for the flag? Think it might be worth getting on them.
>Boomer is off having 50 disposal, 10 goal games in bush league
They could've been legit flag favourites ;_;
>>76165136
I think they are at $101 now
I chucked a cheeky dollar on them at $251, which was right after the Adelaide game
>>76165136
>ten goals
http://websites.sportstg.com/round_info.cgi?a=MATCH&fixture=124776502&c=0-3913-0-435896-0&pool=1
He kicked nine
Iggs or Giants
Guys help me. This is an important one for me in my comp.
>>76165190
Think he may have got the 3 votes regardless
>tfw NORF is only ever one goal away
lesweatingman.mp3
>>76165190
what a hack, thank god norf got rid of him
>>76165211
Iggs
Thank you Sav Rocca
>>76165214
IT BEGINS
>>76165223
Gut is telling me iggs
But head tells me GWS is a better team
>>76165211
Iggs are going to get thoroughly exposed
Why are these threads so DEAD recently?
Are we, dare I say it, a poomunity?
>>76165262
Actually doing all right for mid-season. Years ago used to get 50 posts for the entire weekend
North about to get NORF'D
>>76164674
wouldn't kicking under the horizontal take a lot more skill?
shiggles EXPOSED
Why was poopooa not penalised for running through the line and shoulder charging michael gordon?
Carlton are going to win this desu. The only reason why North are ahead is due to their accuracy hacks.
is >norf happening?
NORF
*NORFing intensifies*
>Carlton must win
norf status = norf
Biggest margin of the game was 45 points
>norf
NORF
>norf
>>76165310
the reasoning is that it creates a distinction between long and deep play and have more variety of tactics perhaps if the 3 and 6 were reversed during set shots
>Choke is spread out over half a game
Kinda boring. I prefer the last 5 minute specials.
It's like watching a train crash in slow motion
What happened to the hands in the back rule?
>this collapse
LMAO
>>76165563
kek'd so hard that day
>>76165572
It was a good >Norf, but my personal favourite was when port kicked about 7 goals in the last 10 mins against them back when port were struggling to stay out of the bottom 4
This would be an all time NORF if it was the last quarter.
Why did I tipp fucking North
would be funny if this was the last quarter, but I unironically think NORF will still win it
UP DA FUCKING BLOOS
>it's happening again
The """skills""" in this game are atrocious.
Don't fuck this up Carlton. Give us >norf
>NORF
god greene is the biggest fucking faggot, most punchable face i've ever seen
>>76165674
I hope someone runs him over
Carlton pls
retard fight!
>mfw when i cashed out a multi that only had north win left at the end of the 1st
thanks for the money sportsbet
>NORF
>tfw tipped norf
>>76165718
>tfw support norf
>>76165718
who wouldn't carlton have been average and their best defender went down for the season last game
The wind must be pretty strong at docklands
what are your thoughts about the LGBT round next year?
>>76165756
Well yeah it's a pretty windy day.
>>76165762
disrespectful towards Bachar Houli
Carlton Blues, more like Carlton Lose
>>76165762
srs?
shouldn't even be a nigger round, its sport not political agenda
I really wanted a Norf ffs
>NORF IS STILL ON LADS
>>76165807
if you support liberal causes, you can inject it into anything and claim the moral high ground "at least i'm not a bigot abloo bloo bloo etc."
>>76165807
isnt this the nigga round?
NORF not on, m8s
yaynorf
2/2 let's see if I get the third tip right...
0/2 considering the test. Better luck next week/life
If iggs stuff up my 9/9 i will Manchester perth
>>76165979
>He still hasn't figured out what the test was
No one in this thread did. You're all fucking stupid as fuck.
>>76165982
gunning for my first 9/9 this year too, but with GWS
>>76165982
>>76165995
>tfw tipped swans dons and blues
JUST
I could have had dat 9/9 but i tipped Swans reee
ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY
>>76165711
>Not riding it out
Pathetic.
>>76166057
>DUH GANOOOOOOOOO xD xD
Dumbass, I'm still well on track for 8/9 this week.
> can't tip footy
> can't tip cricket
> can't tip who is destroying his spirit
1/9 by my calculations, considering all the tests
>h-he can't tip guyz he doesn't get any of them right I swear!
You do realize the silent majority here aren't falling for your bullshit?
"silent majority here aren't falling for your bullshit?"
poetry.
kek, dance puppet
OK Well it looks like I'm going to get GWS correct so allow me to explain the test to you all right now.
>>76163305
The test was that Collingwood was the only correct one of the lot!
>>76164421
You were the closest, but you still failed the test completely. Good on you for trying though.
Listening on radio, what happened to Kennedy?
would be great if this was some new low of narrative abortion, but sadly this is the all too familiar par for the course for realcuckpleb.
1/9 reminder
Can we stop enabling this low effort shitposting?
>>76166191
Achilles injury I believe
>Iggles losing at home
Season over?
>>76166153
This will now be claimed as a test.
Good game 2bh
Darling is the shookest player in the league.
>worst cuck shitgles
kek
K E K
KEK
GREENED
kek, getting bullied on your own flat track
lgtss
FLAT
where the fuck is perthchink at
Who 8/9
Perthgook on suicide watch
>can't win at home
>can't win at the MCG
when do we fold this pathetic club?
What happened to my boy Stevie J? Not seeing him on the team sheet.
da fuck
>>76166299
Reporting in. Doesn't seem to be any rigged games on Sundays this year.
can we stop calling the iggs "flat-track bullies"? it's pretty stupid, as it is pretty obvious that when against good teams, they cannot bully on their flat track
>not even playing the song
Why are worst Australians such sore losers?
>not playing the song because you're that furious
Kek WAutists
>>76165995
victory, the meat tray is as good as mine!
>>76166332
You don't know what flat track bully means
NRL follower here with a passing interest in AFL
Why are GWS so good and the Suns so shit?
>>76166350
Because the Suns are a sporting team on the Gold Coast.
AFL follower here with zero interest in NRL
Why do they players piss in their own mouth, smear shit on hotel walls, & stick fingers up people's bums on field?
>>76166350
GWS have good football academies in the football heartlands of the Albury-Wodonga region.
GWS made smart recruitment choices poaching some midfielders who still had some scope for improvement like Scully and Ward. Locked in some proven veterans like Heath Shaw and Shane Mumford to give a chop out.
Gold Coast blew millions on Gary Ablett who racked up 40+ possessions in every game but didn't really give his team mates any experience to work off.
GWS have had a stable coaching panel. Picked up Sheedy in the first year for marketing value, but he's also been influential in giving the side a bit of cunt about them. Leon Cameron had a good apprenticeship at the Hawks.
Gold Coast had Guy McKenna for a few years then shafted him out only to pick up Rodney Eade who is getting old and cares about himself too much.
I think the environment is a factor too, teams up in the Gold Coast never do too well and I think it's too easy for young guys to get sucked into the party life.
But overall it's just horrible management by the Suns. I'd actually argue that the Suns draft picks are overall better than GWS, but GWS have much more depth on account of all the mature aged recruits they brought in.
>>76166404
for the keks
Who /top 4%/
Stop Shuey = stop the iggles rings true again.
Very disappointed today lads.
>>76166467
Still 3 tips behind me mate, good job though.
>>76166622
>yeah you did good mate but I'm better
just can't help yourself aye
>>76166622
Post proof
>>76166299
here
fucking shitney let me down
>>76166622
epin
>Still no proof
Looks like the reality finally hit him
>>76166467
>not being absolutely shit at tipping
https://streamable.com/8gmag
lmao BT why
Congrats on 1/9 shartality fat, better than usual
>sound of silence when the shitgles lose
fucking poetry lads
these roaches have scuttled under the fridge
>tfw on more glorious week of >us being on top of the table
got to savour the good times tßh
walkgod
Sean is fat lmao
Can we get our own version going lads?
>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use
Reality Check on Tip God watch.
>>76195694
trip on faggot
Based RC
>>76196921
Trip on
*waits in humble silence for the return of the Tip God*
>>76197117
Trip on
>have 2 hour uni seminar
>there was this chick sitting across from me with huge tits who kept on stretching
>the shirt was a buttoned one as well
>visible gap in the best place
Based Tip God WILL post ITT if I pray hard enough
>scrumtouch
>>76197537
Trip on RealShitPleb ltd
>checking tipping leaderboard with all these people on 63+
>Usernames are all like Teagan95, SarahKR, Rebecca90
Women are the smarter gender in all honesty
Reality GOD where art thou
>>76197829
Not at the top of a tipping board kek
Also trip on
>>76197922
Ye of little faith
>>76193120
>stealing memes
honestly >we should get a flag-bearer one going
Reality God on king of /afl/ watch
>>76198552
Trip on you shameless faggot
last for walkGOD
>>76193120
You already steal all our other memes so go ahead.
Kek the absolute state of this poomunity Pathetic
>>76198863
>our memes
>implying
>>76198206
>>76198863
>tfw I added the manly edit
Schapelle Corby did literally nothing wrong
>>76199154
is that you anon u fat cun :DD
last for reality check is a faggot
Does this "sport" have any rules besides kick it through big sticks?
>>76199358
Exemplary post
>/anusfingering/ always lower on the page
how does /afl/ stay so muscular and elite?
>>76199400
No it doesnt. There are no tactics at all. You just kick the ball thru the big poles
Who here actually makes money on footy bets?
RC need not apply
>reality god
>elite
select both
Why does the AFLel push politics so hard?
It's fucking cancer
>“lol I'm 5% aborigine lol I'm black xDDDD indigenous jerseys lol xDDDD“
They don't look bad tbf, but the AFL really needs to become more apolitical
>>76193120
>le 13 player game
>>76197367
>visible gap in the best place
fugggg fond memories of sitting next to big tittied girls in high school science class and their button shirt would fold so I could see all dat bra and breast meat
unnnfffff
Also a reminder that during the captcha posting error only those who pay to come to this shit site could post and surprise surprise it was fake RC samefagging. poothetic.
>>76199400
It's mandatory to assault a new zealander before entering the field of play and also to racially taunt indigenous opposition players.
Reality God
>>76201772
>max. 20% abbo
>“indigenous“
>“lol I'm black now xDDDD“
Once in my lifetime I'll burn that disgusting flag
>>76201586
>rc isnt poor
>half of /afl/ is
More like poorfl right
Reminder that spending loose change on frivolous shit isn't a sign of wealth, just stupidity.
>>76201586
Yeah she was wearing one of those black lacey bras...
Please RC bless me with your tipping powers
>>76214000
Trip on you sad fuck
Based RC
>>76216110
Trip on
Reality GOD
RC confirmed for Matt
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
RC confirmed for Tip God
>"Victoria had 23 individuals on Saturday. Not one looked like playing in a winning team and not one came out of the match with his reputation enhanced."
>"Barely 500 spectators showed up at the boutique North Port Oval in Port Melbourne, the recipient of $8 million in redevelopment money only a year or two ago, while there was just a handful of Victorian officials at the pre and post-match functions."
>"And it was simply embarrassing to see the Victorian players turn up to the official function in their civvies – T-shirts and jeans – while their uniformed conquerors proudly displayed the black and gold colours of their State."
Cucktoria utterly and comprehensively beaten, battered, bruised and bollocksed from pillar to post by Elite, Muscular Bestralians.
https://thewest.com.au/sport/the-tuesday-wafl---vfl-demise-a-warning-to-wa-football-ng-b88491770z
>>76217086
I wish State of Origin was still a thing, it was elite back in the 90s. But regardless, even back then - much like today - no one gave the slightest shit about Sandgropers being involved.
SA v VIC > bye week > WA v whomever.
>>76217201
Saw some proposed lineups last year and WA vs VIC would be a good game today.
SA are hilariously bad now. NSW would beat them
>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse
Lads, how do we fix state football?
AFL reserves split from VFL, SANFL and WAFL when?
>>76217477
AFL reserves can't exist without the VFL dying.
Reality Check on Tip God Watch
>>76217659
trip on faggot
>>76217641
VFL becomes top tier of metro (or all) leagues with relegation? Playoffs from winners of div 1 comps for promotion?
Wherefore art thou, Reality God?
@76218474
Trip on
>>76218474
Centrelink collecting your DSP like usual Bitchality Cunt, trip on WORM
All hail Royalty Christ
Did mum only cook you 6 tendies instead of 8 today Realty Cheque is that it? Is that why you are shameless bumping a midweek /afl/ thread uselessly with your trip off. Truly the bottom of the barrel for you wogalucci, poothetic.
Reality check please save us from the plebs
Third night in a row my neighbour over the back fence has put on Wish You Were Here at a retarded volume at midnight. A yuge improvement over Tool, but I think he's cracked.
How I wish.. how I wish RC was here...
He is always with us
Based RC
Why does the noisy minority keep trying to get this RC meme over? We already know he's a penniless loser living at home who knows nothing about sports
Reality Check
>>76229583
>disappears from 9-5 so he probably works
>regularly missing from Friday night and Saturday night game threads until 2am which suggests he's being out partying with friends
>Is in the top 5% in the Crownbet tipping competition and regularly posts screengrabs of big gambling wins
>Has an oracle like ability to predict rigged games and upsets
He's the best thing about this community tbph, all this trip on/muh narrative rot is far more annoying, I say live and let live
>>76233994
Trip on, this is blatant
>>76233994
trip on faggot
You can't wreck the Reality Check. You know it I know it, don't deny it.
TIP GOD I SUMMON THEE TO THIS THREAD
>>76229583
the noisy minority is the reality cunt.
time to /crackatinny/ lads
Reality Check is my God.
I praise RC everyday and thank thee for blessed tips from the RC God.
>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use
>>76233994
>disappears from 9-5 so he probably works
bumping a thread with your trip off isn't a job faggot
>>76233994
I bet RC is a leb
Remember that time he killed that abbo?
>>76233994
>shitposting isn't a job
>2am means you're an Eastern states shit
>partying
kek guess you've aborted paragliding and coaching a girls footy team.
You truly are a poothetic human
>>76233994
> usually posts before 5pm
> goes missing when his tips are wrong, when he is btfo or when someone asks for proof
> complains about umpball, thrown matches, picks both sides or picks 'tests'
I'd tell you to turn right at the fork in the river to get to the launching pad with the rocket that will take you to the 2017 AFL Grand Final sound stage on the dark side of the moon but you'd find a way to fuck that up simple directions too.
>tinfoil canoe
Can't wait to make some cash when Reality Check comes back lads
fifth night in a row now, Wish You Were Here again, maybe it's his DUDE WEED album or something.
>>76237003
He's a wop, direct lineage to Machiavelli, according to his rotting narrative.
Last for Reality God
>>76238993
a Wogs a Wog
How wog is gary lyon?
RC
We <3 u Reality God
I can't believe they're allowing Adelaide Oval to be befouled by the NRsmell. They'll put poo on the walls.
fugg doyoda gamry made :D :D
fugg look at me yellow hat made :D :D
gant bead thad daste :DDD
It's not fair lads
>>76251369
Same lad, everyone I know except me is eligible for it. Only managed to make around 3K by trading crypto and sports betting instead...
>>76251389
>tfw formatted hard drive and lost dogecoin wallet because it was all just a big joke 10 years ago
http://www.news.com.au/sport/why-im-terrified-to-attend-a-game-of-football/news-story/dd22103f794bd052f27fa8bf952956a8?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook
Fuck you homophobes
Who's your wildcard? Suns for me
>>76251436
>In fact when former Newcastle Knights footballer Ryan Stig referred to homosexuality as a “spiritual disease” in 2013, he personally wrote to me after my angry response to tell me that “I know it to be true that you are not born this way, I had dinner with a guy who was gay for 17 years on Saturday night before he met Jesus”.
>>76251436
>medium=Facebook
why are there women in my /afl/?
don't think im ever getting a job
might be having to kill myself soon, having to financially rely on my parents at age 20 is just too shameful
Pick one, EOFY discounts, 20 bucks off all bookings over 45 minutes
Leaning towards Charlotte
>>76251695
same when I was 20
Now I'm some years older than that and I have an internship in us congress lined up. We're all gonna make it
>>76251871
definitely eden lad
>green eyes
>fat tits
>fair complexion
just
>>76251871
>coco
>african american
Don't you dare pass up the chance to fuck a legit basketball american
>come back to 4chan
>see this thread is still here
>find leejun spamming in "support" of me to make out that I'm a samefag
The most pathetic display of trolling I've seen from the neckbeards yet. Get a life dickheads.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
tfw no gf with bangs haircut
>>76252114
>>76252116
>14 second reply
Imagine being this obsessed with Reality God
>strafflord still hasn't taken down the pinned tweet
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76252117
grim
Don't particularly want poort to win.
>>76252299
They will win. The real question is the spread which currently stands at -38.5. Not having Wingard in the side makes that a tricky prospect. I'm tipping Port 1-39 for tonight's bet.
Just put my house on hawks by 40
*tips against Geelong @ Kardinia for the third week in a row*
s-surely they can't get away with it again
Never fucking reply to me again, you purulent discharge.
>>76252359
Objectively Adelaide should slaughter them. I'm sure Gil will make this a "close" game though.
>>76252359
Geelong will win. Crows can't into Kardinia, and haven't faced a comparable team since round 1.
>>76252326
Wingard is a hype babby. Never developed into the footballer his earlier potential suggested he would.
Tipster genius here, the bet is Hawthorn +38.5 4/10
>>76252114
Funny that you automatically jumped to the conclusion that it wasn't genuine. You don't even believe in the possibility that anyone would you around.
Can't believe your own hype and drowning in self-loathing. Many such cases! Sad!
Ladbrokes has port to win by 20+ at $2
Free money
Feel kind of bad desu
rip grandpa straffo
>>76252719
The silent majority do not spam shit with >LE BASED RC xD xD, that is classic plebocratic behaviour.
>>76252773
>still no likes
kek poothetic, his mum wrote it for him too that obese retard can't write anything longer than 140 characters.
>noisy minority spam "muh based RC" all week
>goes straight back to the long-dead 'silent majority' meme
FUGGIN
PAFETIK
>Conspiracy Check
>>76252809
Yeah that's right you are the noisy minority. You can simpson post all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you and your cronies have wasted a whole week on this gimmick.
>Same thread from last week
Kinda smells of death.
>>76252719
>You don't even believe in the possibility that anyone would you around.
bit rich, projectorvirgin
Umpire sounds about 13.
>Never tear up the tarps
Disgusting
Fremantle or Collingwood, lads?
>>76252858
The face in the OP sums it up
>>76252903
Collingwood desu, based Cox should be playing this one I think
Cringe
>>76252903
Fremantle
Why are Poort still wearing their coon jumper?
>>76252910
that's a disadvantage tho
I'm watching AFL live on Channel 7
>>76252932
Because it looks good.
On a similar note, is the Hawthorn guernsey they're wearing their home or away top? Haven't watched them for a while and it just seems too yellow from what I remember.
>>76252932
Each team usually wears it for the home crowd if they played interstate during the round.
100+ points desu if Port kick straight.
Keen for some roach meat
>port pandering to darkies 2 weeks in a row
>>76252980
(you)
Which team do you think has the most abo supporters
>>76252992
I feel like it's essenshit
>>76252957
This
>>76253000
West coat, pretty much every abo in wa goes for them:
>port ahead in free kicks 5-0
*sips* but that's none of my business
A narrative is like a diaper because Reality Check uses tons of them every week.
>>76252952
That's their home Guernsey, as there is no clash with port they can wear it but still have to wear the white shorts.
>>76253009
Port are allowed to win as long as it doesn't hurt the teams that have paid the corrupt officials to win final spots...
I'm convinced that Impey is a plant.
Are Hawthorn tanking?
They've got to be... right?
>>76253034
>tanking when they don't even get a first round pick
> claims conspiracies
> fails to post proof
classic conspiracy check
>>76253046
Who are you talking too? Your imaginary friendo?
>>76253034
Gave away their first pick.
So they are tanking to give saints a good draft.
I smell an AFL narrative, thoughts RC?
>>76253053
trip on faggot
>>76253034
Their first pick in the draft is GWS' second lmao
I n-n-never post without t-the official t-trip. T-t-this isn't a c-copout I use s-so I can praise myself w-without t-t-the trip, l-leejun.
Fuck this shit
>>76253086
Why you mad, it's pretty comfy from where I'm sitting.
>>76253082
What are you doing? This is embarrassing
>The last 60 seconds
Clarkson looks like he's going to punch someone.
>>76253097
Turn your fucking trip on, Conspiracy Check
>>76253055
Good call. St. Kilda certainly need it. They've consistently proven without Riewoldt the team is a piece of shit. Without draft picks, they'll be the next Brisbane Lions once he's gone and Gil wants all teams to be as even as possible.
>>76253082
Pure autist at its finest
why are port ""contenders"" for their high percentage from smashing shit teams but the iggs are called flat track bullies? port ARE SHIT
RC so elite
>>76253097
>>76253114
>minute between posts
Rapist Chook confirmed defending himself without the trip
>>76253117
I know im sick of this smash shit teams and lost to top 4 teams in a tight one meme
>>76253114
Gil is literally a St Kilda supporter too.
Thank you based Gil
>>76253112
Kek
>implying it was RC, he has no reason to hide who he is or his opines.
Bigfooty is dead and it's only quarter time.
Based Reality God
>>76253110
This is the real conspiracy, the board know they can never get rid of Clarko so they are rigging the games by paying off players to do extra shit to induce an aneurysm or heart attack.
>Royalty Christ
>ever getting a tip wrong
Pick one
reality cunt on reverse nostradamus watch.
>>76253125
Honoured to be named RC la
But not that bases unfortunately
>>76253132
>>76253147
>63 seconds between posts
Turn your fucking trip on Arse E
>6.5 to 0.0
KEK
Reality God on massive cock watch
I ah think Hawthorn will get less primetime games next year
>>76253117
I don't think they're "contenders" they really struggle against the top tier teams. Though they aren't shit, and smashing shit teams is everybody's job.
t. Port supporter
>>76253132
>>76253147
>post times
trip on you fuggin poothetic useless wog
>>76253160
yeah, massive cock up his arse watch.
>>76253160
Reality Cunt has always been on a massive cock. Ask his wife.
Based RC > Poosterbitch
>>76253174
>talking to a blow up doll
>>76253182
>blow up doll
His blow up doll broke up with him
I saw Straffo naked with pig nose and ears on omegle
fuck mates i think the GF is going to be a duhby this year
>>76253159
Kek
>>76253190
>Freo making the finals, let alone the granny
Heh.
>>76253190
Showdown*
>>76253186
KEK smart choice
>>76253200
He means Adelaide and Port you troglodyte.
>>76253210
That would be dahby.
I think Realovic Wog is doing his breathing exercises
Anyone else catch Bruce's "really makes you think" in the first quarter?
>awfulthorn
If the GF is a showdown it WILL BE THE BIGGEST EVENT IN SPORTS HISTORY
>>76253034
>...
yuck, don't do that here on 4chan buddy
What's the highest score vs 0? Anything higher than the 64-0 of Kangaroos vs Crows from earlier this year?
>>76253242
t. 5AA
>>76253155
>unashamedly phoneposting
>>76253252
Torrens Valley 85.25 (535) defeated Callington/United Eagles 0.0 (0), Hills Football League Country Division in 2009.
>>76253215
Called a showdown in south Aus, and it would be awesome, but I don't think port have the legs for final series.
>>76253269
>85.25 (535)
Must've been a strong breeze.
>>76253269
Now in professional state leagues or afl
>hes a big guy
FOR YOU BRUCE
>>76253264
Haven't posted from pic since smartphones have been a thing
>50-1
kek
KEK
>>76253274
Nah, Callington were legit the worst team in the country. Here's some other scores they conceded at the time.
>75.37 (487) to Gumeracha
>67.43 (445) to Kersbrook
>65.42 (432) to Torrens Valley
>66.30 (426) to Meadows
>64.38 (422) to Torrens Valley
>63.42 (420) to Birdwood
>64.33 (417) to Kersbrook
This was two seasons worth of being BTFO.
>>76253288
You couldn't even use smartphones on 4chan until a few years ago
>>76253292
Fuck they scored.
Think Hawks might come back, lads. Worth a risky $20.
>>76253298
And
>80.22 (502) to Kersbrook
>>76253300
>Not hitting the tradition web browser button on your superior android device... to shot post on 4chan
>>76253252
Geelong vs Melbourne, Round 19, 2008
>9.7.61 vs 0.0.0
Collingwood vs Brisbane, Round 8, 2016
>8.13.61 vs 0.0.0
Only other high ones I can find. Maybe 64 is the record.
>>76253305
You're dreaming. They'll do even worse in the second half.
>>76253288
>Haven't posted from pic
getting btfo by your autocorrect, phoneposter
>>76253298
>>76253306
Did they put the u/9s out? How is that even possible
>>76253315
>to shot post
still getting btfo by autocorrect, phoneposter
how's typing at 20 wpm on your little postage stamp screen going?
Oh no lads, Hawks scored another POINT!
must've thought we were playing tomorrow night lads
ahah .. ahaha HAHAH
>>76253317
Back in 1899, Geelong kicked 23.24 (162) to St. Kilda 0.1 (1), so St. Kilda might have kicked the point in the second half.
I'm joking, St. Kilda had the first scoring shot of the game. For real
>>76253317
>8.13
Talk about wasted opportunities. If they kicked straight that record wouldn't be touched.
>>76253337
Average joes, ring ins and old blokes most likely against methed up tradies and probably former state league guys who take it seriously
>>76253305
Put it on the line.
>>76253333
>>76253345
Muh team is thumping the hawks right now could literally not give a shit
>>76253383
>literally
>>76253383
>being happy that your side is beating another side that has lost 5+ games by more than 60 points
typical poort mentality
>>76253369
Nah, Port are the team that choked a 40-50 point lead against Brisbane in multiple games.
Sam Pang and Mick Molloy
>>76253337
Probably a lack of numbers.
I think one of the other teams had a player on 62 goals before they played Callington, he ended up with 40 goals for the game and broke the ton with his 38th.
Hawthorn will kick a goal before HT
>>76253414
Based
Don't think Hawks have any chance of getting back into the game
>Bruce openly barracking for Hawthorn
Makes you think
>>76253394
Back when daniel motlop was ports best player
>>76253392
Why shouldn't I be happy? Hawthorn have flogged us in the past and will again in the future...it's how sports work.
>Hawthorn's lowest scoring game before this one was in 2007 where they scored just 31 points against Adelaide
>Before that it was in 1975 when they scored just 27 against Pies
AHAHAHAHA
>>76253416
Just checked, this was real.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/goal-quinton-kicking-on/news-story/815204c18b34878c7684bf4d4d8a2046
>>76253428
heh you can "literally" hear the tears in his voice. He loves the Hawks
>lowest half time score EVER
>lowest first half hawks score in their history
>>76253414
Based.
>>76253394
> implying the most successful professional football club ever are chokers
Kys
>>76253434
mate, >we've never flogged you.
especially in our premiership era, you were the team that >we used to struggle against
fuck, I tipped hawks
History in the making
>hawks
>>76253459
Fuck only tipped port by 45
>>76253453
lol
>>76253454
Looks like a flogging to me, 2011 season.
Bookmark this. Hawks will come back.
Commentators losing their mind watching their baby Hawthorn getting btfo. Became clear as day that the commentators are biased as fuck
Hopefully the 2nd half is a close one
jk I hope they don't score a goal
>retarded suns coach punching the wall
LOL
>>76253477
jee, when you ended up 16th?
no shit
>>76253477
Port got their shit kicked in just about every game that year. Think he's referring to the premiership years.
If digits, goaless game
>half time
>0.3
>>76253485
It's because they know Hawthorn are a much better side and honestly would be winning if Cyril was playing. So you have an injured champion being picked apart by some street bums and it just isn't fair.
>Based LLB btfo'ing cunts on House Rules
>>76253505
Either or, doesn't really matter you've gotta take the good years with the bad, it was a shit season and every loss stung, but it all comes around.
>Lowest half score EVER
>Mascot was literally a flower in the 20's and 30's because they were so bad
Kek I love Mick Molloy and Anh Do
>>76253559
What about based Sam Pang
Last two digits = Hawthorns final score.
>>76253603
Based
>>76253603
>3
Holy crackers!
>>76253603
Please be real.
>>76253603
>>76253603
kek
nice job lads
Umpires to the rescue. Get on the Hawks while you still can.
Oh for fucks sakes that free kick was pointless
>>76253603
Laughing hard right now, please happen
great goal umpire
boooooo
That was some bullshit umping
>>76253688
>bullshit umping
>hawthorn
what's new?
GIL HAS MADE THE CALL
I REPEAT
GIL HAS MADE THE CALL
U M P T H O R N E
Umpires to the rescue
BASED FUCKING UMPS
fucking KEK
the call has been made to make it a bit more competitive lads
>Port cry all week about "muh 5 metres"
>Now crying that it's paid
Noice.
COME BACK LADS
Literally turning off.
Fold this shitheap of a team. Can't even be competitive without umpiring. Jfc this is worse than Brisbane.
If you put 1000 bucks on hawthorn right now,, you stand to make six figures
this is the bet of the century fellas, jump on it
Hombsch wasn't even anywhere near the protected zone
>>76253724
>not folding artificial clubs first
hmmmm
>>76253477
>phoneposting
>>76253524
>phoneposting
>>76253741
Hawks are the most artificial club lad.
>>76253743
>>76253751
phoneposting autist enforcer is here lads
>>76253753
>not gws, west coast, gold coast, adelaide
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Port Adelaide: 67
Umpires: 12
Hawthorn: 3
How bad do you need to be to finish third in a two team match?
*scurries under the fridge*
>>76253787
still here lad
Umpires trying their hardest to get Hawthorn back into it
>>76253802
Thanks for pointing out years when the umpires won the premiership for a side, much appreciated
>>76253793
/blues/ here lad
Wait. Vickery was playing?
>>76253802
>imitating a facebook hawthorn supporter
fuck off m8
Vickery showing his blistering pace and deadly accuracy
>>76253802
>being proud of the worst triplehip in history
>literally won on the back of expansion clubs, umps and concessions
parfetik tbqh
>poort still goalless
Pretenders
heard drake and lil wayne are at adelaide oval in those glass rooms
>>76253843
>parfetik
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/pafetik/
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/parfetik/
know any other word you fucking autist?
>>76253850
its almost reminiscent of the round 4, 2015 game
>>76253858
Trip on
C O M E B A C K
>>76253858
trip on you fuggin pafetik human
>>76253858
Trip on noisy minority
>>76253769
This Gold Coast needs to fold... badly, shit team, shit colours, shit name, shit city.... need I go on.
heard nicki minaj are at adelaide oval in those glass rooms
Sometimes I think that Leejun don't even like AFL.
None of them talking about the game. Just a whole bunch of shitposting trying to get under my skin.
>>76253890
Fuck off cunt, nobody give a literal, metaphorical or spiritual shit for your autism.
>>76253899
Shit song too
>10.15
get the rope
>>76253919
Wouldn't know never heard it... need to win a game for it to be played.
>>76253899
Can we merge West Coast and Gold Coast, name the team the Coasters?
>>76253919
they should have drake lil wayne and nicki minaj to do there new song they love afl
>>76253935
Where would they be based? Gc or Wc
Danm red head hottie in new toyota add
>>76253944
Both.
Alternate home games between the two cities
>>76253944
Central Coast as a compromise
>>76253931
iktfb
>>76253951
I'd rather GC fold and the Thunder be admitted to the AFL. While closing fucking with clubs Melbourne should move to Hobart.
>>76253957
What would you call them?
Central coast cucks?
>tfw tomorrow is the greatest day on the sporting calendar
>>76253974
This
If the AFL is going to subsidise academies, they should be using them to produce the finest boongs money can buy
WE'RE GOING TO BROKE HEEL
>>76253974
Melbourne and Saints should merge and go to Tassie. Eagles should merge with Freo.
Gold Coast should just fold.
This should clear things up
>>76254018
not even phoneposting fuck my life
>Average round score - 0.42
How many people in that 58% have just given up on tipping this year and how many are just plain silly billies
>>76254018
I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL
>>76254025
Melbourne should merge with Hobart demons.
Considering how much of a footy state wa is they can support two teams, freo just needs a break.
Couldn't give a shit what happens to the saints.
>4 quarters
>4 goals
>4 behinds
Nice 4 peat poothorne.
>>76254072
thnx m8
Every time they say POWER PEPPA, I think of Peppa pig wearin a port Guernsey and a cape...fml
The love saying nearly as much as natnui
>>76253981
Sounds fine to me
How many goals did the Hawks get from the umpires? I tuned out after their first 2.
>>76254002
Pretty much, give abos, god tier sporting facilities, and breed them like the Americans do their niggers, to win Olympic Games and entertainment.
>>76253298
Fun fact. Since then, they merged with Bridgewater and won a Div 2 A grade Premiership in 2016.
>37k crowd
Centrelink must pay next week
>>76254171
5 degrees m8
>>76254171
TARPS
>>76254171
That's not too bad for a Thursday night. Half the teams can't even get that on a sunny weekend match.
>>76254194
That's a shit excuse.
>>76254209
ITS COLD
Andy Maher
>>76254171
To be fair, hawthorn is really a non event team for port supporters, no rivalry, no comradery and they are out of form...
>>76254225
Elite post
>>76254217
I was out there on the hill, in the rain last weekend. No excuses!
>>76254200
Shit I been thinking it was Friday,
>>76254259
Lay off the weed lad.
Wonder Woman you guys. Holy shit.
>>76254333
You actually paid to go see that?
So the question is can port lift their game, to beat any of the top 4 teams. They're definitely finals material, but I'm still seeing the gws crows dominated final series.
>>76254343
Also there was an 8yo (girl) kid in the back of the cinema and she was SO into it. Always thought those stories were made up. Nope. Legit.
>>76254353
Why you looking at 8yo kids for?
>21 more scoring shots
>Only win by 51
Kinda pathetic, desu.
>13.20 (TWENTY)
Port are a disgrace, bundled out in straight sets come finals
>>76254353
was she cute. what colour hair
>>76254364
>>76254379
(I’m guessing 8 but around that) “Where did the magic come from?” “She’s going to save the boy isn’t she” “Can I be Diana?”
>>76254396
PSA’s: No mid/end credit scenes. *actor redacted* is awesome. Gal Gadot fucking owns.
based fucking straffo
>>76254371
>>76254376
it's a good thing we didnt play a decent team
>>76254444
Based fucking digits
>13.20
this isn't a top4 side
>>76254444
Calling chips :fries: is not based
>>76254348
You're forgetting the fact that the bulldogs will get memed into another premiership. It doesn't matter what Adelaide, Port, GWS or whoever do.
>>76254415
Taking the missus to see it gold class, nice to know it's good
>>76254537
Its not good, that was straffo's opinion
>>76254571
That's how you know it's good.
>>76254580
> complains about no one talking about the footy
> only talks about his unproven conspiracies and his shitty tipping
classic conspiracy check
>>76254656
I talked about the game dickhead. You talked about me.
>LE U R DIGHED XDXD
APOLOGISE
>>76254710
Calm down fuckwit. You should go back to /b/, seriously.
>>76254713
For what? Considering Ports absolutely smacking first quarter they slodged through the other 3 to deliver a fucking underwhelming performance to define them as the most beatable team in Finals if they were to make it. Hawthorn were playing like shit and they could've been absolutely belted.
Not to mention the umpiring was utter shit all round gifting Hawthorn 2 goals, no bias there even from commentary. The only positives that came out of that game was Hawks' lowest score ever and Bruce being exposed as the pitiful manchild cheerleader for hawthorn he is to a greater extent.
>>76254807
A P O L O G I S E
P
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>>76254713
>poort
>>76254807
>slodged
>>76254888
Trips cannot lie.
>>76254945
>>76254807
A P O L O G I S E
P
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>>76255018
Mate meet me under the old scoreboard next showdown and I'll give you an """apology""" or two.
>>76255052
A P O L O G I S E
P
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>>76255052
That sounds gay as fuck mate. As long as you're the one taking it up the pooper...
SHAKER FRIES ARE BACK AT MACCAS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>76254259
It is Friday.
let's get this bad boy to 586
>>76255823
A P O L O G I S E
P
O
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>>76255309
It's tasty, but the you need to shake it pretty hard otherwise it just clumps onto a few fries and here and there.
The Chicken Big Mac tastes like cardboard though. It's too plain.
>>76255795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
From Sunday to Friday morning... What a fucked thread
>>76255893
I didn't even know there was a game on Thursday. It's shit house.
>>76255893
tbf most of the shit from after rounds ends sunday was fake RC bumping with his trip off so excluding that trove of wasted posts we'd have been in the trash, like RC's narratives long ago.
>>76252326
good tip would tip again
>>76255917
why do they have thursday games during the bye rounds? just makes the actual weekend depleted as fuck
>>76256142
there's wogball at Adelaide Oval next week, so probably needed time to install all the bidets & souvlaki stands
Last for Reality Christ