Leave saving Dortmund to me

PuliSLICK

>>76157886

Thanks Pulisic!

more like just "leave dortmund" in his case

Thank you based Croatian Messi

PuliDIVE

>>76158326
That would be a stupid career move. There aren't many teams he could go to, where he'd get as much playing time as he does, and have CL football too.

Christiano PulisGOD dos Santos Hershey

>Leave getting raped by Fabian in 15 days
LOL stupid lil white boi estos gringos son sobrevalorados tenemos jugadores que son mas mejor que pulismierda como Damm y tecatito.

Pulegend will lead the U.S. to a WC quarterfinal soon. Mark my words!

>>76158382
Liverpool, la , its basically confirmed

>>76158402
Faxing this post to the ICE

>>76158382
He does fine playing with a top european club in Dortmund so he would fit in with slightly lower level clubs like Spurs and Liverpool.

>>76158426

this. he's already on the plane la. 48 hours innit

>>76157886
>leave being national traitor to me

>>76158531
But you have Halilovic. Werent you croatians saying Halilovic was better?

>>76157886
F

>>76158531
WE WUZ AMERICANS AND SHIT

>>76158531

sorry we stole him from the croation city state of hershey pennsylvania

>>76158441
>top european club in Dortmund

>>76158671

Champions league quarters, la

>>76158531
Niko Kovac pronounced his name the Croatian way (PulisICH) after the game kek

Are Croats really still mad that he chose the US over Croatia?

>>76158663
Croatians can't talk really, since they stole Rakitic.
>born in Switzerland
>went through Basel's youth from 7 onwards
>played for Switzerland up until U21

>>76158706
Everyone in Germany pronounces it like that, Pulisic had to tell them he's called Pulisick

>>76158738
Americanization is a bitch

>>76158738
I still call him that. What would an American know about the pronounciation of names with more history than his people.

>>76158663
>a horse born in a pig's stable somehow becomes a pig

>>76158732
Slavs are very territorial and all about muh blood relations. No wonder they couldnt handle Yugoslavia.

>>76158799
Yet people here call Sabine Lisicki "Lisiggy"

>>76158809

his parents lived in the US too, dumb kraut

its not like he's first generation

>>76158799
It's his name, he can pronounce it how he wants.
>>76158809
t. Mesut Ozil, Sami Khedira, and Jerome Boateng

>>76158732
>Ivan
>Rakitić

100% Swiss

>>76158842
Why did you decide to post a collection of random non-German people?

>>76158809
>t. Albakr Heinrich Ozgulu Safir Muller, official(tm) fan of Mesut Oezil.

>>76158830
I don't.

>>76158882
Lad..

>>76158880
There's no Swiss ethnicity

>>76158799
How's your vacation in Germany, Nikolic?

>>76158939
How's your reign over the goyim, Goldberg?

>>76158830
Should've germanized her name like Nowitzki did

>>76158809
It's more like a horse being moved to a different stable because their original stable is a bit shit. Comparing different species isn't a logical analogy.

>>76158829
It's really weird. I couldn't imagine giving a shit about an Australian with English blood for example and claiming he's English. Slavs are muslim tier at integration.

>>76158970
Just sent this to Angela Merkel and the Bundestag, enjoy prison filthy anti-Semite (unless you're a Muslim because that's your culture)

>>76158326
>leaf

>>76159091
Put a robin in an eagle's nest. Same species btw.

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>>76158402
The wall gets 10ft higher, pablo

What did he do?

>>76159178

got a penalty in the box that set up the winning goal by obama

>>76159178
Got fouled at the right time in the right place.

>>76159178
Let himself get fouled in the penalty box

A true American hero

>>76159159
>Same species btw.
Did you fail science, m8?

>>76159200
*croatian

>>76159211
Birds be birds you raycis

>>76159304
Bird isn't the species though. It's the class. You need to reread your section on taxonomy, the study of animals and how you phylum.

>>76159371
So then how are niggers, curries, kebabs and island monkeys not a different soecies from humans???

>>76159397
Because they can still produce fertile offspring with another person.

>>76159445
Have you ever even tried making a robin fuck an eagle?

>>76159483
have you?

>Americuckios actually rate this fraud

>>76159539
Perhaps.

>>76158809
By this argument the only people we could have are Indians