>E. Hazard >actually no threat at all

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>Marc Overmars
>has never left the Earth

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>Ashley Young
>31 years old

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>Claudio Pitbull
>Not a dog

>danger
>E

>danny drinkwater
>prefers tea

>>76154372
>Paradise Danger
>not always a threat

Color me fooking suprised, kevin.

>Schweinsteiger
>does not climb pigs

>Robben
>is not a seal

>Neuer
>not new

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>Reggie White
>Was black

>Sneijder
>doesn't actually cut inside

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>Guldan
>is not actually an orc warlock

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>Ciro Immobile
>has two functioning legs

>>76158017
>functioning

>>76158058
>functioning

>>76158017
debatable

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>marcus smart
>actually a retard

>Dennis Rodman
>is actually a manman

>henry youngman
>actually a dead man

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>de gay
>not gay

>Washington Redskins
>most of them are black, white or mexican

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>Jamal Blackman
>

>Harry Kane
>does not use a cane

>>76154693
You must be 18 to post here

>>76160939
31 is old for a footballer

>N'golo Kante
>not that much of a cunt, aye

The antithesis to this thread obviously being Joe Hart.

>>76154372
>Verrati
>is actually underrated

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>>76160897
>Harry Kane
>Is not a massive storm front

>Welbeck
>Not that good of a defender

>wilshere
>is always injured in a wheelchair

>Daly Blind
>can actually see

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>>76163257

>kaka
>he isn't indian

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>Mourinho
>is actually a little moor

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>Derek Carr
>Actually human

>Messi
>Not very messy.

>lance armstrong
>cyclist arms

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>>76154372
>Joe Hart
>has none

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>player kit related
>probably is straight

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>>76164566

underrated