DFB POKAL FINAL 2017 - FRANKFURT vs DORTMUND

>both teams playing with only 3 defenders

this gun be gud

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apparently islamic terrorists have taken over mindanao

watching this and praying i'll be safe over here in luzon so i can continue to shitpost on /sp/

we're all here >>76146019

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>tfw no more Obama after today

>>76152370
>denmark thread

fuck off

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>he doesnt stand during the national anthem

Will Aytekin sing the anthem?

BRÜH IM GLANZE

>Aytekin singing the anthem
>Tuchel isn't

disgraceful

>>76152443
Fuck off, Sarah!

I hate Aytekin

>>76152551
t. Junge Alternative

>>76152576
Aytekin was the cunt that gave Barcelona as many free penalties as they needed to do a 6-1 against PSG

SGE ALL THE WAY BAY BEE BAY

>>76152633
literally every penalty was correct

he just didn't give paris a penulty once

stop being such a halal bandwagoner

DEMBELE

Fuck. My Eagles look shook.

>>76153253
Take that back. Osstblockkraft!

Wow Germany your niggers are pretty good at dancing

will PuliGOD be playing?

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>>76154828
Our dancing negroes are actually all American and gay, no joke

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is this fraudchels last game in charge?

>>76154872
yes

>>76154828
huge sports event with the national media covering it. as if there wasn't gonna be some diversity propaganda

>>76154888
Lel actually the trps of truth.

>>76154945
hopefully

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>Burger ESPN decides it's more important to show lacrosse and women's softball then this and the Copa del Rey Final, which they usually both show every year.

>>76154888
fair enough

>>76155049
THANKS DONALD

>>76155049
Germany is bad, very bad!

>>76154888
>yfw he was in the US army

US army confirmed for gay as shit

and they're supposed to protect us from russia....

>>76155049
espn is showing as much decent sports as mtv shows music

hello

had to walk home with my groceries took me over an hour and of top of that i also met my hot jailbait neighbour girl

what did i miss?

Kawaga no

>Kackgawa

>>76152285
Frankfurt is the most defensive cancerous shit in bundesliga

>>76155123
helene fischer and dancing niggers

Frankfurt is gonna win 2-1

>>76155165
The only niggers i want to see are on the pitch ffs

>>76155160
t. increasingly nervous shareholder

pulisic will score the game winner

pulisGOD coming on

>>76155197
>coming on
>Americans

>a team like Dortmund can actually qualify for the CL despite playing with 0 (zero) defenders

Is the Bundes really that bad?

>>76155160
Thought it was Hoffenheim

>>76155209
?

>>76155182
if i were a swede i'd sick of niggetry as well

>>76155211
it's getting there.

>>76155209
thats how its said here too

>Tune in to see if Marco Fabian will win
>He's playing shit

Fuck me anons

>>76155238
He's been playing for 10 minutes now

this will go to penalty shootout

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>ABEs drinking liquefied bread

>>76155262
Fabian has been good for Frankfart.

>>76155262
He's diving well

>Tuchel getting outcoached by some Balkan gambling casino owner

>>76155262
>fuck me anons

are you a qt latina with a big but not too big booty?

with pleasure then

>>76155299
That glas makes me wish I wish I had me some Ebbelweu

>>76155319
kek

Hope Pulisic will get more playing time under Favre desu

They need to reduce the posting delay to 15 seconds if it isn't the same thread. Multithread posting is nearly impossible otherwise.

How do u even tell who doing well? All I see is a bunch of dopes running around LOL

>>76155387
Is Favre confirmed?

>>76155276
Saw it on twitter, came here to shitpost. Not actually watching the game cuz we don't get it on TV here

>>76155319
Tuchel is an ugly faggot and Niko is a card counting badass
pls chk urslf b4 u reck urslf

>>76155392
LOL

>>76155319
>Balkan casino owner

He's clearly a 007 villain anon

>>76155332
>Not too big booty

There is not such a thing anon. [spoiler]And no[/spoiler]

>>76155391

>>76155392
one team is supposedly shit but scored 1 goal
one team is supposedly good but scored only 1 goal

so you know who's doing well and who isn't

>>76155392

hahaha americans ;-)

>>76155392
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>76155392
No team is better there

The match is quite equal levelled (which is embarrassing for Dortmund)

>>76155392
kek get educated burger
surely you must understand ball possession and effective passing right?

inb4 refball for Dortmund

>Obamayang

THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT MEME GOALS

Obama is playing like it's some kind of testimonial

dat save

Woah

what the fuck was that

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FABIAN GOAT

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>>76155392

Huiiiiiiiiiii

HOLY TOP KEK

>that corner

wew

>Marco Fabian saving in the line in the most meme way possible.

He's the real one anons.

>>76155392
Think like this anon, the goal is like the touchdown, if there is a team nearby to it too much time, that's a good sign. Most of the time

>too intelligent to train corner kicks

>>76155536
Thanks Emma,
I cum on cat he his at penis

>>76155536
pls dont hack me

>>76155515
very very close

Marco "Goal Line Wall" Fabian

viva mexico

OH SHIT

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>player loses the ball because of a fair tackle
>loss was completely unnecessary
>player proceeds to fall on the ground
>german ref says it's a foul
>german ref's fw

german refs are a fucking joke

>>76155496
looooooooooooooool

PENULTY

PuliGOD

Penulty!

Nice job buying the ref WATZKE

>>76155496
close enough

Obama will miss

You just KNOW

hrakeky

PENULDIIIIIII :DDDDDDD

>NO ERA

and I'm saying this as a Dortmund fan

>>76155600
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>trying to kill a GOD

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedetsky

Why was reus taken off?

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

THANKS OBAMA

AUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76155617
guess why

FUCK

>ameridives

USA USA USA USA USA

DOES ANYBODY DRAW PENALTIES BETTER THAN THIS MAN?

how many penalties did Dortmund get in the last 4 games again?

OBAMA

>>76155617
injury

let's get one more so we won't have those cunts saying we only won cause of no erect penile

arrogant nigger doing arrogant nigger things

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>>76155632
fug.. again?

MADE OF FUCKING GLASS

>>76155617
Returned to his natural state of being ded

>>76155636

literally stepped on his ankle, fuck off hanz

>>76155196
>>76155496
damn.
>reminder Hradecky is a fucking retard who got ejected for handling the ball outside the box in January

please play defense

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just like dortmund vs bremen last week

first they are absolute shit, then the refs just give them penalties for free

german football and german refs are a fucking joke

OBAMAYANG OBAMAYANG OBAMAYANG OBAMAYANG OBAMAYANG OBAMAYANG

>>76155639
GOD

Fuck off I want a penulty shootout

>>76155676
DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE

I hate diving as much as the next guy but damn, that was a clear tackle on Pulisich

>>76155681
>Being objectively blind and/or salty

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>>76155681
this

this ref is pure fucking autism

>Abraham

>>76155681
sadly football anywhere is a fucking joke bc almost all games seem to be bought. especially in the CL

>>76155556
>off by one
nice try, anon
nice try

>>76155681
>implying this wasn't a clear as fuck penalty

back to aleppo ahmed

>>76155723
kek'd

It was a clear pen you mongs

Also Alex Meier is gonna score the 2-2 in the 89. minute

>>76155392
Oh wait I thought this was the FA cup thread LMAO

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>pulisic

Is this the power of freedom?

>>76155589
this. Fuckig this.

>all those STILL salty bauern bandwagoners ITT

mmm, this makes the pokal victory all the sweeter :^*

>>76155752

how can one kid be so GOAT

where the fuck are the german announcers

As long as Ginter is on the pitch I can't relax.

>>76155736
please please please please please please please pleas please

trips/dubs meier equalizer

>put Ginter as fullback (where he was great 15/16)
>put Castro in midfield so you actually have a midfield
>Dortmund are actually playing football now
wow Tuchel the mastermind does it again

>>76155787
this

>>76155752
isn't there a mexico vs usa match coming up?

fabian will probably break his legs before the end of the match desu

expect a monster tackle

>>76155787
fucking this

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>>76155796
>>96
I think this still counts

>>76155787
As long as Ginter is in the club Dortmund will never win anything, mark my words

>timewasting against Frankfurt
what a scum team

>frankfurt finishing

>>76155787
fucking this

get that liability out of my sight and my club, he's been wank for three years and eventually the coach and the club have to admit that he's just not as good as we hoped and that he wont develop. he's a turd

>>76155766
I'm a mad miner though

Dortmund faggots already wasting time

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>>76155704
>>76155723

i'm not saying it wasn't a clear penalty, it was just completely expectable that dortmund will get a penalty at some point during the game if they keep on being shit.

expectable like every other shit in german football at the moment:

just like bayern winning games at the last minute every fucking time

just like bayern ridiculing the league and embarrassing themselves in the CL in the quarter finals or semi finals

just like hsv suddenly winning against top tier teams and not getting relegated finally

just like relegation being a fucking joke because of the refs

i could go on and on

Does anyone else here think that Alex Meier, Fußballgott, looks like Alexander Marcus?

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Dubs/trips = dortmund win

>Injurymund

MEIER PISSED.
he could have got that lob ball for a meme volley on bürshit

>Bartra faking injury and walking in slow motion off the pitch

His Barca DNA is coming through.

>>76155787
He could be wearing a bikini and pom poms in the crowd and you know he'll find a way to get Dortmund to concede.

Sell faster than a poor vietnamese family sells their daughter to chinese bride hunters.

>>76155769
>it helps to have corrupt refs

What's wrong with Bartra's arm?

>>76155850
this reminded me that alexander marcus is hosting a concert in my hometown (neu-isenburg) soon. should I go? I'm kinda scared of getting bombed desu

>>76155815
It is. On two weeks. Nah. Pulisic will be starter on that match, they don't play him of sub when the others are tired like Dortmund, he's the goat for them. From his style of playing the altitude will kill him.

where is this match being shown here in the US?

>>76155848
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=flights+to+aleppo

>>76155828
yup. cowardice personified

>>76155881
He parked the wrong bus.

>>76155898

isnt the azteca near sea level?

>>76155830
I think they want to have some NT players. Same reason why they got that shitter Schürrle.

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>>76155920

>Not believing in the last minute Meme Magic of Fabian

It's ogre guys

I don't think Frankfurt can do it lads
They look really weak right now just desperately slinging long balls at the front

>>76155910
No where.
sportstream.tv Link 10

>>76155815
Nevermind, Pulisic is safe

>>76155932
Nop, Mexico City is at 2500m. Like the double of Denver

>>76155910
plebbit soccerstreams

>>76155951
>just desperately slinging long balls at the front
That's pretty much how to beat Dortmund 101 though

>>76155892
Only when he also plays Papaya and 1,2,3

>>76155990
that's how Meier won the Kanone last year too.
he's got a sixth sense for doing it

Come on lads, Frankfurt needs your power

\o/

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that free kick

>dortmund PK's

WEW
E
W

>>76155985
they have a website now, you dont need to go to plebbit https://soccerstreams.net/

Wait was that offside? The ball was played backwards.

>>76156034
\o/

>>76155910
http://www.fbstreams.me/live/stream/eintracht-frankfurt-vs-borussia-dortmund:-german-cup-final-fb-1/football

>>76156084
>germans don't even know their own sport

>>76156034
\o/

I predict a 89th min own goal by Ginter.

>>76156108
I'm not sure whether it can be offside if the ball is played backwards.

damn obama

>hitting the post 3 times

>>76156108
burgers don't even have a sport. only ads, halftime shows and more ads

>>76156089

this is up to the gills in ads

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>>76156122
DELETE THIS

trollpost

>>76156161
get ads blocker

Pulisic made such an impact in the second half. I hadn't seen an American fighting this hard in Berlin since 1945.

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Obama deserved that one.

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Holy shit, this ARD caster is such a BVB cocksucker, this is unwatchable and every other stream lags.

>>76156192
>Panamian education

If this game ends with this shitty 1-2 I swear to god
so disappointing

>>76156192
If it weren't for Kagawa he'd be their best player.

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>>76156160

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I enjoy watching Kagawa being back in form.

Paris already has Cavani, why would they need another chance killer like Obama Jr in their team?

>>76156214
No way Ginter would let that happen

>>76156208
iknorite?

>>76156208
ye the caster is biased as fuck

>>76156213
Dude I know the Russians sieged Berlin but damn, it's just a joke. I bet you're a German living in Poland.

this was a shitty final

but still better than any final in which bayern wins

>>76156122
lol when it was almost Sokrashit

Even tho Dortmund are scum they should win so based Freiberg gets to play EL

Reminder that Reus is moments away from winning his first major title

omg 4 mins

>>76156265
>panamian education
We dont even have significant german minority

>>76156242
But Dortmund need their money. They could buy Lacazette or someone like that.

>>76156274
I want benuldies D:

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>>76156292
>DFB Pokal
>"major"

>>76156238
I swear it's seasonal with him. Around March or April he starts playing well, through until September or October. Then goes missing during winter.

>>76156292
Since he was pulled out he shouldn't get one desu
only players still on the field should get it

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>>76156218
The secret to his success? Ramen.

>>76156310
this tbhfamalam

>>76156274
how was it shitty?
agreed on the second point

>>76156294
>walking around with blue eyes and blond hair
>"WE WUZ SLAVS AND SHIIEIETT! I FUCKING SWEAR!"

>>76156208
Thank God I have a Sky subscription and can watch the game commentated by the absolute GOAT commentator, TuT.

I'm a Dortmund fan and a shareholder but I wouldn't want to stomach Simon. He's the worst commentator after dahlmann and literally not tolerable. Always a big team cocksucker, he always sucks Buyern dick (or ours if we're playing against someone else)

>>76156294
true, you forced em all to flee and disowned them

>>76156294
>In 2013, Poland's German community was estimated to be around 350,000.
>Due to complications arising from multi-ethnic identities and previous concealment during the communist period, many people of German descent are not accounted for and some estimates number Poles of German ancestry from 400,000 to 500,000.

nice try hansrzs

>>76156265
That's not the only reason why your post is factually wrong, kek.

>>76156294
Why would a German bother to live inside Poland when Poland could live inside Germany?

>>76156294
/pol/ told me Germans are the biggest minority in Poland

vote AfD

pulisic shouldve passed it

>>76156384
kill yourself

lmao that kick

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76156384
i unironically will

>>76156352
Polish data says 150k. Which is surprising enough, you hear russian, ukrainian and english way more often than german on polish streets.

what a shitty fk

WHAT THE HELL IS HRADECKY DOING

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DFB POKAL Sieger 2017!

Dortmund winning because of some shitty penalty. EBIN

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>that FK

A sad sad sad day for the sport

why marco get sub'd out?

>>76156425
maybe germans are just less subhuman and speak the language of the country they live in?

>>76156460
the saddest day in sport was the day you fat fuck were born

>>76156465
CHI

SEETHING

customers literally on fanshop hotline right now

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS

>>76156421
guter Mann, hätten die nicht so n dummes Wahlprogramm würde man die wirklich Wählen können

>England, Germany, Spain, Scotland and France all have their cup finals on the same day

Why do all the big leagues do this?
Is it deliberate?

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>>76156431
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!

>>76156465
Got rekt

>>76156425
>The German language is used in certain areas in Opole Voivodeship, where most of the minority resides, and in Silesian Voivodeship.
>The predominant home or family language of Poland's German minority in Upper Silesia used to be the Silesian German language (mainly Oberschlesisch dialect, but also Mundart des Brieg-Grottkauer Landes was used west of Opole), but since 1945 Standard German replaced it as these Silesian German dialects went generally out of use except among the oldest generations which by now completely died off.
>The German Minority electoral list currently has one seat in the Sejm of the Republic of Poland (there were four from 1993 to 1997), benefiting from the current provision in Polish election law which exempts national minorities from the 5% national threshold.

>>76156499
you too

>>76156460
A sad day for the /bundes/ community as well, as is every Dortmund matchday.

Just sad.

Glad I decided to drop the sport after the season. Never watching this shit again.

happy Marco is happy ;_;

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What did they mean by this?

>>76156555
CUSTOMERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAD RIGHT NOW

Herzlichen Glückwunsch BVB !!!
Aber kleiner Beigeschmack : Wenn man sieht wie ihr jubelt, merkt man, dass es richtig gespielt ist, keiner freut sich richtig über diesen Titel, beim FCB waren es einfach Emotionen PUR und die Dortmunder hüpfen da ein wenig rum, echt lächerlich ;D .. bisschen mit dem Mikrofon Spielen,einmal Humba vor den "Fans" .. echt Süß :))) .. da sieht man dass die Dortmunder gar nicht mit Herz und Seele den Titel genießen.. Bei denen geht's halt nur ums GELD und nichts anderes ..

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*dabs his way to victory*

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>>76156526

>Obamayang won the match

APOLOGIZE.

So when is Pulisic transferring to Bayern?

>>76156585
s a l t y

>>76156585
Is this pasta with switch Dortmund and Buyern?

REUS WON A TROPHY

I REPEAT

REUS WON A TROPHY

>>76156620
They already got Robben to fill the dive master role.
No use getting some second class diver when you have the best one in Europe.

How ironic that hradecky was the one who got them into the final and also the one who lost them the cup.

>>76156585
they won by one goal.
which was earned by a penalty.
granted, Bama should have gotten one more for them, but didn't manage to.
AGAINST ONE OF THE POOREST PERFORMING SIDES IN THE BUNDESLIGA OF 2017
yeah.
Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

>>76156663
so fucking salty

you must be a bitter >schalke alcoholic

Herzlichen Glückwunsch BVB !!!
Aber kleiner Beigeschmack : Wenn man sieht wie ihr jubelt, merkt man, dass es richtig gespielt ist, keiner freut sich richtig über diesen Titel, beim HSV waren es einfach Emotionen PUR und die Dortmunder hüpfen da ein wenig rum, echt lächerlich ;D .. bisschen mit dem Mikrofon Spielen,einmal Humba vor den "Fans" .. echt Süß :))) .. da sieht man dass die Dortmunder gar nicht mit Herz und Seele den Titel genießen.. Bei denen geht's halt nur ums AKTIEN und nichts anderes ..

>>76156663
But what about when Robben retires in 2 years? Surely they're going to need a young, healthy diver that they can craft to perfection.

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>>76156585
lmao

>>76156732
lmfao what did I just watch?

>shareholders can't stop talking about Bayern even minutes after winning their little trophy

>Kovac pronounced Pulisic the Croatian way

Americans BTFO

So Taktik Tuchel won just as many trophies as Buyern with a far worse squad and Dumbzke still wants to get rid of him? Stupid!

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Post yfw you realize that all people in this thread who were supporting Frankfurt were in fact salty customers.

>>76156819
DELET THIS

Aytekin celebrating the fact he recalled DUSELMUND to victory

>Steinmeier is there

#NotMyPresident

good job Dortmund, you did it, razor is crying right now ;_;

>>76156807
echte liebe aktionäre don't even know their rival

>>76156732
He learned that at Hamburger SV.

>inb4 americans suddenly leave the thread

I just realized it's another Bayern - Dortmund supercup

>>76156870
can't remember ever having the chance to vote for him or someone else

literally an aristocratic position

>>76156910
>supercup
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>76156910
>le glorified pre-season friendly

who cares

What's with players touching the cup before the captain nowadays? Disgusting.

>>76156952
Definitely one of the best preseason friendlies. But still basically just that.

>>76156926
but you could indirectly vote for a representative whose opinions you don't know and that don't matter anyway because he will just vote for whatever he's told to by people you cannot vote for either
:^)

>>76156926
Aldi aristocracy.
Cheap and ugly. Not like a monarchy. Bright and sparkly.

Bremen should've been in the EL instead of Freiburg

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YASSSS

>>76156926
also a completely useless and powerless position

he's basically a mascot

>Watzke
he knows he cant get rid of Tuchel now
lmao

lmao Steffen Simon just ejaculated into my ear

>>76157068
Not true, he is the only one who can give out the DFB pokal trophy

He could've just walked away and there would be no Cup winner

>>76157095
i hope he doesn't. tuchel is a great coach and he is working hard for >us.

Götze MOTM

>>76156980
>>76157036
>>76157112
3 good posts and not a single you

>>76156835
I am from Frankfurt.
I am salty.
That will be all

>>76157172
KEK

Fritz' retirement is literally making me tear up.

>>76157173
This one >>76157036 was my favourite

>sahin can't drink alcohol tonight because it's ramadan

lel, cucked by allah

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rip TuT ;_________________;

>>76157268
Sure he can. He just can't drink during the day.

>>76157268
He couldn't drink alcohol anyway though

>>76157268
are you retarded?

>>76157294
>>76157297
>>76157302
back to aleppo ahmeds

>>76157318
I'm from idlib >:[

>neighbours lighting fireworks

uggggghhhhhh

>>76157408
So annoying

However, noiseless fireworks is literally a billion dollar invention

>>76157461
are you already stacked for independence day?

>>76157461
>>76157490

We go south of the border to buy 1000 dollars worth of fireworks, wanna come over kraut?

>noiseless fireworks

huuuuuuuuuuh?!

>>76157516
can I sleep in your house and hang out with your friends and family?

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>COOLbameyang
That doesn't really work on any level.

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Do you think Helene is happy that "her" club won?

>>76157550
>bild

>>76157519
They don't exist as far as I know but that would be a goat invention
>>76157490
They are illegal in my commie state

>>76157408
I feel this.

I wanted to remind everyone that Frankfurt won exactly 6 games since Christmas, and half of these were the games they won to make it to the Finale.
Dortmund should honestly feel a little embarrased they won by only one goal, especially since it was earned from a penalty.
Frankfurt essentially denied the league's top goalscorer (just barely) and remained level for over half the match.
Dortmund barely won, and by all means should their fans consider that unacceptable.
>>76157461
>>76157602
isn't the noise half the point?

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>>76157550
Kek
>germans

>>76157602
>goat invention
no, that's retarded

>>76157619
>isn't the noise half the point?
Is it? For me I fucking hate the noise. Pretty colours are good tho

I watched the 4th of July fireworks in New York over the Hudson river one year.
It was okay, but really dragged on. They should have fired it all of at once instead of making it last like 30 minites. It's not really interesting enough to last that long.

>>76157630
no u

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i am proud

>>76157659
I feel this, but I think many, many people enjoy the noise.
Isn't that the main thing with the Chinese who invented it? Scaring away the evil spirits with all the noise?
I will admit it is pretty cool when you can hear the whole neighborhood making noise.