/hoc/ general

love hokkei

Pengays= hillary
Predstors=TRUMP

>>76150840
>1993

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BLOCK MORE SHOTS

Penguins = 4chan
Predditors = reddit

>>76150969
more speed

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>>76151035
This. Its not even close

Facebook Normies and redditors are all behind trashville

>Pens in 5
>not because Preds actually win a game
>Pens forfeit so they can win the cup at home this year

>>76151035

>reddithawks still mad

Just unleashed an outrageous Albertan. I think i've been eating too many eggs lately.
Glad my roommate is gone for the holiday weekend.

>>76151070
>phoneposter

you can go back and join them bud

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>>76151035
>>76151070
>>76151342
Why are people so assmad about reddit?
>go to reddit for streams (lazyman is completely reddit), up to date news, videoes/gifs/webms, and other niche interests
>go to gif and reddit for porn
>4chan for most other things

Pretty sad you guys arbitrarily hate a website.

>>76152112
>he doesn't post on 4chan from his phone when he's away from his computer

Sup normie redditor

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>>76152288
>ever being away from a laptop/desktop

>>76152212
>why do people hate a hugbox normie circlejerk

You can go back now

>>76152340
>being a neet poorfag

>>76152112
>he doesnt phone post while he shits for maximum shitposting

Casual af

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Please do not sperg out about reddit in my thread. It will be a very long offseason if that is the main point of discussion.
What happened to all the Finns? Miss you bb

>t. OP

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>>76152341
>he actually reads comments

>>76152367
>he doesn't work on a computer all day
>his job doesn't let him work remote

holy fuck just hang yourself already normie scum

>>76152437
>being a wagecuck

Noose yourself.

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>>76150840
>Paulina thread
>no picture of Paulina

hmm

>>76152437
>working on a sunday

I thought you had to be 18 to post here

>>76152459
can you imagine being the father of this loser neet¿ how disappointing

>>76152607
I'm not working today? I'm just on the computer like every other day

>>76152437
Can you imagine how obese this neck beard is fucking kek

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>>76152459
How is life in Alberta? I can mail you some 30 year old shotgun shells. It will add a little excitement when you finally realize suicide is the best option.

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>>76152733
>he doesn't abuse adderall

it's like you don't even want to be successful

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>>76152754
>Alberta

Im from the great province of Prince Edward Island. But atleast im not a neet wagecuck faggot. You're probably revising your suicide note at the moment

>>76152875
>neet
>wagecuck

how new?

>>76152875
>neet
>wagecuck

how new?

I believe those terms are mutually exclusive.

>>76152925
>>76153092
Started yesterday. I kinda just type out terms i see and hope for the best

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>no hockey for the next week

Is Jad Abumrad a neat wagecuck? He usually has interesting stuff to say but probably doesnt make much money working in public radio.

>>76153200
Finals start tomorrow you fucking gook

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Why are you so fucking dumb kippers? Have you dropped to shit level baiting?

>>Paulina thread
>>no picture of Paulina
>hmm

>no hockey for the next week

Both are blatantly incorrect.

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>no hockey for the next 4,5 months

>>76153289
>tomorrow

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>>76153200
>hockey pretty much done
>3/4 months of luckswing until good sports start again

>>76152607
>>76153289
I never imagined Canada would be the first to develop a time machine.

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>no Finnish Olympic gold medal in the next 400 years

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>>76153395
When I find streams of sunbelt roller hockey leagues I'll let you know friend.

>>76153473
I don't mind waiting, it'll come, sooner or later

>>76153432
>>76153444
I live on Aussie time..fuck off

Who is the next generational talent, lads?

>>76153663
Joe Velano

>>76153663
In a dozen or so years when my son gets drafted.

>>76153663
Jordan Greenway is going to get the Subban treatment along with new england still grasping at the notion people care about them.

>inb4 Canton, NY isnt in NE

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Still possible lads

>blowjackets havent won enough playoff games to win a series
>thrashers/jets havent won a playoff game

laughing heartily at shit cities.

>>76153821
>kippers has a 5 year old son

>>76153821
Is it your son or your wife's son?

>>76154211
Did you just assume Kippers sexuality?

REDDIT WAS HERE

PREDS RULE

/HOC/ SUCKS

WE'RE GONNA DRAG HOC_POSTERS OUT WHILE THEY SLEEP AND BEAT THEM

>>76150840
Lol this isn't her tard brain

>>76154329
>not knowing kippers is a gook tranny

>>76153821
Shut the fuck up

>>76154572
That doesn't say anything about its sexuality though

>>76154555
Jokes on you im a recovering alcoholic and cant sleep plus I yearn for physical contact with another human.

>>76154613
yes it does now stop giving it attention

>>76154636
No it doesn't
You stop

>>76154613
Svergie
Ja

>>76154664
kippers dresses up like a girl and takes it in the ass. that says plenty about its sexuality

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>>76154636
>make numerous posts urging people to stop giving xhem attention so they wither and die
>it never happens
At least there is someone else fighting the good fight.

>>76154698
This nposter said it had a wife though? --> >>76154211
Do wifes often have penises?

>>76154719
>trying to stop someone from getting attention by giving them attention
Strange tactic I must say

>>76154739
It is becoming more and more common

>>76154794
Interesting

>>76154779
>if we just ignore the problem it will go away
Very rarely does this work
Mostly dont apply this to financial issues.

>>76154856
I'm not saying it would. But telling people to stop doing something is at least as ineffective, especially on a board like 4chan.

>>76154902
You may have a point. However bringing it up hopefully starts a thought process. Telling some not to do something isnt very effective but it usually makes them consider whatever it is they are doing more closely.

Also is their anything Swedish you can suggest I make for lunch that can be eaten cold? Not going to have access to a microwave or toaster on some days.

>>76155042
That is true. But at the same time there is a risk that you edge some people on. I do get the point that it's better to do something, than to do nothing at all. Then you at least have some sort of chance at success.

Gravlax is always a winner. Not the quickest thing to prepare though. Pickled herring on the other hand is very simple to prepare, if you can get it where you are.
Or you could indulge yourself with a sandwich cake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta

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You may only reply to this post if your favorite NHL team has won at least four (4) Stanley Cups in a row and at least nineteen (19) playoff series' in a row.

You may only reply to this post if your team isn't the New York Islanders

>>76155313
Hi

>>76155345
Hello

>>76155223
Hmm never had Gravlax but it sounds tasty. Definatley have had smoked salmon and dill on crackers. I havent found a good source of rye bread here but I also havent looked too hard. Have pickled herring in the fridge.

>>76155265
Do you honestly think there are many islanders fans on /hoc/?

I think there is one slav that is but he likely fucked off after the Skoda Cup.

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>>76155313
Not feeling too much better to be desu.

>>76155428
You really should give gravlax a try some time.
To bad about the rye. Don't know where you are, but there should be some somewhere.
Nice, can't go wrong with pickled herring.

>>76155511
At least you live in good ol' Minnesota

>>76155366
Good afternoon Sven

>>76155697
Good evening Connor

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>>76155313
/swept/ here, how ya doing

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>>76155672
I can get rye bread but it isnt the best. Also a lot of it has caraway seeds in it. I am sure there are places here that make good stuff. Off the top of my head I can think of two likely candidates that are on my way home from work. Plus Trader Joes makes some pretty good frozen indian food.

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>>76155313
I'll take all your talented but disappointing prospects please

>there are people on /hoc/ RIGHT NOW who think these are the good guys

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz7SlP3FiM4

>>76155889
Do you mind if I save this image?
I met some flames fans in Vegas who were from Winnipeg. They said Gaudreau is basically Kane. They were still fun to get drunk with though.

>>76155993
You might get Ryan Strome if you're lucky, pinhead.

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>>76155993
Please take Jason "wife's daughter who may have down syndrome" Zucker instead of Dumba please.

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>>76156045
Jesus christ

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>>76155889
Haven't been doing anything for a while. Not sure it's a worse fate than being swept in the first round though tbf
I feel for you my friend

>>76155958
>Also a lot of it has caraway seeds in it
Makes me rreeee.
What kind of rye bread are you looking for? The really dark german/danish/finnish stuff, sourdough or something else?

>>76155993
Lel, have at it ;^)
t. Detroit

>>76155993
Heres 1 (One) Derrick Pouliot for you

>>76155993
Enjoy Luca Sbisa lol

>>76156045
Nashville's dedication to memeing is impressive. I guess when your city has only 1 major sports team that will happen

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>>76156173
Sourdough.

>>76156045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gdv3ynK55w

Also
>literally ripping off Detroit's song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcK5k3iWb0c

>>76156301
Okay. Sucks that it's that hard to get. It can be produced on a decent scale without too much difficulty

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>>76156244
>only 1 major sports team
Nigga what

>>76156446
http://swedishcrownbakery.com/
>over 40 minutes away with no traffic
I'll have to check it out at some point.

>>76156545
No surprise I forgot about that franchise.

>>76156666
Digits confirm titans relocation

NAS:Laviolette almost named head coach of Pens
VAN:Canucks would like to bring back Ryan Miller
OTT:Should Sens expose Ryan to expansion draft?
OTT:Erik Karlsson picks up 2 assists in GM 7 loss
PIT:Kunitz OT goal sends PIT to Stanley Cup Final
PIT:Confirmed: Justin Schultz will play in Game 7
PIT:Conor Sheary will play in Game 7 vs. Sens
PIT:Patric Hornqvist (UBI) won't play in Game 7
MON:Habs, Price to discuss extension next week
ANA:Sami Vatanen will likely miss some of 2017-18
ANA:Hampus Lindholm might not be ready for opener

>Crosby the greatest winner of his generation
>the salt in the comments
>people actually claiming toews is better

https://youtu.be/kiOXkkW7KL0

Imagine being this bootyblasted at greatness

>>76156769
Do you have some sort of grudge against Steve Ott and St Louis?

>>76156629
Oh, cool!
I hope you do get a chance to check it out some day.

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>nothing but baseball for 3 months after this series
>tfw Pirates regressing back to dumpster fire tier

>there are people in /hoc/ right now not getting piss drunk at some party during no-hokkei-time right now

Step up Plebs

>>76156936
If I were at a party, I wouldn't be posting here.

Pleb

>>76150914

predators = jared fogle
penguins = beckham

>>76156991
>he doesn't get drunk, check his phone, find his way to 4chan, and share a quick shit post with his bros before going back to reality

You even fucking live brah?

>>76156991
Hello sven

It's a lame ass party sadly
Damn do i miss hokkei

>>76156936
its 3:15pm and it just stopped raining. Why would someone have a party when its raining? Lawn game and grilling are the best part of parties. Tomorrow is when people get piss drunk since most people have monday off.

Plus im trying to deal with my rampant alcoholism.

>>76157045
No, that's too much living for me :/

>>76157066
Hello Felix

That sucks. I guess it's alright to throw in some shitposts here then.
It is what it is. Just have to fill the off season with something else.

>>76157142
So many qt.s and i got the gf with me
Fml

Hopefully hokkei starts soon, fuck crysby though
Whats your >your swedish team?

>>76153821
>Son of a tripfag
>Successful in any way

Choose one.

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>>76157345
Don't be like that man. Be happy with your gf or break up with her.

>tfw missing game 6 & 7 (if it goes that far) of the finals due to work
Just my life upp.. At least I won't have to deal with all the shitposting around here

Pic related. They're not in the SHL though.

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>>76157345
What kind of girl dates a skinny manlet who tripfags on 4chan and posts while attending a party?
Could she be mistaken as a gremlin?

Tell me /hoc/ when does the pain end?

>he lives in Pittsburgh, PA
>he autofelates to Terry Badshaw, Big "Rapist Burger" Ben, some bums in the river ball park, and PingPong Legends* Mario Lemeow & Sidknee Cosby
>he still chooses to live in Pittsburgh, PA
wew m8, those Allegheny mountain trash sure do love their shanty town

>>76157498
>Swedish relationship advice
I will consider it

Thank god you didn't say HV71
I hate them

>>76157531
>Skinny
Well i'm skinnyfat but thanks for the compliment
At least i got a hokkei gf faggot and even met pulju in person m8 :^)

>>76157593
When you make eye contact with a cute girl when you both are standing in a line to get some ice cream and she smiles at you the 17th july 2017

t. futureman

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>>76156930
>tfw Nashville doesn't have a baseball team

>>76157593
The pain of >your team losing? A few weeks or once you stop basing your mental health on a sports team.
The pain of your questionable upbringing? Make your grievances known to the people who hurt you and it will go away.
The pain of having never talked to your crush or never finding love? Never.

>>76157664
HV71 are far from the worst ones though

>Djurgården
>Leksand
>Växjö
To name a few

>>76157673
>Cute Girl
>Smiles at you

haha, nice joke.

>>76157708
FUCK

>>76157715
Keep the date in mind and you'll see

>>76157664
what about your gf makes her hokkei? Ya I have seen your pic and I am am jealous you touched Jesse the body, congrats.
Wash your hair.

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>>76157635
>This mad at the GOAT small market sports town

>>76157714
I hate HV71 for the fact that they had Brett Sterling playing for them
That guy guy got away with chopponh of somebodys finger AND hitting a ref in the face in the same game in the EBEL
fuck HV71
fuck Ec Red Bull Salzburg
fuck the Chicago wolves

>>76157769
We both are season ticket holders for our regional team, the EBEL champions, VIENNA CAPITALS
we also go to quite a lot away games together

That chance to meet bulju, pure luck, thanks CHL
Considering my hair, i came fresh off work so i can see the gamr on time

Who /crackincoldonewiththelads/?

>>76157814
Can't fault HV71 for what he did later in his career. And he did leave the team because the fired him.

Who will Bettman gift the next Crosby to? My guess is a sunbelt team.

>>76157914
At least the swedes could detect his faggotory

In ebel he always fired up players but when it was time to brawl he bailed out
He knew he probably would get BTFO by Phil "Vienna Legend" Lakos

>>76157966
Heh, yeah at least they could do that
You're very fired up tonight.

Anyway. Time for bed, good night.

>>76150914
This

Fuck Crosby

>>76158007
Thanks sweden for the talk
I'm gonna get wasted now probably

Gn8 WC-Gold medialist

>>76157869
Ahhh understandable. Good luck putting a ring on her.

>>76158007
Sleep well bond

>>76158312
Thanks a lot man
She even helps me smuggling beer into rinks

>>76157664
Confirmed she's a literal 2/10

>>76157888

Picked up a sixer a bit ago that's tempting me

>>76157888
You're drinking alone

>>76158554
>2017
>using the 1-10 scale
Adopt the binary system. Its either a yes or a no. It will reduce arguments with your friends.

>page 4
>season isn't even over yet
lel at this cucket-tier poommunity you have here

>>76159099
>>page 4

>he doesn't use the catalog

intothetrash.jpg

>>76159099
>Get BTFO by a meme goal and get saved by a meme penalty at WC
>24 Years

LMAO

>live on wwest coast
>start watching hockey these playoffs, love it
>check stanley cup finals schedule
>every game starts at 5 PM while the nba finals start at 6 PM

WHY DO THEY START SO EARLY FUCK OFF

>>76159409
>worst coast
You asked for this

>>76159426
>HEHE LE DAE LIBKEKS ON THE WORST COAST XD

epic

>>76159438
Calm down

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>>76159409
>>76159438
>live in a timezone 3 hours later than the hub of the US
>Eastern time is more friendly to European viewers although not by much
>both teams in the SCF are located in the eastern timezone

>first response is to claim political motives when its brought up
You must not do well at parties.

>>76159438
Shut up beaner

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>>76159146
>>76158473
>>76158055
>>76157966
hej felix

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>tfw no hockey til monday

>>76153384
Should have switched Joaquin for George Constanza in the names
>8/10

There is literally nothing wrong with browsing Reddit.
A great congregation of news and ideas.
You're only a faggot of you post and participate with the cancerous user base.

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>>76155483
>>76155265
Isle reporting for duty

>>76157498
Isnt that a football team?

>Rutta to NHL

Why is this big news?
I have no idea.
Am I the only one thinking a 26 year old D scoring 32 points in the corpse of a czech "elite" league is probably going to have a bad time in the NHL or even in the AHL?
Why the fuck is Bob so excited about this?

Well what the fuck do we do until October?

>>76160399
abuse alcohol.

>>76160399
smoke weed and watch Rick & Morty

>>76160494
hello r.eddit

>>76160494

Stop watching cartoons.

>>76160308
Are they still a team?

>>76160399
Make fun of MLBs >rags

>>76160828
>rags

>>76160428
What did alcohol ever do to you?

>>76160888

Ruined my marriage

>>76160399
Write up highly analytical scouting reports on possible draft selections and send letters if recommendation to your GM.

>>76153289
my last final was friday, and I finished way later than my friends in uni

The griffins are winning the calderb owl and there's nothing you can do about it

Is Dylan Strome Elite?

>>76161146
No that was you anon

tfw no hokkei

>>76161380

Na she became an alcohol and drug addict so I left her

>>76161582
Honestly feel like necking myself

>>76155993
stay away from pageau

Wtf this place is ded
Is my /hoc/ full of normies?

>>76162183

I was reading a book but now I'm ready to drink and shitpost

>>76162465

Yes. Go back, anon

>>76162465
PAYNE?

>>76162465
honestly it all just depends whether your face looks good or not.

>>76162465
you look like an anime character

>>76163057
Lel

>>76162465

>leaf
>denim jacket

The stories are true

>>76162183
Just gonna sleep untill Monday night to be desu

what are we all watching tonight

>>76152385
Dude Hilary Knight has such strong ankles wow. How impressive. Wish she was str8 and my girlfriend

I'd pas her my puck if you know what I mean haha wow I can't believe I said that

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>>76163263
watching jurassic park on amc and drinking this

>>76163263
Better Call Saul
Just started pls no spoilers

>>76163394
Jimmy becomes Saul later on

>>76163263

Extra innings of Mets and Pirates and drinking Tin Cup

>>76163398
Dang it anon!

>>76150840
If they do expose ryan then LV could have both players involved in his trade. Silfverberg and Ryan

>Pens in 6
>/hoc/ collectively spergs out

>>76160399
Speculate about Vegas

>>76163601

they are going to end up with a fairly decent roster that could probably sweep the shorks

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Predators in 4

>>76163628

>sweep the shorks

And a third of the teams in the eastern conference

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>>76163798
/a/ wills it

>>76163798
>>76164007

kill yourselves

>usa "hockey"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbyOVCYvlTY

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When's the perfect age to have a kid?

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>>76164133

>>76164154

i had mine when i was 25; its nice being able to coach his teams

>>76164173
Nice. How old's the little lad now?

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>the city of pongburgh
this has gone viral. pathetic desu

>>76164187

9, he's a goaler

>>76164154
Absolutely fucking never in your case you pathetic piece of shit

>>76164197
lmao he has autism

>>76164197
Gonna be hard to make it as a goaler.

>>76164226

he became obsessed with those autism spinners and its quite concerning.

>>76164237

yeah, but he's the best goaler on his team and loves doing it. He's a fairly good defender too; once i explain to him im not buying new goalie pads every time he grows hopefully he will give it up and play D

>>76164241
anyone that plays goaler has autism m8. it's ok just keep him active in team environments so he gets some social shit, plus he should do well in school

>>76164257
he does great in school thankfully; ive got him playing hockey and he does cub scouts too, need to keep him doing shit because he doesnt have siblings and there arent any neighbor kids

It's weird that dads pas on here.

I just assume everybody is 20-24 like me

>>76164284
whats it like to have actually of touched a vagina?

>Tampa v Detroit ahl affiliate Calder cup final

Comfy

>>76164310

overrated desu

>>76164284
good luck. protip: definitely drop cub/boy scouts at 11 or 12 unless you live innawoods and go camping or hiking a bunch and even then you'd probably be a better teacher
>tfw never won a race at pinewood derby

>>76164301
Maybe the people here are 20-24 and have kids?

>>76164322

we live in western PA, anon. tons of innawoods haps to be had

>>76164301
4chan is 13 years old.
>>76164329
nice I'm in pa too, blog over

I just put $50 on the pens to take the series. Not much, but as close to a sure thing as you can get. .

>>76164329
Venangofag reporting in

>>76164335
>>76164346

we should meet up after the pens win and blow eachother

>>76164319
Definitely not worth the bullshit that comes along with it
Inb4
>virgin

>>76164358
Only if you buy me some King's afterwards.

>>76164358
I'm down. I'll be in warren in 2 weeks for work so if we get a sweep let's fugg

>>76164327
Statistics suggest otherwise
I thought gooks were supposed to be good with numbers

>>76164377
only underage kids respond to polls

>>76164381
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.usnews.com/news/blogs/data-mine/2016/01/14/cdc-the-median-age-of-first-time-motherhood-is-increasing%3Fcontext%3Damp

>>76164398
who cares

>>76164407
You, apparently

>>76156045
That song is shit

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>redditors vs pats of nhl scf
so fucking mad at this shit final. at least i can make myself feel better by knowing i will be able to post
>1993
until the end of time

>>76164437
fuck off horsefucker

Y'all niggas gonna cry when da PangZ lift da cup, 4 sho

>>76164458
>norge makes a bad post
things are getting pretty awful around here

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wow!

>>76164481
Assuming you're a pongsfag why would you even be thinking about the flylels right now

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>>76164512
because it's funny and I just saw it?

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Reminder that Ducks have less fans than Arizona and even Atlanta and should be moved immediately.

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I had a dream that I was frozen 1000 years into the future (yes, like futurama). They asked me what were common names and I gave them a bunch of made up Finnish names like "Teemu Kekalainen" and "Pekka Luohkonen". I also told them that everyone drove orange 2007 Honda Civics.

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>>76164521
No worries Canes and Islels both moving and with how bad Trudeau is fucking up Canada, none of those teams will be going there.
Hopefully we get Islels so we get based Tavares

holi cannoli

>>76164546
He actually thinks his nigger shithole is getting another team
laughingwhores dot jaypeg

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REMINDER

R E A L
HOCKEY
FANS

next year, snes. next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EqyPVAXiY

>>76164546
if the isles move it's just back to nassau

>>76164546
Houston team when

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>>76164610

No

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>>76164610
snes are still the most successful Canadian team of the last 20 years

http://www.strawpoll.me/13043726

Anyone surprised by how many Predditor fans we have on /hoc/?

>>76164695
penguins every time they make the playoffs they get raped by the pens?

>>76164698
Explain how the hell the defending champions are in any way the "good guys".

>>76164698
no. after /pol/ brought in every underage kid I'm not surprised by how awful everything is

>>76164698
Just because I dont want yinzer faggots to have a dynasty doesn't mean I'm a redditor. Pittsburgh is a shit city and their fans are fucking shit

>>76164714
pittsburgh at least regularly produces nhl talent, even espn is making fun of how every predator fan is bandwagon

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>>76164698
>click poll
>who good guy
>vote penguin
>see result
>69% preddit

A B S O F U C K I N G L U T E L Y
D I S G U S T I N G

MODS PLEASE

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>>76164610

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>>76164717
Wut? What happened on /pol/?

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>hawks
>blue-footed boobies
>ducks
>penguins

predators cannot be stopped by bird memes

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>>76164774
>nashville was a mistake

>>76164774
too bad you associate yourselves more with the mighty catfish than mammals

>>76164774

>two arrows on one draw

clearly a nigger would think that would work

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>>76164774
>>76164812
i actually might have been more willing to root for the nashville team if they had named themselves the Catfish

i live in STL right near the missour/mississippi confluence and catfish are wonderful. last year, saw a dude catch a FUCKING HUGE catfish as i was drinking with my gal near the water in a secret-ish spot where there's calm waters. fucker must have weighed almost 100 pounds, as this dude was a full grown muscular man and was struggling to carry it to his icebox. catfish are fucking delicious.

rename them the Nashville Catfish and i'll root

>>76164842
not gonna read your blog faget

>>76164842
I know in the Ganges river there are catfish that eat the dead bodies that float down there. Every now and then a live one gets snapped also. I wonder how big they get to be able to do that.

>>76164875

the massive ones are in vietnam and cambodia

does anyone have aloe

i'm sunburnt :(

>>76164951

i do, i also bought medicated wipes the other day because i had a tickle on my anus

>>76164951
i'll trade you one (1) bottle of aloe for one (1) pic of butt kippypoopoo

>>76164951
aloe, bonjour

>>76164951
how'd you get burnt

>>76165062
by the sun

i think i get burnt more easily when i go running and i work up a sweat than if i just sit in the sun for an hour tanning

must be some weird science thing behind it

>>76165178
water does some sciency refractiony shit with the rays and it gets you tan faster that's why hot sluts tan by the pool and splash themselves once in awhile

>>76165178
>>76165178
kip thanks for bumping /hoc/ with these bait posts

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>>76165249
I see.

Guess I'll bring a spritzer bottle with me next time I tan.

>>76165337
come on bby you know how good titties look when they got some water drops on them in the sun

>>76160348
Swedish sports work a little different than it does in America. It's a large organisation. They have a football team in the highest league, a hockey team in the second tier league, they have bandy, basketball, boule, bowling, boxing, golf, handball and floorball too. And add youth and kids teams to if not all, then most of those sports.

>>76165411
sounds gay

>>76165430
Should be right up your alley then

>>76165522
>like
>upboat
>reblog

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Bill

So is it confirmed now that Pulju is a bust? Or did Finland just not give him any ice time?

>>76165574
name a better thrill than bill

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>5 more days until hockey

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>>76165649
alright kip we're in this alone so i'll bump hoc with you

yes, i'm a straight man. yes, i have a girlfriend. yes, i love her. yes, i do sex with her.

Yes. I am gay for Erik Karlsson.

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c'mon Kip, i'm drunk and i can only do so much, you know we love you. let's keep this shit bumped, eh?

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last Karlgod bump, and then i'm leaving the bumping to you, Kip, i know you are up to the task

Sens could have easily won the cup this year.

Flukey goal kept then from it

We can only pray Lord Sid and the guinos shuts down preddit

god bless, /hoc/

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>>76165699
>>76165779
>wanting Karlsson to tickle you with his beard
>gay

don't think you know what "gay" means...

>>76165843
>Sens could have easily won the cup this year.
>Flukey goal kept then from it

One goal away from that one anons post from being true.

>>76165881
i have never seen anything so majestic as that swan, thank you kip

What league will Jesse Puljujarvi be playing in in four years?

My guess: ECHL

>people are bandwagoning the preds so let's overlook the penguins tanking and rigging the draft twice for lemieux and crosby, ending peoples careers left and right, and getting massive refpuck every playoffs

if you arent a pens fan and want the preds to lose, seek psychiatric help immediately

>>76165954
nice attempt, reddit

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Is it possible to off myself without disappointing people further? Most methods I can think of will lead to questions and paperwork. Maybe there is a way I can give my life in the name of science.

Recommend me a good book /hoc/
I want some summer reading
No genre fiction

>>76166094
Name of the Wind

>>76166074
I think about this too. It's funny you can get so caught up in what other people think of you that you worry what they'd think if you killed yourself.

The best way is to disappear. Do it in the middle of a forest.

>>76166094
Lonesome Dove

>>76165613
>drafted by deadmonton
Sadly he is likely to bust. Hopefully it brings change, this should not be allowed to continue.

>>76165934
GSL

>>76166094
anything by Bret Easton Ellis or Chuck Klosterman

>>76166074
I'm pretty scared for when my grandmother dies, I can't do it while she's still around. I've been trying to get over my traumatic childhood but I just get worse and worse as the years go by.

>>76151070
Why you got NFC on? It drains batteries.

>>76166074
Single vehicle car crash. Pick a spot where you won't hurt anyone else but have a reasonable excuse for losing control.

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>>76166094
>>76166102
Doors of Stone will never come out.

I've been reading The Expanse series and like it quite a bit. Reading terrible erotica written by lonely women who don't even have a GED can be entertaining too.