Why the fuck is there no thread yet?
>Kruiswijk
stream pls
Can we post again or is it still only for suckers?
4chan has been broke mate
>>76144940
tiz is back
>>76144966
Looks like it's bumping again.
>>76144891
this giro has been a borefest
>>76144891
Captcha broke. Couldn't post the thread.
>>76145018
the racing hasn't been great, but there has been a good amount of drama.
>>76145018
These 2 last stages are gonna be pretty interesting.
>>76144891
Spent 17min on the thread this morning but 4chan was broke.
Hello mates.
>>76145018
Wow, really? Last couple of days had me on the etch of my seat.
>>76145024
Nah last week has been great
>>76145024
>he doesn't have 4chan pass™
After 98.5km they climb Monte Grappa. There are many ways up and this isn’t the hardest but it’s still a big effort, 24.2km at 5.2% average but plenty of 7-8% sections along the way, especially during the first third. It’s a hard climb, the gradient changes a lot, an irregular road. There’s aa fast descent through shaded woodland, in two parts with a small flatter landing in between. Then comes 14km up the Brenta valley.
>>76145066
Forgot picture
Will Quintana attack?
PINOT
>>76144983
nice ty
The climb to Foza is the final climb of the Giro and a scenic one. It’s not steep but climbs via 20 hairpins at a regular gradient of 6-7%, a fast climb that rolls well. At the top it’s 14.8km to the finish across the plateau, down and then up, nothing for the climbs but awkward roads for anyone dropped on the climb who is tired and forced to chase.
>Can only watch the live page from the official site and this thread today since that's all my shitty droid can handle
Fucking fuck, hope Tom doesn't die on the upcoming climb.
The Finish: it’s downhill into Asiago, Italy’s jam and honey capital. There are three ninety-degree bends in town but on wide roads culminating in a right hander onto the final 250m with a slight uphill gradient to the line.
Going to get some snacks, brb senpaitachi.
>>76145088
this kills the dumoulin
power meter babbies can't into changing gradients
>>76145092
not in this week m8
>>76145028
>>76145042
yeah, the last two days have been interesting, but the rest was meh, tbf TY being JUST'd into oblivion and gaviria winning were pretty nice, but I expected more
>>76145175
It's not like they're riding fixed gear m8
I would easily beat all of you on a 10km/10%climb. Im built for the mountains, 1.83m 62kg
>>76145175
5% is basically flat for these guys.
>>76145175
>Power meter babbies
But Anon, Vroome isn't in this Giro.
Id put my money on Zakarin right now, his odds are good and he is looking strong. This stage is perfect for a Zak attack desu.
>>76145204
Hello mr skeltal
>>76145204
Did you spare any weight for muscle, senor skeleton?
>>76145204
191cm 84kg sprint me bro
>>76145175
If he can hang on for the first 8.5km he should be fine to the top. If there are huge splits <pinot has a strong rouleur up the road.
>>76145184
also, what advantage does Nairo need in this stage to feel safe tomorrow? is 1'30" enough?
>>76145204
Well I'm a fatass so it's not even a contest really.
My mom is watching a corny movie on the good tv, please Tell me when something good starts to happen
>>76145243
not enough!
>>76145204
Depends.
What are your Wattbabby numbers?
>>76145269
Just look for a stream and watch it on a pc.
>>76145243
Maybe, but probably not.
REVOLUTION
>>76145271
>>76145301
so he needs 2 mins or more in the last day for him... classic Nairo, master of the 4th week
>>76145204
Post your time up a 10 km/10% climb then
>>76145327
did someone say 2 minutes
Pinot will win the Giro
>>76145204
1.93m 61kg here.
I will fly past you with high cadence on my osometric chain rings.
>>76145296
No!! I like watching it on big screen HD
>>76145213
Maybe he is lurking at the side of the road
wtf i love tel aviv now
HOW MANY BINGS UNTIL THE TOP 5 START I HAVE TO RUN ERRANDS LADS DON'T WANT TO MISS
>>76145376
It's literally happening in 5 minutes.
>>76145376
26 bings
>mfw I watch cycling but don't actually cycle anywhere than to the corner store.
>>76145346
>>76145204
>10km climb
If it's under 20Km it's not a climb
>>76145349
Not even the skeleton king is that skelly
>>76145396
You dont know what you're missing. Long rides are awesome.
Post cycling tunes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3p-F2x7rY
>>76145355
Cheeky.
>>76145353
Hey, I only have live reports. Right now I'd take streams easy, but this shitty droid can't handle them.
>>76145204
69kg here, gained 9kg since I started cycling. Cycling is bad for you.
>>76145418
>tfw you will never ride up hawaii and collapse halfway up from altitude sickness
>>76145418
https://www.strava.com/segments/1504789
This would be awesome to try at some point.
>>76145418
>get to 2k
>start feeling the decreased oxygen in air
>road kicks up like a fucking wall
Desu I want to feel that feeling senpai
>>76145349
finding good fitting clothing must be fun.
>>76145453
Are you cycling backwards? huehuehue
>>76145424
As if team Sky would disclose the weight of Froomey.
It's all about the marginal gains mate.
>>76145490
Rapha has streetwear made for skeletons.
>>76145418
>tfw probably going to climb this this summer
Ive ordered a 32 cassette and a new derailleur just for this. I bet itll still be grinding with the 34/32.
If repeating digits then Pinot does the Giro/Tour double
>>76145486
the higher i've been in a bike is 3.2Km, it's hell, even for a mountain nigger like me
>tfw biggest you ever climb was 500m at 12%
It was quite hard
>>76145355
froome is really perfecting his pic related
>>76145535
>200W@11%
>70kg ride+8kg bike
>7.7km/h
bit less than 60 rpm at 34/32
sounds like hell
Last digit decides this stage
0-3 Quintana attack
4-6 Nibali attack
7-9 Pinot attack
Doubles: Doesnt matter lol Dumoulin will take them 3 mins on the last day
>>76145575
That's why I'd like to try it m8. Nothing like some type 2 fun.
>>76145612
>tfw this is the biggest climb close to me.
Its just short enough to fully attack it though, its a nice hill.
>>76145575
>Spend a few months in Peru.
>Let's cycle across the Andes.
>Climb gets hard as fuck.
>Barely move forward.
>Garmin GPS shows 15,810 ft (4,819 m)
>I though I was dying.
>Me and my mate reach the top.
>See van riding up, locals pull out a few bikes and pose for pictures before packing up again.
FUCKING CASUALS.
>>76145642
Quintana attack should've been quads desu
>>76145527
good thing they are helping this war refugee
>>76145676
Yah, should have swapped with Dumo winning on the last day as is the most possible outcome
James Pink. What a stupid name.
>>76145621
Tell me about it. This was with a 34/28 on a steady gradient of 9%. Absolute suffering for a full hour.
>68 rpm average
>>76145751
>New Sky training regime takes place in Syria for added weight loss.
>>76145671
>(4,819 m)
That's the height of the Mont Blanc. You're brave my friend
>>76145671
https://youtu.be/pfwk30u472A
a ton of poorfags from the Andes would be great climbers with proper training
War is Hell.
MOVISTAR
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>76145886
It was more foolishness then bravery.
>>76145905
That reminds me off Epo enriched Rabobank riders getting cucked by a local mail-man with 30+ kg of post.
https://youtu.be/-G_VtJPGFVw
To animate this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baVIiFJIb3U
Meanwhile,
>dutch digestive system
>>76145905
I was dropped by a farmer here. He was carrying his 22kg kid on a 20kg bike. No one could keep his wheel.
Christ they are going hard
>>76145978
KEK
>tfw no Vuelta a Bolivia
>>76145621
>>76145856
>200 W
>tfw not a skeleton
Based Zak is going crazy on the final climb. It suits him.
>>76146083
Is that actual power or estimated, and how many damn people are on that leaderboard? Still, good effort.
Best looking bike
I've never climbed a mountain but I'm going to try to go up soms cols in the Alps this summer. I weigh 80kg, my bike will weigh about 13kg with baggage. I wonder how it'll go
>>76146154
Hope you've got a triple, baby.
put 500 gypsy gold on pinot lads. have a feeling he will be the one.
>>76145414
>iktf
https://youtu.be/Ar3VdT84k1k
>>76146154
Try to live some years in Locombia as rural worker before climb the Alps.
>>76146192
Im thinking Zak, he had 40/1 odds at the start of the day.
>>76146125
Really lovely paint job.
>tfw you will never own a Cipollini NK1K with memewheels.
>>76146286
thats fucking hideous
>>76146116
Estimated because it was on a rental bike. Though strava does estimate power pretty well on long climbs as long as your weight is set correctly. Wasn't really pushing it because I still had a ton of climbing to do to get back home.
>>76146265
>downhill tt
if he doesn't crash it will be a miracle desu
>>76146189
48/32 and 11/32. It's a cx bike
DOPING FOR YOUR HAIR!!
Is this the most viscious marketing campaign of our times?
>>76146286
Lel, I have never seen those wheels before. Looks like something I would want when I was 7. It would be even better if they make some kind of cool noice going through the wind
>>76146407
It's valuable
>tfw there's still no Scanuppia stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5hjFksSCM
>>76145658
Aren't there some bigger hills near the Veluwe?
For me the closest decent hill atm (at parents for the weekend, at home in Eindhoven there are decent MTB trails but the biggest climb I've had there is the Hovenring lmao.
>>76146513
this is cruel and unusual
any streams that aren't complete shit?
How was your daily pre-giro ride? I did some 40km and it was the first rideof this summer that wasnt just suffering.
>>76146460
>dat gap
Is a horse an athlete?
>>76146541
Seconding this
>>76146513
jesus christ
I bet theyre better walking up that.
>>76146460
that gap
>>76146352
I just want a memebike blessed by the sprinting god himself.
It should be as flouro as his personality.
Also they are truly insane, stiffest frame I ever rode.
>>76146436
They are true meme claiming they reinvented the wheel but Cippolini puts them on al his show bikes so they have to be at least very expensive.
https://www.fluxoswheels.com
Is Tom going to be killed within the next few minutes?
>>76146546
I did ~500 meters to Netto and back.
>>76146560
Hope you just watched based gimi
>>76146557
>>76146568
>>76146513
>The easy parts are 10+%
How many people do you want to die?
>>76146541
pls respond
where the fuck are you all watching this, tiz and procyclinglive are both gone
>>76146546
It is way too warm to ride today. Have a ride I did last summer when I was on form.
>>76146541
>>76146564
http://sportsmediaworld.blogspot.com/2017/05/giro-english-live-link_24.html
Pretty decent. Found via /r/peloton
>>76146546
Didn't ride today because I fired up a chainsaw this morning and took down a fence and half a dozen trees. Now my arms are screaming for help.
>>76146596
I'm watching the quali after this stage. No spoilers pls.
>>76146620
It doesn't work at all for me, keeps freezing. I'm pretty sure my connection is fine though..
Poor Zakarin, great effort from his team only to lose a minute on the descent
Poor mollema
They have 5km left to attack BIG Tom.
After that it's pretty much settled.
>>76146633
Good shit, thanks m8
>>76146610
i'm watching tiz rn
http://tiz-cycling.racing/livestream/
>>76146646
>Bauke Molenga
>everytime he says"roiders" instead of "riders"
also F for Molingman
>>76146605
This is literally Tom winning the Giro. Right here, right now
this one's working or me for the past 5 mins or so
http://cycling-today.com/live-cycling/
>Movistar with no domestiques left
>katjusha with 3
really makes you think doesnt it
>>76146571
Now we are talking
>>76146646
Are you talking about Bauke ''always hanging on for dear life'' Mollema?
>>76146696
This doesn't fooking slip
Just tuned in
Who's in what group lads?
Btw, they are a lot of yt streams available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bPm5DLejxg
>>76146708
The ads are also insane.
https://youtu.be/tMSR37l3uxU
>tfw Cipollini is fitter at 50 then you could ever achieve despite full on roiding and doping.
>>76146740
everyone of importance together
>>76146740
Teuns and Devenyns
>>76146752
just changed to different roids
How much Alpecin did Katusha use today?
>>76146762
Holy shit, as long as Tom hangs on in the decent and last climb its ggwp
>>76146706
looks like the bloodbags finally arived for them
Who's in the leading group? Anyone interesting? I know all the important riders are with big Tom
>>76146752
>implying cipollini is not full on roiding and doping
>>76146794
>>76146770
+Slagter is in 2nd group
>>76145355
me on the right
>Why is this man holding a stuffed Fox?
DINOS
Wait did that guy have the german empire flag on his back?
Someone trip these fucking mongoloids
>>76146833
And another one at the top wtf
>>76144891
just got home
any happenings yet?
quick rundown pls
>>76145355
background is completely different. also look at the lines on the ground
Someone's crashing in the descent.
>>76146854
Big Katusha attack but everyone back together now
>>76146854
Dumoulin and Pinot bow to Nibali
In contact with Pantani
Uses pedals
Will bankroll the first velodrome on Mars
Owns pelotons and breakaways globally
Learned fluent Dutch in less than a week
Has been known to break the the sound barrier while descending mountains
Owns 90% of blood doping labs around the world
>>76146862
Get your >PINOT ready
>Tom's a big guy and getting caught was part of his plan
>>76146862
Please don't.
>>76146884
The plot thickens.
>>76146862
Gonna be Quintana trying to push hard for extra time, too hard
>descent on
Get your PANIC reactions ready
>27km descent
let's go
>>76146884
>muh 31D chess
>>76146906
This doesn't look safe
>dubstep resumes
Post yfw you realize that devenyns climb is going to be remembered as the biggest Belgian accomplishment for years to come
>>76146930
Inb4 Nibali crash
Come Comrades, join our Cooking Revolution
>>76146941
>They make this so the giro becomes more exciting
>>76146905
>Quintana
>trying to push
BOOK YOUR TRIP NOW
>>76146971
OY
Y
Live page is fucked and only gives me Cataldo in the main group. Is Tom still there?
>>76147004
nah he stopped to take a piss
>>76146941
>not having parasailing equipment attached to your bike
>>76147004
All GC guys still there, Cataldo slightly ahead solo
Look like Gondor
>>76147021
Don't do that to me man, I might actually buy it.
>>76147027
Ah, makes sense. Guess the page is just fucked again. Thanks.
>Pee no
Riders in the break frantically asking the moto how long they have.
>>76146571
Damn. Well, if you're going to meme, you might as well do it properly.
>that spinning disc on the website
...
>>76146872
>175mm cranks of peace
>>76146872
nice
Effective and silent!
>nudge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw4YhpXrQpM
Who will under steer through the Parabolica tomorrow?
>>76147152
Is he fartimg? Is he gonna take a shit again?
>>76147180
Nairo. But he'll just bunnyhop out of any dangerous situation
>>76147182
no, he's never going to take a shit again
they sewed his asshole up and installed a portal in his intestinees
This descent is fucking amazing
>>76147180
If tomorrow's OP doesn't use picrel instead of the boring as fuck profile and calls it /f1/ edition, I will personally search for the guy and petrol bomb his house
>>76147249
Too bad we're on the 5th ad break
>>76147213
;_;7
>>76147171
Based Barguil
BRAPPP
>>76147279
>mfw tiz swaps to the commentary free channel
BEDANKT JUAN
TAK JUAN
T H A N K S
H
Á
N
K
S
J U A N
U
A
N
DANKE JUAN
Danke Juan
Cold Munich style helles to combat 30°C
prime comfy
>>76146746
Thanks for this by the way. My shitty droid can't into streaming sites, but the tube still works. This is way better than just watching the live reports.
I can't hold my poo in any longer, is this a safe moment to go?
>>76147450
Fucking hell, Tom
>>76147450
Stop posting Tom! You are not out of the title picture!
>>76147450
Sure, we have your back friend :)
just watched tour des fjords go by my house, that was pretty comfy lads
>>76147450
TOM
>>76147450
just shit your pants tom
no one will notice
>It's crackin', it's crocodile style!
>>76147450
Post pics.
>>76147450
>he doesn't powershit
only need 10 seconds in the bathroom
>>76147277
:^)
Contador is the GOAT. He would have done a 70km attack.
>>76147562
Yeah but would he have done it with MUH PANACHE?
I would absolutely love it if Pinot won the Giro
Who /nervous/ here?
TOM DROPPED
>>76147606
here
don't get the nervous shits again though, please
You will never make a banner with your local community to put up as the riders cycle through your beautiful pictures town
>>76147464
>>76147468
>>76147480
>>76147483
>>76147487
>>76147492
>>76147495
All done lads, I...I think it's a prophesy...
;___;
>>76147632
Go to the tour of yorkshire next year lad
>Visconti
>>76146833
/lifelong/ tom d fan
>>76147636
Wew, lad
THEE
DANGER
MEN
>>76147636
absolute madman
>>76147636
Tom will be dropped because of this post
>>76147636
Goddammit
>>76147636
T as in:
Time for <pinot to win
>>76147636
This shit shouldn't surprise me anymore but...
Is pozzovivo the ultimate manlet?
HE
NEEDS
TO
REALLY
>REAALLY
PUSH ON
TO
SECURE
TURD
PLACE
>>76147636
someone please tweet this to him
don't have a account
>>76147706
no that's Damiano Cunego
/pinot/
>>76147706
Samuel Dumoulin is the powermanlet.
>>76147636
literal shitposting still counts as shitposting anon
>>76147738
>>76147636
You manipulated those logs into position by hand, didn't you.
Are they just going to bring TDM to the top and let him crush them all in the final TT?
>>76147754
Not even, this is how they landed as I realised them in a short but steady burst.
>>76147747
What frame size he rides?!
>>76147768
lets all hope so
>>76147768
quintana will attack in the last 500m, lead over the top
then get caught in about 5min
>>76147727
Pozzo is 3 inches shorter than cunego
pozzo is 2 inches taller than jean robic
Who /dome/ ?
btw is anyone going to Dusseldorf for the first two stages of the TdF?
BASED JAN HIRT OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE
NIBBLES
>>76147784
Probably rides a kid size frame
no worries toothpastes, ten dam will drag drolmoulin over the climb
>>76147821
reporting in
HERE GOES THE NIBBLE
There's no panache in this peloton !
>>76147747
>>76147847
panache shark
NIBBLES
TOM DON'T FUCK UP NOW
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ITS FUCKING ON
IT
IS
FUCKING
HAPPENING
I like that Nibli attacks but he's only going to get dropped in the end
GO TOM GO
Someone help Nibali ffs. Nairo pls
NIBBLING
>TOM DROPOULIN
TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM
COME ON YOU GOAT IN BLACK AND WHITE
TOOTHPASTE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>this kills the tom
How dumb is Quintana?
>>76147856
>Panache meme
Also
>Dumoulel
Tom comes back in his own pace, while Nibbles blows himself up.
>>76147896
who or what is toothpaste
you've been saying this a lot
Wew that was scary
>>76147896
>(you)
First attack denied :^)
Nibbles handing the Giro to Quintana
pls no
>>76147904
Quintana is literally the currently worst rider in the top-5.
Niballi has no chance in TdF same as Dumoulin. Froome will cruise to another easy victory.
JUST FUCKING GO GOAT BOY FFS
>>76147896
(YOU)
truely KINO race
why is Zakarins jersey always open?
FUCKING DO SOMETHING QUINTANA REEEEEEEEE
ANYTHING GOES, JUST DO SOMETHING
DOME
O
M
E
>>76147924
(you)
Easy lads, that was just the appetiser to the devastating Pinot attack that's about to come
>russian froomey
ALLEZ DOME
ALLEZ POZZO
ALLEZ AG2R
>>76147934
Quintana has nothing to give. He's a broken man.
habbeding
>Its a Zak and Pozzo episode
>>76147925
Italy is pretty.
>>76147948
he has NEVER done anything this whole Giro
i hate him so fucking much, such a boring cunt
>>76147948
(you)
mfw Zakarin wins the giro
>>76147948
>the city of (you)
>Nibali and Quintana are done
Where are the stupid Dane and Norge now?
QUINTANA ATTACKING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
QUINTANA ATTACKING
Le never leave the back wheel of closet rivals man until the last day man
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh c'mon Tom
>Pinot
>>76147928
He needs to cool off from overheating due to all the doping his body is own.
Quintana haters BTFO
>>76147967
THE WAIT IS OVER
oooh finally
must have heard my cursing
ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
KINO
RACE
>>76147920
Aru will win.
DUTCHSHITS ON POOICIDE WATCH
pastyboy will just roll back on the flat
Long TT as the last stage if kinda fun change, goats can just ride 2nd guys wheel while ignoring everyone else
Based Colombia
FUCKING QUINTANA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
They are really struggling to catch Zaka and Pozzo.
>RUSSIA STRONGK
>>76147824
>Live pretty close to Dusseldorf
>Found a couple of friends who wanted to go there too
>gf booked holiday to Spain during tour start
mfw
>>76147990
implying he wont crash and burn
Dumolin wouldn't be top 30 if powermeters werent allowed
All this is doing is handing it to fucking nino
nibbles whyyyy
Tom is just tt'ing up the mountain, he never really responds
>>76147920
Bardet will win
Nice effort Theuns, but you're no Van Gardereren
>>76148017
I'lll be there for you instead <3
>>76147966
They have shown nothing but stupid inaction and bad legs the entire tour. Now they gain 20 seconds and you're crowning them winners? top lols
>>76148021
he doesnt even use one, he only drives on instinct..
CANTANA
NEVER
WORKS
COLOMBIAN
WHEEL SUCKER
>>76148023
he probably hopes to beat Quintana tomorrow
today he's more worried about Domoulin
>>76147966
>they still can't follow Zakarin and ultramanlet
>>76148021
This.
Cycling has become worse than F1.
>mfw Dome wins the stage
COMING BACK BOYS
>>76148021
Probably not
Dumoulin would still be top 3 though ;)
>>76148036
They can barely shake Dumo and Junglels and can't catch Zaka and Pozzovivo lol
Come baaaaaaack
T
O
M
Pozzo looks like a fucking toddler
Got to go and check on my blueberry pie. Don't let anything happen while I'm gone.
Thanks
>>76148040
hmm yes his instinct to hold an exact wattage up every climb lmao
delusion
>>76148021
> implying you have no idea where your limit is.
> implying no one rode steady rather than in bursts before power meters
/Pinot/
PINOT WITH PANACHE !
a goatboy and a fish
versus a turd and a wine
i make bad haiku
>>76148073
post pics or start a ck thread and link pls
I'm sorry Italy. This 5 second gap will surely give Nibali and Quintana the victory.
>>76148036
>>76148054
Sure.
>>76148074
its like you dont even watch Dutch in-dept interviews
I just want to Tom to do a madness and attack
>>76148096
It's all over
>>76148103
Tom is a man of paced consistency.
A fucking Diesel train.
>moleman
How has that man not died of stress yet?
>>76148086
shark is not a fish
>fozza inda
/seriea/ is leaking
>>76148076
you can get in a vicinity, you can't get within about 5% of what a meter can tell you
that equates to multiple minutes on a long climb
>implying no one rode steady rather than in bursts before power meters
yeah, and racing was a million times more exciting then because it was such a rarity, and attacks worked tactically, not just because one rider was not as physically fit
attacks don't work tactically now, and its why 99% of attacks die within 3 seconds because the mark is riding to power
where the FUGG did jungels come from
>>76148112
is he the only full natty one?
Are there bonus seconds and the finish?
>>76148098
They can't drop Tom (or Jungels lol) and can't close the gap to Zakarin and Pozzovivo. AS PREDICTED.
Based Bob
Its over. They will all come together after the hill
>CAN'TANA
>>76148123
Yeah, the days of US Postal were so wonderful and exciting, every TdF was a surprise.
>>76148113
yes it is
>>76148130
Possibly
Dopers dont suffer like that
Next poster is a revolution
/PINOT/ /PINOT/ /PINOT/ /PINOT/ /PINOT/ /PINOT/ /PINOT/ /PINOT/ /PINOT/ /PINOT/
what an /ourguy/
based Pinot
>yfw Bardet and Pinot make Grands Tours great again
time bonuses today will be so fucking important
Friendship with Pinot ended, Jungles is my new best friend
>>76148130
100% Natty.
>>76148149
>>76148150
pinot our guy confirmed
>>76148134
>1'25''
They only need to distance Dumoulin, Pinot is with them.
You are stupid, aren't you?
>tfw they're only tiring themselves down
>>76148123
Oh you mean you want ultra-dopers back. Sorry, can't approve.
I'm running out of /pinot/ pics to post
>>76148087
Sure, if it's done before the race is over and doesn't end up looking like Tom's behind after the poop stage
Tom Dumoulin will win the stage.
>>76148145
you are a retard
Those days were fucking godly
you can still watch those stages on youtube in their entirety for how fucking epic racing was back then
80s were better than today too, there was actual racing.
>they are finally working together
fug
>>76148162
literally 0% fat
>>76148161
BENELUX ALWAYS
why isnt quintana pulling on the front ?
>>76148167
AND THEY CAN'T. It is plainly obvious they don't have the power to do shit. It's over. Goatman and Italy BTFO.
>>76148181
fuck off yank
What a boring ass climb
1km to the top.
>>76148148
>>76148162
>iwanttobelieve.jpg
>Attacks for 5 seconds
>Flicks the elbow
Jesus Christ, Quintana....
Pinot the fucking locomotive
>>76148194
He's saving himself for next week.
>>76148145
Those don't count because >Armstrong
>>76148171
What the fuck have powermeters got to do with doping?
>let's work together
>1.5km before the top
BIG Tom got this
this is extremely exciting racing
>>76148171
would rather have roided up lance putting in brutal attacks than dumolin TTing every climb while quintana attacks for 30 seconds, gives up and gets pulled back
>>76148181
epic
not really
>>76148225
>babby's first bike race
pinot is a fucking machine.
>two consecutive finishes that aren't on summits
for what reason
post yfw Pozzo wins after Zakarin did all the work
>>76148220
Sorry Italy, your inability to read and understand the English language has now disqualified you from future (You)s. This will be your last. Spend it well.
>>76148198
They're literally gaining.
And that's not the point. I've never said they are the best, I said they were not done.
Dumoulin is the best.
You are fucking stupid.
I've never seen Nibali look at gassed
>>76148224
>lance putting in brutal attacks
against his team mate's wife perhaps. cos watching those tours was boring as fuck
For me it's Ilnur Zakarin
Fun fact : If every leaders were /pinot/ the race would be the best
Is Mollema the worst good rider ?
Hope Dumoulin isn't gonna get mad at no one riding again, he just has to keep the pace on
>>76148260
>kruiswijk
NIBALI GAAT ZICH ALS EEN STEEN NAAR BENEDEN GOOIEN
Why do belgians always say this?
DUBSTEP BREAK
>>76148257
>babby's first bike race
>>76148261
Bob is helping
>Zakarin nervous
hope he's not having flashbacks from last year desu
>Quintana descent
Get your >Pinot memes ready lads
>>76148272
>not using your meme expressions
Top kek Zakarin and Pozzovivo already lost the advantage.
>>76148244
What the fuck are you talking about now?
>Pinot can descend now
absolutely based
>>76148275
>>76148238
Here we see the natural defense mechanism of the Burger when it realises it's out of its league.
This is a civilized sport. You may want to sit back and observe before making a fool of yourself.
>>76148272
Because it's what he does? Great expression imo.
>>76148244
>>76148293
please dont start again
>>76148304
>bottle throws
>idiot runners
>roadside poopin
not really that civilised desu
every second that ticks back is so vital
this is so fuckign tense
>>76148303
It's easier when you can copy what Nibali does.
>>76148304
What's civilized about vikings?
>>76148309
I'm simply asking a question.
sup
>tibot pinot
what a waste of an attack
quintana trying to suck on everyones wheel
B A U K E
A
U
K
E
>>76148337
Just wait until tomorrow's TT
>Gap's getting smaller
TOM
O
M
Put 5 possible winners in a group and you get this, no one wants to work.
based Mollema riding for Tom
> The absolute state of the front group
>>76148351
He is the ultimate wheel sucker.
>Quintana and Nibali lost giro to Dumoulin for not colaborating with Pinot
>>76148359
About fucking time
Jungels is a big timer now.
This man is gonna win grand tours in the future.
front group is a shambles
>6d chess by locotomif dumoulin
divide and conquer lads
>>76148344
was he actually a guest on arthur
Zakarin ruining everything for everyone !
french commentator is so mad
Based Benelux alliance, let's go boys
if quintana wants to win the giro he needs the 10 seconds
How many kms left?
Fucking WORK
DECREASING GAB YOU'RE DOING IT TOM
YES TOM YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Quintana is a disgrace
he just waits for other people to do all the work and hand him the Giro
you have the jersey ffs, earn it
>>76148373
>>76148372
jeez he is so biased to pinot, belgian tv does this as well but its extreme no ?
>This fucking faggot streamer
>Tom crashes, click here to watch
Had to actually check back here and see if he was indeed a faggot.
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
QUINTANA
WHEEL SUCKER
STOP WHEELSUCKING YOU DIRTY COLUMBIAN SLOTHMOUTHED POO-COLOURED MANLET
10''
>>76148373
Fun! The dutch commentator is fucking boring.
>>76148395
>babby's first bike race
>what are tactics
Inb4 Tom gets violent diarrhea during the TT and ends up 2 seconds short
Look into the eyes not around the eyes into the eyes
*your under*
"hey it's me Lance , now your going to do excatly what i tell you, you little bitch. Lean into your computer screen slowly... look at my eyes, now put your noes against mine, and slowly pucker your lips... now kiss me, kiss this 7X TDF champion on the lips.
>>76148395
NO one can hold any train of pace
>Dumoulin at 400+ watts
>>76148395
Agreed desu
>>76148397
no he's mad that nothing happened
This is ridiculous.
Based Tom activating his rocket boosters
Tom calm down, the ITT is only tomorrow.
>>76148432
Or hidden motor.
Pinot the absolute idiot pulling cunt tana to finish
>Nibali in front
>Zakarin in front
>Pinot in front
QUINTANA WHEELSUCKING EVERY MOMENT
>>76148419
you have quite nice coverage, you are lucky eurosport didnt cuck l'equipe. Its a bit hard for me as a fleming but i enjoy the fire of the presetateurs.
>keeping a conservative strategy in this situation
he's lost the Giro with this bullshit
>mfw the good guys actually win
I got tom for the stage
>timegap dubles in 200meters
fucking intalian GPS
MAKE
THE GAP
GREAT
AGAIN
pretty weak giro desu
congrats shitbreak
>>76148437
Pinot beats cuntana at the TT so its a good strategy.
Never stop /Pinot/ing
>back to 21
NOOOOOOOOOOO COME ON TOM
>italian GPS
Handtimed it at 22"
How do these ppl even go on to do the TDF after this, how do they recover??
THIS IS TOO EXCITING IM DYING
>>76148465
chill out your toothpaste cunt, you're got this
that GPS
>>76148465
Du Moulin will r8kt everybody by 1'30, 2 min tomorrow, he won giro today
>>76148437
Pinot is actually pretty good at TTs and if he can get 30 - 60 secs on Dumoulin there is a possibility if him taking the whole race.
CMON BIG TOM LAST PUSH
>when you're stuck between going all out to put time on Dumoulin and conserving some energy to sprint for bonifications
>>76148471
>>76148481
It's correct, retards.
>>76148479
>>76148484
But what if....
I'm fucking sweating here
>>76148487
PINOT
I
N
O
T
>Pinot
BASED PINO BASED PINO BASED PINO
>notimebonus for quintana
gooood
>+15
should work for tom
14 seconds
PINOT
PINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
PINOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PINOT THE GOD
Pinot more like PANACHE !
Tomorrow is going to be tenser than anything
>PINOT
>PINOT
>PINOT
Basse Pinot
PINOT
BIG TOM LOST 15 SEC
Dubs and Pinot will win the Giro/Tour double
It's over shit on the field won.
Jesus tomorrow's going to be exciting. And all thanks to a poo.
PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT
We made it lads. Pinotposting is real
>Nibali 14 secs on Dumoulin
Very hard.
>Quintana 53 secs on Dumoulin
Almost impossible.
THE GOOD GUYS WON
>THE GOOD GUYS WON
Is Quintana gonna lose the podium tomorrow?
If >Pinot wins the giro I'll post a picture of myself in full FDJ kit
Pinot stage win and only +15 seconds on Big Tom. Perfect scenario desu
>2AKARIN
>Moleman making sure there's no gap between Dumoulin and rest of the group at the line
Wtf I love Mollema now
>tfw the good guy win
betfair goes 1/3 tom d, ogre
<pinot will dominate the world
pinot pinot pinot
who /nibbles/ here?
those bitches looked like they would rather be getting raped by migrants than be there
You now realize quintana is gonna end fourth this giro
>Very Fast Dumoulin Moving at Incredible High Speed approaching.
fucking based
pinot has a real chance now
gonna be so sweet when dumoluin gets cucked by our guy on the final day
>>76148565
>yfw da sharks win da superb coil
Can the ignorant Dane and Norge finally apologize please?
A TT final stage is much more interesting then the boring stalemate stage
Dumoulin in crash in monza
Zaka/Pinot/Tom podium. Screncap this.
>>76148569
>tfw no Brazilbro
>Pinot
pinot likes wearing his helmet around
I know Tom is a TT man, but after 3 difficult weeks...Will he still be able to create over a minute gab?
>>76148585
we >89tdf now
Are there really jewfu supermodels everywhere in tel Aviv guys
>tfw no gf to take me by the hand and guide me through beautiful cities
>>76148583
Why? It went exactly as we predicted, you illiterate buffoon.
>1. PINOT
>Jungels +15
>Mollema st.
>>76148610
y-yes
now that the dust has settled I'll ask again:
Anyone going to stages 1 and 2 of the TdF? I don't want to go with my normie friends who'll just moan that they have to stand up for 3-4 hours or whatever.
>>76148610
theyre russian models hired as propaganda
I
BELIEVE
PINOT
WILL
WIN
>>76148603
A TT specialist is still a TT specialist after 3 weeks, similar to how a sprinter can still pull off a great sprint despite dropping 10 times in a stage
Quintana's looking weak anyway so he should not be an issue unless mechanicals play a role
>>76148619
Don't even bother, honestly.
If Nairo can hold 6.5w/kg in the climbs why is he bad at TT? Bike handling? Bike positioning?
>>76148627
i am going with a m8, so no meeting up wwith this kind of m8s, sry
will make a sign though
>>76148603
yes
Ask yourself, after three difficult weeks why will the goat farmer manlet outperform on the flat?
>>76148636
Except the sprinter doesn't go on the limit during the 10 mountain stages, they just ride to time limit casually. Tom has been going full gas for the last few days.
>>76148642
the medical term would be official manlet
>>76148619
>>76148641
You said Quintana and Nibali would have lost to Pinot, Zakarin and Pozzovivo.
They literally closed the gap on them first and arrived together.
Now apologize or accept to be a buffoon forever and ever.
>>76148642
w/kg doesn't matter in a flat TT
it's all about watts per drag coefficient
>>76148642
total watts and frontal area is more important
than watt/kg.
>>76148642
On a flat TT pure W matters more than W/kg
He's a tiny guy so even if his W/kg is amazing his total wattage is relatively smaller.
>>76148642
Just doesn't have enough watts as he's a manlet.
>>76148627
>620km
Sorry m8
>>76148642
TTing is not about pure W/kg
he has way worse aero, and your weight is much less of an issue
>>76148642
low power because hes so light
Anyone have a cap of the GC? Streamer was a gigantic faggot for the whole stream.
Tomorrow
1 Du Moulin
2 Pinot
3 Zakarin
cuntana nibali btfo
>>76148628
Nah she's 100% jewfu
https://www.instagram.com/shirelmaliach/
I think Dumoulin will win the giro
>>76148642
The manlet doesn't have any BIG muscles on his legs
>>76148691
That would be best podium, but I don't want to be too optimistic because of Dutch choking
>>76148569
Oh shit it has been 2 years already
>>76148674
>>76148643
Welp I guess I'll go alone
>>76148660
You are just making stuff up at this point.
Pozzovivo, Zaka and Pinot were all stronger than your Nib/Quintana today. What the hell is wrong with you, seriously?
Last reply from me. Now fuck off.
>>76148642
Here's the famous stage 11 tdf sagan/froome meme attack. At around 1.25 the manlet is finally picked up by the helicopter shot. This vid tells you all you need to know about total watts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=408KVDMtHjw
>>76148585
yeah it is more exciting, but i don't think TT should be that important
Grand Tours should be about climbs, tactics, energy management, not who can be faster alone on a flat
this is not the case for Doumulin obviously, he's being brilliant overall
when i think back on Hesjedal winning tho i can't help but feel that victory was a bit undeserved
>>76148691
>>76148693
delusion
tom is cooked, pinot is getting stronger every day
pinot to win the TT and giro
>>76148736
remember to make a sign
>>76148603
>gab
quintana and nibali are shit at TT's so he will probably win. pinot is somewhat better but the gap between tom and pinot is only 5 sec
>>76148657
>Casually
They ride hard too.
>>76148730
Rasmussen getting pulled out from the tdf is 10 years ago
>>76148691
Pinot to podium.
>>76148746
No, GTs should be about who's the best overall rider. That includes being able to ride TTs.
>>76148603
On Quintana? Most certainly. On everyone else? Possibly.
>>76148636
Dumoulin has been the only rider to show a weakness, yesterday.
We'll see.
>>76148737
>Pozzovivo, Zaka and Pinot were all stronger than your Nib/Quintana today
>couldn't maintain the gap
>arrived together with Nibali and Quintana
Holy shit, you're fucking retarded.
>>76148746
2 TTs
20 mountains
Of course it's fair
>>76148770
DELETE THIS
>>76148758
The universal choking sign?
>>76148746
that 2012 giro was sick
he showed he deserved it before aswell
great showing on the stelvio stage and before aswell. everyone won time one day and lost it the next one
incredible GT
at what time should i be in front of my tv tomorrow?
>>76148780
>overall
A manlet will never be able to succeed in a TT. How's that fair?
>>76148793
Shitty mountains order in the stages.
It's funny to see how the "Dutch coke" meme really has left an actual impact on us toothpastes. I notice every other flag here is pretty confident in Tom winning tomorrow, while we aren't as much.
>>76148811
A lanklet will never be able to succeed in the mountains, how's that fair?
Also manlet detected.
>Taxidermied fox
What did he mean by this?
>>76148811
If you can't drop a TT specialist on the climbs then you don't deserve to win.
Dumoulin will never be a elite climber on 10% climbs. How is that fair?
>>76148811
The manlet can ride faster up the hills. And even collect all the bonus seconds possible from mountain stages.
1. Dumoulin
2. Pinot
3. Nibali
>>76148743
Anquetil was a manlet and still TT like hell. 360W avg is a reasonable number for Quintana tomorrow, with his tiny frontal area he shouldn't be so bad, right?
>>76148833
That'd be a massive choke desu
>pizza tagliatelli grazie
>>76148793
in 2012 there were 3 (one TTT, 2 ITT)
and i've yet to see a Giro with more than 7 real mountain stages
>>76148806
yeah he was good and again it was really exciting
but Rodriguez held the pink for so many stages during the hard part it felt a unjust to see him lose it in a TT
>>76148811
Spotted the italian dwarf
>>76148838
A meme so new even 4chan doesn't know about it yet
>>76148810
the second coverage begins (2pm)
>>76148838
must be a /lifelong/
>>76148834
>>76148846
>A lanklet will never be able to succeed in the mountains, how's that fair?
This has been proven wrong time and time again. Many lanklets won mountain stages. Show me a manlet who won a TT.
>>76148843
It all depends on the design of the stage, genius. A climb placed in the wrong order will never make a difference.
Also powermeters and radio.
Look at the Tour, when was the last time a climber won it? The design is garbage.
>>76148904
EXCUSES
X
C
U
S
E
S
wah wah the route isn't designed EXACTLY like I want it
>>76148904
nibbler?
also vroom vroom is an alrounder nowadays, not a TT rider
>>76148785
Dumoulin hasn't been the only one to show weakness. The fact that Quintana/Nibali aren't going into tomorrow's TT with at least 2 minutes on Dumoulin is a weakness.
>>76148793
Every year or so there should be +100km of ITTing in on of the GTs.
That and ban power memeters.
>>76148904
>froome
>not a climber
>>76148833
But i witnessed it so many times. It's like our mentality is wrong. We are either too cocky or too nonchalant
>>76148955
and tehy should be 1-2 minutes down if it wasn't for poopoolin
>>76148918
>facts are excuses
If you don't count Contador who was ultradoped and an immense talent you have to go back like 20 years to see a real climber win a Giro or a Tour.
>>76148943
Nibali is 1,82. He's more of a passista (don't now how to translate it) than a pure grimpeur.
>>76148955
That's not a weakness, that's a limit. Dumoulin literally had a problem yesterday.
>>76148989
He's a TT/Stage race all-rounder who climbs very well due to his "marginal gains".
>>76148989
vroome is just the best at everything (except sprinting)
climbing
TT
descending
best rider since merckx
>>76148955
Dumoulin is still climbing waaaay above his level if anything. Especially today. He must be very content with this effort.
Remember, they were supposed to put minutes into him in the last couple of days.
>>76148904
The thing is if you're a manlet it's easier to climb, whereas if you're taller you're better at time trialing. You can obviously make a bigger difference in a TT and that's why there are usually 2 TT in a grand tour. The general classification is being won by the best overall rider, who's performed on the required level throughout the race, for climbers there's a different jersey.
>>76149027
>a climber has to be a manlet
he is a climber with some ppunch, but he is a climber with insane bike handling and descending skills nontheless
>>76149027
Rouleur = Passista
>>76149047
>best rider since merckx
can you name any other rider that rode before Team Sky came into existence?
I'll wait for you to do some googling.
>>76149047
Most boring rider I've ever seen.
>>76149047
You mean since Lance, no?
>>76149080
Thanks.
>>76149018
I think it's more a matter of overthinking things, losing focus and so fuck up.
>>76149047
Why was he so bad before joining Sky?
>>76149153
he didnt join sky
the team became sky
he was just a TT rider back then (at barloworld)in a non world tour team
>>76149116
Same medic as well, probably.
>>76149099
i've been watching cycling for years m8
>>76149104
>le froome is boring meme
>meanwhile everyone sucks off dumoulin who literally never attacks
>>76149116
who?
>>76149153
because he was just starting his pro career?
>>76149213
If Froome is so good why doesn't he ever do the Giro, which is harder than the Tour?
>>76149213
>i've been watching cycling for years m8
>who?
yup
>>76149379
The Britfans all started watching in 2012 so, yeah, that DOES count as "years".
>>76149344
ever since a seething frenchman threw piss at him he dedicated his life to winning as many tours as possible
also winning le tour is pretty much the only reason sky exist, why ruin your training schedule to ride a hard race with far less exposure
>>76149400
>implying i wasn't bandwagoning wiggoat back in the rabobank days
>>76149047
>user was banned for this post
fucking hell la
>>76149379
not him but if you don't understand the 'no tours' Armstrong 'who' meme, you may be autistic
>1 DUMOULIN Tom 50’ 37” 0’ 00”
>6 NIBALI Vincenzo 52’ 44” 02’ 07”
>19 PINOT Thibaut 53’ 19” 02’ 42”
>23 QUINTANA Nairo 53’ 30” 02’ 53”
Someone go puncture Dumoulin's tyre tomorrow or everyone is getting crushed.
HIRT
I
R
T
Also, I made it to finally see Juan's advice and wasn't this memster sporting oval cranks?
>>76149606
Doodoomoulin's winning it, innit.
>>76149153
Because he was a young fat lardy white African competing for small teams with shit preparation and shit staff and he still did good.
Sky engineered him to be a machine.
It's also not just him, watch how sky rides the TDF, unlike Movistar infighting and retarded tactics, everything is done to ensure the benefit for Froome.
Most of their domestqiues would be GC contenders at other teams.
>>76149675
Froome showed good potential in one of his early Tours. Think it was 08 or something. He was nowhere to be seen from that until the 2011 Vuelta basically.
>>76149153
drugs, look at the shady dealings of the mysterious "medical packages", Wiggins and Sky within the last few months. You don't go from backmarker on a B squad to a worldly talent in such a short timeframe natty.
>>76149793
Wasn't he literally carrying Wiggins' ass back then, tho?
>>76149824
Not really a backmarker. I'd say he was more "pack fodder".
>>76149884
Yes. He would have likely won that Vuelta if not for duties with Wiggins. Maybe even the 2012 TdF tbqh
Finally back. Looking forward to the HD rerun over that shitty laggy stream on a droid. What a based sprint from >Pinot though. Let's hope he doesn't choke tomorrow, he's too good a meme to waste like that. I will absolutely lose it if he overtakes Can'tana and Nibbles for the GC.
>yfw you'll be shitposting in tdf 2045 and the sky hating american will still be here posting muh drugs
>>76149793
He also had Bilharzia in that period.
>>76150059
>tfw Froome will win his 30th consecutive TDF in 2045 proclaiming himself the true skeleton king.
>>76151657
Really sends your neurons into overdrive.