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Previous thread: >>76137941
News:
>NYSAC amends weigh-in rules following Daniel Cormier’s ‘towelgate’ incident
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/daniel-cormier/nysac-amens-weigh-rules-following-daniel-cormiers-towelgate-incident/
>ONE Championship Results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/26/15697514/one-championship-results-angela-lee-submits-istela-nunes-ben-askren-dominates-agilan-thani
>Roy Nelson Signs With Bellator
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/26/15701190/roy-nelson-signs-with-bellator
Thank you Paddy for the efforts
FUCK THAT
SNOOP DOGG! YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER
I'MMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKIN ASS
>>76140968
F
R E N T
E
E
Someone have another thread ready, these autismos are spamming reports
You should be banned for trying to trick the moderator. You realize he can see your deleted post, right?
>>76141024
lol, love the whole male/female look alikes
same with the jokes about lineker.
leslie also looks alot like female knight
>>76141070
Keep crying bitch nigga
beg me
thats all im gonna say
Such a sad little man>>76141089
>>76141089
Have you guys seen Cody arguing with that body builder? Who would win?
>>76141089
little bitch
>>76141089
>>76141130
Rich Piana?
>>76141089
Your /heem/ credentials have been revoked.
>>76141089
Imagine being stupid enough to think the mods actually browse /heem/
news and links:
bjpenn.com
mmaimports.com
MikeSwick.com
tfatk.com
markhunt.tv
themaclife.com
champions.co
bloodyelbow.com
>ur gay thread doesnt get picked
>spam other thread with gay porn
>>76141163
Uh oh looks like you upset the lil guy
I will NEVER join a /MMA/ thread in my Loife
like i said, any body got a good 4chanx spam filter?
>>76141187
Sorry. To be fair he usually flips his wig when we don't use his threads anyway
>>76141130
Body builder, mma doesn't work on bigger people
mackutie dern
>>76141213
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 109
Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Circunov
Sobotta vs Saudners
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson
>>76141263
I predict it will be shit
What does heem mean?
this guy is relentless with the fake picks this time. what the point if youre not going to goof them? i really dont get it
Where the hell is coralsprings his ban should be up by now
>>76141297
How do you know he wasn't permaban
>>76141263
>no one uses your threads
>no one uses your picks
>no one responds to your fake friend simulation
Imagine throwing a temper tantrum on the internet where your identity is unknown because people didn't want to post in your thread.
>>76141323
If I ever think of killing myself I'll remember that I'm not as pathetic as him
>>76141297
Soon.
Anyone else pissed this is a Sunday card?
I filter every image the spammer posts.
I'm up to about 80 pics filtered but he still has more and more.
What a demented fuck.
>>76141347
I don't care since I have Monday off, I can get super drunk
>>76141347
its probably a daytime card too, those are always WGAF
>>76141352
i do the same thing dude. i also filter every schaub image too. i can give you my md5 list if you want
>>76141263
Gustafsson
Circunov
Sobotta
Razak Alhassan
Taleb
Hermansson
https://eroshare.com/968nse8y
angela lee's full fight
>>76141415
>i also filter every schaub image
lmao @ ur """life"""
Miesha and her sister.
Gadooooosh
for me it's Tuss
>>76141415
Schaub doesn't bother me really but the gay scat is a bit unnerving.
I love every single one of you faggots, /Heem/ is here to stay. Nothing will divide us, aspies will continue to be frustrated
/heem/ can you explain to me why you can't control your autists? It's fucking pathetic that I have to come to your threads every night to post so my mommy won't die. Fuck you.
>>76141441
t.obese mandrama watching spammer
>>76141448
tuss is a fatty
>no one uses my thread or my gay picks
>oh I know! better spam gay porn!
state of your "loife"
>>76141468
t. Casual /mma/ faggot
Schaub is /heem/ culture. You wanna know who hates Schaub? Reddit.
>>76141467
The /wwe/ spastics are still reeling from getting kicked out of /sp/
They think /heem/ has a connection to them and want us to join them so it keeps spamming scat
>>76141428
thanks
>>76141469
I want her to suffocate me with her ass
>>76141428
aint clicking that shit nigga
>>76141481
Worked.
>>76141481
Other generals get scatspammed too though?
>>76141490
i got if from r/wmma. there's one guy that uploads most fights,interviews, news and highlights there. its crazy how much dedication he has to wmma. i wish there was something like that for regular mma
fags all of u
>>76141489
have you even seen her ass? i bet its boxy and flabby. she probably has one of those THASS. where her back just turns into thighs and skips the ass because shes so fat
>>76141468
t. cheeto fingered unsuccessful scat fetish h8r
>>76141495
They do? I don't think so.
>>76141490
If you think WMMA belongs on the main card of a PPV, for sure lose my number.
Do you even think DC will make weight this time?
>>76141522
If I'm a scat fetish h8er then that makes you a scat fetish lover thus making you the obese spammer.
>>76141527
You now remember the disaster that was UFC 200
>>76141536
h8r please ur embarrassing urself
>>76141527
WMMA belongs to headline every card just to trigger spastics like you 2bh
/heem/inder
>>76141352
>>76141415
does doing this save the images on your own computer though?
>f-floyd stands a chance!
>>76141519
your opinion = WGAF
>>76141554
It was only a few months ago that this picture appeared 50 times per thread
BASED ONE camera man
>>76141554
goob is gonna be way out of his element
>>76141526
get that ass ready
>>76141550
no, it blocks the file's md5. nothing gets saved
So they got 50% off on these?
>>76141566
being the undisputed king of /heem/ only stays so interesting
I still return from time to time to remind the peasants of their place
>>76141575
wat
also who's the pinhead?
>>76141558
>>76141590
Grow up
im going to be editing all my schaub images every time before i post them just to teach this h8r a lesson
>>76141597
nigga is you serious
>>76141613
You gonna change your filenames to get Coral Springs banned too?
>>76141613
Imagine if you spent that time learning a useful skill that could earn you money.
Just imagine.
>>76141629
Imagine you washed your cheeto encrusted hands for once h8er!
fags
>>76141629
If he was smart he would use a batch file to modify them
homos
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>76141547
What does this even mean?
>>76141622
No. I'm not the impostor. I appreciate Coral and his contributions and eagerly anticipate his return.
>>76141629
I have many useful skills and apply them to my sound job. No need to project h8r
>>76141639
lmao he types the captcha in manually
>>76141647
i think he's talking about jon jones
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS ON THE FRIEND SIMULATOR
Everyone in here's a fag.
>>76141660
How do you go from that.....
To this?
>>76141573
>implying rizin isn't the goat
get this amateur outta here
>>76141661
tbqh he has a black dad that didn't abandon him, that's something to be proud of
>>76141639
>Expecting a shob fan to be smart
>>76141660
>(((schmidt)))
DROPPED
>>76141660
Undeniably Jewish. Lost to Ronda Rousey twice. Fucking trash.
>>76141682
>>76141684
Triggered?
everyone here is a fucking faggot
seriously
>>76141695
You have literally no idea how much.
>>76141697
That includes you faggot.
>>76141697
>le epin raid xD
When will you grow up?
Fags
Alright discord, you guys ready to commence the ultimate raid?
Checking in! I'm here! I'm ready let's do it!
Alright nerd1 you start the raid!
"Everyone is a faggot"!! Hahahahaha
Alright nerd2 your turn, call everyone a faggot!!!!
HAHAHAHA LOOK HOW MAD /heem/ is!!! They will never appreciate le true patrician sport of pro wrestling! The gentlemans sport!
>>76141715
Worked
>>76141703
>>76141707
>>76141715
>>76141715
Haha we sure showed them!
>>76141695
I'm kidding, couldn't give a shit what religion she is, as long as she stays hot and I can tug my chub to her n00dz
>>76141715
Mandrama will never be a sport. The wwe babbies still think it's real. Sad!
>>76141707
mad?
Jacare/woodley poster is the spammer
All of you are fags (faggots).
>>76141793
He's also the bootleg schaubposter
>>76141813
Thank you for clarifying, I wasn't sure what you meant by that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNDon9_82U
>Grandpa can you tell us what 2017 was like?
>Well you see my imaginary grandkids, there was this anime imageboard and every friday night me and some of my buddies would get together...
>You had friends grandpa?
>Uh yeah...well you see there was this site called discord and me and my...friends would larp as pro-wrestlers and talk about getting worked
>What's larping grandpa?
>Don't worry about it kiddo, but me and my friends would get together and *giggles while coughing up a lung* spam gay porn in other threads for (you)'s and call them fags hahaha!
>Uh grandpa you're weird!!!! I dont wanna talk to you anymore. mommy can we go home?
>"Those were the days...You kids these days don't know what having a good time means"
>*jerks off to a naked picture of Hulk Hogan while crying self to sleep* based me working my grand-kids into thinking im their grandfather im actually queer lmao bud
>>76141875
>>76141793
I'm not, dont besmirch my name you faggot wonderboi cuck
>>76141875
>>76141875
Worked
who should Herica fight next? would you watch a woman's ufc atomweight division?
>>76141911
No more WMMA divisions please someone make it stop
>>76141911
no thanks, I found a picture of her feet and to tell you the truth, she has the ugliest pair of hoofs in all of wmma, hell, all of mma.
>>76141889
The fact you responded to being identified as X poster shows how much of a zilch you are.
>>76141923
why do you hate ass?
>>76141936
Grow up.
If you don't like _______ you can't be my friend.
Fill in the blank.
i'm worried about angela she hasn't posted in a long time
>>76141948
Pears
>>76141936
n-n-n-next time right?
>>76141951
Cynthia baby head please
Famous
I thought Woodley never lost?
My guy
For sure
100%
Lose my number
Peaches are a beast
I think you'd be surprised
Is Brendan P. Shob the most important personality in /heem/ culture?
>>76141975
That would be Lithuanianbro
>>76141981
He's been the most harmful.
>>76141986
That's what you get, I wouldn't dare get in his guard
>>76141971
i forget, who's the welterweight champion of the world right now?
>>76142000
Some french Canadian roider
>open thread
>gay porn spam from an hour ago still up
And yet I get banned for saying nigger.
>>76141971
>n-n-n-ext time for sure
>>76142000
Douglas Lima
>>76142000
ben askren
>the city of this thread
this is probably worse than anything on any other board
>>76142000
this guy
Now that Fat Cuntry is with Bellator, will he smash Fedor?
>>76142023
Oh yeah the mod is happy to hand out 30 day bans for outlandish things such as reposting mma pasta, but he leaves the gay porn up and lets a crossboarding raid continue happening.
you are all cucks
Conor is going to knock out Mayweather in 2 rounds.
Screencap this.
Discord raid commence!
Roger get to your battle station over!
Remember. Tell us right when you posted so the next guy knows when to go!
YOU ARE ALL FAGS xD
Anyone else watching Reloaded on FS1?
>>76142122
We desperately need fights cause its getting unbearable here
>>76142155
tactics
>>76142170
you are all cucks
fags are asleep post heems
>>76142184
Not even fazed. Based Goobs.
Nate must have been swatting flys
Sorry for posting that I just don't want my mom to die
Imagine typing this out.
>>76142245
do u have the tekken kicks webm
>>76142161
we got 7 straight weeks of it, should be good
>>76142161
its just one guy pretending to be all of heem's notable posters
>>76142347
>notable posters
lol
>>76142261
I don't know if it's because I subconsciously saw your post first or if it entered my head naturally but I thought the same thing. Something about the way he moves is like Eddie from the Tekken PS1 games or something.
should rose even fight joanna? what's the point she has "no" chance right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB8JVeGE7t4
>>76142396
Nobody cares, stop ban evading
>>76142396
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>76142397
Literally the best win of her career is michelle waterson.
that tecia "win" wasn't remotely decisive
>I've been here every day since the ban
My poor sides weren't prepared.
>>76142426
Please It's been a month now. You must at least have one single reason to tell me why this is wrong, right?
>>76142442
Ban evading is serious offence
>>76142447
I'm not ban evading. I lurked while I was banned.
>Replying to people because you forgot you were banned only to be reminded by a tiny orange bar at the top of my screen.
>>76142396
*GADOOOSH*
>>76142466
>>76142396
>serving a ban
dork
>>76142466
>11 seconds
You WISH you could beat my 9 seconds record lmao
>>76142482
>>76142468
>11 seconds
close but no cigar my man
>>76142490
UFC wants Ngannou to retire Junior at the soon to be announced UFC 215 ft. Mighty Mouse title defense
>>76142396
autism:the post
>>76142493
Thanks for the (You)'s, I can feel myself growing stronger
>>76142508
Haha I know they do bro. I know you missed me.
>>76142504
i dont like this fight because everybody is gonna say Ngannou beat another guy that's ovre the hill. He's never gonna get credit for beating who gets put in front of him because heavyweight is so trash
>>76142504
I actually think Junior might be the worst matchup for Nigganou in the top 5
Timing beats speed
Precision beats power
>>76142525
Was this you?
>>76142522
Junior is just collecting a paycheck these days so I would disagree
>>76142522
I actually think JDS glass chin gets shattered once and for all and he signs for Lellator immediately.
>he's already spamming again
>>76142396
heh what a gay.
(I've done the same)
>>76142522
He can definitely be a YUGE issue for sure but he did just get knocked out and he's clearly lost some pop and spryness to him
His chin is also shot. If Ngannou lands an N Bomb its done.
>>76142504
Disappointing the UFC or an athletic commission would let JDS return that fast.
Capitalizing off his vulnerability.
>>76142549
ONE
Nothing wrong with me
>>76142578
Mick Conlan looked like shit again he was rabbit punching the whole night against some wall building uber can
finally some hetero stuff
Disappointing this low life degenerate reacts like this just to my presence.
I didn't return for this guy to kill the vibes.
Let's keep talking fights to drown this loser out.
Do you guys think Gus puts Glover away early?
>>76142599
Forgot your image there spergy got through my filters
>>76142504
jds dies in canada, should be fun
>>76141263
GustaffsSon
CirkuNov
SobotTa
AkhmeDov
TalEb
NicholSon
lads, the video to Ostovich's audition came out
>>76142635
That's my favorite Dana pic
>>76142648
This has to be mine!
my fookin girl
>>76142642
>slow mo webm
you're doing gods work lad
>>76142396
>paying to get banned
They're showing a new TUF episode on Saturday
>>76142683
steroid user
>>76142683
hew da fook is dat?
>>76142720
At least I have superb MMA podcasts to help pass the time.
#soldout
>>76142722
And it's on FOX at 5PM EST
Damn springsbro just got back and already the h8rs are in shambles!
>>76142747
You already know brother. They fold like lawn chairs when presented with reason and positivity. It's almost like it's been missing for their entire lives.
>>76142648
have this
>>76142760
Can you Dana head this one please?
>>76142736
Whoa this card looks pretty good.
>>76142771
>john
>>76142757
>>76142793
So blessed you devote that much time and effort thinking and posting about me. Nothing but love brother.
>>76142793
kek
Schaub not even worth mentioning, hahhaha.
>>76142804
Because Bellator recognizes that was a tainted win and Roy Nelson got USADA'd worse than ANY heavyweight not named Travis Browne or Ben Rothwell.... Whoa, wait a minute.
>>76142762
here you go friendo
>>76142821
Thanks bro. Saved.
>Springsperg returns
>Scatsperg returns
hmmmmmm
>>76142870
>scatsperg returns
He's been posting here almost every day since I've been gone. Especially these past few days.
You're looking for connections that just aren't there. Never associate me with that demented degenerate.
>>76142870
why dont you know how to save PNGs?
>>76140968
Jesus Christ I forget how much power is behind that last punch on Woodley. That's probably what triggered the rayciss
what site can i use to stream cops for heem?
what is the best strawweight fight the ufc can make and why is it Clawja vs Rose or Andrade
>>76141263
GLOVER
Misha Circumciser
Sounders
Alhassan
Taleb
Nickles
>>76142991
Clawja doesn't make for interesting fights with her lay n pray, I think Rose vs Hill would be the spiciest
Fresh new head for you guys, in honor of Aldo, whom I love
Schaub is slang for ______
>>76142396
What was your ban for?
Trying to remember a fight that happened sometime in the past year.
There was a ridiculously deep guillotine choke where the guy tried to walk backwards up the cage to get out of it. Thought his neck was going to be broken for sure.
Anyone know the one I'm talking about?
>>76143018
good head m8. saved
>>76143030
Pennington vs Tate?
>>76143030
I remember that but not who it was, damn now I wanna know too
>>76143039
I think you might be right. I had a suspicion it might have been a WMMA fight. I'll watch it again to see.
>>76143050
No problem my friend.
>>76143030
I know which one you're talking about my guy but I've also forgotten damn it now it's killing me too
>>76143015
>Clawja didn't box Aguilar's head off
kek, the goblin's one sided no finish massacres are boring. Clawja might lose so its fun
>>76143075
Clawja will lay on for 15 or 25 minutes on any of those chicks
>>76143025
Spamming.
>>76143024
Success
>>76143030
Sanchez vs held
>>76143054
It was Pennington vs Tate. Good to have you back my man.
>>76143092
Good to be back. Bless.
>>76143081
>galdelha is a lay and pray fighter meme
>>76142396
fucking based. welcome back springsbro
>>76143088
YES ITS THIS ONE
Apparently Misha broke both sides of a dude's jaw with a neck crank in his first UFC fight, and also broke his nose earlier with punches. Wew
>>76143085
Maybe you should take it easy with the Schaub stuff then
>>76143043
>>76143057
Pennington vs Tate, 2:40 mark in Round 1.
>>76143099
Schaub bless brother. Missed this place more than you can imagine. Thanks for the warm welcome.
>>76143088
>>76143101
Well shit I think I missed that one, I'll have to watch it too.
>>76143101
>>76143088
>>76143030
>>76143113
Please stop
>>76143113
you got it my man, schaub bless
>>76143133
One of my favorite episodes.
>>76143127
he's going straight back to talking to himself and spamming right off the bat. heem is going to get way worse over the next few days
Guys! i thought Brendan Schaub was a good fighter?
>>76143138
>talking to himself and spamming
I have never samefagged one time. Not once. I hope you get help for your paranoia. I try to make /heem/ a positive environment so hopefully it only improves.
>>76143141
He was a great fighter, I recommend watching his fight with Mitrione.
>>76143095
Wait till next week to see her lay on the crap out of KK
>>76143165
i liked his valiant efforts against Ben Rothwell
>>76143185
Tainted victory.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/7/14848764/ben-rothwell-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-ufc-anti-doping-policy-violation
>>76143138
I'm not talking to myself.
do you think a successful podcaster and personality like schaub would only have one fan on here? for sure you need some schaub in your life and less cuckoo for cocoa bravo
imagine taking /heem/ this seriously
Has anyone ever noticed how annoying it is when people post the same thing over and over again?
>>76143225
>cruzpammer is back
wew lads im out.
>tfw De Randamie thinks she's in a position to decide who she fights
>charles oliveira is good
>>76143247
i wanna suck cynthia's tiny tits so bad
>>76141588
ugly ass sweater
>>76143212
>>76143255
Did I miss something?
>>76141588
Nike merhcandise will always be more aesthetic, everything else is just compromising.
>>76141263
Gustafsson
Oezdemir
Sanders
Alhassan
Taleb
Hermansson
Damn did I miss submitting picks.
>>76143310
>Oezdemir
>>76143320
I think he is being slept on here. Gotta go big if you want to win the picks!
>>76143329
Except he submitted multiple picks
>>76143340
I submitted picks to a fake picksguy then days later submitted picks to the real guy.
Only 1 counted. I won fair and square.
>>76143310
Food goes in, Shcaub comes out, poetry writes itself sometimes.
>>76143329
If by go big you mean submit multiple picks, then yeah
I can't believe 212 is a week away
>knows what fake picks are
>submits fake picks any way
what's his endgame?
>>76143353
I think you mean hard work goes in and success comes out.
>>76143361
Submitted one official picks to the real picksguy.
Anyway, what makes you so sure Cirkunov wins this fight?
>>76143293
x-ray when?
>>76143384
shes wearing a bra
>>76143361
Busted!!
>>76143373
You submitted different picks. But hey, you are a spammer, right?
>>76143408
But I'm not.
>>76143373
I don't buy Oezdemir's ability to keep Cirkunov from getting him down and wearing him down for a submission
>>76143438
That's funny, I thought you just served a 30 day ban for spamming.
Huh
>>76143462
Just because I played football doesn't mean I'm a football player.
>>76143367
2 guys who Conor beat fighting for his belt which he never lost.
>>76143486
co-main evented by
>WMMA
and it's not even a title fight
Does /heem/ like peaches?
>>76143471
No, but your constant posting of the same pictures over and over makes you a spammer. And submitting two different sets of picks makes you a cheating (You) harvester.
>>76143494
YA CANT BE MY FRIEND
>>76143494
peaches are the best, nutritious AND delicious
>>76143494
Oh, for sure peaches are a beast my guy.
>>76143501
Buzz off h8r he submitted picks to the fake one and then reconsidered and made new picks to the real guy
>>76143515
Thanks for having my back bro.
>>76143521
BLESS brother. /heem/ deep down is excited to have you back.
>>76143531
I hope so. I have nothing but respect for all posters here. I think deep down even the ones that dislike me know that I have good intentions. I'm okay with that. Bless. No place I'd rather be.
>>76143486
Its not their fault conor refused to defend, im sure they both would rather be getting their deserved rematches
>>76143461
Oezdemir's Lellator run was pretty uneventful yes, but his short-notice win over OSP although boring was quite impressive under the circumstances. I just think him being +350 in bettings odds is a bit of stretch. Oezdemir will have a size advantage and if he can keep the fight standing most of the time, he can possibly win a close decision. I picked him because I feel if an upset happens, it will be Oezdemir.
You're all fucking faggot
>>76143515
Pretty obvious case of doubling down, but even the cheating isn't nearly as obnoxious as the constant spam.
>>76143567
>+350
That is very tempting
>>76143567
Personally I thought OSP won that fight, but those are some pretty wide odds.
>>76143547
You're correct but that doesn't change the fact that the magnitude of 212's main event is trivialized due to the circumstances.
Bisping loses to Tim Boetsch
Bisping loses to Alessio Di Chirico
Bisping loses to Augusto Leleco
A lot of dishespect in this thread for the Middleweight champion of the world.
Left Hook Larry ko's every former MW champ ever in their prime
Sam Alvey would knock out Luke Rockhold
>>76143728
Prime Ace vs Bisping would be a great fight
for sure Brad Tavares would drag Bisping to deep waters my guy
>>76143713
>Leleco
for sure wonderboy scored with some teeps and landed some great octagon control my man
for sure Coral Springs isnt gunna catch another 30 day medical suspension
>>76143775
But then you'd miss me.
>>76143784
Canada's gay ass couldn't stop from bringing you up on the daily, always asking when will coral springs be back and such
29-28 Masvidal
R1: 10-9 Maia
R2: 10-9 Masvidal
R3: 10-9 Masvidal
>>76143795
Oh I know. I was lurking and took screenshots. >>76142513
>>76143799
this is objectively correct
>>76143800
I actually missed your posts desu bro
>i'll rematch holly
>i-i'm injured
>im having personal problems
>u kno what cyborgs a cheater im not fighting her ever heh
>>76143817
Thanks man. It's nice to be back here with you.
>>76143819
jeez adan, why are you such a bully?
>>76143819
>i'll fight romero after gsp
>i'll fight romero if gsp wont fight in july
>i-i'm injured my knee
>they should allow an interim title
>u kno what romeros a cheater im not fighting her ever heh
>>76143838
>i'll fight romero if gsp wont fight in july
funny thing is he said that much after his knee surgery
>>76143857
makes you think huh
>>76143819
>>76143838
euros are always the best heels
>>76143864
would just be the icing on the cake if yoel beats whittaker only to be the one to crack bisping's head open. Literally the only guy Mike doesn't want to lose to
>>76143767
what is teeps? i've seen it in the wonderboy won memes but i can't figure it out
>>76143949
like a kicking jab
>>76143838
>>76143959
oic. thanks
>>76143981
its from muay thai
>>76144050
muay pie
>>76144067
i miss goldie. hope he gets picked up elsewhere
>>76144084
Didn't he sign with Rizin?
>>76144084
sometimes i miss him but then i go back and listen to fights with his commentary and fuck man, he was so terrible. its like laughable how bad he was. he was tradition and all but fuck, he was straight up bad at his job
>>76144108
At least he had charisma. Anik and Stann are boring.
>>76144112
i like anik, just not as much as goldie
>>76144108
thats what wss good about Goldie though, him and Rogan made a good team
>>76144112
cruz and DC are great tho. they actually talk to joe instead of at him like goldie did
>>76144124
I like Cruz because he's good at explaining what's going on in the grappling exchanges
>>76144124
Joe is just a dick
>>76144123
i dont get why everyone always says this. they weren't a great team tho. It always seemed like they were never talking to each other. Goldie would just say random things. Joe would be in the middle of saying something and Goldie would interupt him with some random pre-written fact. They never seemed to get along well at all
>>76142396
CoralSprings is actually back to save heem and btfo of the h8ers
>>76144158
well ultimately we are tuning in to see fights, Goldie talking at Rogan is like face the pain at the beginning of a card, not necessarily a good thing on its own but it means the fights are on so its fun and exciting
>>76144170
i see what you're saying but i would rather just have good commentary like what cruz and dc offer. i do feel bad for goldie tho. he's a real memeable character. i wish he could be around in another aspect. like what lauren sanko does
>>76144162
It feels so darn good to be back. Appreciate the love brother. Bless.
HI AGAIN EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK ONCE AGAIN TO THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP
>>76144170
>>76144181
The thing is goldie also asks those stupid questions that casuals always ask and joe corrects him. This actually helps viewers ease into the product more and teaches people what to look for instead of cruz and joe arguing about vernacular.
>>76144211
That's a good point. Cruz and DC go into a lot of detail, but their discussion is above the average fan's grasp of the sport.
My main problem though is the lack of enthusiasm. Whatever his faults, Goldie stayed hype even during the most boring fights and kept the energy up. The new guys just do not do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwwOn8ManNU
this is making me cringe so i have to keep pausing it
>>76144259
Yup. Goldie made every punch more palpable and he was able to get loud and energetic without a care in the world if he looked like a fool. I'll miss him but I definitely learned to appreciate him more since he's been gone.
>>76144278
>you 5'6" midget
>>76144278
Jesus he used to sound nasally and have a thick Boston accent. He starts to sound like he does now in 2005
Spicy Sumo
https://youtu.be/elCdw-tJ7hk
>>76142000
Maia is the lineal champion.
>>76144124
My problem with DC is that he gets stuck when trying to make his points. Like he'll be explaining a position when the fighters get out of it and switch positions, but he'll still keep saying whatever anecdote he was saying before even though it isn't relevant anymore.
I think Cruz is better at keeping with and explaining the action, though he could stand to sound more enthusiastic.
Both of their banter with Joe is getting better though.
>>76143799
Schaub already spoke, it was 30-27 Maia.
>>76144328
What's the recruitment process like for Sumo? Could I just move over there right now as a complete fatass and apprentice myself?
>>76144429
Eugene and Eddie Mercado said Masvidal won. Majority wins
>>76144354
hows that possible?
>>76144429
/discussion
>>76144440
Schaub is God tho.....
Yeah, Masvidal totally won! /s
More fights added to FOX 25 Long Island
Ryan Laflare - Cowboy Oliveira
Rafael Natal - Alessio Di Chirico
Lyman Good - Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
>>76144446
He choked out Condit, and Condit beat Lawler. It's pretty simple my guy.
>>76144440
Neither Eddie or Eugene are Schaub, therefore their votes are void.
if you dislike cyborg you are unironically dislike what mma should be
>>76144461
damn dude. that card is gonna be my first UFC event and all the fights but the main event are fucking whos
>>76144466
But Hendricks beat Robbie both times
>>76144476
Bermudez Elkins might be fun. Lyman Good and Elizeu will definitely be
>>76144479
>Hendricks
>convincingly beating anyone in a 5 round fight pick one
>>76144461
On a semi related note, John Gotti Jr. is a fighter and is 5-1 in amateurs. Will make his pro debut in the near future
>>76144259
MICHAEL BISPING IS THE NEW MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
What does Ostovich's ass smell like
>>76144516
Silicone
>>76144476
>tfw couldn't go to UFC 206 in Toronto
That was a spicy card, I really regret it.
>>76144354
>m-m-maia
fucking finally, good for you man
>>76144516
protein gas and protein shit
>>76144516
Semen.
>>76144531
>he thinks silicone asses move like this
>>76144548
At least PPVs come to your neck of the woods. We get shit like this in South Florida.
South Florida has such a massive MMA fanbase. Surprised they don't come here more often.
I was able to at least get a crappy t-shirt for free.
>>76144516
She looks like a black person with white skin
>>76144565
>>76144572
bruh
>>76144589
the competition for most attractive fighter isn't even close
>>76144604
You're right, so why are you posting this butterface?
>>76144604
fugg
>>76144609
wife
>>76144609
you sure about that?
>>76144619
100%.
>>76144631
im not sure you understand what im saying
>>76144642
Her face is really not attractive. Large fake tits don't change that.
>>76144642
You're saying that a fat ass and silicone tits outweigh a butterface. You're wrong. Ostovich is someone you get drunk, take home, wake up next to and become horrified at your horrible taste.
>>76144662
>>76144661
whatever you say m8s. i find her face very attractive. the makeup is a little heave but even without the makeup she looks like a cute monkey
>>76144693
She only looks attractive with myspace angles and I doubt she gets through her entry-fight. Sorry lad.
>>76144278
damn. joe was a twink back in 94
too bad i was in the womb back then
dana could beat conor the manlet
we back yo
anyone want sumo webms from today
Thought fight pass prelims started at 11:30?
Also this card isn't on bt sport for some reason
>>76145317
its tomorrow
Cyborg is coaching the 125lb ultimate fighter
>>76145368
Oh what really, fuck.
>>76145431
you should really keep the heeminder on hand
>>76145474
thanks for the
heeminder bro
>>76145394
wew
Who's the other coach?
>>76145650
no problem bro. you got those cynthia heads?
I'm proud of you heem that nobody is 4chan pass user around here
Imagine paying to post on the internet
or to watch fights
>>76145394
this is like the opposite of having cody and TJ coach welterweights
also the current season of TUF is just pathetic melodrama. watched the latest episode where ludwig and buccholz are having a little tiff and cody just bursts out of nowhere yelling "YOU WANNA SCRAP FUCK THAT LETS SCRAP"
why can't cody use his words?
>>76145787
we cheap as fuck
i reuse plastic utensils is that frugal or too Larry David
>>76145831
>i reuse plastic utensils
why wouldn't you reuse them? unless they become to fragile from washing and break in your mouth
>>76145787
no one here is THAT stupid
>>76145831
I'm too cheap to buy plastic utensils in the first place, I'm bringing my metal ones with me instead if need arises
>Not eating with your hands
good to see the smaller man win
>>76146014
Mirin traps on him, guy looks like he has no known weaknesses
>>76146014
whats the MMA equivalent of this match up?
what's your favorite mma quote of all time?
>>76146014
Post the toshinochin match with staredown included pls
>>76146072
Frankie vs Maynard ?
>>76146111
ok i was debating whether or not to make one of another henka
>>76146138
thanks
>>76146111
>>76146111
it was long, did my best
people on reddit were trying to convince me that a henka in sumo is equivalent to faking a glove touch at the start of an MMA bout and then knocking your opponent out cold
which i have never seen happen in my life and is ridiculous.
>>76140968
>>Roy Nelson Signs With Bellator
Just saw this on 'ddit. Excited for the wacky matchups
>>76146218
I laugh every time it happen especially in a situation like this video. i've only been following sumo for a year so maybe i haven't grown to hate it yet
>>76146311
fedor will cream him
ricardo lamas held down aldo but chad and frankie couldn't
>>76146072
Fortuna vs Hamilton
>It's a fighters look on the verge of dying episode
>>76146361
>>76146412
Better than this autism pit
>176
>>76146330
I don't have a problem with someone doing what they have to do to win so yeah I like them to
People who say they're despicable are generally insufferable.
Also heres an example of how a henka can cost you since a lot of dumb fucks thought it was some sort of instawin maneuver when I posted Hakuho famous one on Kisenosato yesterday
>madadi's nose
>>76146360
F O R T Y P O U N D S
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>>76141532
the towel will be there aways
did these fucking guys already weigh in?
megan's phony voice inflection is terrible
does stasiak have the p4p weirdest face?
>gillateen
>>76146601
yeah they weighed in. i usually make the webms but aint no cuties so im not interested. if you have a webm request i'll do it tho
>>76146218
It seems kind of unique, it's rare and legal but frowned upon in a way that unusual moves in other sports aren't. I can't think of a good comparison.
>>76146565
48
Hamilton had a fucking feed bag of weight on him
isn't it true Nicholson is crazy obsessed with just the movie 300 like nothing about Sparta just the movie 300
>cut all that weight
>they don't weigh on because scale doesn't arrive
>>76146629
I compared it to a heel hook or an oblique kick because they're completely legal yet looked down upon but those aren't great. at least their techniques tho, I don't get how someone can really think a henka and a straight up sucker punch are even close to the same thign
So were there no early weigh ins?
>dat respect from Razak
I'm like this kid more and more
>>76146650
yes he's retarded
>>76146360
>>76146565
>tfw had money on Hamilton
What's your least favorite martial art?
literally who are these fighters
>>76146847
ur mum's bum lad
wtf happened to Norman Parke?
>>76146901
grow up.
>>76146791
youre only a goof depending on when you put the money up. if you put the money on after the weigh ins then youre not really a goof
>>76146847
karate because I have a friend who hasn't even done karate for like 5 years and still talks about it like its the perfect martial art, his sensei coached the world champion gold medalist olympic grandmaster, his sensei was like so gooooood dude. every time I watch some MMA with him he says "I would be so good at this." but has ducked going to BJJ with me every time I've asked because you can't strike
also an unathletic cokehead I know says he was a brown belt. the fuck is that even possible?
>silva
usada where?
>>76146928
no I watched tape and Fortuna looked pretty poor. He also lost the entry fight to TUF 23 against Cory Hendricks. The Hamilton win was his first KO.
>>76146629
Probably pulling guard or butt scooting
>>76146929
then when we really get into he spars me and kicks my ass cause hes got 4 inches on me and I've never trained striking in my life and that reaffirms his belief that he is indeed the shit
also gets in street fights constantly and brags about how hes hurt people, stomped their heads, gone for collarbone punches on purpose
never have a met a 'martial artist' with a bigger ego than when I'm around that karate dude
>>76146929
> an unathletic cokehead I know says he was a brown belt
Cocaine is the best base for MMA, after a weekend of cocaine you become invincible
>>76146847
Aikido
>>76147000
he had cocaine more like every damn day
at least he doesn't think he could legit make a run in the ufc like the other lad
>>76146847
>What's your least favorite martial art?
mma