/hoc/

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Feels really good constantly blowing you haters the fuck out.

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Try not getting BTFO by frogs before thinking about banning others.

>>76136704
I hope nashville murders you

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Imagine being such a beta you dont touch a trophy you just won because you think it will make you lose

Is Pittsburgh the most 4chan team in history?

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redpill me on the finnish deep draft

2017

>>76136709
Crosby and Malkin looked like they would have collapsed any second

>>76136716
Pittsburgh is the normie team as it's only supported by the 13 people living in Pittsburgh and the few million others around the globe in their quest for glory

>>76136716
>hated by everybody
>loved only by the people that reside in it/ on it

Sounds like it

>>76136728
This. Also, there's 15 people, smartass.

>>76136725
that looks like what happens when you have a child in Sims and don't get to choose what he/she will ook like

Last night the Pittsburgh Penguins won their 87th playoff game in the salary cap era, the most of any team. The win clinched a second straight trip to the stanley cup finals, winning two 7 game series to get there. Mike Sullivan's Penguins are 7-0 in playoff series, improving to 3-0 in game 7s

TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOW

>>76136716
>fanbase consists of people who know dick about hockey and cries about refpuck all the time (case in point: them throwing trash on the ice because they thought that a puck that was over the net was actually inside it)

Sounds about right.

>>76136775
OP already warned us of you, LEAF!

>>>>>>>76136679

>>76136751
>87th


POTTERY

>>76136671
That's hilarious because the ""man"" you support has the emotional maturity of a 6 year old

>>76136775
Hey that wasn't their fault. The stadium replay only showed the overhead shot. It looks like it was in the roof.

>>76136775
>>76136734
>>76136716

So its confirmed the pens are /ourguys/

>>76136716
Yes, yes we are.

The fucking mainstream sports media is always rooting against us, no matter what sport. Even after the shitty Pirates went to their first playoff game in 20 years, the announcers were jizzing themselves over Johnny Cueto and the Reds. After Pittsburgh playoff wins, it sounds like MSNBC and CNN after Trump won, the same goes during the game too. They'll sit there, scrambling to find a way the other team can still win to no prevail. They'll sit there, acting like they're at a funeral after they realize there is no winning for their beloved anti-Pittsburgh team.

We win. We always win, and you'd think we'd be tired of winning by now, but we're not. We want to win more.

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We got the cup next year . Go get your repeat cup Birdbros

Justin Trudeau once said that if you kill your enemies, they win. By that logic, the Senators actually advanced.

>Tfw

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>Wake up
>Not Dead

Crosby is a bitch. Preds D gonna get in his head and shut him down

Is Nashville the last hope against darkness falling over /hoc/?

>>76136799
I fucking hate the pongs and their gaylord fans but this is correct
Gretzky dubs confirm

>>76136826
Yes. We have to stop the pens or they will evolve into the blackhawks

Preds will lose

>>76136844
>pens evolving into the reddithawks

This actually sounds pretty good.

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>>76136862
PrEdS WiLl LosE

>>76136826
Penguins are the last hope against reddit falling over /hoc/

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So there's zero doubt that Karlsson is the best defenseman in the world now right?

Preds ARE the good guys.

Proposed rule change: eliminate the golden goal. Make OT time run all the way

>>76136901
zero

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>four (4) stanley cup appearances in the last ten (10) years

>>76136901
>that shot that made it all the way through off the post for the tying assist
Spine tingling

>>76136912
>OT's purpose is to break a tie
>''hurr let's make it so once the tie is broken, it can be fixed again!''

>>76136930
And a 2-2 record

>>76136912
Fuck no that takes literally all the drama of OT away.

En des temps si lointains qu'les franco s'appellaient Canadiens

Both stadiums will be yellow lmao

>>76136967
Ta yeule.

>>76136901
>le let Methot do all the work while I skate around like a fairy man

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>>76136970
Like piss.

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Only problem with winning the Stanley Cup every year is that I get zero work done for two months.

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>>76136708
Good post.

>>76136982
Ahahah good post

Let's be honest. Yinz may hate the Pens, but nobody wanted the fucking boring ass meme trap Ottawa Senators to make the SCF.

>>76137031
I did

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Some faggot got my phone provider banned on /tv/. That shithole is almost as bad as pol. Do you have to be underage to post there? The snes bellyface vs Chloe is all the proof you need.

Every time I feel sad about these playoffs I remember the chicongo blackcocks got swept by finnish goaltending

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friendly reminder that the fix is in

>>76137048

Why would you ever go to a board dedicated to worshiping (((Hollywood)))

preds desu senpai

In 2011, during the finnish parliament elections someone asked the candidates if dihydrogen monoxide should be restricted due to its adverse effects.
49.3% of the candidates answered yes.

>>76137031

Didn't want them to win but legitimately enjoyed seeing them go up by one and then giving the Pens fits and watching them try to fight back. Good series.

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>>76137065
I should have been more clear. They got banned from all boards for a post made there. I'll have to look into what they posted when I'm off work. Does that cess pool even have an archive?

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>>76137096
what you're on about

>>76137096
Every variety except for Bonaqua, that is!

>>76137109
hahaha he's like a bitter divorcee

>>76137158
Just some early evening finnposting. Nothing to worry about.

>>76137159
Of course!

Ugh... go Nashville.

Murray has a 0.946 save percentage since being activated.
Do the Preds stand a chance?

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pens struggled against the senator's trap, and preds have an even stronger trap setup

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>>76137207
So he has the same percentage as Pekka after playing fewer games. I think we'll be fine.

>1993

>>76137207
with finns you win

>hockey almost over
>pongs are going to repeat
>my team will probably only improve by 10 points next season if at all
Running out of reasons to live here

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Tfw we missed playoffs because shitsburgh couldn't beat Toronto

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>>76137315
>implying

>>76137332
You guys wouldn't have made it. The tiebreaker would make the isles make it over you guys. Wouldn't care if Tampa made it, because you could beat Washington

>>76137332
>tranpa gay

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>>76137226
>Pens able to beat the Sens 1-4-1 trap
>thinks Preds will somehow stop them

>>76137364
I think the preds could do it if they did the same plan as they did before. Pittsburgh is just like Anaheim in build and in speed, but with better defense

>>76137363
>places that didn't invent the pubsub

>>76136871
>literal reddit Facebook tier normie memes

>>76136943
3-1 record

Pens are undefeated when touching the trophy

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>>76136871
What a garbage meme

>>76136901

>le 4th forward man

>>76137372
Other than Getzlaf Anaheim doesn't have Pens star power. Not saying the Preds can win but this will easily be their toughest matchup.

>>76136901
>that image
pls anon, my dick can only get so erect

>>76137424
It's tough, but I feel they can do it. Even without fiala and Johansen and fisher, they still are good. Murray and rinne will be a good matchup, and josi versus maata is another. Forsberg and Crosby also is pretty good to see

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>>76137109
It's adorable that the BJs think they have some kind of rivalry with the Pens. I don't think about them at all desu

>>76137372
And with better finishers

>>76137379
>geriatrics, Jews and spics
Sounds lovely

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if two teams in a row that have never won a cup fuck it up, i'm gonna be
>literally
inconsolable

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>>76137264
Hikari is the official mascot of the Preds now

Gonna be like when the Islanders steamrolled the Oilers their first time or even when the Pens faced Detroit in 2009. Preds have no idea.

>>76137502

or 2008 whatever

will they gif kessel the symthe this go around?

>>76137513
No he's nowhere near his level last year. Unless he just goes HAM in this final round

>>76137545
good
i would an hero before seeing kesslel awarded an individual achievement

>>76137513
Smythe goes to Malkin or Crosby

>>76137637
Smythe goes to PK as he pots 5 powerplay goals in the 6-game sweep

>>76137764
NHL makes history and gives it to Karlsson

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>>76137764
affirmative action on this level is sure to make sunbelt hockey a success

>>76137764
>preds getting power plays

I thought the pens le benefitted from refpuck and le uncle Jew man is going to rig it for the pens xD

>>76137827
holy...

>>76137787
Subban & Daley make history as first ever black co-MVPs from different teams

>>76137774
Karlsson and Rinne have been the two best players by far.

>>76137774
Karlsson would have been a lock for it had the Sens made it past the Pens. The difference when he's on and off the ice is fucking insane.

>>76137827
>not writing le pens in the end
>missing an obvious shitty political joke like that

>>76137865
>admits it would be a shitty joke
>hurr why didnt you say it

Lol?

>>76137787
The trophy is awarded to the BLM movement and the Muslim Canadian Confernece in a striking show of solidarity. However, the awarding of this trophy is still problematic in light of the NHL's heteronormative, white supremacist and cisgendered bias

>>76137852
Haven't seen many western games tbf. But I'll take your word for it.

>>76137862
Indeed. It must fristrate him at times, being so alone.

>>76137902
Shitty jokes are the burlap patch in the quilt that this society is

>>76137764
>sweep
>6 games
Umm hello retard!

If Pens continue their dump-ins i think they are in for a surprise like Blues. Rinne will be stopping all of them.

>>76137985
Hello newfriend. Enjoy your stay!

>>76137985
Welcome to /hoc! Have fun and remember to be polite.

>>76137985
>>76137994
good meme boys

>>76138004
>>76137994
>falling for the most obvious b8

>>76136806
Typical victim complex faggot
Let me guess, you voted for Trump too?

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>>76138014
>implying I wasn't just pretending to fall for it to get some (You)s

Haha! Bamboozled again!

>>76138043
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>76138048
wouldnt it be
>i was just pretending to believe that you pretending to be retarded

>>76137990
Sullivan will make the necessary adjustments.

>>76137990

Almost think they prefer not to. Pens kill off the rush.

>pens in the finals again
>/hoc/ a ghost town again

Feels good being on top lads

>>76138140
it's a (weekday) morning after double-OT. No wonder its quiet.

>>76138150
But you already know if the sens won last night there would be more leafs in here and pens haters shit posting and green texting. They have no ammo for 2 days

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Preds in 6 lads
Let it happen

>>76138140
That's what your mom said

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Preds in 6

>>76138181
>double Bill dubs
Ya done goofed

>>76136806
>The fucking mainstream sports media is always rooting against us
Besides when they play Philly, NBC loves Pittsburgh

>>76136871
You're making me reconsider the preds

>>76137932
I've only missed about 8 games the entire post season. I'd say the top five players from the final four teams are, in order of how well they have played since the playoffs started, Rinne=Karlsson>Crosby>Forsberg>Fleury (Murray hasn't played enough, but he looks like he's still better than Fleury). The penguins have better depth than the others, but Nashville's depth has performed surprisingly well. I want the pens to lose, but I think they'll win unless Murray absolutely shits the bed in more than one game.

Pens in 5. First two games are bloodbath. Preds win one and give us false hope at home. Pens win in Pittsburgh. Malkin for Conn Smythe.

Reminder that Canada has won 0 (zero) trophies this year
>wjc: usa
>wch: sweden
>stanley: usa
>sm-guld: sweden
>fm-guld: finland
>khl: russia

>>76138301
And the Otters are going to win the memorial cup

>>76138301
even the coaches in the final are american

>>76138330
you should probably kiss hockey good bye and settle for being the england of hockey

>>76138301
The best players on those teams are canadian though
Just ask the Don

>>76138301
how does a country win the Stanley cup

>>76138344
>best players are canadian
malkin is russian
rinne is benisman

>>76138372
of course a canadian would not know how

>>76138385
then appease me and explain it

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The Prince of Wales is a great looking trophy. Even the championship trophies of other sports are shit in comparison like that shit the NBA gives out.

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>>76138463
Not as nice as the hotel desoo

>>76138375
Did you just assume Rinne's gender ?½!!""!#"

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Go birdbros. Get that 2cup repeat

Fuck Trashville

>>76138533
Shut up stinky smelly

>>76138540
Fuck off cletus

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>>76136954
>>76136960

>>76138564
Stinky smelly buttmad beaner

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>mfw arguing with some retarded hick on Instagram claiming Crosby is the pens only great player and that everyone else is average

We can not let bandwagon redditors get the cup again

>>76138656
>arguing with some retarded hick on Instagram
seems like you're the retarded hick for
1. going on instagram
2. falling for bait

>>76138687
Its not bait when someone genuinely believes it

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>>76138656

mfw

>>76138290
Okay, cool. Thanks for the info.
As I sad, I haven't watched the preds much. But yeah, you have to keep the pongs as favorites

>>76138767
>>76138687
>same guy just said Kane and Toews are better than everyone on the pens

>>76136728
There are more people in a Pittsburgh suburb than all of Finland

>Pittsburgh store checking ID of people who want to buy catfish and won't sell to Tennessee IDs

memes

I'm really not sure if Nashville can actually make it, last year Sharks had great offense and all the odds were on their side being the favourite team and yet the Pens exposed them and all players except Couture and Jones fell apart.

Preds are in even worse situation because their offense is way weaker, Forberg and Johansen are solid, but no match for Malkin, Crosby and Kessel.
So they will have to rely mainly on their defense with Subban, Josi and Ellis, but if the best defenseman in the league could not stop them, then I'm not sure if they can either.

So their biggest hope is Rinne who has been fantastic so far, but Pens will now try to bombard him constantly so there is a chance he spills his spaghetti like he did against Sharks last year, but if he remains consistent Preds will in worst case lose in 6 games.

However Pens have not one, but two very reliable goalies, so in case Murray doesn't perform well enough they can switch to Fleury and vice versa.

Pekka might pull a Giguere and win Conn Smythe even if Preds lose, but I don't have too high hopes for the team.

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>>76139081
Please allow it

>>76139164
why its a shitty meme

>>76139184
its funny

>>76139081
>stealing memes from other NHL teams
Sad!

>>76139213
>not ironically using other people's memes to mock them

5D memeing, Sweden

>>76139221
>ironically pretending that they use the meme ironically
Sad!

>>76139152
Sharks were old as fuck

>>76139152
Sharks were older and suffered from being slow
Pens might have the upper hand theoretically, but it's a tight match up desu

>>76139152
Karlsson is not good at actual defense.
It was Methot who was shutting down Crysby and Karlsson barely played against Malkin/Kessel.

Josi is much better than Karlsson as far as defense goes.
Ellis is not bad either.
No reason why they can't have some success against Crosby and Sheary

Subban is a real weak point, and I think he will get exploited by Malkin/Kessel a lot. Those power moves that both of those guys were making in game 6/7 are going to cause real problems for the Preds D. Of course the preds might actually adjust and put Josi out against that line if it starts burning them too much.

>>76139257
It will definitely be Ekholm-Subban against the Malkin line because Josi-Ellis has trouble against size. I think Subban has been very good these playoffs though so I don't consider him a weak point. It's just whether the rookie forwards can keep up.

>>76139203
it was cool when they threw an octopus on the rink
it was funny when they threw a rat on the rink

now nashville fans are so desperate for legitimacy they throw catfish on the rink

>>76139152
>So they will have to rely mainly on their defense with Subban, Josi and Ellis, but if the best defenseman in the league could not stop them, then I'm not sure if they can either.

Well said. Does anyone really think that Crosby really gives a shit which defenseman he's matched against at this point? He lives off that shit. Pulls the best defenseman to chase him, other side cheats off, finds the open man. Been doing this shit since he was 13 it doesn't matter.

>>76139305
I get it's a copy cat thing, I just find it somewhat entertaining
Wings Octopus' and Panthers Rats are far more original I agree; still think throwing a large catfish onto the ice is funny

>>76139287
>very good
if you cherry pick hightlights sure, but he has also had some terrible low lights. Ranging from blown coverages, to bad pinches, to own goals, and once just laid on the ice while a guy skated around him and got a high quality scoring chance.

When you look at how Malkin is playing right now, with a fiery compete level and stength game. I just see the "emotional" Subban also taking some penalties when he starts getting frustrated when that white boy is bigger, stronger and faster than he is. You know how nogs and their ego get when they start getting shown up, of course the announcers call it "emotion" but its just ego.

>>76139310
Methot did do a great job against Crosby though desu
He's goat but not unstopable

Genuily doubt they'll play Subban against either of Crosby and Malkin/Kessel lines.. Will he be 3rd line D coming into the finals?

>>76139310
That's not to say that they can't be stopped or have a bad series but the idea that Crosby or Malkin can't adjust against good defensemen doesn't make sense.

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You may only reply to this post if your country has a team playing in the Stanley Cup Finals.

>>76139344
His high danger chance numbers are overall very good. It seems like you're the one cherry picking errors. No one plays a perfect game but overall he has been fine. I would probably rank the top 4 at Ekholm, Ellis, Subban, and Josi based on their defensive play these playoffs. Overall probably about the same but Josi moves ahead because he has better offense.

And the Preds as a whole have stopped that frustration chimping out behavior since Ribeiro and his 10 minute misconducts left the team. That won't happen.

>>76139360
It'll be interesting for sure. Preds at worst can send out two very good D pairs. Pens have depth at F but the bottom half isn't scoring like it was last year. You're right about Methot and the Sens as a whole. On paper much worse than Nashville but played them well. They have a chance and containing it for a whole series will be tough.

>>76136538
the one that looks like a dildo

>The Penguins are the fifth team in the NHL’s expansion era to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals by winning a Game 7 in overtime. The previous three would win the Cup.

Just hand it over

Fuck Canada and fuck ketchup

Shut the fuck up tripfag janny.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13043726/

Really, the Predditors are /ourguys/?

>>76139702
Kek /hoc/ really is infested with redditors

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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Who /4Karlssons/ here?

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>>76139702
post butt

I apologize for the offtopic, but I'd very much like to recommend this enlightening video so that you people can understand the mentality of /hoc/'s many-numbered Finns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GpG7JVsxIY

>>76139950
Finns need to be genocided.

>>76138343
Whoa! We'll never be THAT bad.

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>Friday
>holiday weekend
>ready for some full throttle shitposting
>no games
>kippers is the only one active

Going to take a nap that I hopefully don't wake up from. Hope you all have a nice weekend.

>>76139978
Surprisingly well thought out response.

>>76139950
What the fuck?

>grizzly/brown bears
>otters
>albatrossesess
>golden eagles
>moose
>dogs
>salmon
>bats
>muslims
>alligators

pretty comprehensive list here

how do we get kippers to post butt again?

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W-w-what happens if the Predators win?

>>76140297
reddit wins

>>76140303
shut the fuck up chicagofag

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>>76140297
Well, they'll receive many accolades their players get poached by the Golden Knights.

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>>76140297
i'll make sure it doesn't happen ;-)

don't go to the stanley cup finals tommorroweek

>>76140297
Nashville will be the new hockeytown USA

>>76140297
Not sure wether I want the Preds or Pens to win yet desu
Bandwagon pens fans boasting about a Stan Lee cup streak
Or /hoc/ anime posters going wild
.. Preds winning would result in a lot of shitposting though.. hmm

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>>76140361
Preds winning is the dankest timeline.

>>76139837
Why does he do that thing with the left half of his face?

>>76140297
Redditbawks mass exodus

>>76140422
they're already gone: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/columnists/ct-predators-menace-blackhawks-spt-0517-20170516-story.html

I've been really impressed by Finns lately. Canadians, not so much.

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>>76136704
fucking oath m8

any of you follow gloves off hockey on facebook? they hate the pens so fucking much.
their page would be so fucking active after a loss and almost silent after a win (except for one shitty post like "well done pens" made me kek so hard

plebs bout to get btfo

kiss my arse.

Pens in 6.
Cry all you want, but my team is winning back to back Stanley CUPS.
Deal with it

i want to punch someone really really hard

>>76138582
forgot about these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aI2E3Mgo0w

>Dat first clip
Missing Datsyuk on this years highlight reels desu


>>76140393
That's a deep and beautiful quote!

>>76140297
>finnish goaltending
will officially be elite

>>76140355
kippers, the pens don't want you following them.

please fuck off and die you fat cow.

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I Like Nashville

Nash City can win the Canley Cup

>be Toronto Sports Network
>see Phaneuf finding success, Kessel with almost as many points as crosby, Karlsson with 18 points, Getzlaf putting up big points, Rinne standing on his head, Malkin leading the scoring
>hey I know let's talk about Subban and Crosby nonstop.

get fucked, Reddit finals.

>>76140419
Stroke.

>>76140651
All the casual hockey fans I know idolize Kessel like a god

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I like how many Scandinavian countries love hockey. You guys are A+

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>>76140891
if only swedes would stop pretending to be so cosmopolitan and international and start supporting a sport they're actually really good at instead of whoball

>>76140893
why are fat people so fucking angry all the time?

>>76139305
the catfish are great simply because of the effort required to get them in

>>76140893
>Chubby, still able to be an elite point-getter
Imagine if he wasn't chubby
Shiet

>>76140893
Phils's doing his Zach Galifianakis impersonation

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>>76140893
wtf i love kessel now

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>phil "the thrill" kessel isnt literally /redditsguy/

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>>76140992
snaaake? SNAAAAAKE?! SNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!

>>76136799

so why did the fans think they'd ignore a goal that obvious? Because they know dick about hockey

>>76140950
his face just retains fat because of all the cancer meds, his fitness is good

>>76140893
Nice dive in that sens game, porkdog

Can someone make the chicago blackhawks head into a merchant meme?

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>>76136832
>pongs fans literally so retarded they unironically believed a goal was scored and nobody on the ice celebrated/reacted to it
>being so triggered they throw shit onto the ice and boo for over 5 minutes
so its not just philthadephia fans that are retarded trash, its all of pennshitvania.

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>>76136809
Sorry Cucks, but we are your official roadblock from the cup. Now and forever.

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Preds will score more goals then the Pens but will still lose the series in 6 like they did against Chiraq in 2015. They'll be around 40%~ on face offs and lose 2 ot games because of it.

t. Nostradamus

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Who /Blackhawks/ here?

>tfw everyone emptying the bandwagon for the pens but you stay strong

Feels good because fuck those other ship jumping faggots. I'm better than you.

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I HATE MY LIFE AND I WANT TO DIE

>>76141250
>cawks bandwagoners are now penguins fans
That explains everything. Fuck shittsberg

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feels good not to live in canada anymore

>>76141256
>that chick's face

>>76139344
Malkin's speed has been an issue. He's clearly gassing out way too early. I've seen him struggling even after a short shift.

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>>76139384
How swede it is..

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reminder to all swede bois

>>76141084

>team that doesn't need the refs help still gets it

what kind of league makes the bad guys win again?

>>76139152
Pekka just oozed a good jiggy like preformance this postseason.

If anything, I hope Nashville wins, but that isn't likely

>>76140863
reddit has an entire page set up to idolize him

>>76141076
there's a pic of him with a belly and mantits

Watch video to see what a typical leaf poster looks like

https://youtu.be/-dskLdj2ER0

>>76141339
i really, REALLY like this pic...

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>>76141642
what did canada mean by this

>>76141642
lol i literally forgot dustin penner existed until this video

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Northern europe was a mistake

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>>76139384
>Nashville
>6 Americans
>6 Swedes
>4 Finns
>1 Czech
>1 Russian
>3 Swiss
>20 Canadians

we're in alright

Only retards and yinzer pennsylcucks think Nashville is Reddit and should kill themselves for thinking so.

>>76141845
Is there an event that happened in your life that made you a bully? Or were you just born an asshole. Does living in assfuck Canada mean you have to belittle strangers on the internet because the only women around are missing more teeth than they can count with their fingers
and the height of their culinary skills is KD?

>>76142005
Is there an event that happened in your life that made you a cuck?

that was the biggest crybaby post i've ever seen, US, fix this man.

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Did /hoc/ die? Was there a mass banning that I missed?
According to my autism this thread has averaged a post every 2.04 minutes. Quite low.

I just hope everyone is doing well and is safe.

>>76142054
Wouldnt I have to have a significant other to be a cuck? Or do you just use buzzwords regularly?

>>76142077
Thered no hokkii. Finns are drunk. Kippers got the late night timmies shift.

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>>76142100
Dark times are ahead.

>>76141942

Penguins are the good guys, Preds are the bad guys

>>76142077
you just want rampant shitposting?
there was already some decent hokkei discussion earlier.

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>>76142130
>tfw offseason /hoc/ is on the horizon

>>76142134
Why do you feel that way? Pittsburgh is like Edmonton. They were so bad the draft had to help them. At least Edmonton didnt almost go bankrupt and give a player part ownership because they couldn't pay him. They are a shining example of buttmans stubbornness.

I wouldn't mind seeing Grandpa Cullen get more cups than Jagr though.

>>76142182
>watching Australian hokkei in July
>the most interesting part of the games would be the chirping/banter and you can't hear it
Life really isn't fair

>>76142134
>fans cry like babies to the refs
>throw shit onto the ice even tho they are clearly in the wrong
>little baby phil throws tantrums on the bench when things dont go his way
>2 pens players got absolutely BTFO by based don for being faggots
>good guys
'no'

>>76142191
He doesn't want PK to win a cup and make the Habs mgmt look like fools.

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bruins

>>76142305
do you honestly believe pk would have helped montreal win a cup?

>>76142322
not him, but i doubt it. their defense is a bit overrated, their forwards are mostly dogshit, and patches is a crap captain and ghost of a playoff player.

>>76142352
pk is overrated too I have no idea why he gets the praise he does. I was looking at a Sportsnet banner today and they had him next to Getzlaf, Karlsson and Crosby it's bizarre. Nashville would be were they are without him.

>>76136765
TO THE WALLLLLLL

>>76138260
>Falling for pretend preds fan shitposts

You guys are hopeless.

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>2 more night of no hockey
>multiple 2 day breaks in scf
>then offseason

Preds marketing is shit. Is "Smashville" the best you can do?

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>>76142322
I dont think anyone does? PK really isnt very good and should only play powerplay and garbage minutes. Price would have to pull a Tim Thomas for them to get close to a cup. This year Subban has been a Pekka babby.
But former players going in dry against their old teams is always funny.
Brodziak was one of the best players against >my team and the mild couldnt even pay him $1 million to kill penalties and win faceoffs.
He was also born in St. Paul, amazing the things you find when looking up salaries.

Pens are going to repeat and that's just the way it is.

If the Penguins repeat, they will be the first dynasty of the salary cap era

Dominant teams trigger the fuck out of me, how do apehoop fans deal with this garbage

>>76142393
Hmm I can't possibly think of any reason for that it's a real head scratcher

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>76142884
How many (You)s did you think you would get when you made this post? It is pretty weak bait by any standard.

Have an Amanda out of pity.

>>76142884
incorrect
b2b is not enough
3 in 8? not a dynasty

>>76139152
good post

Fuck the trashville sexual predators and their stupid ass hillbilly bandwagon fans. That shithole doesn't deserve a hockey team. Their so called "fans" have to have the rules explained to them.

Do the Predators really have all you an drink beer during the first period for a set price or is that a myth to upset Canadian fans?

>>76142973
Anaheim fan spotted.

>>76143009
Negative

>>76142994
>for a set price
Comes with admission.

Once again I feel it pertinent to express how impressed I am by the Finns

>>76143014
Then why the bitterness? Literally any team that suddenly does way better than they were before will have a bunch of bandwagoners. Says nothing about the team itself or the fans it had before.

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>>76143026
So it's true during regular season games you can do that?

>>76143060
I'm fucking with you. I've sadly never been to a game and have no idea if it's true.

>no hockey again tomorrow either
Extremely uncomfy

>>76142931
Closer to a dynasty than the reddithawks

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>>76143073

Last time I went to a hockey game the Vancouver canucks were in the stanley cup finals

>>76143086
It's American piss water beer, doubt you're missing much famalamer

>>76143100
Implying your beer is any better.

>>76143100
>not knowing America has good beers
It must really suck only getting our shitty big brand exports.

>>76143100
to be quite honest with you paying $17 for a larger beer at the ACC isn't any better when the choices are Keiths or Canadian but Keiths is OK

>>76143100
Blue moon is good. Sam adams too.

mf pens repeating senpaitachi

>>76143111
>>76143119
I cross the border frequently to bring back some of your beers and I get those big cooler bags with coors-light can sometimes and the coors from the states tastes different then what we get here it's worse for some reason

>>76143143
Is it? Weird. I've never left the US so I wouldn't know

>>76143143
That's weird. Do you ever get any of our good shit, though? We have some great local companies throughout the country. It's always fun to try a new sour.

Pekka Rinne career numbers against the Penguins
>.880 save %
>3.57 goals against
Lowest for any opponent

>>76143152
Probably just were it is brewed .
>>76143174
I try whatever I find, you guys have a ton of selection. I just got a hold of Yuengling for the first time and loved it. The monopoly in Ontario kind of kills selection and price of beer.

Lotd of good craft beers here

>>76141933
>Nashville
>>6 Americans
>>6 Swedes
>>4 Finns
>>1 Czech
>>1 Russian
>>3 Swiss
>>20 Canadians

Wow so multicultural and diverse. No wonder their Reddit's team.

>>76140297

The nhl will be majority black in 3 years.

>>76143259
>3 swiss
suspiciously high number of schwizz

>>76140297

Hopefully some suicides in Chicago

>>76142191
>They were so bad the draft had to help them.

That's how the draft works you fucking mongoloid.

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>>76143311
>he thinks the draft "lottery" is """"""random""""""

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz7SlP3FiM4

Reddit has a new theme song

>>76143330
>le conspiracy goy

>>76143352
Please delete this I am so embarrassed