/trans/ - GF to Chad FC Chad on a bosman confirmed in 48 hours edition

Milan aren’t hanging around: having already convinced Álvaro Morata to agree a £7.5m-a-year (after tax) contract, leaving the Rossoneri to simply rummage around the back of the sofa in search of £35m or so they need in order to convince Real Madrid to play ball, they are now working on target No2. And that target is a certain Marko Arnautovic, who both Milan and Paris Saint-Germain consider worth the £15m Stoke are asking and believe – to use the Sun’s phrase – he is “a special talent capable of changing games with his off-the-cuff skills”. Mark Hughes has meanwhile taken a fancy to the £3.5m Nancy centre-back Modou Diagne, who “would relish the chance to move to the Premier League”, according to the aforementioned tabloid.

>Wayne Rooney has decided to swap Britain for Beijing – or somewhere else in China that doesn’t alliterate quite so nicely – with the Mirror announcing that the deal could be done in a matter of days; the transfer window is due to open on 19 June. “Rooney’s advisers expect to negotiate a £600,000-a-week deal for him,” it announces. That’s six hundred thousand pounds a week. The Mail knows of “at least two £50m offers” for the pug-faced poacher, though it thinks that works out at a relatively meagre £480,000 a week. Or he can join Everton on a little under a third of that, a possibility that “could persuade him to stay” in this green and pleasant land. Diego Costa’s £60m move to the same country could be scuppered by a new 100% tax on enormous international transfer fees being imposed by the Chinese FA, which would turn it into a £120m move that represents particularly poor value for money, even for China’s soccer spendthrifts.

Alexis Sánchez is mulling over yet another contract offer, with Arsenal’s latest proposition being that they pay him only £270,000 a week. “However,” the Mail notes, and happily for the charming Chilean, “the offer is loaded with incentives.” Alternatively he could just go to Bayern Munich, Juventus or Paris St-Germain.

>West Bromwich, Leicester and Everton are all interested in Troy Deeney, or at least they will be until they hear that Watford want £35m for him. The Mail has uncovered an escape clause in the striker’s contract that allows him to leave if the Hornets can bank a clean £25m as a result, but given the amount of money they will have to pass on to his former club, Walsall, any offer will need to comfortably exceed that amount if his departure is to be green-lit.

Watch out Glasgow! News is a-breakin’ that Rangers want to sign the midfielder Carlos Peña, who is known in his native Mexico as “Gullit” – after examining several photographs the Mill can only assume this is because Mexicans have forgotten what Ruud Gullit looked like – and has something of a reputation for his hard-partying ways. “They tell so many lies about me,” Peña says of the media. “I have just started to ignore all the things coming out. It’s gossip. They say I’m a drunk and chase women. I don’t care. It doesn’t hurt me because I know they are lies.” The media is full of gossip, you say? Never!

Entire monaco to manchester.

>>76134725

If Everton replace Lukaku with Troy Deeney I will never stop laughing.

>>76134788

Dybala and Bonucci to United

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who /a/ here

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Rescue your father

>>76134801
>Dybala and Bonucci
>Boipucci and Boipucci

>>76134801
Ty Based Rafa.

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>>76134855

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>>76134801
>implying they would get any playing time with The Rash and Bailly both GOATing it up

>>76134868
Im NAWT doin it BUCKO

>>76134699
greaseman transfer is done, all these recent 'doubts' are simply so atletico can sign more players without every other team knowing they have lots of money to spend

>>76134925
Squad depth la just like Pogba

>>76134788
>The Mersey Billionaires strike fear into the football world with the swift acquisition of Troy Deeney

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lyl

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How long until the Dutch faggot returns, these big money transfers must be very pleasing for him

>>76135504
He never left

What is Chelsea looking to do?

>>76135504
Hi

>>76135518
Havent seen a clueless post from him in ages, I remember him claiming the treble at the start of the season

>>76135564
He went off on honeymoon with his 7 foot African boyfriend after Monaco knocked out city

Bernanrdo Silva to City when

>>76135684
Signing for swansea right now. Good replacement for siggurdson

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>>76135321

>>76135321
Kek

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BREAKING: Wayne Rooney to retire from football and may join Sunderland.

>>76136049

jej. I bet he'd join them if they paid him enough.

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>all the good Monaco players are leaving

>>76136085
>implying they wont just buy some unknown guys from Portugal/Brazil/ligue2 who'll become great and sell them 2/3 years later for obscene ammounts of money again
they are the rich Dortmund now

>allegro confirmed that he will be staying at juve next year
lol arse will stuck with wonga next year

>>76136117
the bernardo silva sale makes sense because Saint-Maximin is coming back from loan and easily has the level to be a starter
but for mendy and fabinho i don't know.

>>76136154
Tielemans is there for Fabinho. He's better.

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>>76136136
Thank you based chameleon transfer maestro

>>76136136
Imagine the AFTV when Wenger signs a 2 years contract

From italian media:
>Mou's budget around 340mil
>Belotti as a target
>Lukaku, Burnley, Griezz and Keane as other targets
>Allegri stays at Juve
>Conte stay at Chelsea (sorry interisti)

>>76136261
What kind of striker is Belotti? I've literally never seen him play

>>76136117
Yeah they already got Tielemans who could easily overtake any of their current CMs within a season or two

>>76136275
Tielemans is ready.

>>76136261
>>>Mou's budget around 340mil
Is it possible to waste all that money or they will be forced to buy at least one good player?

>>76136274
Old style #9, clutch in the box and good at holdup play.

>>76136274
Fast and "opportunist", as we say in Italy "ha il fiuto del gol" "smells goals".

>>76136315
ty, fãm

>>76136274
classic italian #9
super strong with good positioning and finishing

>>76134925

Bonucci to partner Bailly, thick cunt

>>76136274
A better Kane

>>76136261
>talks of Conte at Inter will finally end for good
thank god, now hopefully >we can manage to have a decent pre-season preparation.

How does Pep manage and play Sterling, Sane, Silva, de bruyne, B.silva enough to keep them happy

Or will Pep convert KdB into a DM

is morata a meme or will he be successful at milan?

>>76136523
sterling will be benched and the rest will fight for a spot

though I wouldn't look for much logic in poop's transfers, remember he signed fabregas and then wasn't able to fit him in

Sfinter update:
Negotiations are advanced between Barcelona and Inter Milan regarding left-back Lucas Digne [loan]. Inter's Sabatini already signed Digne once before when he was working with Roma.

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>>76136523
>>76136523

>>76136568
He's a good player but Milan's midfielders means that that club is a graveyard for strikers.

>>76136613
>Digne
wasn't he godawful for both Roma and Barca? why are there no good fullbacks around?

>>76136621
they're signing RR from wolfsburg and conti so he should have plenty of crosses

plus Kessi and rumored for a major midfielder

>>76136621
They just bought Kessie wich is good, Bonaventura is great too, Suso is good at crossing to. And they are going to buy one more winger (Keità or Papu) and a DM (Biglia) , it's a good set of player to give assists

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Arsenal & Everton interested in Thorgan Hazard, brother of Eden hazard

>>76136645
is rodrigo rodriguez actually good or just fm/fifa/pes meme player?

>>76136622
he was ok for Roma imo, can't be worse than Nagatomo or Ansaldi

>>76136663
he was pretty good in WC and I read the reason hes been struggling lately is because wolfsburg has been playing him at cb

either way he'd be the best fullback milan has fielded in years and bought for a decent price

>>76136665
we thought the same about ansaldi in comparison to d'ambrosio and santon and we were very unpleasantly surprised
You can always expect something crazy from >Inda

>>76136660
Any good?

>>76136683
Ansaldi is great going forward but sucks at defending, wich wasn't clear at Genoa because he played as a wingback, and he was still marginally better than Santon and Nagatomo (D'Ambrosio is on the other flank)

>Birmingham manager Harry Redknapp targets Benoit Assou-Ekotto capture
>but former Tottenham full back would rather become a pornstar
>The 33-year-old has previously described playing football as 'just a job', and a career in the adult industry could well beckon for the maverick left back

Based Assou-Ekotto.

>>76136618
Swap Brown and Sterling

>>76136568
He is good. Problem is we have an absolute shit midfield, we bought Kessie but he is a defensive midfielder and not a playmaker. Months ago there were rumors about Fabregas, but I doubt he'll leave.

>>76136645
ah yes because morata is well known for being very good in the air and has scored lots of goals using his head

>>76136770
Lapadula and Bacca had plenty enough chances. They are just shit. Kessie/Bonaventura would already be good start. Kessie is more of box to box.

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Gazzetta: Mou wants Morata, ready to offer De Gea. Tell me it's not true, please, you fucking bastard. Take Antoine, Lukaku, Kane, Belotti, whatever just not Morata.

>>76136770
Kessie is not a defensive midfielder, he's a box to box. Jack is great at giving assists and so is Suso.
Plus there's going to be another winger and they bought Rodriguez too who is great at crosses. Bacca and Memedula also wasted many chances this year

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Remember when people rated Lapadula?

>>76136907
>le he is good because 31 goals in Serie B
ah the good times

>>76136907
I'm pretty sure no one ever did

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/683/main/2017/05/26/35859842/liverpool-head-chase-for-50-million-star-naby-keita

Hnnnnnngh. #19 is on its way lads.

>>76136618
Sterling is going to be keeping the bench warm next season. It's a bit of a shame as he was pretty good this year and was their only English regular, but I don't think his technique and intelligence is high enough for Pep

>>76136922
He's in the group for the match agaisnt San-Marino... Not the first time this year.

>>76136938
>However, a transfer fee of £50m could tempt them into reconsidering and would shatter Liverpool’s current record spend of £35m for Andy Carroll in January 2011.

>The Reds are prepared to surpass that figure multiple times in the summer to enhance the quality and competition in the squad.

HOOLLLLLD MUH DIQ

>>76136922
I read somoeone unironically rate him in some forum and bviously fb. I was always doubtful desu

>>76136959
>Portieri: Pierluigi Gollini (Atalanta), Simone Scuffet (Udinese);
Difensori: Cristiano Biraghi (Pescara), Davide Calabria (Milan), Mattia Caldara (Atalanta), Federico Ceccherini (Crotone), Andrea Conti (Atalanta), Emerson Palmieri dos Santos (Roma), Alex Ferrari (Verona), Gian Marco Ferrari (Crotone);
Centrocampisti: Daniele Baselli (Torino), Danilo Cataldi (Genoa), Roberto Gagliardini (Inter), Lorenzo Pellegrini (Sassuolo);
Esterni: Domenico Berardi (Sassuolo), Federico Chiesa (Fiorentina), Matteo Politano (Sassuolo), Simone Verdi (Bologna);
Attaccanti: Diego Falcinelli (Crotone), Roberto Inglese (Chievo), Gianluca Lapadula (Milan), Andrea Petagna (Atalanta).

It's obviously a meme callup

>>76136787
I don't watch madrid much so thats why I was asking if he will be a success at milan

i fell for highlight vid meme and saw him score a few headers

>>76136951
he only has himself to blame, his finishing and decision making are abysmal most of the times

>>76136986
>Caldara
>Conti
>Gagliardini
>Pellegrini
>Berardi
>Falcinelli
Would kill to have these lads be dutch and in our NT desu

>>76136986
What the fuck. How many of those guys have dual nationality and are there only to be capped once and get locked to Italy?

>>76137124
Only Emerson Palmieri and Lapadula (who alredy played for Italy).
It's against San Marino so he's going to try new players

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>>76137043
We have a good bunch of young players, let's hope they develop well. Also if Di Biagio doesnt winw The U21 Euro this summer he should kill himself

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>>76137202
Literally drooling at the future of the Italian national team

>>76136684
Yes. POTY when on loan from Chelsea. Would plug a major hole in Everton's squad. Much better than that gorilla looking fecker.

lol not /trans/ related but Juventus midfielder Marchisio made a post pro-rapefugees that turned people mad

>>76137311
Where, I want to see some salt

>>76137317
his profile on Instagram

Poop did it.

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>>76137317

>>76137311
>Trips of hope ending in tragedy for many people!
>Still lifeless bodies in #mediterraneo
>Like Manchester's tragedy, a few days ago, we continue to see, hear and read heartbreaking stories and absurd stories!
>How is the world changing?
woke

>>76137329
Enrico with the truth bomb desu

>>76137337
Why are people getting mad at that post?

>>76137341
Mind translating what he said? I just copied it of twitter

>>76137329
>>76137337
Thank you based Poseidon

>>76137350
edge

>>76137329
>la speranza di venire a farsi esplodere
lmao based italian women

>>76134855
/a/ shit

>>76137354
Marchisio: Journey of hope that end in tragedy for many people. Again lifeless bodies in the #meditterean sea.
Like the Manchester tragedy (TN I think he means the bombing, not the season), we continue to see, hear, and read absurd and sad news. How is the world changing?

Enrico: Think about the champions, it's more important than this uselessh people (I don't know how to translate monnezzari) hopefully the will all drown

Michele: How about flying away (dunno desu)

Francesco: After this shit post I will remove the like form your page... sayonara

Giuseppino: the hope of blowing themselves

Alessandro: Talk about football... don't make these stupid posts

More or less

>>76137404
>the hope of blowing themselves
Based Giuseppina

>>76136986
>Portieri
>Centrocampisti
>Esterni
>Attaccanti
literally never heard of these players

>>76137329
>>76137404
tfw no raycist Italian gf called Giuseppina

>>76137329
I bet he lives in a gated community where there are no migrants.

>>76137404
>Enrico: Think about the champions, it's more important than this uselessh people (I don't know how to translate monnezzari) hopefully the will all drown
>11 likes

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>>76136358
Oh, you were being serious

>>76137456
Torino is filled with terroni, I think.

so when is pep buying sergio araujo, salif sane, fernandao and birama toure?

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>>76137404
>Manchester tragedy
>think he means the bombing, not the season
Good lel

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>>76137359
>>76137404

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>>76137448
>tfw no socially conscious Italian husbando

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>>76137329
at least mario is still our guy

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>>76137496
>visiting Vatican in those shoes
>shilling rapefugees
Wtf I'm not gay for Claudio anymore

>>76137523
Is that Pjanic the one who looks like a drunk poor slav on the right?

>>76137515
>#ThereMustBeASolution
Getting a little bit too extreme here, Mario.

>>76137523
>trainers with a suit

didn't realise what a fat cunt i'd become until i went for a stroll in this heat. 107kg is probably a bit much

>>76137523
Still better than whatever Barza and Asashitta are wearing

(I would really like for this to become a meme)

>>76137539
Kek yeah
>>76137546
Not the worst offender either, check out Benatia looking away on purpose like the Morrocan barbarian he is

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>>76137557
Allegri looks like the slimy Prime Minister from Young Pope. Wouldn't be surprised if he threatened Francis too

>>76137523
man these footballers got all the money in the world yet they still wear sneakers with a non tailored suit

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Have you returned to Christianity yet, /trans/?

>Away for a day
>Bernardo Silva has already signed for city

wtf

Didn't even know they were interested, thought United were looking to spend big on him.

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>If you aren't a fraud and really have some connections up there, better make sure we win
>Look son, I can pray but there's no guarantee that...
>Pray harder then

>>76137657
>Good footballers
>Wanting to play for Man United

Laughed.

>>76137657
>thought United were looking to spend big on him.
tbf, they're inked to literally everyone who's ever kicked a ball

>>76137693
Tell me about the trophies Pep has has win this season, don't rush yourself. I can wait

>>76137710
>muh mickey mouse treble

>>76137710
Won the Premier League back in September.

>>76137710
won the only valuable trophy
attractive football

>>76137713

3 is better than 0, Mickey Mouse or not

United will win the real treble next season

>>76137740
This, everyone will forget that United won the EL while everyone will remember the beautiful football Pep played at City.

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>>76137740
mmmm actually, sweety, Napoli won the "beautiful football" award this season, wich is a lot more important than Juve's 6th title in a row

https://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/868145518735745024

>#WatfordFC Breaking - Understand club in advanced talks with Marco Silva. Expect agreement to be finalised in 24-48hr. More on @SkySportsNewsHQ

Watch him get sacked this time next year for only managing to get Watford to 12th in the table.

>>76136660
He's good, performs in big games, would be good in most teams

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>>76137384
Rude desu

>>76137550
I weighed myself at 82.5kg this morning and I'm a fat fuck even though I'm 185cm tall. I should hit the gym desu.

https://twitter.com/5liveSport/status/868174242612789248

wew

>>76138350
Rose and Walker are very VERY average. Spuds would be better of without them.

>>76138389
Would you say they are bang average?

>>76138092
Lewd.

>>76136618
Click to edit is the latest meme, i doubt that nigga knows all those positions

>>76137515
There must be a solution. A final solution to the Muslim problem.

>>76138441
ur mama and I had an average bang last night

>>76138482
>Click to edit is the latest meme,
No, Bang average is, didn't you get the memo?

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>imagine not being in the /trans/lluminati whatsapp group
>imagine not being part of deciding what will be the meme of the window

>>76137252
Everton will surely keep him for 1 season then

>>76138577
>the /trans/lluminati whatsapp group
Please tell me this isn't a thing.

It sounds like the most pathetic circlejerk since the tripfag chatrooms.

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WHO ARE WE SIGNING?
I FEEL THIS SQUAD WILL GET WEAKER NEXT SEASON

>>76138665
It's not a thing, just meme'ing on >>76138482

City have won the league and the transfer window hasn't even opened yet.

Bernardo Silva is a God

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Kek, /trans/fer markets always make me lol. Just look at this bullshit from Marca.

>Liverpool say the wont sell
>Klopp says he will sell whoever he fucking wants to
>Coutinho himself said he won't leave
>pic related

>>76138665
>p-pls give me access to your super /trans/ group
>I-I swear I won't suicide bomb if you do
lmao fuck off, salmon

>>76137329
Translation?

>>76138739
City have won the league by September thrice in a row now.

Who can stop them?

>>76138771
See >>76137404

Why does Pep only buy attackers?

>>76138810
probably scarred from the last defender he bought, john stones

Can Spurs please buy Dembele (Celtic), Sessegnon (Fulham), Lemar (Monaco) and a CB please

>>76138740
these stories presumably come from somewhere

if someone from barca does want coutinho and are serious about it, then coutinho's obviously going to be interested and liverpool will probably sell if the offer is ridiculous enough

>>76138810
>>76138818
Who is going to be playing in goal? He actually going to give Hart a chance?

>>76138742
u wot m8

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How much are these Schteve cards worth?

>>76138845
why would he give hart a chance when he has a better keeper currently playing for him?

>>76138856
Fuck all not in protective plastic

>>76138862
Willy has left

>>76138819
>Lemar (Monaco)
Why the fuck would he go to Spurs

>>76138810
bcuz defending is easy

>>76138924
Bang average player for a bang average team

>>76138739
>overpriced Portuguese midfielder
Yep worked so well for Gomes and Sanches

What are the odds of Lukaku going to Chelsea? Seems very high.

my friend is an ITK and says there is a good chance that B Silva is going to Manchester City

>>76138965
Bang average odds I think, might go to United, might go to Chelsea like you said. Might even go someplace unexpected desu

>>76138991
big if true

>>76138991
no chance m8e

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Why does he feel the need to shill for a mattress company

>>76138991
bollocks

>>76139008
Why do all the really big footballers post nothing but promotions for companies with ctrl+v'd sentences given to them by the company? Why can't they post something real?

>>76139025
>victor_anichebe_tweet.jpg

>>76138834
Again, Coutinho said he doesn't want to leave, Klopp said he won't sell and Laverplel said they don't need money.

Plus, Marca are 99% of the time full of shit

>Wilfried Zaha is now worth 110k a week
Fucking how.

>>76139025
Because they're all autists

>CR7-favourite-hand.tiff

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Man THor is one awful movie.

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Tammy 2bh.

>>76138834
>these stories presumably come from somewhere
lmao is this your first transfer summer? these stories come from nowhere because the season has ended and sports media have to sell a new paper every day for the next 3 months without any competition going on

>>76138819
They don't need a CB, they have the willing gay couple of Anderweireld and Vertonghen

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>Juve met with Di Maria's agent today, no further discussions will happen until after the Champions League final however.
How many Argies do they want up front, wew

>Liverpool constructed a prayer room & arranged for a special chef to accommodate the needs of Sadio Mané & Emre Can.
Liverpool confirmed for sharia

>George Honeyman, who signed a new contract with Sunderland today, tweets to Jordan Pickford "Buzzing to be with you next year lad"
So Pickford is staying after all it seem

>>76139393
>So Pickford is staying after all it seem
No club is retarded enough to pay £30m for a 23 year old GK who has had a decent season.

Okay, MAYBE Manchester City might do that.

>>76138350
>>76138389
Rose would really suck to lose. Walker wouldn't be that bad, Trippier is 90% as good and much younger.

>>76139063
I fucking love that picture. It's so incredibly random and nonsensical

>Everton offers 16 mil for Niang
True or just bullshit?

>>76139714
It can be whatever you want.

any update on the bernardo silva to united story?

>>76139771
All but confirmed lad

>>76139771
My niece that was there for the Ariana Grande concert just texted me she saw him hail an uber. Expect him to be confirmed somewhere tomorrow

Gundogan to Stoke - when?

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Sup lads, well?

>>76139393
Why would they need a speical chef? I don't think any of the players eat pork.

>>76135321
>Assou-Ekotto wouldn’t be the first footballer to express an interest in adult entertainment.

>Last season, the Brazilian centre-back Anderson Conceicao made headlines when he revealed that former Real Mallorca manager Joaquin Caparros used pornography to try and motivate his players before a La Liga game against Athletic Bilbao.

>“In the team talk ahead of the game Caparros showed us a video with images from a porn film. We were shocked, we didn't understand anything of what we were watching.

>“He told us: ‘On the pitch, you need to play as hard as this guy’, and he pointed at the screen.”

>>76139822
it's rumoured stoke are waiting to announce de bruyne at the same time

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>>76139025
>unironically believing the footballers themselves use those twitter accounts and they're not administered by PR teams

top jej

What can I expect from taking an Italian girl out for a drink?

She is qt and supports Lazio.

>>76139832
All but confirmed lad

>>76140093
Probably a racist

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Any clubs with too much money that need a pacey striker with great positioning and work rate that wastes 90% of his chances?

/r/ing that "anyone selling shit players?" picture of Brenny sitting in his car

Any updates on the Harry Kane to Liverpool situation?

Any updates on the Liverpool to Championship situation?

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>>76140216
I see u senpai

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>>76140289
mah man

>>76140232
Why would he join a shit club?

>>76140308
5 times m8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

>>76140308

1. Money
2. History
3. They have actually won major trophies, something Spurs have literally never managed

>>76140324
Spurs are in a better place to win their first pl title than Liverpoo

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https://twitter.com/Yannick_Kmbl/status/868046233209892864

>this qt is claiming that City will pay ~€50m for Mendy

>>76140322
Do ABLiv's ever lose?

>>76140351
Isn't she the girl from the big bang theory?

>>76140348

Liverpool are a phoenix on the cusp of something huge, Spurs are an embodied choke.

>>76140370
No
>>76140378
Yes 100%

>>76140384
at least you tried.jpg

>>76140183
Arsenal

will arsenal buy anyone good?
will wenger sign a 2 year deal?
will arsenal be condemned to liverpool-tier mediocrity for the foreseeable future?

asking for a friend

>>76140580
Kolasinac
Yes
They're already there

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>>76140580
Wonga is on it

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>this is what customers actually believe

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>Atletico Madrid's Antoine Griezmann dismisses 'unfounded' transfer links

>"All the rumours are unfounded,'' he wrote. "I'm still Colchonero. My direction will be established after discussion with my sporting advisor.''

Why does he do this to himself? He is just a meme

>>76140740
>that literal nobody in the comments
>verified tick
fucking why

>>76140765
>his account doesn't have a tick
How do you even start credible transfer rumours?

>>76135542
Please tell me the based dutch /trans/ lad isn't the shitty bandwagoner

>>76139190
this

>>76139832

What the fuck is the 2nd picture supposed to mean?

>>76141136
The Knights Who Say "Ni" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8dM_pZC7M

>most importantly only trust yourselves, trust the supporters and your family
>lose 0-3 at home

I miss Brentan so much

>>76141907
Literally David Brent

>>76141961
>My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study, so that’s been my biggest influence

you're right

>>76141961
>Celtic invincibles in the SPL

Only a matter of time until some club here is stupid enough to bring him back

https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/868280474510254080
Hehehe

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would United make top 4 with this?

>>76136966
> Be Liverpool
>Spend £100m+ in summer transfer window
>finish 5th
>repeat

>>76143847
probably not

the only difference is griezmann, who is hardly that much better than zlatan

carrick and valencia another year older, shaw and smalling another year shitter

de gea's probably on his way out as well

>"A player might feel that he’s done enough at Tottenham, and he might fancy a change. You might feel that Tottenham is a nearly-club, we nearly go close to winning the league, we nearly go close to winning the semi-final of the FA Cup."

So basically Rose is admitting he's leaving spurs and that he blames "the club" for the footballers failure to be good enough

>>76140765
for some reason everyone calling himself a "journalist" (either it is paper, tv or internet) can easily get a verified tick

>>76139025
everytime a footballer speaks his mind or goes out of the tracks he gets called out for being a footballer and nothing more

>>76144163
>the only difference is griezmann, who is hardly that much better than zlatan
this is a very good point, even though zlatan joined for free he had a very good season. So with him retiring after the injury, manure are not increasing their attack potential with greaseman but simply trying to keep it the same at best

as a matter of fact, even with the injury, zlatan has scored more goals than greaseman this season, who won't be better suited for the eplel

>>76137496
>socially conscious
>pro invasionary immigrants

Pick One (1) (Uno)

>wenger dropped cech in favour of ospina
Why
I mean I am happy but why

>>76144460
A lot of players seem to be deluded about their own skill level and blame everyone but themselves.

Hiro fucked up and only people with a pass can post lel

>>76144752
>chelsea have a lot of height in their team
>pick manlet keeper who's barely played this season

because wenger is retarded

>>76144766
Ah come on, there has to be a reasoning. If I had to guess I'd say he's punishing Cech for something.

>>76144770
he's weird about his keeper picks in the cups. like he stuck with fabianski all the way in 2014, same again in 2015 but dropped him in the final for szczesny

either way, no excuse for not playing your best XI

>nothing on Twitter or IRC about fixing it yet

Better hurry up, cup final shitposting depends on it.

>>76144773
>same again in 2015 but dropped him in the final for szczesny
What? Fabianski left after the FA Cup final. Same thing Ospina will be doing now that they're getting back Szczesny I imagine.

Redpill me on Tolisso. All italian clubs want him

>>76144778
>Moyes

test

>>76138810
testin`

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And we are back!

>Spurs come close to winning the title 2 years in a row
>ave a really special young squad that fight for eachother, just need that one extra special piece of class to get them over the edge
>Will probably spend an entire summer and buy someone like Andre Gray or another Ligue 1 pacenegro or something

Out of curiosity: since Man City is letting both their wing backs go, who are they bringing in to replace both? Are there any rumors?

>>76144163
>>76143847

rashford is a shit winger

---------------Cech
----Gabriel---Kos---Mustafi

just kidding.. they're ALL out

>>76145316
they didn't have any fullbacks for this season and didn't fill those slots last summer..

but walker/rose/mendy rumors

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>>76145299
Nobody was ghostposting

I went to all the archives and just saw threads about paywankers taking the piss out of normal people

>>76145316
Bernat

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40069110

Arsene Wenger: Arsenal manager describes criticism as 'a disgrace' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40069681

Who the fuck does this wanker think he is

>>76145316
Almost certainly Mendy on the left, Walker or Semedo on the right

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>>76145388
I was one of them
>poor "people"

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>tfw to smart for defending

>tfw this arsenal team is completely crocked and chelsea has zero injuries but still nervous because Sanchez is elite and hasn't joined Chelsea yet

>>76145449
Chelsea and Arse have European footy sown up, does someone else get he FA Cup spot?

>>76145481
Where's Bernardo?

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>>76145375 >>76145463
>Semedo being another one of Mendes' boys

Would Spurs realistically sell to their rivals?
I just love transfer window roulette.

>>76145475
But im in no way poor

I just dont feel the need to pay for this site

>>76145526
>the city of me

I can't even meme right.

>>76143847
They need top quality replacements for Carrick (e.g. Fabinho, Koke or Dier) and Shaw (e.g. Rose, Mendy or Grimaldo)

Rojo > Smalling btw

In fact they could do with someone like Keane adding a little more depth at CB too

>>76145526
GK

Yeah I'm thinking we're back

HAHAHA

Poor people are back.

Passfags BTFO!

Any tips for stuff to do on this hot day with a gf? Sunbathing is getting kind of boring after a week

next post with repeating digits decides if wenger stays

>>76145626
>hot day with gf
walk your dog at a park, lake or beach

duh

>>76145626
Outdoor pool, and have a cheeky shag in the changing cubicle

Mostly I just find a pub with a nice beer garden and hang out there

>>76145449
Fans who tell him to fuck off and die are a disgrace. He's won titles, built a stadium, kept Arsenal competitive and financially secure without ownership investment.

He should leave now and fans should be able to protest that, not by abusing him though.

Have Spurs been linked with anyone good yet?

are there actual people on /trans/ who are more than one of the following
>neet
>no gf
>live with parents

jesus christ

is the benfica keeper guardiola's trying to sign any good, or is he a meme?

>>76145626
huh when did you sign a gf?

>>76145626
kissing? tehee

New
>>76145935
>>76145935
>>76145935

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>>76145876

>ball playing gk

>>76145947
>3,000 posts early

>>76145947
What the fuck?

paycuck

>>76145947
no?

>>76145640
>>76145759
>>76145876
>>76145920
Thanks lads, going to this place where you drink iced tea out of jars like a bunch of savages and then dinner on the beach

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>>76146153
>eder still gets called up

>>76146153
>Mortolivo
ew
>Ceccherini
who?? I suppose Romagnoli and Rugani will be with the U21?
>>76146223
do we even have anything better?

>>76146223
He did score the winner in the euro final

>>76146326
le ebin penalty man and le why always me man

>>76146153
Is Bellotti the real deal or just a meme?

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>>76146326
There are approximately 5.5 to 7.5 million BRs that could play for Italy.

>>76146344
?

>>76146326
>Ceccherini
Didn't even see him, my brain read Giaccherini.

>>76146383
I dont want to ever see Zaza's ugly mug again, and Balotelli is lockeroom cancer and wont ever be in the NT again untill Buffon and his boys retire

>>76146153
wtf happened to italian men? they used to be the pretty team in every competition and now almost every single one below 30 is deformed in the face

also, de rossi is an arab terrorist posing for his guantanamo mugshot

>>76134788
What's worse? Replacing Lukaku with Deeney, or replacing Suarez with Big Andy Carroll?

>>76146598
probably replacing suarez with lambert

>>76145947
>several hundred posts early

>>76146598
suarez and carroll were signed in the same window

>>76147071
Proof it

>>76134699
>“a lack of swagger and stardust”

Marketing United everyone

marco silva to watford confirmed

>>76147181
*dabs enthusiastically*

>>76147208
got any more Bog Sims? I lost my folder

>>76147335
r'ing the classic nightclub bog sim

>Selon mes informations, Benjamin Mendy est sur le point de s'engager avec Manchester City pour 50 millions d'euros.
Same person who broke the Bernardo Silva transfer to City is reporting that Monaco left-back Benjamin Mendy is about to join Manchester City in a €50m (£43.6m) deal

so casillas to liverpool

heard some murmurings that casillas will indeed move to liverpool. chelsea and arsenal have both been snubbed by him as he wants to work with mignolet and karius.

>>76147498
Based Klopp, world class players are literally FLOCKING to Liverpool to play under him.

currently on a trans pennine express train heading to liverpool, sat right behind iker casillas

A reliable source at S*n sports, between racist yammerings, told me that Casillas to Liverpool is all but confirmed