/afl/

Sausage Party: The thread

I'm gonna do a quick number crunch and count what percentage of posts in the previous thread were footy related.

>>76132854
Hint: It's zero

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HEAVE HO UNNA

/straffo/

Wollongong Wompers

>>76132859
What's the story behind this

>>76132864
thats fred

any worthy new >SWEDEN YES memeworthy moments recently? I know there's a lesbian bishop who wants to remove all Christian imagery from their churches

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/bitchmond/ lads

>>76132859

Would I get in trouble if I made this my avatar on bigfooty? I mean, it would be racist if they asked me to remove it.

>>76132867
Give me a quick rundown

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Did we just get cucked by Sweden?

>>76132884
They'd suck your dick for being so progressive and brave.

It's another best team shanks all their shots at goal, worst team kicks straight edition.

>>76132900
but hawthorn have elite kicking

>>76132872
Literally just type 'Sweden Feminist Party' and click 'News' on google and it's all >SWEDEN YES

>>76132910

AND A DIET COKE.

>>76132892
I assume it's the cockburn freo supporter, he's been here forever

>>76132910
>In Maccas

EVERY TIME

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>>76132910

god fucking dammit, why do all these undeserving cunts have elite hair genetics. IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>76132910
>mcdonalds

no, this is too much....

>>76132924
someone was trying to test a proxy last thread

How come be don't get big strong americans in here asking how the game works anymore?

based walkie

>>76132939
I miss seshposter

>>76132945

Is walkbro the straffo of /nrlel/?

Franklin Big Baller confirmed

>>76132945
fuck off Sean you fat cunt
>>76132951
yes

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I swear if Hawks blow this lead.

>>76132892
It's a proxy.

imagine having a general for a shit sport and not having ONE (1) single good meme

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who /dabloos/ here?

>>76132946
nah he turned out to be a cunt who just started spamming Brady in one thread the dumb hick.

Have some SESH from yours truly lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5jGPrq94-w

>>76132933
Balding is a sign of high test mate.

Feel like some KFC hot n spicy chicken and crispy strips lads

>inb4 cunt beat dat daste :DD

>>76132963
>wanting Hawks to win

in what year

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>>76132933
good hair genetics isn't going to help if you look like this

>>76132983
Eat bresh :DD

Is Roughead cooked?

>>76132988

I think he could look ok if he wasn't such a fat fuck.

What a fat fuck.

>>76132910
Legit havent had maccas since last year. Sorta keen on it desu but too expensive for the amount needed to fill you up.

Learning to cook has been so much cheaper desu

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>>76133003
nah his face is fucked regardless of weight

>James Cousins

is he related to le drug man?

Fucking hel Sydney. You play like a top 4 team against the saints and you play like shit against the Hawks

>>76132991
has been all year

>>76133016
Looks sorta like Wayne Carey desu.

>>76133016
Fair enough, I stand corrected.

That must be demoralising and probably why he doesn't lose weight.

Please do not bully the straffo.

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>>76133034
That and the genuine retardation

>>76133017
Yeah they are Cousins. XD.

Just came back from the future lads, it ended in a draw

gil has scripted buddy to kick the winning goal for indigenous round

>>76133054
How's Straffo doing?

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what happened in 1967

>>76133063
Made the mistake of recognizing coons in the census

>>76133062
Still at McDonalds

>>76133053
You made me choke on my burrito lmao

>>76133063
Saint Kilda won their one and only flag.

>>76133063
gubenment man incorrectly decided to recognise boongs as human

>>76133076
That was 1966 you fucktard

>>76133077
That's actually kind of funny that they're celebrating being recognised as humans.

>>76133085
>Couldn't even go back-to-back
Sad.

>>76133077
edgy m8

>>76133087
it is aye. a shame they can't act like humans bar a few rare exceptions

they fell under the flora and fauna act before 67

>>76133077
>>76133068

based Holt

>>76133105
why can't I harbour a dislike for those useless darkies who like to break into my shed and car without being branded edgy or racist?

Just figured out how much time was left when Barry Breen kicked the behind in 1966
1:07 left

Whatcha drinkin cunts? Goon here
>>76132910
The barber gave him the it'll look good on you if you weren't so fat and ate macca's for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Desert

>>76133148
pirate life pale ale

Watching this game is like chewing glass

>>76133148
drinking is degenerate

based Gunston

>>76133178
fuck off churchfag

>>76133148
and why would I drink by myself?

>>76133148
Bintang (large) in a quaint Ubud establishment with quite a killer Nasi Goreng.

>>76133187
faggot you probably support gay marriage too

>>76133188
>not drinking alone
What kind of sadcunt are you?

fug hawhs

go swugs

>>76133197
never reply to me again, pedo-enabler

BUDDY

>>76133148

Dr Tim's

>Buddy going to kick 10 on the Hawks
DELICIOUS.

>>76133217
it truly is UMA DELICIA

>>76133201
I have no reason to, I am over my heartbreak and even then, I didn't because it's such a cliche

>le sad misunderstood drinking man meme

>Buddy Franklin and a ton of others wearing 67
Fucking faggots just wanted to break the highest guernsey number record rightfully held by Andrew Witts
http://afltables.com/afl/stats/games/1985/040519850706.html

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>>76133178

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>>76133222

>>76133227
That's really interesting, you should start a blog.

>>76133231
Andre Witts cucked

is this the afl's kill whitey round?

>>76133273
hope so

HAWKS DON'T BLOW THIS

>>76133240
>he isn't alt right

Democrats are the REAL racists

>>76133292
>democrats
kys you unaustralian faggot

>>76133240
>projectorvirgin

>>76133273
that's every round

>>76133292
flustering your butt over americuck politics is for fucking faggots

>>76133310
hello projectorvirgin

Puoppolo is a manlet tbqh

these two teams fucking suck, what an awful match

>>76133318
>butt
imagine using the word "butt"

>>76133328
commentators won't stop fellating this match, but it's fucking shit

>>76133328
been a painful experience sitting through it

afl

too much sydney cock-sucking

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>>76133289
Heh.

alf

>>76133349
great post

nrl

Are hawks the new norf?

>>76133363
terrible post

>Chokethorn

>>76133364

that's bitchmond, co-starring Spergmaster

Are Richmond in form?

>>76133364
yes

>>76133371
muscular post

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>Buddy plays one decent game in coon round
>gets his dick sucked for the next month

>>76133377
doesn't matter, they can't win anyway

Why they boo Roughead?

Are Sydney fans pro cancer?

>>76133377
"No"

kfc big bash

Bruce is horrible at calling goals and behinds off the boot.

>IT'S A GOOD KICK! IT'S ANOTHER GOAL FOR..
>...just off-line

>>76133364
>hawf
yeah it's getting there but NORF is always eternal

>>76133392
Was bullying the lanky abo earlier

>>76133392
hey weight loss is weight loss

jfc when are we getting the Hobart Hawks this is fucking embarrassing.

>penalising that
fucking hell

>>76133394
elite post

>>76133420
He did take his legs out from under him but the rule is confusing af.

>>76133394
poost

Issac Smith is a real smarmy cunt for someone so shit at footy

The call has been made lads

ayy league

>>76133444
irrelevant post

>>76133444
horrific post

Why does josh Kennedy have such poor posture?

>>76133450
>>76133453
good posts

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>>76133394

high energy post

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>>76133382
>implying you wouldn't suck his dick

>>76133460
Gary Rohan has a bit of a hunchback too.

Grant Birchall is the GOAT hunchback.

>>76133472
is this the elite BBL moment?

It seems like almost every Friday night game has been shit this year.

>>76133490
>>76133472

someone post that gif of memeswell hitting an offside six from outside leg - I would but I don't have it

>>76133496
saints/giants was alright

>>76133508
was a 4 m8

>>76133496
ded sport tbqh

>Kennedy such a big bull

What did Bruce mean by this?

this game will end in a draw

>>76133526
rigged sport desu

>>76133054
HOLY FUCK NIGGA TELL ME THE WINNERS IN THE GREYHOUNDS LATER

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Time for Hawks counter-attack.

>>76133534
trip on

>>76133539
>HOLY FUCK NIGGA

>Sydney have 20 fit men

What did Bruce mean by this?

#FreekickHawthorn

>>76133554
Delete racists from /afl/

Somebody discuss SuperCoach with me tbqh.

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>>76133508

don't have it sorry, my crig weebms are pathetically lacking tßh

you just

Execute all /pol/tists

tippett is such a fucking bust

>75-75
oh shit it's happening

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>>76133054
What the fuck

>>76133582
he's playing a Josh Bruce-tier game

Did shitney fuck up with Tippett?

Le cancer man

ABOS BTFO
WHITE MAN KICKS THE WINNER

this is meemey's fault for missing an easy target inside 50

That kid was mad as fuck kek

Fuck you cancer man

>mills
Rescind this cunts rising star

Fuck you mills

elite kicking tbqh desu

How many minutes left? Not watching right now

fuck you mills
you cost your team

>>76133629
60 seconds

Lmao

>swans on /fridge/watch

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>BLOODS
kek

KEK

K E K

white man wins again

>>76133637
Ah fuck, tipped Swans. Did anyone other than Hawkroaches tip Hawks?

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why

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*blocks your path*
Eat shit /bloods/

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>>76133355
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

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kek get fucked Shitney

Who was it that shanked the kick in front of the Swan's goal 40 metres out?

>>76133648

me, /crows/ here. who 2/2?

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hawks LADS

>bloods 'culture'
kek

K E K

KEK!

>GIL BTFO

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Weeeee're the mighty fighting Haaawks
We love our club and we PLAY. TO. WIN.
Riding the bumps with a grin at Hawthorn

PNG team when?

>>76133666
Read 10 posts back ya lazy prick.

>>76133666
mills

swans fan and im fuming

strip him of his rising star

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>mfw someone else loses a close game

>>76133679
it won't be close tomorrow

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>7 spending the whole game lying about the quality of play to keep this artificial rivalry narrative from being aborted

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>>76133655
>50% of the Hawk goals in the last quarter came from the umpires
Seems rather questionable. Almost tempted to say it was rigged.

Roughy
So brave
Lads

Reality Check's narrative is like a SpaceX launch: Aborted every week

>>76133696
>21 frees to 12 cuckney's way
ah yes, a narrative.

>>76133696
Trip on

lads LADS

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>Cats get umpballed to a win
>Hawks get umpballed to a win
Really gets the old noggin joggin

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ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY

>>76133741
>>76133717

Can't stand these apehoop faggots using "clutch" in relation to footy lads

>>76133741

I like the retard in the background trying to drink gatorade upside down.

>45% of people tipped Hawthorn

Why would they do this i'm 0/2 and in tipping freefall reeee

Officially calling for a royal commission on match fixing. Mills 100% threw that game.

The World Health Organisation states that one baby gets aborted anywhere in the world every 0.7 seconds. Meanwhile, Reality Check's narrative gets aborted every half of a Planck time.

>>76133794
tipped swans even though I support the hawks desu not sure why 45% tipped >us

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>It's another BT roams around randomly episode

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

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>>76133806
>I tip against my team

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>>76133832
>he doesn't like Roaming BT
you must hate fun lad

>>76133843
I'm leading my comp have to think strategically.

who is the worst AFL media personality and why is it david king?

>>76133832
Roaming senile BT is one of the best things on TV.

BT is a bully.

Just chugged some Metamucil lads

Hawthorn emergency on suicide watch.

26 Christians were just killed in Egypt lads

Hope everyone has been having an austere and introspective National Sorry Day today /afl/. #paytherent

>>76133934
>Ramadan just started today
Fuck lads

>>76133934
>Copts
they may as well not even be Christians at all

>>76133934
good

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Lots of racists in this thread tbqh lads.

>>76133995
>racist
>Collingwood

story checks out

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>>76133995
back to sleep Adam

Sydney worked into a shoot

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lads

There is no better fast food then a Hungry Jack's caramel sundae

>>76134453
based fucking straffo

>>76134561

fresh onion rings are elite, HJs is great

>>>/ck/8977102

Last time I was in Melbourne I tried that Mr Burger, pretty based tbqh

>>76134071
What's the context/story behind this photo again?

>>76134999
>filename

>>76134999
Just some coon passed out in a puddle with the XXXX beer logo in the reflection. I named it Goodes Personal Leave to reflect what Adam Goodes was doing during his personal leave while sooking about being booed

>>76133789
he's drinking it the correct way, it's just that the isc logo on the shirt has been blurred so it looks it's the cap of the gatorade bottle

Tipped the Hawks that makes it 2/2. However I do not take any pride in tipping the rigged contest last night.

based Reality "Terror Australis" Check

>>76135982
True m8 you called it 100%

Actually impressed.

Reality check on reinstated narrative watch

>>76132887
Right so it's gone from >THE GAMES ARNET RIGGED U JUST SUG AT DIPPIN to >STOP COPYIN MUH RIGGED AFL NARRATIVE

Which one is it mate? You can't have it both ways.

the limbs are jerking even when I'm not pulling the strings. You're lying again

> doesn't post tips before the match
> comes in after the match and announces that he tipped the winning team

classic real tip pleb

100% of the winners this week have scored 81

>>76136386
Get some original material

What beer should I buy from Dan Murphy's?

>>76141280
Gil's not even hiding it anymore

Hello world

>>76142615
This is me
Life should be.
mmm yea fun for everyone.

>LE FUG LE ABOS XDXD
Truly the sign of a mental midget

Who /Bulldogs/ here?

>>76134071

he doesn't multitask sleeping/laundry

>>76142980
aye

>soft cunt

>>76142038
f o s t e r s

/dons/ lads

>bet against billings for first goal
reeeeeeeeeee
>got a $20 bonus bet on saints line
good feel

Saints are fucking up everything I50

dead poomunity

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Basedbane tbqh lads

5 Saints players already have 6 marks halfway through the 2nd quarter.

Dogs are looking so much better without Cloke

>>76143655
Thanks statscunt

This team drives me fucking nuts

>>76143470
Is it still a good feel anon.

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Why do the saints have some 8'10 retarded 14 year old playing for them in this game?

>>76143777
>saints

I meant bulldogs but I guess we know who the real retard is here (it's me)

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hawks LADS

Which afl team is the whitest currently?

lads i saw normiebook discussing the ad waifus like /fordgirl/ (best girl) and the other trash etc.

are they stealing premium /afl/ memes

t-they are /afl/ memes right?

>>76143875
/afl/ doesn't make memes, it just has annoying tripfagjerking

>>76143873
Probably Bulldogs. One Asian in Lin Jong and one whatever Johanissen is, but everyone else is milk white.

>>76143875
Fordgirl is shit and busted. /trivagogirl/ is the only /afl/ ad waifu.

>>76143875
>t-they
nice reddit stutter bullshit

you're more normie than the facebook plebs you mock

>>76143875
>nationally televised ads are muh secret club memes

>Fremantle play 8 aboriginals
>Hamling, Griffin and Grey are counted

love the progressives using the one drop rule when it suits them

>>76143898
I've seen Grey IRL and you can tell he's got abo in him, Hamling and Griffen though is just bottom of the barrel, Freo already held the record at 7 anyway

Cucked a cheeky bet on the dockers, $5 is good odds

lovely rita meter maid

>no holding on Gilbert
Why do the umps love the dogs so much?

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>>76143904

>he fell for the saint cuckda meme
KEK

>>76143950
They're going to come good still. Bulldogs are just throwing and umpiring themselves to another undeserved lead. The hardworking Saints will still come back.

>"Gold Coast" Suns
>go an entire month without playing in Queensland

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>Seynts
kek

KEK

K E K

>>76143916
>muh bob such a nice guy

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>>76143982
>so humble too, he never likes drawing attention to himself

>>76143969
>hard working saints
KEK

Why are the Bulldogs successful when their game plan revolves entirely around incorrect disposal and getting caught holding the ball. Also why is Bob Murphy such a cunt?

>richmond getting closer to dropping out of the 8

>>76143936

This level of surety is completely unfounded. >we've every chance of fucking up and losing in the 1st quarter.

>>76144004

hoping for a draw here tßh

McCartin is shit

Lads.

Should we fold St Kilda? One page of success and that is it.

Absolutely pathetic club. If anything, merge them with the Demons to become the Melbourne Saints.

>>76143969
"Hard working" is what you call a team who aren't good enough to earn a real compliment.

>>76144020
>norf remain

no
Demons are as traditional as you can get

Norf, Gold Coast or Saints need to be culled to make way for a Tassie team

>>76144020
Shanghai Saints tbqh.

>>76144041
Fuck off, norf have actually won things

>>76144041
>literally the first football team of any code ever
>12 flags
>should be dismantled

granted, maybe saints

>>76144046
>heathens
>saints

>>76144066
>>76144048

Relocating old teams for monetary reasons is disgusting anyway. I'd much prefer my team just fold than get cucked like Fitzroy or South did

>>76144093
Good thing we have a recently invented team in a state that doesn't care about footy, who are too shit for anyone to care about anyway. Moving GC to Tassie is a no-brainer.

>>76144100
especially since GC is a notorious graveyard for australian sports. Poometriu will be remembered for this shocker of a decision

>>76144100
>be young afl player
>get to enjoy living life on the beach and doing cocaine all day
>next season have to move to fucking Tasmania and stay there every winter for the next decade of your life

It's too cruel to work mate

>>76144041
>>76144046
I can support these tbqh

>>76143904

It's likely to be pissing down in Adelaide tonight, anything could happen.

>>76144119
Gold Coast would be a great place to live if it weren't for the people.

>>76144119
>cocaine

not under based GAJ's watch

>>76144133
Come to think of it, it's like the opposite of Tasmania.
Gold Coast:
>great weather
>shit people
Tasmania:
>shit weather
>great people

I dislike Aborigines

>Tasmania
>great people

lmao

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Kick a fucking goal shit kilda you fucking cunts

>that fucking mustache

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*drops the mark*

>>76144192
interchangeable with bruce and memebrey desu

Execute all Saints

>>76144139
GAJ will leave the Suns if they move to Tasmania. Too far away from Hillsong.

>>76144206
GAJ will leave the Suns anyway

>>76144206
he's going to geelong or retiring this year anyway

>>76143886
/trivagogirl/ is VERY hit-and-miss. She can sometimes be a solid 8+/10 stunner of a babe, and other times a frumpy millennial with a manjaw who doesn't know how to dress herself.
The true /afl/ ad waifu is the smiling girl at the end of the AAMI ads.

How can Richmond top themselves this week?

>>76144206
>>76144213
GAJ will retire and probably kill himself when his wife stays on the Gold Coast after he moves back to Geelong.

What a fucking shit team. Fuck you

>>76144231
>tfw GAJ gets cucked

>76144238
>typical st cuckda suppoorter
you actually think your pathetic side will ever achieve anything?

KEK

This wouldn't have happened if Fraser Gehrig was still playing.

>>76144231
Pretty sure gaj is supposed to be executed at age 33

>west coast shiggles out of the top 4
BTFO

>>76144247
Scared to give my a (You)?

>>76144249
Essendon would've launched an official protest if Gehrig was still allowed to play after they got banned.

>>76144251
Yeah, he'll get better though.

>>76144229
>richmond getting btfo
>comeback
>rioli has a shot to win the game in indigenous round
>misses
Cap this

Ignore all tripfags.

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