/hoc/ Bulju

>>76130681
Going back to back

preddit

preddit

http://www.strawpoll.me/13043726/

Who are our guys?

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>>76130687
Kessel will get his second ring Laffs BTFO

Let's try to mention Reddit in every post this time, guys.

preddit

100 years of nhl 50 years of the pengs

2 stan lee cups in a row

you best believe it sons

>>76130701
>/redditsguys/
>/goodguys/

>>76130708
4chan

When did the Predditors become the darling NHL team every fan is dick riding to win the cup ?

>>76130705
This

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>>76130701

>>76130722
When they swept the Reddithawks

the only way to watch a sport is to root for the winners, pens will win cup again

>>predditors

HAHA LOOK GUYS HE SAID IT AGAIN. WHAT A FUNNY GUY HAHAHA

>>76130722
lots of people will cheer for the plucky underdog in any sport league.

>>76130722
when they beat the reddithawks and became the preddittors. pretty simple concept m8

>>76130724
THANKS FOR ADDING "THIS" YOU FUCKING RETARD EVERYONE REALLY NEEDED TO READ THAT STOP BEING FUCKING REDDIT IDIOT THANKS AND KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW

>>76130744
>laffs

>>76130724
The most reddit post in the thread so far.

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Imagine if your country was as bad at hockey as Canada.

It would be terrible

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>im cheering for crosbys team despite not being a leaf

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Post your face when someone says

>I'm a Preds fan

>>76130744
1967 was 5000 years ago Pajeet

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>I'm a fan of the Nashville Predators

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>>76130756

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>>76130750
>cucket is so irrelevant it doesnt even have a thread anymore

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>I actively root for the NHL team known as the Predators, based in Nashville, Tennessee

Does /hoc/ still green text >1993 after all Canadian teams have been eliminated ?

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For me, it's the Nashville Predators

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>I am a fanatic of the professional hockey club team, of which are associated with the National Hockey League, the Nashville Predators

>>76130776
there's a couple threads up for it

Damn the Preds wouldn't have even made the playoffs in the east. What happened? Is it really just Rinne or are they just hot?

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>im a fan of a team that went bankrupt twice and got saved by canadians both times

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>>76130756
>>76130756

preddit

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>>76130776
Not as much as before but it's back now that the snes got eliminated

The entire 2015 off season was nothing but bully posting Canada v.s USA with the odd Finn here and there

Pittsburgh is fucking Gay

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>>76130735
Go watch divesqueak

>>76130756
frig off, rick

preddit

>>76130793
Preds got away with massive goonery by getting away with injuring Gibson and also had massive refpuck aid assistance

>>76130793
Chicago gave up 5 games before entering the playoffs. Blues always choke. Ducks choke harder than the Rangers. Plus Rinne.

>>76130804
are you going to delete all your posts again?

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>my favorite hokkei player is phil "the thrill" kessel, he is so popular he has a reddit page setup just for him

>>76130811
Pls see >>76130808

>>76130803
those were better times

Which team are bigger draft babies, Penguins or Oilers?

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>I hope the Nashville Predators beat the Pittsburgh Penguins

Extremely low quality /hoc/

>>76130826
are you going to delete all your posts again?

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>>76130808
>cucks complaining about refpuck and assistance after "winning" a series 2-5

>>76130826
Still upset about the sharks losin?

Reminder: The only way to watch any Penguins game is to mute the audio from the television broadcast and listen to the radio broadcast along side the video.

>>76130826
the penguins literally wouldnt even exist anymore if uncle gary didnt gift them godsby and malkin.
none of the players the oilers drafted have done much by comparison.

>>76130837
But isn't the radio like ten seconds ahead?

>>76130837
lol mike lange is a fag

>>76130844
yeah. someone on twitter always syncs up the game highlights to the radio broadcast and it's good

>>76130837
>living in pitsburgh
>being a penguins fan

HIGHLY suspect, i don't buy it

Anyone else feel like the Predditors are going to get raped by their shitty lines compared to Shitsburg ?

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>both teams american
>both coaches american
>canada's drought will continue for another year
CANASHITS ABSOLUTELY, ETERNALLY BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT!

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What a beautiful day today is

>>76130868
its gonna be the same exact series as the pens/sens one, pens will dominate time on attack and shots all series but will fail to get it by a hot goalie and end up losing a couple games 2-1

Crosbitch gets another concussion in the first game

>>76130875
>both captains canadian

>>76130883
are you gonna delete all your posts again?

>>76130884
>>76130875
preddit blown out

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Don't mind me, I'm just making the highest quality post in this shit thread

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>>76130884
CANASHITS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>76130868
the preds have 6 solid nhl quality defenders
the penguins have a literal ahl-tier blue line
the goal crease situation in pitsburgh isnt even clear either

>>76130828
This. But I guess that's what happens when North Americans stay up past their bedtimes

What the fuck was that d pair the sens had on the ice vs the CROSBY line when the gwg happened? Insanity

>>76130895
we don't have shariah law so there are no bedtimes for adults here

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>>76130884
>When ya country's so shit you run to US teams

oh im laughin

>>76130902
Whatever you have is even worse than that if your adults are responsible for the posts in this thread

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>>76130910

>>76130912
You drew that yourself? What a good boy!

>>76130916
>be swedish
>explode
>go to bakery
>explode
>go to restaurant
>explode
>seduce someones wife
>explode
>draw a picture
>explode
>listen to music
>explode
>walk down street
>explode
>go to school
>explode

>>76130770
hmmmmmm I wonder why?

Dumb leafposters

>>76130922
fuck you now he thinks you're me and I was about to go to bed

>>76130922
>be american
>be buttmad
Checks out

>>76130927
Good night!

>>76130930
At least I won't explode

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Still a fucking boring SCF all things considered

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IT SHOULD BE US

new /cric/ thread is up lads

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>>76130946
It's a great final

>>76130946
Better than last years matchup desu

>>76130942
>implying the average american doesn't look like they could explode at any second

>>76130950
That's nice australia
>>76130949
>implying the purds wouldn't demolish >us in the wcf

>>76130959
That's because we can actually afford to eat

>>76130956
it's the same as last years, it's a team with a history of choking with no offense but supposedly amazing defense lead by a meme overrated defenseman against the pens

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>>76130956
True. Every game was a complete bore. How did those geriatric shorks ever make it that far to begin with?

>>76130966
But you apparently can't afford to get exercise

>>76130954
how on earth did preddit become such an autistic animupost waifu squad

Phil was amazing tonight, so much hard work, and really just unlucky to not be the hero tonight.

>>76130974
are you going to delete all your posts again?

>>76130966
Why do you spend your money on trash tier fast food then?

And this --> >>76130974

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>>76130973
>someone is still using my OC reaction pic
bless you, anon

>>76130973
The sharks were playing fucking great hockey, but they didn't match up well with the pens at all.

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>>76130976
They call them trashville because all of their waifs are trash

>>76130973
With luck
As much as Sharks choke they still aren't a complete failure like Caps

>>76130974
>>76130980
At least we're not a muslim country unlike Swedenistan

I love the smell of hoc in the morning

>>76130988
remember that time you got blown out and you deleted all your posts? are you going to do that again?

>>76130984
No, bless you. I crosspost it all the time across the chins. It's so versatile.
>>76130991
gub mornig binlin

>>76130989
>this level of /pol/ posting
Tip top tier obsessed autism

>>76130991
what does it smell like

/pol/ get out of my /hoc/

How did Pens suddenly become so OP anyway, they were good, but not this dominant

>>76130992
No I'll make sure to check my facts before posting

>>76131006
haven' you been on /hoc/ before? this is what happens literally the moment the games end

>>76131006
This. Drumpftardz need to fuck off and stop being cancer on the 4chans

>>76131007
>No I'll make sure to check my facts before posting
then why didn't you do that with the first part of this post you stupid faggot

>>76130993
Gud even

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>preddit

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>Select all squares with vehicles.
>There are no vehicles

>>76130681
fuuuuuuuuck, why couldn't the Senators do it?????

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>>76131022
How many bandwagon fairs are they up to, now that the >badguys are facing them?

>>76131007
Coaching change late in 2015 to Mike Sullivan and working with GM Jim Rutherford to build a faster team. Sullivan brought even more speed with AHL standouts like Bryan Rust and Conor Sheary. It's just a team that meshes extremely well together. Add to that Sidney Crosby suddenly coming to life again and reminding everyone why he was so revered. We're still in the midst of the run from 2015 to now. It's as dominant a run in hockey that I can remember.

>>76131031
>We're

>>76130996
Warm coins and salty bag of sand

>>76130959
lel, btfo

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>>76131023
>select all squares with street signs
>every box has them
>click every box
>select every box with a storefront

>>76131035
When I say we're I'm not referring to the team, just us as hockey fans.

>>76131031
You wanna know whats an even more impressive run? The capitals having 238 points in 2 years.

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>>76131044
>being an unironic hockey fan

>>76131050
this, only retards are actually hockey fans

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>>76131042
>the state of /hoc/ right now

The predators are /ourGuys/.

This series is going to be so good. Im going to openly shill every game too

>>76131047
The only run the craps have going for them is that they're being run into the ground.

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>>76131040
do you know coins only smell because of your body smell reacting with the metal

that means you stink you smelly asian man

>>76131052
>tfw Canadian mother made me into an autistic seething hockey fan, despite having a literal dumpster fire of a local hockey team
You casuals chose this life

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there is nothing wrong with supporting preds

>>76131060
this lads, otherwise you're just buying into uncle Gary's plan

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>beat team from US capital
>beat team from Canadian capital
>yellow/black

Are the Penguins the most AnCap team?

>>76131056
>smelly asian
No need to be so redundant, kitten
>>76131060
They play boring hockey but at least they're not the pings.

>>76131062
And dixie gets ^^ +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

>>76131059
Doesn't the 'tism have a genetic component? Don't blame your mother.

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fuck shittsburgh

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Is this a real canadian feel?

Any flames fans not dead yet that can confirm?

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good night everyone

i hope i die in my sleep because of how sad i am today

>>76131083
nite Kip lemme touchbutt

>>76131059
that sounds so nice. Usually it's fathers who turn boys into sports. How did she do it? Was she raging in front of the tv or did she take you to games as well? Or is it just because you love her and you know she is a hockey fan?

>another boring Laviolette team rode a hot goalie to the finals
Pens pls win

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>>76131083
Same

>>76131083
>i hope i die in my sleep

We all do

>>76131083
smile the predditors got this

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>>76131096

>>76131083
Good night and luck with that

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>>76131042
>Select all squares with cars
>there is only one square with a car
>click box
>Select all squares with gas stations

>>76130976
Because it triggers redditors trying to fit in.

Nhl should let more teams in the playoffs. If that garbage dump trashville can get in the finals, Florida or Dallas could've made a run too, it's not fair.

Lmao what a joke. Hang yourself if you watched the regular season. Hope pens sweep and I hate the pens.

>>76131101
Wow that's a really great post no wonder you guys have won the cup so many times in the last 25 fuckin years.


Just to be perfectly clear, the NHL is 100 years old. 25 years of no cups is a full 25% of the entire existence of the league


What the FUCK

>>76131135
Makes you ponder

>>76131042
>select all squares with clothes
>don't click any, click skip
>success

>>76131101
This picture is making me so fucking angry

I have an idea, get off of your fucking asses, start practicing, and maybe um, I don't know, WIN A FUCKIN STANLEY CUP !!!

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>>76131151
>select all squares with street signs
>there are no street signs, select random box
>success

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>>76131161
>click verify once there are none left
>this goes on for half an hour

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>select all squares with the Sens beating the Pens in game 7 of the ECF
>there are none

>>76130681
You god damn fucking Canadians need to get a little more serious about hockey. This is ridiculous. You almost lost the World Cup and you lost the worlds. Now you lost the cup AGAIN.


what tHe FuCK

Who's more pathetic?

The >rags or the >cucks?

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>dont have captcha
>shitpost that much faster without interruption
>feels good

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Time for bed. Will make sure to sleep under my lucky terrible towel blanket again

>>76131089
so why don't you tell me?

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>last time Canada won the Cup was after a Pens repeat

>>76131222
Sorry dude I filtered you because your country has no cups

>>76131210
Bonino isn't even doing the "gangster tough guy" look ironically, he just doesn't want to be doing that fucking bullshit

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>>76130701
fuck off and die kippers you useless fat cunt.

pens 4-1

our conference was way harder than theirs. only reason we'd ever lose is because we played way more games, against tougher teams, than they did.

at least I've got baseball to look for
fuck this gay league

>>76131285
Malkin didn't even participate

>>76131225

Oilers confirmed for 2018. Based Bulju with Art, Hart and Conn-Smythe.

It's nice to listen to Mike Sullivan talk

>>76131303
>people under 70 years old unironically like basebore

https://twitter.com/BDubi17/status/867953619223457794

Digits for Nashville sweep

87th Penguins playoff win in the Crosby era tonight.

>>76131435
No, wait, these. Fuck you Bettman.

>>76131446
>can't even get digits in slow /sp/ hours
Sad!
This is how it's done, Pens will win.

>escape the years of hawks and kongs in every finals
>pens
i hate hockey tbqh, but at least the nhl's parity isn't as shit tier as the nba's

>>76131462
The teams rotate a lot in the post season anyway. Who the fuck would have picked the Ottawa Senators to be in the ECF this year? It's just there is sometimes dominance at the top end. Plus if this is the NBA the pens would be raping everyone in 4-5 game series. At the very least it's been tight

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Something doesn't seem right here

>>76131560
yeah someone fucked up, it's to P teams that wear yellow and one player used to be on the other team

>>76131573
I fucked up too. two**

>>76131462
You really can't complain about the Pens winning again in terms of parity, because they very easily could have been bounced tonight or by Washington. It's a far cry from the Warriors, Patriots, or Alabama just steamrolling everyone.

>>76131455
FUCKING BLOWN OUT

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REMINDER TO GARY

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I WILL stop watching NHL hockey if you allow the P-Reddit Turds and the Shitty of Trash-ville Tenn-Nasty to win Lord Stanley's most sacred and revered cup.

I WILL NOT resume watching it until the team is either disbanded or relocated (preferably the latter... I like that PekkaFinn guy)

You BETTER NOT fuck this one up, Gary.

>>76131675
What other cups does Lord Stanley have?

>>76131685
the one for his jock

>>76131685
He's also got a shot glass he uses to black himself out whenever a team from a place without ice wins his important cup

>>76130795
Lemieux is a literal god to Pittsburgh residents.

>>76131699
Interesting, makes me ponder

>>76131703
Hmm. Well, since Pittsburgh is the most northern of the two teams, but still only on latitude 40 I guess he'll have to bring it out now

i hate pens

>he doesn't wake up at 2:30am to ask Sweden why it hasn't declared war against Finland yet

>>76131823
Nothing wrong with that. After all, Pittsburgh is situated further south than Istanbul

>>76131832
same reason the civilized parts of murica don't declare war on the west coast : it's too fargone to be desirable, and provides plenty of entertainment

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>>76131866
>Istanbul

>>76131832
Finland is a good ol' boy

>>76131294
>We
>Our
You're a fucking aussie dude

>>76131890
Do you give Finns head scratches and treats? Do Finns fetch?

>>76131923
No, finns are quite capable to care for themselves at this point

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>mfw finland

>>76131937
walkcunt

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>>76131943

>>76131946
I have no idea what's going on in that picture

>>76131294
wheel of excuses

>>76131675
the world does not revolve around you.

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>>76131946

Damn it!!! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CANADA'S YEAR!!!

WHY DO THE BAD GUYS ALWAYS WIN????????

>>76130890
So that means your entire stadium is flaming gay pink like their stores, right?

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>>76131171

>>76132123
Offical Rankings of Canadas Teams
1. Jets
2. Leafs
3. Flames
>Power gap
900. Edmonton
901. Calgary
>Power gap
9000. Montreal
>Power gap
1,000,000. Ottawa

Literally the baddest of guys in the NHL

its an all /goodguy/ final

>>76132302
>Calgary is listed twice

what did he mean by this?

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>>76132310
Fuck im autistic

Meant Canucks the 2nd time

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You may only reply to this post if your country has a team playing in the Stanley Cup Finals.

>>76132330
>there are literally more swedes than american playing in an american team

LOL

>>76132330
Reddit Nation reporting in

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Which canadian team will be the first to break the curse? It's a disgrace. The sun belt has won 6 times since 1993 if you include Canes 06'

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huomenta

Craig Andersons wife is going to die of Cancer now that he doesnt get his free wish for winning the Stan Lee bowl. Good job Penguins, ruining lives as always

>>76132380
Oilers or Leafs

>>76132380
Ottawa, next season

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>>76132380
It was supposed to be Canucks in 2011

>>76131915
and you're a dumb fat americunt?

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>>76132485
we can only dream

i already miss my loverboi

Where will Karlsson resign or is he going to go the Swedens Finest and stay on a bad team until its too late, just for "muh loyalty"

>>76132518
Nothing is impossible!

>>76132529
I wouldn't be surprised if he went for the second option tbf

>>76132383
huomenta

>>76132536
Canada ruins Swedes tbf.

Alfreddsson, Naslund, Sundin. All top 10 greatest Swedes, all never had a cup because they refused to leave Canada

I think Sundin even regrets it since he shunned Toronto this year at their opener

>>76132529
>He'll stay. Swedes are very loyal and don't want to cause conflicts.

The fact that we swedes are so afraid of conflicts is one reason why don't dare to debate serious issues like immigration in Sweden.

He'll stay and he he'll have his retirement ceremony in 10 years

1. Finland
2. USA
3. Canada
4. Grease
5. Sweden

Crosby repeat... yay?

>>76132554
Why was Sundin stupid enough to leave Toronto for another Canadian team? Why not go for an American team with an actual chance of winning the cup? At least Alfredsson made the wise choise of going to an American team but he chose the worst possible alternative.

>>76132554
Canada have ruined anyone the last couple of decades. It might be that swedes value loyalty more the North Americans perhaps do.

>>76132558
Don't bring politics into this again

>>76132567
>yay?

pretty much sums of the finals

only is preddit wins it becomes "meh"

The Yellow Finals

>>76132585

That Loyalty is not going to translate into cups. Ottawa isnt a young team, and their best prospect, Chabot, got exposed as a small baller.

Im scared that if Karlsson resigns he is going to take too much money and suffocate the team, to where he never wins a cup in his career.

Hopefully the Norris is good enough for him since he wont even win a Hart.

>>76132595
i'm so depressed about this timeline

preds are easily hateable and i actually kind of like the pongs.... but it just wasn't supposed to be like this

this wasn't how it was supposed to be lads, and it's got me feeling bummed

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>>76132560
2017-18 predictions
1. Latvia
2. Germany
3. Slovenia
4. Czech Republic
5. France

Honorable mention: Finland, Canada, Russia, Sweden, Austria & Switzerland

Relegated: Slovakia, Belarus, Denmark, Norway & U.S.A

Promoted: Estonia, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Spain and Portugal

>>76132655
Of course not.
But who knows, perhaps he will be the one who takes another path and does move in time. Only one more season until we'll get to know

>11 canadians, 5 swedes, 3 americans, 3 finns and 2 swiss
vs.
>10 americans, 8 canadians, 2 swedes, a finn, a german, a russian and a swiss

>finnish goaltending
>vs.
>frog and meme rookie goaltending

>Carrie Underwood
vs.
>whatever toyboy Crosby is hiding in his closet

>Arvidsson
vs (aka battle of the manlets)
>Sheary

>sunbelt
vs.
>a little less sunbelt

>0 minnesotans
vs.
>2 minnesotans

>1 player who has been in the finals before
vs.
>18 players who have been in the finals before

>>76132751
Melnyk will never allow him to be traded.

He'd be betting on a team that has a lot of >30 year old players, and a lot of UFAs in the next 3 years.

>>76132880
Of course he should leave when he has the chance, for his own sake. No one is saying otherwise

>>76132865
>meme rookie goaltending

Murray is elite. He even won on his birthday

Has anyone ever dropped the Stanley Cup?

>>76132595

And without Vancouver even.

>>76132380
Jets. Once we get an actual goalie.

>>76132947
Bill did once

>tfw Penguins are now the most succesful NHL franchise since 1990 tied with Red Wings with 6 conference championships
If they repeat they will even overtake them

I have never actually minded Red Wings domination the NHL that much because their team was much more likakable

Instead of crybaby Crosby as a captain they had Yzerman, one of the best team leaders in NHL history and Lidstrom, who despite being legend tier defenseman was a humble person.

They had other great players who were really nice people, like Hasek, Datsyuk, Kronwall or Zetterberg. The only big star on their roster that was an asshole was Shannahan

Unlike the Penguins they did not rely on lucky draft picks and Holland has made two of the biggest reverse busts in recent history.
Though, they also had a much bigger team budget.

how was the game i didnt see it

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HOW CAN ONE PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY FRANCHISE BE SO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT OF BY A SINGLE PLAYER

>>76133234
Honestly this, the penguins were built on the lottery, the red wings had real talent building

>>76133241
Boring as shit.

>>76133234
Reminder that the penguins now have the longest playoff streak

Poverty fans BTFO

>>76133270
>penguins were built on the lottery
>Crosby was only true lottery winner
>traded up for fleury
>Malkin was picked during rebuild year
>Murray and Letang were late round steals
>Kunitz, Kessel, Hagelin were all fleece trades

1 maybe 2 players were gifted. But thats more impressive then unlimited cap to sign a superteam

>>76133284
>t. Bootyblasted sens fan

That OT was great. Even had Yinzers looking like the retards everyone knows them to be

Conn Smythe winner on each team if they win?

>>76133856
Rinne gets it no matter who wins

>>76133856
Murray no matter who wins

SEMEN
L
U
R
P
I
N
G

Hainsey gets it no matter who wins

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>>76131023
>"please select store fronts"
>new image appears as soon as you click one

>>76133861
This

At least it's a final between a clear good and clear evil

>>76134017
are you going to delete all your posts again?

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>>76134022
Pongs are Satan's team, Crysby and Malkuck are the worst of the /badguys/

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LET'S GO PREDATORS!

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

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You know the worst part? Any Sens fan worth their salt knows that this run was a fluke, but fucking Jewgene Memenyk will use it as justification to prevent Dorion from spending to the cap.

>>76134175
You're worse than armenia and grease

>4 day break before finals start

umm... another joke biased decision for the penguins

bettman fucks crosbys mum

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Fuck Bernier and Fuck Gibson . I really wish we would have kept Andersen

>>76134217
Thanks

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>>76134022
>>76134142

Fuck no . Trashville is evil . Go Pongs

>>76134237
>4
>friday, saturday, sunday

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>>76134284
Thank you Birdbro

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>needed either Ottawa or Anaheim to reach the finals to win the pool at work and make a 380$ profit

FUCK YOU BERNIER AND FUCK YOU PHANEUF. WHY DO THE LEAFS ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN MY FUCKING LIFE?!

>>76134328
>bet on Nashville to beat Analslime in 5 games
>bet on the Under (4.5) for game 7 OTT/PITT
>Bet on Cavs covering 9.5spread game 7
>Bet on Warriors winning in 4

Made 400$ this week. Learn2sports reddit.

>wake up
>espn 2 is on
>even they said all the nashville fans are bandwagons
lmao

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>>76134347
>being proud of successfully predicting apehoop

Takes one Redditor to know one I guess.

>>76134380
Im not proud, its just a multiplier to make more money, also I needed to bet on 2 games to even buy a ticket.

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>>76134377

>>76131342
>wins all those
>doesn't win the calder

>>76134617
Not calder eligible next year, you dumb casual fan

>>76134617
>rookie of the year
>in sophmore year

Ontario hockey """""knowledge""""""

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>mfw this is the final I wanted to happen

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What happens when a team with no offense meets a team with no defense?

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>>76130722
According to the league and the media, Nashville is the mecca of hockey now.

>>76134887
Memes my friend.

>>76133486
A lot of later picks and undrafted guys playing well too. Sheary, Wilson, Guentzel, Rowney. Good scouting.

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>>76131675
Start watching the KHL then. SKA Saint Petersburg are the Gagarin Cup champions again.

>>76134887
Penguins beat Washington with the same defense and without Sid for a while. Holtby is better than Rinne. Unless Pittsburgh just drop dead what the fuck chance does Nashville have?

Series will end in 6 games. Pens got the advantage.

Nashville's only saving grace is their goaltending.

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filtered

>>76135007
>Holtby is better than Rinne

no

Do people unironically think the pens can win?

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just hoping the pens' team jet has an engine fire and the whole team literally goes down in flame desu

>>76135081
>that flag
>that image
>that post
kys

>>76135074
only the uneducated. they struggled heavily against the biggest pussies in the league, the caps, and stuggled even more against a meme trap team. preds are literally harder than their first three opponents combined

DAILY REMINDER:

2 and half years ago, around February 2015, I asked /hoc/ which team that had never won the Stanley Cup before had the best chance to win one for the first time

>I was the only one who said Predators
>3 anons said Sharks
>3 said blues
>5 said caps
>3 said wild

Faggots weren't even close and don't know shit

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>>76135097
>i cheer for the pens because >muh crosby
you first

>>76135119
i dont cheer for either of these team in the scf faggot

my team was eliminated in the regular season

>>76135119
Cheering for a team is a beta

>>76135114
nigga it took you over two years to get to this point, shut the fuck up you didn't call shit.

but still
>hoc predicted sharks, blues, craps, and mild
baka desu

>>76135081

>jet engine goes out
>Implying aircraft can't just glide to runway

Do you faggots know ANYTHING at all about basic aviation

>>76135147

I actually did call it you faggot

when they win I will be right

The question wasn't asking for that season, the question was which team that had never won before will be the first one to eventually win

I analyzed that Nashville had the best team assets to move around and make a cup winning team

So suck a cock fag, I did call it

>>76130722
They aren't the pens and everyone expected the pens to make it back to the finals because they played a team that has never won a playoff series, a team that ALWAYS loses in the second round, and a team that plays the trap led by a guy skating on one leg. The only reason those series lasted as long as they did were the pens' injuries and the sens overachieving (just like the preds). No one wants to hear Mike Milbury talk about how great Crosby is all summer long, so hopefully the preds will win.

>>76135192
>The question wasn't asking for that season, the question was which team that had never won before will be the first one to eventually win
lame as fuck desu, it don't means shit unless you make some hard predictions and not leave it open until the end of time

>I analyzed that Nashville had the best team assets to move around and make a cup winning team
100000% bullshit right here

>>76135073

Numbers say otherwise or you can cop out and that's because he has a better team in front of him and you're still fucked because that was the point.