MLW:Ryan Braun aggravates calf injury vs. D'Backs
SD:Report: Hand drawing 'keen' trade interest
LA:Kenta Maeda activated for Thursday's start
LA:Joc Pederson lands on 7-day concussion DL
SD:Manuel Margot day-to-day with calf injury
HOU:Brian McCann (concussion) claims to be 100%
BOS:Red Sox to activate David Price on Monday
CLE:Reds/Indians rained out on Thursday night
NYM:Mets activate Asdrubal (thumb) from 10-day DL
SEA:Edwin Diaz gets ninth save for Mariners
NYM:Bruce (back) returns to Mets' lineup Thurs.
LAA:Maybin exits game with right knee soreness
Previous: >>76108759
LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON
jints
Royals
>>76125190
Wish the Stros never changed from these. I was rooting for them in '05.
What's the point of the yellow line?
Talk about this.
Injuns desu
>>76125371
must have a hand full of WS rings by now too
>>76125337
Contrast. Same reason the warning track exists. To warn that you've got two steps until you hit the bricks. The line allows for better leaps. Sounds like bullshit but it's a visual aide
>>76125390
Based Indians HueBro
>>76125262
>tfw I hate these
>>76125371
I could have a sub 2 ERA if I pitched in Dodger Stadium
>>76125440
DELET
Doyers
Talk about this man
MARINERS!
MARINYAS!
DIDNT GET BACK TO BACK SWEPT TODAY!
>>76125543
The third greatest conversion from Position player to Pitcher. Maybe second.
1stros
>mfw beating Verlander on a Fiers day
>>76125543
I could have a 50% rate if I got to go against the 7-8-9 hitters
>>76125543
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
JUST RAIN MY SHIT UP. WHO CARES IF WE'VE PLAYED 10 LESS GAMES THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE LEAGUE, KEEP IT COMING
>>76125571
Ruth, steib, Jansen? Who else?
Ha Ron Darling just said "shekels" on the Mets broadcast
>>76125615
>not having a retractable roof
>>76125618
Ruth is the other way. Bob Lemon's the GOAT in this regard
>>76125655
End this meme
Stadiums look autistic with that shit.
>>76125585
Where are your 90M dollars big guy?
>>76125719
When I get called up from A you just watch
>>76125656
Fun Fact: Bob Lemon made a diving double play from center field to keep Bob Feller's No hitter alive
>one out in the first inning and it's 3-0
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>los angeles """"pitching"""""
>>76125985
Lynch this fucking nip
>>76125176
Good OP
Never thought I'd say Tommy Joseph is the entirety of our offense for a game last month
>>76126253
He'll get cold in June, Hot in July, cold in August, and hot in September. It's the ToJo Way
Is Goldy balding?
>>76126309
Balding is the key to success.
how do >we fix this?
>>76126555
Let him throw spitballs
So Pat Neshek has actually emerged as a good trade chip for the Phillies. Who will need bullpen help that isn't playing in Washington DC?
>>76126958
Cards
We actually had good success with him the past, too.
>rags
>rags
>>76127533
Tiki is the homie. Watch your mouth dumbfaggit
>>76127550
>*Tiki is the homo
ftfy
>disastros
>about to lose to detoilet
>counting chickens before they hatch
Jays tbqfhwy
>>76127774
*proves (you) wrong*
post yfw when the dbacks are going to the postseason
>>76128126
>>76125551
WE DESU-DESU-DID IT!
>gionotbusto
>Lose 3 winnable games
>Doubleheader tomorrow
>CF is embarrassing himself
thats a w lads
Remember when the >rags won 10 games in a row and climbed all the way back in the AL West?
>>76127774
T W E N T Y K'S
W
E
N
T
Y
K's
>>76128603
Slow and steady
Remember when you got swept by the Indians at home
>>76128700
Yeah. The Rangers were closer in the standings at the start of that series than they are right now.
I've seen all I needed to see
Tigers are winning the world series.
Remember when the Rangers and Astros both won a world series
>>76128700
>Slow and steady
seems like y'all got swept by the Red Sox quickly and suddenly lel
>>76128700
See you tomorrow night
>>76128740
>Gregerson got the win tonight.
OFFICIAL 2019 FINAL STANDINGS
>AL East
Yankees
Red Sox
Blue Jays
Orioles
Rays
>AL Central
White Sox
Twins
Indians
Tigers
Royals
>AL West
Astros
Rangers
Mariners
Angels
Athletics
>NL East
Phillies
Braves
Nationals
Mets
Marlins
>NL Central
Brewers
Cardinals
Cubs
Pirates
Reds
>NL West
Dodgers
Diamondbacks
Rockies
Padres
Giants
>>76125581
Fiers has been performing these last two games.
He only allowed 2 runs in the Indians game which was less than Musgrove or Morton for that series
>>76128878
agree 100%
>>76128944
tfw morton, musgrove, and fiers all know one or two of them are gonna be gone, push themselves to get better and not get cut, 1 or 2 of them turn into solid stars
>>76129062
Truly entertaining to watch.
>>76128944
He pitched not-so-great tonight, but not his worst, so the rotation will most likely be influenced by how Musgrove performs tomorrow. If he does well, Fiers probably gets moved to long relief and Peacock is the #5 starter. If Musgrove implodes, he's probably getting sent to Fresno.
I was at the game the other night when Peacock started and he looked very, very competent.
>>76129140
Musgrove wont do well.
He needs to hit the bullpen or minors
>>76129140
>2 trips attend a game
combined 1-hitter
We need UT to come to a game and see what how our powers combine
>>76129114
Like that one Simpsons pic of the monkeys battling with everyone cheering
>>76129173
Musgrove is the kind of guy that I feel like would get a lot out of a AAA stint. He has the stuff, but mentally just isn't as sharp as he can be.
>>76128780
Oh man, that time already
Shame the beef is dead
>>76129196
Last game I went to was a playoff game against the Royals....
>>76129305
>implying odor won't shriek and spaz just because
>>76129359
I was at both.
I still remember the roar and cheering, the sounds of "ONE MORE!" going down the stairwell in game 3, and the eerie, deathly silence going down the stairwell in game 4
>>76128878
Pretty good list desu
Classic Cecil
Jesus Christ Cecil what happened to you
>>76129518
That's what I'm saying Lmfao he has the major league record for appearances without being scored on. What a collapse.
>Cards just committing suicide for some reason
I'll take it.
>Rags
24-24
>>76129597
7 > 4
>James McCann to DL
They still haven't played 10 games with their complete lineup yet...
Just get Dombrowski on the phone already
Trout
>>76129641
Woah, based Fiers
Rockies! merica first
>>76129654
b00bs
>>76129654
might be the best baseball player of all time, too bad he's stuck on the California angels
>>76126958
what. a. play.
>>76128878
Seems right...
Don't think we'll have Trout in 2019. & I'll hang myself when that happens.
>>76126958
can we have him back?
Cleveland fucking sucks. Overrated lineup. Overrated ace. Overrated SS. Overrated bullpen. Overrated defense. Shit team.
Why do we think they're supposed to be good? Because they went to the World Series?
Really??
>>76129870
Still not the orange ducks
>>76129870
Was this a Cubs pasta before?
>>76129905
DID SOMEONE SAY ORANGE FUCKING FREEFALLING DUCKS
>>76129870
I think you need to go to bed. You'll feel less grumpy in the morning.
>>76129870
Finally someone says it
>>76129870
I'm a Tigers fan and I agree
>>76129870
Lifelong Jays fan here, who the fuck are the Clevland
>>76129870
Lindor fucking sucks.
>>76130092
cease
>>76130118
Is he their longstop
Is there anything more comfy than being a few beers deep on your couch watching your team win?
>>76130162
All of this and having a pretty girl slurp your dick for the final 9 outs to make up for not letting you finish inside the pussy.
Ryu just finessed himself into a save sitch on some Kim Possible shit.
>>76130162
Couldn't agree with you more
A distinct lack of Giants fans
>my team will not win a WS in my lifetime
Just end my fucking life.
ses
>>76130270
what do you want me to talk about, friendo
>>76130498
How's San Fransisco tonight
>>76130507
its foggy. mid to low 50's
I dunno really, I take BART in
>>76130515
Does he buy you dinner first
>>76130507
somewhere, right now, there a homeless guy pooping on the sidewalk that im going to walk by on my way to work in the morning
>>76130507
pretty good, quiet
hows your city/town/remote cabin buddy?
The nl west has 3 of the 4 best teams in the league. Please discuss
>>76130716
its easy to look good when you play all your games against the NL West
>>76130734
So why is everyone losing against NL west teams? Answer me this smart guy
>>76130734
t. flyover-joe
>>76130734
shitcongo or methsurri?
>Predators in the Stan Lee Bowl
>Titans gonna be in the playoffs
>Cubs turning it around and going on a hot streak
Who /comfyasfuck/ here?
mike trout
>#Tigers RHP Justin Verlander to #Cubs for OF Kyle Schwarber and #1 prospect (MLB.com) OF Eloy Jimenez
>#Tigers trade RF J.D. Martinez to #RedSox for top prospects 3B Rafael Devers and LHP Jay Groome
>mfw the Twins are relevant again
>#Tigers trade LHP Justin Wilson to #Nationals for #5 prospect (MLB.com) OF Victor Robles
>>76131648
thanks for the clarification!
>>76131589
I'm really puzzled by how bad Verlander has been this season. I think the Injuns sent him off the rails
>rags
>>76131705
>leaveland
>sending anybody off the rails
laughing my fucking ass off
>his team doesn't have starter quality in his pen
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Horper Overlord.
>start time was 1:20 yesterday
>today it's 9:10
Why is this allowed? California was a mistake.
>>76132869
Move the Dodgers to Jacksonville, Angels to Mexico City, Giants to Arkadelphia, A's to Dubai, and Padres to the moon. Who could object?
Please God be kind to the Mets
Just let us get to .500
>>76132901
Moon people
Why does he wear the mask?
>>76133214
It's flu season, he wouldn't want to get on the DL
>>76133247
25/8 cancer
>>76133247
>B-Girls
what she mean by this?
>>76133300
That's a lot of mets players on the DL with cancer
>>76133323
It doesn't have a prominent meaning so I'm not sure, maybe some piece of fiction to do with social hierarchy and it centers around lower classed girls
I'd strike out every motherfucker in this thread. Get at me.
>>76133991
>hits 450-foot HR off you
consider yourself GOT
>>76133991
*gets HBP*
Hhehe
Hey guys, I'm new to baseball, and I'm pretty confused about the positions. Every infield position seems to be pretty start forward, except for two. I don't understand the concept of a Shortstop, and why is it that I never see the Longstop? What are the points of these positions?
>>76135068
None. Defensive shifts make it so that no positions matter.
AL WEST
L
W
E
S
T
>>76135068
Shortstops were originally in the outfield to relay throws from the outfielders to the infielders because the balls were made differently back in baseballs infancy. When the balls became heavier, the shortstops moved to their spot you see today.
>>76135142
AL BEST
>12 SO, 4 hits, 1 walk and a CGSO
ok cash comin right up
>The New York Yankees are responsible for the most prolific meme in 4chan history
How much is /mlb/ seething right now?
>>76135319
What kind of prospects are you expecting for Archer? Are you hoping it isn't Boston or New York that goes after him?
>>76135492
The Yankees made pepe the frog?
>>76135492
>yankees
>took literally 6 games to make this meme
>>76135492
What meme are you referring to? I've been away from SP for a while.
>>76135629
He'll stop watching once Archer's traded, so he doesn't care
>>76135629
We need a good catcher, any of those available? He won't be traded in division either, we hate the Yankees with a passion here.
>>76135825
Aren't the Rays the literal worst team in baseball at finding catchers? Cleveland seems like the best landing spot with Francisco Mejia, since I don't see St. Louis trading Carson Kelly anytime soon
Why is WAR a shitty stat? Blackmon has the most hits, rbis, 4th in runs scored, and 11 home runs and it's only 1.2. How does it work?
>>76135855
yeah, our catching production has been the literal worst in the majors for 5 years going
http://www.draysbay.com/2017/5/22/15676526/the-tampa-bay-rays-have-some-of-the-best-hitting-catchers-in-baseball
This year the catcher spot has been productive but anyone who watches Norris play knows he's not gonna be on this team longterm. Guy is a fucking chump behind the plate and has a ton of errors
>>76135885
His last name is black
>>76135885
He plays in CF which is a quality position thus the "replacement player" he's being compared to is a much better hitter than if he were say a SS
>>76135825
You guys signed Wilson Ramos, you dumb fuck. Why would they need another catcher when they'll have him once he gets off the DL?
>>76135930
You have it backwards. Center fielders get a "bonus" to their WAR. A center fielder with identical stats to a left or right fielder will have a higher WAR.
>>76135885
In general: Yeah he has a lot of hits, but he also doesn't walk, meaning his OBP isn't impressive at all. No one gives a single fuck about RBIs or runs scored.
In specific: You're looking at Baseball-Reference's WAR, and Baseball-Reference's defensive stats hate Blackmon, so he's getting a big drop in WAR from defense (specifically -0.5)
>>76135885
1.2 WAR through 3rd of a season is really good.
>>76135930
>>76136062
>>76136137
Ah, I see.
Are you guys a fan of WAR?
>>76136062
>Baseball-Reference WAR
They all need to get together and decide on a definitive WAR.
1-877 KARS FOR YIDS
>>76135068
Corey Seager is longstop.
>>76136146
It's just a convenient way to compile various aspects of how a player can be good.
>>76136162
Under what conditions?
>>76136146
As a tool for comparing players within the same season, absolutely. For any other use it starts getting a lot more shaky.
>>76136165
uh, under playing baseball games.
>>76136173
>>76136165
sorry forgot my animu girl reaction
You man only reply to this post if your team is in first place. Not so fast pooers
>>76136186
Is that a Touhou?
Which Senran is your team like? Dodgers are like Yomi, soft, cute, and strong.
>>76136201
>>76136201
NOT SO FAST, ORANGE DUCKS!
>>76135855
hwww.sbnation.com/platform/amp/mlb/2017/5/25/15687034/mlb-catchers-mariners-jokes-mariners-misery-mariners-ennui
mariners are pretty awful
>>76135855
Wrong. Chicago is. Look at the list since 2012.
>A.J. Pierzinsky (decent)
>Tyler Flowers (lol)
>Geovany Soto (lol)
>Adrian Nieto (Is he even still in the majors?)
>Dioner Navarro (literally the worst catcher in the league)
>Alex Avila (he barely got playing time)
>Omar Narvaez (lol)
>Geovany Soto again (lol again)
>Kevan Smith (lol)
Is it even possible to name any team with a worse catcher turnover list?
>>76136352
>Flowers
http://sportsmockery.com/2015/06/the-chicago-white-sox-have-the-most-pathetic-catchers-in-mlb/
>I can’t tell if the Chicago White Sox keep trotting out minor league catchers on the field for every one of their games because one thing is for sure; the crap that’s crouching behind home plate is pathetic and is not MLB talent.
>>76136352
>>76136377
I just realized that line was talking about 2008 NL rookie of the year Geovany Soto.
What went so horribly wrong?
>>76136426
Got old and busted
>>76136426
>babby league
KeK
>>76136458
Coming from the team that improved going from the nl to the al
How far are the Dodgers gonna get in the playoffs this year?
Should the Yankees get Nova back?
>>76136617
>losing 111 games in a season is improving
yikes fâmily
>>76136724
Thats just how bad the ninny league was
mike's on, he's ready to go...
>>76136834
ON THE FAN!
NEW YORK SPORTS RADIO!
remember when the >raggots won 10 in a row against awful teams and said that it wasn't playing above their level?
Why are the Padres so forgettable?
>>76136979
Bunch of young unknown players make up the team currently. Washed up pitchers like Chacin and Weaver are there too. I think Wil Myers is the only player with merit as of now
>Through first 7 seasons, while batting .311+, 1000+ Hits, 208+ SB
>George Sisler
>Ichiro
>Kenny Lofton
>Jose Altuve
>>76137084
FUCKING ALTUVE!
/ourguy/ is on Francesa right now.
post yfw ta Ronto sweeps da >rags
>>76137173
Why is Michael Kay on Francesa's show?
>>76137210
Get lawst.... I can't remember if /ourguy/ was Joe in the Bronx, or James in the Bronx?
>>76137084
Combined 0 rings
>>76137084
Altuve doubters get OUT NOW
>>76137298
Ted Williams had 0 rings
>>76137335
You think Ted Williams would give away all his records for a WS ring?
Cubs tbqhf
>>76137335
Would you trade Altuve for a guaranteed ring? Or keep Altuve and have 2005 as your peak?
>>76137349
Anyone would. Call me when these kinds of deals are possible though.
>>76137376
r-...ring
>>76137397
Ask the giants. Get rid of barry, world series champs a couple years later
>>76137376
I'd have to wait till after this season to decide
>Altuve will be a Yankee
feels bad man
>>76137349
You think Cl**tn K*rsh*w would give away all his regular season records for a WS ring?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg7cLcrhGUY
Is he right?
Altuve will stay in Houston his entire career and hit .308 with 27hr his age 43 season
cap it
>>76137472
Done. See you in 2033
>>76137349
let's go ask his cryogenically frozen head
>Developing story: #Cubs OF Kyle Schwarber potentially being dealt to #Tigers
>>76137419
Ask the mariners. Get rid of Johnson, Griffey, Arod and win a ri...
Oh nevermind
>>76137518
At least you tried
>>76137501
Didn't a worker beat it with a baseball bat or something?
>>76137549
Two of those players are career chokers. Now, ask the braves. Get rid of Dale Murphy, and win a world series within 5 years
>>76137661
a-rod's 2009 postseason proved he wasn't a choker
>>76137518
>Blockbuster trades in May
who /yankees and red sox hater/ here?
both both these clubs tbqhwyfams
>>76137692
The one where Hideki Matsui hit .600 in the world series? And this is the argument doyer fans will try to use should Kershaw out together one good postseason after a decade of failure
>>76137708
Is your favorite team in the AL East? If not, you're obsessed
>>76137352
>cubes
>>76125618
Victor Zambrano
>>76137779
What makes the Dodgers so much better than every other team in the NL West?
>>76128878
>Phillies
>Brewers
>>76137791
The black guy is puig
>>76137795
Their prospects being moulded by good vets and their pitching.
>>76137795
>currently in 3rd place
LMAO
Why is Boston so racist???
>>76137822
Yeah but we know that will be different by the time the playoffs roll around
>>76137831
The irish.
>>76137836
You're right. One of the other NL West teams can actually win in the playoffs
>>76133075
This is the year of the Reverse Mets. Post all star break they go on a tear, instead of flopping.
>>76137749
I don't even like baseball. I just hate how the Red Sox and Yankees bought all of their championships.
>>76137831
I'm literally shaking right now. How could they let something like this happen?
>>76137831
>>76138020
I know, right? How did they not see someone enter the stadium with 3 "K" signs?
>>76138057
I bet they stacked them to look like 1 K, those sneaky bigots
>>76138085
Or they held them upside down so they looked like "U's"
Look at the hands
>>76137349
I wanna say that yes he would, but he also cared a lot about his personal statistics and would even hurt the team at times to adhere to that. Still the greatest hitter ever though
oh look more trout dick sucking from one of the biggest cucks in the sports writer business. yawn
>>76138128
If Trout were on the Nationals and Harper on the Angels, would the Nats be a lock for a championship?
What exactly is so bad about Tropicana Field?
Watching Friends re-runs and theres a Mets cap in Chandler and Joeys apartment. It obviously not Chandlers and depicted by his lack of athletic skill, and that one episode where he didnt know what channel ESPN was cause he wanted to pretend to watch football in front of guys. And it isn't Joeys cause like that episode "the Mets suck, you wanna see the Yankees".
These are the things that keep me up at night
>>76138310
I pray for your autistic soul lad. Those are some demons.
>>76138280
It's named after OJ. Make sure to drink apple juice because OJ will kill you.
Which division could field the best all star team?
>>76138161
Thats pretty impressive desu
We are watching someone who could end up as of the greatest players in history enter his prime
Dont know why you choose to be bitter about it
>texas vs toronto
texas
>oakland vs jew york
yankees
>cincinnati vs philly
cincinatti
>KC vs Cleveland
Cleveland
>Chicago vs Doyers
LA
>Atlanta vs SF
Braves
seems pretty foolproof
>>76138310
What was the mets and yankees records when the hat appeared and when joey said the mets sucks?
This could just be an average ny fan
>>76138409
You really betting against your own team?
Or are you Windsor anon
>>76138409
>Canadian predictions
>Fool proof
Pick one, and only one.
>>76138423
Well the guide in my tv shows 1994 when the hat appears.
The one with the "Mets suck" is 2004 ish
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0583497/?ref_=tt_ep_nx
Its when Joey dates the black scientist.
Mets sucked all those years.
Yankees were World Series bound in 2003, in 1994 the season was canceled.
>>76138012
Not him, you are incorrect. The Yankees are fucking obnoxious and I hate them (I'm a Mets fan) but the team itself isn't very plastic. For proof of this, this is an ELO chart over time for baseball with the yellow dots marking World Series wins, the red line is when free agency became a thing and you could buy players.
The Yankee's winning strategy was money reliant but not because of buying players but rather finding future star players effectively through trades and then flooding them with money so that they will never leave. They didn't need to do this before free agency because the players could not leave on their own free will, thus the absurd amount of championships strung together by the careers of Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, and Mickey Mantle.
the Yankees are fucking obnoxious because they are overflowing with money and their fans are all bandwagoners, not for being plastic.
>>76138012
>>76138486
Forgot picture
Guys, do the Mets staff make Matt Harvey eat all the eggs before a scheduled start?
>>76138498
no the Mets staff decide to make a person with a weak handstring lift 900 pound weights so "he hit dinger good!!!"
They probably make Harvey punch a wall, and then wonder why he has no control
>Get rained out
>The 1st game of the doubleheader gets rained out
A monumental cherry red downward arrow
All these fukn post pones games
REEEEEEEEE
>>76138525
>>76138583
It seems particularly bad this year. The fuck is with this rain?
>If #Tigers are still under .500 by end of June, sources say they'll revert to stance from November: All veterans will be available in trade.
Schwarber is seriously coming home and there's nothing you can do about it
>>76138607
Climate Change
>>76138460
Why is whitesox bolded and the font pink?
Fucking leaves
>>76138626
shut the fuck up
i want my baseball n i want that shit now
>games are getting slower despite all these dumb rule changes
>>76138439
I want the jays to do well but I also don't like burning money. I'll bet against Bollinger every time
>>76138460
At least I put my money where my mouth is. I would have bet more if the odds at gas stations weren't so shit in my province
>>76138649
Every team should play in a dome
Every stadium should have the same outfield dimensions.
There should also be a standard outfield wall height. Fuck you Boston and your meme outfield.
>>76138660
>fastest in the majors
wew thats what happens when you swing at everything and score no runs
>>76138682
correction i didnt see the podrace
>>76138678
What will be the standard brick and vine height at stadiums?
@RhettBollinger
Hard-throwing prospect Nick Burdi will undergo season-ending Tommy John surgery.
>twisn
>>76138660
>League wants to focus on offense
>Games take longer
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
>>76138692
No more memes in the outfield
>>76138678
>Every stadium should have the same outfield dimensions.
Wouldnt help with shit like the ridiculous wind in Wrigley or mile high air in Colorado
>>76138701
Why are you pretending that you aren't mo'Lester?
>>76137194
we certainly need the Ws
>>76138669
I know the feel with this series vs the Astros coming. Miley is probably the bright spot in starters and even then we get Kuetchel that game. I want to win but I'd bet against 'Os on the go' more often than not.
Good luck tho
>>76138786
I almost cant think of a situation where I'd be betting against keuchel this season, he's been about as lights out as is possible
It's >our year
>>76138884
>>76138678
You're the kind of guy who only wants to do physics in a frictionless vacuum, aren't you...
Why play the season at all; just do it all on paper. That'll solve your problem.
>>76138903
I got you fÄ…m
>>76138725
Because I'm not. I'm not here for your retarded, cocksucking tripfag drama.
>>76138959
>tripfag
>not here for tripfag drama
wew
I boycott any and all tripcode users. They will harvest none of my (You)s
>>76137746
3 CYA, 4ERA+K titles, and and MVP is far from failure my friend. Is this the Kershaw general by the way?
>>76138959
>I'm not here for your retarded, cocksucking tripfag drama
>Has literally dedicated his name to another tripfag(s)
which one is it faggot?
Reminder that trips are only acceptable when telling a story or producing something and all other uses of it are Reddit tier attention seeking faggotry.
>>76138959
It's obvious that you want attention like that of DG's. You won't get it because you're not funny. The MOLESTER persona is not even something people read. It's a wall of text you scroll through. Drop your trip already.
>>76139072
this. i only post with my trip when it's relevant
>mfw The Show released essentially BIG BALLER packs, their most expensive packs yet
My posts are recognizable with out a tripcode. Get a personality and you don't need a tripcode.
>he needs a tripcode to be recognized
>>76139202
This.
Just shitpost hard enough and well enough, people will recognize you.
>>76139202
Who are you?
>>76139231
I'm just a fag. Does anyone recognize me?
>>76139239
>>76139260
Who in the actual fuck are you? lol
>>76139272
The creator of many memes.
>>76139289
I created 30 memes on this board. Never fucking think so highly of yourself cunt.
>>76139371
Would you happen to have any Tampa Bay Ray memes? Asking for a friend
24 years ago today, Jose Canesco had a routine fly ball bounce off of his head and over the right field fence for a home run.
>>76139371
>kisses gay guys for free beer
@PeteAbe
Brock Holt saw a head trauma specialist yesterday. Recommendation was to shut down from playing for the foreseeable future.
>>76139377
The Tampa Bay Rays are already a meme. None are needed.
https://arizonasports.com/story/1126859/heyman-three-diamondbacks-could-soon-hit-the-trade-block/
>even the GM believes you're going to crash and burn
>>76139161
>mfw /mlb/ is filled with small ballers
>>76139161
>game an hour later
Fuck every team not on the east coast
Yankees
>>76139662
Fuck east coast wop teams.
W E S T
E
S
T
>>76139677
Yup
Why is east coast so awful?
>>76139677
More like the Stankees.
>>76139700
Its the best
>>76139388
>>76139867
That never gets old.
>>76139867
>That one guy in the outfield.
Must be lonely out there.
Bet he talked to the fielders a lot in between batters.
Just had a brain thing, imagine this.
>MLB puts censors in the baseballs that tracks the exact location of the ball at all times
>fans can use a VR headset and control to take swings at the pitches from their home
Tell me this isn't the future
>>76139974
me on the left
Daily reminder Mrs.Met is a slut
How old were you when you realized Tebow is never going to get called up to the majors?
>>76140058
>Tim Tebow is the Devil and the minute the Mets signed him, their players started dropping with injuries.
>>76140125
The Mets have been riddled with injuries for about 2 years now, newfriend.
>>76140058
>wanting to see Tebow fail at another sport
>>76140144
That doesn't make Teboq any less the Anti-Christ.
>>76139974
I'm still waiting for MLB to put essentially metal poles scattered within the stadium with cameras on top. Maybe like very thin and spread out. You can essentially buy a virtual seat. Put on your VR headset. And see the game from that seat's point of view. The closer, the more expensive.
>>76140177
why both with that when you could watch game from literally on the field or in the dugout
>>76140155
Since he already sucks ass at baseball, where does he go next? I say he tries some douchy Olympic sport like water polo.
>>76140177
you mean a camera in the stadium that lets you watch the game when youre not there?
amazing!
>>76140265
fuck off faggot. For those who want 'stadium atmosphere'. You would hear exactly what the crowd hears. no TV commentators. view in between innings.
>>76140305
i actually would be down for this. except i wouldn't mind the option to hear commentary. if only you could get the smell of cinnamon almonds as well
>>76140305
>being able to jerk off to the cutie in front of you without anybody knowing
if they added smell-o-vision I'd buy a thousand
mest-pierats
>>76140380
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>>76140397
Red Sox vs Mariners
Jays >Rags
>>76140480
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>>76140305
Fuck off back to your cave ugly virgin faggot. God damn you're stupid. I bet you masturbate to little children in cartoon form too huh? Fucking disgusting barbaric piece of shit. Who is your team?
>>76140538
t. DG
>>76140538
MLB Network has literally shown 3 straight days of Red Sox games and I have a headache now
>>76140305
>no commentator
I used to have a radio when I was at the game to listen to Vin brodcast the doyers.
>>76140560
>>76140545
You people disgust me. I can already imagine some nasty fucking pigs like yourselves with semen tribute statues of Anime figurines that you store in your fringe. 'stadium atmosphere'. You mean the fucking function that already exists to mute commentary and amplify unaltered stadium sounds? You want an actual camera from a view in a seat? Lmfao are you mfers serious? God Damn you people are dumb as shit. I can already tell you niggas aren't in higher education with an idea so far and away stupid that it's not advancing the current product but rather using it to feed your pedophilic and perverse urges. Go have sex. Go outside into the real world.
angels-marlins
>>76140671
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>>76140637
They had to because some parks are placed in rainy parts of town
*cough*stankees park*cough*
>>76140177
this would never happen because teams would lose too much concession and merchandise revenue that they get when you attend a game
Mike Trout desu
*stares you down*
*rains
>>76140305
why not just go to the game or watch it on television?
>>76140771
GOAT Centerfielders
1. Mays
2. Mantle
3. Cobb
4. Trout
5. Dimaggio
6. Griffey Jr.
7. Speaker
8. Lofton
9. Snider
10. Andruw Jones
>>76140840
>Mays #1
Lmfao
>>76140862
Racist
>>76140862
What's wrong with Mays?
>>76140840
Mickey Mantle? Is that what you're upset about? Mickey Mantle makes $100,000 a year. How much does your father make? You don't know? Well, see if your father can't pay the rent go ask Mickey Mantle and see what he tells you. Mickey Mantle don't care about you, so why should you care about him? Nobody cares.
>>76140840
>>76140840
awful
>>76140840
>Reading Ty Cobb's Wikipedia article
>yfw Cobb dropped poison gas on Krauts during the great war.
>>76140915
So did Christy Mathewson but he ended up dying cuz of it. They were in the same unit I think
>>76140840
>Lofton in front of Snider
>Andruw Jones
>no Hank Aaron
Literally, LITERALLY, what the FUCK am I reading
>>76140862
Kill yourself my man
>>76140915
he also became a die-hard champion for integration after he realized he'd been wrong about black people his entire playing career
i wish he didn't get the bad rap he does
>>76140915
Ty Cobb also beat his wife and raped his daughter until she was 25. He also killed black baseball fans. What a hero right fellas?
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>>76140953
Oh whoops, I thought it said outfielders
Hank Aaron wasn't a center fielder. My bad. Still a shit list
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>getting grand slammed so hard you get injured
>rags
>>76140965
>Ty Cobb also beat his wife and raped his daughter until she was 25. He also killed black baseball fans. What a hero right fellas?
I see nothing wrong here
>injure yourself as you give up a home run
This happens all the time desu
>>76141046
Isn't there a Pepe thread on /pol/ you should be masturbating to?
Greatest RHP of all-time:
>Maddux
>Pedro
>Seaver
>Clemens
>Gibson
>Inb4 where is Walter Johnson
>Inb4 where is Christy Mathewson
Giants of THEIR era not all-time. FOH.
_________________________________________
Greatest LHP of all-time:
1) Clayton Kershaw
2) Sandy Koufax
3) Warren Spahn
4) Randy Johnson
5) Steve Carlton
Glavine, Vida, Whitey are lower top 10.
>>76140965
That is all purely conjecture
Do lifelong cusb fangirls normally go to the baseball game barefoot?
can anyone explain how the double header between chicago and detroit was supposed to work? i thought they would have to play a 1pm game cause what happens if the 5pm game goes long?
>>76141228
Rain
>>76141233
yeah i know it's been postponed but the with the second game to start 3 hours after the first, it'd be like they just keep playing without a break inbetween
>>76141247
Cant help it
rain always has the final say
>>76141265
>>76141265
>>76141265
orange ducks @ 1stros
>>76125262
>wanting the pinstripe jerseys
1. Original star Astro jersey
2. 70s tequila sunrise jersey
3. White modern jersey with orange stripe
4. 80s sunrise jersey
5. Orange modern jersey
6. Navy jersey is with side sunrise
7. Knock off yank pinstripes jersey
Didn't like them in '05 WS, don't like them now.
>>76141260
>rain always has the final say
>>76141247
They Play the second after a short break. Usually 20 minutes.
>>76141218
literally cute as fuck, i'd love for her to put her sweaty feet next to me in the bleachers...leaving little toeprints and marks of her sweaty soles when she got up to talk around since girls have autism and cant watch a full baseball game...
cubs girls are slutty as fuck and it's awesome
>>76141346
Feet are disgusting.
Cubs are disgusting.
Chicago is disgusting.
You're disgusting.
Are seriously both games of this Sox/Tiger double header getting rained out? really?
>>76141346
> cute as fuck
bro i have some low standards but you might just be blind
>>76141382
i agree with every sentiment in this post
>>76141346
Go lose your virginity
>>76141382
>>76141388
>>76141392
i think it's cute when my gf slips off her sandals to enjoy the grass on her feet in a nice field when we're out for a walk , but letting your gf walk around barefoot in a 103 year old building that is sticky with stale beer and piss is absolutely disgusting. She'd be sleeping on the couch for a week.
>>76141319
ok that explains it. for some reason i thought it was a 1pm and a 7pm local deal so they get a couple of hours. how do they kick everyone out in time who doesn't have a ticket for the second game?
>>76141442
I don't have a problem with a girl kicking off her shoes. Whatever. But I don't get aroused by it.
>>76141472
I don't either, it's just the novelty of, "does walking on grass without shoes really feel that good to take your shoes off lol"
>Superstars Trout, Giancarlo admire each other
what did mlb.com mean by this?
Want your starting pitching to get out of a slump? Just have them face the Phillies!
>>76141458
There are two kinds of double headers. One kind, you get two games for the price of one. Game 2 20 minutes after game 1. Then there's a day/night doubleheader where they clear the stadium after the first game and you need a separate ticket for game 2.
>>76141502
mike stanton wants those boobs
>>76141539
Most unfunny and forced meme since Steve Pearce. Fuck outta here.
>>76141502
Both are stuck on shit teams with horrible management.
>15 doubles and a grand slam home run in May
Is Jash ran up to you in the club after stepping on his black toe 14's would you apologize or ask for a fade? Think long and hard.
YOU JUST KNOW
Where's the rockies-cardinals thread
>>76141666
This imagine disgusts me. The shit they make Kershaw do just to maintain his good Christian boy imagine. Kersh out there on the mound shouting profanities at his own teammates in game day. We love you Clayton. You don't gotta front anymore with this Christian shit.
> No Ubaldo
>Joyous days are joyous
>>76141123
>Kershaw over Kofax
Suicide yourself
>Archer isn't an Ac-
>>76141894
>3.59 era
>pitching against the twins
hes good but he is not an ace
>>76141926
Inflated by two tough games by the Yankees and Indians. His strikeout ratio is still bonkers. Plus he always goes deep in games.
>>76141946
aces dont have 2 tough games that inflate their era almost to 4
>>76141946
Aces can play well against good lineups
>>76141946
>hes an ace if you ignore those times he didnt pitch like an ace
just accept that he is very good but not great
Get in here:
>>76141987
>>76141987
>>76141987
>>76141987
>>76141962
3.5 isn't 'almost 4' plus we play in the toughest division in the sport. Archer is gonna get a great return this all star break, I can't wait :)
gibby is a players manager
the players want to reward his trust
he is /ourguy/
Love Archer but you gotta put up at least 1 (uno) season with a sub 3 ERA. Archer is good should have started the ASG in 2015 but c'mon now. The word ace gets tossed around too much. Remember when synderpiss was supposed to be an ace? An ace is a pitcher you can't bet your life on to win a game.
>>76141993
archer will get BTFO in his 3 starts leading up to the trade deadline and get you 1/3 of what he would get right now
>>76142010
Hey DG, no one asked you
>>76142010
That's fair but how many pitchers in the AL even have a sub-3 ERA per season? Like 2?
Watching my first game of baseball and don't know what's going on
AMA lads
>>76142029
Greinke. Verlander. Felix. Scherzer. Darvish. Even Kluber's autistic ass. Fucking Anibal sanchez lol
>>76142029
right now MLB has 19 pitchers with a sub 3 era
>>76142051
I remember that season from Sanchez. Didn't he have a shit-ton of walks? Pretty sure that's the same season the Red Sox blew us the fuck out in the ALDS. They exposed him later that postseason.
>>76142041
What matchup are you watching and if you don't understand anything why didn't you ask us
>>76142059
That's not really the point. Only about 8 or 6 will finish with a sub 3 and only 1 with a sub 2.
>>76142059
Last year not a single AL pitcher had a sub 3 ERA
So i wasn't talking out of my ass
>>76142084
Wonder why the NL has better ERA's? Hmm
>>76142066
Astros V Oriels
Well I've got a rough idea so I wanted to just jump in and watch a game; anyone got any handy MLB rules/jargon explained links?
>>76142084
and how many times has archer done it?
>>76142072
Archer will probably be 3.9 at the end of the year desu
>>76142084
Not one AL pitcher in 2016 was good. CYA race was weak. Porclelo won and Sánchez won an ERA title. In 2013/2014 check the AL ERA Leaders just from the top of my head Felix, Darvish, iwakuma, Anibal , Max all had sub 3's.
>>76142084
look buddy, youre the one claiming Archer is an ace and I havent seen anything to back that up
prove it
>>76142108
>Archer will probably be 3.9 at the end of the year desu
Nah, my gut feeling is 3.2-ish. I mean just watch him now - strikeout after strikeout vs. a pretty decent Twins team. Woulda been a no-no if not for a piss poor ruling.
Fuck the shitburds.
>>76142119
Juiced ball era famalam. Verlander shoulda got CY anyway.
This game is moving faster than an East St. Louis tweaker.
>>76142041
Please don't watch our semen slurping sport
>>76142091
fangraphs has a bibliography iirc
but most of that's for nerd stats
>>76142041
How many cricket analogies are you making?
I missed it, did Miller give up those runs? what a bum
Hey /mlb/, let me hear you TSUUUUUUUUUUU!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mznwzJyJFS
HOly shit Martinez is terrible.
Cardilels confirmed shook
ATL Braves vs SF Giants (#1 of 3)
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>76142226
>>76142226
>>76142226
>muh free out
The average 9 hole hitter in the AL is marginally better than the 1-2 pitcher + 1-3. Pinch hitter AB in the NL
>Yaks in charge of not getting embarrassed
dodgers vs cubs
>>76142348
>>76142360
>he rates power plant league play
ISHYGDDT
i derive no pleasure in seeing mike pelfrey struggle, but i just know there will be no runs scored here
Is this good?
>>76142381
yes
>de grom came into game with a dtd injury
>mets made him throw nearly 120 pitches despite having a massive lead
>>76142372
>>76142395
>>de grom came into game with a dtd injury
no he didn't lmao
the mets have had like 25 straight games where they've used 3+ pitchers. degrom is the only pitcher who's healthy who can save the bullpen, and he did.
Nolan is mad lmao.
no windians
>Craig Counsell ejected
Wew lad, Brewers are pissed
>>76142429
FUCK YOU.
>>76142429
Maybe tomorrow!
>>76142395
120 pitches was retarded but he isn't injured. He ALMOST got injured on his last start
LMAO fuck the methinals
>>76142489
he had a callus on his finger. it wouldn't even be worth mentioning if the team wasn't the mets
Pineda look mad as fuck
>>76141218
OK, this is kinda hot, even if youre not a footfag... An athletic barefoot girl pitching from the actually mount at 60 at with her toenails painted to match the pinstripes of her jersey ??? hnnnnnnnnnnnnng fuck the cubs, but barefoot girls and baseball are an awesome combo.
>>76141300
underrated post
>Your stadium doesn't have a roof
Fix it and you never have to deal with rain delay ever again. Don't and enjoy your double headers.
>red sox win
our outfield was so good until this inning lol
>Red Sox finally figuring things out
Will he destroy it, /mlb/?
>>76142592
yes him and pablo will completely derail this train
>>76142592
>Red Sox finally figuring things out
theyre playing the mariners
dont get too excited
>>76142639
5 game winning streak spanning 3 teams bub
>>76142639
They got so excited they immediately started going in other gamethreads to shittlalk lol
bless
>>76142639
5 game win streak
pitching doing well
bats coming alive (although risp still bad)
fielding is finally not completely horrible
opponents not withstanding, they're clicking whereas before they always had issues in some department
4 DOUBLE PLAYS
SHITBIRDS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
>>76142652
>5 game winning streak
wasnt aware of that. just dont get your hopes too high when you finish sweeping the Ms
its basically meaningless at this point
>>76142666
we play the white sox after the mariners so that's not a big difference
>>76142673
congrats on the 1o game win streak
RIP Cardilels
>>76142688
Price is back monday so there's no way that happens
>>76142694
your 217 mil ace is back. Theres no way you lose
good game tex-mexers
>Blue Jays eternally BTFOing the >rags as usual
I will always love Toronto for this, desu
T H I R T Y - T H R E E
(33)
>>76142721
>scoreboard watching in may
>>76142740
33
>Tigers getting squeezed for the 5th straight game
>>76142761
>Not watching all teams in your division the entire season
absolutely amateur
>>76142740
>>76142764
7 > 4
kill me lads
>cardlels
>>76142767
Throwing the hat like that was a bit disrespectful to the Tiggers
>>76142775
lmao
YAAAS BROOS SLAYYYY
What's it like to have a young stud like Alex Wood in your rotation?
>7 runs!
we get tacos
H-TOWN BOYEEEEEEE
>marlins are actually on a hot streak
>>76142819
Rev up that fire sauce.
Someone make a new thread
NEW
>>76142834
NEW
>>76142834
NEW
>>76142834
NEW
>>76142834
>>76142856
created a new because dumb fuck messed up the subject line, but you done good kid. will support.
ignore
>>76142873
>>76142799
LOL, im so glad someone else saved this webm. Fuck Soler, the guy is a fucking bum.
>>76135885
park adjustment.