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/nrl/ - Round 12

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26/05:
>Souths v Parramatta

27/05:
>New Zealand v Brisbane
>Cronulla v Canterbury

28/05:
>Canberra v Easts

Let's get this bad boy to 100 lads
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First for DCE
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>he thinks this thread can get past 50 poosts
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:3
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>>76126444
I didn't say you could save my pic you cunt.
>lol
>not laughing whores
You're a bit of a cunt cunt.
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>>76123944
>Easts

More like LEASTS amirite lads?!?
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My team vs my most hated team the poopees first up on Saturday. BroncGODS better deliver.
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Shit round
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Reminder that Thugby League is a dying sport kept on life support by three games every year.
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He thinks I'm going to read all that.
kek
KEK
K E K
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thread hasnt been this smelly in a while lads
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awww Moylan is out training with the big boys :3
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>>76127969
I didn't like dat casual racism you had with the 'monkey' moniker
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>>76129668
Someone beat this bully up he's being mean to me.
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When QLD lose 3-0 this year, KW will be begging based DCE for his forgiveness.
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Vodafone.
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Pooly Poorry Poovans
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Hope none of you are gullible enough to fall for the "jt won't play" ruse.
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Thank WalkGod it's Friday
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walkcunt.
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Don't think JT is gonna play boys
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He got ruled out so he won't
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>he fell for the jt got ruled out meme
kek
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Cmon lads, lets get this mother to 25 posts
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>>76130850
>He got ruled out so he won't

like that means anything, dumb shit
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It's not a meme, it literally happened
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>poosters
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LE FLETCH N HINDY XD PRMEISHPS FORFL
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>>76128831
they killed the game by going all in on relying upon degenerate gambling revenue and ignoring the grassroots development and promotion

empty fucking stadiums every week

netball looks more popular
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>>76130965
this. desu there really is no fixing the nrl. it will be dead in the next decade
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>>76123967
BASED AS FUCK
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>>76131080
see cause noone goes to the game theres no revenue

and cause less and less people are watching theres less revenue

and once you cut off the superprofits from gambling theres less revenue

and you reduce the 8% you get from gambling on NRL so theres less revenue

so every single fucking thing they have done will lead to less revenue in the long term and the salary cap will have to dramatically decrease which will lead to either no salary cap and a broken tilted ladder or a shite salary cap and all the best players going overseas/union.
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Just tricked a representative body into pushing for a treaty lads
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>Cronk got named for origin
COGITO
ERGO
SUM
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>>76131117
?????

Why wouldn't he have been?
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>>76131108
just realised there's no reason for one side to sign a treaty when there's no war going on lads
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I just realised there is still a cultural war going on lads
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Am I retarded for thinking Broncos are actually in one of the strongest positions they've been in for the Origin period for a while?

Obviously they've still lost a ton of players and are lacking in forwards, but otherwise still have a bunch of their performing players and aren't as reliant on a couple of vets for leadership.
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just realised cultural war is a made up term that is absolutely meaningless and even if it did exist the dominant culture benefits nothing from a treaty when they're not losing anything lads

go the bunnies
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>>76131120
Cronk is currently working on a philosophical treatise which will oversee the awakening of the masses to the eternal thruths currently hidden from them. He will lead humanity to a new Age of Enlightenment by critiqúing the malaise of the economic and social doctrines of today. I thought that he would probably take a break from origin this year in order to complete his intellectual pursuits.
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Reminder that Blues forward pack is going to gas and memeford is going to meme his way into open space past a bunch of fat cunts and everyone will talk about how GOAT he is while he still loses games for the broncos every other week and still produces the most errors in a comp that the burgess brothers play in.
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Reminder that the only way Mitchell Pearce can redeem himself is to knock Anthony Milford out
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gassed
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Garsed**
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>memeford
>not cronk
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>>76131223
Cronk is a good person, Milford is a faggot who is ruining the game
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>>76131236
Cronk is literally a faggot though
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>>76131248
There's a big difference between being gay and being a faggot
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>>76131236
>Cronk is a good person
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"Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance."
Cooper Cronk
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>>76131264
Kek.
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Do you think Milford will get refball in Origin lads?
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Milford will get itchyballs in his sweaty jocks
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/afl/ has a much bigger poomunity than us, lads
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>>76131291
Bigger crowds too
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ordered some chinese lads
classic friday for the single lonely student
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Just shat in this faggots chinese I'm about to deliver lads
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>>76131322
one day when you're in a serious relationship and you can't get away from your screaming/bitching partner for a classic friday with some chinese food, you'll think back to the moment you posted this and smile
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Just ordered Dominos with a 20 minutes guarantee despite not living close enough to possibly deliver a pizza in 20 minutes lads
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>>76131346
youre right, ive had the long term relationship and the shit nights out so she can be seen in public

but its been 2.5 years since then... too long... too long...
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>>76131367
tried doing that but they werent delivering tonight.
keep us updated with screenshots and the GPS. i enjoy the thrill of the hunt. the failure.
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>>76131367
>yfw Dominos doesn't give a fuck about the guarantees they make and are t intimidated by a poor as fuck meet like you threatening to sue them with your "student allowance" income from centrelink
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>>76131373
of course i'm right nigga

now be quiet while I stay up and watch john wick 2 and stuff my face with a family pack of pork chops
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>>76131385
>tfw you have no idea what youre talking about and dont have any clue about the dominoes promotion so you insert fake facts and fake hypotheticals

the absolute state of this community. i wouldnt be surprised if youre the bloke i feed at the homeless shelter.
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>>76131380
>Please post where you live

Nice try ASIO
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>literally eating dominoes pizza made and handled by poo in the loos

Enjoy your chocolate surprise
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Just shat in this faggots Pizza lads
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NIC appears to be speeding but the traffic lights have him on the ropes
In with a chance though
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>>76131391
>projecting THIS hard
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NIC won this round lads, knock on the door with a minute left

Dunno what he was driving but I could hear his shit taste in music from a street away
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go manly
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Going to the game lads, you might recognize me as one the the few people who are actually in the crowd
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based margaret court opposing fag marriage
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Told investors that attendance was down because of terrorism fears lads
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>>76131506
GOOD post
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Mega Pepperoni lads

Reminded why I don't order pizza often
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>>76131501
Gay people should be allowed to get married so that straight people don't have to marry them.
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Poofters fuck off
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>>76131529
Why not just go to the store, buy the ingredients and make it yourself. Would be a lot tastier.
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>>76131546
Sometimes I get lazy and foolishly think delivery franchises have improved.
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Gonna drive 150km to Collinsville for a root.
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so is he any good?
St Helens is the perfect place to keep his habit of cocaine desu
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>>76131558
prostitute is better value idiot
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It really isn't.
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>>76131572
I'm thinking about hiring a prozzie from Penrith named Cassie from club 200? Should I do it lads?
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>>76131566

He was elite when he wanted to be. Considering a lot of NRL exports don't seem to really try too hard in Super League he'll probably play shit and not see out his contract.
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>>76131144
No. They have a lot better coverage this year.
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here at the stadium lads

nobody was around so i parked out front and let myself in

got myselfa bottle of coke

im setting up the touchlines now, just made sure the commentators box was clean... its clean but its empty

all in all this is looking like a blockbuster, state against state, mate against mate, gambling advertising up the wazoo
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Just tricked this faggot into thinking im a girl and to drive 150km so i can rape his boipucci
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>>76131608
Cheers Rabs
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https://www.fb.com/adrianncherie.mcmillanwairau
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>>76131617
>not posting the hottest chick from Mackay
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>>76131640
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>>76131651
There is no such thing as a hot girl from mackay
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I'm in love with Margaret Court lads
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Tricked some faggot kid into falling in love with me.
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M
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A
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N
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100
0
0
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>both "clubs" playing tonight have a combined ZERO origin players.
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>souffs
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L
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Y
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>>76131708
Souths have one, but he's injured. Next year they'll probably have two.
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Wrong.
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That one desperate poo peelander who cluelessly replies to literally every single thread on /sp/ is really embarrassing.
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Cooper Cronk WILL cure cancer and end discrimination worldwide
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>2 Sydney teams

Might go to bed lads
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Bought three boxes of the new Shapes because they taste better than the "original".
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Didn't get any shapes because I'm not a 10 year old still getting his lunch made by his mum
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>>76131795
This
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WalkGOD Wriday
WalkGOD Waturday
WalkGOD Wunday
WalkGOD Wonday
WalkGOD Wuesday
WalkGOD Wednesday
WalkGOD Whursday
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Mum just made my dinner lads.

28 and living the dream.
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>>76131806
whats on the menu mate?
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28 year old kissless virgin here lads.
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>>76131806
Literally me but I cook for both of us
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>>76131815
Roast and veggies and a tall, cool glass of refreshing Coca-Cola.
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>>76131831
If you're going to drink jew might was well drink fermented jew.
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There literally isn't a better tasting drink than Coca-Cola.

Chocolate milk is second, but Coca-Cola is miles ahead in first place.
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>>76131858
>>76131880
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Where do I go to meet girls?
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>>76131895
Primary school
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The gay bar
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>>76131895
At the mosque habibi
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>>76131899
Unironically wish I was with a girl from my primary school
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I was unironically perving on girls that were possibly 13 but could have been as old as 15 at a local high school a few days ago.
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>>76131692
Yes?
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Don't (You) me.
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>>76131924
Nothing wrong with that mate, thought crimes won't be illegal until 2020
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>>76131928
It would be so easy to get one of them to give me a handy. Should I go for it?
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gday lads
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>>76131942
May as well, if you get caught just claim you're a muslim cleric and your penis fell out of your pants and into their hand
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I'm indigenous, lads.

AMA
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>>76131953
You here for the job interview mate?
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What are you going to do about it?
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Tips for this round?
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>>76131966
nah employed, masters in finance
noone sees tats in a shirt
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>>76131924
m8 I work at a swimming pool and some of the pieces I come across, you wouldn't know they're underage until you catch a look at their faces (and sometimes not even then).

Even worse when they pass through your peripherals and you turn you head to take a look.
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>that crowd
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>>76131986
Just my mushroom tip
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>>76131887
based hope. face like an angel, vag like a soggy kebab
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>>76131999
>vag
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>>76131993
What crowd?
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should i
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>it's past 7.50
>STILL fucking warming up
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>>76132008
Are you in the RAF mate
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>>76132008
What part of tasmania are you from
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>>76132007
origin is massive this year wo thurs inglo slats
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WHAT IS THAT SMELL
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>>76131986
I'd call this a creepshot but she clearly wants people looking at her ass.

Also, all the 'home' sides.
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Why didn't Adam Reynolds get selected for Origin?

Where's the loyalty?
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>>76131566

He would be good as long as he keeps his fitness. Probably like Amos Roberts in that one season or two at Wigan.
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>>76132016
no
>>76132017
cronulla way
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>>76132020
DOOOOOKIE
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>another souths capeshit meme jersey
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How salty are blues going to be when they STILL loose without based JT and slater lads
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>>76132020
I did a big poo in here

/nrl/ is the toilet of /sp/
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>>76132030
I'm literally in Cronulla right now m8
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how goods vivid

lights at night

haha genius.
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>>76132044
You're "cuntry" is the toilet of the world.
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out standing
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Are you really allowed to bring out your squeeze out on the field lads?
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>>76132071
>squeeze
Well hello beautiful
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>>76132080
Hi there handsome :3
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What beer would you like anon?
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Bitchell Blowses
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Finally going to win another SC game m8s
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>>76132103
Schooner of New thanks love
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>>76132103
four cougars thanks
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>>76132103
I'd rather some milk thanks
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>>76132118
Beat me to it
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>>76132103
theres not a lot more pathetic than a 30 year old bartender
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>soufs
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>>76132103
I'll havva VB fanks
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>>76132131
Virgin
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>>76132110
Based name pending
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>>76132141
t. 32 yo bartender

hows that life yarning with boomers about the cricket going you dumbcunt

maybe be born in another life with a brain
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>>76132131

I think some would clear well over $1000 a weekend plus tips m8
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Based A-League had a higher average attendance than nrl
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>>76132154
youre dreaming
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>tfw NSW will still lose this series
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>>76132160
yeah but nrl panders gambling to children so who's the real winner goy
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>>76132150
He didn't deny it
kek
KEK
K E K
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>tfw no Aaron Chen to fuck up the commentatary on the NRL
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>tipped pooths
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>>76132179
KEK
>>76129725
You saved the wrong one dumb cunt
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>>76132103
One schooner of WalkGod Nectar (XXXX Gold) please
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>>76132193
>not double parking yourself so you don't miss any footy
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What's going to happen next year when ANZ is getting renovated? Everyone playing out of the SFS?
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Just got a medium qtr pounder meal and large choccie sundae w/ flake lads
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>>76132233
>no water
>>76132236
>medium
you poofta
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Just had a new type of captcha where not only did I have to select all the street signs, I also had to identify what type of street sign it was.
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>Not getting 5 small cheeseburger meals for $15 instead and stealing the mcvalue meals for all they're worth
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>>76132233
Madman
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>he doesn't use legacy captures
kek
KEK
K E K
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>>76132209
Moderation is the word of WalkGod
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>wear nz jersey
>play like shit
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>>76132244
Thank you for your service bovine.

T. Alphabet
T. Google
T. Israel
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I go on tinder and set my location as damascus and hit on arab sluts

its way more fun than aussies who just wanna go out for drinks at bondi
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Is the McDonald's coffee any good lads?

Keep seeing these poofta ads about it
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>>76132274
Disgusting, WHS officer at my work I'm literally unironically triggered.
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>>76132274
>not posting best mcdonalds girl
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>>76132283
Virgin.
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>>76132272
You could say your on the Road to Damascus
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>he pays for tinder
KEK
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>>76132291
Actually I went to a brothel to lose mine so get fucked cunt.
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Just did a BIG poo lads
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>refball
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>>76132329
might steal this idea lads
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>>76132329
my mate started doing the bum and it actually caused him to lose his hair cause its pulling it so tight

or he was going bald anyway

started putting olive oil in his hair and shit as some herbal remedy the wog cunt
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What's your reddit account you use on /r/nrl?

Mine's /u/Tony_AbbottPBUH
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>>76132350
Mine's m00t
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>>76132329

Why wouldn't he just shave it

t.Bruce.Willis
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>>76132329
Wonder why they dont show you how it looks from the top when in a bun? Hint: Its cause it looks fucked
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>>76132329
>tfw this will be me in 5 years
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>>76132345
>fighting going bald
Losing battle lads
Like a wise anon told me here but I changed it slightly. WWJSD (what would Jason Statham do) He'd work out to distract from his bald head, that's what I'm doing to fight my baldness.
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>>76132350
jezfromthebush

im totally fucking drunk lmao fucking ay guys not a fucking loser at all
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>>76132350
We should all make throwaway reddit accounts and go take over /r/nrl/
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>>76132363
i said that. its still true. grow a beard if you can. but yes be thin and lift. also have nice skin. and speak like statham, slow.
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>>76132376
Okay yeah XD. You first.
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>>76132350
I don't remember my reddit but I used to have a couple, both used to troll cunts. There was a kik reddit thing, if people pissed me off on omegle I'd post their kik on it pretending to be a girl. I tested it out once and legit got 70 new kik messages in like 10 minutes. KEK
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>>76132376
There's an /pol/tard tranny Dragons supporter on there. Pretty sure "she" posts here too.
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>>76132389
You changed my life anon <3 haven't been brave enough to use it on a girl yet but I will.
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ANZ absolutely PACKED to BRIM lads
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>>76132393
just shave that shit... hiding in plain sight... sad feminine 'men'
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>>76132401
Don't talk shit about dragonwoman
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>>76132411
stop watching anime
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>>76132424
But I don't watch cartoons

>he tipped soufs
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>>76132411
its funny. whenever i dont know what to say i just revert to whatever statham would say and it works.

see people rely on stereotypes and if youve got a shaved head and are handsome and white they think of statham, willis. so if you act that part, its what they wanted, and they love it.

all girls wanna fuck statham, just play that part. trying out anything else wont reap the same results.

plus ist pretty easy, you just speak in short sentences and be assertive, aggressive, playful, wisecracking, never say haha or lol or anything, just write the deadpan joke or say it deadpan with a smirk

good luck brother
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>tfw hairline is receding a bit but top of my head is still doing a-ok

i guess things could always be worse
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>>76132440
I love you anon full ironic homo
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>>76132456
who is this qt p2t
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>>76132456
>temporary
>she looks 12
Bitch you just wait until you enter the real fucking world, no cue cards for that shit cunt
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Did anyone here try to grow long hair in high school?

I did and it sucked so I've been shaving my head ever since
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>>76132179
Think I'm going to pooicide lads
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>>76132474
>>76132473
>she
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>>76132486
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>>76132486

Do lomu actually pooicide or was it all made up?
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>>76132483
yeah long wavy stoner bob dylan hair. started fallling out and went statham mode. much easier this way long hair is retarded requires maintenace that im too lazy for.

shave my head twice a week in 10 minutes, trim my beard occasionally

going full hipster with the big bushy beard and huge moustache

its polarising but it works because chicks who love big beards really go crazy for them and you dont have to do anything and theyll fuck you. girls who hate it really hate it.

but i find that polarising power doesnt exist with clean shaven or stubble and the work required to get laid is much more than just existing.
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>>76132503
Fuck, non lifter here. Is that healthy?
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>>76132517
not the way he's doing it, no
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>>76132534
>>76132517
It's literally a fucking back exercise, retards.

Here's your (You).
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>souths
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>>76132517
no its literally how you end up never being able to walk again

the amount of pressure he just put on his spine lol

i felt kinda sick watching it happen
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>>76132539
if that's suppposed to be a deadlift he's doing wrong

enjoy snapping your shit up you gay cunt
>>
Not even going to reply to your shitpost.

Enjoy your small back, manlet.
>>
sad part is he legitimately thinks he's a good troll
>>
Suicide is for 13 year old girls on their first rags, desperate for attention

Murder suicide is for those that are strong willed and mentally superior.
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Girls love big backs anyone who says otherwise is literally a virgin
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>>76132350
Rory_KostjasynGOD
>>
just deadlifted 220 kilos AMA
>>
For the 13 year olds on their first rag please seek help. We love you and you're beautiful.

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
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>>76132517
surprised he didn't break his back
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>>76132596
how was she?
>>
>>76132596

How much can you deadlift?
>>
Just snapped my back deadlifting lad
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>>76132605
XD
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>>76132393
this hits too close to home. im at the stage where im having to comb my fringe over to the side a bit to hide the thinning at the front
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Anyone know where to get cheap wheelchairs lads?
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>>76132618
huge clit
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Just got confused about my sexuality lads.
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>>76132617
can hook ya one from work for a 50 lad

t. RN
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>>76132596
do you think anyone gives a shit
do you think anyone thinks thats impressive when roiders get way more
do you think girls care about life numbers rather than aesthetics
do you think that one rep lifting is functional in any way
do you think that your posterior chain is going to come out of spine tensing lifting without any damage
do you think that youre an olympic lifter
do you think at all
>>
He think's I'm going to read that essay.
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>>76132614
that was me in 2012/13

went full shaved mode and at first youre scared youll look like shit but then you get laid and youre like oh right nobody really cares so long as youre not ugly and fat
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>Drumpfgons will make the 8
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>>76132636
Truth bombs right here.
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>>76132643
i still consider this a direct reply
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>balls are touching
GAAAAAAYYYYY

This is like watching the eels dominate the soufs
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>>76132647
185cm, 105kg. Im a bit fad, pretty ugly too
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fuc,k where can i pay to fuck traps
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>this thread

All you fucking fags talk about is going bald and your mums cooking you din dins. No actually discussion of sport to be had.

Pathetic.
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>>76132656
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>>76132673
try /afl/
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>>76132673
>the average /nrl/ poster
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>>76132671
change that. body > anything else. low bf + muscle = facial and body aesthetics = top 10% of men physically = pussy options

i get fat then do the rapid fat loss diet which is a protein sparing modified fast, lose the fat heaps quick, feel like a cloudy retard cause so few calories your brain doesnt work great, but its easy to get into shape if youve got some muscle
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>>76132675
KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

/nrl/ in a nutshell
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>>76132675
>nrl kills the sport
>the fans are left in diaspora
>talking about tendies and memes

blame the fuckwits at the NRL who made this game fucking awful to watch with shitty refereeing, shitty commentators, shitty atmosphere, shitty gambling commercials, shitty timeslots, shitty teams, shitty players
>>
Just passed a try pass to the opposite team lads
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>>76132675
Mummy cooking din dins stops you going bald and makes you an elite athlete
>>
just at work lads
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>>76132722
You the anon who wanted to keep the thread alive when normal good people were asleep
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>>76132730
meant for
>>76132692
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That medium quarter pounder meal has given me a huge urge to take a shit lads
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>peels
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Based Grand Angus
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>>76132756
meant for
>>76132730
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Bunnies have this lads.
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>>76132756 (you)
Meant for
>>76132756 (you)
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>>76132691
>reddit gets 500-600 comments in a game thread
>/nrl/ can't even get to 500 over a whole day
Yeah, it's the NRL's fault.
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omo
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>tfw when just got a boner from having a man rub me better
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>>76132784
>tfw trainer can't find your dick and you have to tell him it's really cold
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>>76132792
I'd rub your dick warm with deep heat lads
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>>76132783
we got to 1000 the other night faggot
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>>76132808
I literally helped with that, and that burger helped too
>>
Wish redditors would stay on reddit lads
>>
thread a bit smelly lads?
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>>76132813
yeah that american was a huge retard. dont talk about him or he will come back
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>>76132808
Yeah, talking about everything but league.
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>>76132826
seriously fuck off reddit
>>
Why have you forsaken us Rusty
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>>76132840
t. reddit
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>>76132808
1100*
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>>76132845
Fuck you
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>tfw all of you here and me have no friends in real life and you end up bickering on 4chan about a sport you deep down don't really care about because you have nothing else to do and are living a lonely meaningless life looking for human contact and spend your nights thinking of ways you can get a girlfriend and get your life in order
>>
tldr
>>
Rabs pls
>>
>>76132868
that was a little too specific, are you ok anon?

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
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>>76132868
Nice blog faggot. The first step of fixing a problem is knowing what the problem is so good luck anon.
>>
cheeky refball for pooramatta
>>
Just greentexted a really generic post projecting about how much of a loser I am lads
>>
>>76132905
>>76132889
>>76132885
You guys are the ones projecting. You know it describes you all.
Inb4 you post the link to beyondblue again that you probably have bookmarked.
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>>76132928
Greg it's ok.
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just shitposted in /afl/ lads
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>>76132868
This describes my life perfectly minus the no friends part
>>
Sammy Burgess got some dollars on Pooramatta
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>>76132928
>you guys are the ones projecting by reading my projection

reddit logic
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>>76132967
Reddit XD

t. Projector
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What is the whitest NRL team?
>>
10 minutes left, better watch some of the footy eh lads.
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>>76132982
Manly
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Refs pulling another shocker like the Knights break

>oh no I can't keep up call it forward
>>
KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>open field and you still throw a forward pass
>>
>clear forward pass
>nothing wrong with that
xD
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>>76132868
>>76132958
samefag on damage control cause we called him out

kek pathetic
>>
You now remember Adam Reynolds has played Origin.
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>>76132982
They're all pretty black desu
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>>76132996
Based Ivan
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Just spent $417 on anime figures lads
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If you didn't have one of these in your classroom growing up you didn't get to experience the best years of NRL.
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>>76132996
DON'T
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Just sent some snapchat whore my soft dick lads.
>>
>>76133035
>>>r/90sKids
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Why can't cunts strike at the ball in a scrum? Why are scrums a thing?
>>
BUNKERED
>>
That was not proper play the ball. Fucking literal refball.
>>
>>76133083
You can only strike during a specific time which seems to be getting smaller and smaller
>>
>wow
Why do I watch this semen slurping sport lads
>>
http://www.lostateminor.com/2017/05/26/trump-pushes-in-front-of-pm-to-get-into-photo-because-he-is-an-actual-man-baby/

http://www.lostateminor.com/2017/03/06/grotesque-images-donald-trump-much/
>>
Pretty shit lads. Looking forward to watching BroncGODS kick the shit out of the kiwi cunts.
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>>76133126

You will be disappointed.
>>
threads a bit smelly lads
>>
I tipped Souths and Warriors
>>
Thread starting stinking of foulest smell I've ever smelt.
>>
That's /poog/ m8
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>>76132868
truthbomb. i dropped all my friends cause they got into drugs. my other friends have children and i dont want to bother them on the weekends.
>>
Just popped a pinga in the hopes of getting away that foul smell lads
>>
>he's still samefagging his shitty post
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76132681
cute kid.
>>
Kirks Pasito
>>
http://abc.net.au/news/2017-05-26/state-of-origin-camouflages-nrl-woes/8558628?pfmredir=sm
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got a reply from her lads
she said never to contact her again

do i still have a chance?
>>
>CRONULLA captain Paul Gallen plans to play on beyond his 37th birthday, confirming he has no intention of retiring after the 2017 NRL season.
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>>76133333
Those digits say that you will rekindle your love with your ice addicted prostitute ex girlfriend.
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>>76133313
It's true. Grant and (((Greenberg))) are roaches.
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>>76133333
those digits say most def my lad
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i dont care that shes a prostitute but she made it to rehab so i dont have to worry about her being an ice addict anymore
the worst thing about her is that she thinks she is a feminist and a smoker...
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>>76133313
Do people really believe that if NRL players were all Good Boys that it would somehow cause millions of dollars to appear out of nowhere?
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2 of my friends mums grabbed my arms cause theyre big lads

one offered me a 'non sexual' massage
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>>76133333
girl said that to me once and i thought she was playing hard to get. i ended up with an AVO.

good luck
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@76133406
>massage
>non sexual
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>>76133416
like i could give a fuck about trying to actually get her back, you nonce. i sent her an email outlining everything and i said i wont try to contact her or find her again. i dont even want her. i am just pissed off about losing her. i am a sore loser.
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>>76133427
i froze. i was standing at the top of a staircase and she was talking to me from the bottom. id just come over after work as a brickie so i was swole from lifting all day. she was studying a massage course and said she needed to practice.

years later she grabbed my arm when we were chatting. i asked her if she still did massages but she said nah. i wouldve taken her up on it then.
>>
Your friend has two mums? I guess it is 2017 after all.
>>
>>76133447
What's the other book he's reading?
>>
If NRL bosses want to fix the sport they need to repeal the ban on punches and lessen the shoulder charge rules, overhaul the referees in general to try and make them not fucking horrible and significantly lower the cost of tickets.

2ez
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>>76133470
How To Read When You're A Nigger
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>>76133477
wow an actual good post in this fucking shithole
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>>76133477
>repeal the ban on punches
Yeah, the sponsors will love that.

Idiot.
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>>76133477
>overhaul the referees in general
Meaningless boilerplate statement.
>>
If you change the rules every year you become Union

I sincerely think they've fucked the game so much now that it'll never recover

It had working class pride underpinning it but that's all gone, it's now flashy and rich like Soccer, not as rich, but it's not working class

But instead of staying connected to the local communities like soccer did it's outpriced them and forced gambling down their throats, making it appear crude and elite

Once you push away your market it's very difficult to get them back
>>
If you change the rules every year you become Union

I sincerely think they've fucked the game so much now that it'll never recover

It had working class pride underpinning it but that's all gone, it's now flashy and rich like Soccer, not as rich, but it's not working class

But instead of staying connected to the local communities like soccer did it's outpriced them and forced gambling down their throats, making it appear crude and elite

Once you push away your market it's very difficult to get them back
>>
>>76133587
>>76133600
>muh working class pride
kys, cletus. The 1970s are long gone.
>>
>>76133549
You'll never have a problem finding sponsors because of the occasional biff, don't be stupid.

>>76133562
It's a comment on 4chan, what more do you want.
In brief, they should sit down and analyze referee performance over a couple seasons (accuracy, consistency, etc), fire anyone performing below an acceptable level, retrain the rest. Promote independent decision making and less reliance on the bunker. Get some sort of official, if behind the scenes, consistency on calls like forward passes, obstruction etc.
Anything to improve the flow of the game and make it feel less like the refs are impacting the result instead of team performance.
>>
The 1970s might be long gone but your virginity is forever.
>>
If you change the rules every year you become Union

I sincerely think they've fucked the game so much now that it'll never recover

It had working class pride underpinning it but that's all gone, it's now flashy and rich like Soccer, not as rich, but it's not working class

But instead of staying connected to the local communities like soccer did it's outpriced them and forced gambling down their throats, making it appear crude and elite

Once you push away your market it's very difficult to get them back
>>
>>76133587
Union is better than nrl

Prove me wrong
>>
>reddit spacing
>>
>>76133706

Don't know what you're talking about

mate
>>
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/revealed-the-true-dollar-value-of-each-2017-state-of-origin-team/news-story/c6dda65cec5b7f3483efcfe64d397934
>>
@76133706
Don't know what you're talking about
mate
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>>76133742
hi friend that url is a no click zone

get your shekels out of someone else
>>
Just got home lads
>>
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/mitchell-pearce-still-has-time-to-create-a-state-of-origin-legacy/news-story/f26dfceeebde83d8a5e39728636ff9c5
>>
>>76133779
wow woke
>>
>>76133846
hi friend that url is a no click zone

get your shekels out of someone else
>>
Only redditors don't click on those links.
>>
Funny how walkcunt seethes at based Murdoch despite being a Broncucks Ltd customer.
>>
I click on literally everything posted in these threads, even if I know I don't want to see it.
>>
Coen Hess is the new Webcke, not jarrod wallose
>>
>>76133779
redditor detected. clicked on both articles and turn off my adblocker
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want me to keep the thread alive overnight while i am at work boys
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Is this a roastie, or is it a nice vag?
>>
>>76134059
its nice la
>>
>>76134059
Professional vagina rater here, unless it's horrific when unspread I'd consider it aesthetically appealing.
>>
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Is this a roastie, or is it a nice vag?
>>
Could really go for a roast beef and gravy roll right about now lads
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>>76134150
I would eat it.
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>>76134150
I'm quite certain, based on my extensive experience, that that is Hope Solo.
>>
The Definition of Sexy In Other Countries
>>
Who the FUCK posted my vag image in a new thread?

That material was for /nrl/ only. I'm never sharing with you poofters again.
>>
>>76134213
Reminds me of when some anon shared pics of his sister or something in lingerie that he got off her phone.
>>
420 posts lads

Blaze it XD
>>
>>76134563
the real 420 lads
>>
dude
>>
weed
>>
>>76134202
shit taste confirmed
>>
>>76134539
you got em saved?
>>
BroncGODS will win tomorrow. Screencap this.

>inb4 some cheeky cunt caps "this" abd thinks he's oh so smart and that his single parent is proud of him and that his father didn't leave him for a younger thai woman that didn't speak english, that he fails at everything he tries and that his mummy made him roast with veggies and a tall cold glass of coke.
>>
>>76134690
tried a bit too hard with that one but okay effort
>>
>>76134711
Yeaaahhhh tried :(
>>
>>76134690
>thai "woman"
>>
Walkgod has inspired this post.
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>>76135609
Queen sland WILL lose Origin this year. Fifita and Maloney WILL redeem the shield for NSW.
SCREENCAP THIS. INB4 SOME QLD FAGGOT POSTS A PHOTO OF TGE WORD THIS.

YOU CANT STOP IT.
>>
*stops it*
>>
NSW are a bunch of cucks. QLD will win maybe not all 3 because we have to "keep it a tight comp" but they will win origin.

Last one for QLD.
>>
Just woke up lads
>>
Real multiGOD hours who tf up
>>
Just woke up lads
>>
W A L K I E
>>
Just fell asleep lads
>>
Just did a poo and my arse is burning lads
>>
wheres the anon that was going to make more Manly wojaks
>>
>The Canberra Raiders can confirm they have granted a release to Jordan Turner effective immediately, so he can take up a long-term contract with the Huddersfield Giants in the English Super League.

>Turner arrived for pre-season training for the Raiders at the beginning of the 2017 season and has been playing for Mounties in the Intrust Super Premiership

What a waste
>>
last for based DCE
>>
last for based DCE
>>
next post for based Cotric
>>
last post for mentally ill prostitute covered in tattoos
>>
walkcunt
>>
fucked a cute prostitute with a clean nice smelling pussy with no condom
>>
Will we make it to 500 lads?
>>
i'm not good enough for a prostitute lads
>>
>>76143190
here's some help
>>
>>76143222
Can you help our dying game by please watching our sport
>>
threads a bit smelly just now
>>
Just queefed lads
>>
The state of this community lads
>>
More interested in the NSW cup game lads
>>
>tfw you can hear the cheering at the local footy ground from your house
>>
Just scored a try lads
>>
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Tailed N on the way home lads. The trailer was empty btw.

Just like his trophy cabinet.
>>
>>76144114
What shithole are you from?
>>
>>76144114
Oh shit mate I live there, wanna meet at the RSL and watch the footy lad?
>>
>>76144152
RSL?
>>
>>76144114
N won the /afl/ tipping comp though
>>
>>76144563
That's like winning the special olympics
>>
Just won the special Olympics lads
>>
>panicking and changing your captain to shaun johnson
kek

KEK

K-E-K
>>
Disgusting the BroncGODS have to lower themselves and play in NZ.
>>
Putting my life savings on a Shaun Johnson blinder lads
>>
Hakuho looking to lock in victory in the May basho today lads
>>
>>76144657

They'll take the field, but they won't be playing kek
>>
>>76144563
>>76144580

Fun fact about my /afl/ tipping hip: I've never actually watched a single game of AFL in my life. That year i won, my strategy was literally to go onto Sportsbet and tip all the favourites.

Tipping is bullshit m8s.
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>no female touchies
Fucking NZ can you do anything right
>>
>He's too poor to afford based foxtel
KEK
>>
I have foxtel, but i'm going to listen to it on the radio instead
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>>76144719
Same, playing Gwent while listening to it
>>
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I have a radio, but I'm going to read the game via morse code
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>>76144729
Virgin
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>>76144730
>>
>>76144730
DELETE THIS
>>
http://www.theroar.com.au/2017/05/27/pretend-sport-watched-millions/
>>
ayy
>>
based walkGOD
>>
Where the FUCK are my walkpass users at
>>
Imagine being that idiot who didn't captain SJ.
>>
real never gonna pay for 4chan pass hours
>>
Paul Gallen a best
>>
i would downvote every one of you if you posted on my subreddit nrl

t. jezfromthebush
>>
Lets get this to 1000 guys
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>>76144607
>>76144730
Wanted to post this 2 hours ago
>>
Can't believe the BroncGODS lost but glad the sharkies won lads.
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>>76145164
>>
It's saturday night, why are you wasting your time on 4chan?
>>
Tricked everyone into thinking I was poor by not having foxtel or a pass lads
>>
There was a man in the land of WalkBro City, whose name was Sean; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared WalkGod, and eschewed evil. And there were born unto him seven sons and three daughters. His substance also was A Nobel Prize, and A Cleo Bachelor of the Year Award, and three Michelin Stars, and a position at the top of the BRW rich list, and the Brisbane Broncos football club; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the north. And his sons went and feasted in their houses, every one his day; and sent and called for their three sisters to eat and to drink with them. And it was so, when the days of their feasting were gone about, that Sean sent and sanctified them, and rose up early in the morning, and offered burnt offerings according to the number of them all: for Sean said, It may be that my sons have sinned, and cursed WalkGod in their hearts. Thus did Sean continually.
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Just posted asking why I was wasting my time on 4chan lads
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What did YOU do while 4chan was down?
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>>76145380
Watched the footy. It was considerably more boring with no shitposting. Holy fuck it sucked.
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If I captained SJ, I would be guaranteed a win.

Now it's only very likely that I will win.
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500 lads, now this thread can die
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Just made an ironic post to hide my crippling depression lads
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>>76145580
r u me?
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Last for KFC
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McDonald's.
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black "people"
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Still haven't got a $10 bucket of popcorn chicken lads. I heard from some anon that they just put it in 2 chip packets. I want a fucking bucket lads. Fucking dirty on KFC right now lads.
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>>76145969
I hate when maccas put a thickshake or frozen coke in just a regular cup too.
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>>76145969
apparently two large chip packets actually has more popcorn chicken than the bucket

ive already smashed 3 buckets in the last two weeks
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>>76146086
Nice. Wtf I hate buckets now.
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I have cracked the 100kg barrier. Was 87kg three months ago.

Sean wrote me a program.
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>>76146193
based Fatt
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>>76146193
I'm skinny as fuck well my wrists are and I'm 75kg. So I guess you're buff as fuck? Well done lad and thanks Sean. So you walk and get buff?
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anyone else with no qualifications working a dead end job?
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>>76146364
The program he gave me had heaps of sumo deadlifts, power cleans and overhead presses in it. But lots of walking on off days.
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Going to maccas.
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>>76146380
I fucking wish mate, take it from someone whos a neet cunt. I would fucking love a dead end job.
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>>76146406
based compound lifts

wheres your bench or dips though lad
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>>76146652
ive been no qual, neet, dead end job. about to finish my law degree in october. i started when i was neet and it was a pretty good random decision.
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>>76145969
Greg's kitchen had it in a bucket, 155 pieces all up
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>>76146737
I'm happy for you mate, for real. I'll even spare you some layer jokes.
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>>76146832
yeah cheers mate. still scary going into exams even after all these years but these are the last 3 law exams ill ever take in my entire life. feels good.

if you ever study ill give you some times. i didnt finish school, was a neet. now im top of the law school. odds on to win the law medal if i keep my grades up till october.
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>>76146876
Wow mate, do it and go for it the world is your oyster as they say. I'll see what happens. I'm a bit long in the tooth for much hope but I'm still hopefully. Next month is looking up.
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>>76146924
were all getting older. plenty of work if youre good at it.
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Just fapped to BLACKED.com lads
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Got banned for FOUR fucking days for posting that roastie yesterday.
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Look at that sad attempt of “4chan humor” and trying to fit in
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The three most recent posts are incredibly pathetic.
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how good was it when the cynical spastic autist who spams nrl couldnt post cause he didnt have a pass
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Thank you based mods for not banning me for my posting of actual roast beef as a cheeky shitpost. Much love.
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>>76146726
I do them on a chest and back day.

Some kid who was probably 17 or 18 told me he wanted arms like mine a few days ago. I reckon I could get him to suck my cock or even let me fuck his ass, and it's all thanks to Sean.
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EFTPOS isn't working AGAIN at maccas.

Stuck in the drive through AGAIN.
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Ask out the girl at the thing cunt
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>>76147786
My card fucked up the other week too lad. Rang my bank and they sent out a new one. Apparently they can fuck up. Unless it is their fault and not your card. Just shitposting. What are you getting us?
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>>76147786
I've had that before where they said it wasn't working and they had to try somewhere else.

Went home and checked my internet banking immediately and they'd double charged me.
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>>76147818
I was getting everyone a quarter pounder BLT, but can't get you lads anything now.

>>76147839
They told me before I made the order, but AFTER someone had gotten in line behind me, so I had no choice but to go through the drive through.

I'm unironically seething right now. Gonna have to go to IGA instead and get salami sticks or something.
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>>76147808
i give em the eye and stare at their tits obviously

i figure cunts do worse so its ok
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No its me sean
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