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>>76123733
ATP - SINGLES: French Open (France) - Qualification, clay
03:00 Copil M. (Rou) -
Gojowczyk P. (Ger) -
03:00 Donati M. (Ita) -
Trungelliti M. (Arg) -
03:00 Masur D. (Ger) -
De Greef A. (Bel) -
04:30 Daniel T. (Jpn) -
Rublev A. (Rus) -
04:30 Gombos N. (Svk) -
Kovalik J. (Svk) -
04:30 Melzer G. (Aut) -
Fratangelo B. (Usa) -
06:00 Mathieu P. (Fra) -
Kudla D. (Usa) -
07:30 Quiroz R. (Ecu) -

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>coming back from work
>accidentally see my face in a reflective surface
>immediately become aware of how ugly, un-masculine and eccentric I look
>no woman wants anything to do with me
>I'm going to die alone and childless in a retirement home
>no legacy whatsoever
>day is ruined

>>76123894
Fuck, Gabe. It's Friday tomorrow, I don't need to feel this feels right now. Your only problem really is a lack of confidence

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>>76123894
i don't know that feel

t. rich af attractive dude

>>76123832
>06:00 Mathieu P. (Fra) - Kudla D. (Usa)
Mathieu whines about not getting a wildcard, then struggles in 1st match of qualifying.
He loses tomorrow, cap this and fite me

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>>76124182
why would i fite u? it would be extremely painful for you and thats not part of my master plan

too bad opelka and day both lost today. could have seen them winning a match or two in the main draw

PS when does the draw get released?

>>76123894
surely you can find some malnourished favela chimpette to impregnate?

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>frogposting thread
I guess it's better than 4 different threads of autists sperging.

Also clay was a mistake

>>76124354
im not sure gabe has any intentions of visiting mexico

>>76123832
Dale Quiroooz
Dale Quiroooz

>>76124354
I can't into casual sex.

>>76124459
Missed:
>Murray: elbow

>>76124554
More like Queeroz lmoa

you are now aware that Uncle Toni speaks French and German fluently.

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>>76125289
source.
i speak spanish at like a fifth grade level btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UPLL4t3Rwk

Can't find one of him in French but I heard an interview if him for a frog TV a few months back.

>>76125864
gabe how did you learn english?

>>76127116
You can learn much harder things by yourself.

>it's a gabeposting night

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muhh dick

Tennis

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>>76129940
good morning germanbro, whats up?

any lonely tennis man in? how do you play tennis if you have no friends

>>76129998
you don't

t. that guy

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>>76129998
if you want to win you shouldn't have friends

>>76129998
Black board at you club? facebook?. Tennis forums. I dunno. You can practice against a wall first of you are a total beginner.

Lots of people have these problems. I haven't got a single friend who's interested in tennis.

>>76130063
kek

>>76130063
murray career is finished and this will be the enduring image

sad

>>76130117
that is Sir Andy Murray to you

>>76130193
>getting knighted for being the best of the rest and he might even lose that if stan wins another slam
what a time we live in

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>>76130063

don't forget it's Mother's Day /tennis/

>>76123733
>>76128698
Who is this/these girls? Also what time is the draw?

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>>76124677
>murray:elbow
not
>murray:head

the fucken cunt is a basket case

anyone gambling today?

>>76130853
Plz respond

>>76130853
Caroline Garcia and Ana Konjuh also like in 3 hours

>>76131124
maybe

the 250's right before a slam are usually desperado material.

I might lay some money down on Pliskova to reach the R&G finals

Fuck Gibbs!

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>>76131163

>>76123733 filename is carog so I take a wild guess and say Caro Garcia. >>76124340 and>>76128698 are named anak or konjuh+, which leads me to wager it's something like Ana Konjuh.

>>76128698
lel this scene looks familiar.

>>76130816
mother's day was like two weeks ago. I never forget it because my home pornsite reminds me every year with a mother's day special.

>>76131592
>pornsite
isn't porn absolutely haram Mehmet? what's up with that?

>>76131582
kek

KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIyqL6XY5R4

>Frage: Zuletzt verlor Kerber als Topgesetzte ihr Auftaktmatch in Rom mit 4:6, 0:6 gegen die lettische Qualifikantin Anett Kontaveit. Glauben Sie, der Druck als Nummer eins lähmt sie?

They send a fucking intern who doesn't even care about tennis nor has the slightest clue what's going on to write the Kerber bashing articles.

German press = lowest tier cancer

Live RG draw ceremony on their facebook page

Roofs are coming in 2020 lmao

>>76131998
Literally nobody speaks german so how about you translate you fucking swine

Thiem:

Goffin R4, Djokovic QF, Nadal SF. Just to make the final.

LMAO

>>76132548
>wins them all
>chokes against some absolute scrub in the final
can see it now

post draw

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>>76132548

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ZWL

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>>76132639
Just Succ wins lol

>>76132508
>The last time Kerber lost her first match despite being the top seeded player with 4:6, 0:6 against latvian qualifier Kontaveit. Do you think the pressure to be the number one (WTA ranking I guess) causes her poor performances?

>>76132639
Kuznetsov will beat Murray in R1.

Also, how did Gulbis get in there? I thought he lost almost every qualifier he played in this year and his rating is fubar?

>>76132781
Murrie will not lose in 1R, however I think PCAK legitimately will.

>>76132548
>implying he will get past Australia's Brave Bernard Tomic in the first round

>>76132781
>how did Gulbis get in there
He has protected ranking same with Kokkinakis

>>76132819
awful draw for the kokk :(

>>76131124
Stosur -1.5 sets @2.4

>>76131582
Top kek m8

>>76132508
michael-tier post

>>76132819
why/how?

>>76132870
inbread island nigger muslim too

>>76132891
>A player may petition the Executive Chairman & President for an Entry Protection when he is physically injured for a minimum of six months can ask for a protected ranking, which is based on his or her average ranking during the first three months of his or her injury. The player can use his or her protected ranking to enter tournaments' main draws or qualifying competitions when coming back from injury

>>76132916
didnt no they was injured

>>76132639
>Nadal - Djokovic Quarterfinal
Should be later desu

>>76132841
>slammin sam stosur

>>76132976
They would meet in the semifinal.

>>76132976
semi

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Kerber plays Ekatarina Makarova in 1R btw

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Which is the most beautiful tennis arena?

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>>76133296
We already discussed this. Wimbledon.

Just look at the view

>>76133315

Beautiful bushes on the grass...

>>76133296
I get nervous just looking at that

>>76133296
Is that where they throw the gays off of?

Novak may well be a gluten-free vegan, but in my book he is full of bologna

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Hello my favourite bunch of right wing pricks.

If Nishikori plays and nobody is there to see, is he playing at all?

>>76130816
she did herself in years ago m80, no need

Most predictable RG since 2010, by what I saw from the draw.

>>76133532
indeterminate

How long until the Zverev family doping scandal is exposed?

/our girl/ nicole gibbs lost :(

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I believe in you Mischa you can do this fuck that gook

>>76133763
how much did you betted?

>>76131959
That was some mighty roids Guga was on at the time.

>>76133792
nothing. taking a break from gambling

>>76133901
very nice

>>76133901
smart man

>>76133901
your a good wojciech

>>76132548
lol he is about to be put into a Coffin, mark my given words

>>76132781
>fubar

TANGO DELTA ALPHA BRAVO DO YOU COPY?

>>76134097
So is your muffin boy.

>>76134112
autism

>>76134149
fubar is yankee army military slang, its like I would call my bed sheet "dägätetchi"

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Did you know that Sascha was short for Alexander? Okay but, did you know that Tito was short for Roberto and Alberto?

>>76134234
did you know that your picture is disgusting and I'm about to throw up my breakfast?

>>76134258
Bum driller

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>>76130063
>>76130117

>losing to Zverev1.0
Come on Kei

Quiroz is 3-1 on the first set.

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List more diminutive off the top of your head

Bill (William)
Dick (Robert)

Adi (Adolf)
Fritz (Friedrich)

Tintin (Augustin)

>>76134330
Didn't know any of these actually

In nordics, Christopher/Christofer = Toffe

why does Rafa always end up Djokovic's half? it's amazing

>>76134345
I wasn't aware that so many exist for a long time. Except for the easy ones.

Andi (Andreas)

>>76132639
Not a Nadal fan, but with this draw, I cant see Nadal losing to anyone except a reborn Djokobot or a Stanimal in the final, and both of those seem very unlikely

But only if he is healthy and motivated, no?

If he is one might as well hand over the title to him

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>>76134330
Bob/Bobby (Robert)
>>76134369
Usually on clay.

>>76134375
A Söderling situation is always on the cards

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>>76134375
*blocks path*

>>76134434
*loses to Goffin*

>>76134330
Dick is Richard doe

>>76134330
Grigor (Roger)

>>76134468
Greg (Grigor)

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>>76134444

>>76134420
the thing is Söderling is not just some guy who hit the ball well, he was very good and his game matched up perfectly against Rafa, Gulbis could pull a Söderling, not many others

>>76134508
>Smoke some Dick

>>76134519
quite a bad half

>>76134519
>filename
Fuck off Andy

>>76134521
it's been so long since I watched Gulbis. hope I can catch his 1R match, even though he'll end up losing. I hear he has changed his forehand

>>76134535
Just like in the last MonteCarlo. And Madrid. And Rome too.

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>>76134519

Has there ever before been a time when the #1 of both the ATP and WTA were this bad?

>>76134535
Could really see the likes of Zverev or Fognini making the final.

>>76134201
I know what it's from but slang from one country can enter the general english lexicon

>>76134519
now post dem white wimmin

>>76134560
not to mention Cilic lol, tennis on life support as they say
>>76134543
>I hear he has changed his forehand

I hear the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, nothing new lol

>>76134587
Yeah, it's no surprise ATP is pumping Nadal and Federer full of roids to make them play longer and carry the tour on their shoulders.

>>76134599
G A B E
A
B
E

>>76134558
Are you even trying? 2010 has been Nadal and Wozniacki, both worse than Murray and Kerbe.

>>76134599
Nah mate Sascha and KyrGOD are the new rivalry that will start at Wimbledon this year.
>>76134372
James --> jimmy
Maria--->masha

>>76134652
>Nah mate Sascha and KyrGOD are the new rivalry that will start at Wimbledon this year.
They've already met twice.

>>76134652
Mike --> Micycle

>>76134672
2-0 btw

git gud zverev

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/tennis/wimbledon-fire-practice-courts-pictures-firefighters-blaze-video-a7757331.html

>>76131124
gambling my mental health on the whims of some poor stupid pretty girl hahah

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Post yfw Jack Sock (j sizzle) BTFOs nadull

>>76134672
Not deep in an important event you mong

>>76134840
>Sock on clay
wtf

https://twitter.com/CWhitakerSport/status/868093079315783680

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>Raonic vs Berdych on clay
Could be fun

>>76134903
Why doesn't he take an ""injury layoff"" like Federer/Nadal so he can come back playing ""better"" as well?

>>76134903
why did he even bother with clay season? clearly he hasn't been right the whole time

>>76134903
They got him for his doping. Mury is like closeted gay pastors who hate gays but with fdoping, called it BOOM

>>76134875
Socks biggest problem is that he is too good

>>76134904
Back right

>>76135012
or that he has the worst backhand in the top 100

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>>76135034
"What's that? You were talking about me..?"

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Our guy is playing

>>76135132
*gets cucked*

>>76135132
stan has very nice ass no homo

Wew, Quiroz out.

>>76135303
Hamou is in a good shape

>>76134748
Will Nadal stop at nothing?

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>>76135168

>>76135466
my wife wants me to go with her to anti-nadal classes

bit harsh

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post libations

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>>76135536
That's pretty tez m8. Something about 'post-Nadal depression' would be better

Wait a second hitler wasn't from Australia but rather a country called austria?

HOW DOES ROGER FEDERER STAY COOL DURING A GAME?

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>>76135575
t. comedy police

It gave you something to think about.

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>>76135575
I could write a whole article about post-nandal depression

You know, it's not just us, or just the players or broadcasters

Every one suffered some some kind of post-Nadal depression, some clinical types at least, especially after a big tourney or something else the like
Best to get start on some SSRI's and some cannabis laxatives, just to be safe =D

>>76135639
HE STANDS NEAR THE FANS

>>76135674
Stands to reason.

>>76135674


this would be a good t shirt slogan

just this alone
it's kinda creepy and edgey almost

>music on the court
oh fuck the whole planet
I'm done

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https://weather.com/de-DE/wetter/10tage/l/FRXX0281:1:FR

>>76135649
>I wish I was high on potenuse

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>>76135890

I get it!..
>he's doesn't..

>>76135920
Are you drunk or just retarded?

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>>76135952

Please, don't speak
>to me or my son or my Mom's Bull's daughter or my nephew's cousin... [etc

>>76135920
>>76135981
>american shitposts intensifying

catch y'all tomorrow

>Mischa won
today was a good day

>Nishitkori
Just retire in shame and sudoku entire family, branch family can take place

>>76136113
>Russian who poses as german

Wouldn't you have to double-hate him?

Reminder that Federchoke only has a grand slam because someone else took out Nadal

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>>76136387
low quality bait

>>76136404
>13-2 against Nadal on clay
>Only beat him before his prime
Nice """"""GOAT""""""

>>76136422
2-13 that is

>>76136432
How many grand slams has New Zealand won again?

>>76136324
sorry you got me confused with someone else I'm not from /pol/

>>76136461
>Columbia with a nuke

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>>76136387
Polite reminder that Nadal didn't reach enough nonclay finals for Federer to correct the H2H record

>>76136472
They're 10-9 and 2-1 on hard and grass, sounds like Federer had plenty of opportunities to even it out. Not to mention the fact that he chickened out of this opportunity

Take your fanboy discussion to MTF or reddit.

>>76136472
He was also injured a lot when Fed was in form.
The H2H means shit if they weren't playing competitive for all these years.

>>76136489
10x more entertaining than Americans shitposting tbqh.

Gabe's right. This is literally worse than wta fags.

>>76136539
t. WTA fag

Who do you want to win RG?

>>76136559
Nadal, he needs confidence to not get destroyed on hard again

>>76136559
EBAM

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>>76136559

>>76136559
Berdych

>>76136559
Someone new

>>76136471
/int/ tier shitposting

>>76136584
probably the only result on the women's side that wouldn't be disappointing

>>76136559
kyrgios

will never happen but imagine the memes (good draw tho)

>>76136559
me. it'd be really nice. the look on my parents' faces would be ebin 2bh

>>76136667
lol'd

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finally habbening lads

>>76136706
Quintessential German v Quitiseential Frenchman

Epic

>>76136706
match sold out already, reports from credit card companies say "most buyers german women 18-30"

cooking up some truly ghastly c o n t e n t in the ol GIMP rn

Does WTA have its own thread?

>>76136774
her e u go
>>>/trash/9533869

>>76136753
>European men are so weak-willed and apathetic that their women have to rely on shitskins for a strong male presence

>>76136794
What's that, I thought we all were middle class in this thread.

>>76136796

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgBZs8arHq4

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>>76136818
*saves tennis and saves Europe*

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u will never EVER hav a girl look at u like this

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What's your field of expertise /tennis/ ?
Stem here, Computer Engineer.

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>>76136903

>>76136818
what did she say to him

>>76136908
Oh look, another turbo autist, just what we needed.

>>76136908
Professional dog walker

>>76136921
It's in the comment section

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>>76136903
I try to avoid watching that video whenever it's posted because of this very reason

>>76136977
>Thiem hasn't won masters yet and clay is almost over
must feel shit, now he's going to get compared to Zverev even more

>>76137004
>Zverev, a younger non-clay specialist, has won more Masters than Thiem
JUST
didn't watch the Djokovic - Thiem match in its entirety but Thiem looked pretty gassed. he could have made it to the final and beaten Zverev

>>76136918
Rafa and Brazilian ball girls
A love story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTaibUHD9FQ

>>76136933
I'm just trying to make chit chat

>>76136908

>be molecular biologist
>it's just a fancy name for a lab worker drone
>end up working in an entirely different field

Really made me think. Fuck.

>>76137060
Me too.

>>76137038
camera man is always trying to focus on his ass. bit gay if you ask me

Fucking deadcell why is this game so hard, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76136706
my body is ready

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mornin guys

>>76137228
Haven't heard the story behind that picture.

>>76137283
his gf got fappening'd and he was in a few of the photos

>>76137313
Why, can't women ever learn? That was like that what? The third major leak?

>>76137345
>>76137283
will kerber win the Wimbledon?

>>76137365
Yeah

>>76137389
fuck yeah, son of a bitch motherfucker, I might as well bet on her
Deutschland all the way

>>76137365
funny way to spell Sherapova

>>76137365
no, she will lose to ostapenko in R2

>>76137365
Unironically will never win another m100 or higher tournament ever again. She's now content with shilling products rather than trying to be the goat wta player so she done

did anyone watch Warwinka - Kuznetsov? how did Warwinka look?

>>76137420
crap but never bet against Stan in finals

>>76137416
>>76137408
>>76137389
>>76137398
mother of fuck, which one of you should I trust
The Americans are all against it. And there's a dichotomy between Germans.

>>76137437
Not me, i don't watch WTA unless there are no men matches going on.

>>76137465
are you the Sharapova will win Deutsch lad?

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>>76137488
Sharapova but I'm not serious and neither is he

Also stop betting on women's tennis.

>>76137429
slam finals*
in non-slam finals, he's a mere mortal like the rest of us

>Djovokic and Nadal in first half
>Murray hurt
welp

>>76137429
it's very hard to predict which stan will play tomorrow

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>>76137541
ezpz

>>76137234
why does she always look like a dog taking a shit?

>>76137437
im a kerber fan but shes really not going to win

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how do I get Djokovic mode?

>>76137755
cancer might be good

>>76137578
>GBAZ will win a GS years before Kyrgios
Aussies BTFO

>>76137755
>By reading these books by Pepe, alongside the content on this site,
it will be very easy for you to understand our Peace & Love philosophy.

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5826313d9de4bb54a704c50c/t/5833764b37c58135ee044ef3/1479767630271/Competition%26Love.pdf

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5826313d9de4bb54a704c50c/t/583431c34402438b45f2c4e9/1479815620080/The+Other+Way.pdf

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5826313d9de4bb54a704c50c/t/5833767537c58135ee045290/1479767676315/The_Great_Truth.pdf

Also kerber fan here. She coming again at the French open.

>>76138244
This is what will happen.

She will lose a set then sulk and get btfo in the following and then retire claiming her hamstring """"injury"""

I think we can agree that Zverev will win RG

>>76138418
Actually expecting him to get btfo in r3 or buy some mug like Chung, since he can't play consistent for 5 sets

dead poormonity

Why do players waste time on Doubles? More chance to get injured, more energy wasted, and most importantly nobody takes them into account when looking at your legacy

>>76139106
Match, net/volley practice and a way for lower ranked players to make more money.

>>76139106
it is unironically free money

>>76139518
reported for unironically reading DW (and of course you're ban evasion)

c ya later krautcucklover

>>76139541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBWa02bJ24k

Are they the most autistic players on tour?

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>>76139518
yep

>>76139541
kc king

>>76139568
I saw the question about emojis and immediately closed the video.

>>76139541
>krautcucklover

wut? Retarded much?

>>76139541
t. janny

>>76139614
what else did you expect Gabe?

>>76139883
Tennis questions.

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>>76140018
social media fan questions is just code for the social media personnelof the given event/company thinking up questions that they think 18 year old female twitter users will like.

>>76140071
It's turning tennis into a circus, that's what it is.

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>>76140272
I think you're going a bit far Big Gabe. A lot of journalist questions are retarded anyway and I would argue that """interviews"" have no real effect on tennis itself. Kournikova did more to damage 10is than any interviews

>>76140895
Journalists are all absolute tools, nothing but disguised spokespersons for top players (I bet some of them are even on pay rolls) and the ATP, always making reports and interviews in just the exact the way people want to hear (easily digestible, and clickbait-able). Besides advertisement, their other purpose is to allow the reader/consumer to lie to himself that he 'understands' the sport, or that all that spectacle on the screen has a deep purpose and it's not just another form of escapism from real life, after reading some paragraphs of poetic and pseudo technical platitudes about Federer resurgence or whatever written by some posh twat on his Macbook.

But then, considering sports are just big businesses, it's hard to say that they are ruining anything if they are generating more revenue.

>>76141170
classic Gabe

If i set up a /tennis/ racquet bracket would people participate?

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http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketFrenchOpenATP/nicetennisdennis

password is 10is

>>76141897
I'm in.

>>76141897
how dis work and is it normal that I cant see ur picks

>>76142510
you fill out the bracket my white friend and I've no clue if you're supposed to be able to view others brackets.

think i just fixed it so you should be able to see

t. jack succ

>>76141897
I think I did it but they didn't ask for a password lmao

>>76142633
>name: jews did
>tiebreak: niggers

it was b tier

>>76142633
>Cuevas in the semi
hottest opinion I've seen all day mikey pal

>>76142667
Quality

shud I do a memey bracket or a realistic bracket

>>76142724
They are going to the same in real life, this is going to be crazy tournament.

>>76142675
>mikey pal
Don't confuse me with that mentally ill kike I actually graduated.

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I feel bad for Agassi desu he deserves someone better than this to coach

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>>76142724
was gonna make one with tomic winning and the isto man Tbh

>>76141897
set up a wta one

watching on yt an old man from tennessee shooting his guns in the woods is giving me a strong tfw no dixie gf to own farm and drink tea every afternoon with rn

>>76143148
da south is shit desu

>>76143270
no, is based

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>steve johnson's gf is literally the bargain bin ivanovic
Sad!

>>76143296
it is objectively worse than da north my man.
>>76143324
jeez, she is. Big Servin John has the best looking gf

>>76143333
>da north
with all that shitty snow and stuck up jews? nah

the south is gods country, also - learn to put sugar in your tea

>>76143270
bc of the blaks and ytrash?
or wat reason if not

>>76143369
I live in Virginia and it's filled with Indians and it's a shithole please safe me

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>>76143348
>>76143369
the south: shit infrastructure, dumb people, baptists, and people who unironically think football is one of the best, most important things in life
>>76143397
virginia is unironically the most beautiful state in the country. was hard to drive through the mountains because of all the beauty.
west virginia, however..... lets just say the only positive is that their highways are well paved

>>76143426
>baptists, and people who unironically think football is one of the best, most important things in life
sounds good to me. baptists are wonderfully nice people with great hospitality and dont be mad because the SEC is the only conference worth a shit.

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>>76143460
Baptists are hypocritic af and southern hospitality is a meme, Georgia is literally the only state where good old southern hospitality was present.
also fuck alabama fans. In every goddamn state there would be people wearing bama gear and yelling roll tide to each other.

I will concede that there is some god tier BBQ places inna south and New Orleans is the GOAT American city.

>>76143514
>southern hospitality is a meme
its really not though, i guess it depends where you go though. bama fans are super trashy obviously. georgia is based though, especially in the mountains

My stomach feels like it's going to explode. American food is no joke

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>>76143849
I know that feel very well

going for a run today. time to get back in shape so I can keep up with qts on court

>>76143324
Are there no decent shirts in Isner's size?

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dead thread?

>>76144841

only pass users can post now

The gook got rid of captcha

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>>76144844
ah yes

>>76144841
>>76144844
>owning a 4chan pass
re-evaluate your life m8s

test

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desd bosd

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can i post now ?

>>76145262
you can but you shouldn't

>>76145283
rude, lucky for you i'm on my way to a week long vacation so you won't be seeing the usual amount of posts from me

>>76144947
it's $20, I spend that much daily on food and cigs.

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>no lucie gf

>>76145489
>2017
>still falling for the tobacco jew

>>76145912
I'm trying to quit, man.

how long until we have a terrorist attack at RG?

>>76145987
1 day

>>76145987
Just wait until kerbe drops da bomb

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vika has made an appearance at RG. she's looking fitter/thinner than ever before

>>76146157
>plus dat insane hormone boost

Vika may win a major even this year.