its on cunts!
>the best centre and defenseman in the league are facing each other
Who will advance his team into the Stanley Cup finals?
For me, it's Erik Karlsson
>>76122212
IF snes can score first and play really really dirty they have a chance at winning this thing
Odds = Snes
Even = Pongs
>crosby
>his
I don't now if I can guarantee a Sens win tonight... too many overwhelming factors are in play for this game.
>>76122266
>Lemieux dubs
Fug
>>76122259
>>76122259
>>76122259
absolutely
anyone who doesn't want to have physical relations with this GOD of a man is just plain gay
gonna be a great game regardless of who wins
>>76122266
>double pongs
snes win
>>76122237
Neither. The whole game boils entirely on Anderson for the 4th game in a row.
>>76122274
shut the fuck up
>>76122266
THOSE NUMBERS
>>76122287
Kek is with the sens.
Go Bobby Ryan! Go former Ducks!
GAME 7
>>76122290
Odd number of replies to this post = Sens win
Even number of replies tot his post = Pens win
>>76122283
Well according to our lord and savior jesus christ we were all descendants of a dude and some dumb bitch.
Feels good man.
>>76122289
he'll crumbles under the pressure m8, you know it.
the pens had fuck all fight last game, they'll bring it this match, you watch.
sens will be out played in all areas.
3-1 penguins, all penguins goals on powerplays
bettman will phone it in from the owner's box, watch
>>76122339
It's hard to accept 50 shots as "fuck all fight"
>>76122266
full house with even dubs. that seals it. fagburgh gonna head to the stupor cup!
>>76122327
what about sub-replies ?? =D
>>76122343
>pens scoring on a pp
hahaha what?
youtube stream anyone?
>>76122343
I Believe it
>>76122344
>>76122355
I use this
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/hockey/29820/ottawa-senators-vs-pittsburgh-penguins-live-stream
Last 2 digits is gwg
>>76122349
too hard for me to tally up desu
i'll screencap the number of replies at the end of the game and see if the prediction is correct
Either
>all american stan lee bowl
Or
>meme stan lee bowl
Who /comfyasfuck/ here?
>>76122355
just use cbc
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/hockey-night-in-canada/senators-penguins-live-stream-desktop-1.4109890
>>76122372
But this isn't a youtube stream
>>76122371
that's a big poo
>>76122378
Reroll for
MEME
A
G
I
C
>>76122385
>>76122385
ACTUALLY Redwongsfag over here
/comfy/ as a MF
ottawa is fucking reddit as fuck
Just a friendly reminder the pongs are being carried by:
>Jake "I've been trained for this my whole life" Guentzel
>Matt "Who the fuck is Jagr" Cullen
>Phil "Honorary mention" Kessel
When is Pennsylvania even going to start caring about hokkei?
The game refpuck made
>>76122403
Methot. Dukes Crosby for a breakaway.
>>76122403
D-MAN GWG INCOMING
Will it be Maaaataaaaaa or Meth-Hot tho?
>>76122397
post pics of ur big poo kips
PENS WIN
>>76122423
Methot. Revenge from broken finger
>>76122266
Holy Lemieux dubs, thanks based anon!
>>76122327
Fuck the Senaturds.
>60 minutes on the ice tonight
>>76122397
for you
Oh fuck, i forgot to refresh my brwoser
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS GAME 7 BOYS
>>76122444
>>76122266
all these triple dubs for the pens. how can the sens even compete?
>jeff jimmerson
>>76122444
>t. Arjun the adamant Apple Leafs Fan
nice trips though
I hope there's no pizzaposting ITT tonight.
If you want a nice delicious 'za, first you must make it yourself.
>>76122471
This is how memes happen.
>>76122462
huh!?!?!?!?!?!
HOLY FUCK I'M SWEATING HARD INTO MY LITTLE BOYS PANTIES MY BUTT IS DRIPPING GAME FUCKING SEVEN WOWFJAOFIEAFUAF9UWAP09FAWU
GET HYPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyebAiI8Ixc
POST YOUR HOT DOGS TO HELP OUR LORD KESSEL
/ourguy/ going to the final round
>>76122471
>Malkin digits
looking for a youtube stream bruhs
>>76122487
Sweet lord, more Crosgod numbers.
I'm so sick of the shitposting, fellas. Let's have a good thread. One I could be proud to show my children when they ask me where I was when snes was memed on by pens
>this butchering of the anthem
>>76122487
>tumblr
literally kill yourself
who is this god damn singer
what the fuck is this shit shitsburgh
Sens win 3-1
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFF
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMERSOOOOOOOOON
Canada OUT!
>power outage at sens mile
>not expected to be resolved until 2AM
Downtown Ottawa bars BTFO
stop it karlsson im not gay
Shit singer
>>76122212
Jeff Jimerson sounds like a 2nd rate Simpsons character
>>76122509
at least it was all English =\
>>76122511
Jeff Jimmerson, how do you NOT know this man?
>>76122508
>telling your kids you posted on 4chan ever
>>76122505
>>>/reddit/
>>76122522
huh???
>>76122416
>carried by Cullen
Wat.
Holy shit can that guy even wake up at 7pm et to take a shower? It looks like he woke up in a Buick outside the Arena just so he can pay his fixer.
>>76122481
>Bill digits
>>76122487
I can't lie, those are great numbers
>>76122521
Thats okay they will miss a slaughter anyways most likely
>>76122521
Oh fuck
this anthem is shit
GAME SEVEN GAME HEAVEN
Senators
>>76122237
Best center and winger you mean
>>76122540
You'd go gay for this. Everyone would and you're lying if you'd say otherwise
>>76122544
Pittsburgh doesn't have showers or general hygiene
Are Canadians circumsized?
FIRST GOAL WINS 95% OF GAME 7'S
SCORE FIRST AND WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
The guy singing the national anthems was terrible
Bleeding ears/10
>sens are 0-5 in game 7, 1 loss away from setting a record
>canadian teams are 0-3 in conference final game 7s
>matt murray is 4-0 in the playoffs
fug
let's go sens!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4
>>76122557
Who you going for calibro?
>>76122510
>google.com
>sexy hot dogs
>click and save a few
kys for noticing you pleb
>>76122563
Just like nashville
>>76122508
Can you tell us when you head to the microwave to make him a grilled cheese? Ill need to release my shitposts then.
ottawa goals by period tonight
1-3-1
final score
5-2
>>76122566
75% according to CBC
>>76122522>>76122562
i wasn't gay either until i laid my lusty eyes on lord Karl
>tfw starting the game with the two GOAT anthems
Yuropoors blown out
>>76122562
Is he a Turkish rape baby?
>>76122562
i'm not gay tho
DAY OF RAKE BOYS
LEAF POSTERS PREPARE YOUR ANUS'S
>>76122565
no
protestants don't do that here
quebecers don't
asian immigrants don't
FUCK PITTSBURGH
>>76122480
Jesus this bitch is annoying, everybody knows asians don't tip the pizza delivery guy anyway
Will the snes goon it up tonight?
>>76122595
cowboy look is patrician style. if you say no you are a loser and a faggot
>>76122572
Pens (OT would be highly welcome)
>>76122583
oops type-o
>Karlsson and/or Methot not on the ice
>suddenly have trouble clearing their zone
Wew.
>>76122595
shut the fuck up
>I want the sens to win over Pittsburgh
>Trudeau supports the sens
>That quote comes to mind
So if the sens win, do the pens really win then?
>>76122616
WHAT THE FUCK IS DRUMPF'S PROBLEM?
must be nice to be a ref in playoffs. get paid to drop a puck couple times a night and blow the whistle for goals. dont have to call penalties or even step in when someone is punching or spearing another player.
>>76122617
The difference Karlsson makes is genuily scary
He's goat
go snes
fuck the pnes
did the commentator just say
>Kanata wall
>>76122629
>Sens
>1PP goal this series
Wew
E
W
>>76122629
>dont have to call penalties
ummm why do they do when there isn't one then sweaty x
>>76122626
He doesn't put up with eurocucks
>>76122629
>Being a ref is easy
Kys
>>76122616
>>76122626
KEK
look out faggot
Alpha male coming through
>>76122626
That's a strong leader in action - no time for fake handshakes
Would you SUCC this man's DICC for $100?
>>76122629
paid extremely well too, and you get to fuck with teams you dont like
>its another episode of the pongs get away with setting picks and interfere everywhere
is there ANY franchise out there more reliant on refpuck than shittsburgh?
What are we listening to during this game?
>>76122667
shut the fuck up
>faglin
>>76122675
The television
>>76122629
Genuily a terrible job
Haven't seen a playoff loss not being blamed on refs so far this year.. maybe aside from the Sharks raping Oilers..
How do people post on 4chan and watch hockey at the same time?
>>76122667
that's a lot but yes i'd pay it
>>76122667
no, you fucking shithead
just want one game without someone crying refpuck desu
>>76122675
Ur mum moaning my name
>>76122689
haha, cute ;-)
>>76122681
>you now remember when carl Haglin was a duck
>>76122685
Are you high?
We lost game 5 on our own.
Game 4 was a refpuck loss.
The refpuck just made game 5 even worse, but the Snes lost it even without that.
>>76122693
with the spanking the sens are about to receive there will be fucking howling.
>>76122688
laptop on the coffee table with the TV just beyond.
desu its hard to shitpost and watch the game at the same time
>>76122629
What should I go to first at World Waterpark? I want to get the best experience.
>>76122646
the sens arena is in Kanata, a part of Ottawa
>>76122694
jej
>>76122693
It's game 7. The league got all of the money they could squeeze out of this one.
anybody got a CBC yt stream?
sens on a good start
thank god
Ottawa getting fucking killed. Save them memes. SAVE THEM
>Anderson moving out of his crease
>We
>swedish commentators
>>76122688
i dont even watch the game until the 3rd period, and thats only if my team has a lead
so since im not reddit i will watch in the 3rd when the penguins are up 3 goals
>tfw the snes are only getting a shitty draft pick out of these playoffs
>>76122727
>Not listening to the Punjab broadcast
Shame
>>76122719
youtu.be/watch?v=NHLo02ieHJqStR3aM
>crysby wont sustain a career ending concussion this season
feels bad man
>tfw for some reason I always thought Matt Murray was American
I feel retarded now
>>76122733
is neon genesis worth watching? i hear a ton of hype and memes but have never actually seen it
>>76122727
what's so bad about them?
>>76122733
If they're smart, they should try to get someone like halak. Isles have a goalie backlog in the next few years
>>76122745
Yes. Until the last two episodes though. Those suck
>>76122495
>/ourguy/
Kek, that's funny
>>76122749
they're not canadian
>>76122745
i think you should watch this hockey game
>>76122745
Yes. Don't expect to understand it all. It's not really deep just confusing. Super good though
what is the ice made of? how do they paint lines on it?
>>76122745
its actually pretty good it goes pretty wacky in the movies but still enjoyable
>>76122745
It's pretty polarising, so just watch it and make up your own opinion about it
The protagonist is a huge pussy
Rei is better than Asuka
pens aren't looking their best desu
>>76122737
didnt work kippypoo
>>76122688
rate my shitposting setup
Digits and rust gets a clutch hatty
>>76122763
the paint is under the ice
>>76122765
Fuck you Asuka best girl 20 years running
>>76122763
They paint them on after a first coat of ice, then put another layer of water on, and freeze it. Look at "how it's made"
>10 minutes
>no stoppage
wtf?
i ahve to pee!!!
B L O C K
L
O
C
K
>>76122771
>not 90% zoom
>>76122756
canadians are boring and stupid
some idiot actually called a delay of game "puck over the glass penalty" last time i watched a canadian stream, no thanks
Jesus Christ that action
heres what im having for dinner tonight
what do you guys think of it?
>>76122783
Why do no NHL coachs wear hoodies like Bill Belichick?
>>76122751
>>76122754
>>76122762
>>76122764
>>76122765
thanks bruhs, will give a look in a bit
>>76122760
am watching, no bully kipkip
I thought the sens were supposed to be boring
should i watch cbc stream or nbcsn?
>>76122765
Rei is literally the worst.
>>76122565
No, we even made fin of the one guy in middle school who was circumsized. We called hi "alien head" because we thiught circumsized dick heads were purple and bulbous
>>76122805
because they have class
>>76122804
>patrician food
Well played anon
>>76122805
Because they are trying to look like professionals and not autists.
>>76122812
cbc
>>76122812
How much do you like Pierre???
Sens.
>>76122771
>not having two monitors, 1 for game, 1 for shit posting.
kys
>>76122812
cbc
>>76122812
CBC; Don Cherry's banter is worth it
>>76122565
thankfully no
schlomo doesn't brand us at birth here
>>76122812
cbc for sure, nbcsn is dogshit
>>76122804
>filet-o-fish
>>76122812
cbc honestly
>>76122812
CBC, no doubt
Coach's corner in the 1st intermission too on CBC, always good
>>76122825
sens will win
you gotta believe bro
>>76122804
Fat fuck
>>76122565
Only US and Israel regularly circumcize to my knowledge
>>76122808
Sens games are usually better when tied.
>ottawa's fourth line
>>76122804
you're fucking retarded
you have a jr mcchicken and a mcdouble but oyu DON'T make a macgangbang?
are you stupid?
fuck off retart
>>76122849
I dont even know what that dogshit it. Jokes on you
>>76122821
>muh class
Literally always autistically yelling. Not very classy
so many streams got shut down jesus
>>76122856
please do not post worst girl in this thread. thank you
>>76122829
Is there any genuin hockey scene in Australia?
A pro league?
>>76122771
>he only has one monitor
homo/10
>>76122856
>Islanders fourth line before Martin left
Today, we are all Senators
Is an /horse/ an /hoc/??
SHOTS 4-2 SENS
THIS IS A BORING GAME
LESS THAN 10 SHOTS THIS PERIOD AND IT'S ALMOST OVER
>>76122867
Fuck you nigger. You probably like the NEET. Or even worse, groo
>>76122480
that's a buff bernie voter.
>>76122771
>no isocam on murray
>>76122879
DEUS VULT
>>76122868
yeah there is the AIHL
>yfw we even get imports from canada/usa
>they must be terrible or just wanting a shitty paid holiday job
>>76122812
cbc
nbcsn is trash outside of san jose
>>76122870
desu kulemin is a far better player than martin
THE FIRST FEMALE COACH IN THE MLS
Fuck Shittsburg. I'll root for the (((leaf))) team this time.
>>76122771
>one monitor
Penguins lose in OT on an own goal
>>76122911
boing
>>76122879
the fuck i am
>>76122804
I can tell by that picture that your life is very depressing
>>76122902
do they get laid and paid well?
>>76122911
how come MLS is more diverse than the NHL?
we need female coaches, or at least assistant coaches
>>76122911
>liking fagball.
neck yourself
>>76122911
guaranteed story arc where she fucks a player
GUARANTEED
>A woman will never hoist the stanley cup
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
>my sheckleberg sir its been 2 minutes and we havent run a commercial
>>76122865
Weird, the stream I get through my cable company is working fine.
>>76122902
That's pretty neat, had a hard time imagining a scene for hockey in Australia
Getting paid to play hockey in Australia doesn't sound all too bad desu
>>76122908
Kulemin was decent, but Martin helped out the islanders 4th line so much, especially in the playoffs and that game 6. Too bad he went to Toronto and went into shit
>>76122911
Pffft
>>76122926
i'll get diverse with you any day if you know what i mean
>>76122931
Nou regrats
Rolling for a Final Battle between Canada and the South
>>76122902
dunno about laid, i'm not gay. as for paid, yeah they do i think, i assume not well though since the league is tiny. just face book the league.
>>76122932
3 breaks per period lad, no matter what
>icecommercial
>>76122926
That's a stupid idea
>>76122931
actually someone did
>>76122931
>2009 & 2016
>>76122955
>stupid
How so? A woman can run a PP or a PK, or even be the video guy in the back.
Or a trainer. There might be female trainers, I know there are female speed coaches.
>>76122958
cheeky
>>76122939
yeah, martin was money in the playoffs. 4th line that year was definitely the most consistent, i would have wanted to have kept martin but $2.5mil per is just way too much.
i thought kulemin looked much better this past season though. always had a soft spot for him, dude is a super hard worker and great defensively. literally never quits on a play
Am I the only one who wants Pens vs Preds?
>>76122931
Explain this
>NBC faggot constantly making baseball pitching references
GOD DAMNIT NBC YOU'RE RUINING MY IIMMERSION YOU FAGGOTS
>that non-call on the interference on Pageau
Slowly but surely, refpuck rears its ugly head.
>>76122972
The only PK a woman can run is Subban
>>76122980
yes.
>>76122981
bring this colour scheme back
>>76122980
>am i the only one who likes cocks?
ftfy and yes you are
>>76122981
delete this
Which one of these teams is more Halalâ„¢?
>>76122972
they have little to no relevant experience outside of skating where they are great. woman's hockey is MILES below mens, they regularly get absolutely crushed by major-junior boys teams.
>>76122980
yes
PP incoming faggots!
>>76122987
if you think the refs are going to call anything but brutal fucking murder in game 7 you're not very observant.
WELL LOOK WHO JINXED IT
>>76122926
>Forcing """""gender diversity"""""
Don't be retarded Kip
Why look at gender exclusively, and not hire the ones most competent? There are female skating coaches and so on around
Reminder that Sweden is the _BEST_ _TEAM_ in the _WORLD_ right now.
>>76122990
oh i get it
3/5 = .60
.77>.60
PEFRUCK
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F
R
U
C
K
>>76122565
I am from quebec and have indeed been branded on my pp by the jews
SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP SNES PP
>>76122985
>watching a cuck network that doesn't know shit about nhl
hmm
>snes pp
2 more goalless mins inc
LET THE REFPUCK BEGIN
>>76123015
Thanks for this reminder. I was starting to forget.
>>76122987
>cries refpuck
>gets a penalty
hm really makes you think
>>76122978
Kulemin should play more against boston. He likes to beat tuuka
>>76122980
I wouldn't care for whoever makes it, but Nashville and Pittsburgh would be great. Ottawa and Nashville would comfy as fuck though
ALPHA AS FUCK
>that Geoff Molson beer commercial
>a Molson commercial with white people and only one black guy
what the fuck is going on here
>REFPUCK
>>76123015
is lundpads the greatest hairline of all time?
>COMMERCIAL BREAK IN PROGRESS
>>76123042
Wanna trade him for Cuckdeau? Please.
I believe that the Sens will win.
>>76123003
You don't have to be a good player to be a good coach.
Women don't have to be good at hockey to teach how systems work.
>>76123012
This is a good post. If women are capable of running systems, they should definitely be looked at.
>>76123045
black people don't drink beer
>>76122911
Hockey is the only thing CBC is good at.
>>76123015
Congratulations, my Swedish friend!
:3
>>76123038
refs browse /sp/ didn't you know?
Pens will get a cheap one too, worry not refpuck fags
>dump puck in
>pittsburgh gets puck
>sends it back down the ice
>pittsburgh maybe gets a scoring chance
>repeat
Ottawa PP summed up
>that fucken nothing call
refpuck is in boys, bettman wants the sens to win
>>76123059
That's where you're wrong nigger.
>>76123059
They do but only 40s
terrible call!!
>>76123042
absolute madman
>>76123070
>Rags power play
>>76123038
never underestimate the power of HIM
>>76123076
>malt liquor
>>76123076
malt liquor isn't beer
>>76123073
malt liquor doesn't count LeQuanBraMontay
>>76123096
Big baller?
>>76123078
Can't tell if pic is after or during a game...
>>76123056
you generally do have to play to coach though, pretty much all coaches have come from some environment with high level hockey. there is no such environment for women.
>>76123042
LOLOL
>>76123078
based
but he's fat and a cripple
>Pierre McGuire SEETHING
>>76123096
post pics
>>76123096
enjoy your AIDS m8
>more bad calls
hahahaha the refpuck in FULL FORCE tonight
>>76123096
I'm into fat chicks. You lucky.
Power play? More like pooperplay
>>76123042
>tfw you'll never be within even 50 miles of Donald Trump and his dripping machismo
>>76123087
>bettjew decimating his own ratings
you're delusional
he knows snes PP is toothless. this call was only so he could give some phantom makeup penalty to the pongs to fix the game
More like Snes McCauley
REFPUCK
>>76123096
>fat chicks
only good for practice desu
>>76123096
How THICC is she?
Before the Empire can face the Rebellion we must first dissolve the Senate.
It is our destiny.
This really is refpuck. Jesus Christ.
>>76123115
>tfw 6'4
feels great man
Why is a Sun Bel city like Nashville unironically a better hockey town than a Canadian city like Ottawa?
>a ketchup ad on the board
for what reason
What a remarkable final.
Essentially Canafags vs Actualfags vs Southfags.
I really want to lose weight but can't stop drinking 12+ beers a night
I tried switching to liquor but I end up just drinking more
dead board.
>ottawa outshooting pittsburgh 5-3
seriously? Feels like Ottawa is getting killed
>>76123171
Are you that fucking uncultured?
>>76123157
does height matter to sheep?
>>76123096
hope she gets pregnant and doesn't abort and you end up with a fat kid who you gotta pay for.
>>76123157
6'2 here, we truly are blessed
>>76123178
nothing to shitpost about
>>76123157
weight/build?
play some hockey
>>76123162
Ottawa is only filled with government employees, who are not canadian, and somalians and arabs, who are not canadian.
Also the arena is in a dofferent fucking timezone from the actual city.
>>76123157
She wants shorter guys judging by her comments. So she's probably like 5' and doesn't want to stand on a stool to kiss a guy
>Sweden
>histroire
Tabarnak.
COACH'S CORNER
O
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>>76123157
it really does lad. took me a while to realize how great an asset it is desu
>>76123173
very hard to lose weight while drinking heavily lad unless you do assloads of cardio everyday, which is hard when you are hungover
>>76123196
I do play ice hockey here,
>tfw your country is ranked 37th overall in the world and no one from your country has ever played in the nhl
That's a cool version of Paint it Black
>>76123190
>fat parent = fat kid
that's not how genetics work
>>76123187
i bet you dip your rare steaks in ketchup
wots hockey m80s?
>>76123162
Nashville is full of authentic good ol' white Americans, no surprise they've taken to hokkei
First for Cherry calling Hoffman bush league
>scoreless draw
KEK
still tied; advantage Sens
>>76123117
>>76123225
S O O N
O
O
N
Just a friendly reminder the pongs are being carried by:
>Jake "I've been trained for this my whole life" Guentzel
>Matt "Who the fuck is Jagr" Cullen
>Phil "Honorary mention" Kessel
When is Pennsylvania even going to start caring about hokkei?
>Pierre
>NBCSN SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING about pongoons not getting a PP
Dare I say it?
Is this REFPUCK?
>>76123173
i know alcoholics who drink that much (or even more) and they are as skinny as a rail. i don't get it.
maybe it's cuz they don't eat much or its their genetics
>>76123247
>expecting anything less from the trapsters
Pierre assblasted
>Comfy Coach's corner coming
Nothing beats 1st intermission on CBC
>>76123096
B I GA
L
L
E
R
>even the announcers are saying how these refs are fucking garbage
Dude literally mugged Crosby but they'll make that pathetic slashing call?
What happens if game 7 ends in a tie?
How does Kessel have a double chin at 205lbs but I'm 5'10 240 and still don't have one?
>>76123198
So why did they build the arena in kaleta instead of Ottawa?
>>76123162
Behold the Fangerang, and despair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz7SlP3FiM4
>>76123239
you're a dumb cunt.
fat parents eat poorly. you think the kid is going to be up cooking healthy food for himself? no. he's going to eat the garbage his parents eat, and get fat.
>thanks for proving your useless fat cunt
>20 minutes has elapsed
>10 total shots
BOOO@@@
>>76123258
post body pics man we want to see the thicc butt
>>76123280
sudden death shootout
>>76123173
Same exact problem, but thankfully I don't have a terrible weight problem since I end up eating a lot less.
But as that other anon said, forget about losing weight if you drink. Even if you cut back to something like only 3 beers a night, and shit like bud light or something, that's still about 500 calories.
>>76123258
KEKKKK
good work
beat those cheeks
>>76123258
>fat chick name
>fat chick eyebrows
>fat chick close up photo
checks out
>>76123262
whos that anon?
>>76123276
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
21 Thunder
Does the chick fuck the main soccer player who is white or a minority side character?
>>76123280
shootout numbnuts
>>76123258
She's into anal, no doubt
Enjoy Amerifriend
>>76123258
Wouldntfuckbutwouldletsuckmydick/10
>>76123157
>tfw when 6'4" 250 but 0 pussy because autismal as fuck.
None of you guys voted for Trump, right?
well I'm not drinking Moosehead anymore
>>76123288
it's about proportions, you dumb shitposter
if the kid don't eat the same portions, they don't get fat
i get junk food all the time cuz i don't cook and i'm skinny
>>76123280
Sens and pens take on Nashville together
>>76123279
Cuntsby literally chopped off a guys finger but there's no call?
>>76123282
He has a chin to begin with
>>76123270
acloholics literally do not eat
>>76123274
>Nothing beats 1st intermission on CBC
OT on CBC
>>76123104
>>76123117
>>76123123
>>76123127
>>76123146
>>76123148
Can you really get more (You)s for shitty bait than /hoc/ bait?
Sad!
>>76123157
>tfw 6'4 blue eyed Swede
>>76123299
nathan walker. got your flag wrong though, thought you were poopeestralia for a second
>>76123316
y its a good commercial
Chevy should be genocided
>>76123298
fat fucking face. just overlooked that one
>>76123309
I didn't vote at all. Just prefer to let my fellow Americans sink the fucking ship of their own accord. They'll never hold politicians accountable REGARDLESS of their party affiliation, so why bother?
>>76123280
they melt the ice and the game goes to penalty kicks
>>76122804
>friends
must be nice
>all those empty seats in the lower bowl during a game 7 of the ECF
jesus christ
>>76123115
Is 6'1 considered small?
>>76123307
you must be a lanklet
>>76123329
proof... NOW!
>someone actually thought this was a good idea
>>76123284
did any of these people give a shit about the preds before this years playoffs?
>>76123330
you got my hopes up for nothing anon, thanks.
>>76123157
yeah but thats upside down height so does it really count?
FINALLY
a non-alcoholic beer that actually tastes like beer
>>76123318
how are you cunts this dumb? you think fat parents know good portion sizes? THEY'RE FAT PARENTS. they have no idea about food/heatlh.
chances are, fat parents make fat kids.
>>76123356
Is that a Canadian funeral? They all look really depressed.
>>76123330
he's a manlet that sucks in the AHL. his only skill is trying to hit and fight but he's too small to do that in the nhl
>>76123157
>tfw 5'6
they call me he ye cannae see
>>76123280
The greatest overtime ever
>>76123369
Fucking finally
>>76123352
It's slightly taller than average
>>76123148
Admittedly not my right thicc.. I like big floppy titties and she is fat but not busty. But I get to nut in her pussy so that's cool.
We fucked last weekend
>>76123327
Isn't bait tho
>>76123270
alcohol suppresses the appetite
>>76123282
because he's at least 215 with boobs and a gut
>>76123331
all the flags on that multicultural bottle should be genocided
>>76123373
Its leafs relater so probably
>>76123356
>Canada's boyfriend
I miss strombo.
His skin got too dark, though.
I liked him when his skin was lighter.
>>76123336
i did, but it was self-evident anyways. desu i just cannot get past a fat fucking face, like looking at a pig
>>76123374
>he sucks
perfect for the caps
>>76123361
No chance in hell. I work in a sports bar in the southern U.S. and every Preds game I'm seeing brand new Subban jerseys with creases still in the sleeves. Never even seen a Nashville fan before the last two weeks.
>>76123386
POST BODY
>>76123280
Team willing to decapitate the most of their own players gets the W
>tfw in the washroom when Don comes on
FUCK
>>76123282
how are you 240 at 5'10"?
are you super ripped?
>>76123407
no, your height bro
>swedes
>blue eyes
no shit
>>76123207
No way this is real
>>76123270
>>76123324
I've gone entire days without eating. Puking carbonated water is pretty interesting. But ya alochol has just as many calories as protein so stopping makes your digestive tract do strange things.
>>76123309
I worked on the campaign, and our team was credited with winning the state of Michigan for him...
>>76123387
>t. teenager who's never been drunk
booze makes you crave giant greasy ass shit
Kessel BTFO
>>76123424
I don't have any pictures of myself desu
LMAO grapes raggin on BILL
>>76123430
pretty sure its real, Pepper spray is illegal in cucked countries like sweden god forbid some one defends them selves against the religion of peace
>>76123408
No nudes my friend. We just fucked, didn't exchange pics and the like and she doesn't have body pics on Tinder (because you know, fat etc)
>>76122212
off topic but why did teams drop their alternate jerseys years ago?
>>76123444
have you met Trump?
>>76123173
I have been working on losing since late February, my progress has slowed though largely because of drinking, still hovering around 210. Sens kept making it further which led to me wanting to celebrate game nights by drinking more often.
Swearing off hat shit for now, just gonna do 1 bottle of white wine on the weekend every second weekend.
>>76123411
>>76123280
King Solomon calls for the Stanley Cup to be brought out and offers to cut it in half. The one that would rather save the cup and give it to the other team deserves it more, but won't get it and should stop being a big ol pussy
holy shit usa just got btfo
i feel so small rn
Don dun gone crazy
Don calling out Ron and mocking him
Based Grapes
>AMERICANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>Phil Kessel is lazy and too silly
I love Don
Kessel btfo by base cherry
jesus christ Don
BASED DON SHOOTING ON YANKS
>DON CHERRY'S RON MACLEAN SISSY BITCH VOICE
TOP KEK!!!
>AMERICANS ARE DIVERS AND WHINERS, CANADIANS AREN'T LIKE THAT... KIDS, DON'T BE LIKE THEM!
AMERICANS BTFO!!!
anyone watching on console?
got a stream?
>>76123473
Don's bringing the heat, hollly shit
The press will have a field day tomorrow.
why is kessel so fat??
americunts SAVAGED by some old canuck
>>76123430
It is but it was in Denmark
>>76123479
>>76123472
how are you cunts getting a canadian stream?
>tfw americans just got BTFO by Grapes
Is Crosby the Lebron of this hockey generation?
holy shit there is only one true don in north america and he sits beside ron maclean
How will Amerifats ever recover?
That Blank Space commercial is pure kino
>He's a great little guy
don on the warpath, based coaches corner does it again
>Cherry ripping Kessel a new one
fucking kek
>>76123490
watching on my Switch lad
>FAT, FAGGOTY PHIL KESSEL
>AMERIFATS
BEE TEE EFF OH
>>76123430
https://www.rt.com/news/330264-denmark-girl-rapist-fine/
>>76123497
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/6dd5kt/game_thread_senators_at_penguins_800_pm_et/
>Inb4 you have to go le back XDDD
>>76123351
>posting this during halftime
Would Conf(etti) make you watch the Con(ference) finals more?
GOOD
OL
ONTARIO
BOYS
>>76123503
No, because Crosby is actually good.
RON E X P O S E D AS LILLY ASS HIPPIE LOVIN' EVERYBODY AND YOU KNOW
Ladies and gentlemen, your Ottawa Senators MVP
>don cherry not in the Order of Canada
>ron maclean not in the Order of Canada
>cassie campbell is
>michael ignatieff is
Canada joke country
>>76123466
of course
>>76123509
speaking of manlets,
>pic related
>>76123517
stream? im trying to watch on my one
THANK
THE
LORD
>>76123173
Here's the bad news: you're an alcoholic. Here's the good news: some of the greatest men in history have also been alcoholics.
The solution is simple: just define your masculinity by your ability to avoid drinking a dozen beers a night. One month from now, I want you to be drinking 11 beers a night instead of 12.
what do you guys thank the lord for?
>>76123521
newfag
He's 83 years old. He literally won't be alive by 2021.
Just remember that Leaf scum
>>76123535
>Order of Canads
just accept knighthoods you mongs
>>76123496
Wouldn't surprise me
A woman recently shared pictures of a guy who exposed himself to her underage daugther, in public, on Facebook to try and find him
She's facing a hefty fine
Our system is fk'd
>>76123444
Nice, when did you get the feeling you had a chance there?
that was one of the best don cherry episodes i've ever seen
>>76123546
Marchie isn't a manlet. He is two goblins in a human suit.
>>76123569
yep
>>76123547
meatspin.com
>>76123557
i think we have to give up canadian citizenship to be knighted or something like that. it's bullshit desu.
>>76123552
That Hillary isn't president.
>>76123509
lil guys aren't that great
>>76123569
He never disappoints
>tfw he's probably not doing coache's corner in 5 or so yrs
>no hockey after this for 3 (three) days
WHAT DA FUG
BASED don
>>76123585
Thanks anon, great quality
>>76123552
this bountiful penis
>>76123544
whats he like?
>>76123590
doubt that, Canada is still a common wealth country like NZ and Aus, so can still be knighted by the queen/governor general
>>76123590
that's not a rule
jean just hated conrad black
>>76123599
>cassie campbell replaces him
>>76123569
This
Don Cherry would say Lidstrom isn't even in the top 10 best defencemen.
I hope he dies on air.
don cherry is a true canadian patriot. real inspirational segment tonight tbqh
libshits already outraged over based cherry
>>76123600
Well be grateful anon, after the cup theres no hockey a few months.
let's not forget ron btfo of this snore fest
>two games in a row that your jacket has been the most exciting part of the first period
>>76123635
All time he isn't
>>76123494
>you will never be a fat lazy sports athlete paid millions
why even live
>>76123623
It's illegal to hold a foreign title in Canada, even from the UK
Don Cherry is a national treasure. He insulted reddits golden boy so it's a pretty funny shit show over there.
>>76123552
That I snagged a good job somehow that pays me 39k for 37.5 hours a week when literally 2 months ago I was the night manager at Domino's
>>76123494
Because he can be
man i hate this, i get free cable but NBCSN is a "premium" channel
just put on USA or CNBC you filthy kikes, this is why the NBA always wins the ratings yet has the shittest product
>>76123547
isitchristmas.com
I cant believe they made hockey three quarters to put in more commercials
>>76123679
>quarters
>>76123654
well it wouldnt be foreign??? she IS the queen of canada
>>76123667
Should pay for cable, youd get the good stuff poorfag
>>76123619
I found him to actually be a great listener, or at least he appeared to really care. Strong handshake. Only got like 6 mins with him, but I truly believe he is an honest dude with a good heart. Still not sure if this will equate to effective governing. He needs a better inner circle (less family) and a chief of staff that he can trust.
>>76123497
http://www.nhlstream.net/ottawa-senators-live-stream/
>>76123552
I used to ask him for snow days but that never worked on nights I actually prayed. Now I just ask him to save me from my mental health issues.
No answers so far.
Is 5'11" at 18 manlet tier?
Wait they are they going the opposite ways, why dont they just switch camera sides to keep it from being confusing
>>76123703
http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/nickle-resolution/
>>76123751
because then the feed would be upside down you dummy
>>76123703
>In 1919 Canada adopted the Nickle Resolution, which requested that the reigning monarch no longer bestow knighthoods, baronetcies or other titles upon Canadians.
Bullshit IMO
Pongs better get that first goal
>>76123800
does a picture of her still hang in every military base?
>>76123751
t. Preds fan
stil no goal
>>76123841
I would assume so, considering that she's still the commander in chief of the armed forces
>>76123841
Yes. We even have a giant mace in parliament. That has some connection to the monarchy
>>76123720
>honest dude with a good heart
what do canadians eat for breakfast?
>>76123953
I eat a bagel
>>76123953
bananas and coffee.
>>76123953
Bagged ham
>>76123953
Oatmeal here
>>76123953
I have oatmeal with dino eggs
fuck you it tastes good
>>76123953
I recently found out they had maple syrup flavored bagels. It's quite good and not too sweet. Goes great with cream cheese.
>>76123953
A disappointing variety of """""bacon"""""
>>76124053
I'm 12 btw.
>>76123953
Crêpes with fresh fruit and maple syrup
>>76124078
>>76124110
>>76124029
>>76124032
>>76123996
sounds delicious desu
>>76124081
We eat more belly bacon (the regular stuff) than back bacon (aka Canadian bacon)
>>76124094
us twitch tards right xDD
no copy pasta !! ha!!
next goal wins
>>76124029
Entirety of grade 12 would only have a banana and a glass of milk for breakfast
>>76124176
FUCK
SUCK ON THAT ONE SENS + PENS HATERS
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ETERNAL TIE
WHAT THE FUCK
dubs and snes win in ot
>>76123204
Most short dudes have a complex and will 100% go down on you
Looked offside desu but I wouldn't have challenged that either.
>>76123204
you need to learn how to read m8. she wants someone SHE looks UP to. not down on.
>>76124179
It's quick and the atheist's nightmare. A double positive.
>>76124388
Peanut butter and banana sandwich is the ultimate fedora-crusher