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>>76121267
This is the thread.
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Coral Springs
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Coral spergs
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>>76121267
Fucking pedophile. Don't you know your waifu gives Dana blowjobs on the reg. Fuck off wmma nerd
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We have to choose between Schaub and Baby Cynthia?

Jesus Christ heem
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squad up nigga.
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>>76121181
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>>76121181
this thread was first
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>>76121181
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>>76121337
This guy is the scat spammer.

If we don't use his thread he will begin to spam.

Prepare now.
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>>76121317
Literally the worst general on /sp/
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>>76121267
>>76121283
>state of (You)
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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Cirkunov
Sobotta vs Saudners
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson
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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Circunov
Sobotta vs Saudners
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson
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>>76121369
Gus
Misha
Ben
Razak
Taleb
Nicholson
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>>76121369
Gus
Oezdemir
Saunders
Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson
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>>76121369
Gustaffson
Cirnukov
Sobotta
Akhmedov
Taleb
Hermansson
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Anyone else glad that Pettis vs Moreano is headline the mexico card? It's nice to see the UFC making an effort to help out the FW division
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Be careful old washed up hues

https://twitter.com/SporTV/status/867835102520365057/video/1
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>>76121380
>it's the autist who doesnt goof picks trying to shit up another thread
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>>76121380
Gustafsson
Circunov
Saudners
Razak Alhassan
Enkamp
Hermansson
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>>76121369
Gus
Cirk
Killa B
Razak
Taleb
Nicholson
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>>76121369
Phil Davis
Alex Nicholson
Chris Wade
Santiago Ponzibnibbioo
Jon Jones
Jake O'Brien
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>>76121414
>>76121430
get a life
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>>76121430
Nobody cares about spergs on an anonymous image board

Just making yourself look like a goof
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>>76121447
If i pulled off those seeds would you die?
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>>76121392 #
Reminder that a Lenny has called out Cormier but D.C. Is too shook to respond

@8:45

https://youtu.be/B1mVbcy27yo
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>>76121369
Rumble
Killa B
Gustaffsson
Mighty Mouse
Pettis
Smolka
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>>76121369
Gus
who
who
who
who
who
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>>76121465
>shitting up his picks because people ignored your bullshit (You)-bait bullshit
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>>76121380
Gus
Volkan
Saunders
Abdul Razak
Taleb
Joker
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what other generals do you post in and what other sports do you guys follow?
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/heem/inder
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>>76121369
Rashad Evans
Fabio Maldonado
Darren Elkins
Chas Skelly
Viktor Pesta
Kamaru Usman
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>>76121486
The only sport I follow is this one. I'm a fan of the Patriots because of how white they are and I watch their games on occasion but I am not really a football 'fan'.
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>>76121486
trust me, they don't know shit about any other sports, and they don't know much about mma, either.

these threads are becoming horrible.
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friendly heeminder
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>>76121486
/nba/
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Why is heem filled with cookie cutter porno addicts?
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>>76121486
Nowhere. Too much anime for my taste

Only /fit/ and occasionally /tv/
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>>76121486
/OPT/ all day
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UFC Women's Strawweight Angela Magana, joins Chael to explain what exactly happened between her & Cris Cyborg at the UFC Athlete Retreat, she talks about building a gym in Puerto Rico, and Angela reaffirms that she would like challenge Cyborg to a grappling match.

https://www.podcastone.com/episode/Angela-Your-Majesty-Magana-1732388
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>>76121542
you should be more worried about avoiding your citizens arrest calendarnigger
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>>76121542
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Angela magna = wgaf

She is going to be cut from the UFC after her next fight. Literally only mandrama fans are giving her attention right now. She is still as irrelevant as ever as a fighter.
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>>76121561
you better buy more ammo
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>>76121573
really because i personally have performed three
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>>76121573
like a give a shit you fucking zilch how many guns do you even own?
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>>76121581
>>76121591
>5'4 trying to arrest a grown ass man
RESPECT MUH AUTHORITA
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>>76121591
The only thing you daily carry is other men's dicks.
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>>76121581
I've performed 4

Serious business
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>>76121605
sure
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>>76121606
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>>76121606
christ almight even calendarnigger is funnier than that i swear to christ i literally do not care bro say something stupid like that agaiiiiiiiiin
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>>76121608
4???? wow that truly is impressive
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when do we get fresh embeddeds
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calendarnigger has a 4chan pass
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What do you think, /heem/?
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>everyone that doesnt like me is one person
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>>76121630
post them with a time stamp
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>>76121630
no but stealing ones not an issue
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Saw a video in previous thread about "crazy" american bouncers beating everybody up. Here's some russian bouncers.
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fuck this I'm done
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>>76121630
youre not even strong enough to lift one up docknigger
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>>76121658
no fuck you
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Really hate going for a run because I don't like everyone staring at me and sometimes I gas really quickly. So I started running at 1am but got a bit put off because a bunch of guys started on me for no reason, it's weird I've fought in a cage before but the idea of fighting on concrete in pitch black is terrifying, also if theres multiple people..
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>>76121656
Forgot a link
https://youtu.be/CkSg_9j3FY0
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Goodbye /heem/.

There are much better forums with actual MMA discussion.

There is 0 MMA discussion.
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>>76121676
good riddance
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>>76121676
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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>>76121676
you say this every single thread calendarnigger i know its you say hello to statist prisons soon scumbag
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>>76121688
>statist prisons
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>>76121669
DO NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO TO YOU

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO TO HIM MY FRIEND
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>>76121670
suckerpunching third world scum
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>>76121669
i don't get what you mean did some chavs try to rob you or something
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>>76121701
i'll track him down and i'll hand him over to you in an undisclosed location
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Calendarnigger is a lovely name
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>>76121669
They probably just were looking at you wondering why you were running at 1am
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>>76121704
literally not 3rd world lol
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>>76121704
Not advocating them. Hopefully, they would got what they deserved - being buried somewhere.
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>>76121735
Dat hint of cameltoe
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Do unto others /heem/ bros
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Could Yoel have waited for titleshot? I think UFC forced the interim fight just to get gegard and rockhold on board.
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>>76121778
what's with her teeth? she never smiles??
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>>76121707
yeah im sure those latrines were lovely you fucking zero
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remember when Conor was meant to fight Cole Miller? How would that fight have gone?

We already know Conors knock out power doesn't work on anyone over 5'9 and Cole Miller is pretty experienced.
Cole could have been Nate
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>>76121803
are you retarded?
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>>76121781
>Friendship: the most beautiful thing in the world
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>>76121792
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>>76121764
That's why i hate new weigh-ins - all girl "fighters" are always in sweatpants. SAD!
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>>76121830
>cowboy has a better looking face
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>>76121843
He has a better face than a lot of girls.
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Quite the ruckus today hmmm?

He's coming
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>>76121843
cowboy is pretty desu
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>>76121713
>>76121733
I was jogging past and they shouted hey kid (they where chavs but like 30 years old)

I said what and one of them goes you want to fight bro and the other 3 just start laughing. I should of just kept running but for some reason I started talking with them, eventually one pulled out a small hammer and started threatening me with it. I started trying to act tough and said "What the fuck are you going to do" and all this shit and luckily they just called me a wanker then they walked off.
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>>76121843
Cowboy is Cute!
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>>76121883
>eventually one pulled out a small hammer and started threatening me with it.
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>>76121843
Im not gay but....

Cowboy Cerrone!!!

YUM
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>>76121863
who is coming
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>>76121817
Tell me one thing that's wrong with my post
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>>76121914
post the cynthia heads
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>>76121932
>to bad
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>>76121843
Cowboy Cerrone is fucking YUM man shut the fuck up
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>>76121883
>one pulled out a small hammer and started threatening me with it.
>My sides when

>>76121922
Was thinking of this. Those fucking sounds, man. You can clearly hear bone being broken.
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>>76121908
I thought it was a knife at first and shit myself but a hammer isn't quite as bad. That said if he had hit me with it I could have ended up like one of those liveleak videos where someones getting the head stomped by a bunch of drunks until they're brain damaged

>>76121932
>>76121942
I'm trying to type quick on a phone I aint gonna spell check it cucks

>>76121843
good looking dude but bad hairline
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COWBOY CERRONE!!!!!!!
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If I was a woman, not just a man imagining if he was a woman, Cowboy would be in my top 10 for sure. So would Garbrandt and Conor.
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>>76121843
donald cerrone

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!
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>>76121977
COWBOY!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>76121803
>Colin - Conor - Colin - whatever
I don't think Miller is quite the same stylistic foil Diaz is, he doesn't box as well and can't match that insane workrate. Pretty sure Goobs cold grind out a decision.
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>>76121987
>Garbrandt
Hot garbage.

>Not Rockhold
>The #1 P4P more handsome fighter on the planet
What a fag, lad. No offense.
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>>76121972
What kind of clothing do you run in?

Should get a pair of these to keep the bullies away:
https://www.amazon.com/Soffe-197V-SR459A01-Large-Mens-Running-ShortNavyMED/dp/B003AU5W3W

Our military use them.
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>>76121990
>I thought to bongs spoke
retard
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>>76121991
are you gonna post the cynthia heads or what?
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>>76122008
See, that's where you're wrong. I said if I was an actual woman. Rockhold is a man imagining himself as a woman response. Women are more attracted to guys like Conor and Cody.
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Sexiest fighters from an objective hetero male perspective

Cowboy, Cody, Conor (if he showers which i heard he doesnt), Jon, Rumble, Ngannou, Stipe, Gustafsson, the Camozzis, Masvidal, Woodley, TJ, Condit, Yoel, Rockhold, Ramsey Nijem, Kevin Lee, Gastelum,
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Miesha's sister is a cute
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>>76121990
>>blaming spellcheck for "would of"
I said I'm not going to spell check, implying I'm not going to proof read. Not implying I was using spell check. If I am sending a text I use of
>>76122033
HOWLING
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>>76121267
bucholz is fucking her already you pedo loser, get cucked
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>>76122008
he needs to shave wtf

I've never seen clean shaven rockhold not gonna lie

he looks so much better
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>>76122044
Damn. Find her intagram and snapchat now.
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>>76122042
also Shogun and Stun Gun
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>>76122042
the state of this taste
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>>76122063
This!!!
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>>76121267
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>>76121631
Huge if true, wonder how he will do, hope he heems some of these fucking amateurs
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Prime JLB was probably a pussy destroyer
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>>76122037
>Women are more attracted to guys like Conor and Cody.
Luke's like 191cm tall and has a arguably the best body in MMA considering his height.

That whole "When his height starts with 6" meme is real, senpai.

>>76122057
For sure, with those facial aesthetics he should drop the beard.

>>76122063
>Jouban
Disgusting.
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>>76122042
Lol I remember when Conor faced off with Aldo and Aldo pipes up in broken english "TAKE A SHOWER!"
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Whats funny about a hammer?
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so is cody no love heems official boy after he held down the set last night on TUF? he looked so cool i cant help but be a fan.
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>>76122103
Just the mental image of some pasty chav with crooked teeth pulling a hammer out of his tracksuit at 1 in the morning makes me chuckle
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>>76122090
Probably. He looked even swoler at times, nigga's one of those "real man" types.

>>76122088
I can see him getting wrestlefucked to decisions. Never really liked Gokhan desu.
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>>76122101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBfqSPvLZsg
was hilarious
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>>76122116
how badass would conor vs ryan hall be? could conor's stupid ass handle the butt scoot of death?
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conor mcgregor is low income

i make BIG money on the docks
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>>76122128
>Thinking he can't pull off a bald look
Bruh, please.

You guys obsess over hairlines way too much. It'd suck major balls if I had a fucked hairline or was prematurely balding, but I don't think I'd go that nuts about it. Maybe I'm wrong, but still.
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>>76122155
Everyone near me smells of weed and energy drinks, is horrible
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>>76122131
he is only 33 my man, i think he can learn enough tdd and get some good matchups enough to shadow realm some of these LHW PRETENDERS.
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>>76122177
THIS. i teach a couple classes at a community college and everyone smells like weed and b-vitamin piss/sweat.
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>>76122196
I'll teach you how to kiss pavement nerd
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>>76122155
>visit friend in brazil
>takes me to this pub owned by a englishman
>jokingly ask if he has bad teeth
>asks why
>tell him it's a stereotype
>coincidentally the pub owner pulls up in a car
>buddy notices he has bad teeth and busts out laughing
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>>76122181
You think so? His age was my major concern when I heard of it, at 33 you don't simply pick up wrestling like it's nothing. Hope I'm wrong, though.

But I have a feeling that he'll drop to LHW indeed, I don't see him banging with the dudes at LHW. There's WWs with reach and height on him.

>That fucking pic
Never learned the story behind it.
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>>76122210
Chechen Dictator likes hanging out with ufc fighters
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>>76122209
What do people mean by brits having bad teeth? I think I've only ever met one dude with legit bad teeth? Or do you just mean not whitened?
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>>76122216
i guarantee women would prefer luke rockhold over some fat manlet with godlike hair
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>>76122166
urijah is the ultimate wingman
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>>76122216
>Rolling around getting your circulation cut off in chokes all day
>suprised when your hair starts falling out
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>>76122173
Can it, turd!!!

I'm making big money on ETH and with that I'm going to buy Conor Mcgregrors contract and make him my personal monkey on the docks!!
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>>76122166
what a fucking bitch, i would have picked her up and slammed her on the mat, teach that bitch to respect the fight
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>>76122247
>watched btc pass by at $10
>watched eth pass by

When will I learn? Should I get in now? I definitely see it hitting 1k in two years.
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>>76122216
I just said I've no issues with my hairline, dummy. It'd suck if I did, but I probably wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.

Doubt Luke is either. He's a handsome lad.

>side effect of roiding
I'd imagine so. Rogan had several transplants before giving up. When that shit hits you, you gotta accept it.

>>76122241
That he is. Say what you will about him, the whole thing with TAM and his real estate shit, he's well off and seems like a great guy to have around.
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>>76122044
Cerrone is hotter.
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>>76122270
>thinks (((they))) will let it get to 1k
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Alan Jouban, Dustin Poirer, Anthony Pettis and Cody Garbrandt are the most attractive fighters
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>>76122241
dude urijah could get anyone layed i bet
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>>76122224
I mean crooked. Everyone here gets braces and I'm guessing not a lot of brits get braces to straighten their teeth.
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>>76122294
Cowboy is the prettiest fighter man or woman
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>>76122318
They do now but they didn't use to. The problem with mine is they are straight but have gaps in between which I don't like
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24hrs 30ms
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>>76122312
>>76122347
haven't been on heem in a while

how long has this been happening?
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>>76122155
Jose isn't from the favelas he's from manaus. Harley Davidson has a mfg plant there.
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>>76122310
For real Anthony Pettis is the only man I would go gay for
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>>76122310
>All spic looking fighters
You have shit taste, friendo. Name attractive females so I can further judge you.
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>>76122318
>tfw my orthodontist didn't recommend I get braces and I have a huge overbite and my bottom row is crowded

what kinda orthodontist recommends AGAINST braces? that is money in his pocket
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>>76122361
Saved
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>>76122370
Ur mom
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>>76122389
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MUM

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING MUM
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>>76122373
Overbites are fine lad, underbites are bad
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>>76122361
Time to make my first wallet. Coinbase the simplest way to go?
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>there is someone who saves images that other people post and then pretends to be them

How autistic
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>>76122426
What's even funnier is the honestly the people who get triggered over it.
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>>76121369

Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saudners
Razak Alhassan
Taleb
Hermansson
>>
YOURR ALL FAGS
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>>76122360
Like three weeks or so, maybe a bit longer?
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>>76122364
My buddy lives in milwaukee and sees them boating sometimes in front of his apartment. He's pulling into his place and he sees sergio walking down the street lugging a gas can to the boat. They take off in a little boat with a couple of chicks.
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>>76122469
Keep looking out anon

I really appreciate it
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Raising CTE awareness
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>>76122608
Who is your favorite CTE athlete?
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>>76122621
Gary Goodridge
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>>76122621
Al Laquinta
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doing a jose aldo, Claudia and overeem treble at 2/1
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No mommy
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i love my madre dearly
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>>76122621
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WHAts been the best MMA related discussion this thread so far?
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>>76122660
Not bad, how much are you putting on?
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>>76122660
Why not Marquardt? Vitor's practically got one foot in the grave
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>>76122697
Cowboy Cerrone
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>>76122699
Just twenty pounds and a tenner on this as well
>>76122709
Mainly because that fights not on ladbrokes yet, also its a bit risky
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Angela Magana > Cris Steroid
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>>76122788
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>>76122746
Gustaffson's probably your weakest link there tbqphf.
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>>76122788
>not posting the "i think you'd be surprised" version
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>>76122362

He was poor as shit, he slept in the gym and if it had been longer than a day since he had eaten, the gym owner would feed him
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>>76122819
Yeah I have a feeling he's gonna lose a decision
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>>76122795
Magana is a woman. Cyborg is a man.
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>>76122833
reminds me a tad of young leo

she would be excellent breeding stock
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>>76122143
horrible feet, just horrible!
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>>76122746

Is Aldo still the favorite or has money shifted toward Max?
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>>76122241
>>76122256
bitch is married too lmao
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>>76122959
Aldo is still favourite, I'm actually surprised max isnt a bigger underdog
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>>76122746
>>76122959
Aldo's still the favourite on most uk betting sites. I think Max is gonna really bring out the best in Aldo like Chad did, absolutely cannot wait for that scrap.
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>>76122992
max is going to meme on him aldo fucking sucks
>13 seconds
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>>76123016
>>76123010
Max is going nite nite
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Holloway is LITERALLY going to embarrass Jose. It's not even going to be competitive. Enjoy throwing your money away you fucking idiots.
>>
Who is the best heavyweight in the post Fedor-era?
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>>76123034
>never finished
>getting finished by a guy who virtually never got finishes even before USADA

easy fight for max cuckaway
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>>76123094
>never finished
causal lmao
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>>76123082
Literally werdum
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>>76123082
Conor.
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>>76123094
>>76123067
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>>76123109
tapped as a baby to poirer who is actually a sneaky shit on the ground.

max is legit, and his only losses are to current ranked fighters, 4 years ago, when he had less then 10 career pro fights.
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>>76123082
fedor isn't the best, it's like saying whos the best post Liddell as if including them would automatically end the discussion

kys
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>>76123094
>>76123147
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>>76123067
How? He struggled with broken Pettis jab Aldo is much better than Pettis. Max doesn't have knock out power or a good enough ground game. His only hope is point decisioning the fighter whose never lost a point decision
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>>76123199
It's not quite MMA math but it's close
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>>76123170
Aldos tapping him out
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>>76123147

>Max is a blue belt
>Jose has competed in and won several black belt competitions

Yikes
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>>76123179
Then who is in your opinion?
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>>76123199
I can see Aldo really struggling with his pressure, height, footwork and volume throughout five rounds. It's gonna be really hard for Aldo to establish a position of dominance against someone with as high a fight IQ and as adaptive as Max as well.
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Marcin Held
2/7

Claudia Gadelha 10/31

Jose Aldo
8/11


Alistair Overeem 2/3

Yes (Fight to go the Distance?)
Alexander Gustafsson v Glover Teixeira
3/2

Cirkunov - Submission
20/21

Sixfold Accumulator (x1)
22.89/1
10 pounds for £238.94
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>>76123082
Werdum. But the whole pack is very close together.
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Anyone got that beautiful image of Don Frye looking intense with Dan Severn behind him leaning against the cage?
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>>76123232
yeah all those sub wins aldo has

fucking poor people and their sports betting

this is an easy fight for max and you're a bunch of zeroes
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>>76123259
cain or werdum. stipe if he beats cain
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>>76123222
MMA math works to an extent
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>>76123082
Sea level Cain or Stipe
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>>76123265
DUDE BRIT GAMBLING LMAO
fucking get a job and keep your money you fucking zilch
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>>76123289
Ridiculous statement.
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>>76123249
>Bisping will get literally killed in your life time

the only thought that makes his championship bearable.
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>>76123277
She really is going to milk this shit until the end uh
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>>76123277
I know you're trolling but I'm still going to point out that Aldo has few submission wins because he has incredible TDD
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>>76123277
>yeah all those sub wins aldo has
He's thought top class wrestlers with black belts in the past who he could beat on the feet, he's never needed it

If some how, and it's a strong if, Max causes problems on the feet we will see Aldos insane ground game
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>>76123277

Yoel never wrestlefucks but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a good wrestling pedigree.

Aldo uses his ground game for positional dominance and ground and pound, cause he likes to bang
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>>76123306
You seem jealous, I have money to bet because I have a job. I also make a lot through betting
>>
who has better bunda chad mendes or tyron?
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>>76123287
>>76123119
>>76123266
Werdum a shit,
>le throw loopy jabs and right hands and shitty body kicks all day man
his striking fucking sucks and his best win is a broken, over the hill cain. Prime Cain, Stipe, Overeem and JDS are all lightyears ahead of him.
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>>76123322
You're either trolling or retarded
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I'm not even saying Max can't win, I just think its dumb to say he'll walk through Aldo. Even if he does win it'll probably be the hardest fought win of his career
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>>76123406
>over the hill cain
did you see cain in 200?
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>>76123275
5 seconds in google you lazy goof
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>>76123422
Oh yeah, I'm a trolling retard.
MMA math only works if you're competely uninitiated to combat sports and think they run off of anime power levels and not style match-ups.
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>>76123438
Real easy to look good against Travis Browne if you're an elite heavyweight. The kind of injuries Cain has had in his career are horrible, the kind you never come back from. He may have picked up some new skills but his athleticism has diminished massively from his brock/rothwell/JDS days.
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>>76123468
Seriously you cannot call anyone retarded after that statement
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>>76123523
Is it really fair to say that he caught Cain on a downslide when their fight was the reason people think Cain is on a downslide?
There's a lot of victories you can discount that way. Rockhold vs Weidman comes to mind.
>>76123570
Do you actually have a point to make or are you just going to be a condescending fag all day?
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>>76123570
Unless you qualify your statement with stylistic similarities in the matchups in question then anon is literally correct about MMA math.
>>
>not style match-ups
That's what mma math is

Oh i think fighter 1 will lose because hes struggled with grapplers in the past and fighter 2 is an insane grappler

AussieDumbFuck: NAH MMA MATH DONT WORK ANIME BRO
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>>76122166
what are the odds she's wet from this?
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I think I overuse rhetorical questions
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>>76123612
>Unless you qualify your statement with stylistic similarities
Which is exactly what I did...
>>76123593
>oh no he upset me better call him a f-fag
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>>76123523
Maybe so, but the shortness of his prme has to be taken into consideration if you're ranking these guys. Werdum has been more consistent and his win over Fedor is the best any of these guys have.
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>>76123593
Personally I knew it was only a matter of time before he had a shockingly bad performance because of ware and tear, but you make a good point. Considering how infrequently MMA fighters fight though anyway (especially injury prone ones with wrestling miles on them like Cain and Weidman) it makes sense that you can see a massive drop off in just one fight.
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I think Glover is going to clinch and wrestle. I think it is going to be a lot closer than people think.
>>
UFC 212 Countdown: Promo

https://youtu.be/OA_uOXLXDgs

Real thing airs on FS1 sunday
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>>76123593
>>76123669

Prime cain was an absolute force of nature.
Its incredibly disappointing how he has declined.

Would you give him a fair chance against stipe though if they were to fight in november?
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>>76123645
No you didn't, you just said Aldo was better than Pettis, you didn't mention anything that Pettis was doing to Max in that fight to make him struggle that Aldo does way better
>>76123645
Good point desu, but I just from my own visualisation based approach to fights I just think prime Cain is more talented fighter than anyone else mentioned. I can't visualise any of those guys beating him in his prime based on what he does in the cage.
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>>76123756
UFC 212 = WGAF
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>>76123786
meant for>>76123665
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>>76123786
>you didn't mention anything that Pettis was doing to Max in that fight to make him struggle that Aldo does way better
>aldo has better striking that pettis
>His only hope is point decisioning the fighter whose never lost a point decision
>aldo has an insane ground game that we haven't seen much of, max is a blue belt

You're actually fucking retarded, off yourself
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>>76123332
He'd beat Yoel.

Bobby Knuckles has a good shot though.
>>
>le heemd by mw man
>"goat"
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>>76123770
Its really hard to say senpai, he's fought like one round in two years. If he still has his cardio then probably, but his athelticism and speed was so vital in him being able to constantly press forward and walk through guy's shots in his prime and I don't know if he has that anymore.
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do you think Glover vs Alex will go the distance
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>>76123799

OMG STFU!!! Goofy lookin jackass
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>>76123861
Hendo is the master of both cheeky and incredibly telegraphed right hands.
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>>76123897
glover sucks, he had to wrestlefuck a can
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>>76123897
I dont think so but I can definitely see where they might just wrestlefuck each other. They both looked absolutely shot in their last fights
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>>76123897
Don´t think so. They´re both deleted and have suspect chins. The only way they go beyond 3 is if one of them decides to wrestlefuck the whole time without the intent to finish.
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>>76123912
I cant tell did Hendo catch him when Renzo shot in?
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>>76121369
Gusta
Misha
Saunders
Omari
Nordine
Hermansson
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>>76123687
Yeah I think he'll try to fight like he did against Cannonier. Could be ugly. I feel like maybe they're trying to set up a Jones rematch if DC loses, but it makes me wonder since so many of their plans have been BTFO in the last 6 months. Still think Glover is too deleted but who knows.
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>>76123931
How on Earth did Gustaffson look even remotely shot?
His wrestling and top control were great. Made for failed armbar attempts: the fight, but still.
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>>76121369
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Alhassan
Taleb
Hermansson
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>>76123960
Yes. Sneakiest knockout blow I've ever seen.
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>>76121369
Alexander "Showtime" Gustafsson
Moshi
Killa B
Abdul Razak Alhassan
Enkamp
Joker
>>
>>76123845
>>aldo has better striking that pettis
>striking is a video game rating and Aldo has 100 and Pettis has 90

No, you child. Aldo is amazing at some things and Pettis is amazing at other things. You have no concept of what Pettis was doing to Max in that fight to make him struggle and what Aldo has to do to replicate it to make him struggle. You view MMA fighters like video game characters with numbers assigned to things like striking and grappling and its not. That's why you're retarded.
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>>76123912
Yeah, the whole motion starts as a leg kick feint here. Does an amazing job of hiding a telegraphed shot if you know what I mean.
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>>76121369
Teixeira
Misha
Sobotta
Razak
Taleb
Hermansson
>>
>>76123973
Gustaffson was really hesitant famalam, looked like he didn't have the confidence to let his combinations flow.
>>
>>76123897
No way dude, Glover is kill or be killed, dont let his last fight fool you if he gets gus down consistently he is getting the stoppage and if it stays standing he is getting koed.
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>>76124031
>No, you child. Aldo is amazing at some things and Pettis is amazing at other things. You have no concept of what Pettis was doing to Max in that fight to make him struggle and what Aldo has to do to replicate it to make him struggle. You view MMA fighters like video game characters with numbers assigned to things like striking and grappling and its not. That's why you're retarded.
oh you're trolling, well done... you got me
>>
>>76124091
Yea that was the worrying thing to me, not so much that he got tagged a bit, he neeeds to make glover respect him or else he is gonna get swarmed like rashad.
>>
You now remember George Roop fought in a Featherweight title eliminator
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>>76124353
Roop is amazing, he's on both the giving and receiving end of some of the most hilarious fucking heems I've ever seen.
>>
>>76121392
lenny vs romero when?
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>>76124422
A lanklet getting wobbly or heem'd stiff is a humorous visual by default.
>>
>>76124009
why are his ribs so retarded? what the fuck???
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>>76124200
I win.
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>>76124495
You'll win if you bet on Aldo
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>>76124655
I literally already have.
>>
max is the new breed you're going to get cucked out of your very limited funds betting on a weathered aldo
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>>76124627
how old is her daughter? probably like 7 or something
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>>76124726
Aldo is pretty GOAT desu, glad to see him getting his due these days.
>>
Megana posting literally every tweet of hers here has got a bit tiring desu
Can't hotpockets do something right and just ban her?
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>>76123847
>He'd beat Yoel
>Bisping
>beat Yoel
>>
UFC 213 and UFC 214 are both looking pretty great despite
>wmma
>>
>yfw aldo soccer kicks Max, calls Joe Rogan a cuck and retires to play soccer
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>>76124814
It's Magana casual. She's an MMA fighter. Go place another bet you fucking degenerate.
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>>76124876
>calls Joe Rogan a cuck
nothing would make me happier senpai
>>
>>76124031

Pettis was pumping a jab in Max's face, kicking his legs, and mixing in some back kicks/front kicks to the body. Basically he was trying to stifle Max's forward movement to keep him from teeing off with his flurries and keep the fight at a pace that Pettis was more comfortable with.

Aldo has a laser jab, much better than Pettis'. Also his leg kicks will actually hurt Max instead of just annoying him. I don't think anything Pettis did Aldo can't do.
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>>76124877
Stop posting your tweets here ffs
>>
>>76124818
Pooel would gas out both figuratively and literally culminating in him smearing his shit stained shorts all over the octagon after whiffing another sloppy haymaker and getting GADOOSHED by Pisspee and flushed down queer street
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>>76124913
No. Stop trying to censor MMA discussion on an MMA board dork.
>>
>>76124726

People shit on him for it, but Aldo will probably have a long career for pulling out of fights and sometimes fighting once a year
>>
>>76124962
His career is over he looks 50. Max is going to finish him in the 1st.
>>
>>76124936
Bisp'n wouldn't make it past the second round senpai, Yoel learned to pace himself in the Jacare fight. Just know you are talking about Michael Bisping, the guy that went to decision with Alan Belcher, wreslefucked by Kennedy, and spent a heated 5 rounds with Thales FUCKING Leites
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>>76124912
There we go. This is exactly what I meant.
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>>76125003
+Sage
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>>76124940
Oh yeah you posting your tweets is causing lots of discussion Megan.
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yfw aldo loses and gives up cause he sold his soul to the devil for his mma skills but he can only fight once per year
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>>76125025
>Cerrone vs Lawler
>>
Anthony Pettis has a really asymmetrical face
>>
>>76124962
He's only 30, I think he has quite a few years left.
>>
there are people on this board who are so stupid they believe jose would beat mcgregor in a rematch
>>
>>76124991

He didn't even slow down in the later rounds in his last fight, I don't buy it. Frankie is older and has been fighting for longer, and continues to look better. Aldo just turned 30
>>
there are people on this board so stupid they believe Gokhan Saki won't be the next LHW champ
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>>76125117
>0-1 mma
>champ
>ever
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>>76125002
>Yoel learned to pace himself in the Jacare fight

You mean the fight where he blew his load in the first round and completely gassed dropping the next two rounds?

>muh mmamath

His decision with Belcher was a technical decision that he was winning decisively.

>wrestlefucked by Kennedy
Kennedy is a great grappler. Yoel doesn't even wrestle as much as him

>heated 5 rounds with Thales fucking Leites
And Yoel went to a decision with Brad Tavares, was getting boxed up and outwrestled by Derek Brunson for 2 and a half rounds. And outstruck by Jacare.

Yoel has a lot of athleticism and power than can win him a fight just on that explosive chance but pure technical striking he has a lot to leave desired. His gas tank and unwillingness to wrestle despite his pedigree as a wrestler is also questionable too.

Styles make fights and Bisping Romero isn't nearly as one sided as casuals on /heem/ make it to be
>>
I see one more Magana post on /heem/ and I'm gone until fight night.
>>
>>76125161
Leites was also in some of the best form of his career.
>>
Does anybody here know anything about the literally whos on Sunday's card?
>>
>>76125117
you are stupid enough not to realize LHW is the wrestlefuck division of the UFC and that dude has no ground game
>>
>>76125206
Chris Camozzi is a beast 100%
>>
>>76125206
looking forward to main event and Taleb

also I guess it woudl be kinda funny if Marcin Held lost
>>
>>76125206
I'm watching footage right now.
>>
>>76125258
give me your reads
>>
>>76125208
anthony johnson got back to back title shots you frickin DUMMY
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>>76125161
>someone intelligent posting on heem
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

GADOOSH BUDDEH
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>>76125287
Rumble could stop the takedown
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>>76125287
>blown the fuck out by a wrestler each time
You now remember Rumble fanboys
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>>76125208
>LHW is the wrestlefuck division
what? more like WW
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>>76125324
The K1 Bader fanboys were short lived but much stronger
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>>76125324
you now remember me fucking your mom, you know how bad i would kick your ass you faggot?
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>>76125161
>You mean the fight where he blew his load in the first round and completely gassed dropping the next two rounds?
yes it was a good lesson learned, which showed in Weidman fight
>His decision with Belcher was a technical decision that he was winning decisively
>winning decisively
to a fucking nobody
>Kennedy is a great grappler. Yoel doesn't even wrestle as much as him
Yoel does all that better
>And Yoel went to a decision with Brad Tavares
>was getting boxed up and outwrestled by Derek Brunson
either of those two would unironically beat bisping
>And outstruck by Jacare
that never happened, Yoel beat him on feet and even got in his guard Jacare did nothing but wait and lay and pray after doing no damage to yoel
>pure technical striking he has a lot to leave desired
he's a better striker than Bisping
>His gas tank
his gas tank was fine against weidman, even looked better conditioned than chris
>unwillingness to wrestle despite his pedigree as a wrestler is also questionable too
are you trying to say he isn't a good wrestler? say it pussy because he doesn't need to prove shit with his existed wrestling credentials
>Styles make fights
this is true, the thing is all the odds are against Bisping
>Bisping Romero isn't nearly as one sided as casuals on /heem/ make it to be
only a fool like you would believe this
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>>76125362
Dex>str
I would slip your haymakers and jab you into submission. I am sure to win because my speed is superior.
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>>76125330
Cirkunov is a great prospect, I hope they don't rush him.
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How many fighters have successfully sued other fighters for cyber bullying? Angela literally cannot lose Cyborg is a joke and should be banned from the UFC. She should have never been allowed in.
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>>76125436
>four fight win-streak in a dead division
It wouldn't really be rushing at this point. He's already 30, too.
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>>76125487
hes in the old man division tho
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>>76125478
what if this was your mother
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>>76125478
wmma should never have existed, now we have a bunch of whiny cunts who suck at fighting begging for attention
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>>76125383
>which showed in the Weidman fight
Weidman gassed harder, not like Romero showed remotely good conidtining

>to a fucking nobody
Oh for sure Brad Tavares is a tank my man

>Yoel does all that better
He's (probably?) a better wrestler in MMA. But again he hardly wrestles as much as he should. He occasionally fakes shots, very poorly I might add.

>either of those two
Lolk, FOR SURE Tavares is a beast my guy

>he's a better striker than Bisping
He's more powerful. That's it.

>his gas tank was fine against Weidman
He was breathing heavy after the first round but lucky for him so was Weidman.

>are you trying to say he isn't a good wrestler
I'm saying the exact opposite. I'm saying his willingness to wrestle isn't there and his gas tank is questionable.

>the thing is all the odds are against Bisping
For reasons you've yet to explain other than muh mmamath and muh romero

>only a fool
great argument
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>Get in cyborg's face after criticizing her efforts at Hospital
>Yelling "i can talk about whoever the fuck i want"
>suddenly surprised when she gets hit by another fighter
>i-i need to sue
pathetic
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>>76125607
The 'I'm not mad you are'-tier '''trolling''' is the icing on the cake.
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>>76125607
hell in the cell vs Gabi Garcia when?
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Angela is feigning brain damage from the punch. She is literally playing 4D chess.
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>letting someone into your organization who punches people in the face over a saw mask joke
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Literally what Dana White said on camera about Cyborg was worse. Why didn't Cyborg punch Dana White? Because she is a coward.
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>>76125605
>Weidman gassed harder, not like Romero showed remotely good conidtining
he didn, weidman has gone 5 rounds before Romero should have no problem doing the same the way he's learned to pace himself
>Oh for sure Brad Tavares is a tank my man
agreed, he'd 30-27 the fuck out of Bisping
>But again he hardly wrestles as much as he should
why he has proven to be a good striker fool
>He occasionally fakes shots, very poorly I might add
no, Weidman does it poorly
>Lolk, FOR SURE Tavares is a beast my guy
tavares via split decision, believe you me
>He's more powerful. That's it
how has Bisping proven to be a good striker? because he boxed up a tiny old cung lee? knocked out the idiot rockhold that took him lightly? or the Silva fight where he got knocked the fuck out literally
>He was breathing heavy after the first round but lucky for him so was Weidman
that's what happens when you stuff takedowns of a great caliber wrestler like weidman. bisping would be on ground wrestlefucked by chris receiving elbows
>his willingness to wrestle isn't there
again, why wrestle if he has proven to be a good striker in his fights?
>his gas tank is questionable
not after the weidman fight
>For reasons you've yet to explain other than muh mmamath and muh romero
Bisping isn't durable and got lit the fuck up by 50 year old man hendo, nothing more needs to be said
>great argument
it's been great m8
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>>76125791
:thinking:
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>>76121380
don't forget to get your picks in bros
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Wgaf about these "fighters" who are ducking Lenny
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>>76121380
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Hermansson
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>>76121369
who the fuck are these people?
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>>76124813
who's the qt on the right?
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>>76125831
>he didnt
I agree :)
>weidman has gone 5 rounds before
And his cardio has been absolute shit since USADA. He's gassed every single fight since.
>learned to pace himself
There's no evidence he has. It's not even about his own pace but people putting a pace on him

>he'd 30-27 the fuck out of Bisping
Shame, I was actually expecting a semi-decent discussion

>why
Because he's an Olympic silver medalist and world champion wrestler lol? What kind of stupid question is that. His striking is decent enough but it's so reliant on his power and explosiveness than technique

>how has Bisping proven to be a good striker
Are we watching the same sport? Talking about the same fighters?

>boxed up tiny old cung le
Cung Le is a good striker. And Rockhold always leaves his chin out especially when he moves forward, Rockhold being cock is completely irrelevant, he gets tagged and countered so much when he steps forward to strike. And Silva didn't knock him out and Bisping outstruck him basically the whole fight, you can talk about Rockhold taking him lightly but ignore Bisping and Herb Dean being stupid with a mouthpiece?

>why wrestle if he has some of the best wrestling in the whole company
You aren't very smart are you?

>not after the weidman fight
According to literally only you lol

>Bisping isn't durable
That's the most absurd thing I've read. He has some of the best cardio in the UFC. Him getting "lit up" by two H-Bombs and surviving them only proves his durability. There is nothing more to be said from that because it completely shatters your argument of questioning durability lol. Hendo has sharper and heavier hands than Romero.
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>>76121380
Gustaffson
Circunov
Sobotta
Alhassan
Taleb
Hermansson
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>>76125791
>implying Dana shows his face to the peasantry
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Just when you think you have me cornered, idgaf and double down on my dumb opinions.
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>>76125831
>Bisping isn't durable
Oh wow lads.
>>76126213
I think you found that one anti Bisping fag who spends every thread bitching, but the thing is he knows shit all and no one else has actually bothered to engage him to realise this
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>>76126213
>I agree :)
shit i misread
>And his cardio has been absolute shit since USADA. He's gassed every single fight since
he did good against machida 5 rounds considering the high pace Lyoto brings
>There's no evidence he has
you should go back and watch some older fights of his pace isn't what it used to be
>Shame, I was actually expecting a semi-decent discussion
we'll settle with a controversial split for Bisping, deal?
>His striking is decent enough but it's so reliant on his power and explosiveness than technique
wrestling takes alot of energy he likes to take his time with it like he did machida before he took him down and elbowed his shit up. People don't bumrush him so he likes to feel people out (maybe key to beat him) who knows
>Are we watching the same sport? Talking about the same fighters?
yes Bisp'n has pillowfists and average MMA boxing at best
>Cung Le is a good striker
not in that fight, he was old as shit and didn't belong there with much younger guy like Bisping
>And Rockhold always leaves his chin out especially when he moves forward
so why is it only Bisping was able to exploit this? Oh yeah because rockhold was a fucking dumbass underestimating
>And Silva didn't knock him out
Andy left him dropped up against cage
>Bisping outstruck him basically the whole fight
with piss poor punches that dropped silva as he was taking Mike lightly "defend you are self at all times"
>why wrestle if he has some of the best wrestling in the whole company
wrestling takes alot of energy especially against other wrestlers his striking is good enough and has shown, maybe with whittaker he goes for an early takedown who knows..
>According to literally only you lol
i'm sure others would agree Yoel having shit cardio is a bit overplayed
>Bisping
>some of the best cardio in the UFC
he's nothing special with cardio desu
>Him getting "lit up" by two H-Bombs and surviving them only proves his durability
yoel hits harder than old man hendo
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>>76126556
Romero went two rounds and a few seconds into the third. He didn't seem gassed in that fight and he did well but I don't really recall the fight being at a high pace

>wrestling takes a lot of energy
So does fighting in general. He's wrestled his entire life, I'm not saying even become primarily wrestling based but there's no reason why he shouldn't be mixing in more wrestling lol

>average MMA boxing at best
And what does that bode for Yoel's wild hooks which leaves him so exposed for a counter?

>so why is it only Bisping was able to exploit this

>he was old as shit
And still a good striker. Just because he wasn't as good as usual doesn't change that

He wasnt'. Machida did it a couple times before he lost balance and got raped on the ground. Jacare dropped him multiple times in their fight from it. It should speak volumes about Bisping's ability to really exploit it and knock him out. Why hasn't apparently any superior striker been able to fluke one out?

>Andy left him dropped up against the cage
And Bisping was conscious the entire time. Are you going to address how this was a complete fluke as well?

>with piss poor punches
Lol now you're just grasping like crazy. Was this a fluke as well despite maybe a couple other people ever boxing up Anderson like this before? In your fantasy world yes

>wrestling takes a lot of energy
Thankfully Yoel is a world champion wrestler and Olympian medialist

>I'm sure others would agree Yoel having shit cardio is a bit overplayed
I'm sure many many more would agree he still has piss poor cardio and a gassed Weidman doesn't change this

>he's nothing special with cardio
And Ngannou doesn't hit that hard either

>Yoel hits harder than old man Hendo
Probably not. Hendo being old has never drained his power
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what kind of autism is happening in this right now?
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>>76126935
it's a friendly simulation, join in anon
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>>76121267
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>>76127044
based lee
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>>76126935
>/heem/ is so devoid of actual mma discussion that anything related to it is autism

absolutely BASED
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>wrestling takes a lot of energy
exactly, something he doesn't have "much" of so you say, so why not strike and bring up the wrestling when it comes, you realize going in for takedown leaves you open as fuck?
>And what does that bode for Yoel's wild hooks which leaves him so exposed for a counter?
Yoel's boxing is well, he has alot more to offer with good kicks,knees, and explosiveness
>And still a good striker
Bisping is a good striker, just nothing special, he doesnt have much to mix up on feet aside from soft volume punches. Why didn't Bisping expose that weakness of Luke the first time? oh yeah because Luke wasn't fucking around, took him seriously, then picked him apart. inb4 muh headbutt
>And Bisping was conscious the entire time
dude was long gone and unable to defend himself, looked alot worse than Yoel at end of second round with Kennedy. I don't see how it was a fluke at all with bisping crying to ref instead of defending himself like in rockhold fight too (where he didn't learn lesson)
>Was this a fluke as well despite maybe a couple other people ever boxing up Anderson like this before
well, it could do with bispings quick volume but you noticed that silva was never in any danger in that fight? Chris dropped him good second fight too before snap city
>hankfully Yoel is a world champion wrestler and Olympian medialist
that doesn't give him a magical cardio reserve, wrestling still takes alot of energy. he likes to set it up if he doesn't get quick finish
>he still has piss poor cardio
this is wrong
>a gassed Weidman doesn't change this
maybe weidman was gassed after all those failed takedown attempts round 1-2?
>And Ngannou doesn't hit that hard either
easy my guy Bisping has pillows
>Hendo being old has never drained his power
that's exactly what happens when you are old and denied TRT
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>american spergs have been consuming themselves for weeks

lmao I love it
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>>76127192
do you not see the walls of text being typed back and forth between 2 people? where else on 4chan does this happen?
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>>76127359
kek link?
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he's injured ffs
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>>76121803
Jahnsen in Cage Warriors was 5'11.
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>>76127359
Bisping turned this around expertly though tbf
witty af

>>76127397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=291p3etrwOE
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>>76127397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEirmacgzNg garbage video quality but you know how they look like, don't ya buddeh
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>>76127282
>something he doesn't have much of
So he does have a shit gas tank? Striking takes up energy too. He's also been a wrestler forever, I can't possibly imagine why you think an Olympic silver medalist and world champion wrestling even slightly more than the almost zero he does is something absolutely horrific for him.

>you realize going in for takedown leaves you open as fuck
Right, which is why no one wrestles in the UFC

>Yoel's boxing is well
LOL. His kicks are his bread and butter more than anything

>just nothing special
So now you're beginning to admit he's good. If he's nothing special than Yoel must be awful. Bisping integrates a lot of kicks as well. He puts paces on people to wear them down and those punches become increasingly effective, and they can be very much powerful evident of Rockhold getting knocked out clean

>why didn't Bisping expose that weakness the first time
Why do you think every fight plays out exactly the same? Again you act like this is the first time Rockhold has been caught leaving his chin out on a counter

>inb4 muh something completely legitimate

>dude was long gone
Which is why he was conscious and not even on the ground and talking to Herb, and then proceeded to win round 4

>Rockhold was being cocky and that was a fluke but Bisping and Herb Dean arguing over a mouthpiece means nothing!!!!

Lol this is so stupid. You're comparing a fighter actually fighting to a fighter not paying attention to a fight and saying the former is a fluke. So stupid.

>you noticed that silva was never in any danger
He got knocked down a couple times, one of which had him desperately scrambling to get out of any danger

>Bisping has pillows
Nothing to do with his cardio

>that's exactly what happens
Evidently not for Hendo you idiot lol
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>>76127365
There are two people having a lengthy discussion about MMA in which multiple points are being discussed. I'm terribly sorry this makes you stim and freak out but not everything can be literal shitposting and talking talking about who got blown the fuck out more, bud
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we reddit.com/r/heem now
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I really hope Jon Jones vs. Daniel Cormier doesn't get cancelled due to one of them pulling off, that would be quite upsetting.
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for sure tony would've beat khabib my guy, 100%. lol^lol^lol
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alright boys im gonna watch the new sumo and make some webms of the spiciest bouts and drop em here
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>>76127585
>So he does have a shit gas tank?
not the best but good enough for 5 rounds, was just addressing what you were saying about it being shit and how wrestling drains it alot faster
>Right, which is why no one wrestles in the UFC
i know it's sarcasm but making the takedown obvious and not setting up like chris did is what got his face reconstructed
>LOL. His kicks are his bread and butter more than anything
Kicks,knees,and leff han is great
>So now you're beginning to admit he's good
Bisping is a good striker, just nowhere near better than Yoel, alot weaker with his punches
>Bisping integrates a lot of kicks as well
lol his kicks look so poor DC tier my man
>Why do you think every fight plays out exactly the same?
not when you rush swinging when a guy has no respect for you're striking
>Again you act like this is the first time Rockhold has been caught leaving his chin out on a counter
Vitor was the only other one to catch him with spinning meme shit, Luke took him lightly and everyone knows
>Which is why he was conscious and not even on the ground and talking to Herb, and then proceeded to win round 4
he was given enough time to recover so.. makes me wonder if adrenaline dump is a real thing though for silva because he looked so poor 5th round even with recovering
>He got knocked down a couple times, one of which had him desperately scrambling to get out of any danger
because he was never in any danger
>Nothing to do with his cardio
it's been agreed on that bisping's cardio is better but nothing special, cardio is irrelevant if he gets caught with all the tools yoel has knees, kicks,takedowns,elbows,spinning backfists etc.
>Evidently not for Hendo you idiot lol
you are beyond retarded if you think it's the same hendo that KO'd bisping recently
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>>76127834
DC will never make weight again deal with it
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AJ is head of the week fellas
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>>76127894
literally no one cares dude
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>>76127937
shut the fuck up canada, i'm having a nice conversation with this guy sticking up for you're stupid post
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>>76127834
brazil a cute. CUTE
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>>76127930
Did his mom have zika?

I actually saw a zika baby for the first time today in the bus when leaving uni

looked a lot like aj
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feedback on quality of webm appreciated
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>>76128355
8/10 no complaints
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>>76127834
It was scheduled to happen twice last year so don't get your hopes up
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>>76128355
Post Ura
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>>76128231
>I actually saw a zika baby
nigga, leave brazil immediately
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>>76128355
You now remember that Machida used to be a sumo wrestler.
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>max was getting wrestlefucked by Conor fucking Mcgregor at some points in their fight
>somehow he will survive Aldo ground game

kek
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>>76128394
i shall
>>76128390
good to know
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>>76127894
Making takedowns obvious and wrestling more don't have to be mutual

>just nowhere near better
Lol please stop. Again Yoel has the athleticism and power. He telegraphs his shots far more and leaves himself way more exposed when throwing punches and moving around in general. Bisping's footwork on the outside makes him much harder to read and he moves around much more in general than the relatively stationary Yoel. He does well darting in and out of the pocket and usually (usually) avoiding getting hit cleanly. Yoel does well working the legs and body with kicks but he's also going to have to deal with the pace Bisping puts on him and getting worked to the body himself in the process. Yoel works much better when he's moving forward and leading but allows himself to be backed up a lot too and Bisping can back him up all day

>look so poor
10x Yoel's punches

>not when you rush swinging
Rockhold has done this before. He's been caught multiple times. Bisping got the timing down and caught him.

>Vitor was the only other
Again. Machida caught him a couple times before getting caught off balance and Jacare knocked down Luke multiple times from this. Bisping exploited it to perfection just give it up. Rockhold is always cocky. He shittalks all opponents in the cage. Shaking his head and shit at them

>he was given enough time to recover
He was conscious the entire time. He was talking to Herb after and came back for Round 4 and won it. And I don't why you still don't address the actual fluke of Silva landing the knee when Bisping was arguing with Herb which isn't an actual part of someone fighting

>never in any dange
You're in danger if you get knocked down and when you make a face like this

>it's been agreed
With who? Your ever reliable and knowledgeable self? Lol

>cardio is irrelevant when you can hang and put a pace on a cardio lacking blacksplosion guy

Lol

>if you think it's the same Hendo
Does it matter? Hendo clearly still has tanks in his hands
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>>76127930
need the win face.
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>>76128507
>Conor got tapped by Artemij Sitenkov and Joe Duffy
>somehow he will survive Aldo's ground game which he almost never uses

kek
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>>76128537
lol no one cares
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>>76128401
Shiet nigga, its a 20M ppl city, this is the first time in 5 years I see one, and I was next to uni hospital pretty sure that is why

Anyway, yes I will leave brasil as soon as get I black belt in burger making so I can be famous and tour the world making burgers
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>>76128605
And you're no one.
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hard tachi-ai which is the word for the initial charge

imagine the brain damage on these guys
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>>76128602
yeah because Max is known for his KO power, right
and lets be honest, if Aldo took the fight to the ground he would tap Magiga in seconds
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>>76128677
Max has hands that can find the target. He's not a one shot guy but he can put away someone that's not careful.

>if
But Aldo almost never takes fights to the ground.
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>>76128670
Harumafuji, Chiyonokuni, Ura and Tochinoshin are my guys, always an interesting bout with them
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>>76128709
>But Aldo almost never takes fights to the ground.

Because he is a better striker than anyone in that division, except Conor, so he never needed to
Its not smart to take fights to the ground when you are fightingt guys like Edgar and Mendes
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So what does it mean to sandblast a prostitute?
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>I go out drinking with my friend for a few hours and return to the same thread

the state of /heem/
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>>76128788
yeah dude Ura is amazing. Harumafuji is my boy as well but I love me some Hakuho i must say
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Face it nerds, Aldo has only lost to McGregor in the last 10 years and he got back on track immediately.
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>>76128809
don't come back then you fuckin goof
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>>76128537
>Bisping's footwork on the outside makes him much harder to read
and yet he still couldn't avoid those telegraphed wingers from hendo
>Bisping got the timing down and caught him
why couldn't he do that for all the other fights that mattered? they weren't idiots like Luke handing him a win
>Machida caught him a couple times before getting caught off balance
Machida is GOAT striker, he caught jones too, how come he had no success with Yoel if he didn't try to take him down until way later, because Yoel is good striker
>jacare knocked down Luke multiple times from this
i think that's kinda irrelevant, way too long ago
>Bisping exploited it to perfection just give it up
i find it hard to believe Bisping would beat luke again
>And I don't why you still don't address the actual fluke of Silva landing the knee when Bisping was arguing with Herb
i did, defend you are self at all times. bisping didn't learn lesson after Rockhold fight bitching to ref about headbutt, fuck em.
>You're in danger if you get knocked down and when you make a face like this
kek nice .jpg, with that said having Bisping drop you with a jab and no follow up is little danger
>With who? Your ever reliable and knowledgeable self? Lol
we both agree bisping has good cardio, howver i think it's nothing special or important if he gets tagged all the time by far lesser competition
>Does it matter? Hendo clearly still has tanks in his hands
he does, just not what it used to be. Yoel can hurt bisping and follow up without tiring out as fast.
gonna go take a shower, was nice simulation here. i'll be back in 30min if you care to continue
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>>76128865
and he looked better than ever in his last fight
Aldo is in his peak right now
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>>76128856
so many headbutts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaqyn9D0vN8

MALKI VS MICHAEL
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>>76129010
>there are people that visit that post on in this thread that discount aldo because of a fluke ko

casuals
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The Tate sisters.
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considered the GOAT by many
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>>76129240
>yfw no picture of brian caraway in his red panties from when miesha won the belt
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>>76129240
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>>76128980
Hendo has better hands than Romero, and those two bombs were by far the best shots Hendo had in the fight.

>why couldn't he do that for all the other fights that mattered
Because not everyone fights like Luke?

>Machida is GOAT striker
Nah. And what does that say about Bisping if he knocked out Luke and Machida didn't? Machida was doing well against Yoel on the feet. Was Yoel holding his own? Very much so. But I wouldn't say Machida works at the same pace as Bisping. Yoel was able to work his body and legs especially because of how Machida's stance and style play into Yoel's. That's one of Yoel's more impressive performances imo he paced himself well, was able to cut off the cage and wear down Machida's movement.

>kinda irrelevant
It really isn't when Luke has repeated the mistakes and cost him the title.

>i find it hard to believe
I think you'd be surprised

>i did
I find it hard to believe Anderson would land that knee again, just like Rockhold beating Bisping :)

>little danger
Anderson's face says otherise

>cardio
I don't see why his cardio isn't impressive if he gets tagged still.

Hendo also followed up on Bisping after dropping him twice and didn't tire out.

>was nice simulation
It was 2bh even though you for sure think Brad Tavares is a challenge. I think its obvious were at a stalemate in terms of changing opinions. So I'm fine with laying down my guns but you're free to refute me I don't think my simulation batteries have enough power for another long post though. BisGOD bless
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Remind me lads, how many times did hendo drop biz-bang in the title fight?
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>>76129240
>those tummies
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>>76129420
he had a knockdown and a bit of gnp round 1 then hit him like 10 more times in 20 mins
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>ywn snuggle with joanna
somebody just get me the graphic file of a ufc wall sticker so I can get it printed onto a body pillow cover
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I think Dana was banging Miesha's sister.

I'm lurking her FB.
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>>76129628
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>>76129636
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>>76129375
Goodnight lad, I'll save it for next time. Yoelito will make it a quick and painless heem, hopefully Mazagati isn't ref for bisp'n sake
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>>76129628
>>76129636
>>76129645
What happens at the fighters gala stays at the fighters gala
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>>76129628
Uncle Dana loves to give young girls the goofballs.
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>>76129628
>>76129703
anyone got the Claudiahoverhand.webm?
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>>76129636
>when some 47 year old is awkwardly standing in your space with his dick pressed into your ass
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>>76129010

He really blew me away last fight

He was a wizard in there and looks even better after seeing Frankie literally kill Yair. I'm not gonna say Max can't win, but these people completely writing Jose off are ridiculous.
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>>76129628
>>76129636
>>76129645
delete this b4 my mom sees it
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I really hate cardio

I feel so sick after it
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>>76129645
>>76129636
>>76129628
Dana literally has the perfect life. He is filthy rich, more so than he lets on, and is powerful without having so much fame he gets mobbed everyday by people on the street. He's best buds with people who are certainly mobsters. He can rip up any piece of ass he wants with his money or his position as president of the UFC by getting any ring girl or woman fighter. He has a loving family but can still get away with cheating. Owns a mini tank and Richie Rich tier playground. Owns a gun made of drugs. Can travel the world anytime he wants

His life is permanently set
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>>76129727
FUCK SHE'S LITERALLY PERFECT VERSION OF MIESHA
>genetically modified to be perfect breeding material
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>>76129538
Real heem niggas print on heavy bags and then grab those by the crotch
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>>76129712
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>>76129794
fucking goof, way out of line
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>>76129766
>Owns a gun made of drugs.
w-what?
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>>76129766
Time to suck him dumbass dry before his heart gives out from hgh. Anyone want to join me in trying to sell him fake snow to cover his driveway?
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>>76129772
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>>76129811
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>>76129788
>ywn cuddlebox with joanna
>ywn ground and snuggle with joanna
>ywn teep tickle with joanna
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>>76129850
how did she escape the nose lads?
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I really wonder how Max plans on striking with Aldo without leaving his leg too exposed to kicks. Im sure he knows he'll be vulnerable to them but raising his legs to check kicks might be hard since his stance will be so wide

I'm also curious if Max will have success cutting off the cage and landing on Aldo
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>>76129794
isn't she gay? aren't all straw weight brazilians gay?
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>>76129811
There was some interview that took place in dana's office and he had some showpiece in a glass case. It's like an ak47 wrapped in 100 dollar bills with actual drugs crammed inside it. Some autistic criminal shit.
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>>76129834
>>76129896
so you can have illegal drugs if its for art? I'm confused, is it fake or real?
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>>76129912
It's real. I guess you can have illegal drugs if it's in art form and your filthy rich.
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>>76129912
It's real but I have no idea how he gets away it. Probably snorted it all off of Arianny and Ronda's asses already anyways
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Have you ever had your shit broken?
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>>76129949
just straight up broken? i think you'd be surprised
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>>76129949
no i eat my shit whole
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>>76129912
Absolutely fake.
>no really it's got drugs in it I swear
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>>76127930
You're missing the best head
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>>76129868
Max will probably just punch him in the head over and over
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>>76128670
I can just imagine how fucked their joints are when they retire.
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>"i'm an idiot?"
>"i'm an idiot?"
>"yes"
>"i'm an idiot?"
>"YES you're an idiot"
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>>76130096
no thanks
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>>76130096
lmao
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>>76121310
That's kinda hot!
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>>76130243
lmao
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>>76130243
I like your enthusiasm!

We should hang out!
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>>76130129
Remind me?
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>>76130332
2:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejwRoXdh16o
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>>76130380
Ah right cheers, thought it was JJ and DC
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>>76130129
>>76130380
kek, cody's got a trigger word
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>>76130399
If only he had a safe word.
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Jose Aldo ate a famous burger in 13 seconds setting the record for the fastest time.

In 2016 Jose Aldo became the first man to eat two famous burgers at the same time.
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>>76130422
his safe word is Dominick
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>"To me, he's just a left hand," said Alvarez. "He's just a guy with a left hand. That's how I see him. He does something that we call a ‘rock back' well. Mayweather does it. A lot of Philly fighters do it. [McGregor] lives and breathes off it.

>A lot of MMA guys don't know about these boxing things that they do. This is a move that's very easily taken away and we're going to dominate every step of the way."

"Without giving away a gameplan or anything, everything's taken away with the proper preparation. I'm confident in my coaches, I'm confident in our gameplan and our ability to go out there and do it. We're just following this gameplan step-by-step."
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>>76130456
DON'T BRING THE DAWG OUTTA ME
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>>76121369
Thanks lad.

Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Sobotta
Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson
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>>76130456
Why did the dog eat his gameplan?
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Jones
Cormier
Silva
Gsp
Aldo

don't @me
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>>76130456
>"To me he's just a Famous Burger," said Alvarez. "He's just a guy with a hamburger. That's how I see him. He does something we call a double-patty well. In N Out does it. A lot of restaurants do it. Jose lives and breathes on it.
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>>76130510
dat fivehead tho
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>>76130491
>>76130491

Thread about my idol and the number 1 fighter!

My first time so sorry if it's wrong
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>>76130510
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500
0
0
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>>76121181
>>76121181
>>76121181
>>76121181

Sorry but we already have a thread
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>>76130600
FAKE

>>76130528
REAL
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>>76124813
>gabbie will never fuck you in the amazon position
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>>76129240
The titsters
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