Shakira not invited

shakira shakira

>>76120726
O BBY WEN U TALK LI DAT

Her hips lied.

FLOCKA EEYHHHHHH WAKA FLOCKA EH EYHHH

>>76120726
o fug I won't get it out of my mind all night now

>>76120632
Pique for cheating on his gf

>>76120632
> be pique good looking young and tall Barcelona player
> marry Shakira short old has been Colombian Arabic slut

Threw his genes in the dumpster.

>>76121428
Shakira's IQ is reportedly somewhere around 140. I think hell be fine

>>76121435
You realize bitch is gonna be 50 before hes 40....gross.

Hopefully he at least cheats on her every weekend.

>>76121428
This. I mean what the hell was PK thinking?

>>76121435
It's certainly not her hips that reported that

>>76121014
Erdogan will arrest and imprison you

>>76121428
>She named her son "Milan"

>>76121455
He's gay or at least bi

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>>76127398

>>76120632

I honestly love shakira. I dont care how old she gets its one of my life missions to bang her

>>76127738
What was the context of this picture at the end anyway??

>>76130262
It was fake I think

>>76130396
PK trying to damage control

>>76120632
why does shakira look fat here?

>>76130472
She's getting older, women get fatter as they age.

>>76130396
Doesn't look like it, and if it's true then that's the best photoshop work I've seen in my life.

>>76130262
>>76130396
>>76130810
http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/pique-aclara-acaramelada-foto-con-ibrahimovic-4699248

Basically it was after Piqué released his autobiography and Zlatan told him "Good job", plus probably a hug and that photo was taken at the right time.

Then they got inside the car and had sex. No homo, though.

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>>76130852
>releasing your autobiography while still playing

>>76121435
-Rothschilds bow to Shakira
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls colombia with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Ciudad Shakira will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood have Shakira's hip genetics
-said to have 140+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
-She owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Shakirabots inside you right now
-Shakira is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Shakira bunker in Wilkes land?
-She learned fluent Spanish in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with her. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Shakira
-Shakira is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.

>>76131378
Thanks for the rundown, have time to give me the basic gestalt as well?

>>76121455
>You realize bitch is gonna be 50 before hes 40....gross.
Actually those will happen at the exact same time

>>76121428
>Arabic

What

>>76131918
She is Lebanese and the name Shakira is Arabic

>>76130852
>>76130810

To this day, I don't know and still hasn't been explained.

Other than Ibra telling female reporters and their sisters to come to his house if they think he's gay.

>>76121455
>You realize bitch is gonna be 50 before hes 40....gross.
That's like the perfect age combination given the longer average lives of women