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Who's stopping them in next year's CL?

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Who's stopping them in next year's CL?
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>>76120269
Literally nothing
>best defense
>great tournament skills
>best middle
>Griezmann/Ibra attacking
at least the final
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>>76120283
fugg, We are going to win the league la
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>>76120269
the guy in that picture
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24 fewer points than Chelsea
24
24

2 x 12
4 x 6
8 x 3
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>>76120350
>only 5 loses
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Any good team
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unbeaten against United in Europe
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Some mediocre team.
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>>76120383
it's you again
hello
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>>76120383

Only played once tbf
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>>76120269
Monchengladbach
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>>76120269
Any decent Spanish side. Or Buyern

Or Juventus
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>>76120269
Will not make it past the group stage. Dumped back into the Europa League (where they belong).
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>>76127885
Delete this
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Man city are gonna get treble next season. It's all but confirmed. They would have done the same this year without the shitty defense and missed chances.

Screen shot this
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>>76129270
>they would have got the treble if they weren't shit

Strong argument
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Griezmann choking as usual
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>>76129361
the logic is sound there
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>>76129442
but it's not an argument
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>>76121018
Or PSG or Monaco or Napoli or Borussia Dortmund or any decent team.
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>>76129496
of course not. It's a statement of fact. Unless you want to argue about it and then it is an argument. I will fucking fight you btw.
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>>76120269

shit coach

you dont have conte.
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FUCKIN NUFFIN M8

WE /quad/ NOW
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>>76129561
Mou > Conte
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reminder Mourinho's second season is usually his best
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>>76129270
no team from manchester is winning anything of value next year
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Ludogorets
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>>76129270
Man City ARE going to be brilliant next year.
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>>76129533
>rating any of those teams
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Atlético de Madrid
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mourinho
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>>76129561
conte lost to benfica and danish part time electricians in europe. he's going to get /EXPOSED/ next season desu like ancelotti was
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I was just watching this video. If these were bring put away everyone would be on this guy's dick. Hopefully they finish off these kind of chances next season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isMCbBEh5Pw
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>>76120283
Ibra is kill
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>>76131754
He's coming back in a few weeks la

#DaretoZlatan
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>>76120269
He will win the UCL just like Emery did with Sevilla.
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>>76131676
yeah some of those are crazy, hes literally putting forwards into 1 v 1 with keepers but they are finishing like shit
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>>76131676
>b-but muh assist stats
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>>76131676
WWOOAAAAHHH!!

Is Pogba truly the best value for money signing ever????
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>>76131676
>if a player scored all the chances he missed he would be considered a better player
oh wow I think you just solved football
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>>76131676
>literally argumenting with a Youtube compilation
>totally not a 17 year old FIFA-playing customer
Also loving how it's titled "most chances created", while he's averaging half of what best playmakers in PL do
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>>76120269
they just won because the federation had to do it because of the terrorist attack in manchester.

Mou is a hack
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>>76131971
Oh look there he is! The anonymous e-celeb of spee!! Could you post some epic United shit posts please :)
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>>76120283
>ibra
literal CL repellant
>oui
CL choker
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>>76132022
>g-go away please
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>>76120269
>hey there....
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>>76130761
>rating Manure
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>>76132047
haha thanks ;) always on point as usual, have you got a patreon or anything mate? I wanna be your customer.
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>>76131676
every player misses more chances than they create, and every player misses sitters.
He just didn't create enough chances
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>>76132052
>scored 2 (two) goals whole season
>both of them against Merchandise United
>mfw
Is he an ABU? He's also told >mouyes to fuck off when he tried to buy him kek
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>>76131676
>mfw Zlatan choking all those 1on1 chances
truly the goat
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>>76132064
You know what, that's not the worst idea come to think of it. Certain fanbase would actually pay to be left alone
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>>76132066
Kanes conversion rate is goat
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>>76131676
What about all the passes made by other players that haven't been scored?
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>>76132079
>He's also told >mouyes to fuck off
>implying
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>>76132130
Nah everyone knows you're only having a laugh, you don't actually hate united, it's only funny to make fun of them cause of how historically (and currently) successful they've been, like a celebrity roast right?
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>>76132066
>Kane gettin half of his goals against literally whos at the end of the season

wew lad
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>>76132180
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10562045/n8217golo-kante-reveals-man-utd-attempted-to-sign-him-prior-to-chelsea-move
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Really gets the cognitive processes going, doesn't it? Also note those are totals, Fabregas or Willian had 50% of >pogba's playing time
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>>76132252
>People still say Ozil is shit

If he had an actual CF to set up he'd rack up the assists
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>>76132189
Right!
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>>76132252
>comparing forwards to someone who played in a double pivot for half of his games
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>>76120269
Feyenoord
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>>76132231
>they really wanted me, I swear
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>>76132276
Hazard should have been in double digits as well, if Chelsea had striker with better finishing. Redmond had it worst - 56 key passes and 1 (one) assist. Looking at the chart, >poobag actually has highly above average key pass/assist ratio, meaning he certainly can't complain about team mates not converting the chances he managed to produce
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>>76131676
dare to zlatan
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>>76132066
point in case
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>>76132282
>double pivot
>doesn't do any defensive work
Poobag transcending the traditional football roles once again
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>>76132354
And speaking of conversion rate...

LMAO
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>Its a people still rate the shitalian league thread
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>>76131676
those were all in beggining of the season where Zlatan was choking and Pogba was actually playing pretty well, it was in November that he went to shit
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>>76132429
>reject DM outscores £90m pogba
>mouyes
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>>76132358
>comparing forwards to someone who played in a double pivot for half of his games
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>>76132465
>91 (ninety-one) shots
>5 goals
>one of them being offside tap-in after Ibrahimovic's handball
>worse creativity than Snodgrass or Barkley
>105 million
>highest paid player in the whole league
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>>76132465

Capoue is actually an AM again, Tottenham were using him as DM for no reason
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Place 8th next season in league.
Knocked out next season in CL group stage.
Get knocked out of FA cup next season.

Next season
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>>76132521
>h-he's a defensive midfielder la
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See you next year Manure
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>>76132552
DELETE STAT
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Why is Martin Skrtle still posting ABU stuff?
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>>76132545
still a defensive minded midfielder, pogba is supposed to be one of the best young talents in the world

legendary flop if he doesn't perform much better next season
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>>76132552
>comparing forwards to someone who played in a double pivot for half of his games
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honestly if they'd have just kept that van gaal team plus either ibra or griezmann they'd have done pretty well

i respected that level of boreball

then again am burger
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>>76132556
See you next year, dishwashers
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>>76120269
I am from the future. Disbelieve me if you must. RB Leipzig will win the 2017-18 CL.
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>>76132556
forgot pic
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Customers will just keep bombing stadiums until Manure have no one left to play in the CL
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Woah, looks like Paul Pogba is the best CM in the PL.
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>>76132640
Kek
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>>76120283
Your talking thru ur arse u twat
You obviously know F all about football
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>>76132572
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he's back, really don't know who can stop him, barcelona already in acute decline, Madrid will decline soon with tsu and modric getting older. he cucked juve and italian teams for years with inter, so that's not a threat and Bayern will take ages to rebuild a decent team
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Pogba is just an all round midfielder.
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>>76132719
>6th
>Happy Meal "treble"
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>>76132741
>shat all over by someone who can't get playing time at Chelsea and will most likely get sold
>105 million
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Hoffenheim.
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>>76132693
checked
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>replying to the Slav
oh my dayz
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>>76132757
>can't get playing time
>show per 90s
Here is a better comparison.
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>>76132820
Woops. Real comparison here.
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>>76132820
That's the implication, Sherlock.
>warms the bench, no good enough for Conte
>still does twice as good as the dabbing Sissoko in the little playing time he gets
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>>76132838
>gets BTFO like the clueless paki he is
>resorts to comparing current numbers to ones 3 year old
And of course Fabregas played worse back then, it was a >mouyes team after all. Actually I'm convinced Conte could make >pogba look good in PL too
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>>76120354
>6 gazillion draws
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>>76132876
Fabregas was a major playing in winning the PL that season, playing the same role as Pogba. When it plays for Chelsea now he is pushed further forward (like a ten) or the team are attacking, trying to get a goal.

>it was a >mouyes team after all
Remind me who Pogba's manager is? Another reason to use the 14/15 season.
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>>76132838
>Fabregas better in assists, chances, and clear cut chances
>lower attack score

Huh?

Doesn't make much sense comparing them anyway, one is a classic bickshithouse CM the other a manlet playmaker.
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>>76132944
Both Pogba and Fabregas are deployed in identic role these days,there's zero reason to bring up stats from 3 years ago when circumstances and competition were completely different.
Do I need to remind you that the league was subsequently won by Lester? Everyone except Manure and Arsenal has gotten better since
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>>76132948
And the manlet playmaker still wins more tackles while commiting fewer fouls than Paul "The Beast" Poobag kek
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>>76129270
>they would have won the treble if they won the treble
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6 points should be enough to finish third and play EL for the rest of the season.
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>>76133118
Hopefully they'll advance from the groups only to get BTFO by one of the top teams, because I'm pretty sure they aren't getting top 4 again next season
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>>76120269
Basically every club on this list.
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>>76133277
To be fair, I can imagine them parking the bus past Benfica, Porto, Hoffenheim, or Waxtap. The others, especially top 6? Ayy
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>>76132276
>>76132332
I think key passes include the penultimate pass.
As in you pass to the fullback who is free to put the striker one on one against the keeper, that counts as a key pass.
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>>76133353
Do they? Always thought it's a pass leading to shot
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>>76133353
Key passes and chances created are essentially the same, you've set up the striker for a shot. Chances created just combines the missed shots and successful assists.
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>>76133277
>Schalke
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>>76132523
>offside
>tap-in
>handball
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>>76133353

that's a pre-assist

meaningless stat except for deep lying midfielders
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Ideal group for customers:

Pot 1: Spartak Moscow
Pot 2: Manchester United
Pot 3: Anderlecht
Pot 4: Salzburg

Possible disaster group for customers:

Pot 1: Real Madrid
Pot 2: Manchester United
Pot 3: Napoli
Pot 4: Feyenoord
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>>76133343
>Mourinho in charge of a rich powerful club with time to build a team
I get Europe is trembling, but there's nothing that can done at this point. it's just a matter of time
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>>76132280

third world confirmed
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>>76133621
not sure it's his place.
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>>76133579
really activates those almonds
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>>76133790
>he missed The Based One arrival
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Willl they even be in the second pot of seeds? Mou is guaranteed a tough draw..
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>>76133868
they'll be in pot 2, thanks to the europa league win. you guys need to get used to Mou, he's always thinking ahead of everybody
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>>76133670
>pooyes
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>>76133957
If that was changed to urban America would be one of the dookiest.
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>>76133599
>rich powerful club with time to build a team
Kek, like he had with Real Madrid and Chelsea (twice)? Both needed to sack him in order to achieve something in Europe, which interestingly enough happened very soon after him fucking off
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>>76133468
so what is the difference between key pass and assist?
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>>76134107
Key pass - the player you gave the ball to attempted shot, that's all
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Schmeichel/Hart
Valencia - Bailly - Rojo - Shaw
Mkhitaryan - Herrera - Pogba - Bale
Griezmann - Rahsford

rate
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>>76133957
nice edit, faggot
>>76133980
after he built the teams. united has a different culture, it's more likely he stays to reap the rewards. on the matter of United winning it, as long as he stays 3 seasons, doesn't really matter if he stays beyond that or not, they'll win it. I'd rather he stays this time though
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>>76134152
>Schmeichel/Hart
Dry-heaved
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>>76134153
http://riceinstitute.org/blog/new-maps-which-country-has-the-most-open-defecation-in-the-world/
>built the teams
Meaning he spent clubs' funds on players any average scout could tell you they're good, and both Chelsea (twice) and Madrid hired someone tactically superior after >mouyes was fired to achieve what they wanted. Kek
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>>76134152
>no Varane
>no Verratti
>no Dybala
I demand refunds
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>>76134252
>Verratti
to Bayern
>Dybala
overrated, also to Barcelona
>Varane
not better than Bailly or Rojo
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>>76134241
it's about which players. you can't just buy randomly or "because they're expensive" and hope for the best. that was indeed United's (and Real Madrid's) policy before The Mou. didn't work.
>http://riceinstitute.org/blog/new-maps-which-country-has-the-most-open-defecation-in-the-world/
so the issue is solved now? good.
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>>76120269
Literally any CL Team, ManU do not belong in the CL, they are a EU Team who think Ajax is too big for them.
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>>22
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>Hamez and Fellaini combo

coming home la
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>>76134318
Bailly (stronger Maldini) needs Varane (more technical Nesta) to create the best defensive pairing in history of the sport, have you never been to /manutd/ general? Jeez
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>>76134319
Except all >mouyes has done recently was buying the most expensive and hyped players only to play appalling outdated hoofball, and it managers with better tactics and motivating (Ancelotti, Zidane, Conte) to get them performing at highest level
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>>76134388
+He's doing literally the same with Manure now. When he "leaves" next season or the one after (sacked quietly) and they'll get Pocchetino, maybe all those overrated shitters that will be there by then will start playing good. That's why I hope >mouyes actually lingers around with his cancer this time
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>>76134388
>Mou
>9 CL semi-finals, 11 european semis
>4 european trophies, including 2 CL
>seriously, he can't put his teams performing at the highest player, plz believe

>Conte
>zero european trophies
>eliminated by Benfica in Europa League
>high level
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>>76134435
>May 2017
>STILL desperately clining to the Mourinho=Mouyes narrative
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>>76134458
>not mou anymore
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>>76134655
>Mourinho
>EL is below any good team, it's a shame if you actually try hard there
>mouyes
>Semis against Celta Vigo are the most important match in Manure history
Notice the difference?
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>>76134671
>founds himself in Europa League team
>has the choice between winning it or not winning it
>decides to win
>somehow that's bad
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Legia
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>>76134706
Legia stopped themselves back in 2015 when they lost to Celtic by... assigning a player who couldn't play because of yellow cards. Fucking imbeciles, idiots. Jeez
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>>76134693
>said he doesn't want to compete in EL in summer, because it's a hindrance to Manure's league campaign
>starts pretending he cares about it as soon as turns out their league performances are so shit there's no way they'll qualify for CL otherwise
>mouyes
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>>76134812
>said he doesn't want to compete in EL in summer, because it's a hindrance to Manure's league campaign
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I hope ManU are stuck in a CL Group with Bayern and Barcelona.
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>>76134835
(Europa League) "It is not one I want or the players but it is a competition where we are and that is the reality. It’s more difficult, yes [to win the Premier League when you are playing in the Europa League].
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/14/jose-mourinho-man-utd-dont-want-to-be-in-europa-league-but-we-wi/
>September 2016
>win the league
>the utter state of >mouyes
It's even worse than I remembered
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>>76134952
both 0-0, 0-0
our defence is TITANIUM
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manure is fucking shit

screencap this post
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>>76135122
Gonna repost if Manure finish outside the top 4 in 17/18
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>>76135001
>But the United manager vowed to take their participation seriously ahead of Thursday's opening Group A game against Feyenoord in Rotterdam and warned his squad they risk another humiliation like last season’s defeat by FC Midtylland if they are not mentally prepared.
>vowed to take their participation seriously
>seriously
Slovakia into reading his own sources
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>>76135721
>FC Midtylland
>Midtylland
>ylland
>>
Mourinho never said at any point that he did not want to win the Europa League

This is a lie, magnified by the anti United cunts on Twitter and the BBC.

Mourinho WOULD NOT SAY THAT BECAUSE IS A SERIAL WINNER.

Most United fans, before the season started, knew we would not win the league. It is basically impossible to win the league with a team that did not qualify for the champions league the previous season because champions league competing teams have more money to spend on players and have more access to UEFA training parks across Europe. United simply lacked the resources to win the title this year and United fans all knew it.

You also have to account for terrorism. The people of Manchester have known since around June 2016 that something was planned for the city by ISIS. The club knew it as well. This is actually why we signed Paul Pogba - the more shirts you sell, the more people wearing United shirts around the city, the more potential terrorists stand out (as they would be wearing other clothes, like army gear, arsenal shirts etc). United also drew at Old Trafford so many times due to fear of terrorism meaning attacking footbaall would have made the fans too entertained to notice potential terrorists.

Next season we have the resources and the terrorism has happened. We will win the league.
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remember when manurefags despised europa league because it was a shit competition for shit teams? lmao
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>>76135721
>literally said he doesn't want to compete there, and neither do his players because he wants to focus on the league
>unironically believed he would win the title back in September
>JUST
Phrases like "we'll take it seriously" mean fuck all, just a resignation that it's impossible to pull out of the competition. And what's even better is that he proceeded to lose the game against Feyenoord the next day after moaning about EL holding their PL campaign back LMAO
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>>76135931
9/10, almost perfection
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>>76135172
1. United
2. Chelsea
3. Leicester
4. Tottenham
5. Liverpool
6. Arsenal
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>>76136282
Apologies, but this is not worth screencapping
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>>76136282
Where is City in your dream table?
>>
>>76133670
What's that poo in loo europooean country?
>>
>>76136459
City ceases to exist actually
All blues fans get executed or forced to wear red jerseys
>>
Can someone give me the basic gestalt on why Slovakia grew an anal polyp over Mourinho? I'd bet Zé never set foot there, and I can't recall him even ever managing a Slovakian player.
>>
>>76129270
>tf
>tp
Never fails
>>
>>76137206
He supports juve, because his father worked for fiat. And he is still bitter for pogba leaving juve.
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>>76137206
Because he bullied the weakest Juve in history with Inter, so now I'm enjoying his fall from grace. He had my hateful respect as Mourinho, but this is >mouyes we're discussing. The fact he was appointed as Manure manager only makes it better.
>>76137330
>105 million for Poobag
>bitter
>>
>>76120283
>griezmann an ibra winning a CL
>>
>>76137431
strictly hypothetically speaking, how would you react if he beat Treble Winning European Champions Juventus in the Supercup?

>inb4 it will never happen pajeet poo in loo you customer
I just want to know how you would react, that's all.
>>
>>76137818
which players will be designated by Mourinho to play in 2017/18?
>>
>>76137818
Glad you admit it's improbable, but hypothetically I'd be seriously mad. First though Juve need to beat Real Madrid, and that's a challenge far greater than the Dutch kids manage to pose for Manure. So it's not even granted Juve are playing Supercup
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>>76137818
it will never happen pajeet poo in loo you customer
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>>76137898
>>76137864
How rude of you guys
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>>76137864
>designated
haha memes amirite

seriously speaking I can't see Utd signing any good players. Van Dijk is going to Liverpool and Poop is going to buy all of Monaco's players. Griezmann also said he is going to stay at Atletico.

I think Woody will sign some literal who CDM and Will Keane. Maybe Willian if he wants to leave Chelsea. All of them are too far fetched to happen so

--------------------------Romero--------------------------
Valencia---Jones/Smalling---Bailly---Darmian
-------------Herrera-------------Pogdab---------------
--------------------------Lingard---------------------
Mkhitaryan-------------Rashford-------------Martial

>>76137873
really? I think Jj has it locked. They just need to take care of set pieces and shut down Marcelo+Carvajal+Isco/Asensio. Halal will choke and self destruct.
>>
>>76138015
why the fuck I don't see De Gea? I mean like ever. Is he going to Real or something? Everywhere Romero

also Monaco is going to be completely demolished by transfers, so Manchester will have a share
>>
>>76138059
I think Mourinho wants to play Romero in the cups and De Gea in the league. Which makes sense because Romero is great at saving penalties.

also Monaco

>Silva
to City
>Mbappe
staying
>Fabinho
to City
>Mendy
to City
>Bakayoko
to Chelsea or Arsenal
>Lemar
nobody gives a fuck, maybe Arsenal
>Glik
very small chance, but I don't think he would leave Monaco and Jardim unless they offer him ludicrous money

so all in all, its going to be tough
>>
>>76138121
>mfw Bayern has over 20 great players in surplus
why not Costa or Koman or whoever, I'd love to see Kimmich in United though he is not a big name.
or James Rodriguez
>>
>>76138015
>Jj
Hopefully you're right, if they perform like they did against Barcelona or Monaco then it's in the bag, those were perfect matches. Not even in Serie A Juve did as well against the local top teams. If that's the case it doesn't matter what Madrid do, they'll be out-tacticed. But then again we all know about Juve's CL Final history, so I'm afraid
>Manure
You're being far too conservative, even if Grease stays in Spain they'll bring some huge signing, and several 20-40 million ones. Not saying they'll be any good, but Manure are 100% spending big this summer
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>>76138148
Costa has a good chance to leave Bayern, Coman just got bought, so the chance of him leaving is very small. Kimmich will be molded to be the next Lahm or Alonso at Bayern, most likely Lahm.
>>
Please lord let both dreary shithouse Manchester clubs waste £1bn combined this summer. I need to be there when both managers crack up in the CL
>>
>>76138203
>american
>no clue about football

epic
>>
>>76138148
Bayern has a lot of "good" players, but not many world class ones except Lewandowski and Robben

I've watched Bayern this season and I think Ancelotti needs to be sacked for them to be great again. Bayern were fantastic under Poop and they look clueless now. Ancelotti has ruined Muller too which make me mad.

>Costa
isn't he going to Juventus?
>Coman
Bayern just bought him, they won't sell him so soon
>Sanches
He's probably going somewhere else if he leaves, he rejected Utd before to play for Bayern. Again, only a small chance of him coming because Mourinho said he likes him.
>Kimmich
not going to happen, he's too highly rated at Bayern

>James
they already have a lot of creative players, if they do buy him it will be because Mourinho helping out his buddy Mendes. Besides, I'm not sure how he will fit into Mou's system. His defensive workrate is... non-existent?

>>76138171
You are forgetting Juve beat Madrid not so long ago with Morata and a very old Carlos Tevez in attack. And Pogba in midfield.

again, I think Utd will probably buy some literal whos and 1 meme player to sell shirts.

I think Mourinho will pay some attention to the youth. He's brought through Tuanzebe who looks fantastic for a kid. Mitchell and Harrop are very exciting too. At least two of the 3 are going to feature next season, I think.
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>>76138253
BITTER
I
T
T
E
R
>>76138203
I'd really see Dembele
and desperate Aubamayang is sucking every bigger club's dick
>>
>>76138273
>Mof
>Geen idee waar mensen vandaan komen
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>>76135931
>It is basically impossible to win the league with a team that did not qualify for the champions league the previous season

This sentence describes the last two (2) Premier League Champions
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>>76137533
>Man U makes it to semis
>Mourinho decides to bench Griezmann and Ibra/or they get injured
>Man U wins CL
Screencap this post
>>
Anderlecht gonna stop them
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>>76120283
I will be surprised if they make it to the quarters
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>>76120269
feyenoord
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