/sp/ BTFO AGAIN

>buying a whore for a couple grand a week so you don't look gay

a quick google and you can find her naked selfies

>>76119758
pregnant?

>>76119758
R E A L L Y
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Y

I have unironically done better

Also his house looks like Messi designed it.

>>76119801
Post them

>>76119758
>I really really like women

>fake tits

absolutely disgusting

He's too gay to actually put it inside her

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3068531/cristiano-ronaldo-twins-georgina-rodriguez-surrogate/

>>76119814
Teach me your aways, anon.

>>76119758
>me gusta

fucking redditor

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>>76119814
>I have unironically done better
lol no you havent.

>>76119758
Is he still with Badr Hari?

>>76119849
>surrogate

why???

>>76119874
Badr is supposedly in prison.

>>76119814
>I have unironically done better

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>>76119814
>I have unironically done better

as an american, everything about him screams homo, but then again your average yuro is homo-level fussy.
that is a very pretty lady tho.

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>>76119814

Sure you have, britbong

>>76119887
Is that why he committed tax fraud? To reunite with him at jail?

>>76119978

any girls fat looks like that in this angle

if this girl is so nice why is he going to buy 2 kids from som american whore again?
this dude is a fag

>>76119978
braaaaaapppppptaxessssssssss

>hey look at me I am near a woman

Aaron Rodgers level of damage control

>>76119814
t. Virgin

>>76119959
>it's a fat american pretending to be big manly episode

She looks like Gina Valentina

>>76120029
so he doesn't have to pay alimony in the future

>>76119878
>>76120029
Because it's his child. He's so self-centered he can't share parenthood. Which isn't a bad thing anyway.

>>76120120
she could still pick a nice girl though

>>76119814
Rape doesn't count, Mohammed.

>>76119758
>ronaldo's latest beard

nothing to see here

Who do you think is better at sexually satisfying a woman: Messi or Ronaldo?

>>76120177
they're too successful to care about womeme's satisfaction

Who's taking the picture? cris jr?

I am happy for cr7

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>>76119758
sup bro

>>76120205
Ronaldo's new boyfriend.

>>76120239
So his son?

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>>76119758
LEAVE RONALDO ALONE YOU DUMB GOLD DIGGING WHORE

>>76120219
really really

>>76119758
>me gusta
tienes que volver

>ronaldo is too scared to just come out of the closet so he arranged to be locked up for tax fraud so he gets five good years of that jail ass

>>76120293
Well people like cr7 will only attract gold digging whores ;_;

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He literally has a clause for millions of euros that stop his family discussing his life until 70 years after his death.. #probablyhomo

>>>76119814 (You)

>>76119801
give link?

>>76120293
>>76120321

True.

Straight or gay, I hope Ronnie finds someone who loves him truly

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>>76119758
She has the prototypical golddiggers look
baka TSU

>>76119814
I mean she is pretty average looking, I don't know why most of /sp/ is commenting, not even on the list of most attractive girls we've seen Ronaldo with.

The real question isn't if the britbongs done better, with how many slags there are it isn't that hard to believe the britbong has found someone blessed with good genetics that lived in a poor background meaning they'd be more willing to not fuck just the top 5% of men, but rather the actual question is has the britbong done better on average then him, which is most likely no.

I wonder if he believes no one knows he's actually gay yet.

Based CR7

>>76120539

It's okay to be gay in this day and age. Someone needs to tell him.

>>76120219 also has a similar problem.

>>76119758
Why are all his instagram comments in Arabic?

>>76121131
Dortmund had a fabook post a few days ago for the "day against homophobia"
lots of puking smilies from arab customers

>>76121132
Because only arabs, 12 year olds, and gays follow sports players on instagram

>>76121132

I swear to god that's how it is for almost everything on that site. Instawhores, actors, athletes, etc.

>>76121131
>It's okay to be gay in this day and age

not when your main source of income are arab fucking shits

>>76119866
This is a 10/10 in england

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>>76120317

I'm glad for him if he is gay. Straight man have to deal with so much shit from women. My whole week got ruined because of a slut...

>>76119758

she looks like she could be his sister

>>76121132
Man could you imagine the outrage when he comes out?

Either all the Arabs will attempt to kill him or ronaldo coming out will give all closet Arab fags the motivation to also come out..leading to gay parades in the middle east and social progression...dropping of Islam entirely and become westernized to the core.

>>76119866
>>76119892
>>76119929
>>76119978
>>76120095

>yuropoors actually think this girls is at least an 8/10

She actually does look like your typical slightly above average Latina desu, nothing really special about it. My man tsutnaldo could do better, of course.

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What's CR7 thinking in this picture?

>Why am I following this whore again?
Is my take

>>76119758
She looks like a trap

She looks like a trap. Hahaha Penaldo make a slave.

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What does /sp/ think they both thinking here?

Ronaldo
>Wasted night, wasted money on dinner with a boring whore, wasted brain space listening to her shit. At least she looks good for the pictures.

Rodriguez
>Holy shit he's so gay, thank God he's paying me a lot of cash for this.

>>76125730
>Why did I buy these shoes?

>>76119758

>horse face

not jealous

>>76119849
Whose the real cuck in a surrogate situation?

>>76126956
The child.

>>76126910
lets see ur gf

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KEKSUUUUUU

Was a Ronaldo JR rapebaby?? Anyone know?

>>76127073

im just saying she's very plain/average

you'll see hotter girls at your local gym

>>76120219
>boy I sure do love women
>take this uhh lovely er beautiful woman for example
>really just couldn't be happier that she doesn't have a penis, really couldn't
>hey what do you think Clay Matthews is up to right now

>>76127408
True, but the ass was fat.

Captcha: 1030 Radville

>>76119814
>britbong

maybe if you had any other flag i would believe you but we all know British women are fucking disgusting looking.

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>>76125207
Tsunaldo can't hang out with above average women, sad.

>>76121811
>The poacher that saved middle east

>>76119758
>likes are unironically translated to me gusta
wtf

>>76119758
>using IG in Spanish

CHI

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>>76131256
le_9gag_me_gusta_face.mobi

>>76121811
>gay parades
>the middle east
they would probaly all be jailed and beaten up

>>76131517
Probably

>>76131043
S L O E T J E S
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>>76119814
>done better
>comments on interior design

really makes me think

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>>76127984
kek

Nobody concerned that hes Gay and all his kids are male

and gays tend to abuse

>>76121132
customers

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>>76119758
>me gusta

>>76131963
he plays for halal while living in spain, he can do whatever he wants

remember that chelsea spanish wingback that got away with murder, literally

>>76131963
Delusional desu

>>76125207
The only good looking """Latinas""" are basically full euro. Nativos look like they've just recently evolved from the trees

>>76119758
He's the most obvious gay athlete I have ever seen lmao. Probably has her wear a strap on so he can get hard

>>76119758
Name?

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>>76121811

>>76120425
Source?

>itt: virgins

>>76132075
You say this as if average British people look any better lmao

>>76125988
He looks like he's air dribbling, sign of a true professional who eats sleeps and dreams football

show me 1 (one) picture of Ronaldo with a boner NEAR a woman

>>76119849
You think a top athlete would risk having sex? He needs to stay in top physical condition, not loose energy and stamina over some floozy

>>76125730
>tsuuuu
Imho

>>76119801
Name?

>>76125207
It's not even that I rate the girl, it's just that I don't rate /sp/

>>76120120
Could've sworn he's paying the mother of CR7Jr a cool milli until he's 18 because Ronaldo doesn't want the mother to be poor when Junior is 18 and wants to meet her.

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>>76133082

Western and North Europeans are disgusting.
We are talking about Italian and Spanish grills

>>76120205
his best friend: his publicist

>>76132075
>are basically full euro

And your point is?? Everyone here knows Native American women are ugly, thank god they are not a majority here (and I imagine i'ts the same for the rest of Latin America).

>>76119758
>my gf is friends with ronaldo

feelsgoodman

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hmmm

>>76119801
how much does it actually cost to pay a woman like this to be your exclusive gf?

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>>76136495
>I'M IRAN I LOVE CR7

>>76136401
>Live in South America
>Native Americas are not majority
wtf is majority then?

>>76136675
M*stizos and wh*tes

>>76119758
I swear I recognise that guy in the photo. ISn't he the one that the papers say raped a woman in Las Vegas and he only got off because he paid her $500k?

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>>76136884
not true not true

just german butthurt from DER SPIEGEL

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>>76137145
DER TRUTH

>>76120118
You got me in the mood, thanks Pierre

>>76119814
>his house looks like Messi designed it.

He did

>>76119805
Ronaldo only fucks test tubes

>>76121811
>Noble Peace Prizes:
Messi: 0
Ronaldo: 1

>>76136495
Seriously who the fuck buys CR7 underwear, shoes and all the crap he has branded?
I have never seen any of his crap in stores or people wearing it.

>>76125730
from behind she kind of looks like a dude

>>76119814
muhammad 12 year olds dont count

>>76119758
You'd have to be dumb or in denial to not realize that TSUU is gay

He's still based as fuck and winning his 5th ballon d'or this year

>>76125988
"Fucking camera flashes everywhere blinding me"

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what do you think of my new underwear range anon?

funny that she just got a fat contract with a modelling agency after they announce being BF and GF


http://www.elmundo.es/loc/2017/05/20/591f1ad4468aeb59668b4679.html

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THIS is what a world class leader and captain does:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVS4YEGZXfs

THIS is why Ronaldo is better than Messi. If the roles were reversed here, Messi would be hiding in a corner somewhere afraid to make eye contact with anyone.

>>76148777
I love how he has to make everything about himself