first for sens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrw
predict tonight's score
>sens 3-2 in OT
Would the rags have won a cup if Cherepanov didn't die?
Would the nucks have won a cup if Bourdon didn't die?
How do you, as the snes, defeat the pongs away?
>>76118014
>Would the nucks have won a cup if Bourdon didn't die?
no but if manny wasnt kill we would have
Is this bitch farting a pens logo?
>>76118032
ooga booga bix nood
>>76118032
Heh, kek
>>76117975
nice cartoon senpai.
>>76117975
Is she farting out a pongs logo?
>>76118061
Talk like a human, monkey.
>>76118061
What does bix mood mean
>>76118019
Stand in front of Anderson all night and pray for a luck snipe/bounce
Looks like she's farting out the Penguins logo
>>76118097
It is Basketball-American for "nude pictures."
>>76118105
fuck off faggot fuck
Why doesn't Prince Edward Island/Newfoundland /Labrador/Nova Scotia/New Brunswick have a hockey team?
*gets a game 7 hatty*
>>76118124
you are the worst poster go fuck yourself
>>76118124
My brother in law and I were talking about that today. Saying the Senators should be moved to Halifax. Huge Sens fan btw.
last two digits determine number of karlsson's on-ice minutes tonight
>>76118124
beautiful areas, cool people (the friendliest you'll meet) but a sparse and far-flung population.
A lot of good players have come from there, though
>>76118124
the newfoundland newfoundlands vs the labrador labradors
>>76118160
I honestly believe it.
>>76118160
>60
wew lad
>>76118160
>>76118157
>sens move to halifax
>renamed the whalers so they can use the most based sports logo in history
are the islanders just a meme team for hipsters? how do cities have enough fans for multiple teams?
>>76118012
OTT 3 - 1 PIT
>>76118160
were sending our energy karlsson-san \o/
>>76118083
>>76118160
Boucher should have done that since the beginning of the playoffs desu. Karlsson proved he's unkillable after all and >our defense excluding him and Methot is absolute dogshit
>>76118160
>>76118208
>>76118012
Sens win 4-2
>>76118160
Noice
>one /hoc/ thread lasted 19 hours
>during the playoffs
Face it. /hoc/ is dead
>>76118160
It's going to OT3 tonight so that isn't too bad
>>76118273
there were no games yesterday.
>>76118273
too many gay yurofag homos ruining it
>>76118283
>OT3
oh god please no.
!
Last digit determines how many OTs tonight's game will have (if 0, the game ends in regulation).
Last two digits determine who gets the GWG.
>>76118273
They last that long because no one posts images. Number of images is what kills threads, genius, not the number of posts.
>>76118323
>23
pens: Scott Wilson
sens: Jyrki Jokipakka
>>76118180
I kek'd
>>76118340
>Number of images is what kills threads, genius, not the number of posts.
>>76118340
go away you big dumbo
>>76117975
lol shes farting a penguin stink cloud
>>76118180
>that greentext
Everytime.
>>76118264
I believe Canada can win the Olympics without NHL players, just send the junior team
>>76118420
thank you sweden, you are a good friend in these trying times
Will this happen tonight? Disarm the trap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E
>>76118264
>
Happy Pongs elimination day
>>76118283
I wouldn't even be upset. Game 7 OT is the perfect time for it.
/r/ the paste bin with all the karlsson videosu
>>76118500
make a thread on /r/ requesting it and I'll post it
>>76118188
Make it red black see what it looks like
>>76118547
the fsjal crest and helm logo were a nice touch
happy penguin elimination day everybody
its gonna be a comfy scf with preds vs snes
>>76118614
nashville/ottawa sounds so kino, i pray it happens instead of nashville/pittsburgh = capeshit
>>76118313
She used to be so cute.
Hey guys I haven't had much time for sports since I started med school forever ago. The last time I went to a game was like, 2009 or 10? I was a huge Atlanta Thrashers fan.
Can someone catch me up on how they're doing or who their big players are at the moment? I heard they traded Kovalchuk but after that I just stopped paying attention.
>>76118672
>>76118686
canadian royalty
>>76118680
How do you feel about mosquitoes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH3OzR0uhSg
Lel
>>76118231
>>76118083
gross REEEEEEEEEE
>>76118712
Kill them on sight
>>76118559
i made like 20 of them a while ago.
>>76118680
thrashers are doing well got beat by buffalo in the semis this year though. next year is their year
>>76118264
>>76118459
Hello
Wait, people actually think Ottawa is going to beat Pittsburgh tonight? lol
Wait, people actually think pissburgh is going to beat shottawa tonight? lol
>>76118842
Great no ass and no tits. She's probably happy that jersey covers the lack of them.
>>76118680
sorry anon
>>76118842
Avril or bust
>>76118926
Had to google it but that's some bullshit.
>>76118668
lol that monkey
>>76118951
Wait were you not baiting
>>76118919
>no hips
>no tits
>no ass
yet she still somehow manages to be the most beautiful woman in the world. is there anything she CAN'T do?
>>76118974
Anal.
>>76118974
>is there anything she CAN'T do?
find a man to settle down with
>>76118974
Deadlift a bar with no weights
>>76118974
maintain a relationship
>>76118974
look sexually attractive
>>76117975
It looks like she's brapping a stinky fart penguin out her ass.
this is the worst thread in quite some time
>>76118954
wut?
that's not a fucking monkey, Vodka.
>>76118959
Why would I bait a hockey thread by asking a hockey question?
>tfw remembering the based Alfredsson/Heatley/Spezza/Redden combo
why are swedish captains so based?
>>76119022
pre-game
don't let it worry you
>>76119028
is that a trap?
>>76119028
Who is she??
>>76119028
>Melody Kush
>Kush
dropped tbf
>>76119029
They're not finns
>>76119039
>she
>>76118672
you don't find her attractive in that pic??
>>76119029
CASH line was one of the best
rip Snyder
>>76118929
its like they suited her up blindfolded and let a special needs kid tape her stick. what exactly is happening here?
Pens elimination day
>>76118313
What the fuck is up with her chin
>>76118929
>3-14
Holy shit lmao
>>76119072
Lel, good pic!
>>76119082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lhD3lFpAWw
>>76119106
canadians were a mistake
% chance murray falls apart under birthday pressure?
>>76119176
last two digits of my post determine the %
>>76119168
taytay is 1D
>8 pm start
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck off NBC
>>76119215
>sens have 15% chance to make it to the SCF
Those are better odds than I would have given them at the beginning of the season desu
>>76119260
Joanna newsom?
>>76119036
This does not represent the penguins.
>>76119280
kek
>>76119276
I think that was 15% for the Pens.
>>76119357
>15% chance murray falls apart under birthday pressure
>>76119311
What the fuck movie is this shit from?
>>76119440
ace ventura: search for the elusive cuck
>>76119440
youre a stupid faggot: the musical
>>76119440
Mr Poppers Penguins one would guess
Is the relocation of Atlanta Thrashers what happens when a city runs out of white people?
>>76119440
>lets shoehorn hockey into this film!
>>76119440
I would guess that movie he did about him getting obsessed with penguins
>>76119453
>>76119454
>>76119458
Never saw or heard of any of these, you faggots. Bet they don't even exist.
>>76119465
>>76119458
kill yourselves
>>76119465
Yeah, I agree with you.
>>76119475
>you in charge of making good bets
>>76119215
>15%
so youre saying theres a chance
>hiring Ott
Stop making these fucking threads. Theres no game on today.
>>76119651
>Theres no game on today.
>>76119651
for an elephantposter you sure have a shitty memory
>>76118420
But who cares about Olympics without NHL players?
>>76119661
>>76119692
game is tomorrow, morons
>>76119713
meme time zones don't register here now swecuck the yuropoor tourney is over
>>76119741
>>76118129
celebrates with 3 hot dogs
>SportsCentreVerified account @SportsCentre 20m20 minutes ago
>HEADING BEHIND THE BENCH: After a 14-year playing career, Steve Ott has been named an assistant coach of the @StLouisBlues.
>>76119835
>>76119835
he should buy the senators and rename them Ott Senators
What is the most Finnish phrase you can think of?
>>76119771
Tomorrow for us, not for them
Shouldn't be rocket science
Guy Boucher left Pittsburgh with a Game 7 win six years ago. Will history repeat itself tonight?
What happens when a team with no offense meets a team with no defense?
>>76119983
i am depress, no liiga hokkei.
>>76119983
Vedä vitun sveduhintti hame korviin ja pakene vuorille
>>76120019
Sens win cup
>>76119983
Hei Pekka haluaa humalassa saunassa?
>>76118264
>>76118459
Are there actually any attractive full blooded Native girls?
All the "alright" looking one are Metis.
>>76119988
german tier post
>>76119983
benis in anus
>>76119835
They ott to find a better ass coach
>>76119983
>suomalainen maalivahtipeli
>>76119983
And Finland loses again
I believe that the Senators will win tonight.
>>76120074
>>76120094
good swede posts
>>76120055
Dubs of truth.
>>76119077
>cash line
Kill yourself you fucking bandwagoning dipshit. It's the Pizza line
>>76120144
Dubs of truth.
Last digit shows how many goals against Pekka are scored in the stanlee's finals
>>76120157
The curse strikes again
>>76120162
Truth but not dubs.
>>76120157
7-5 Pens Win
okay
Preds will win with the dubs of absolute truth
>>76120180
>>76120176
No no reroll. That didn't happen. Fuck. Try this again.
Pens win with the divine power of infinite singles
Hockey is reddit prove me wrong
Pro tip you can't
>>76120167
Penguins win all seven games 1-0 confirmed
Sens will win and tomorrow's /hoc/ will be filled to the brim with pongs fans so buttmad over refs that they'll make oilers fans look like Bettman himself
>>76120215
yeah but refpuck is real
>>76120212
best of 13?
>>76120224
You don't have to rev up your but already
>>76117365
What did he mean by this?
>>76120314
The girl in the webm has colored her hair in a dark color. But then she has let her natural blonde hair grow out, making for a rather ugly dark/blonde combo. According the poster it is a white trash-sign.
t. not him
>>76120191
There, thats better.
>>76120145
not even a sensfan but ok faggot
>>76118019
The trap
>>76118019
Hire a young Thai ladyboy to poison Sid before the game
>>76120351
>blonde girls like to have black hair
>black haired girls like to have blonde hair
why not just stick with your own colour?
tfw your team needs power plays to score goals and a goalie to stop 45 shots to win a game.
Lel good fucking luck
>rags
>>76120429
Shut the fuck up
>sens take 5-0 lead in first period
>pongs make it 4-5 by the end of the second
>at the end of the third period, Karlsson's ankle finally shatters, and a piece of it lodges in Crosby's neck, sidelining him for 6 months and prompting Bettman to mandate all new players wear neckguards
>without Karlsson, the sens let in 2 goals in the last 25 seconds and the pongs advance
t. future mongoloid
Read that Addidas is taking over jersey production next season: What do people think about this?
I don't know who handled them before Reebok, but I have to say I was disappointed in the quality of the replica jerseys from Reebok. I've got a Starter replica from the 90s thats twice as thick as the Reebok one. For $175 MSRP you shouldn't be able to see through the material like its a paper towel imho
>>76120429
keep posting
>>76120479
blogging ass faggot shut the fuck up
>>76120479
I concur, Reebok was shit.
>I don't know who handled them before Reebok
Reebok bought out the first company to make all the jerseys for every team. Prior to 2000, it varied by team.
Sen army!
We fight <unintelligible>
Come on all all of you
to step <unintelligible>
will them...to victory!
we will <unintelligible> no prisoners,
we will never surrender,
we have one mission: to win!
Become <unintelligible> the Sens army
and victory will be ours.
Rise up! Rise!
<unintelligible>
and lift their swords
and welcome our true heroes
<unintelligible>
Will anyone buy a Vegas jersey? Isn't it too hot in Vegas to wear anything other than a t-shirt?
>>76120479
It's, according to rumours, only 13 teams that will get redesigns; reckon the others will just have Adidas slapped on their jerseys
Tbh I like Adidas' soccer jerseys, so I'm okay
What's the Maatta?
sens better not win tonight.
they'll easily destroy nashville & I want my jets to be the first team to bring back the cup to kanata in 25 yrs.
>>76120579
>they'll easily destroy nashville
do people really think this? (im a sens fan)
>>76120579
49 years is not enough, make it 50 and we'll talk.
>>76120573
thyroid cancer
Sens gonna win
>>76120648
you promise?
they have nice odds
Stay in yo lane /hoc/
>>76120672
I would put money on it. Whoever wins tonight is taking the cup, that's for sure
Preds lost Johansen to hip injury, and captain fisher took a bad knee to the head. They aren't playing full strength for the stanley cup final
fuck this game's gonna be intense
2 hours till go time
>>76118160
DIGITS DON'T LIE
C O N F I R M E D
Chicago pizza > New York fake vomit cardboard
>>76120751
>chicago
>pizza
huh?
Last 2 digits is player who scores gwg tonight
>>76120769
I think he's talking about Chicago tomato soup
>>76120751
italian pizza > american """pizza'
>>76120787
O fugggg what have I done
>>76120787
Lol no
>>76120787
>>76120787
DELET THIS
>>76120787
>>76120802
Have memes gone too far?
>>76120787
Don't worry, dubs confirm its an own goal.
>>76120787
Good guys finally catch a break
As much as I want the Sens to win, they're not going to win tonight.
You can't sell the game in the US with a team like the Sens. Especially if they can't even sell out their home arena in the conference finals.
They want to market the game.
It sucks.
Reposting the poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13036845/
>>76120787
>>76120902
i wonder how someone came up with that character
>>76120974
living 30 years and seeing the world
>>76120787
FUCK YOU. IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS.
>>76120902
Sens aren't going to win because they are the inferior team. Even Boucher himself admitted it.
They won game 6 because of marketing reasons. Pretty much everyone who isn't a Sens fan knows that Daley scored and that the Sens shouldn't have been on a 5 on 3. It was a bogus two goal swing that wasn't achieved off of skill or merit but merely league help. But It keeps some Canadians watching for longer and is also better for the league to have some game 7's.
>>76120787
GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL
pizza times pizza
>>76120941
I genuinely believe the >rags have the best whites of all time. But the coloreds are kind of shit, and I don't know why. I think the blue is too bright or something. If they used the dark blue that would probably be better.
I think >our jerseys are also good, but I think a deeper red would be better for home. I just hope reebok doesn't fuck with >our logo next season.
>>76117975
Looks like she farted out a raunchy cloud of assgas
>>76120981
yeah but why a smooth talking brit with bad teeth/hygiene?
>>76121033
Post cheeses lad.
>>76121051
because cleanliness is next to godliness
why would you want to look rich and posh
77 for game 7 get
>>76121078
Is goat cheese the GOAT cheese ?
>>76121039
I voted >Rags too desu.
Something about their overall design scheme just works well together.
Im guessing people voting Sharks and Snes is just an indicator of who posts in /hoc/ because those are in no way the best designs.
>>76120466
>crysby gets injured
>snes get an automatic penalty
>they are missing a D now
>but he doesnt even kill penalties
>pens can start scoring again
Something doesnt add up
>>76120787
can i be in the screencap?
>>76121111
Anything smoked is goat tbqh lad. That or blue cheese. I don't really like goat cheese myself desu
Penguins are the good guys
is cheese the most reddit dairy product?
>>76121161
do people really even screencap /sp/ posts?
>>76121176
is calling something reddit the most /reddit/ post?
>>76121176
yes, only retards eat fermented cow pus
>>76121165
Have you ever had garlic and chive goat cheese? Personally I am not a fan of blue cheese and have tried in multiple ways. My tastebuds just don't care for it.
Can we be friends over liking smoked cheese though? Gouda and cheddar are my favorite to be smoked.
>>76120943
I only eat dairy products that come from Kippers mums udders
>>76121195
is reddit the most reddit thing on the internet?
>>76121176
Creme Fraiche is
Now kys yourself for being a faggot reddit poster tbs (to be sincere)
>>76121235
nah facebook is more reddit
>>76121222
that makes you retarded though, just look at Kippers.
>>76121218
Agreed on smoked cheese.
>>76120781
The minor league baseball Hartford Yard Goats are honoring the Hartford Whalers this summer
>>76121222
terrible fucking post
>>76121249
mostly because we consider Nignogs human instead of an ape so by default we call everyone else human too.
>>76121260
10/10 jersey and mascot
How many of you guys have eaten horse? Its illegal here. Meanwhile they run rampant in the west and destroy the environment. But weird horse girls have nothing better to do than call their politicians so nothing has been done about it.
I hear it is pretty lean protein, did it make you more athletic?
>>76121235
things that are the most reddit in order
>tumbler
>/hoc/
The Sens winning or losing depends ALL on Karlsson's performance tonight.
He's +5 in the series.
>>76121295
>eating horse is illegal in murrica
What the actual fuck
if snes win kippers has to go on a date with me!
>>76121295
i sometimes buy it, better than pork but worse than beef
>>76121314
right? we slaughter pigs and cows methodically by the billions but the precious horsies must be preserved
>>76121295
>run rampant
>destroy the enivronment
this is an incredibly uninformed post.
The wild horse population is dwindling quickly because of people slaughtering the horses for chinese buyers.
Also, they were never "rampant" nor did they destroy the environment. There have always been far more deer than horse even with deer hunting being legal.
Horses don't actually populate that much and it takes years for them to develop.
>>76121328
why do people get so upset when dumbass mutts are slaughtered for juicy meat?
>>76121328
They aren't being preserved, they are being rounded up and slaughtered for China.
Americans don't need to eat horse because we already produce so much other meat.
Europoors only started eating horse because they have a history of starving to death.
Chinese eat them because they have no soul and eat literally everything.
>>76121347
your guess is as good as mine. i'd say they probably hate their lives and have a meaningless existence so they have to define themselves through some pointless moral crusade
>>76121314
Until 2007, only three horse meat slaughterhouses still existed in the United States for export to foreign markets, but they were closed by court orders resulting from the upholding of aforementioned Illinois and Texas statutes banning horse slaughter and the sale of horse meat.
Now they travel hundreds of miles in a trailer to Mexico to be slaughtered. It is far less humane.
Murrica is very fucked up when it comes to the treatment of animals.
>>76121372
>moral crusade
>SJW
>animal preference
Are "animal lovers" truly Reddit? Domesticated pigs are smarter and cleaner than dogs, and they don't eat their own shit.
>>76121404
shut the fuck up
I'm ready for whatever comes. It's been a good run.
>>76121404
>pigs
>cleaner
you tried
My Grandfather was a hog farmer. Pigs eat practically anything and spend their days rolling in mud to keep cool.
There is nothing clean about a pig. However, they are fairly easy to raise because as you said they aren't totally stupid.
>>76121404
(Most) Vegans are useally Tumblr heroes desu
>>76121161
this is the most reddit post ever
>>76121431
I worked at an upscale grocery store in highschool. Instead of throwing out expired stuff or any hot foods at the end of the day we threw them in the "hog barrel". Those pigs ate pretty well but they were also cannibals.
>>76121431
There's a difference between domesticated house pigs and of course pigs raised for farming or wild boar. Just like there's a difference between wild dogs and pet dogs. Pig farms used to be connected to human waste disposal.
>>76121476
fugg
>>76121476
lol they are disgusted by it
>>76121464
yes, they are the most indiscriminate eaters on the planet. They will not only eat any kind of meat (including themselves) but they'll eat all other edible food types as well.
Even bears use more discretion than pigs, and they get desperate when its getting near hibernation.
>>76121366
>Chinese
>human
Pick 1
>>76121500
wouldn't you be disgusted too if you had to sit next to this thing?
Please anyone, post a Wojak Sens supporter
>>76121524
>>76121543
I meant the standing one
>OP image
is this /brapppp/ general?
>>76121557
>>76121524
>>76121529
>>76121557
Can Karlsson even stand? I've heard players say skating is less painful than walking with certain injuries.
I make the best pulled pork burger in the world.
>>76121577
>not the one with the fat pegger
>>76118160
your last digit coincidentally refers to the resulting number of pongs goals
>>76121599
>>76121566
Makes me think of Näslund which makes me cry. He deserved better
>>76121594
In murrica that is called a pulled pork sandwich. Typically made from pork shoulder. We also have hamburger style patties made from what would normally fill a casing. These are typically called brat burgers since brats, short for bratwurst, is a generic named for grilled sausages like kleenex or band-aids.
Get your shit straight Kiwi.
Are snes the good guys?
>>76121599
>>76121621
How do we fix /ck/?
>>76121637
Macke was a great dude, probably one of my fav Canucks.
Retired too early and didn't retire with the Canucks :(
>>76121657
Yes
Snes are the rebels in Star Wars
And Pens are the Empire
>>76121674
moar /burger/ threads?
>>76119983
BENIS IN BAGINA :DDDDD
the only way to enjoy bulled bork is to make it into a slider
then have it with slaw or sauerkraut
>>76120429
>why not just stick with your own colour?
>>>/pol/
>>76120479
Reebok is a garbage fucking company
who /allin/ here?
If the snes lose tonight, who should I cheer for?
Pens?
>>76120514
delet this
>>76121708
>top with slaw
I feex for Keepeers -_-
>>76120787
thanks faggot
http://www.strawpoll.me/13042484
http://www.strawpoll.me/13042484
http://www.strawpoll.me/13042484
http://www.strawpoll.me/13042484
http://www.strawpoll.me/13042484
>>76121741
yes
/ourguy/ wins tonight
check em
>>76121708
why don't you cheer for pittsburgh?
they even let an asian win the cup
>>76117975
You may only reply to this post if your favorite NHL team has never lost a game.
>Not so fast everybody else.
>>76120543
They've already decided that the Vegas jerseys will be sleeveless
>>76121806
If they become a team with many swedes on the team, I'm in
>>76121809
>that post gave me a ___
>>76121461
lurk more redditor
>>76121761
and if you ever needed more proof about how fucking REDDIT /hoc/ is just look at this poll.
Pittsburgh is antireddit you fucking cucks.
>>76121821
Literally undefeated in history.
>>76121761
GREAT results
>get "future considerations" from Vegas and get Pomminville to waive his no move clause so they select him
>bribe them with Kunin aka bust to accomplish this
>tell Coyle and Koivu to step their shit up
>give Granlund HGH
>make Jordan Greenway live with Stewart
>hope Kaprizov doesnt turn out to be a KHL/Russian shitter
>suck buttman's dick so Parise's contract can be restructured
>ban Fletcher from making any trades during the season
>put chubbs in a woodchipper
>make Danielle Spurgeon and Carly Zucker ice girls
>rename the team
>put Greenlay in a woodchipper
>ban Dumba from the numerous southeast asian restaurants in St. Paul until he can actually play D
Anything I am missing?
>>76121654
Its not a sandwich if its in a burger bun
Doesn't matter what you call it, its the best thing in the world
>>76121829
ok kiddo
>>76121832
what's more reddit than calling something reddit?
answer : reddit
>>76121832
true reddit wants to bandwagon hipster good teams like ottawa or nashville. not teams that they think are mainstream. therefore pittsburgh is the only antireddit team left
Looking forward to this sens finishing the sweep tonight
>>76121846
a good hockey player
Kek has sealed the pack. Snes are doomed to win.
>>76121846
>root for a different team
got the most important one
>>76121754
huh what's wrong
and slaw is best made with apple cider instead of mayonnaise
only gaylord sissyboys like mayo
>>76121850
>mad
>at a meme
>a silly one nonetheless
hahahah u
>>76121859
this is objectively false. reddit is ruled by whatever's mainstream. they flock to it like flies to a dungpile
>>76121865
There is literally nothing wrong with their top 4 D. Suter and Scandella having big contracts is the only downside but they have both rebounded after losing their fathers.
>>76121873
Sorry not bandwagon scum
>>76121736
Getting nice and comfy for this one.
anybody else watching this NCAA softball game while waiting for the game to come?
these girls butts are FAT AS FUCK like no lie i'm full stiffy without touching
>>76120797
>burnt crust
>less cheese than delissio frozen garbage
>barely enought bland looking tomato paste to cover the bland looking crust
>fucking leafs
vomited in my mouth/10
>>76121848
Burgers are technically still sandwiches tho
>>76121925
Fuck off whaler
ERIK KARLSSON TA MIN ENERGI
>>76121917
What are you sacrificing ahead of the game?
>>76121809
I cannot tell if you are joking or if they are doing this, so please post a link if it is true.
>>76121939
>lowtest
>>76119983
Vittu Perkele :DD
>>76121917
Told you parents you're gay yet?
>>76121929
i know this is bait but it still made me angry
good job
>>76121957
Ham planet with no standards
>>76121956
no sleeves is illegal dumbass, why do you think they paint ovechkins elbow pads because he refuses to roll his sleeves down
>>76120787
Please no
>>76121925
>my team
Got shafted in the tournament setup so im boycotting it. Found my roommate passed out on the couch with his hand down his pants after work watching it once though.
>>76121846
w-what's HGH?
>>76121925
I want to get beat up by a softball player desu
>>76121983
Helping Gay Handjobs
>>76120787
kek
>>76121848
>>76121934
Are you guys seriously going to argue about burgers with a burger?
>t. americlap
>>76120787
Fuck you
>>76121978
Obviously I was referring to the jerseys sold to "fans," not the jerseys worn by the skaters.
>>76121925
>>76121998
i want to get beat off by a softball player...... and her butt
>new expansion announced for 3 teams
>everyone cheering since they think Quebec, Seattle and Hartford will get teams
>announcement of who gets chosen is about to be held
>room is filled with Whalers, Nordiques and potential jerseys for Seattle
>(((Bettman))) shows up to the crowd
>first time he doesn't get booed as people are all excited to see their new teams
>"Finally, I see you're all excited. I'm proud to announce that the cities we have chosen through this process were chosen to what will be the best for the league"
>everyone silent
>"I am proud to announce the creation of the Mexico City Runners, the San Francisco Rainbows and Salt Lake City Mountains
>cheering stops
>everyone shocked and silent
>crowd starts booing him
>NHL collapses a few years later
Dubs and this happens
>>76122004
Burgers were invented in Germany.
Amerisharts should stop appropriating German culture
>>76121846
I was worried that you would say that Jonas Brodin and Joel Eriksson Ek are shit
>>76121761
meme magic
>>76120902
Shut the fuck up
why wasnt hoffman fined or suspended for spraying water from the bench at a player (crosby)?
>>76122004
I was agreeing with the burger about the burgers you cunt don't lump me in with the confetti's autism
>>76121983
Human Growth Hormone. If he is 8 feet tall it is much harder for people to slash and break his hand which is what happened this year.
>>76121910
you would know mr. reddit
>>76122022
No they weren't sheepfucker
>>76122043
you are the most reddit poster here
>>76122021
Rolling for mexico expansion
>>76122035
>>76122035
becuase "spraying" onto another man can be seen as a homosexual advance and """"Hockey is for Everyone""""
>>76122035
Because NHL DOPS is a joke.
>>76121983
having gay homosex
>>76122021
The Mexico City franchise would unironically be much more successful than the fags in San Fran or the Mormons that wouldn't support their team by drinking $20 beer.
>>76122049
obsessed
>>76122021
Dubs and league collapses in <5 years
>>76122054
We already have a team in Costa Rica so it shouldn't be that far off
>>76122070
Shut the fuck up
>>76122081
Dubs and the league collapses before Canada ever wins again.
>>76122049
who is reddit currently bandwagoing? sir redditshillington?
oh yeah thats right the predditors
>>76122023
Nah m8. I imagine Brodin will get protected and I hope he does. Oak is still young but has shown a lot of promise. It sucks they burned a year of the ELC for basically nothing though. He is still ugly.
>>76122070
Another night of this unfunny cat eater
>>76122094
No they still haven't jumped off the penguin's bandwagon from last year
>tfw you started the predditors meme
>tfw its taking off
feels good bros
>>76122112
i coined the term
>>76122046
Amerisharts upset that the EU will overtake the dying nation of PooSA
>>76122121
Shut the fuck up
>>76122112
t. Salty Hawks fan
>>76118197
>eyeliners
>>76122110
trends say otherwise, this must be your first day here
>>76122110
>giving the mentally unstable reddit poster (You)s please don't do this Canada.
I am asking as a friend.
>>76122123
Piss off to cric faggot
The Predditors series vs the Hawks was a fluke. They should replay the series, until then I'm skeptical that they deserve to be playing for the cup.
hmm
Praise Kek
>>76122149
huh?
>>76122139
of course the trend hasn't changed because they didn't jump off the bandwagon so there's not going to be any trending shift this year you mentally deficient mongoloid negroid
will Pageau pop off tonight?
>>76122147
Isn't it Friday there? Why are you so fucking slow?
>>76122170
explain this>>76122149
friendo
>>76121960
t. Lives in a rathole and wonders why he gets no pussy.
makes you think hmm?
THE TIME APPROACHES SWIFTLY
>>76122186
we can only hope
Did you know Nail Yakupov is Muslim?
>>76122142
Do I know you? Friend Request denied
@76122197
Outpatient ends at 6:30?
I feel this is going to be a really one sided game
>>76122197
huh?
>>76121761
>tfw accidentally clicked pens
subtract one from that lad
>>76122149
>penguins don't change because 95% of reddit already bandwagoned them last year
yep i was right
What does Oilers do to attract good players?
I mean, no one wants to live in the middle of Alberta where it's frickin cold?
>>76122211
Did you go to Las Vegas in March in 2016 or are you a big Elvis fan? If not we probably haven't met.
Sorry if I was too aggresive.
Pens - Sens thread
>>76122212
>>76122212
>>76122212
>trashville isnt reddi-
dont think so kiddos
>>76122236
They pissed off the only guy to make the playoffs with them and dragged them to the finals. The only time they made the playoffs in 20 years.
Pissed him and his wife off.
So he went and won a Cup the following year with a different team.
>>76120073
Native chicks are hot until the child abuse catches up to them and they become alcoholics and coke addicts.
>>76122253
>hockey page is filled with preds posts right after preds win a series
oh wow, how shocking. you're really stetching in your desperation, redditguin
>>76122253
Why is google suggesting Katy Perry tickets for you?
>>76122253
kek most reddit team
with the most reddit player - pk subhuman
>>76122236
I'd live in Alberta over Detroit, Chicago and Philadelphia.. among others, any day of the week
>>76122236
it's pretty similar to calgary
still better than winnipeg and minneapolis
it's not climate, or being a boring city
only montreal and toronto have as much pressure
>>76122286
that's why you don't let the abuse ever stop
>>76122286
>become alcoholics
Don't you know that they are born drunk
redidt is about tot be BLOWN THE FUCK OUT tonight
fuck shittawa fucking redditcuck team
>power outage all over downtown Ottawa
>won't be fixed until 1am
Fuck.
>>76122396
Pens are more reddit-tier than Sens?
>>76122286
Not to be rude, but we (white people) should've finished them off when we had the chance. It's caused a lot more problems for Canada keeping them alive.
has /hoc/ been enjoying the new season of twin peaks?
So many butthurt Reddithawks and Redditguins fans ITT
>>76122427
>inb4 comfyfag plebs complain about the surrealism
its amazing lad.
>>76122455
you are the last person on the planet that can call a person butthurt. back to your shithole
Let the knitting commence
>>76122461
it's everything i never knew i wanted, the comfy bar music scenes at the end are so perfect
i mean what was i supposed to expect 26 years later? i wasn't even alive when it first aired
Don't they ever change the guy to sing the national anthem in Pittsburgh? He's terrible
>>76122413
But then how could a man get a cheap hooker around here?
>>76122545
holy shit you are legitimately retarded.
>>76122545
both murray and fleury are american you fucking retarded 3rd world inbred piece of shit
>>76122545
>trying to guess identities on an anonymous imageboard
why are 3rd worlders so fucking retarted?
>>76122615
who's the american goalie retard
@76122632
I'm neither and I think you should seriously consider killing yourself, you fucking faggot.
>>76122662
so what happens if the Pens win and Murray is the goalie?
please explain how you're this stupid
>>76122662
murray is canadian you retard, jesus christ
>>76122545
>fag
>>76122615
>you retarded inbred redneck
>>76122632
>Shitposters on /hoc/
>>76122662
>Jesus Christ
that's a lot of confidence for a retard from the third world. you are wrong about everything you've ever spoken about
>third world idiot deleted his posts
o i am laffing
it would be nice if his dumbass got banned again though
>>76122615
>>76122632
>>76122662
AHAHAHAHAHA HE DELETED HIS POSTS
I hope you kill yourself out of shame now
People make mistakes
Sorry
>>76122898
shut the fuck up faggot
>>76122752
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
HOW CAN ONE NIGGER BE SO STINKY SMELLY THIRD WORLD?
Shame he didn't get b& though
Fucking assholes
Just wait for Sens to win this
>>76122898
it would be hilarious if you were the abu slovak
getting btfo twice this badly, holy shit
>>76123132
you're a devils fag you cuck
>>76123145
he's an underage weeb in a third world shithole, he gets btfo everyday just by waking up
>>76123183
>Devils fan
>cuck
If you say so, fag
If I get 5 (You)s I will kill myself on live TV at PPG right now
>>76124648
>dion poonoof has gotten further than the laffs
>76124648
not giving a (You), don't do it plz
>karlsson gives up goal
>creates goal 20 seconds later
how can anyone pretend he isn't actually a winger
>>76121806
BANDWAGON BITCH, i've been following them since before they were cool.
>>76120787
>All those injuries ensuring the Ducks get fucked even harder in the expansion
Absolutely fucking glorious friends.
>Sens
my heart stops every shot
I need some >Finnish goaltending, preferably pekka gifts quick, /hoc/.
JUST FUCKING SCORE
hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
We /repeat/ now
>Snes couldn't tire them out for at least another 3 OTs
pathetic
CANADA FUCKING SUCKS
>CANADIAN """"""HOCKEY""""""
>Anderson screened AGAIN
>CANADIAN HOCKEY
feels good mang
THANK YOU based Penguins for not allowing the meme SNES to get to the final
Now please sweep the Preds, the memes need to end. They were taken too far this year
THE RAGS HAVE A CUP MORE RECENTLY THAN ALL OF CANADA AND IT LASTS ANOTHER YEAR!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how about all those scripts you ran for the snes
>>76129008
Preds can't be stopped, sorry m8
Fuck the pens tho. Enjoy getting trolled by finnish goaltending.
>predditors
>penguins
at least there is no more reason to watch
Chris FUCKING kunitz of all people. Christ almighty
And so the stage is set
the memes finally ran out for ottawa
turns out you can make it all the way to the conference final with zero offensive punch and a bit of luck
And now Melnyk will think that the Sens are legitimate contenders and still refuse to let Dorion spend to the cap. Fuck this gay Earth.
new bread
>>76129099
>>76129099
>>76129099
>>76129110
he can even blame the fans now, rip in peace
>>76129121
>4 posts early
Sens were on life support in the first OT. Anderson should feel no shame
LGTS
CANADIAN HOCKEY
>>76129110
>being 4 post early
Congratulations Pittsburgh
GG Ottawa. That's a hell of a defense ya got there.
Now, here's hoping Nashville puts up a fight somehow
The bad guys keep winning. Should have been 2007
>>76129214
I feel ya
>>76118012
Damn
>>76129214
This this this