/heem/

who should angela magana fight for her ufc return?

>>76117615
Thiccenzie

>>76117600
He's right. Karolina had ten seconds of success.
>>76117615
Angela Hill.

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UFC 212 Conference call in 4 bongs, 10 bings

>>76117627
>Karolina had ten seconds of success

And Andrade had absolutely none lol

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JUST

>>76117615
Overeem

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>>76117612
Good OP, OP

>alexandra albu will never fight again
still waiting for that apology. you know who you are.

>>76117636
Bringing legitimacy™ to the sport.

>>76117634
The first 2 rounds were kind of competitive more so than the first 4 rounds of Karolina fight.

>>76117634
She landed thirty more strikes than Karolina and had two takedowns.

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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Circunov
Sobotta vs Saudners
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson

>>76117636
that's actually a nice gift unless there's a stingy spending limit

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>>76117612
KK WON

>>76117667
It wasn't even close. Andrade had one punch that gave Joanna that hematoma (which didn't even remotely hurt her otherwise), and after that it was Andrade punching air like someone sperging out

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>>76117680
Gus
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF

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>>76117680
Gus
Circunov
Saudners
Razak
Taleb
Nicholson

>>76117675
Karolina knocked down and hurt Joanna more than Andrade ever came close to doing. Most of Andrade's shots weren't even clean either. Andrade took far more damage than Karolina too

>two takedowns
Takedowns where Joanna popped right back up.

>>76117689
Neither fight was close but i think the andrade fight was slightly more competitive

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>>76117680
Teixeira
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akmedov
Taleb
Nicholson

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>>76117689
In every round except the fourth, Karolina landed less than ten strikes.

>>76117685
It must have been awkward for Kate Jackson to be on that TUF, just a few years earlier having lost a competitive fight in backwater, amateurish promotion, and now Joanna is the star of UFC and she's struggling on TUF

>>76117722
Karolina was dogshit. Andrade was hot dogshit. Her chin is the only thing that made it seem like anything but 10-8s almost every round

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>>76117635
lel

That carrot top negress is at almost all the events in NY, she must be an athletic inspector or something. There's an andro chick with short bleached hair that shows up all the time, too

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>>76117680
Gus
Cirkunov
Sobotta
Akhmedov
Enkamp
Hermansson

>>76117680
didn't already take picks? why is it empty.

>>76117726
And that fourth round is more than Andrade ever did. And Andrade took far more damage.

>>76117718
>Karolina knocked down and hurt Joanna more than Andrade ever came close to doing.

Andrade landed nearly twice as many strikes as Karolina did, but okay.

>>76117754
Yeah it already has been started this autist is just desperate for attention.

>>76117764
Okay

And like I said most of them weren't even clean or even close to hurting Joanna as much as that one punch from Karolina did okay

I also said Andrade took far more of a beating okay

Okay?

>>76117754
nope. didn't take picks yet. i start picks 3 days out from big events

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>>76117754
no trip, no picks

it's a sad state of affairs

>>76117768
t. fake picks sperg

snek vs mouse lol

>>76117778
guess we have an impostor in our midst, someone took picks earlier

>>76117762
Andrade landed more strikes in the fifth than Karolina did in the fourth. Joanna slipped.

>>76117775
>muh ten second flurry!

When you spend 98% of the fight doing absolutely nothing, it is less competitive than a fighter who is consistently coming forward to do damage even if that damage is mostly negated.

Karolina got absolutely stomped, sorry.

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>>76117779

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>>76117787
more like snake vs duck

LOL!

>>76117790
welp, i havent been here as much so i must have missed it. i'll go back and add those picks if somebody can get a link to the archive

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>not even dead

What did he actually mean by this? What other way is there to eat a vegetable other than dead? Just gnaw on it while it's still growing out of its stalk?

8:00am - Bus will pick you up from the hotel. Don't worry, there will be another one at 10:30 for those that overslept.
8:30am - Free bar opens.
9:00am - Reebok gift shop opens.
9:30am - Discussion hosted by Albert Dunlap entitled "Why Creating a Union is Bad"
10:30am - Social Media break (the WiFi will be turned back on for five minutes)
10:35am - BRUNCH (Waffles made by Chuck & Forest)
11:00am - Discussion hosted by Ki-Jana Carter "When Discomfort is Pain; When Pain is an Injury."
11:30am - "Managing Your Manager", a Talk from Dana
12:30pm - Lunch Provided by Xyience, yes, we still exist.
1:00pm - How to cut weight without using drugs, IVs, or towels.
1:05pm - Where Are They Now: A list of all former UFC fighters that have credits on IMDB.
1:30pm - CPR & First Aid Training.
2:30pm - Monster Energy Drinks Taste Testing
3:00pm - Pool and Poolbar opens.
3:30pm - Kobe Bryant discussing how to hate/love/hate/love your teammates.
4:00pm - Free Brain-scans & MRIs by our friends at the Mayo Clinic
5:00pm - Buses depart for hotel.


LMAO.

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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Circunov
Sobotta vs Saudners
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson

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>>76117680

Gustafsson
Circunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Hermansson

Literally who: the card.

>>76117779
He legitimately looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome. What is up with his whole nose/brow area? Even when he's not a little tuned up, he looks half-developed.

>>76117819
He meant cooked or prepared in some way as opposed to fresh

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>>76117826
Gus
Circunov
Saunders
Enkamp, I suppose?
Hermansson, I suppose?

>>76117630
Can someone post the le Anonymous katana version?

>>76117826
your that cunt who takes picks but never goofs them, kill yourself

>>76117820
WOW THAT'S HILARIOUS
fuck off

>>76117793
>Andrade landed more strikes

Your reading comprehension remains to be completely useless. Quality of strikes matters than quantity. If they aren't clean nor inflict any actual damage they're nothing.

>Joanna slipped
Literally making shit up lol

>consistently coming forward and being beaten and matadored somehow constitutes as competitive
lol

>even if that damage is mostly negated
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Karolina got absolutely stomped
And Andrade got squashed you dumb fuck

>>76117858
he's a wonderboy won-tier asshat, ignore rondasperg

>>76117858
I dont understand why people are arguing about who Joanna beat slightly less

>>76117612
God, I want to blow a load in her raw SO bad

>>76117879
thats what happens when there's a dominant champion

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>>76117879

>>76117858
>>consistently coming forward and being beaten and matadored somehow constitutes as competitive

It's more competitive than offering literally no offense for 1/150'th of the fight, yes.

>>76117884
t. ooga booga muh thigg

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>>76117884
you sure about that?

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>>76117879
Because everyone pales in comparison to the queen

>>76117898
*for more than 1/150'th of the fight

Just for you, my dude. Just for you.

>>76117898
>being stupid and going forward while getting the shit beaten out of you and hitting air constitutes as more competitive than knocking someone down

I can't help but actually laugh at how stupid you are

>Karolina knocked Joanna down
>muh muh forward movement!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought Jessica won one round

>>76117915
>and hitting air

She hit Joanna 83 times.

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>>76117879
>Oh for sure Poanna's chin is getting cracked, she got dropped by grandma lodz, mini Wanderlei by 1st round TKO, that muffin ended her career

>>76117927
I like how when you get completely BTFO on something you pivot to something you already got BTFO on

It's almost like you enjoy these beatdowns?

>muh 83 glancing wind rippers
LOL

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>>76117929
s-stop posting this

JJ beat JA more decisively than she beat KK

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>>76117935

https://oddshot.tv/s/jZggNt

Ludwig or Buchholz

don't let the above gif influence you

>>76117923
You could maybe give round 1 to her if im remembering the fight correctly, but the same way you could give round 5 to Karolina. Neither fight was competitive for more than a few exchanges and i dont understand why people are arguing over it

>>76117852
>waaah waaah he doesnt be a complete autist and pay attention to everyone's picks

Do it yourself, bitch.

>>76117934
>Joanna outstuck Karolina by a higher percentage than she outstruck Andrade
>This doesn't matter because reasons

>>76117953
rondasperg is trying to justify betting another thousand dollars on someone that clearly wasn't going to win

>>76117955
then don't fucking take the picks you nigger

>>76117963
>muh strike numbers
shut up moron, karolina was closer to winning than andrade ever was

>>76117963
I gave you the reasons multiple times. You just again pivot to something pretending like it wasn't already explained.

>>76117967
I was 100% sure that Andrade was nothing but a chin and hooks coming into the fight, but okay.

>>76117980
>karolina was closer to winning than andrade ever was

Nowhere near is closer than nowhere near? Okay then.

>>76117986
>I gave you the reasons multiple times.

Your reasons were nonsense. The mere fact that you've said it doesn't make it true.

>>76117963
Joanna landed 225 punches to Andrade's 83 for a % of 64% significant strikes landed versus Andrade's 38%

Against Karolina Joanna landed 171 SS's for 47% vs Karolina who landed 50 for 22% SS's landed

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>>76117410
>a rikishi may use any technique or maneuver except pulling his opponent's hair, hitting his opponent with a closed fist, boxing his opponent's ears, choking his opponent (although he may push at the throat), or grabbing his opponent's mawashi in the crotch area

Elbows in the face are totally legal

>>76117997
karolina almost finished her in the 4th, when did andrade rock joanna?

>inb4 she was winning until she lost
I'm not arguing she won, she clearly lost, but your a retard

>>76117997
>Your reasons were nonsense

Oh so quality of punches literally doesn't matter? If someone lands 10 teeps versus one knockdown the person with the knockdown loses? Lol you are clueless

>>76117980
You could also grow up and good them yourself but thats not gonna happen

>>76118007
Yes. Now divide 225 by 83, and divide 171 by 50.

>>76118017
>karolina almost finished her in the 4th
Rewatch it. Joanna was up in five seconds.

>>76118024
Winning 1/150th of the fight doesn't outweigh doing absolutely nothing the other 149/150.

>>76118009
I love how that judge just casually picks his pen up. Everybody's flipping the fuck out and he's totally indifferent to the violence from having seen so many fights.

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>>76118050
last one

>>76118050
>yes now divide
Or you could just look at the significant strike percentages, dumbass

>winning X amount of the fight
Is still more than Andrade's zero lol

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>>76118059
I love how that ref baseball slides to the rescue, I enjoy watching what refs are doing during heems

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/nunes%20clinch%20/country/au/

>>76117565
How is it even possible to do an interview without showing your teeth?

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Magana lost to Jessica Eye and Tecia Torres

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>>76118103
My personal fav was Big John finishing off Aldo for Conor

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>>76118126
>3 pages

>>76118126
TYBAG

>>76118073
>Or you could just look at the significant strike percentages, dumbass

Are you actually retarded? The percentages indicate what percentage of strikes thrown landed for each fighter, not the ratio of strikes to either fighter. 64 + 38 = 102.

>>76118103
Huh is that the same pen grabbing judge as in Perry vs Ellenberger ? Looks similar and behaves the same way

>>76118103
Yeah, me too. Kind of hard to see but McCarthy grabs Ortiz by the throat when he sees he ain't gonna let go on his own.

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>>76118126
Nothing I said about Nunes was wrong. I did overestimate Ronda.It's going to feel mighty good to watch Shevchenko 48-47 the absolute shit out of Nunes, my boy.

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>>76118194
Aaaaaaaaaaand I forgot to include the webm

>>76117943
is this detrimental to your health?

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now its gone too far, don't diss my girl >:(

webm bros, whats your preferred method to convert a youtube video to a webm/gif? I want to start a blog that covers martial arts.

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>nothing I said about Nunes was wrong

>>76118240
based big angela working everyone and their mommas

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/angela-magana-to-cyborg-justino-on-possible-felony-charges-you-expletive-up-big-time

“You (expletive) up, big time.”

Magana told TMZ she considers what happened with her and Justino to be assault, and said it’s her understanding felony assault charges are on the way for the Brazilian veteran fighter.

“100 percent, (I was assaulted),” Magana said. “I’ve already retained a lawyer. Of course – most definitely (I’m going to sue her). I have medical bills. I’m not going to pay those. … I have another interview on the phone with the (district attorney). I’ve been in talks with him. … They want to press different assault charges, and it will be a felony.”

>>76118126
Lel thanks for reminding me about rondasperg and his "muh clinch philosophy"

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>>76118240
Stop posting this autistic womandrama

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How's that couple thousand treating you?

>>76118240
Ireland/Germany's own Kailin Curran literally on suicide watch.

>>76117718
>Karolina knocked down
She wobbled her, she didn't knock her down even once.

>>76118255
my method is
>use clipconverter.cc to download a specific part of the video or the whole video depending
>then drop the clip into WEBM for Retards for editing and conversion
>if i want a gif then i drop the clip into photoshop

if you need help with webm for retards im usually around

>>76118268
I thought the punch did no damage. Also, would she have to pay to get the on-site medics to check out a busted lip? What medical bills?

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>>76118194
The way Goddard moves back his hand is ruthless

>>76118289
she rocked her and pushed her down, it's not a "knockdown" but joanna was on the ground

>>76118262
Correct. I assumed that Ronda had a much better chin.

>>76118278
Ended up dropping about a hundred on it because she was only a slight favourite.

Could be worse, I could be unemployed like you.

>>76118294
appreciate man. I'll drop by later with some sick sumo highlights.

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>>76118304

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cyborg-posts-lengthy-rant-suggests-ufc-bosses-setting-poor-example

>punch someone
>cheat multiple times
>can't make weight beacuse of roiding
>blame the UFC again

i really hope this woman never fights again

>>76118301
she went to the hospital

>>76118262
Lol please stop reminding me about this dude man

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>>76118339
>cheat multiple times
>can't make weight beacuse of roiding

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>>76118324
Thanks

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>>76118312
>I assumed

You assumed you had any clue what you were talking about.

>about a hundred
Lol sure

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>>76118339
>she went to the hospital

With what ? Major case of being a dirty fucking bitch ?

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>>76117848

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post yfw magana ends up having to sue cyborg on judge judy and she only wins like 500 dollars plus a free trip to LA

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>>76118345
I'm sorry I can't help it.

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>>76118336

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>>76118400
Regular speed

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>>76118312
Oh Ronda has a decent chin for sure, to take power punches on the face for 40 seconds and not fall down takes hell of a chin

>>76118350
were you born retarded or did you major in it at university you blithering zilch?

>>76118441
i was born normal but then my mom vaccinated me now i'm this way

reminder that karolina sent joanna to the hospital

>>76118339

>went to the hospital

Means absolutely nothing

If you want to sue someone or get a big insurance claim out of an injury, the first thing you do is go to the hospital, regardless of whether or not you actually need to be there.

>>76118461
Wasn't that fight 50-45?????

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/12/1/7309317/the-mma-hour-with-alexander-gustafsson-scott-coker-roxanne-modafferi

3:11:00

why the heck is Ariel such a bully to Magana guys? totally unfair of him to let her on her show unscheduled and for her to talk a bunch of bullshit

>>76118496
are you just watching every Magana interview for the past 10 years? nobody cares dude

DUDE ANDRADE AND KAROLINA ARE SO DURABLE

they will literally die from 1/10th of the punches/kicks from me that joanna landed

>>76118436
Eh, there's a couple of times that if she hadn't been able to grab hold of Nunes for a second she would have hit the floor.

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>>76117680
Gus
Circunov
Kill B
Akhmedov
Taleb
Hermansson

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How much do you think Nunes weights during fights ? Somewhere around 160 ?

ironic magana fans are the new ironic schaub fans

>>76118538
There's nothing ironic about /heem/s love of Schaub.

>>76118523

Probably

Honestly if I didn't know her weight class and just had to guess her weight I would say she walks around at like 175, but that's a pretty insane cut

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>>76118508
yeah

>>76118538
not a fan i just want cyborg's life ruined

>>76118563
Go to bed, Ari

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>>76117680
Gustafsson
Oezdemir
Sobotta
Razak
Enkamp
Hermansson

I can't believe you dorks have literally made 150 posts about
>wmma
Seriously reconsider how you're spending your time.

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>>76118558
Cyborg says she walks at 170, Frankie is so tiny next to her

>>76118608
Who is your favorite female fighter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqlMKs1gtH0

chael p with some truth bombs

>>76118611
>Cyborg says she walks at 170

She told Lansberg that she was 170something in the cage. She walks at 190 at the least.

>>76118666
Maybe in the deep offseason, no way she cuts that much, only Tiramisumedov is this dumb

>>76118666
Yeah dude and nate is like 210 pounds

>>76118666
>She walks at 190 at the least
She posted on instagram that out of a camp she is usually around 210 easy

Saki vs Bosse

cyborg posted on twitter once that she weights 300 pounds outside of camp my dad works for atari

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be honest, would you?

Nate Diaz is 7'4 and 560 lbs. on fight night

>check out the upcoming fight night matches
>who vs. who x 11
>paying to watch cans bash each other

Seems legit.

Tony is so pathetic.
>p-p-pls fight me Nate
>c-Conor pls

>>76118538
it's really just calendarnigger spamming because he needs more attention

>>76118752
Wtf is he supposed to do? Wait for Khabib??? Nobody wants to fight Ferguson, maybe just Johnson

>>76118731
she's only 5 ft 8 in, i could dominate her height wise. that's enough.

>>76118731
As a challenge, would rather Gabi desu

>>76118768
Iaquinta called him out. He has no shot at fighting NAte or Conor with his current standing.

>>76118752
I mean the guy has been screwed over quite a bit recently, he's got no one to fight until fatboy gets his shit together

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>https://youtu.be/0hKW0uzRiOw?t=6m56s
my fucking sides, bantersasi the GOAT

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>>76118781

>>76118782
What would he gain from beating AL? He has no option but to just sit and wait he's done more than enough

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>>76118759
you need a heeminder?

>>76117832

Native nose + eyes on an otherwise caucasian looking face

>>76118815
B A B Y C Y N T H I A

>>76118806
If he just wants to sit and wait for Khabib it doesn't make it less pathetic trying to make his name by calling out fighters he know have no interest in fighting him.

>>76118746
Nate Diaz is 11'7 and 810 pounds after rehydrating
He's a big guy

>>76118698
>>76118692
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/cris-cyborg-justino/cris-cyborg-walked-octagon-lina-lansberg-weighing-170-pounds/

>>76118608
Bring up a topic of discussion then Socrates

is there an online conversion tool that turns webms to gifs (I know it sounds horrible but the website I'm working on doesn't support webms yet.) Or is it worth cracking Photoshop to get good gifs?

i have a feeling i know where calendarnigger is

>>76118752
Pathetic? 9 fight win streak and no title shot? If Whittaker and Holloway who are also on huge winning streaks are getting titleshots then he deserves one as well, moreso than them.

>>76118838
Hes number 1 contender he can call anybody out and if they decline call them a pussy.

>>76118872
making a calender with 4x as many useless podcasts on it?

>>76117612
got milk bitch

>>76118898
Walk up on me again

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>>76117636

>>76118883
he's just trying to bait Diaz at this point and he doesn't understand that Diaz is only gonna come back for the 3rd mcgregeor fight it just looks desperate which i guess he is at this point

>>76118913
What the FUCK is her problem

>>76117929
kek

>>76118922
Why shouldn't he care or make a big deal about Nate leapfrogging him?

>>76118913
She looks like someone dragged her out of her trailer at 04:00AM then forced her to attend the event without her meth pipe.

>>76118913
>London's drowning and I live by the river

>>76118731
could not get a boner with a gun to my head

>>76118881
Yes, pathetic. He is delusional about his own value. Nate has no reason to fight him so he is desperately (and transparently) trying to b8 N8 into it. and Conor isn't fighting this year.

>>76118883
He's a pussy for declining Iaquinta if he really thinks he is the deserving number one contender and has no other feasible fight on the horizon.

>>76118942
because le ebin 209 xD

god i fucking hate those zilches so much

>>76118538
>tfw was ahead of the curve on both

I was an ironic Magana fan a year ago but it didn't catch on :(

>>76118948
I like you Bulgarbro, such is the life of a trailer trash methhead

>>76118942
Nate hasnt leapfrogged him and if he does then he can complain

>>76118958
>he's a pussy for declining a fight with some can crushing menstruating Tito wannabe who has 1 fight in two years

lol

>>76118980
Try to fit a few more dumb jokes into your green text next time. I know you can do it!

>>76118958
He is the #1 contender you spastic. He's ENTITLED to a titleshot and since the "champion" is begging a retired 40 year old boxer to change his life, he goes for the option that makes more sense.

>>76118999
That probably sounded wittier in your head, didn't it?

>>76119017
He's entitled to nothing.

>>76119018
anybody have the one with all three of them? i wanna do a zoom from wide out

>>76119017
yeah, it makes more sense to fight #8 and coming off a loss than someone who actually WANTS to fight or another contender that isn't 50/50.

ferguson is a pussy just like the rest of them

>>76119031
I'm not trying to to be witty. Don't be upset you made a bunch of terrible jokes.

>>76119043
>muh rankings

Nate is right up there for a title shot if not the #1 contender by virtue of beating Conor previously. Tony beating him guarantees that. It's almost like you don't know how this whole thing works

>>76119043
Nate is #8
Al is #11

By your own dumb logic, Nate is the more logical fight to take.

>>76119046
I wasn't trying to make jokes either. Al Iaquinta is a whiny fake Tito Ortiz wannabe pussy who beats up old farts

Are you just triggered, Al?

>>76119066
>>76119071
You are acting like him fighting Nate is a realistic possibility.
>>76119084
More bad jokes

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>>76119091
And another weak attempt at a zinger.

>>76118861
I got everybody revved up about Tony. Much better than
>wmma

If Kevin Lee beats Chiesa impressively and calls out Khabib will UFC give him the fight? I feel that's the perfect fight to make, fuck Khabib he needs to fight few more times to prove he can actively fight let alone defend the fucking belt

>>76119103
What did women ever do to you buddeh?

>>76119103
true this is better than the karolina/andrade arguemnt earlier

>>76119091
It is if Nate's bum life didn't get changed. The only people Tony hasn't beat ranked higher than Nate are Eddie and Michael Johnson.

>>76119107
nah give him to edson so he can get wheelkicked in the face a few times

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Ngann(you)

>>76119107
Kevin Lee will be in line for a top five opponent if he beats chiesa. Too bad he has a garbage chin.

Tony should fight Alvarez. Former champ and would be a great fight. No reason for Eddie to wait until Novemeber for Dustin.

>>76119129
Then what??? Khabib gets immediate interim fight?

Ok so Ferguson doesn't accept fights because the money ain't right but by not accepting any fights he's making 0 money. Waiting for the right opponent will cause his stock to decline.

How dumb is this guy? He would have built his dream house(which he talked about on embedded, how his plans are on hold cuz no money) if he fought Michael Johnson and some other random lad.

>>76119127
Maybe he should fight Barboza again without concussing him with an illegal kick.

>>76119134
Eddie needs to move forward and fight someone quick hoping he can avoid that rematch that will do literally nothing for him

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>whoa anon you like watching wmma!? Let me have sex with u!

This is what wmma fags actually believe

>>76119136
Why not? Tony vs Khabib is the fight most people want to see

>>76119139
>but by not accepting any fights he's making 0 money.

He got the same amount for not fighting as he would have gotten for fighting Johnson without any of the risk.

>>76119139
>How dumb is this guy?
He's not dumb, you're dumb.

He's on a NINE fight win streak. He deserves a title shot. Why risk getting knocked out by Michael Johnson on 2 days notice just so that some spergs can be happy online?

>>76119107
Calling out kebab seems like a bad idea, you either get to buy a pull out or a tough match up with not much to gain. I'd much rather call out Tony

>>76119164
No because Khabib is always injured or avoiding fights for Ramadan. Fuck that guy. Let him show some consistency first

>>76119155
You're the only one saying this stuff pal.

>>76119139
there's literally no one for him to fight that would raise his stock outside of khabib, nate, and onor. unless he moved up to welterweight or something

everytime i see a bulgarian post here I want to beat the shit out of you and make you cry. i have never seen such stupid posters in these threads ever i hate you

you are the dumbest fucking shithead ever i hate you so fucking much

>if he fought michael johnson
he got offered half the money he wouldve if he had fought khabib

god you are so fucking stupid i hate europeans so fucking much you are the epitome of everything wrong with that shithole barge of the world you fucking zero

>>76119177
>not much to gain

pretty much a guaranteed title shot and a ton of hype

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>whoa anon you like watching mma!? Let me plow your boi pussi!
This is what cage humping fags actually believe

>>76119191
Johnson has a win over him. That should be enough for Tony to take the fight. Tony can fight the winner of MJ vs Gaethje

>>76119155
they really do its sad

>>76119164
i dont ever want to see that fat fuck fight again

>>76119213
>That should be enough for Tony to take the fight.

On a full camp, sure.

>>76119213
muh grudge match from like 5 years ago

no one cares that does nothing for tony idiot get fat diazs fat degenerate ass off the couch and pay him to fight or cut him i hate those pot smoking faggots so much

>>76119191
>being this mad

Actually laughed.

Reminder that if you hate khabib you are guaranteed to be a 400 pound neckbeard /pol/ larper

>>76119204
Back when kebab was ranked 1 maybe, after getting tko'd by pastry his stock went way down. Now beating him grants 2nd spot which is no guarantee

>>76119245
Nate isn't fighting anybody not named Conor Mcgregor. He and nick could live the rest of their lives on a few million they've made and weed endorsements in Stockton. Nate has no reason to fight Tony.

Michael "Artem Lobov" Johnson has done nothing to get a #1 contender fight.

Dana has been very vocal about "McGregor possibly not fighting again if Mayweather fight happens" why the actual fuck have they not stripped his belt then or insist on making ANY interim fight with Tony? How long will UFC keep pushing for the Mayweather fight until they move on? Floyd sure as shit isn't going to make negotiations easy for them

>>76118731
Would berry it in so fucking hard.

>>76119179
The guys 24-0, has dominated all of the middle of the pack guys hes faced Kevin Lee would not be an issue, at this point i want to seem vs Ferguson or im not gonna be interested

>>76119254
When it comes to MMA I don't give a single about race or religion, only how well you fight. And let's face it, khabib is a overhyped dipshit who can't make weight

>>76119255
rankings don't really matter, Khabib is more well known to the casuals than Tony I think. A win over either Khabib or Tony would put you as a number one contender IMO.

>>76119254
Reminder if you like kebab you have 400 pounds of explosives in your cave, literal neckbeard like your child raping prophet and have intercourse with farm animals on the reg

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Is Magana another example of a stoner being stupid?

>>76119290
Somebody has never seen Khabib fight, educate yourself 210er goof

Tony vs Alvarez

That's the fight to make.

>>76119307
>stupid

she revived her non existent career with shitposting

>>76119325
He's the biggest can crusher in MMA

>>76119325
Gleison Tibau beat Fatbib

Fatbib is some humper who turns into a Ronda tier boxer when he cant get his fat humping takedowns

>>76119332
Only if she takes and wins a fight out of all of this

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testing my first sumo webm bear with me

a bit long and I'm just figuring out synthavi and shit

>>76119365
>try hard instagram extreme bunda post
she has an average ass at best. shes just using angles and poses like every instagram slut

THE TOWELGATE COVERUP CONTINUES

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/25/15692500/nysac-changes-weigh-in-procedures-after-daniel-cormier-towel-incident-at-ufc-210

>>76119373
looks good m8

>>76119373
Are there sumo groupies?

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>>76119380
Damn, I fell for the angle meme

>>76119397
thanks. will be dropping some sumo gifs every now and again for you guys
>>76119404
I really haven't thought about it, but there have to be right? those guys make money you wouldn't believe

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>>76119386
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if at the last conference they specifically told no one, including Jon to mention it
Because it's a commission thing more than a UFC thing and they'd really want to sweep this under the rug.

>>76119404
Considering how hot champs waifu is, especially compared to his obese ass, I'd say yes

didn't magana almost get paralyzed because she wouldn't tap during bjj practice?

>>76119307
This would make a decent goof pic

>>76119449
100% my man, Jon couldn't shut his mouth about the towel business on twitter and then he didn't mention a word at the conference.

Next level shady business.

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Is there a bigger faggot than Oscar de la Hoya?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2711839-oscar-de-la-hoya-slams-potential-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-circus

>>76119527
He's just mad Floyds going to cuck his date for the Canelo GGG fight

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>tfw not a professional bouncer
>tfw you will never be allowed togo around and legally and ruthlessly heem a bunch of helpless drunks with your buddies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=392y8KvASjw

>>76119625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR1WmcUPSUY

>>76119625
lol id love to see you try someone like me

ive had so many bouncers try to give me shit and they didnt even know how much i trained

i remember one big bouncer who talked shit about he was an amateur in mma tried to get in on me once i cursed him out for kicking me out of the club for not tipping some bitch bartender

i talked shit to him and he came in and tried to grab my collar while throwing a punch

i ducked under and moved laterally, slipped a nice snap jab that knocked off his stupid sunglasses then followed up with a step in elbow that knocked him down, i got into mount immediately and started pounding on him before getting a mounted arm triangle that put him to sleep

then i spit in his face while he was uncoscious and one of his guard buddies came running out charging at me and i knocked him out too lol

dont mess with me

>>76119706
Dockie is that you?

Coral Springs ban should be over tomorrow.

If he's lurking right now. Stay in your fucking cave loser.

Nobody wants you here.

>>76119706
>the full nelson copypasta was better

>>76119736
id piledrive that bitch into the ground deeper than his height

>robocall from a local number
>hang up and call it back
>ask the lispy dude on the other end if he called me
>NO I DID NAHT
>hung up

should i call him back and unleash hate and vitriol because hes clearly a bottomfeeding phone scammer

or should I go walk dog

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>>76119744
and you're nobody!!

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>>76117680
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saudners
Razak Alhassan
Taleb
Hermansson

>>76119752
Go walk a dog.

>>76119763
The most punchable face in the world. Glad there is enough footage to quench my thirst.

Can't wait until Uncle Dana does an interview and blows mighty manlet the fuck out for not stepping up to fight TJ

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>>76119795

>>76119784
okay i'm about to post his phone number

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this is what a natty female feather weight looks like

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Who is the most thirsty milf in all of WMMA?

>>76119851
Nice refrigerator

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>>76119855

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>>76119869
what the fuck did you just say about my fitefu?

>>76119871
That kid is probably still breastfed

>>76119871
It's like watching Tyron training for his next title defense.

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>>76119904

>>76119915
le Bart Simpson man!

My favorite new gimmick poster!

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Bellator just signed this 19-0 female boxing champion, Heather Hardy to fight Alice Yaugher at the Bellator New York card

Thoughts on her body of work, /heem?

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>>76119927
pls dont friend simulate me

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How do I find a wife like Miesha?

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>>76119936

>>76119941
You did it to yourself bro. Keep being you! I love it man!

El barto eat my shorts hahahaha

/heem/ is my best friend I love this place

>>76119941
Nobody would want to be your friend

>>76119936
Why can't we get a male boxing champion to transition to MMA

>>76119961
>Le flabio Mabobabbo
>Le Huezillian Rocky

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>>76119936
>Heather Hardy
>35 years old
no thank you. most women in mma retire before 35

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>>76119973
>She also is a divorced single mom

Fucking why is that in the second sentence of her Wikipedia intro?

>>76119972
Who?

>>76119991
lel

>>76119881
Flat girls shouldn't wear tops imo.

It just looks strange.

>>76120004
Rampage Jackson's last fight in UFC

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>>76119991
use this

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>>76120012
>flat
she got some lil tiddes m8.