/trans/ - Everyone's getting linked with West Ham edition

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Roma are interested in 22-year-old Benfica defender Victor Lindelof, who is a target for Manchester United. (Gazzetta dello Sport, via Talksport)

Burnley chairman Mike Garlick says there will be a bigger transfer budget than last summer but that defender Michael Keane, 24, would only be sold if an offer they deem good enough is received. (Lancashire Evening Telegraph)

Premier League newcomers Brighton are monitoring Australia midfielder Aaron Mooy, 26, who is on loan at Huddersfield from Manchester City. (Argus)

Another promoted side, Newcastle, could move for Caen's 18-year-old winger Yann Karamoh, who has interested several European clubs, including Monaco and Fiorentina. (L’Equipe, via Newcastle Chronicle)

West Brom are interested in signing Manchester City's Nigeria striker Kelechi Iheanacho, 20, who is also thought to be a target for West Ham, Everton, Southampton, Borussia Dortmund and Hoffenheim. (Birmingham Mail)

Manchester City's on-loan winger Patrick Roberts, 20, says it will be "hard" to stay at Celtic but added "no-one from City has been in touch". (Manchester Evening News)

Porto may not let Stoke City sign on-loan defender Bruno Martins Indi, 25, on a permanent deal. (A Bola, via Stoke Sentinel)

Queens Park Rangers have rejected a bid from Everton for 17-year-old midfielder Josh Bowler. (GetWestLondon)

Recuperating striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic was taken to his seat by an official golf-style buggy to watch Manchester United's victory over Ajax at the Friends Arena. (Manchester Evening News)

First for #pogback in the Super Cup

lads

LADS

>poop

>de gay

>>76115331
>Atletico Madrid president Enrique Cerezo says Antoine Griezmann, linked with Manchester United, has not asked for a move and does not envisage any club paying the 26-year-old France striker's £85m release clause. (Radio RMC, via Daily Mirror)

yeah why would anyone pay 85 for one of the best strikers in the world when someone like slimani costs 40

>Wayne Rooney: ‘I’ve made my mind up on my future and have lots of offers.’

>>76115467
How many of them are from the West End to help them save money on the make up for the next Shrek Musical?

>>76115458
This.
Griezmann obviously isn't going to hand in a transfer request, as he's probably going to be giving up a loyalty bonus of some sort. His agent probably has a verbal agreement with United that they will trigger the clause

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>>76115458
>Leicester transfer budget can accommodate Greasyman if Mahrez leaves for more than £25 mil
>Greasy unironically rated Vardy in the Top 3 strikers

hmmmmmmmm

>ligue1fag killed himself almost 5 years ago

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Titus Bramble to save >our club. Bet your shoes on it.

>Cristiano Ronaldo: Real Madrid striker faces possible tax fraud charges

>Another tax fraud investigation to come out of la liga
Quelle fucking surprise

>>76115566

That is one grim list of names. Does Philips have any experience?

>>76115596
Assistant manager, not outright manager

>>76115566
>Derek McInnes
Who?

>>76115596
Assistant Manager/Coach at Derby County and Leicester.

Kevin Phillips, Sam Allardyce, Stefan Schwarz and Ally McCoist; the Ex-Player quadrumvirate

>>76115637
Aberdeen manager I think

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>>76115566
>not using live odds

Should Bayern go for Alexis, James or someone completely else?

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>>76115637
The chosen one 2

>>76115733
Who?

>>76115733
Rabiot

https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/867480724324188163
......

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>>76115751
>when you finish 6th but still make it to the champions league

>>76115458
>one of the best strikers in the world
>Completely average record playing for an above average side in a below average league

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Isn't Diego Cucksta going to China for big buckaroos?

Is Renato Sanchez so bad that Bayern want to offload him already?

>>76115566
>No Dwight Yorke

Always makes me LOL out loud when I see the child neglecting mongoloid whoring himself out for jobs at his old clubs on Sky any time they come up.

https://twitter.com/Simply_Spurs/status/867480660126179328

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>>76115901

>>76115901
That is HOT

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>>76115901

>>76115901
>>76115932
>>76115979
>>76115991
is /trans/ literally /fullnormie/?

>>76116033
no because I have crippling depression

>>76116042
self diagnosed "crippling depression" is about as normie as wearing adidas superstars

>>76116053
I also don't have a gf

>>76116033
My post was ironic, if it wasn't clear enough for you my new friend :)

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>>76115901
Coin clipping Jews don't stop at money, they invent the Bagel by clipping bread, they even went so low to clip Tottenham's crest to save money on replica jerseys. Once a Jew, always a Jew.

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>>76115901
wew, did they get DJ Detweiler to make this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwETCKtf4Q
>>76115733
Depends on the price of Sanchez
>>76116042
this 2bh

>>76115901
Bet Spurs end up going out in an earlier round of the europa league than arsenal

>Caballero leaves City

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*carves into new possibilities*

Bye Sam :'(

>>76116042
>>76116084
>le idubbz crippling depression meme
>i wanna drink bleach xDDD
>10 likes and I kill myself xD

>>76116098
Goodbye big willy

Guess this means they're either signing someone or buying rulli back. since even if Gunn comes up they'd be relying on Bravo to either be first choice or backup

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>>76116053
>adidas superstars

>>76116098
wrong goalkeeper left

Any updates on the life ending injury to me situation?

>>76116192
*BOOM*

List of people/places represented in the CL QF more recently than Arsenal:

David Moyes
Leicester
Spurs
Ukraine
Turkey
Cyprus

any updates on the heat to fuck off forever situation

>>76116162
Pickford. Good shot stopper and has MUH distribution.

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What did he mean by this?

>>76116213
They are in negotiation but rumour is it won't happen until the januray transfer window

>>76116214
desu I don't care so long as it isn't Kaspar

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>>76116213
'no'

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>>76115331
>Newcastle United are hoping to sign 25-year-old Sporting Lisbon midfielder William Carvalho
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76116230
he was a liverpool rumor all the time a few seasons ago
makes sense rafa would

>>76116213
>any updates on the heat to fuck off forever situation
There's literally no wind here

I prefer winter enough that I'd move somewhere real cold if it didn't mean less daylight

Just came home from a (field) hockey party, made out with a qt hockeygirl.

AMA

>>76116228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvzHMmDDTBI

>>76116248
are you both white?

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>>76116220
>nice selfie
lmao

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>>76116098
shame, big willy always put in a good shift and never complained. Highlight was definitely him cucking liverpool

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The most customer of names

>>76116248
Was it hard to come out as a lesbian?

>>76116192
Any updates on the Ben Chilwell to Leicester situation?

>>76116230

I think Rafa is seeing what he can get away with

Apparently Everton want Cuco Martina (He's just been released by Southampton)

Koeman really using that warchest well

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*braps your path*

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>>76116259
Ofcourse, football might be too far gone to save. But field hockey is still white af
>>76116271
It's not women's football Nige

Clichy and Navas both off as well

>>76116322
yes i thought she would be, but im surprised/pleased that you are as well.

>>76116322
>It's not women's football Nige
Hockey is so much a lesbian sport, we had two married women in our squad

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Well?

>>76116259
>Grass Hockey
of course they're white

Give me some blackened death metal tunes

>>76116354
no sorry I don't have shit music taste

>>76116294
There's a chance they have money, but why the fuck would anyone want to go there?

Their star player basically begs for someone to take him every year, and besides Lukaku, their squad is bang average, and they don't have a history of letting their star players go easily, so they don't even qualify as a good stepping stone club like Southampton.

>>76116342
He gets married in 2 weeks and wants deal done (if it happens) before then. If it isn't done by then, no deal.

>>76116379
The not letting you leave is the big one

You can't use Everton as a stepping stone

>>76116354
Destroyer 666's latest album is pretty good, I've grown out of that music though.

>>76116412
>t.24 year old who still posts on an anime weaving spider web

>>76116354
Anything off Path of Apotheosis

>>76116424
27
stop wasting your youth here or you'll end up being here forever

>>76116354
is normal black metal fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj29YTZjNrE

>>76116340
Pro-level athletes would have more lesbians on average desu, regardless of which sport it is.

>>76116449
>Frenchfag
>Not posting Blut Aus Nord
Nigeur s'ivout plais (or however the fuck you spell it)

>>76116424
>25
And I'll have you know I ain't no loser, I've got 3 ladies sucking on my dick right now.

>>76116354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVAQQujgSxQ

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>>76116098
hes good though

>>76116470
not a big fan of blut aus nord ngl. still decent though, its better than utter shit like Alcest for example. imo in french BM peste noire, diapsiquir, murmuure and paysage d'hiver are over the top

BBC HYS is always a complete cesspool

>>76116506
Tell us what superior music you listen to

>>76116500
I generally liked Alcest when I listened to a few of their songs like 2-3 years ago, why are they utter shit?

>>76116500
>Alcest
>Shit
Sacre bleu! I really liked Souveniers d'le autre monde. Still listen to it on cold foggy nights sometimes. I lost interest after Eclairs de lune though.

>>76116531
its for fucking fags that why mate. soft shit. if it was up to me ill launch a fatwa on all this blackgaze nonsense and do an autodafé on all their CDs

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>>76116521
I listen to meal as well, bruv. I saved it years ago because funny picture and filename :^)

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>Navas leaving Man City

>>76115521
I thought I was the only one who remembered him.

>>76115733
should buy Leipzig's best players before they become a real threat

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Who /Kygo&Chainsmokers/ here?

>>76116567
>not hard enough for hard guys like me
Ok, thanks for the opinion.

>>76116582
Because of the terrorist attack?

So Monk resigned from LUFC...

Where's he going?

How many more decades will Leeds be in the Champiohship? It's suffering being a fan that grew up in the 80s.....

>>76116632
its black metal for people who go to starbucks that what i meant. pointless

>>76116640
>How many more decades will Leeds be in the Champiohship?
2 more seasons

https://www.instagram.com/kylewalker2/?hl=en

What did he mean by this?

>>76116645
Do you really think Radrizzani is going to keep the momentum going?

What happened at the end of the season, we just gave up it seemed. Likely to lose Wood (or he'll never achieve at that level again). Where's the light?

Threadly reminder that Forest Echo News is still banned from twitter whilst there are still active ISIS accounts preaching hate towards the west

>>76116668
>Do you really think Radrizzani is going to keep the momentum going?
Hell no, 2 more seasons and then it's League 1

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>>76116656

>>76116640
Palace. Parish loves a trusty British manager (Fat Sam, Pardew, Poolis, Warnock)

>>76116582
>le no end product man

presumably means that city have found a right back since that was the only role navas was any good in

>>76116717
>a right back since that was the only role navas was any good in
Yeah, that's why Fernandinho was wasted at RB towards the end of the season.

>>76116717
its walker

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>>76116688

>City losing Clichy, Sagna, Navas and Caballero in one day

Do they know what depth is?

>>76116770
>losing

Pep is taking out the trash. Watch him buy 10 players this summer.

>>76116770
think sagna is a mistake desu

>>76116770
>lasagne left too

when did this happen

>>76116802
just now

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>>76116770
To smart for depth

>>76116761
kek

>>76116761
10/10

>>76116770
>Delph still there

>>76116242
Rafa would be interested in him because a newspaper said one of his former teams were.

Makes zero sense.

>>76115733
Barkley

>>76116847
still need some comedy on City TV

>>76116847
>you now remember poop replacing aguero for delph in the 99th minute against arsenal in the fa cup semi final, only to concede 2 minutes later

Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>76115865
>Isn't Diego Cucksta going to China for big buckaroos?
That's what everyone is hoping for

>>76115901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

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>current City depth

With Nolito, Toure and Iheanacho expected to leave, how does this shit get fixed?

>>76116908
toure wont leave this season

>>76116908
What's so hard to understand about rebuilding a squad?

>>76116908
Will Mangala come back from loan?

>>76116908
£$€

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Guys now that we've managed to somehow retain our Adidas money, get Adidas bonus for winning a European trophy and also have UCL money and Europa TV share and prize money. Which player should we buy next?

>>76116930
>we
Are you talking about Chelsea?

>>76116770
City have billions of young players who they couldn't fit into the squad

Is Maffeo as a back up right back really gonna be worse than Navas?

>>76116930
Aguero

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>>76116908

Maybe they'll play some of their youth

>>76116930
>we've
>we

Genuinely taking the PISS, lad?

>>76116945
Chelsea don't really get that much more money than United for winning the league, they didn't play UCL games this season. United actually made more prize money than them. Thanks equal TV share.

>>76116948
he did a good job when he played in the league cup desu

>>76116952
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39820993

About that...

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>>76115331
>trans/
Why is LGBT allowed on /sp/, but not /pol/?

>>76116966
I was making an Australian Chelsea plastic joke

>>76116920
There were reports about City offering a new contract with half the wages, I can't see Toure accepting that.

>>76116921
Obviously they have money but they also just let like 5 players leave without bringing in a penny and they have to take into account the fact that Kompany and Gundogan will be dead forever. They need 10 players and most of them have to be starting XI material.

>>76116980
because feminine penis is alright to suck.
Didn't he kill himself last season?

>muh no european football so they only play 1 game a week and win so chelsea r gr8

>>76116885
never happening

>>76116993
City literally have unlimited money, you really think that's a problem? Not to mention Pep can attract anyone in the world.

>>76117014
>Pep 0 trophies Guardiola gonna attract anyone

I thought this was the season that Man City were going to win everything.

>>76117014
Yeah, like the mighty Stones and Bravo.

>>76116908
Can't see them winning the title next year 2bh. Far too much buying to be done in the summer.

Early prediction is it's between Chelsea and Liverpool next year.

Daily reminder that Marcus Rashford only has to win the Premier League and the Champions league to complete the 'has won everything in football collection.'
And will contest the European Super Cup in his 2nd season as senior player.

>>76117039
My prediction is between Chelsea and Spurs. I don't see Liverpool improving that much

>>76117052
>wins PL and CL next year
>becomes complacent and does fuck all for the rest of his career

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>>76117062
...you'll see

>>76117039
>Liverpoo
>Actually thinking they'll be any good when they have literally no European fixtures this year and still barely managed 4th.
8th again la

>>76117062
>Chelsea and Spurs

Depends if they decide to prioritise CL.

>Liverpool

lol

>>76117069

Truly the English Kluivert.

>>76117069
>Becomes the new Anderson

I can't wait for fat rashford trolling cesc

>>76117052
What about the Euro or the Worl-
>England

>>76117093
Has a better shot with wales desu senpai

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>fucking australian manure customer infesting this thread again

>hey guys can i like your sport, yeah ill just pick the team that won 15 of the past 20 league titles ok? im a fan just like you

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Remind me why people rate Greaseman.

>>76117062
Spurs' high pressing game goes to shit on big pitches. They'll be lucky to finish 7th.

>>76117079
Their 1st 11 is as good as anyone's in the league. Maybe even the best. If they get a good CB, a striker, and some better rotation players they'll be up thee.

>>76117093

Maybe some of the scientists and doctors you forward on to us will be good at football.

>>76117081
They can prioritise the CL as much as they won't but both of them looks like Quarter finals material at best, so I don't think it will too much of an impact.
Maybe for Spurs, being in third pot they might get some tough teams they have to prepare for, finish second and get another top team, otherwise Chelsea shouldn't have to pay too many energies.

Different matter if they go deep, but I doubt it.

>>76117113
>as good as anyone
With fixture pile up and injuries, they'll slip back to 7th again.
They're also in Pot 3 so basically out in the group stages or possibly not even qualifying considering they have to play UCL playoffs in august.

>>76117109

He fackin runs about a bit

>>76117109
Because United wants to buy him.

>>76117109
I rate him highly, but not 85m highly

>>76117109
United create a fuckton of chances. They just don't have anyone to finish them off.
Even 35 year old zlatan got 28 goals with the service.

>>76117032
You now remember John Stones is one of the most expensive defenders of all time

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lads

LADS

Kluivert to ManU confirmed, memepiss 2.0

>>76117153
He's like the white Chris Smalling with worse defending ability

>>76117186
maybe mourinho knew his father

>>76117186

TAPPING UP

BAN EVERYONE

>>76117186
is this lip syncing accurate?

>>76117186
Fucking Mourinho is such a scumbag. Also
>Implying he won't have fucked off in a huff this time next year.

>>76116137
This

>>76116342
"Anyone on the Antoine Griezmann to Manchester United..."

Is the last picture meant to be "deal"? I have no idea what that hand symbol means.

>>76117332
god...you're such a fucking retard....

>>76117342
not him but
>expecting everyone to know who that is
This isn't america, ya dingus

>>76116908

Nolito is probably leaving too

any update on the confidence for craiglist meetup to me situation, lads?

>>76117109

Aspas scoed like 9 pens tbf and clubs would want Adruiz if he wasn't 50
Greizmann is probably the best striker to buy if they want to develop Rashford too since he's quite flexible and not a pure striker like Kane

>>76117332
Situation is his name la

>>76117332
Androidpleb confirmed

>>76117439
>Muslims saying thank you jesus

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>>76117439
>Jesus leaves on Ascension Day

What a poet

>Ben Gibson in the England squad
Fucking what.

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aopskXzDk2U

>>76117534
TY is really starting to grind my gears

>>76117534
>they turned into shameless shills

Glad I stopped watching.

>>76117534
christ

>>76117572
that was always inevitable

>>76117534

Arsenal fans are degenerates

>>76117534
Ty and Claude are alright.

But the rest of it

oh my daiz

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>>76117534

so they must have been given special privileges now by the club and along with that has come sponsors i.e. a lottery company (unbelievable)
>access to Wembley days before match (so pitch cannot be touched)
>interview with Keown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naQSBLUf9mM

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>>76116688
the call that saved spurs

Trippier>>>Walker

If we can get £40m for Walker as reported, I'd sell him tomorrow

>>76118167
City's probably crazy enough to pay that or more for him if Levy stops being a cunt

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>You check your fullback(s)'s phone and see a text from this guy
What do

>>76118167
Doesnt trippier have as many assists in 6 games as walker has got all season?

>>76118198
>Cunt

I don't like him but milking shitty for glen johnson would be high on my to do list especially considering they don't have a RB

>>76118243
Something like that. The main difference between them is that Trippier takes one touch to get the ball in the box while Walker takes 10+

>>76116213
It really would be funny to see how people from GB would deal with miami heat. its either going to be 90 or raining from here until early october
>>76116230
whats wrong with this? isnt he supposed to be good?

>>76118298
>90
Literally how is that even possible?

>>76118298
>90

what the fuck that's near water boiling temperature

>>76118342
>>76118325
ok smartasses How about 32+

mixing celcius and fahrenheit up, epic my dudes

>>76118219

Be pleased that we've flogged Dummett or Yedlin for 30m

>>76118325
>>76118342
These units dont run but when they do its yards

>>76118383
Kelvin?

America was a mistake

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>using Fahrenheit

>>76118325
>>76118342
Reminder celcius is an inferior way to measure everyday weather. Only a cuck would disagree.

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>>76118402

>>76117062
>Spurs
Can't see em doing it playing at Wembley next season. They will not have the home advantage in any game next season.

Silva resigned at hull

>>76118597
wow...also heard the titanic sank....

>>76118597
It's weird how resigned and re-signed pretty much mean the opposite despite being nearly identically spelled. English is a bit stupid sometimes.

>>76118557

Was de Ligt that terrible ajax CB

>>76118645
Yes, he's horrible. Don't sign him Daniel

>>76118645
He is only 17 tbf, but a bit of a weird potential 11 for spurs

>>76118557

Which Alves?

>>76118678

Both of them where quite bad desu. He was better than Sanchez though

>>76118601
That was just a film

>>76118597
Took the club half a day to confirm it: http://www.hullcityafc.net/news/article/2016-17/marco-silva-opts-to-leave-the-tigers-3724760.aspx

>>76118557

>Alli
>Kane
>Rose
>Dier
>Alderweireld
>Eriksen
>Lloris

They're all leaving, mate.

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>le always pouting man

Customers:
Lukaku, Morata or Belotti?
Griezmann or James Rodriguez?
Fabinho or Dier?
Lindelof, Van Dijk or Keane?

>>76118937
Morata is of to >bbilan

>>76118937

>Why not all of them?

But seriously:
Belotti (Lukaku wouldn't fit at United)
Griezmann
Dier
Lindelof and Keane

Those would all be good signings for us.

>>76118937
Morata
Baguette tsu
Fabinho
Van Dijk

>>76119119
You suck.

>>76119081
Good answers.

>>76116248
ULV?

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>>96

>>76119178
No, I live in the civilized part of the country

whats the best way to cool down?

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>>76119519
Cold shower
Fan

>>76119519
Staying in your own lane

Probably going to be the most boring transfer window

Quite cool now

>>76119519
3 Bs

>Pepe Reina may be leaving Napoli after taking offence at a joke the club president made about his wife

dubs decides the next star player to transfer to mls this summer

>>76115331

OP pic is solid gold

>>76119935
Aguero

Griezmann is staying bois

>>76119986
Source?

12 posts in the last hour, sort yourselves out lads

>>76119735
It was a joke about Reina said to his wife, something on the lines of "you have to keep him in check".

>>76120036
make me

>>76120048

Very rude

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>>76120036
Too tired. Goodnight, /trans/.

>>76120036
Too busy watching the scotish football

>>76116070
>even the bird has a jewish nose

>>76120090
Good night Austriabro

Why do West ham bang on about winning the world cup when it was a spurs player was the England manager

>>76120090
>Going to bed at 11

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>>76120036
Sorry blud, I am having tons of fun wiping on wow

>>76120136
Because they've never finished in the top 2 of the league so they gotta find something else to celebrate

>>76120220
but I thought they were a big club

>>76120210
I remember when I played WoW during cata, it was really comfy logging on and having your friends there to play with. It's a huge timesink though and I missed out on stuff irl because of raiding

>>76120227
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Ham_United_F.C.#Domestic_competitions
>3 trophies in their entire hisory

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Gonna push a meme this summer lads.

Been in /trans/ for a while but my only slightly relevant meme was

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

and it was awful.

DUTCH LAD

Does "vleesbuffet" translate to carvery in dutch.

>>76120343
Push "bang average". I've used it a couple of times over the last month or so randomly and now seeing it appear a lot more

>>76120366
fuck off I started that

>>76120366
Hmmm, I want a full blown /trans/ meme like smug essien, cravery posting or I love trans lads.

It's much easier to get lads in trans to start mimicing speech than get them to post memes tbf. I've got a few phrases in over the years I've seen being posted.

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>>76120359
Not really, that's more of a meat platter like pic related that you order at a caterer for a party or something. There's no real translation for it, for as far as I can tell anyway

>>76120370
>>76120381
Still feel it could be pushed to replace the phrase "overrated"

Bedroom's warmer than the inside of the sun

>>76120433
no idea how Im gonna sleep tonight desu

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>>76120398
I'm sorry, dutch lad
But, ok
We will try again

>>76120471
sorry not liking this new meme

Reckon Arbeloa's going anywhere or is he going to call it a day?

>>76120483
bit shit isn't it. sorry

>>76120492
He'll probably have to Arbelower his standards if he wants first team football

(Sounds like lower, would love this to become a new meme)

>>76120381
ye should do a "digits decides what meme i force"

my vote goes to forcing hotposting

>>76116908
hahahaha, I looked at this and thought 'those highlighted players make a good second 11, solid depth at city'. That's their first XI. Hahahahahaha, how shameful

>>76120248
I am having fun but christ if it doesn't get frustrating some times.

DUBS DECIDE WHAT MEME I FORCE. Will post it once at least every /trans/ thread

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>>76120555
>When the girl at the carvery asks If you've been there before
Trust me, once a thread is more than enough

>>76120267
They also have only finished the season with positive GD once in the PL. Last season

Yfw we get to see Real and Zidane blowing out United in a few months and Ramos scores the winner after they take de gea aswell

>>76120643
All because of Payet I bet.

Remember when the FA Cup was relevant. Remember when the BBC used to do like a 5 hour build up before the final. I used to watch it all as a kid. I haven't even watched the last few FA Cup finals, ne'mind the hullabaloo before it.

>>76120712
They were +14 and he scored 9. Dunno about assists though

>>76120747
It stopped being relevant when they moved it from 3pm

>>76120433
>Bedroom's warmer than the inside of the sun
tfw leaving my computer on will probably cool down the room with the fan but it's loud as fuck

>>76120747

Van Laal getting sacked after winning it really hammered home how pointless it is

>>76120759
only if the heat has a way to escape desu, open a window la'

>>76120780
Can't, it's a ground floor room right next to the town center so the "window" is actually a door into the tiny garden.

Stupid three story new build where the kitchen and lounge is on the 2nd floor

>>76120780
>open window
>moths and spiders come in
>moths head straight for laptops and phones
>spiders lie in wait in the shadows
>Fellaini was MOTM

>>76120894
>not opening a window in another room for some airflow and have the light on somewhere else to ruse the shit out of those fuckers

Had 3 wasps flying about my room this morning because I left a half eaten magnum on my desk. Felt rotten desu

>>76120780
>open a window
>the entire insect swarm storms through the open window

>>76120712
>>76120772
Remember the last time a FA cup final was between two top four teams?

>>76120956
>tfw always forget about bugs until one twats me in the face

>>76121207
2007 ?

>>76118937
Belotti
Greaseman
Fabinho
Lindelof

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>no pards next season
>no big sam
>no moyes
fuckin hell lads literally no manager worth meming. Im relying on Huddersfield to win just to have Wagner in the prem.

>>76115901
I thought the FA cup winner got to play in the champions? Or since manu won Europa, arsenal are screwed either way.

>>76130362
Europa League

Given the top 6 are all qualified for European football next season Everton will get the spot regardless.

>>76130362
nope. FA Cup winners and League Cup Winners get into Europa League.

Everton will get a spot, but they will probably be in a qualifying round early august

>Manchester United are ready to activate Atletico Madrid striker Antoine Griezmann's £86m release clause. (Daily Mirror)

United are confident of signing Griezmann by the end of June and have already agreed a "hugely persuasive" financial package with the 26-year-old's representatives. (Independent)

>Arsenal have offered a new contract worth £270,000 a week to Alexis Sanchez in a bid to keep the forward at the club. (Daily Mail)

Liverpool will have to pay up to £60m if they are to sign RB Leipzig's 22-year-old midfielder Naby Keita. (Times - subscription required)

>Manchester United's 31-year-old forward Wayne Rooney has two offers from China that would be worth £50m in salary over two years. (Daily Mail)

Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, a target for Manchester United and Chelsea, is close to agreeing a £52m move to AC Milan. (La Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

>Former England boss Fabio Capello says United are "not an exciting team" and need more than just France international Griezmann. (Daily Star)

Stoke forward Marko Arnautovic is a £15m transfer target for AC Milan and Paris St-Germain. (Sun)

>West Ham are hoping to sign Manchester City's 20-year-old Nigerian striker Kelechi Iheanacho. (Sun)

Marco Silva is expected to replace Sam Allardyce as Crystal Palace manager after leaving Hull City. (London Evening Standard)

>Chelsea will only sell 28-year-old striker Diego Costa if a bidder meets their £60m valuation. (Times - subscription required)

Former club captain Nigel Pearson is expected to get the Middlesbrough job, but Garry Monk is also a candidate after resigning from Leeds United. (Evening Gazette)

>Ex-Boro boss Aitor Karanka is the favourite to replace Monk at Elland Road. (Telegraph)

Chris Coleman has dismissed rumours linking him with the vacant Palace job and says he wants to remain with Wales until the 2018 World Cup. (ITV)

>>76130931
>Juventus are preparing an offer for 23-year-old Monaco and Brazil midfielder Fabinho, a target for Manchester United and Manchester City. (Calciomercato)

West Brom will have to pay £35m if they want to sign Watford striker Troy Deeney, 28, this summer.(Birmingham Mail)

>Leicester City and Everton are also considering moves for Deeney. (Daily Mail)

Manchester United will not sell Spain midfielder Ander Herrera, 27, to Barcelona.(Independent)

>Liverpool have no plans to sign Porto goalkeeper Iker Casillas, 36, on a free transfer this summer. (Liverpool Echo)

West Brom face competition from Newcastle United for the signature of Sporting Lisbon's Portugal midfielder William Carvalho, 25.(Birmingham Mail)

>Watford want to make 24-year-old Genk and Gambia defender Omar Colley their first summer signing. (Watford Observer)

Everton could sign defender Cuco Martina, 27, on a free transfer after he was released by Southampton. (Liverpool Echo)

>Swansea City striker Fernando Llorente, 32, says he held talks with Chelsea manager Antonio Conte in January, but would now be open to a return to Spain. (Cadena Ser, via Metro)

Brighton hope to beat Newcastle to the loan signing of 19-year-old Tammy Abraham after both clubs were given permission to speak to the Chelsea striker.(Telegraph)

>Timmy Abraham, the 15-year-old brother of Tammy, has joined Fulham from Charlton Athletic. (Bristol Post)

Derby want to sign Burnley winger George Boyd on a free transfer, with the 31-year-old Scotland international yet to agree a new deal with the Clarets.(Daily Mirror)

so casillas to liverpool confirmed

>>76131107
would be hilarious

>>76130931
>West Ham are hoping to sign Manchester City's 20-year-old Nigerian striker Kelechi Iheanacho. (Sun)

What went so wrong

>>76117107
>implying i dont support them because my father does

>>76130931
>Marco Silva is expected to replace Sam Allardyce as Crystal Palace manager after leaving Hull City. (London Evening Standard)
top half of league incoming
>>76130931
>Arsenal have offered a new contract worth £270,000 a week to Alexis Sanchez in a bid to keep the forward at the club. (Daily Mail)
He is off. No way is he staying at club at 28 entering his prime without UCL. The only chance Arse have is flashing cash of other big names to convince him they may challenge for title.

>>76131413
Why do you support them cause yer da does? Do you fuck yer ma cause yer da does too aye?

>>76131488
supporting a team because your Dad does is the definitive reason most of us support a team, you muppet.
There only idiots who go different way are scousers who's Dad supports Everton but the son wimped out and supports Liverpool