/f1/ - Formula One General - Lewis is going to win Monaco edition

first for Fuck Niggers

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his time

dubs and Hamilel dies in a fireball

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>BLYAT

>>76113308

0-4: Stroll
5-9: Vandoorne

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His time

Reminder that Bottas has NEVER scored points at Monaco

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>Marcus

>SON OF ERIC

>>76113333
what did he mean by this

Torpedo went three tenths faster than last year's pole. How much would that new chicane remove from an average lap time?

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is it finally his time?

>That Kvyat time

what did he mean by this????

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>>76113333
Reminder AMD AMX has crashed out of every Monaco GP he's been in

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>>76113333
What does this mean?

I dunno if anyone semi-seriously plays racing sims, but if you play Assetto Corsa/Pcars/RF1 or 2 and you haven't tried the Crew Chief applet, it's fucking awesome. Just playing with it the first time tonight - uses speech recognition so you can ask your race engineer for gaps in front and behind you, relative pace, tyre wear/temps, brake temps, all kinds of shit mid race. Immersive as fuck.

>2017
>no JB-checklist

Jenson Button Checklist

[ ] Perez keeps turning in on me
[ ] Other cars going to fast
[ ] Car is too slow
[ ] Car is too fast
[ ] Tyres dont work
[ ] Its too wet
[ ] Its too dry
[ ] A bee flew past my ear
[ ] My feet hurt
[ ] I want to go home
[ ] Too much understeer
[ ] Too much oversteer
[ ] Tyres too hot
[ ] Tyres too cold
[ ] Tyres too rubbery
[ ] Tyres too worn
[ ] Track too wet
[ ] Track too dry
[ ] It's too windy
[ ] Engine too loud

Sky F1 really are the JIDF (Jewlyon Internet Defence Force)

>>76113358
Wtf, i hate Grosjean now.

>Nigger out of breath already

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BUT +12.016

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>>76113333
>digits

Also, Hamilton's wheezing like an old man already. Digits and he dies if a heart attack mid race

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>Loud breathing intensifies

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>>76113333

Reminder that the last time Ferrari won in Monaco was in 2001

>>76113384
>>76113386
has to drive without grape-juice

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>>76113386
Is HAM actually still running without any sort of fitness trainer after he sacked his pre-season? Reckon will see him pass out one race for sure. Maybe one of proper hot locations

Any 2018 season reglament changes?

AMD
M
X

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whom'st time is?

>>76113355
He's in love.

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>>76113430
his time

his fucking time

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>>76113415
All drivers must bring a dog nto the grid to hassle Brundle during the grid walk. If Brundle pets your dog you get a head start on rest of grid. If Brundle calls your dog a bad dog you must start in the pitlane

>>76113374

I would expect nothing less than a stellar drive from Britian's greatest Formula 1 Driver this weekend. He'll definitely be in the points, if not on the podium for sure. The likes of his performance will only be rovaled by his own performances at the 2006 Hungarian GP and 2011 Canadian GP.

If only he had run the full season, he would have the most starts on any F1 driver ever. A fitting titles for a man known for his RELENTLESS driving

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>>76113389
reminder that the last time McLaren won the constructor's championship was in 1998

AMX

1:13:3331

one:thirteen:three thousand, three hundred and thirty one

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>Chokestappen

>>76113447
>Coulthard
>Kovalainen

>>76113362
Immersive add-ons like that and in-depth physics are for autists. I'm only interested in games with car development grinding and cut-scenes

TRICKY

RICKY

HIS TIME

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>>76113430
HAMmer time.

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>i rate coulthard

Stream?

reminder that #stillirise

>>76113362
I hope the engineer likes my accent.

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MY

>onboard-sound
sheeeeeeeeeeeeet these cars sound like the formula-E-vehicles

>>76113505
Well it can pick up my Australian one m8.

Haven't seen if he can distinguish between "yeah nah" and "nah yeah" yet though tbqh

>Red Bull barely faster than Red Bull on the same tires
Why is Newey so fucking pathetic?

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>>76113470
>Alonslow
>Hamilchoke
vs
>finnish autism man
>mr no victories for 8 years

>>76113501
8371c1339db2b376e2c6ae29546dea0890fea2f7

>>76113501

It's on Channel 4 you numpty

Turn on your TV, or watch here: http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

>>76113485
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>VAN already EXPOSED

wew

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Ricciardo Rides Rough all the way to pole position

Love the nose cams, looks so fucking fast

>Paul I want to come down on Lewis' side

Wew

Torro Rosso's time is now

are mercs doing long-runs or what?

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Let's just take a second to remember how cool the Renault looks

>>76113628
No, Torro Rosso and RBR have turned on "engine quali mode" and are waving their dicks about

>>76113628
None of them are doing long runs, they're all doing short runs to perfect their qualifying lap. Because qualifying is more important in Monaco, because passing is harder.

>>76113518
>ignoring that Alonso destroyed both those overrated shitters years later in the same car
its safe to say that the Ferrari was a lot quicker than the McLaren that got carried by Alonso and Hamilton

>inb4 muh Alonso got favored
he got favored way more by Briatore in Renault yet Trulli was able to beat him one season, Kimi and Massa are just not that good

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>>76113536
>TFW money on VAN to beat BUT in practice, but he isn't obliterating him

>>76113374

[x] Why did I go neutral for a moment?

>>76113632
ummm, sorry, but it seems you've forgotten what time it is

>+0.003
wew

>"Why am I lacking general grip?"
>after two laps
lmao $troll

VWL
W
L

>>76113667
not wanting to defend that guy since he's bad and all but those tyres are hard af and often lose temperature because of it

BULLIED

>>76113669
sadly no

http://streamable.com/ninci
Kimi speaking about his family

>>76113650
kek

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>wake up and look at clock
>its his time

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>It's Seb's time

is merc still running the limo wheelbase?

>Mercedes
JUST

$TROLL

S T R O L L
T
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>$hitroll

>Stroll
man, when he's going to be dumped.
nobody crashed there ever

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>$troll

someone pls post the "tfw he says it's his time" image

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Holy shit.
Even Ted called out Croft's bias.

>Ted: "Would you be saying that if it was Kimi holding up Hamilton"
>Croft: -says something about Vettel-

He fucking DODGED the question.

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>Stroll

What happened? Damn ads...

>not giving the kid some time
Come on guys, I know you are autistic but stop hating the rookie

>>76113798
Lost control by the casino

>>76113798
Stroll binned it at the Casino Corner

>STROLL
>T
>R
>O
>L
>L

>>76113755
That 1, lets see if that number becomes 2

>>76113798
take a guess

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>Mercedes slower than Force India
>$tr0££

>>76113755

That's going to come out of his allowance.

post webm im installing ace on mobile

>>76113801
maybe he will become better at crashing?

Buying a Supercup drive at Monaco would have been more helpful than his FW36 world tour

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What is she thinking bois

>>76113811
this webm has only one frame

Yeah saw it on replay, that guy almost get hit wtf he's doing

>>76113830
Like Max?

>>76113811
Same wall VES binned it last year isn't it?

>Palmer blows his engine up
>Stroll hits the wall

Pure pottery, jesus these guys are shit

HE DID IT

>>76113843
yes

>>76113836

How much she hates small dicks.

anyone got a webum of the $troll incident

>>76113410
I wouldn't know

If I was the Mercedes boss there's no way he'd be allowed to do stuff like that while working for me

Hire a professional trainer or the teams giving you one

They secretly want him to fuck his own career up and get rid of him imo

Something about guys that shade....they always fuck their own shitbup when not given constant supervision by the boss

>>76113843
It's where Amx binned it during the race yeah. But it's not even wet atm

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>>76113847
>Palmer blows his engine up
>Shit

Stroll is leaf through and through by the way, he said that the Canada GP will the most special to him.

>>76113842
I'm more of a fan of Max' early work desu. Monaco 2015 was a better crash than any of his crashes at Monaco last year.

>>76113883
$tr0££ will crash out in Canada in a very special manner. Singles say so.

>>76113883

Humorous edit war on Wikipedia not long ago claiming he is Belgian-Canadian because of his mother.

Also edit wars about him being Jewish.

>>76113883

>crashes into the wall of champions every session
>commentators no longer call it the wall of champions aferwards

>sky now defending $troll

>press gave an ironic round of applause when stroll entered the press room

KEK

>>76113922
The wall of Stroll?

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STROLL PATROL
T
R
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>>76113922
>The Stwall

I'll show myself out

>>76113932

Di Resta was.
Croft was giving him a ton of shit.

Croft seems to have forgotten that Stroll is AN F3 CHAMPION.

Manor would've won this

https://streamable.com/7mkqu
Stroll crash
make webm

why race today not tomorrow lads

>>76113977
so the visitors pay one more day to the hotel owners
also so the locals don't have to wait three days in a row before driving again

>>76113958
>Di Resta was.

Oh right, forgot he's on the Williams payroll.

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problems for ṡ̛͍̙̘̗̰̱̺̠͒͒̿͜ṱ̰̩͎̼̟̾̒̓ͩ͊̓ͧ̀͘r̥̗̺̩̻͕̠̻̓̌o͕̖͖̦ͨͧ̄̓̌͂͢l̡͔̇̐ͤͯ́͟l̥̯͙̳͈̘̃̊̊̔̋̚͝

>>76113988
Well now it's four days instead? I mean F2 is on Friday

https://twitter.com/Steven_Lewis_WA/status/867728081955540992

I can't

>TOM
>SAVAGE

Lmao at crofty reading those tweets

how much is stroll sr paying these guys on tv....

>>76114010

between this and jollyon defence force in practice 1 this is just pathetic

Tom is our guy

>>76114010
enough so he's worth it unfortunately
unless he kills someone and Williams get the blame and have to withdraw

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>>76114007
It is deserved though. The kid is as accident prone as Maldonado, but at least Maldonado was legit fast

>>76114010
Williams is paying di Resta as a reserve driver

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>British ads

Is it just me or do they do a bad job with camera angles showing off the casino? Maybe the casino not paying them

Williams are the whores of Formula 1.

Just bend over for anyone with money.

>>76114076
>Claire Williams is the whore of Formula 1.
>She just bends over for anyone with money.

FTFY.
My dick is now diamonds.

>>76114076
Fug. Does Claire?

>>76114090
>>76114089
>>76114076
>Australians

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>>76114097

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>>76114043

anyone have a webm of joe lee and palmer engine boom?

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>>76114090

Principality of Monaco so offended by Justin Bieber being dragged to podium by Lewlew that they've MOVED THE PODIUM

So Merc confirmed BTFO, Torro Roso are our new gods?

>>76114090
her ex-boyfriend went from data tester to senior race engineer in the space of 3 seasons and now she has impregnated herself with the baby of one of strolls managers.

Claire will open her legs for anyone and beg to feel stuffed.

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*btfos /f1/*

what the fuck why are P1 and P2 today? what memes did I miss?

>Stroll has never raced at Monaco
>Stroll doesn't watch F1 on TV
surprised he didn't do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arRp3lEaU48

>>76114157
This guy is even more overrated than Ayrton Senna

>>76114147
I'd like to think she's the kind of girl that would make you promise to pull out but then as you approach the vinegar stroke wrap her thighs around you and make sure you finish in her.

>>76114161
Stroll crashed omg

New Haas looks ok from the front but the red was better on the arse of it.

BUTTON
RUDE
U
D
E

>>76114138
>Torro Roso are our new gods?

Been /ToroRosso/ since they were called Minardi lad

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Has Jenson said "massive understeer" yet?

the Renault is awful

>>76114161
they're always on thursday in monaco.

>>76114190

R A R E
A
R
E

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I put money on a HUL podium
please get it together

How does Crofty go through life with such abyssmal social skills?

>>76113801
Our Dutch FP commentator was being really unfair too. Completely ignored how amx crashed 3 times in one weekend while it was his second year in F1. This is Stroll's first year...not that I think he will be very talented with more experience but for fuck sake the bias is real.

>>76114204
N E W
E
W

Every, fucking, time

>>76114205
>French
>getting it together

>>76114204
N E W
E
W

Anyone else amused by Crofty and Kravitz's 'Toast of London' impersonations?

I was pleasantly surprised they even knew it existed.

>>76114204
Didn't
K N E W
N
E
W

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name a better talent scout

>>76114214
>>76114221

He posted here a couple of times around a month ago I guess m9s

BASED BUTTON

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APOLOGIZE

BASED JENSON

>button bullying hamilel
Was that drive, dare I say it, relentless?

CHEEKY

Button is still the GOAT

Will this be another Singapore 2015 for Mercedes?

>>76114251
Colin Chapman

>>76114252
He's been here for years

>>76114257
Based son of eric COLONIZING pascal

>>76114164
Maybe he was a militant atheist who just wanted some sick airtime.

>>76114276
hope so

because it's HIS FUCKING TIME

>>76114190
Do you actually live in Curacao? What's it like?

The Indy 500 and Monaco are on the same day? What kind of tomfoolery scheduling is this?

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>le Mercedes is sandbagging meme

>merc +1s behind vettee

>>76114313

Indy500 start is like 3 or 4 hours after Monaco start.
Plenty of time for both.

>>76114329
>behind perez

>>76114317
Are they sandbagging that hard though?

>>76114307
It's ok. Same weather the whole year, same parties every weekend, same people everywhere so after a couple of years it gets boring af

>>76114354
Mercedes is just shit. It's Ferrari's time. Digits confirm

>>76114354

m8, they're 5D sandbagging.
They're actually going to deliberately lose this race, just so people don't suspect them to be good in Canada, where they will get a podium finish!

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>Toto

>>76114397
3rd place podium finish

>>76114380
I'd take that any day over grey old Britain. Are you minted or something, is that why you live over there?

I theorised that Mercedes would struggle in that tight middle sector just because they're car is massive.

>>76114165
Incorrect, he killed him, after all.

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>be jenson button
>train for weeks to be able enough for monaco
>stall at the start of the race
>retire

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>>76114528
*break down on the formation lap

>>76114479
>just because they're car is massive.
>just because there are car is massive.

>>76114491
Oh, right. I forgot about that. Is he /our guy/?

somebody give me a meme summary of the meme practise 1 & 2

>>76114583

Pay debts.

>>76114583
yes dey'is care has hugest wheelbase

>>76114598
Renault a shit
Stroll a shit
Mercedes a shit
VWL
Toro Rosso hype
his time

>>76114397
>>76114414
They will get a podium finnish :^)

>>76114598
>Mercedes more than 1 sec slower than based vet. futhermore, they're behind perez
>$troll being $troll
>Frenchies can't get their shit together

>>76114598
JOYLON PALMER DIDNDU NUFFIN!
STROLL DINDU NUFIN!
HAMILTON IS SANDBAGGING!
BEING FIRST IN FP2 MEANS POLE JUST LOOK AT 2015
t. Sky Sports

>>76114479
>oh yeah i knew this would happen, i just didn't say it before because i didn't want to

Sure thing bro

How will Kvyat fuck it up

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>>76114608
>Toro Rosso hype
What did Sainz do? I assume Kvyat is still crying in his helmet

>>76114602
Come on Australia, you can do better than that.

>Hamilton will never equal Senna in Monaco

Feels incredible man. Thank you based Rosberg!

>>76114643
Kvyat was actually faster than him

>>76114641
Torpedoes vettel at the start

>>76114644

I'm a different Australian.
I just like the debts joke.

Hell, I don't even think Greece should pay its debts. The EU shouldn't have bailed out banks that made bad loans they knew you couldn't pay.

But I still like that debts joke.

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>Monaco is a driver tra-

Why is practice on a Thursday?

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>>76114641

>>76114679

>Woffel beating Worst Drivers Champion

Nice.

>>76114679
-p where dreams are crushed

>>76114683

Always has been.
It's unironically so they can pull parts of the track down on Friday, so rich cunts can have their parties.

Will there be one overtake in this race?

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>>76114686

>>76114699
There was a time when this was true, but they have GP2 or whatever now on Fridays. I guess it's just tradition.
>>76114677
I like it too tbhdesu. PS it's spelled "denbts".

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>>76114688
>he doesn't rate Jenson
Is this because no Australian driver has won the WDC for decades and you're jealous?

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>>76114709
Ah!

The sun was out of his eyes then...

>>76114747
the part where he comes around the corner with the wheel going into the other direction he steers into gets me every time

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>>76114718

t. Crofty

>>76114644
pay denbts

>>76114679
>stoffel using the McHonda since day one
>Button casually takes a cheeky ride because he's bored
>same time
KEK

Formula Kino qualy starting

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>>76114757
All this salt. How sad.

>>76114751
It's next level drifting

Who work low paying jobs in Monaco?

How long was FP2? Was it 1.5 hours or 30 mins?

>>76114852
>Who work low paying jobs
OMG THAT'S ME yesyesyes
>in Monaco?
D:

>>76114313
Bernie did it deliberately so people couldn't do both and so indy gets less attention

>>76114905
1/16 of a teatime

>>76114852
Taxie Drivers? Lobby Boys, the cheap prostitues, Sauber pitcrew?

So a Hamilton pole is all but confirmed then?

>"We had some issues with the car on Thursday but I'm just so thankful for the team for working so hard day and night to make the car perfect, we changed a lot of things on the car for today and it felt just fantastic all afternoon, couldn't have asked for a better car to drive here in Monaco. This is such a special circuit on the Formula One calendar and it's the biggest spectacle of the year with the greatest fans, I love racing here! We win and we lose together so this pole is definitely for the team working SO hard at the factory. Big congrats to Vatteri as well for doing a great job as well"

And now for some words in your native languages

>"We had some issues with the car on Thursday but I'm just so thankful for the team for working so hard day and night to make the car perfect, we changed a lot of things on the car for today and it felt just fantastic all afternoon, couldn't have asked for a better car to drive here in Monaco. This is such a special circuit on the Formula One calendar and it's the biggest spectacle of the year with the greatest fans, I love racing here! We win and we lose together so this pole is definitely for the team working SO hard at the factory. Big congrats to Vatteri as well for doing a great job as well"

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>>76114935
>the greatest fans

again?

>rating Anglo drivers post-Clark

>>76114905
0.0004340277778 of hours elapsed so far in 2017

>>76114949
greatest fans at every Gp

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>>76114949
For a guy who criticises F1 drivers as being "boring as fuck", he sure does come out with some cliches...

>>76114958
>Clark
>Anglo
m8.
>>76114905
It lasted the same time as it would take half a man to dig a quarter of three holes, but when he's full of high-grade Columbian cocaine from JPM's personal stash.

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Just got off the phone with my scientology friend and he says Ricciardo pole is highly likely, apparently it's his time.

>>76114826
excuse me, Stoffel was clearly faster than the relentless ONE TIME WORLD CHAMPION JB

MATSUSHIT

gg matsushitter

>>76114949
I remember when he literally said that at the Hungarian GP

>>76115048
>tfw throwing frisbees at the sun

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>>76115097
>he's just getting used to the car, it was his first race
>he's just getting used to the car, we're not even half way into the season
>he's just getting used to the car, it was his first year
>he is no longer a rookie but still quite new to F1
>it was inevitable he would Senna himself, looking at his track record

>>76115171
How can he have a track record when he spends most of his time off it?

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>>76115097
>exploitable

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>>76115281
Good one m8 I didn't chuckle or smile but it felt better than holding in my fart.

Residential Dutch "unnamed sources" site F1today is claiming Joy, Lee and Palmer could be having their last weekend at Renault Sport Renault F1 Team Renault.
https://www.f1today.net/nl/nieuws/f1/226586/jolyon-palmer-bezig-aan-laatste-weekend-voor-renault

>4th word is literally "apparently"

>>76115410
Which of the Verstappens are they reporting are replacing him?

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>>76115410

>>76115410

Friendly reminder that John, Lee and Palmer is behing Gio the Nazi in the standings, who had competed only in the first 2 races with a fucking Sauber and DNF-ed once.

Any high-res or at least not crappy quality pic of Jenson driving today?

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>>76115480
straight from mclel's twitter

>>76115485
>aboot
10/10

>>76115558
RELENTLESS pic 2bh
>>76115410
It will be Buemi, and palmer in FE

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>>76115558
>Monaco night race when

>>76115558
I wish faggot Alonso decides do drive memecars for the rest of the season and gives his McLaren seat to Button, for some RELENTLESS performances.

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>>76115669
>implying Alonso will be able to drive cars after he does a double Monger and becomes quadriplegic this Sunday

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>>76115634
>divorcing this for some plastic bitch

>>76115702
Shes barren and he wants a legacy like all the F1 drivers with racing kids

>>76115701
Wouldnt a double monger be 4 legs?

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>>76115727
He has 3 sisters so I suppose he could pull a triple Monger

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S O O N

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>>76115558

Thanks la

So, who do we cast as Jenson?

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>>76115763

>>76114251
rocco sifredi

>>76115785
literally who

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>>76115807

>>76115410
Maybe Joy and Lee will fuck off and Palmer will start getting pole every gp without the extra weight.

>>76115702

It's reported that he just had some talks with Mika Salo and Jean Alesi and they gave him a quick rundown on what kind of racing drivers marrying a Jap woman results in

It was the discussion that saved Button

>>76115410

Who would replace him though? Sirotkin?

Don't get me wrong, I am glad to see him go but Renault couldn't even get another driver to sign last year. Are things really that different this year just because Hulkenberg did some good qualis and memed himself into massively over-inflated results that just benefited from a lot of guys up front having problems.

At this stage Renault is worse than Force India, Williams, Toro Rosso. The only two teams worse than them is McLaren (down to the engine sudoku only) and Sauber, although even Wehrlein managed to keep Toro Rossos behind for half the race and finish P7 or P8

>>76115882

He was King Arthur in the last Guy Ritchie movie, pretty kino if you ask me

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>>76115962
wew, Alesi did a much better job on that one

>>76115807

Nice one mate

[forces anal on newcomer girls without asking or agreeing on it beforehand and films, edits, releases and distributes it on website under own name and gets away with it without any criticism]

He is a fucking legend!

>Gene Haas defending Ferrari getting billions of shekels from FOM while backmarkers get barely anything

what a surprise, he's a dirty capitalist. didn't he go to prison for tax fraud at some point?

>>76116068
If you don't like capitalism why do you even watch f1

Ride Rough Ricciardo

>>76115445
What car even is this?

Yes I know that the teams like to take old cars and dress them in the current season's livery (McLaren have done it with the 2016 car, putting it in the 2017 livery). I think all the teams do it.

But this car doesn't even look like an F1 car. Look at the front and rear wings. No F1 car from recent years has had wings that look like that. The rear wing is too shallow, and I've never seen two vertical supports like that on an F1 car.

I just had a google of GP2, GP3, Formula Renault cars but they look different too.

>>76115445
What a great looking nose. What car is that?

DUBS and Riccardo getd tricked again

>>76116200
DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEE-

>>76116006
It was sort of understandable about last year - Sainz was locked down, Perez' sponsors weren't sure if the car would be good and so on.

I guess it would be Sirotkin. Maldonado would be a very big longshot.

>>76116091
americans don't like socialism but their sports are all socialist

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>>76115807

>>76115807
that's not pierre woodman

>>76116305
except baseball desu

quintessensially american

>>76116006
Alonso.

>>76115445
Nobody told me palmer had grew his hair out.

>>76116181
I believe it was a concept 2017 car (picture was prior to cars launch) so I think it was subtly used as a distraction to throw other teams off their track

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this new stroll catch fence looks amazing

>>76116352

After the bone that McLaren threw at him with Indy I really don't think Alonso will jump ship, at least not mid-season. Probably has a ridiculously watertight contract as well.

>>76116238

Maldonado has no more money. Someone like Buemi isn't too bad of a call either, assuming he wouldn't mind ditching his FE championship for midfielding in F1, which I'm assuming every sane driver would.

Could even be Button if he does ok this weekend and realizes racing is cooler than chilling at home. Maybe some "innovative new driver leasing programme"

Even putting Nasr in the car to drive for free wouldn't be a downgrade at this point

>>76115962
delet

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>>76113317

>>76116006
buemi

>>76116546
He says he was talking to an F1 this year but wasn't sure on how comoetitive they would be. It would be an odd thing to lie about. Also Renault don't really need money.

>>76116546

IIRC the plan for Alonso to run the 500 formed right around the same time that he stated that he absolutely would not leave Mclaren before the end of the year. The agreement was almost certainly to finish out tbe season if he was allowed to do the 500.

>>76116238

I guess Buemi would be a good choice.
I don't think Sirotkin would be a nice option because ditching a shit driver with one year experience for an unknown guy with 0 years is not really intelligent

>>76116399
You're joking right? Since it doesn't conform to the 2017 regulations in any way whatsoever

>>76116715
Probably and old lotus renault show car with bits and bobs added to it