Thursday
Geelong v Port Adelaide at 7:20pm AEST at SS
Friday
Sydney v Hawthorn at 7:50pm AEST at SCG
Saturday
Western Bulldogs v St Kilda at 1:45pm AEST at ES
Melbourne v Gold Coast at 4:05pm ACST at TP
Richmond v Essendon at 7:25pm AEST at MCG
Adelaide v Fremantle at 7:10pm ACST at AO
Sunday
Collingwood v Brisbane at 1:10pm AEST at MCG
Carlton v North Melbourne at 3:20pm AEST at ES
West Coast v GWS at 2:40pm AWST
HEAVE HO UNNA
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Geelong
Sydney
Bulldogs
Melb
Bitchmond
Adelaide
Pies
Norf
Giants
Screencap this:
Geelong
Hawthorn
Bulldogs
Melbourne
Essendon
Adelaide
Collingwood
North Melbourne
West Coast
6 day break for Cats after they put in 110% against dogs vs Port who've come off a 2 week break and training drill against GC. If Port show up this will be a trounce
who /dabloos/ here?
WHO CAN STOP US!?
>josh schache wanted to be drafted to the lions
>less than 18 months in already wants to get the fuck out
Soft as butter.
Geelong about to work the scoreboard into a shoot
>>76111916
finna cringe
Here's what's going to happen unless Dangerfield is stopped very soon. Some Dangerfield/Geelong team-mate will be killed and he'll be turned into a matyr.
>>76111883
>better put these meaningless tattoos somewhere overt, otherwise what's the point?
Probably gets pissed when people ask about them too.
>>76112017
*Tips*
starting on a construction site monday any tips
>riewoldt out
>>76112064
Yeah, I tip everyweek mate.
>>76112079
He needed a break, though it should have been against Carlton. I dont mind him missing a week tbqh, the Dogs have gone in really small. Didn't expect both Cloke and Carlisle to be dropped.
On paper Port should win this game, even without Wingard. However judging from last week this will probably be a rigged game. I'm tipping the cats on the basis that it will be.
What did nan mean by this?
>>76112158
What does the afl gain from rigging the game in Geelong favour?
>>76112158
>On paper Port should win this game
Based on what?
>mfw all this boong cock sucking for the next 4 days of Football
>>76112184
>>76112158
Need to crack the lucrative Geelong market
>>76112191
Based on my objective model.
>>76112184
I'm suspicious that Geelong are paying off the umpires for this event as they might have done for last week. Could be wrong though.
>>76111756
THURSDAY NIGHT /afl/ GET HYPED LADS!
>>76112175
You're a based Bendigo boy are you Issac? You actually seem pretty stable, good luck with your life mate.
>>76112064
in what capacity, lad? labourer?
>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit
Cats by 42
GIS DA BALL UNNA
Geelong vs Fremantle is supposed to start today.
When does it start? The AFL app already alerted me for lineups
>>76112017
leave my gf alone m8
>Jeremy Cameron Brownlow contender
One of the few people to have shitty 5+ goal games.
>>76112267
I'd have sex with your gf mate.
>dzhilong
>can't construct a narrative
>steals mine
K Y S
Y
S
Geelong are shit cunts desu
CATS EXPOSED
UMPBALL
>>76111883
absolute tragedy to befoul that lovely body
>0.5
>peelong
got money on cats
and they do this to me, thank god for their carlton players
Why does Polec have it now? Westhoff was 30m out. Missed it
>broadbent is 3 days older than me
>the absolute state of his hairline
suddenly feel better about my life
>>76112399
Westhoff cant kick a set shot so passed it
>>76112400
Those three days are the worst ones for your hairline though.
>>76112400
I thought he was in his 50's
kek get fucked Selwood
>>76112435
30s*
> conspiracy check has an objective model
classic real tip pleb
wtf is this geelong kicking
>>76112194
AFL is a multicultural sport.
Love it or leave it.
>>76112474
t. Faggot wog
get fucked you braindead medkit you offer nothing to any thread
>>76112267
How long until the the AWFL fully embraces vicious on-field bullying? Girls are renowned for being brutal to the point of causing suicides, could be a goldmine tßh
>>76112486
The girls football was always violent as fuck in my high school. Most games had some sort of fist fight or hair pulling.
Feltgoodman to watch.
hawks LADS
>Conspiracy Check
>>76112237
labourer going into a 3 month trial as a horticulture apprentice. thinking of doing an electrical apprenticeship
>this peelong umpball
disgusting
>>76112308
Bulk order when?
FREE KICK GEELONG
really makes you think
Reality checks narrative holding up
>>76111923
you just got worked mark
>>76112558
Trip on and stop stealing my narratives
Based aborted narrative watch guy working the obese smark into a shoot
Tackling Selwood is bordeline impossible. Front on he bends the knees and pulls the tacklers arms up to his neck, from behind he stops and falls into the ground to draw the in the back call, from the side he fumbles the ball out then instantaneously throws his hands up and gets holding calls.
He's like a machine
>Adelaide
>Karl Stefanovic
>Mitch Duncan had 18 tackles last night
>0 at half time
>>76112586
Big Based Karl working the smarks
>>76112584
>Austria
>>76112580
The answer is to tackle from behind and promptly german suplex him into retirement
>>76112580
A lot of words that I can relpace with one: Ducker
Anschluss with New Zealand when
>>76112545
In a choice between Legionella & electrocution I'd choose Legionella. I do gardening 10 hours a week, it's pretty fun if your back is alright.
>>76112586
wonder if this is MWNGF's cup of tea, wouldn't mind a live tweet or two.
Keep hearing how the China game was a massive success, but how was it successful? Money? Sure as fuck wasn't the crowd.
>>76112630
His sister is my cup of tea
>>76112641
she's Wattle Glen's hot water system
>duckwood
when will this cunt stop
>>76112649
I want to have disrespectful sex with her in the family home
What did he mean by this?
oh em gee dad up ship creek
>>76112675
DID DAD JUST SAY SH
>>76112668
>having the Herald Sun app
>reading the Herald Sun ever
fuck he's a mong
>>76112668
This is a man who is registered with actual retardation. No wonder he doesn't have the ability to think critically about who could detonate a bomb around kids.
>>76112668
>is genuinely retarded
>shitskin apologist/sympathizer
checks out
>>76112668
He is an actual retard, I thought it was just a meme
>>76112715
>>76112668
based straffo.
no one wants to hear the opinions of rita poonanhi
>>76112720
Le everyone is stupid except for me
>>76112724
this
rita poonanhi is a meme and an apostate
>>76112720
>on to
>>76112720
hypocrisy
>>76112738
What's with the mainstream right and degeneracy? Poonanhi is an apostate traitor, Sharri Markson is a known degenerate slut, Bolt is a pedo, fucking disgusting desu
look at that body
HARD
BIG
BODY
>>76112742
>terrorist plots and immigrant violence is not an issue at this
How dense can this obese cunt be, is his retardation degenerative or something?
>>76112753
>>76112760
>ad hominem is an effective debating tactic
honestly getting sick of this thick as shit fat cunt.
>>76112720
>
>>76112753
>Bolt is a pedo
proofs?
Is Geelong going to play their only decent quarter as usual in the 4th?
>>76112780
Now that calling people nazi's means nothing they will use pedo, guaranteed.
>>76112760
>posting liberal garbage on social media
>not even getting likes for it
Sad!
Daisy spit in my arsehole
Someone just needs to uppercut Selwood the next time he ducks
you just
>>76112825
don't you think?
>>76112753
>Poonanhi is an apostate traitor
t. ahmed
Not a fan of the casual transphobia in the new AAMI ad desu
>>76112831
for mine
>>76112853
what is the triggering moment?
have we finally got a challenger for Dawn "Flog The Wogs" Fraser?
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/05/25/15/04/tennis-great-margaret-court-refuses-to-fly-qantas-over-airlines-support-for-gay-marriage
>>76112878
BASED
>>76112853
would let daisy pearce peg me
>>76112878
>Margaret "If you fly queer, I steer clear" Court
>>76112890
That was the ad with the sluts in leather with the bondage tones too it, little does he know that girls gagged to volunteer for it.
>t. Production crew
>thought daisy's stat was wrong
>realise miracle on grass was 2013
>>76112878
>finally
>challenger
you slow m8?
she's been a pastor for a long time
Umpball will come lads
>>76112742
fuck me when was the great "man" himself in Perth?
I'd have loved to give him the traditional Perth welcome to country.
filthy peelong cunt
>>76112913
I'm not an avid follower of the careers of past tennis champions I admit. Barring Martina Hingis.
>>76112954
BRAAAAP
>>76112958
pfffffffffttttbpbppppb
The umpball is real.
>>76112954
They don't wear these knickers anymore. Sad times.
>>76112966
>fat hawkins 'disposal'
the narrative fits
nathan ablett is full autism
How the fuck was that not holding the man holy shit
>bitchwood
KEK
>cracking open a cold one with the boys
>selwood
kek
KEK
K E K
>>76112939
He followed Bruce Springsteen around to ever tour date in Australia.
>>76112976
Luke was worse, jumped a fence into someones backyard to warm up for a game in their pool.
this is a pretty fucking good quarter lads
>>76112966
There are still some good ones floating around if you get a based cameraman
that was a fucking throw from faggot duncan
not even a port supporter but fuck geelong
>>76112966
Direct connection to the current decline of society and the rise in demure undies in women's tennis. Same with netball pleated skirts and when the basketballers would wear lycra and give 15 year old me something to wank to on ABC in the afternoon.
>Daisy pearce
>>76113003
good post
bout fucking time, last 5 inside 50s have been clear holding
>>76112966
>>76113000
yeah but they're all little shorts like nike pros, not the bikini knickers of old.
Imagine this with half of her cheeks exposed
>hnnnnng
>>76113000
fug
What's wrong with Geelong in this quarter?
>>76113033
Just wait. They'll come back at the last minute.
I prefer Pepsi over Coke. Futurama to The Simpsons. Batman to Superman. Rain to Sun. I'm just different.
>>76113033
Umps can only help so much before their shit team is exposed
>>76113033
Ladbrokes and Sportsbet paid them off, AFL and NRL is all predetermined results
>>76113038
They just missed a done deal a minute ago, god damnit
Someone keeps sniggering at Bruce's shit calls and pointless questions kek
>umpball
UMPBALL
i swear to god if port choke in the last minute
What the fuck was that during his run up?
This ump ball is fucking atrocious
>richo identifying umpball
>>76113064
poort wont choke, umpball exists
This is definitely umpball
Reality Check was right
>>76113026
It's psychological too, the regular knickers weren't meant to be seen, it's a little bit naughty to be seeing their bums hanging out the bottom. When they've been designed for """performance""" or some shit it immediately becomes less hot. Dunno about other people but some plain Bond's panties are way hotter than than some basic bitch slutty g-banger.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is actually umpball
BASED
>>76113072
Trip on and stop stealing my narratives
>>76113071
YOU LIED!
>rigged games don't real
I'm fucking done with this sport, umpball is a joke
Based fucking Gil
that was a mark
Is Gray a plant? Should have grabbed that
I fucking hate Port but they were robbed, who the fuck calls play on during a run up
*blocks your path*
When did you realise AFL was rigged?
Reminder that I'm putting in a bulk order, let me know if you want one
>>76112308
FUMING that another game has been ruined by umpball
RC is always right
Condolences to poort fags
Absolute robbery
>>76113115
Don't care if it's rigged when my picks win.
Crows fan but that dixon play on call was absolutely shocking.
>>76113115
tonight, when a man was called play on during his set shot run up
I'd be fuming if I was a port fan
better make sure geelong keep winning at their brand new meme stadium
fuck you geelong, you will make the top 8 (for like the 15th year in a row) but you will not win the flag
>>76112158
Based RC
Look at the big screen countdown after dixon takes the mark. Its at 20 before hes even stood up
>>76113118
Trip on
We need to find a pic of Gil with on the phone
the funniest thing is how unnecessary it was
dixon would have missed that anyway
kek, i love seeing geelong gifted games by the umps. it will make their finals choke so much better, just like it was last year.
>>76113129
Fucking this, oy vey spend your shekels to see this team win goyim!
i want to fuck daisy
Luke darcy is such a suck up cunt. He really needs a punch in the mouth
>this game
>>76113137
We need to find you an English tutor Zhang.
Daisy has a pretty face but she's a shit interviewer
Geelong must win
I thought it was fishy but the replay shows it was the right call. Weird how you never see it ever though.
>it's another geelong memes their way to another non-impactful top 4 finish
ultimate pretenders
>>76113159
I don't understand why they don't have someone feeding her questions through an earpiece instead of having her flounder as she can't think of one on the spot
>>76113161
.t Joel Selwood
>>76113170
the benefits of having an iggles-tier home ground advantage and never leaving your state
>>76113161
I swear they don't call playon once they've begun their run up, Dixon had started walking when they called play on.
And how often do they call play on, it might technically be correct but as a neutral observer it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
>>76113184
Countdown isnt meant to start until theyre on their feet though. Otherwise noone would ever get a shot after a screamer
Ben Brown takes 45 seconds to kick it after he's marked it.
are geelong the most overrated side of the past 10 years? if they didn't play at skilled, they would win 2-3 less games a season.
>he still doesn't think that certain teams get better runs with the umpires than others
>>76113199
>geelong 2011
>overrated
>>76113199
>Won three premierships in that time
>Overrated
Think someone might be butthurt.
Poort fan here. Fucking spewing. RC is right about rigged games.
Fuck dangerfield too.
>>76113195
Started literally as soon as it was paid. 10 seconds had elapsed before he was even up. I thought it was when they got up too but apparently not.
Gunning for a dogs/saints draw and a Essendone win to get some classic Ninthmond.
>>76113226
Trip on
>>76113217
>>76113221
don't ever fucking quote me again
>210 posts on a thursday
/nrlel/ on pooicide watch
>>76113247
i-it's not like I have a job to wake up to tomorrow
>I can imagine his facials
>Brad Scott
cunt is probably cashing $10K tonight
>>76113290
The game cost him 20 tho
>>76113226
We were shafted, pure and simple the VFL can't stomach strong interstate teams And the umpiring is always rigged against us simple as that.
>AFL isn't rigged
brereton takes fucking forever to say anything
>>76113346
He takes forever to say nothing
He has never said anything of substance
>port posters crying about umpiring
you weren't good enough to win anyway and most of those calls in the last 5 mins were there
>>76113373
>robbie gray molested every time the ball went forward
>no call all night
>breathe too hard on cats player - free kick
>>76113373
t. Mr Selwood
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/port-adelaide-vs-geelong-review.1166770/
>it's another poort gets ropeable about authority figures understandably telling them they're criminals episode
every single time
What an exciting finish. Good to a close game.
what can i take to put me to sleep lads?
night time cold n flu tablets don't work anymore.
>>76113427
what a "twist" to finish the match!
Is Joel Selwood the most hateable player in the afl?
>Geelong must win
>>76113450
go to doctor
say you suffer insomnia
temazepam is fine
not hard m8
>>76113450
Melatonin tablets
>>76113461
Lindsay Thomas
>>76113461
>>76113474
beat me to it
>>76113474
>>76113479
>le lindsay thomas dives maymay
>>>/fox footy facebook comments/
>>76113487
>>>Norf/
>>76113487
>t. quivror
Forgot there was a game on tonight. Was already finished (on TV) when I remembered, so had to check youtube for highlights.
>Only one video up
>Last 41 seconds of Geelong vs Port.mp4
>Geelong leading
>Port have the ball
That ended better than expected.
>>76113512
was a close game
>>76113487
t. Lindsay
>>76113465
>Listen doc, I'm looking for some sleep, but I also want to fuck my life up irrevocably
Say so more ƒam, you like Soundgarden?
>>76113497
>>76113507
>>76113528
simple replies from simple minds
Hope someone clotheslines duckwood one day lads
we were fucking robbed
>>76113532
>temazepam
>fuck up your life irrevocably
gonna need some proof, f@m
>>76113554
>we
I agree Charlie Dixon
>>76113554
Based Travis Boak
>>76113465
>>76113473
i meant stuff around the house, but thanks anyway lads
>>76113564
fap
Fucking hilarious. Stay shit poort!
>>76113559
benzos AKA temazepam AKA hillbilly heroin is not good. Tolerance jumps within two days of use, if you're using it for sleep, rather than, you know, exercise and diet then dependency is guaranteed within the week. Of course because it comes in neat little blister packs from National Pharmacy and not from Davo with the neck tattoo makes it okay though.
>>76113597
nigga, fuck you nigger, fucking white mutt. fucking crow cuck two headed faggot, fuck eddie betts, i hope the monkey faggot gets flogged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76113621
it's not addictive, to me. and chris cornell did not OD, you dumbass
Anyone tuning in to 5AA?
>>76113621
>you know
like, hello!
>>76113645
for a start, it's addictive as fuck, any other opinion is anti-vaxxer level retarded, and secondly regarding his death; when a drunk driver wraps his car around a tree do you justify it as saying he didn't die of alcohol poisoning so it's not alcohol's fault?
>>76113655
Never as Good as a Crows meltdown, average poort fan never has any credit on his $9 servo mobile
>>76113694
piss off cunt. whose coach got murdered by his junkie son and you want to call port fans poor?
Surprise surprise the game was rigged. Hopefully now some of you will have realized what is happening to our great game. But honestly I think that most leejunaires here care more about me getting a tip wrong rather than the AFL having integrity.
>>76113684
sorry m8, gahh, I can't even. YAAAS
After tonight's game, I'm starting to believe Bitchality Cheque lads
>stealing my narratives
>sprinkling in a bit of XDXDposting
Be original for once, you boring cunt
>the absolute STATE of Poort fans
>>76112158
>tipping both teams
Please end your shitty life Cumdumpstereality Checkleenex
>>76113896
I tipped the cats on the basis that it would be a rigged game. I'm having a hard time enough trying to predict games this year with Gil's intervention, you don't need to deliberately misconstrue my tips you anonnaplompous galolompous xD
>>76113734
Obviously spent too much time with poort before going to the crows, damage was already done.
>>76113971
>YUH MISCONTRUING MUH TIPS
>GIL RIGGING MUH GAMES
And yet you're still on record lying about your tipping score, Failality Klomp
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75223549/#75224944
had my flu shot over a month ago but can feel myself coming down with some shit that's going to ruin my weekend. What's the point? Did I get autism for nothing?
>>76114014
>"hurr tippings so hard cuz it's all rigged by the afl"
>he makes up a fake score anyway
KEK
E
K
Another narrative APOORTED, Reality Cunt
>>76114014
>>76114064
nice samefag
>>76114014
>YUH INCORRECT TIPS
kek half of them were blatant tests. If I truly tipped Collingwood in round 2 then why did I have money on the Tigers? You're just too much of a pleb to pass the test. No wonder you think the games aren't rigged.
>>76114099
Practically the only time you ever post here is defending RC. Very strange
After seeing the replay as a neutral fan, port were fucking robbed. How many players over the years have got away with going over their limit? The fucker was already making his run before the clock expired. That being said, rules a rule. Gray was hugged and I hate anybody with the name Selwood
>>76113461
Sam Mitchell
Dockers are playing 8 boongs in their side so reminder to boo them extra hard, lads.
>>76116724
did you drop these sheets?
>tfw no weetbix
who #hometownhero here? feels pretty great desu
Who Goldstein fans here?
Who here /Tafe/?
Who /tiggs/ here
Diploma of Multimedia lad, ama
Anyone else /stillsalty/ here?
>>76122796
That's 50 kek
Fucking umpball
>>76122315
Currently doing a cert 4 in networking, worth going for the diplm lad?
>>76116724
>not wanting your team to be the champions of coon round
m8
Basedbane tbqh lads.
>>76130368
Bane?
Is there any place in australia, where soccer is the most popular sport of all?
>>76130440
Come to Australia and I'll show you
>>76130430
Right here lad
>>76130440
Regions with very low standards of living and a high numbers of shitskins, same as the rest of the world
Melbourne will unironically lose to Gold Coast sans Gaj this week, Lynch will run amok and kick 10 or some shit, you can pretty much put your house on it.
>>76130696
I feel like >we might win this week for no other reason that the team is completely bipolar. Lynch does make me nervous as fuck though (please don't put Oscar Mc on him).
sydney 1-39 is @2.50
worth a 50?
>>76130963
hawks +40 line is @1.90 too, are they really going to get btfo?
>>76130813
not sure how good he has been at Hawthorn but Frawley could have really been a crucial cog in this side. Id wager wed be top 4 right now if we didn't lose him. Hopefully there's a good defender we can make a big play for at the end of the year
Hawks will win.
posting to see my flag
>>76131085
nevermind
>>76131058
Agree. I reckon our needs for the off-season are a key back, a forward/ruck (hate using Watts there) and a mid who can break lines with either kicking or pace. Hopefully we can fill at least two of those and I think we can contend.
Come on now, did they really forget the score prediction "____ to win by __ points" for Swans Hawks?
sydney bloods will make it 4 in a row tonight
bloods are back
>>76130440
western suburbs sydney
>muhbloods.jpg
FRIDAY NIGHT /afl/ GET HYPED LADS!
>>76130696
kek
>>76130440
maybe bankstown.
>>76113199
2007 Geelong were crazy good
>>76130440
For Victoria, Dandenong
NSW it's probably Bankstown
>>76130440
Poo Shit Fails
>>76131166
>>76131262
>>76131365
>>76131406
So third world shitholes?
>>76131426
Yes
Hawks lineup literally looks like the Box Hill Mustangs, Buddy should kick 10+
Swans going stomp Hawks tonight
>>76131479
>Mustangs
they haven't been called that in a decade or some shit
Hawks are shit lads.
Who /masturbatestohawthornlosing/ here?
>>76131352
2008 Geelong were better than 2007.
The forward line in all their premiership teams were shit though. That Mooney miss at half time...
Still SEETHING from last night lads
>port 17 free kicks for the team
>selwoods 10 free kicks between them
Really makes you think
What's for dinner lads?
>>76131634
Gnocchi from La Porchetta lad
>>76131634
K A T S U
A
T
S
U
>>76131631
>Appealing for a free from the umpires before contact is even made
>Dropping the knees
>Shrugging the spoil to make the arms go high
Is this what they call "ducking"? At least when Selwood does it he has the ball.
Honestly, I have no issue with that not being called a free considering what Hawkins puts up with the on the other end of the ground. If that is called a free every time Hawkins would kick 5.10 every game.
>>76131352
>crazy good
Dwayne Russell pls go
>>76131649
C H I C K E N
H
I
C
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>>76131631
>FB_IMG
Based Duck telling them they should have paid a 50 last night because Duncan entered the protected space
>Ling moving the conversation on quickly
Disgusting
>>76131663
Hawkins got away with a horrible illegal disposal/holding the ball near the end of the 4th
>>76131634
Nothing, saving room for beer.
>>76131634
Gonna make some Moroccan shit
>>76131605
they had good smalls but yeah their key forwards were shit until hawkins got gud in the 2011 GF
>>76131634
falafel.
who did rc tip for tonight?
>>76131804
The loser
>>76131804
gil to umpball the hawks out of it, to ensure AFL's love child continues their "surprising" form turn-around
>>76131804
draw
>>76131804
rigging
How do we fix Straffo?
>>76131817
flip that situation around chief
>>76131828
Make him an uncle.
>>76131828
speaking of, why has he changed his twitter name to "J.R."?
>>76131715
The "protected space" is never paid when people are running behind the kicker (and giving fair room) to chase down a man.
>>76131841
He legit looks like the wrestling commentator JR in his profile pic.
>>76131634
Chicken and vegetables.
>>76131844
He wasn't chasing down a man though, Westhoff was already in position and he would have had ample time to get there but only decided to come around the back right before he started his run up. I agree it's never paid when a man is hot on the heels of his direct opponment but he infringed on the space after play had been stopped for ages
>>76131855
>he
you mean "I" straffo
>>76131867
how much can you OHP?
>>76131829
>freekickhawthorn
yeah ok m8, back to facebook fox footy comments
Is RC taking Indigenous round off out of respect for the incident that occurred?
>>76131841
>>76131871
He must be having some sort of breakdown
>J.R
whatever that means
>pictures of Goku and Frieza
>>76131871
wat
Reality "Koon Killer" Check
>>76131893
After last night where he tipped the winner and the rigged game he is 1/1 so would do well to take the rest of round off
>>76131869
>He wasn't chasing down a man though
See >>76122796.
He's running around to that bearded hillbilly on the right of picture. He's giving the kicker plenty of room and is in no way affecting him.
>right before he started his run up
He's still about ∞ seconds away from starting his run up.
>I agree it's never paid when a man is hot on the heels of his direct opponment
The protected zone is no longer in effect when chasing an opponent (and within ~2 metres), you can run through the mark if that's where your opponent goes, etc. That's not what I'm arguing about though.
If you take a wide loop behind the person taking the kick (which is what is happening here) it's never called a 50, even though "technically" it might be there.
>>76131663
>le my teams key forward is killed by the umps every week
Literally every team says this
>>76131804
>>76131909
Trip on
>>76131886
umps umpballed swans first 4 games
u even watch footy m8?
>>76131920
>(and within ~2 metres)
clearly he isn't and every other play has stopped when it's clear Dixon is having a set shot and is about to start, don't say dumb shit like infinity seconds.
>If you take a wide loop
not even close to a wide loop there's been calls made this year where the man is following his opponent on the same plane let alone running around them in a "wide loop"
Even Duck and Lingy agreed it should have been paid. Overall surely you can agree the umpires fucked Dixon out of the shot whether in calling play on or not calling the infringement
>>76131921
Most teams are whingers then.
It's an objective fact that he gets manhandled illegally the most in the league.
He's a big boy though so he doesn't fall over, so when he drops the mark it's inevitably called play on.
The fuck is the deal with the painting and stick shit?
>A boomerang traded for a shitty painting
kek
>>76131921
Literally does not happen to /saints/, they're just shit
reality 'beaten outside of pozzbourne cricket ground' check
Hodge is a faggot cunt
im gonna watch fantastic mr fox on channel go
later nerds
What happened? I only tuned in at the 40 sec mark
How is there already a brawl on
>>76131985
Will Paddy Mac make it?
wtf is there a player called pelican?
Both of these abo guernseys are shit
>>76131974
>waah my forward is bullied the most
>it's an objective fact because i say so in my clearly unbiased opinion
Like I said, literally every team says this
Imagine if BT was your dad.
>>76131958
>clearly he isn't
Never said he was. Was just making a slight correction to your: ""I agree it's never paid when a man is hot on the heels of his direct opponent" by stating it's within the rules to do that.
>and is about to start, don't say dumb shit like infinity seconds.
When was he about to start it? He never did. He was in a state of rest when play on was called.
>Even Duck and Lingy agreed it should have been paid.
Commentators stirring up controversy? A former team captain going against common sense to appear impartial? Both of those are totally new occurrences never seen before.
>Overall surely you can agree the umpires fucked Dixon out of the shot whether in calling play on or not calling the infringement
No.
Dixon ran out of time for being a time waster and deserved to have play on called. He had 30 seconds to take his kick, he fucked up.
Nor was there any infringement regarding the protected zone that would normally be called (if at all).
The guy fucked up. Simple as that.
>the deluded geelong fan is back
Looks like I'll have to give this loser another reality check, just as I have for the last 3 years.
Is Cousins related to Ben Cousins?
>>76132063
t. Mr Selwood
>>76132026
Fug I hope so
He needs to get massive, and one of the other two is going to have to start building endurance and gut running, otherwise >we're fucked when Riewoldt goes
Hello world
Both of these teams are white hot garbage
>>76132078
hello ahmed
Refball
>>76132078
Proxy off.
>>76132078
This is me
>>76112954
This is definitely rigged for Hawthorn. Can't have all the bandwagon fans jump off too quick.
>>76122796
here lad
>>76132048
Shit posting aside, I really haven't seen a forward that is scragged as much as him for many a year. It was merely a counterpoint to the Robbie Gray complaints.
>>76132120
Who cares, just another third quarter to add to the list
>Believed the hype that Sydney would make the finals after last week
>>76132128
>shit posting
Theres a difference between shitposting and shit posting m8. As an australian you should know the difference between the two. You bring shame to us all
Just ordered a couple of straffpills lads
>just drops the ball on his head
poo defence
>>76132153
>a couple
fucking pleb, 20 pack or bust
>>76132176
>20 pack of family pizzas
Where is my hawks losing kino
I've already had my fill of sydney loses lol this season
>>76132152
>US AUSSIES, AY? XD
>>76132151
they will, lad
and they'll win tonight
>>76132042
I actually think the Hawks one looks great, the charcoal black-brown works well with the gold
>>76132153
>>76132184
Straffpills are chicken nuggets lad.
>>76132152
>le "australians shitpost more than other nations ebin maymay"
tryingtoohard.jpg
BLOODS A SHIT
>not being on hawks half time/opposition full time every week
>>76132213
Hate when this happens.
>umps are intentionally doing shitty bounces to get it removed from the game
Execute all umpires
>muh bloods
is this setting up a massive >norf, or are shitney going to get heemed all night?
they're playing worse than shit kilda last week
>>76132197
#nuggs
>>76132184
>Pack
Are frozen supermarket pizzas any good? I've been making my own for ages.
Sydney pls
>>76132232
>hawf
Is the new norf
>>76132238
"No."
>>76132238
Haven't had one in ages, I ordered delivery from my local
>>76132232
Hawks are just getting lucky with their accuracy. Expect the Swans to run away with it when they start kicking straight.
>>76132238
I found that Coles stone based meatlovers was actually really good for $3
ooooh ooooh yeah fun for everyone
>>76132255
>lance uppercut
why are all essenshit supporters such mongoloids?
>>76111756
that's pretty gay desu
>>76132264
>lucky
>accuracy
>>76132266
Jesus christ.
>>76132271
benis
How can I get a Tinder root tonight lads?
>free kick coon
B U D D Y
U
D
D
Y
>>76132266
>>76132287
Try Grindr
>>76132278
There are too many spuds on Hawthorn's list for them to only be kicking goals through skill. Although it must be noted that not even extreme luck can save star recruit Vickery.
>>76132266
>straffos face when she asks for two so she can take her new boyfriend
Execute all muslims
>>76132266
i love straffo
>>76132309
SaxGOD
>>76132287
>Wanting to pay child support
Go to a brothel.
>>76132309
This tbqh.
>i didn't get on the sportsbet 4 goals up special
gonna kill myself
>>76132312
YES STRAFFO
>>76132287
>he has libido
>>76132266
based straffo, what a man
>>76132287
go for fatties m8
>>76132270
to be fair anyone who spends that much time on plebfooty must have something wrong with them
>>76132312
>okay
>>76132309
When one of them inevitably decides to go full retard and bomb/shoot something WITH casualties then it'll happen.
>>76132287
get a chubby chink to give you the succ
Now watch me meme
Now watch me may may
meme meme
may may
>>76132359
Wat
Really enjoying this MWNN dump, have missed having the straffpill in my life
When is Caucasian round lads?
/afl/ on elite, muscular poomunity watch
>>76132323
Post the Emily sears JUST straffo pic
>>76132382
>When is Caucasian round lads?
Is 26 too old for tinder?
>>76132266
This is painful to read
>>76132382
every other round
>>76132394
no
just make sure the female age range is 18-23
>>76132375
Has he ever had a gf?
>>76132388
>>76132394
Not even, best fucks I've had have been young divorced mothers who can't get out of the house and just want dick before they get the kids back the following week.
>>76132410
no because he friendzoned them obviously
>>76132404
This is the most painful straffpost ever
>>76132404
>>76132418
Did he just hashtag #thirsty?
Is he actually mentally ill?
>>76132404
Seen it before and still get angry
>>76132410
no
>>76132444
he's just a little bit spaz that's all
>>76132444
He should've gone for the old #drugcheat.
>>76132437
I was browsing The Age the other day and someone put a picture of review brah in a collage of those that were missing after the Manchester shit, did anyone save that?
>>76132467
that's because he actually was missing lol
>>76132457
>current twitter name
>being able to locate straffo tweets on command
jesus christ
>>76132457
>my unwillingness to trust females causes me to be single
>not my white knighting, or morbid obesity, or literal ausitm
>>76132425
no this is
>>76132475
what
>>76132467
yeah theres tons of those threads been made
>>76132394
No if you're half decent looking you will get lots of matches at least
Lads is showering everyday bad for your skin?
>>76132475
>>76132487
ok I was at work and forgot all about it until now, just googled what happened kek
>>76132457
>"never trust anyone ever" rule
can't stand people who feign being jaded, it's not edgy. it's not cool. it's shit lame
>>76132495
Yes. Same with washing your hair.
Shower every 2-3 days. Wash your hair every week.
>>76132495
no but you should buy a shower filter so you don't have to breathe steam that comes from unfiltered water with chlorine in it
I shower twice a day
>>76132515
It doesn't make you white
>Rowan faceplant
kek
>name is Sicily
>is white
>>76112584
>>76112791
>>76113033
>>76113046
>>76113081
so many expats itt
>>76130440
soccer is the largest sport in australia participation wise
when will rowan koschitzke himself?
>>76132540
>soccer is the largest sport in australia participation wise
That doesn't sound right at all.
I want to BLANK your brains out
>>76132574
lick
>Hawthorn only scored 1 goal in the second half last week
>Now aiming to score ZERO goals in the last three quarters
They're really raising the bar.
>>76132571
It's probably correct.
Junior soccer as the parents don't want their kids getting hurt. Football banned as it's a contact sport (or no tackling allowed) means they only get to play soccer at school, etc.
>>76131828
You can't he is already ((((((their))))))) little pet goy
>>76132540
Parents are soft, who knew. Junior soccer participation doesn't translate at all into senior participation. Soccer is the most cucked sport in the country.
Shanghai Saints when?
>>76132615
Not long after the Beijing Bulldogs.
>>76132615
Shanghai suns tbqh
>>76132394
As long as you're youthful looking enough to fake your age or rich
What are the odds of all Victorian clubs surviving another 15 years?
>>76132615
Tasmania Kangaroos/Bulldogs more like
>>76132644
Fairly good
>>76132394
No, if you look half decent you'll get plenty of 18-20 matches looking for an "older" guy
>>76132495
Yes, you should shower only once a week at most
>>76132644
I don't know why the AFL keeps propping up the poor ones. Any other competition would have let them die off already.
Does Melbourne have a lot of money backing them? I literally and unironically do not know a single Demons fan.
>>76132669
you know me :^)
fuck this dumb game
>>76132669
They have the mcc backing them
>>76132634
>not tokyo rising suns
>>76132683
>shanghai Cats
>shanghai Bulldogs
>In 1991, the John Elliott-led Carlton Football Club attempted a hostile take over North Melbourne by purchasing a large parcel of shares formerly owned by Bob Ansett. The Blues acquired 20 per cent of the capital but that stake was eventually bought back by John Magowan, the former head of Merrill Lynch Australia, in 2001. The resulting melodrama saw the formation of B-Class shareholders who had the effective power of veto over any attempt to merge or relocate the club.
New thread pls
>>76132669
From my experience Melbourne fans are by and large highly intelligent, kind hearted and attractive people that are a joy to be around. They are the complete antithesis of Collingwood fans
>>76132689
Port Moresby Mosquitos
Wagga Wagga Wallaroos
Port Arthur Pistols
Tasmanian Termites
Darwin Drunks
Uluru unnas
Dublin Dumbshits
Mumbai Madras Munchers
Swedish Sharias
anybody seen Sausage Party
Western Sydney Wogs
Copenhagen Cuckolds
>>76132787
Pretty sure we're in one right now
The Manchester bombers
>>76132754
That is a fucking top tier reaction pic m8, can't believe I haven't seen it before.
>>76132787
I watched the start of it the other day and it seemed ok but I have trouble concentrating on things nowadays haha.
>>76132795
>>76132788
Very good post
The Parisian Saboteurs
>>76132803
Would be a real community club, would get 30k crowds every week instead of 5k.
James Pattinson is shit
>>76132392
every other round priviliged white cis scum
Anyone gonna whip up a new thread or nah?
Gold Coast Suns
>>76132823
nah
>>76132829
kek
>>76132823
cbf mate
Lakemba Bombers
new york twin jets
Manchester Blasters
>>76132312