/Hoc/

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Rinne will win the Conn Smythe even if Preds lose

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WHy is this nigger such a flaming fucking faggot?

>>76107401
>IMG_0409.jpg
>/Hoc/
lmao yeah reddit, pens can win

cum boys edition

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>>76107439
*blocks your path*

>>76107458
Pens looked good, but I say it goes to either team. The best would be a total assbeating on either side

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>>76107458
>tfw made that image
>tfw some american reposted it
>tfw never been to reddit in my life.

AHAHA FAGGOT, Looks like some one else should fuck off.

>>76107507
you typed all that to say literally nothing

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.

Let me guess; next season is their season?

>>76107522
why is ottawa laughing at philthadelphia? this makes no sense

>>76107540
mistook one Pennsylvanian shithole for the other the i guess.

>>76107549
but both have won cups lmao and ottawa hasn't?????????????????????????

>poortugal

Never in my life have I seen so many orange pickers

Also Sens guaranteed for Cup

>>76107596
What are you doing there lel

Also
>cantpucks

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>>76107596

>>76107608

Made a bunch of money so I'm on a road trip through France, Spain, and Portugal, then maybe flying to Morocco for a week

Portugal is undeniably the worst country in the world

Next year is our year

>>76107633
>Mimi in charge of not dropping my trip

Goddamnit. Goodnight /hoc/

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Go Spits

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>have shit team
>get cucked at draft
How can Hongcouver ever recover?

>>76107596
Thanks Portofriend, Lisbon was the prettiest city I visited in EU last year :3

>>76107648
before you go, please tell me how stinky smelly are rags fags are, did you meet joao

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Any rare bulus?

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anyone else regret voting for the cheeto?

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Go shorks

If Monahan don't trust you imma shoot ya

>>76107681
kill yourself

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>>76107568
umm sorry sweetie

>>76107681
Is he a confirmed bust?

>>76107720
Lets not be rude. /hoc/ is a family friendly general

>>76107727
How hasn't the NHL stepped in and told them to take that shit down?

>>76107727
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT HOW PATHETIC CAN YOU BE

THE TEAM DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL 1992

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>76107401
>empty seats in a playoff elimination home game, the only Canadian team that would happen to
>not even the most popular hockey team in your home city
>actually, not even the second most popular hockey team in your home city

Leafs, then Habs, then Sens. IN OTTAWA. Why does this team exist?

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>>76107741
Our name is on the cup baby whether Gary likes it or not

>>76107811
do you actually think the cup rings extend back to the 1920s you dumb faggot?

>>76107817
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_Stanley_Cup_engravings

yes? how fucking new are you?

>>76107835
>how fucking new are you?
are they still called the senateurs? you must be in high school to fall for bait that cheap kiddo

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>>76107847
>murifats consider this banter/b8

>>76107866
so no argument?

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>disobeying based Bettman's will
you better stop that, anon.

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>>76107847
mais oui, Esque tu comprende?

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>>76107881

>>76107882
How old were you when you realized that Gary is one of the /goodguys/?

>>76107881
You're embarrassing yourself man. Just stop replying, go get a snack and come back later.

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>>76107882
No.

so whats the deal with this flat earth thing? i keep reading about it online and today i walked into my bosses office and he was googling "flat earth oceans" for some reason

>>76107929
"I drove from Florida to California and I didn't see no curve" - Shaq

>>76107960
he has a point though

>>76107919
>>76107903
>The base of the Stovepipe Cup (all of the bands before the New York Rangers' 1928 ring) was moved back to the top directly under the bowl. A new shoulder collar was added below, onto which only the names of the previous winning teams were engraved. This new shoulder includes all winning team names only. The 1908, 1910 Montreal Wanderers, 1911 Ottawa Senators, 1918 Toronto Arenas, 1922 Toronto St. Pats, 1920, 1921, 1923 Ottawa Senators team names were finally added to the Cup. The cancelled 1919 Stanley Cup Finals was also acknowledged with "1919/Montreal Canadiens/Seattle Metropolitans/Series Not Completed". Room was left on the new collar for future teams.

but wait
>Ottawa had been home to the original Senators, a founding NHL franchise and 11-time Stanley Cup champions. After the NHL expanded to the United States in the late 1920s, the original Senators' eventual financial losses forced the franchise to move to St. Louis in 1934
>Fifty-four years later, after the NHL announced plans to expand, Ottawa real estate developer Bruce Firestone decided along with colleagues Cyril Leeder and Randy Sexton that Ottawa was now able to support an NHL franchise,
WAIT EXPANSION!!?!??!?!?!?!
>Public support was high and the group would secure over 11,000 season ticket pledges
HOLY FUCKING HELL 11,000 PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!?
> On December 12, 1990, the NHL approved a new franchise for Firestone's group, to start play in the 1992–93 season.[4]
WAIT IT SAYS THEY'RE A NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

FRANCHISE

WTF

why would a bunch of losers cling to the 1920s lmao

>>76107741
the NHL literally told them that they could hang them.

>>76107980
relax bud they used the teams old history to generate interest in the expansion and it worked

>>76108020
>they used the teams old history
but they're an expansion team, there is no history
>to generate interest in the expansion and it worked
lmao 25 years later and they still can't sell out ECF games. it worked so fucking HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>76107984
fuck off

>>76107794
old faggots who refused to give up their allegiance to the hasb/laffs even though their hometown is ottawa. there's a lot more younger snes fans.

>>76107960
Is food machine broke?

>>76108050
lmao yeah homie all the teenagers know what's good it's only been 25 fucking years lmao

>>76108044
they got the team which was their intention bud, it clearly worked.

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>>76108066
>being this triggered by a team as irrelevant as the snes

>>76108069
the intention was to not sell out the most important games in franchise history? and to claim the success a different franchise had 100 fucking years ago? lmao

>>76108066
>lmao yeah homie
>what's good
>lmao

back to /nba/ cuck

>>76108084
the intention was to get an expansion franchise, which they accomplished. also the game was a sell-out, my friend couldn't by tickets an hour before puck drop

>>76108091
yeah mah nigga ya caught me I'm just so damn gangster I think the senaturds are fucking cool. only the old ass bitches like other teams but the hip kids fucking love the senaturds trust me my main

PK subbans theme

https://youtu.be/ueCYTl7faMY

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>>76108100
yeah sure nice anecdotal evidence. enjoy relocation to hamilton

>>76108102
can you imagine being this pained in the glute??

>>76108102
Wow you sound like a total faggot

>>76108122
>pained in the glute??
pure reddit. meanwhile enjoy no cups and no sellouts in the ECF lmao

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>>76108132
>playing the reddit card
I think it's time to stop bud

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>>76108132
>tfw original sens won 10 cups straight
>tfw it was a sell out

>>76108132
shut the fuck up you faggot

>>76108164
you haven't argued a single thing yet, you have done nothing but deflect. enjoy
>losing a team for going broke
>parading around a different teams trophies
>not selling out conference finals game
>having an internal cap
>never winning a stanley cup
>being 3rd fiddle in your own city
>>76108211
wahhhhhhh

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>>76108223
I thought we were just having some fun bantz but now I see you're actually triggered. My mistake.

>>76108117
>>76108100
there were 200 unsold tickets.

>>76108256
still no arguments? how sad
>>76108266
damn that's a lot

>>76108266
>driving all the way out to kanata on a tuesday after work
>paying $20 to park in a field in the middle of nowhere
>paying $14 for a can of molson

yea nah. lebreton arena when?

snes in 7 desu

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I NEED HELP

CAN ANYONE FIND OTTAWA ON THIS CHART

if you're rooting for the penguins over senators and you aren't a pittsburgh fan you should seek immediate psychiatric help

>>76108316
Pittsburgh only had 3,000 more than Ottawa at every single game? We need to build a bigger arena

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ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ

>>76108316
Good, fuck off normies. Do not start showing up to the CTC, I love being able to sneak down to the 200's every game.

>>76107651
Whalers masterrace reporting in

>>76108316
wow a bottom 10 team made it to the conference finals? I didn't know Ottawa was sunbelt

>>76108316
I don't get it

>>76108316
Fuck. Just move them to Portland.

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no hoki tongiht hmph

>>76108416
post new finnish menes

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>>76108316
>rooting for a team that's not your favorite to beat a team because they don't sellout?

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>>76108466
no

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classic r*ddit.

>>76108416
Suicidals thoughts keeping you up Pekka?

>>76108580
What is it with Reddit and wanting to avoid any sort of bantz whatsoever? Are upvotes that valuable over there?

Is PK the most overrated player in the league?

>>76108580
>It "divides" the community

Post this song

https://youtu.be/ueCYTl7faMY

>>76108594
That and generally fucked up sleeping schedule. No alcohol surprisingly enough

>>76108580
can you imagine being apart of this "community"?

>>76108622
he's #22 in playoffs all time PPG. Karlsson is #14.

>>76108376
I miss you fuckers

>>76107727
>claiming cups from a completely separate franchise

How embarassing

>>76108622
>who is Ovechkin

it's a "hoc pretends they dont browse and actively participate on /r/hockey" episode

admit it fuckos your all reddiTURDS

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Would you suck a dick if you could get free season tickets (including playoffs, if your team makes it) for the next 3 years?

Coyotes/Islanders/Jackets/Lightning/Panthers/Ducks/Blues/Canes/Sabres/Wild fans need NOT apply.

>>76108814
I already have snes season seats but I'll still suck your boiclit

>>76108814
Islanders are profitable if, you know, has a fucking functional arena

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>>76108846
Um... no, you couldn't handle me.

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snes suck
preds rule

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Low energy thread poll, lets see how many posters are even here. Im guessing about 10 total.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13036845

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>>76109329
>raggot detected

>>76109185
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T

>>76109343
>someone voted Carolina
was that you, shitposter?

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fuck finland
Fuck the oilers
fuck Russia
fuck the Western Canada
Fuck the icing rule
fuck the racists
fuck the idiots who attack
fuck the robbers

and fuck the game of hockey

>>76108622
Ovi

>>76109374
good post desu

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>>76109368
>implying

>>76108732
>>76109381
Ovechkin will make the all time goal scorer list.

What will Subban be remembered for?
Being the worst defenseman on Nashville?

>>76109408
>What will Subban be remembered for?
overcoming racism

>>76109408
>What will Subban be remembered for?

in tennessee? being some nigger

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>>76109368

>>76109430
this. subban is a hero for being a black man in both the nhl and the state of tennessee.

>>76109579
Its actually disgusting how much the NHL plasters his face everywhere.

You see so many Nashville banners with fucking Subban on them when it obviously should be Josi, Ellis, Forsberg, Rinne or someone who is actually good and not playing shit defense or scoring own goals.

>>76109007
>2011-2012 data

>>76109408
By having more rings than him. By actually getting out of the 2nd round. Ovi can keep those meaningless presidents trophies and scoring records

>>76109606
t. triggered /pol/cuck

grow the fuck up kiddo

>>76109704
nobody remembers that though. You remember the key players of a cup champion, but Subban isn't even a key part of Nashville.

You can say stats are meaningless but the fact is people remember stats and "all time" lists most of all. Gretzky never won a single cup without Messier/Oilers, but his stats bury everyone to such an extent that he is the greatest of all time.

Even Justin Williams has won cups on multiple teams, but who will really remember Justin Williams 25 years after he retires? Oh he might come up slightly more often than Subban will since he will be on the "game 7" list.

>>76109736
t. race baiting marketer

Will Fleury start tomorrow?

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How is the Coyotes future? Now that vegas is in the desert will Bettman relocate them to New Orleans?

>>76108720
>having the ball's to put the 90's logo on a team that never used it.

>>76109736
It's fine with subban because he isn't a total idiot who will say stupid shit to the reporters, but it is absurd.

Josh ho sang will get good coverage just because he's using 66 as his number

>>76109805
No.

>>76109805
Hell no. Murray hasn't lost a back-to-back playoff game.

>>76109805
>benching Murray
>on his birthday

Rude

>>76109878
That cursed Mrazek. Be forewarned.

>>76109848
ho-sang will get coverage because 66 is his number, but he is also legitimately a good prospect too. look great for the isles whenever i saw him

>>76109878
Birthdays are bad luck for goalies. Anderson blew it on his birthday, so who knows

>>76109893

just kys and get it over with

>>76109848
the original point was: Is Subban the most overrated player in the league today? and the correct answer is yes.

He is intentionally over-hyped/overrated because he is black, and that is the only reason.

People tried to say Ovechkin is more overrated but a guy doesn't score that many goals by not being an effective player. He just has no leadership skills and Washington should have realized that a decade ago. Russians are usually terrible leaders. Malkin is a weird exception.

>get scheduled to work tomorrow
>won't even be able to watch the game
fugg

>>76109914
Same. Can't wait for him to develop. He's a okposo with a better shot and better eyesight. Also, barzal and dal colle should come up, alongside mini Weber and toews

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Math is the best medicine, not (you)s.

Will be lower bowl tomorrow. Gonna leave early if we're losing or winning by a lot

>>76109936
>mathsposting
it's not off-season yet?

>>76109927
Is Guentzel or Sheary or Kunitz not overrated?

Ovechkin scoring goals is because of backstrom. They take Backstrom off his line and he doesnt even break top 10 in scoring.

Ovechkin is shit.

>>76109965
Kunitz is shit, but sheary and guentzel look good.

>>76109752
Gretzky is only remembered because of the rings. Without him no body would give a shit about him. You think anyone remembers that he played for la when they made a cup appearance? Fuck no cause he lost

>>76109979
Kunitz made team Canada olympics because Crosby made him into a goal scorer. Without backstrom, Ovechkin is just an above average player.

>>76109808
Seattle, or Portland if Seattle doesn't have it's updated arena

>>76109965
Backstrom is very overrated and equally invisible in the playoffs. He has no physical presence in his game.

Guentzel is a rookie
Sheary is not highly rated
Kunitz is a known grinder/energy guy
You will never see these guys plastered all over the place. Except maybe Guentzel who has quite frankly had a better two way game than Subban has as a rookie forward.

There is no one more overrated than Subban right now. His play is 100% mediocre, he's actually more effective when he is invisible because its usually him making defensive mistakes on Nashville but he is constantly mentioned or pictured on NHL ads/talk shows like he is a Crosby/Karlsson level star.

>>76110017
Portland is better, but the hipsters are the problem.

>>76110017
B A L T I M O R E

>>76110041
>wanting an NHL team In the shantytown of baltimore

>>76110029
They made Moda arena hip and cool, and they get a lot of revenue from the Winterhawks and the Blazers. But Seattle and the Thunderbirds are recognized city, but the arena for the Thunderbirds is in Kent and really small, and also the people who run planning of construction fuckin' suck. That's why we don't have the Supersonics

>>76109934
hopefully dal colle has worked on his skating, and really hope pulock isn't stuck in bridgeport again. i do wonder who the isles are going to lose to expansion though

>>76110041
has to be a western city

>>76110019
>Sheary is not highly rated
Not that guy, but just want to point out Sheary finished 25th in the league in PPG this season, and it's highly rumored his struggles these playoffs are due to an undisclosed injury.

>>76110105
Moda looks good honestly, but a NHL team there has to be REALLY good to get fans. You know how they'll get anyway. But Seattle is a golden chance to get another northern team for hockey on the west coast. Good rivalry with the cantpucks

>>76110116
D E S M O I N E S

>>76110111
I hope we lose bailey and de Hann. Those two are our Achilles heels on the PP. Both did jack Shit this year on it, and bailey can't shoot for fuck sake. Also, "Le career year" of assists. Pathetic

Would be sad if Anders or Brock leave. Have bobbleheads of the two

>>76110041
No
t. Pittsburgh

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me on the left

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>>76109893

>>76110265
would give those nips more than just the tip

>>76110328
dont hit on me you silly boy!

>>76110382
Show me your bulge

>>76107728
No, just confirmed down syndrome.

>>76110017
>>76110029
>>76110041
>>76110135

>more american teams

Nice try faggots the next team is going to Quebec City, where people actually play hockey.

>>76110594
Gaybeck will never have another hockey team peh

>>76110148
wouldn't mind nelson going, dude is nothing besides his shot. dude is huge and plays super soft, and is dogshit in his own zone. at least bailey is reliable defensively.

i'd be so pissed if we lost de haan. yeah he sucks on the PP but he is a rock defensively and is by far the best defensive defensemen the isles have on the left side.

>>76108580
>posts about him are starting to divide the community

lmfao

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sens in 6

>>76108370
Sounds comfy.

>>76110773
yeah Ottawa's a pretty comfy place.

>>76110866
Pretty good city, was amazed at how clean it actually was.

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>>76107681
the fuck is he wearing?

>>76107727
historically-correct logos are needed on those.
otherwise, it looks like they're trying to be some kind of legendary team like the Canadiens, but they haven't earned that.

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>>76109952
>Gonna leave early if we're losing or winning by a lot

please be trolling

>>76109808
O M A H A

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>>76109983
>Gretzky is only remembered because of the rings. Without him no body would give a shit about him. You think anyone remembers that he played for la when they made a cup appearance? Fuck no cause he lost

1. confirmed for not knowing a thing about hockey

2. keep talking about "rings" and outing yourself as a casual. this is the NHL, not the NFL.

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>>76110906
agreed, should either be this

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>>76110963
or something similar to this.

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Why are the Ottawa Senators so perro caca?

>>76109809
They actually updated them to put the current shitty logo on them

The entire franchise is a gongshow

>>76111069
Shut the fuck up faggot, I'll slit you're throat neck

>>76110915
Ya I'm just kidding. Sadly I'm not sure I can say the same of my fellow low bowl yinzers. Of course since there's a trophy involved everyone should stay if they're winning. If its a loss though, dont be surprised to see some empty seats.

I'm in a bad place right now, bros. :(

>/Hoc/
>/H
Wtf

PENS IN 7
Kessel gwg, rust with 2

>>76111177
nice get

>>76111177
i know right capital letters are so fucking

R E D D I T

>>76111162
Penguins fan?

>>76111231
No. Just real life shit. Things like hockey keep me going during the good months of the year. During summer, I'm suicidal.

>>76109164
no you aren't

>>76111243
Find some hockey buddies to play with. Unless you live in sunbelt territory.

>>76111285
Implying roller hockey isn't fun too.

the last time the Seantors won the cup
>Adolf Hitler was the same age as Joe Thornton is today
>the Great Recession hadn't happened yet
>Chiang Kai-Shek hadn't been appointed leader of ROC yet, while Mao Ze Dong was only starting to bring a communist movement to China
>Only 2 players from 1967 Leafs were born
>Us President Calvin Coolidge created the Federal Radio Commission to regulate the electric telegraphy industry
>Us Supreme Court permits state sanctioned sterilization a for eugenic reasons in Black v Bull
>Bobby Jones won the British Golf Open
>Persia had not yet banned slavery, and the Arab slave trade was still in its prime
>The League of Nations had not yet admitted the Soviet Union
>California would continue to ban interracial marriage for decades to come
>

>>76111285
I haven't had a friend in so long. Close to 15 years.

>>76111305

NOT THE SAME SENATORS

>>76111243
same senpai. i was born to live in the cold climate, but i live in seasonal. hot weather makes me want to die

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>tfw terrified for another episode of sens getting blownout tomorrow

>>76111305
Did you know the moon landing happened before the last laffs cup?

Do you know only 7% of the world's population was alive when the laffs won the cup?

>>76111346
>tfw terrified anderson is going to stop everything again
Can't even sleep.

>>76110923
Literally no one would give a single fuck about Gretzky had he not won a Stanley cup. His records would have no value or meant anything had he not won a cup.

>>76111346
>>76111351
is tomorrow the most exciting night of hockey in the past decade?

depend who you ask, but i say, yes indeed

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Anyone that disclaims Preds/Sens as the dankest timeline is objectively wrong.

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how does this madman play half the game with a fucked up foot, every game?

>>76111377
>KarlGod's pregame song

he has become no numb

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUSK-NtFipf/

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>>76111377
he just does it bb

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>>76111377

>>76111377
swedes are worms, they don't feel pain

>>76111377
Karlssons been pretty quiet all series. If ottawa wins i'm going to say its because Karlsson finally gets through crosby and malkin.

That said Karlsson hasn't been having a bad series at all, he's actually just been 100% committed to defense against crosby and malkin. he's +5 on the series despite the 7-0 loss.

>>76108623
Wrong song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0l0XEW3Dw

>>76111377
He's a wizard

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>>76111351
imagine the playoffs when fucking halak stoped the penguins in the beginin of the bylsma era. at less this time we got murray and sullivan to help

>>76111450
kek that viggo intro

>>76111377
deer spray

>>76111377
his girl is hot as fk and gives him the God-tier succ after every game

it's no secret, it's just basic laws of nature

Likely all hands on deck with Horny and Schultz possibly in the lineup for game 7. No excuses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CjE40FuxY

Is there any place in Canada, where soccer and Major League Soccer (MLS) surpass in popularity Thr NHL and ice hockey?

>>76111525
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE CHANGED THE FORMAT

>>76111516
If you fags make the SCF I unironically hope the preds sweep you

>>76111516
>literal traditions centered around meme towels
pittsburgh is a weird place

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>less than 24 hours until the game

who doki doki here

>>76111553
weeb fgt
post butt kip

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>>76111531
I think the majority of the league is hoping the same.

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>>76111531
I'd at least be happy making the final, will really be upset to go out to ottawa. It would be classic penguins, losing to a low seed underdog

>>76111531
shameful to say you hope the preds win at all desu

>>76111595
Anything is better than the draftbabby pengs winning it again.

I'm still asshurt about Malkin destroying >my team in 2009 too

>>76111603
bruh you won cupx2

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>>76111618
>>76111638
>>76111645

What must players be going through if I as a fan feel so nervous I haven't fallen asleep yet? Calm? No way they can't have some nerves about it. It's a game that sends the winner to the stanley cup finals

I want to draw vore porn wiht Kippers, what would her ideal predator be to swallow her whole?

_ENS BTFO

>>76111721
a gigantic panther, but with the head and mouth of a squid. i mean fucking HUGE panther

>>76111645
>"Not looking great"

Fuck. This was a great lockout meme.

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>>76111582
>losing to a low seed underdog
You mean like the Craps just did last round?

Crosby will get knocked out at the 5 minute mark of the second period in tomorrow's game. It'll be another concussion and he'll retire this summer.

>>76111851
>Pens still win 7-0

>>76111851
Is Neil going to do it?

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Can anyone think of a bigger disaster in sports history than the pRedditors winning the Stan Lee Bowl?

Serious responses only please.

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>cant think about anything other than the game tomorrow
are the bad guys gonna win...?

>>76111886
Not a chance. They will get blown out again and good guys move on to have their repeat.

>>76111928
you are 100% backwards

PLEASE someone go pull the fire alarm where the sens are staying RIGHT NOW

>>76112014
Teams probably run drills for that nowadays

>>76112014
No way man, we're not Boston.

>>76112014
>>76112014
>PLEASE someone go pull the fire alarm where the sens are staying RIGHT NOW

Shitsburgh "fans", ladies and gentlemen

>>76111721
A saber tooth tiger

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>nashville unironically wins their conference
the finals will be great

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>>76111879
>good guys winning da gup
>disaster

Just a reminder before tonights game, regarding the disallowed goal
>(i) In a rebound situation, or where a goalkeeper and offensive player(s) are simultaneously attempting to play a loose puck, whether inside or outside the crease, incidental contact with the goalkeeper will be permitted, and any goal that is scored as a result thereof will be allowed.

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Are >we elite?

>>76112192
The problem with this is it's still a judgement call. Refs have to determine if contact is incidental or intentionally initiated to give an advantage to the player attempting to score. The most basic part of he rule is if a player initiates contact in the goalcrease the goal is disallowed. I think in the daley play what they see is his stick against Andersons pads and Anderson going into the net, the problem is you have to determine if they're trying to play the puck, or if he's deliberately pushing him in. They determined daley deliberately pushed him then scored the goal. It's not an easy call to make in scramble situations like this. It could have easily gone the other way but I think because it wasn't technically called a goal on the ice initially, that hurt the chances of it being ruled a good goal.

Should you be able to hit a goalie if he's playing the puck outside the crease?

>>76112227
No that gives skaters an unfair advantage desu. They'll just kill him every time and score.

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>>76112206
No we're just along for the ride, enjoy the shitposting while you can.

>>76112192
I don't think it was a goal because something clearly slid anderson back a bit and it seems the only contact comes from Trevor's stick, which means contact is initiated in the crease, no goal. you could argue he was battling/pushed by karlsson, but it's just not clear enough for me to say good goal.

>>76112206
who is most elite on preds? sissons or rinne?

>>76112245
finally, a predtard with some sense of reality

Big day today. Please finish it pens

>>76112206
lmao you didn't even have a winning record or finish in the top half of your conference in the regular season. There should be an asterisk next on your plate on the cup if you win.

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REMINDER TO GARY

if you let the pRedditors win the cup I PROMISE to stop watching NHL hockey

you better not let this happen, Gary

>>76112394
Whats wrong with Nashville winning something for once?

>>76112414
Everything.

What are the odds of Jewttman giving Conn Smythe to Subban?

>>76112446
pretty high

it will then be the poster for "hockey is for everyone"

god damnit i hate this modern world

>>76112446
>not Rinne

There is literally nothing wrong with the Predators winning da gup

>>76111469
What is deer spray?

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>>76112573

>>76112271
Rinne by far.

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>>76112653

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>>76112573
no

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>>76112674

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>>76111377
Same way this Legend plays without a brain. Hockey is all his muscles know, so they do all the movement from memory

>>76112446
I will literally murder someone if Subban gets Conn over Rinne

>>76112810
>t. Racist

You saying a black man can't be the best, Jussi?

>>76112823
casting the line

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What was the most one sided Stanley Cup final in NHL history? My vote goes to 1996 finals, Avs absolutely obliterated the Panthers and only allowed 4 goals

>>76112850
You could say the 1999 Finals since the refs and Gary were never going to let Buffalo win. It was over before it started

>>76112793
Based good guy Crosby.

>>76112823
No the NHL is racist if Rinne doesn't win
It's basically saying yellow man can't be the best

>>76113108
You're the only people threatening murder over it, making Fins the racist bunch.

>>76107614
Ottawa has BOBBBBBBBBBBY RYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAN

>>76113345
>You now remember Bobby Ryan was the pick after Crosgod

Is he the biggest bust of the early 2000s?

>>76113375
If the draft order was reversed and Analslime won the lottery, would Crosby have saved the franchise lile he did with pittsburgh? Could dirty spics ever truely love a white man, no matter how good he is?

LAUGHING EXTREMELY HARD AT ANIME FANS FROM NEW YORK WHO CHEER FOR THE ISLANDERS
Pottery

>>76112850

1996 and 2001 Avs were literally stacked. not to mention vanbiesbrouk is a manlet

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This is not fair
>Getting worse by the day

>>76111879
Reddit winning 2.5

>>76112394
>Reddithawks will literally jump ship
Best timeline

post yfw the Predditors win the Stan Lee Bowl

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Threadly reminder

Here are the next 5 Stan Lee winners
2017 - Penguins
2018 - Golden Knights
2019 - Jets
2020 - Penguins
2021 - Hurricanes

Place your bets now for maximum winnings

t. Futureman

>>76114111
Woah buddy slow down. Here's some actual facts
2017: preds
2018: preds
2019: boilers after eliminating yets in wcf
2020: vgk
2021-23: canes

>>76114143
Whoa pal, we aint talking darkest timeline future. Stick to your lane. We talkin this timelines future

>>76114143
who the fuck are you to argue with trips bud

>>76114163
A knower

>>76114162
>mad
>at preds

Lads I want to watch the game but I need to golf 9 holes too. What's a good radio service >for free that I can listen to on my phone

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>>76114111
I respect those trips, but I respectfully counter you with those hexes

>>76114187
then you should know to suck long and hard in deez nuts

>>76114242
Would if I could but I don't own the microscope needed to locate them

>>76114187
>edmongolia winning stan lee
>not darkest timeline

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>about 11 more hours until hockey

>>76114248
aren't you suppose to be a knower?
why don't you know where my nuts are?

i think, like you predictions, you are a complete fucking shame

>>76114111
>Preds
>Wild
>Oilers
>Oilers
>Canes

Preds will win the cup I've been correct since 2009

~~~~~Ed from Edmonton

>>76114283
I know where they are anon, they're just too itty bitty to see

>>76114111
17 - Penguins
18 - Oilers
19 - Jets
20 - Leafs
21 - Canes
22 - Leafs

>>76114295
you don't need to look at them you idiot you need to suck them

now you claim you know where they are so get fucking to it

>>76114312
Sorry anon, I only dig big masculine nuts, not lil femboi craisins like you have

>>76114323
you don't get to argue here
just like you don't argue with trips faggot
now suck

>>76114345
There's just nothing there anon, you should start taking t supplements.