Colorado Rockies @ Philadelphia Phillies game thread

I fucking hate the Rockies.

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>E3 to start the game
GG Rockies

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I hope the phillies win tonight.

I want to see someone with a long last name in those sleeveless jawns

>>76107104

It would be nice to not get swept. Again.

And I know there's a fourth game scheduled for tomorrow, but it's also forecasted to rain all day.

>Draw 2 walks
>Can't even get a runner on 2nd
This team, man

>>76107291

This team is Murphy's Law in action right now.

Hellman made a great snag, but a poor throw

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Last game I made awoos, I think I'll make some Phillies webms, since there's a whopping 3 highlights they've had this month

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I remember when Knapp just starting raking in Reading back in 2015. Now he's just another guy in front of Alfaro

btw there's no webm worthy things to make so that's over

IT BEGINS

If Mackanin and company are here by the All Star Break they might as well trade all their prospects and sign Ryan Howard, because they're going nowhere ever

I don't want to look it up because I'm probably dangerously close to being right, but it feels like opposing hitters hit .450 with RISP against the Phillies

hey remember when CarGo was hitting .222
YOU'RE WELCOME, ROCKIES

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Tfw can't drink because work early.

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And that's game and the series.

This team just finds new ways to disappoint.

Let's take a look at the farm for the Philli-
>Mark Appel has thrown 84 pitches in 2.2 innings

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>>76107060
>MFW I just got home and thought it would be a contested game at this point

>>76107788
You'd have to be brain damaged to think these phillies could ever put up a fight

>>76107788

>Phillies
>contested game

How new are you?

>>76107802
>>76107803
I meant like 0-0 or 1-0 rockos.

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WE RUN DIFFERENTIAL PADDING NOW

>>76107812
there's a 80% chance every game the Phillies pitching implodes in the 3rd, 4th, or 5th inning

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just got home...wha'd I miss?

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>>76107842
7 runs lmao

Just fire everyone. Burn it all to the ground.

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Have the phillies given up?

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WHY did the Phillies give up?

>>76107887
>>76107902
They have ZERO reason to try. their coaches are clueless and clearly don't care enough to try and fix things

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>I'm worried about these Philly fans right now

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>>76107962
Inb4 phillies fans storm the field and have their own pickup game of baseball against the rockies.

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>>76107852
>mf right now

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>>76107973
Well, if they hit like the Phillies, I think the Rockos will be OK.

Sure am glad we extended Pete 2 years!

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>>76107989

>>76108004
It's more of a 1+1, but he should be fired yesterday. and McClure should be as well. They'll go down as the guys who irreversibly ruined the careers of 20+ players

>>76108027
This is a new feeling being a Rockies fan and all, but I feel very bad for potentially DFA'ing some of the pitchers we face.

>>76107788
Nah. The Rockies have been on fire lately and the Phillies are probably the worst team in baseball this season.

Is it bad that I'm actually hoping for a no-hitter in the hopes that it will finally get Pete and McClure fired?

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>Rockies broadcast just said Arenado is better than Schmidt at this point in their careers
How delusional can you be?

OPS+ by season:
Age 24: Schmidt 158; Arenado 124
Age 25: Schmidt 141; Arenado 129
Age 26: Schmidt 151; Arenado 124

Through Age 26
Michael Jack: 2548 PA, 139 OPS+
Arenado: 2541 PA, 115 OPS+

Arenado is easily the best 3B in the NL, and in the discussion for best in baseball right now, but let's temper some expectations. Let him get to George Brett before we talk Chipper, and let him get to Chipper before we talk Robinson, and let him get to Robinson before we talk Schmidt

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>>76108087
I picked a great time to start watching baseball in the philadelphia area.

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>>76108248

>tfw I got tickets to CBP for June 3rd back in April

I'll just eat and drink at the concession stands to dull the pain.

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>>76108248
>spoiled the no no

I can sleep peacefully now

>>76108174

>Knapp gets a hit

Boo.

I hope you're ready for a 7-3 game. Big Brock Stassi about to send one into the right field seats

Like I said, Shitty Stassi popped out into shallow center

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>>76108288
I got tickets for tomorrows game

maybe they'll let in a 40yr old ariana grande fan and make it interesting

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>>76108395

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>>76108428
>maybe they'll let in a 40yr old ariana grande fan and make it interesting

Al-u-ha Snackbar himself could not sink this team!

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>>76108477
We need more rookies OC.

>>76108477
Clearly Russians interfered with our baseball season

Thanks for nothing Philshits

I guess the Dodgers have to do this by themselves

>>76108428

At least I've heard the food there is pretty good. The roast pork sandwich in particular sounds delicious.

>>76108520
yeah that's probably what I'll get tomorrow

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>>76108428

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>Umpball strikeout

aayyy

>>76108822
The ump just wants to go home

And there's the mandatory pity HR.

Good night.

I see it's another "bullpen shits the bed" episode tonight.

>>76109304

>considers 2 runs "shitting the bed"
>Meanwhile, our starters have given up 19 runs in the last 3 games

>>76109448
It's a conditioned response. The last few years the Rockies have been notorious for handing pretty good leads to the bullpen only for them to blow it spectacularly.

GG Phillies. See you again tomorrow.

>>76109661
Doubt it since weather but thanks.