OFFICIAL MAN UTD GENERAL

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ELITE

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Who M/a/nchester United here?

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>I'm here for the job interview

>>76104866
Technically this game was their job interview.

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>they thought Mourinho would lose a final

>>76104866
C-Confirmed?

>>76104949
Pretty much.

>>76104970
Where would Ibra go, gonna miss him.

>>76104838
>t. customer
Fuck off. You always bandwagon the winner and put an /a/ somewhere in there. Just fuck off.

Was that David Gill next to Ferguson?

MANCHESTER MANCHESTER MANCHESTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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>half the squad in crutches

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>>76105026
It's not my fault being always right, you dumb spic.

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pic related gets further irrelevant.

Would that liverpool support who used to post it please post the updated version?

What a cringe celebration. Kek.

>valencia in front of rppney when he lifted the trophy

>mou telling players to do the 3 fingers sign to indicate the treble

jej wtf, mou is cringy

Fellaini throws the cup into the crowd

THAT'S WHAT ITS ABOUT NOT FINISHING 4TH OR 3RD or 2ND

>>76105097
Here's trying to instil a winning mentality again.

ZLATAN STAY AND YOU CAN SHAG MY WIFE

>That sign
>"Zlatan stay and you can shag my wife"

kek

hahaha, zlatan, top lad!

>>76105151
Pic?

>>76105097
he was asking for 1 Griezmann, 1 Hamez and 1 Pepe

>>76105180
Someone started a thread:
>>76105173

>>76105097
4 fingers sign for 4 European tittles he won

2 portos, 1 inter , 1 MU

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

SHITTY SEASON ENDS WITH A BANG FUCK YES

CHAMPIONS LEAGUEEEE

>>76105203
>Pepe
pls no

People who like football don't follow Manchester United.

>>76104722
THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>76105021
He'll stay on as Griezmann is more likely to be played as a winger or a 10.

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>5 premier league teams in CL next year

truly the best league in the world

>>76104838
Me, lad.

Do you like Vargas Llosa? I have his 'Tia Julia e o Escrivinhador' (dont know the original title) here and I think I might read it.

I've read his 'Sociedade do Espetaculo' in the past, and found it to be good, but mostly very obvious to someone like me, who had learned about those themes already.

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We did it bros, good night.

>>76105263
So... Does that excite you, naughty boy? ;-)

I'm gonna get drunk in a few minutes, I think! Today was a cool day!

>>76105065
>Villa
>Other Europe
>Zero

Wrong this spreadsheet is a sham

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we fucking did it lads

have a good night, get proper drunk, we're back in the CL xxx

>2nd seeding in the CL next season

Pretty nice.

>>76105264
It's La tía Julia y el escribidor.
Adn yeah, of course I like him.

La ciudad y los perros, Lituma en los Andes and Casa Verde are my favorites from him.

>>76105263
Only Chelsea and United will leave their group.

>>76105316
Januzaj can fuck off to some League 1 squad, 2bh

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>>76105316
I've missed you

>>76105290

Hames please don't come, we can sign better with CL football now. Thanks for your interest though, we'll keep your CV on file.

>>76105225
THANK YOU FOR GIVING THE WOLRD FELLANI

>>76105316
HEY ELLIE I MISSED YOU!!
GGMU MY FRIEND

>>76105316
ellie!!!! :3

>>76104722
>Qualify for CL
>Ge BTFO in group stage

Can't wait

>>76105263
and arsenal is out lel

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*dabs into the champions eagle*

>>76105398
Yes, this seems to be the pattern of all English qualifiers, but every big club seems to be happy to finish 2/3/4th

>>76104948
This pic reminds me of invasion of the bodysnatchers

>>76105263
>>76105403
Set up for the best CL season (for English clubs) ever.

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>>76105394
>>76105386
>>76105356
missed you too lads, exams are a nightmare

>>76105403
https://twitter.com/Simply_Spurs/status/867480660126179328

>>76105367
Too late la, already signed for 4 (four) years.

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>>76105444
Pls kick Slovak's ass.

if the terrorist attack didn't happen, would FIFA have still fixed the game so manchester wins?

>tfw never gave up
>survived through moyes and lvg
>now back on top

WE DID IT LADS

Lads, I'm just so happy

>>76105444
>444

hnnng lass

>>76105367
No way Mou signs James when he can get Griezmann now. He supposedly has a 3 man shortlist for each position. So I'm guessing the no10 spot as (1)Griezmann (2)James and (3)Bernardo Silva.

>>76105495

Yeah it was sickening how the ref deflected in Pogba's shot and then didn't give a freekick against Mkhitaryan for a high foot during his goal. Also those 3 clear Ajax penalties he turned down.

>>76105450
SAVAGE

>>76105545
Pathetic

guys im pissed because i missed this match and i rarely miss any games

is there ANYWHERE where i can see a replay?

>>76105555
Quads confirmed

>>76105555
They need a goalkeeper too cause >de gay is leaving like the bitch he is.

>>76105555

>Ham boy ahead of Bernardo Silva

>>76105603
Romero is good enough desu

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Man Utd's worst period in the last 25 years has seen them win more trophies that Liverpool and Tottenham have won in the last 10 years... combined.

>>76105450
lmao fantastic

>>76105603

Romero moves up to number 1 and Pereira to back up.

>>76105603
romeo > de gea

>>76104722
Congratulations to these boys

>>76105603
Don't diss Romeu.

>>76105615
>>76105629
>>76105652

Yeah I mean a second goalie.

Poets BTFO.

>>76104722
Checked. And why do you have a devil on your crest?

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>There are literally thousands of people right now severely pissed off at united winning because they were going to spend all week trolling

>>76104722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sEGfvkr1m0

Customer stream, currently choosing their 3 players they will sign including Lewa and Kroos and Varane

Not one Mancunian accent in sight

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>>76105763
>mfw FA finals is coming up

all weekend babe

>>76105763
seething all round

wait they dont play a second leg?

>this Rio program

Comfy. You guys done the stadium tour?

>>76105885
Yeah its good, get to see most parts of the stadium

>>76105618

We literally the best club in the world.

5-6 world class players are literally knocking on our door now.

Feelsgoodman

Thought it was a bit much how BT kept bringing up the terrorist attack and how Man Utd could win the game for the victims, with the obvious implication being that they could also lose it for them as well. A stupid kind of pressure to put on a bunch of footballers.

>slavabu begins to slit his wrists as he realises united will win a european trophy this year whilst jewventus get btfo'd by halal

>Jose admitting his flaw as a manager in understanding and managing players that are mentally fragile

Interesting that he's happy to say that now.

>English players celebrating quietly, being respectful
>foreign players jumping about like animals

For fucks sake surely their PR department would have warned them not to do this

>>76106043
could you please name those 5-6 players?

>>76106330
Why are you responding to a troll

>>76106364
because somewhere in this world there are people who literally belive that united is goat tier and they'll sign everyone
it's funny desu

>>76106396
Every club in the world has delusional fans. That doesn't explain why you're falling for a blatant troll on /sp/.

>>76106411
true, but ggmu's fans are the worst

https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/867480724324188163

>>76106432
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>76106432
lmao

>>76106432
kek I can't hate this guy

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>>76106431
no u

>tfw Liverpoop fuck up Champions League qualifying

>>76105805
>winner gets to qualify for Europa

Can't wait

>>76106431
They are barely any actual utd fans on this board. Its mostly an army of ABUs making up a bogeyman that doesn't exist. They literally have to false flag as Man Utd fans

>>76106571
they should make the winner go to europa even if they're allready qualified for UCL. would be fucking hillarious
>>76106589
do most of brits on here support local teams or how would you say it goes?

Anyone got a picture of Pogba dabbing with the Europa cup? I can't believe he hasn't done it.

>>76106649
/arse/ an mighty liverpool m8

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>>76106652
gotchu pham

>>76106649
There's a lot of Arsenal (obviously), Tottenham and Chelsea and a decent amount of Liverpool supporters. Then the rest of the British support seems smattered across smaller clubs so I assume they're local teams. I never see union jacks posting about Man City and in general Man Utd fans have been driven off this board.

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>>76106589
>ironic /manutd/ general with more than twice the replies as the actual celebration thread

>>76106709
My point. ABUs are a cancer who literally need to pretend to be their enemy.

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>>76106432
>father died 10 days ago
>22 dead children in Manchester couple of days ago
>perform a literal monkey dance to amuse bunch of paki customers
What the fuck is wrong with the guy

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>>76106699
>those fucking lips

>>76106741
>>76106709
SEETHING

>>76106709
well, this general is much funnier

>>76106707
i've always thought that those eternal arsenal threads are just a meme. obviously never read them so that's why probably.

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>>76106737
As you already said, customers are bunch of spineless cowards who were bullied away so we had to take charge of our entertainment.

>>76106741
>What the fuck is wrong with the guy
>the guy
The same guy you've been obsessing over for months on a Laotian stop-motion forum, and have GBs of his pictures saved?

>>76106741
it's his way to express condolences, respect his dab culture, you bigot!

>>76106741
>Following his every move like an obsessed stalker.

Sometimes you need to look at yourself, before you start calling out others.

>>76106765
leave him alone la, he's close to suicide

>>76106747
It is, because they're actually not pretending to be happy with fucking EL lmao

>>76106699
he just can't stop it, based pobGOD

>>76106699
my nigga, thank you

>>76106748
Oh no its very real. To be fair they're not as deluded as the ones who venture outside of the general although they will ocassionally post something absolutely retarded.

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>>76106759
>>76106765
I'd say even your average socially limited person who frequents /sp/ would be self-aware enough not to engage in such behaviour, considering the circumstances. Not the #pogdab of course, and obviously his customer audience is satisfied
>>76106762
Apologies, how inconsiderate of me

>>76106788
why does arsenal have a regular general while chelsea, liverpool and man utd don't?

is arsenal a bigger team?

>>76106756
I don't think you comprehend the extent of your autism and how most people don't care about defending their club's honour on /sp/ all of places. Sadly its your autism that makes you think you accomplished something and means that even though I'm explaining to you how you have a serious problem you're certain you're the winner because I've bothered to reply.

>>76106808
a long time ago, think it was the start of the 11/12 season, arsenal fans plagued premier league threads with transfer rumours. people got sick to death of them and they made a containment general. it was strengthened when arsenal started the year horrifically (including the 8-2) and it just stuck.

>>76106804
>Socially limited person who frequents /sp/

Lmao /sp/ is a normie board senpai. You're a freak by this board's standards.

>>76106808
Nah defintely not. I think Arsenal appeal to the autist because they were succesful in the mid 2000s but not as hated as Man Utd. Then it was just luck that they ended up getting a contaiment thread and all you really need at that point is 5 or 6 social rejects who are happy to keep the community alive so as to feel like they have friends and notoriety. There are trips in that general that don't post anywhere else on /sp/ and regularly blogpost.

>>76106824
didn't other team's fans try to get on board with a general? especially those in big numbers, tottenham/chelsea/lpool? what did go wrong?

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>>76106821
What you're forgetting is that /sp/ used to be choke full of pakis "defending their club's honour" as recently as Van Laal's first season, and I don't mean ABUs falseflagging for giggles like it's the case these days. So it's not like they didn't care, but they were such beta casuals they couldn't take the abuse and ran away, to redcafe or manure reddit most likely. I'd actually welcome customers like The Flip back, mocking their behaviour is entertaining enough but nothing compares to genuine delusion and Manure consumerism.

>>76106861
See.
>>76106857

You need a core group of attention starved loners who are willing to keep the general going and stop it from falling off the board. IT just hasn't stuck for any of those clubs.

>>76106861
There haven't been any attempts that I can say lasted that long. All there are are either false flag threads or threads that last for like a day or two.

I just don't think you can get one going now. You need a dedicated core of fans who are willing to keep it alive every single day. With how fast /sp/ is getting now, it won't work.

>>76106876
Again, you're celebrating that you're the bigger, more obnoxious autist. Where exactly did your life go wrong?

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>>76106834
No, normies don't post on imageboards at all. That's why the phrasing "socially limited", which implies a fairly well adjusted person by 4chan standards. You'll find the genuine recluses and retards on other boards.

>>76106821
>I don't think you comprehend the extent of your autism
I think he's embracing it

>>76106741
His father died and you're going to use that to attack him because he's a Man Utd player? Pathetic.

>>76106857
>There are trips in that general that don't post anywhere else on /sp/
that's sad
i come here for the keks, fuck the team i support.
whenever >my team fails I either pretend to be happy for the failure or don't even come here for 1-2 days untill the dust settles

>>76106894
Kek, that's what you believe is going on? Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal, take any popular club and they'll get shat on by /sp/ and yet their fans will come back and discuss their clubs. Paki customers on the other hand evacuated the premises and we had to start an ironic general for fun because there's no one left to make fun of.
Personally, I blame the bullying they suffered in high school for their mental fragility.

>>76106918
This is the first time I've mentioned his father, and only as response to his out of place, primate-like behaviour.

>>76105555
Silva will cost them more than pogba

>>76106963
you are to /sp/ what capeshit is to /tv/

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JUST

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>Supporting a club whose games you don't even go to

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Going to leave you, but Jesus Christ cheer up a bit you faggots, this place doesn't have to be graveyard just because it's only EL. Well done Manure, unironically

bumping the glorious

>>76106432
He's embracing his meme status. Nice.

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hmmmmm

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>>76110597

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Two brilliant EL finals in a row for the United fan. We are so blessed.

>most expensive team in football history celebrates a qualification trophy after beating dutch kids

Its an absolute embarrassment desu, the amount of money in that squad anything less than 1st place and a champions league semi final is an utter failure

Glad for Ander Herrera, he deserves it.

>>76111766
Herrera is the most underrated player in the EPL

Thank you based Spain

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>tfw you enter a den of normie manlets.

>>76111698
>Being this mad they did something your team couldn't last year

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>tfw you read through the Slovak autistics thread and his replies

I thought the dutch TSUUU city supporter was bad.

can this be a thing?

united general is needed

>>76112570
Absolutely not

t. Utd fan

More like Man MOUnited haha!!

>slovak
>opinion about football

>>76112570
No, only autistic Arsenal fans need to bitch about their 'team' of foreigners and finishing trophyless every season.