/manutd/ general

>>76104431
6th

10 in the box vs weaker teams

kill yourselves

>>76104431
6th

Based Slovak.

this is embarrassing lad

LOOOL THIS DAMAGE CONTROL

SLOVENIA SEETHING

Good post

leave real madrid to us

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>>76104431

Autism at its finest

Just so every one is aware, this is created by the same Slovak ABU who posts pogba images and the united fans from across the country

*dab*

>>76104431
6th

>>76104431
when Juve lose, will you cancel your subscription?

>>76104431
(you)

>>76104431
6th

>>76104431
SEETHING
E
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H
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAA

SOOO MADDD

we have been promoted to the chmpion league ahah

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tfw ABUs got BTFO

>>76104431
6th

>when you win your champions league qualification trophy by putting 10 men in your penalty area against teenagers

just a mastermind performance

mourinho is a tactical god

not like pulis could do the same job

>>76104431
>EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS
That's the CL la'

>its the 2018 champions league final, juventus vs united
>pogba scores a header in the last minute of extra time in the 4th half

can you imagine. this lad would have a breakdown

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>>76104431
>https://www.instagram.com/paulpogba

>>76104431
post yfw United wins the Super Cup against Juve by Pogba leg-dabbing the ball into the goal

>>76104431
Reminder that you unironically typed this out

>United unironically finish the 2nd most successful English team this season

>>76104431
you are worse than the """"dutch"""" poster

>>76104431
Thanks for the general Slovakbro

>the city of cuckvakia

>>76104573
Serious.

At least if City loses, he fucks off.

YA DING DONG DIDDLY SEETHING

>>76104551
You mean like he's having one now?
>Hahaha pogba so shit he moves to united and only wins 3 of 5 trophies available to him

>>76104477
>Ajax
>weaker
But they're a champions league team unlike United.

I can't believe it lads, I'm tearing up

Lads I know you ABUs are literally seething at the moment but this season has been brilliant. The league form has been awful but these cup runs have been fun

First season: 3 trophies. And there are people who still say Mourinho is a great manager.

>2 trophies
>qualified for the Champions League

Wenger would get a 6 year contract for that

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>>76104431
Mad as fuck.

>>76104595
go to bed ahmed

>needing to park the bus, score off a lucky deflection and a dangerous high kick from miki to beat a team of teenagers

>>76104609
this desu

The Treble in his first season

>>76104624
Sorry Gianni not tonight

Lmao United customers are worse and worse every day. Second most important trophy in the world? Lack of success really hit customers hard

>Bailly running on the pitch with his crutch

Top lel

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BASED UNITED DID IT AGAIN

>dat last dive

Worth it bro

>>76104431

WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT
WE DID IT
>WE DID IT

AHAHAHAH MAD AS FUCK

this is why lyon should have went through

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post yfw united are league and CL contenders next season

What a game! Legendary performance by the Red Devils and the maestro himself - Mourinho.

Hard game but we fought well boys.

WE ARE GOING INTO CL! LET'S FUCKING GO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Zlatan about to injure himself even more while celebrating.

Is this the famous United customer destroyer I always hear about? Holy shit this is completely embarrassing. This is 12 year old American-tier sarcasm. Yuros actually find this shit funny? Fuck I miss pre-reddit, pre-flag /sp/.

CHAMPIONS OF EUORPE
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT
CHAMPIONS OF EUORPE
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT
CHAMPIONS OF EUORPE
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT
CHAMPIONS OF EUORPE
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

>>76104431
didn't even watch this cancer game, looks like I was wise
sage

HAHAHHAHAHA LITERALLY DANCING RN

THIS SEASON HAS BEEN GLORIOUS!

HAHAHAHAH

lets evaluate amncheter united season

>PAY 89 MILLION FOR POGBA
TOPKEK
>GET MOURHINIO IN
TOPKEK
>LOSE FA CUP
TOPKEK
>CELERATE WININING LEAGUE CUP LIKE THE CL
TOPKEK
>FINISH 6TH
TOPKEK
>LIVERPOOL FINISH 4TH
TOPKEK
>BEHIND ARSENAL
TOPKEK
>CELEBRATW WINNING THE EUROPA LEAGUE
TOPKEK
>CLAIMING THIS IS A TREBLE IN ANY WAY
TOPKEK

United status;
TOPKEK

>>76104431
slovak btfo

YES! GLORY TO UNITED, FUCK THE ABUS, THE REDS GO MARCH ON, BRILLIANT"

ISIS BTFO

>>76104461
Literally who cares?
>Chelsea - 2 trophies at best, possibly one
>ManU - 3 trophies confirmed, including continental one
There's no doubt United are the best English team now, and I'm not even comparing the squad that we'll have to them. We're already better than Atletico or Juventus, on par with Bayern and only trailing slightly behind Barcelona and Real Madrid. And with the reinforcement comming? Just imagine...

>>76104431
DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL
DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL
DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL

>>76104721
SEEEEEEEEEETHING

>>76104721
Just fuck off with your split autism.

>>76104657
not his

that fucking cringe, someone shoot pogbad pls

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UH OH WELCOME TO BIG BALLER ZONE

>>76104683
of course they are.
this is a process. step by step.

>>76104431
S E E T H I N G
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>>76104461
That just makes it all the sweeter.

absolute state of pogba dancing for bananas at the end there

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>>76104730
>>76104730
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>>76104730

Guys do you think Salman Abedi is smiling down on us from Paradise with his virgins in hand?

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>>76104695

>>76104461
An won more than 2-5th.

>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME
>ABUs BTFO
>SLOVAK BTFO
>CELEBRATION SCREENIES TO COME

REAL MAN UTD GENERAL HERE

>>76104722
>>76104722
>>76104722
>>76104722
>>76104722

REAL MAN UTD GENERAL HERE

>>76104722
>>76104722
>>76104722
>>76104722
>>76104722

REAL MAN UTD GENERAL HERE

>>76104722
>>76104722
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>>76104545
>against teenagers
Do you even know who Ajax Amsterdam are? Google them a bit (like I did, barely knew them before to be honest) and you'll see what a continental powerhouse they're. And it's not just beating them, but beating them with STYLE. The Mourinho Way

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>>76104781
the lads did it for Salman

they did it for Muslimchester

>>76104599
Ajax is a joke compared that United, it would have taken a miracle for Ajax to win this.

Dutch teams in general are trash.

Kanker

>>76104744
Pogba deserves a sponsorship. He is finally becoming a big baller.

small team winning a cup for small teams, very nice!

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>season 2017-2018
>champions of EPL
>winners of UEFA CL
>winners of FA Cup

FUCK OFF HATERS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
HHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH

MAN U : EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!!!!


FUCK OFF EVERYONE ELSE

FUCK
THE
HELL
OFF

WERE BACK BABYYY!!!!!

>INB4 WE

KISS A DICK, CUNT!!!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DAILY REMINDER THAT UNITED CAPTURED THE FINAL POKEMON TODAY.
THEY'VE LITERALLY WON EVERYTHING IN CLUB FOOTBALL NOW
EAT SHIT ABUS.

>Bringing in Wayne at the end
He's shit at using subs but that was nice of him

>>76104431
slovakbro is my /sp/ boyfriend, in case you didn't know

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>>76104431
>>76104721

say that you're not proud

>>76104431
Don't even care tonight you useless faggot, we're the champs and you're sitting in your mums basement drenching your keyboard in tears wasting your time, can't wait for real to blow you the fuck out and you end it

>>76104608
>The league form has been awful
Wrong. The first thing Mourinho fixed was defence, and surely you recall the neverending unbeaten run? Only reason why United didn't finish higher was because we didn't push it, since it was clear the way to CL is through EL. Otherwise the league performances were perfect, only lacking two more world class offensive players. Or three

>>76104477
t. Chelshit fan

>All those United players on crutches

>>76104871
BASED MOU POSTER

ALWAYS BTFOING SLOVAKIA

>>76104721
Most autistic (You) I have ever received on this board

>>76104828
OH FUCK!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

>griezmann will be here
>kross will be here
>ronaldo will see a golden marketing opportunity by going back to manchester in order to show solidarity with the victims of the attack and will be here too

>inb4 ''here'' when im not actually there

you know what i mean, sore loser!!!

GUYS WHO READY FOR NEXT YEARS EUROPA TROPHY DEFENCE?

WHAT NAME IS BEING ENGRAVED ON THE TROPHY!

WHAT NAME!

TELL ME?? SOMEONE PLEASE??

>>76104431
>he actually typed this out
this is embarrassing

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>CAN'T BEAT ENGLISH TEAMS TO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUALIFICATION
>HAVE TO PARK THE BUS AGAINST TEENAGERS TO WIN YOUR QUALIFICATION TROPHY INSTEAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76104706
>PAY 89 MILLION FOR POGBA
Is this was... a mistake somehow? Did you watch the last league game against Crystal Palace? Did you watch the match tonight? If anything, Juventus got trolled by cunning Mr. Woodward and should have asked for twice the money

Real shit tho, United were fucking dire tonight, and were only allowed to play like this because of a deflected goal. Fans can't possibly be happy with this, it was Moyes tier

Why does the europa league trophy look better than the CL one

>>76104946
Were they? Ajax were completely nullified. Sorry you can't respect a defensive masterclass.

>Beat U23 team to paper over the cracks of your failure of a season

>>76104924
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED, GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED !!!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED, GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED !!!

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>>76104431
At this point, I can't even tell anymore if this is serious or sarcasm.

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>>76104431

>>76104960
if you call that a defensive masterclass, then Pulis is an even better manager than Mouyes

looking forward to Mouyes laying out his succession plan after next season where he gets the club to appoint Tony

GROLY GROLY MAN UTD

GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY
MAN UNITED

ABU'S BTFO
WE'RE WINNING THE CL AND THE LEAGUE NEXT YEAR

>>76104960
Yeah they were. Ajax were shit as well, but United managed the same amount of shots on target. Without the deflected goal, they wouldn't have been able to play so defensively. This game was more or less decided on a coincidence, the same thing could've just as easily happened to Ajax

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>>76104972
Seriously autistic.

>>76104946
You mean they decided to play like this because of the deflected goal? Ajax ... you know that team people overhyped, didn't have a single good chance.

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Congrats Manchester

>>76104984
but rostov and anderlecht aren't in the champions league...

>>76104431

You do realize that the European Champion isnt crowned until the 3rd of June right?

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ITS FUCKING OURS

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>>76104972

Daily reminder that Man Utd managed to win another European title in Alex Ferguson's lifetime.

>>76105001
is there nothing about this pic in the media?

Ayylmao zlatan, where's his crutch?

>ball playing cbs, sweeper keeper, ball playing dm, inverted wingers possesion based playstyle
>based mou cucks them by literally playing long balls to fellaini all game

>selfies with the trophy

FUCK OFF 2017

>>76104946
>United were fucking dire tonight
>literally dominated the match in every manner except possession
??? And even the possession aspect was calculated tactical approach by The Mou, Ajax players tiring themselves out and we didn't even need to close them down, that's how PERFECT are defensive positioning was. This is the football that wins tournaments, the tactics that rule the world of football. Are you telling me this wasn't CL worthy performance?

damn, this is the first thing Romero has won

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/867480049720676353

>beta bitches

>zlatan mad some black guy is ruining his selfie

lol mou actually celebrating the treble

>>76105062
no it's not, check his wikipedia page

>>76105062
Pretty deserved too, think he got best defensive record in EL.

>>76105018
>European Champion
*The second European Champion. Honestly though, does anyone care? Have you seen the number of match threads we had? The number of goal.com headlines dedicated to Manchester in the buildup, and the number of articles being written right now? No way CL tops this

>>76105046
He's strong independent Swedish who ain't need no crutch.

>>76105105
>*The second European Champion.
For now. /we/ can't beat Juve just yet since they haven't won their game.

>Fellaini unironically a fan favourite one year on with jose in charge
how can you not love that man

>Zlatan getting a picture with a "Zlatan if you stay you can shag my wife" banner

heh

>>76104991
No such thing as "coincidence", do you think Mou would rely on luck as a factor? Everything was coldly premeditated, analyzed, calculated. Sorry for being rude, but if you can't appreciate tactical brilliance such as this then football on the highest European stage might not be for you

>>76105155
top kek I saw this too

>>76105155
>>76105170
Pic?

>>76104962
>failure of a season
Hold up, are you seriously claiming this wasn't a wonderful season for United? Care to elaborate? It could have been possibly better ONLY if we won the league, but if I had to choose between PL title and European glory, I'd go with the latter. Mou obviously made the same decision

>>76105155
The city of Cuckchester

>>76105155
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>76105057
TROLLED

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They are all holding up three fingers. What do you think they meant by this /sp/?

Treble?

>>76105057
Literally this. My only qualm is him starting trashford over martial. Martial would've been so much more effective.

>>76105305
Not too hard to figure out, is it? Haha
>literally just won a freaking TREBLE
>ABUs will somehow attempt to bring it down
A trophy is a trophy is a trophy

>>76105330
Did you see POBGOD?

>b-but le dabbing nigger is shite
>literally score the decisive goal in a european final

kek, haters on suicide watch!

>>76104431
Im sure the stats from this game will really count for a lot slovaigger

Eternally BTFO

Ill be back here to laugh at you when Juventus choke

>>76105105
this level of dedicated shitposting is ruined by flags

>>76105365
A blooter outside the box as well. That's what 105 million buys you

>>76105372
Stats are for people who don't WATCH the match, but you can see we have none of that in this /manutd/ general. Only the Danish Anon was doubting our dominating performance tonight, but he was politely corrected

>you will never hate yourself so much you pretend to be a united fan while secretly hating them

>>76105330

The won the League Cup, the Europa League, what other cup did they win?

Reminder that Pogba's goal was worth 50 millions euros

>>76105379

I genuinely believe Slovakbro would stand out easily even without the flags, his narrative is unique

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>Manure literally won more trophies this season than livershit in the last decade
Kek

>>76105423
exactly my point

>>76105418
Community Shield

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>>76105418
Uh, literally the first match under Mou's guidance - The Community Shield? Foreshadowing he future trophies to come, but I consider this whole season barely an appetizer of what's in store for 17/18

>>76105553
Why is Rppney so pink?

>>76105570

It's a big trophy.

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reminder

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>>76105419
I realize what you're saying (the Adidas deal and CL money) but you can't really put a financial value on a goal of such aesthetic, in a continental final even. His performances throughout the season more than justified the price tag, tonight's goal cements his place among all time legends.

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>United Fan
>Been feeling depressed all day
>United win
>Feeling better

Thank you United

>>76105570
hes irish

How can De Gea leave after a night like tonight, lads? Real can fuck off permanently now. We're Man United and we take who we want, when we want. #GGMU

>Man Utd win Europa and get into UCL
>Juve lose UCL to Madrid
>After all this autism

Will he kill himself?

>

Ajax coach Peter Bosz: "I think it was a boring game, no chances from both sides. We were not good enough and congratulations to Manchester United. We will learn a lot from this and if we keep this side together we will be stronger next year."

lyl

>>76105606
Realistically, which teams are going to stand between Red Devils and the CL trophy in 2018? Juventus, Atletico, Monaco - inferior. Bayern - equal, but Mou's tactics + new arrivals mean about 67% chance for us. That leaves Barcelona and Real Madrid, the former in decline and the latter not defensively convincing enough to deal with Rashford's pace or Pogba's long range bombs.
Anyone else already checking availability of tickets to Final?

June 3rd my friend, look forward to it :)

>>76105673
hahahahaa
top lad

>>76105631
Are you still doubting Romero's quality after what we've seen in EL from him? De Gea was a key component when our defence was leaky, I doubt that's how you'd describe our current centreback WALL. Don't forget Varane is comming as well, probably included in the deal for De Gea. Therefore our GK position hardly matters, although I wouldn't be surprised if some future supertalent - such as Milan's Donnarumma - was already being talked to by our transfer team.

>Lewandoski

I've said it time and time again. I think your ambition's nice, but you dream too small. We're champions of Europe in 2017. What have Barcelona won in this season? Prison sentence of the year? The Tax Fraud Awards? Past rivalries notwithstanding, let's get Suarez instead. He's 30 sure, but he's the best in the world, and we should only accept the best.

>>76105686
Not sure who you're addressing, but THIS was the night we've been waiting for months. I'll probably watch, but only to find out who our opponent in Supercup is going to be. How could the match itself surpass what we've witnessed just now?
>>76105689
:)

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Welp, in the end it will be us who will be the biggest winners.

Let me explain.

Ajax was never a top-tier professional club to begin with. It's just not in the tier of the big boys like Barcelona, Manchester Utd. Bayern Munich, AC Milan and Real Madrid.

Ajax has always been a.. "school club". We recruit nobodies with potential talent from Africa, Scandinavia, Slavic countries, amateur clubs and from our own youth division. And we develop them into top-tier players.

Clubs like Manchester and Barcelona buy top-tier players because they are the big competitors. Daley Blind was from Ajax, just like Zlatan.

For us, making it past Olympique Lyon and into the finals was already the biggest celebration. A bunch of fairly unknown, potential talents who makes it this far.

You have the big Rooney, and Pogba. Ofcourse we wouldn't have stood a chance. But that's not the thing!

Because we are already confidently looking forward when the transfer period opens up.

Because the big clubs will surely buy up our entire team! And these nobodies that the big clubs will buy will show their worth, and truly start making a big name into the football world.

And we can proudly say in Amsterdam that all these big names have been raised by Ajax.

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>smalling's rape face
>mou already back to normal

>>76105673
next season, realistically, QF. reminder >we are going for the league, that's the priority. CL is not a competition you can win these days at your first attempt. 2, 3 years to really go for it.

>>76105774
Also forgot you now have to be Spanish to be allowed to win it

>>76105650
I hope not, I like him

Friendly reminder Mouyes' teams turn to shit after a year or two because he's such a cancer.

>>76105727
Haha, well put! Suarez or Lewandovski, they're equally skilled at putting the ball in the net so I'd take either. Point is, there has to be a creative superforce to feed them from behind and with The Griez as James Rodriguez as dual #10s, Rashford and Mkhi (Bale maybe?) on the wings and Pogboom dictating the tempo while attempting screamers regulary even some youth product from our academy could easily end up with 30+ goals... in league alone.

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1.United
2.City
3.Chelsea
4.Spurs
5.Liverpool
6.Brighton
7.Arsenal

>>76105771
>Martial

ayyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sEGfvkr1m0

Customer stream, currently choosing their 3 players they will sign including Lewa and Kroos and Varane

Not one Mancunian accent in sight

>>76105811
Also, Suarez grew up in Ajax

>76105812
>>>>>>>>>>6.Brighton

No (You) for you.

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>>76105771
>Mou

>>76105834
probably because they're out celebrating mate. you can stop spamming this in every thread now, you're getting quite salty

United has spent more money in the last 3 seasons than Ajax has in its entire history :^)

Poorfags BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76105771

>Blinds perfectly symettrical face

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>>76105795
the mood is changing. you already recruited the manager to change things. now you have to listen to him

>>76105795
Don't be bitter. They're just much, much better than anything England has to offer. Anyhow,
Man U shouldn't be allowed to play in the CL just because they won tonight. That's by
Mouyes' own logic.

>>76105774
This might sound a bit too cocky, but can you really blame me after this season? Haha. Anyway, I don't think league is going to be much of a challenge next season, who is going to oppose us realistically? I except the same number of losses, except all those draws converted to victories after Mou's spirit is finally imprinted into the team, so that makes over a hundred points. Comfortably.
As far as CL is cocerned, you made some points but didn't say WHO exactly would knock us out.

>>76105858
You don't see the true role of Ajax, don't you?

Ajax has always been a scouter and developer of talent. And we sell this talent to bigger clubs.

That's how we make our money.

>>76105711

I think you're leaving out the crucial factor of Dave's looks being such a massive plus. Romero might be one of the best backup keepers in the league (for my money, THE best, he would likely just walk into most team's starting 11), but him or Donnarumma aren't the lookers that De Gea is. In this day and age, we have to think about profit maximazation. Goalies don't sell the most shirts but Dave's not like most goalies, is he? ;)

>>76105909
Napoli will kill Utd
Screencap this

>>76105809
You're conveniently forgetting the part where he's forged Real Madrid into (soon to be) 3 times CL winners of past 4 finals, and where's built the Chelsea team that won the league with him in charge at first, and now again with Conte as administrator - using the same team and same tactics. I doubt United are going to make the mistake of letting Mou go, so just imagine all the achievements he's going to bring when he's settled at last.

did that cretin from my country died today?
or is it just fantasy?
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ABU
TODAY WE ARE DRINKING THE ABU TEARS

>>76105925
That's a smart point of view, it truly is! So who are some GKs who could replace Dave in this role? Pardon my ignorance

>>76106008
kek he is more alive than ever

>>76105954
Pffft, please! With all due respect, none of their players would make it into our B team. We could possibly debate this if it was Juventus in question, but then again none of those players would make our A team. I understand Serie A might be interesting for you as a domestic competition, however we're discussing the absolute cream of continental football tonight.

Slovaks arguing with himself. Let's change the subject. Are we buying mbappe or Aubemeyang to replace Rooney?

what the fuck is happening itt is there one abu slovak and one non abu slovak

>>76106109
Why would any self respecting player go to United?
Fucking M'Bappè BTFOd Mou telling him and his shit tactics to fuck off

>>76106109
G.Adugadugwengo, hes an up and coming Ugandan CF

>>76106125
So your thinking Aubemeyang?

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>>76105858
I have a suspicion you're bringing this up to undermine United's success, aren't you? Let me ask you, how did we earn all of that money, all those sponsors, all those fans all around the globe? By winning, of course. And constant trophy hauls have financial benefits as secondary effect, I fail to see why would we a) hesitate to enjoy the fruits of our labour b) should be ashamed for that. Sure, a lot of credit belongs to our marketing team but that's the nature of modern game. Stay trendy, or become extinct.

>>76106149
LOL

>>76106109
Rooney has been somewhat of a supporting striker for the majority of his stellar career, and that's a role that doesn't have a place in contemporary tactics. Instead we're going to use double #10s pairing, imagine a standard 4-3-3 except with two CAMs instead of central midfielders. And the gentlemen in question? The Griez and James Rodriguez, naturally.

How many hours will Slavy go on for this time?

----------------------New ST
-----Rash----Griez---Rodriguez---Mkhi/NewRW
----------------------Pogba
---New LB--Varane---Bailly--Valencia/NewRB

>>76106046

Phil Neville had exactly the right idea with Lloris. Tall, handsome in a smooth, Alpine French way contrasting the rough manliness of the black lads in front of him.

If we're looking to the continent, Leno or maybe even a swap for Navas (after all, the dark and handsome types are en Vogue right now) just might work. We've got options, but out of the box ideas are needed.

>>76106191
Surely the great Mourinho will still have one world class striker in the squad.

>>76106228
Poor lad is probably going to go all night, this is all he can do to take his mind off severe depression and alcoholism.

>>76106237
>buy a world class striker
>play him in midfield

i swear every customer i see make line-ups for next year has him as #10 or on the wing

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>>76106242
What about Benoit Costil? Arsenal are keeping Giroud in their team just because of his looks for years now, so with the Galacticos attack and Sacchi defence we'll have >>76106237
, we might as well put Giroud's lookalike in the goal

>>76106228
Sadly just the fact he's getting attention will convince him thats hes actually won

>>76106254
Lewa and Suarez already brought up as possible new #9s in this thread, or possibly Kane? Aubameyang >>76106109 might be an option as well, but there's The Rash for pace already so I'd rather have someone with more solid physical build.

>>76106285
Because we realize that's what Mou has been carefully preparing this whole season, a revolutionary 4-1-4-1 with Pogba as sole regista centrally and 5 dedicated attacking players with creative license up front. Why do you think he's been focusing on defence so much? In order to set up attacking firepower never seen before, you need a foundation to build on first.

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>>76106237
>no herrera
>no new midfielder to provide consistency and rest to pogba/herrera

>>76104573
Nope. Romanian gypsy halal customer is easily the worst

>>76106228
>>76106268
>>76106326
LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE!

>>76104431
>Gets BTFO
>Instead of running, he doubles down.

Impressive.

>>76106315
Oof. Be still my beating heart.

>>76106326
The fact that some people are so bitter about our passion speaks about how far we've come since Moyes. Jealousy breeds success, I suppose.

So who are we signing lads?

>>76104431
jose used dead kids to motivate the players, ajax had no chance

Why is Valencia's Spanish so bad? I thought he was Latin American, he sounds like he was from Anglo country kek

>>76106502
Now with CL qualification, the sky is the limit obviously. Your wildest imagination might as well be our starting XI next season, as we know finances pose no limit.

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>Sergio Romero and Marcos Rojo now won a treble with Manchester United

>and they also won almost every trophy in England, except the Premier League

People will look back and think these guys were good, top kek

>>76107326
but they have both been very good this season senpai

>>76106237
You're a complete fucking idiot. That formation has 10 year old FIFA kid written all over it.

>>76104972
Perfect demonstration of the Stockholm's Syndrome.

>>76104721


>Slovakia literally suffers clinical schizophrenia/a bi-polar disorder

>agree to sell De Gea to Madrid on deadline day
>promise all paperwork agreed
>play Madrid in Super Cup
>put De Gea on bench and use him as a bargaining chip for another trophy
>If Real score, De Gea comes on a cup ties him
genius desu

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>>76104431
>Play in a European final
>Plays really good
>Is 17
>SEVENTEEN

Is De Ligt De Legit? Looks like a real talent lads

>>76112176
if they ll that good they should resist selling players and have another run next season. no lunatic mourinho team to block their path

>>76112203
Lol
They didn't even deserve to go through Lyon
Lyon would have trashed Pooyes

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>>76112441
time to move on. it's over.

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>>76112441
Are you joking? They could have thrashed Lyon 7-1 at home. And they then put it to bed again after the 0-1 in Lyon. They deffo deserved to go through over 2 games.

>Yet the total financial impact of victory will extend much further, thanks to the spot in next season’s Champions League set aside for the Europa League holders.

>United are also expecting a significant windfall in TV money from Uefa, regardless of the result in the final.

>In fact, their run in the Europa League is likely to end up being more profitable than their exploits in last season’s Champions League.

Guys what's so great about the champions league again?

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SOON
O
O
N

manure scum can't even celebrate without masterrace slovakia crushing them

this is all guidetti'a fault tbqh

>>76112553
He's doing this ironically now? Hilarious

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Greaseman is pretty much confirmed. Zlatan won't return before christmas. the question is do >we need a proper Lukaku-style striker or can the kid handle it?

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#prayformanchester

>>76112696
Rashferrari can handle it. I think him and Zlatan worked perfectly.

I never doubt Rashferrari

>>76112713
his dribbling is annoying as fuck. I understand attacking players need to take risks to beat opponents, but he seems to lose the ball every single attempt

bailly is pretty based

https://twitter.com/RedReveal/status/867536718421012481

>>76112729
Partly because once Utd start parking the bus he gets no service except for wild crosses and hoofball.

>>76112729
Yeah I get where ya come from but at the same time like >>76112781 said, no one is usually there for him to pass to and he is pretty quick with the ball

>>76112567
Ajax is trash, Lyon just had a negative fluke in the first leg

>>76112847
hence the question is a proper striker needed until Zlatan returns' Because that's what a striker would do, hold the ball until teammates appear.

>>76104599
Half the Ajax team are U-21 youth academy players, where as the United team cost £300M...
Still park the bus, legit worse European champions than Chelsea 2012

>>76115040
>Park the bus
>Win 2-0 while Ajax got 4 shots on goal

I don't think you know what that means.

>>76106144
good evening madam

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