Ajax Amsterdam - Merchandise United
Starts in a bong and 5 bings
Lineups below
BASED SLOVAK
Mkhitaryan will miss the empty goal in the 86th minute.
Ajax: Onana; Veltman, Sánchez, De Ligt, Riedewald; Schöne, Klaassen, Ziyech; Traoré, Dolberg, Younes
Manure: Romero, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Darmian, Herrera, Fellaini, Pogba, Mata, Mkhitaryan, Rashford
Quick! Post American Culture!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
Ready to drink, united?
Got 15€ on Dolberg scoring 3.4 times profit
Have you embraced the Golden egg boy yet /sp/?
2bh
>>76099832
We all /ajax/ tonight
>>76099849
this post will be comedy gold after he blows himself up
>shameless mancs pretending they care about the attack while literally at a leisure event in another country
Dunno about you lot, but I have zero nerves for some reason, even after our crap last few games (barring Palace). I have complete confidence that the lads'll do it tonight.
It feels corny as all hell to type this, but we're United. We don't go into finals afraid.
>>76099805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlDzuIRCM10
Multi-cultural, magical Manchester
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
official revised football /sp/ meme ranking:
10.le dab man
9."for me it's ..."
8.irate zidane
7.le fedora pics with role names
6.TSUUUU
5.man utd filipino
4.autistic messi
3.le cut inside man
2.a liverpool fan "I don't believe it" ft. scousers.webm
2.b romanian liverpool fan
1.190 cm master race
honorable mentions: mouyes, "our year la", >schalke, "which part of ... are you from"
I made it descending to create pathos, and if you don't agree with the list you're a cuck
>tfw this game is already being turned into a big sad cryfest
annoying 2bh.
just focus on the game pls.
Hey guys im back from my ban now
>>76099870
MY DAUGHTER NOW SONNY
L I N E U P S
UTD:
Romero
Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Darmian
Fellaini, Herrera, Pogba
Mata, Rashford, Mkhitaryan
AJAX:
Onana
Veltman, Sanchez, De Ligt, RRiedewal
Klaassen, Schone, Ziyech
Traore, Dolberg, Younes
GLORIE GLORIE MAN VERENIGD
How much milions United are going to spend in Ajax shop after this match? I guess around 80.
>>76099849
Based Razah, tell 'em
GROLY GROLY
>>76099879
I would normally agree but this is a bad one. It only happened 2 days ago, theyve barely finished mopping up pieces of little girl from the foyer.
>>76099849
Manchester is red and blue and when we make it so there's only white people living there it will be a true representation of the UK.
>>76099877
*carves disapprovingly*
>>76099849
>we will buy Griezmann for the 22
Hmm
>poo u buying dutch players after memepiss poopie
mfw a cheeky 50 yur for 1-2 and another cheeky 50 yur for 1-3
gonna be rich in a few hours
Ajax "Ultras" posed for pictures with United flags that they say they got by beating up United fans.
Then the news puts up a picture of the same flags on a wall....
Ajax are a bunch of cucked dutch faggots. I hope ISIS blows them up next.
What's on the agenda food-wise, lads?
>>76099869
>we
>>76099933
I'll have what I'm having
>>76099933
Packet of mccoys salt×vinegar crisps.
Water.
>>76099933
tortellini la
>>76099877
>TSUUU not number 1
>de gay not starting
did i miss something important?
did he died? is he looking for a transfer?
Lets get in the mood, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Adz3-K0w-o
>>76099949
fat twat
>>76099959
concentrating on the league la
>Feeling a sense of accomplishment and pride because some millionaires who don't know you exist kicked a ball into a net
>>76099849
>>22
The customers had a great time in the Europa League this season:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sB5-XBLcco
9s and man poo lose
>>76099967
back to /a/ you go
>>76099960
You're a fan of a team that is just as bad if not worse when it comes to shitskins being customers.
Fuck off you retard Autist. Get a fucking life.
we ready for a lovely evening of customer memes lads?
I don't even care about soccer
Should I watch?
Trust me guys, this match will either end 1-0, 0-0, or 1-1
POSSIBLY 2-2, but it's unlikely
>>76099960
Based slovak
>>76099980
Me on the left
9s for ajax win
>>76099914
This.
Also, 3-1 to United.
>>76099907
expected more in the US
>>76099984
just stay in the thread, not worth watching
>De Gay on the bench
this is fucking stupid, they said that focus is on the europa league and they put meme goalkeeper for final. this team isn't strong enough to bench thier best player and still win
>unironically starting a 17 year old defender in a european cup final
>>76099999
>>76100000
Conflicting digits
>>76099999
FIVE NIL CONFIRMED, MOUYES TO GET THROUGHLY EXPOSED TONIGHT.
>>76099999
>>76100000
Wait a minute...Which one is true then?
>>76099805
>soap vs scum
Is the Slovak ABU falling to stockholm's syndrome?
>>76099959
De Gea is the PL keeper.
>>76100014
Mouyes lost it. He's in the final now, let him go home.
>>76099849
>>22
>>76099960
>[YouTube] Glory Glory Man Utd with Dhol
What is SP betting on?
>>76099999
the numbers that BTFO the customers
>>76100027
Of course he is. He loves that black nigger pogba dick. That's why he hate united in the first place, because he misses being able to obsess over Pogba's dick.
it's been confirmed that he is a gay stalker who is obsessed with Paul's haircuts and cock.
>>76100018
>this biased Ajax fan
>>76099984
Try ManU Fan TV, it's like Arsenal's one except no one is a grumpy downer - if their team loses, they simply don't upload any videos!
>>76099805
Terror attack will happen at Museumplein
hf
>>76100039
>>76100000
the numbers that confirm that Ajax are dutch faggots and will get their assholes manually pulled open by muslim fists
>Hype it up as a the Rashford final
>gets injured before game even kicks off
GOOD, tired of forced narratives
>>76100049
If this means we will get rid of Ajax/Amsterdam scum I'm fine with it.
>>76099805
>>76099840
>>76099860
>>76099907
>>76099934
>>76099960
>>76099994
>>76100047
passing stat posters on suicide watch, the madman is here
>tfw no Tete
Michael Owen looking chunky
>>76100049
the terrorist will be a palestinian
>>76100031
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5kJ58iIeBM
>>76099860
damn straight bro
>>76100066
>The "Madman"
He isn't a madman. He's like a fart. Once in a while you get a whiff of shit and then you just move on because he is as irrelevant as a fart
Dat voel wanneer geen dikke tetten vd
>>76100012
>First keeper for Argentina
>Meme goalkeeper
Polish. education? Stick to plumbing ffs.
>>76100066
>doubting the Passing King™
>>76100089
Die voel wanneer een dikke tetten hockeymeisje vd
>>76100090
sorry i forgot about great generation of Argentinian goalkeepers
He's just TOO good at everything desu
>>76100108
You're starting to flipping annoy me now
what part of Ajax is everyone from?
>>76100084
>>76100042
A bit early for this agitation, no? No reason for worries though, there's zero chance (((UEFA))) let Ajax win after the terrorist attack - ironically enough commited by a Manure customer
>>76100090
>
he's crap you dumb customer.
just like otamendi, rojo, biglia and half the other argentina starting xi. thats the worst argument ever
>>76099933
On my third g&t already since getting in from work at 6.20
That counts as food, r-right haha?
Manure got Herrera, Poogba and Failing. What does Ajax have? What? Schöne? Klassen? Literally who's ffs. This will be M;ANUYRE ALL THE FUCKING. WAY THIS DOESN*T SLIP YOU GOT THJAT YOU FOOKIN CUNTS?
Also Dolberg is a. cooking faggot. and Poogba will. score
>>76100127
>flipping
Ironic coming from a ManUre customer
>flippy.tiff
>>76100127
Wat is je probleem tulbandaap
>tfw Amsterdam is full.
> Can watch the final for free in 1080p
Surely sponsors are well happy about this? They should push for all games to be free livestreams and then cuck Sky out of advertisement money.
So we all want Ajax to win here, right?
>>76100130
Oud-Zuilen
>>76100140
He did quite well at AZ
>>76099999
BASED
Who else /ABU/ here?
DOOOOOOOOOOOLBERG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLBERG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW_hPUqBCgg
>No country in HISTORY has EVER had 5 (five) teams in the Champions League
until NOW
>>76100154
Totally not attractive for suicide-hungry muzzies right now
>>76100156
Ofcourse mate.
>>76100155
>Can watch the final for free in 1080p
Link?
>>76100131
Says the guy who's team is being UEFA'd into the CL final because your keeper is 90 bazillion years old.
Yawn yawn yawn. I don't care about dead africans, no matter what shirt they wear
I hate build up to matches
>>76100156
>>76100171
Reporting in
Just bought a new Ajax shirt for 90 euro
AMA
>>76099805
Give power to pogbig \o/
>>76099805
any decent betting offers about?
>>76100130
Amsterdam
>>76100194
Official BT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9sH2U_8QQ4
When's kick off?
https://youtu.be/V9sH2U_8QQ4
also for anyone who wants to watch the match
>>76100195
You have to go back
state of Michael Owen lmao, turbomanlet
>>76100168
>Based
It was a script. Calm down.
>>76100195
Edgy!
>22
>>76100208
>the uploader has not blah blah blah
Fuck.
>>76100182
That's possible now? I thought they just ditched the last one to qualify through league position if teams advance from other competitions.
Who /a/BU here
>'I don't want to win the Europa League. It would be a big disappointment for me. I don't want my players to feel the Europa League is our competition'
>- Jose Mourinho upon returning to Chelsea in 2013
>Jose Mourinho says he would rather not be involved in the Europa League – and fears it could cost Manchester United the title.
>Mourinho admitted the Europa League was “not the big dream of every player” and suggested it could be a major handicap in United's pursuit of the Premier League crown.
>People STILL respond to him
>>76100182
>No country in HISTORY has EVER had 5 (five) teams in the Champions League
wrong
>>76100195
is this an man an "Ultra"?
He's been spotted.
Michael Owen looks like he's photoshopped, but he's actually that small kek
>>76100240
LEGEND
Vergas de joden
>Blind
oh no
>>76100233
>It's the biggest match in our history
-Mouyes, before the second leg of EL semis against Celta Vigo
>>76100240
Doesn't matter who wins tonight, he'll claim its partly because of his work
[spoiler]And he wouldn't be wrong[/spoiler]
i decided not to going out with my gf to watch this game
>>76100208
Nice
Might watch if ajax are winning
Man Utd and Ajax > Royal Madrid and Juventus
>>76099907
>terroni
>>76100218
You're the edgy customer here. Fan of JEWventus and you live in Slovakia. Then you come on here from your third world country with your 56k dial up and try and call others customers to make you feel better about not being able to masturbate to Pogba.
Everyone hates United because it is the European Capital of Trophies and they won everything for multiple decades.
Deal with it. We are still the biggest team in the world and the richest.
P.S.- I'm sorry you miss Pogba's dick so much
>>76100240
He looks like he bought an island with all that United money.
I don't regularly follow Manchester United. Why is Romero in goal? Isn't de Gay their starting keeper? Or is he their cup-keeper?
>>76100260
>Smalling
Oh, dear, no
>>76100182
England in 2005-06
Spain in 2015-16
kys dumb casual
Tell me boys, how big is todays meme potential?
>>76099805
Did you just see ajax come out in all white? See! even before the match they are surrendering.
> Sevilla beat Liverpool in the final last season
> Sevilla got BTFO by Leicester in the CL
Really makes you think.
Which one /sp/?
Just got home after my african studies exam
Rooting for ajax but honestly i have no affiliation
>>76099877
This is how low we have sunk after being the most magical meme board.
But for me it's still spee, the ManU of 4chan.
>>76100280
A significant number of key Poonited players are out injured.
>>76099999
ALLAH AKBAR
>>76100296
12/13
HAPPENING
>>76099999
the ABSOLUTE LEDGE
>>76099805
>no degay
RIP UNITED
LMAO JOSE IS A FUCKING RETARD
Liverpool fan here. Bring the cup back home lads and do us proud
>>76100280
manure wants to use shit players to prove that he's capable of making them """""""""""good""""""""""""""""""
>Smalling
Well congrats on your win Ajax.
>>76100297
fucking fat cunt
>>76100297
what the fuck is that
>shoes without socks
rio pls
>>76100296
White
Holy shit I never knew Michael Owen was such a manlet, gnome-looking fuck
Do customers actually think Greaseman is good?
wew
>>76100297
>flag
>pic
It checks out
GET HYPE VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wszDsKLpM6M
>>76100280
He's >our Europa keeper
>>76100277
>4th post in this thread by this triggered customer
>already mentioned Pogba's genitals 6 (six) times
Sevilla was EL champions for 1105 days.
Impressive
>>76100323
He's standing beside a GK and a CB, plus that lanky git, Jake.
>>76100326
expensive == good
not hard to understand mate
>>76100323
I went to a few games the season he was with us. He's tiny but quick
>>76100297
the donutes in the back look fucking delicious
>Dropping Lingard for the final
Literally the only match you actually want him to play in
does Patrick Power browse /sp/ ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13028667
http://www.strawpoll.me/13028667
http://www.strawpoll.me/13028667
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>>76100195
C'mon, /pol/friend. No one is holding an AR-15 to you head. You really don't have to take part in this.
>>76099933
Pot noodle and a pint of milk
>>76100355
I'm predicting Mata off at HT
>>76100371
Fuck off
>people actually think the players will be inspired by Monday's tragedy
they don't leave their mansions in the countryside and will fuck off to their home countries as soon as the game is over
>>76100326
>90 million for the phoning Iago Aspas
>0.83 Pogbas for the attacking Pogba
>3 players on crutches
What a farce.
>Cripplechester Crutchnited
>>76100371
yeah fuck off
Ibra with one leg > Rooney
>>76100379
Do customers actually think that? That's funny, none of the players are even from there
>>76100297
>that flag
>that disgusting food
>that post
Of course
>pooshited
>>76100386
>Iago Aspaa is good
The state of ur delusion knows no bounds
>>76100347
Yeah, the others being tall is definitely a factor. Apparently he's 5'8, which is only like an inch or two smaller than average. Those other guys average about 6'4'5, which is about 7 inches taller than the national average.
>>76100378
>>76100395
Fine, jeez.
I was only joking, no need to be rude.
>>76100297
What is the point of the mayonnaise?
>fellaini is actually playing in a europa league finale
>>76100379
Marcus Rashford is a local Manchester Lad
>>76100416
we were both out of order; but we've learned and moved on
>>76100405
Didn't say he's good, just that he's a Griezmann without meme celebration
Can't wait to so Rppney choke
>>76100297
>spreading food on bed
Do Lards really do this?
>>76100395
>>76100378
I thought you British faggots could take the banter?
>picking Smalling over Jones because he returned from injury sooner
LMAO. Literally gave the start to the player that pissed him off the least.
trips for tasty jew tears
>>76099949
Preparing for Ramadan m8?
>>76100420
If Mou wants to use him as a target for hoofballs and crosses, it can actually work and I can see him bully the kids Ajax use as defenders.
>>76100413
He's the same height as Pele. Not short for a footballer.
Zlatan ded
When will they learn?
>>76100438
hatespeech now???
>>76100435
>The top scorer at Euro 2016 is on the same level as a player who didn't even get picked for Euro 16
Really really makes me think
>>76099999
>>76100000
>>76100423
Indeed.
wtf happened to /bet/? I want to be smalltime and bet against my side.
>>76100378
>>76100395
I'm curious, are you guys seriously offended by that? Or are your reactions purely because that's what society tells you they should be?
>tfw 173 cm like Owen
Someone pls tell me he is actually 169
GO UNITED FUCKING WIN FUCKING WIN. YOU FOOKIN. TWATTS
Did you just see ajax come out in all white? See! even before the match they are surrendering.
Did you just see ajax come out in all white? See! even before the match they are surrendering.
Did you just see ajax come out in all white? See! even before the match they are surrendering.
>>76100487
Knew a girl who died in the attacks so yeah its pretty shitty
>>76100468
>judging players by international tournaments
Kek, because Hamez has had such a spectacular carreer in Madrid, right? Ironically enough, another unwanted luxury player Manure might end up with
>>76100454
>ywn clean Rio's sweaty feet
>EL final
>no Sevilla
Feels pretty weird.
>>76100487
do you often find yourself bemused in social situations
>>76100490
he is actually 177cm
>>76100490
173 is the ideal male height
anything taller and you risk arthritis, anything smaller and you risk marfound
Hey....why won't Manchester win tonight?
>>76100487
>>76100454
Leave Michael alone
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>>76100450
when was the last time fellaini actually scored a header?
>>76100490
I thought you were supposed to be our just-as-tall-brothers
>>76100511
>173 is the ideal male height
Just got an national emergency message on my phone telling me noot to come to Amsterdam, as it's too overcrowded.
WHERE IS /comfy/ THREAD
>>76100501
Well then my question isn't really aimed at you.
>>76100505
No, I'm not autistic. I'm just not emotionally very affected by things so detached from my personal daily life.
Ich mag dicke Titten, dicke Titten, die doll wippen.
>>76100519
Who let the Autismo touch the keyboard?
Daily reminder that the terrorist who did the attack was a man utd fan.
Please convert now for your own safety
Ajax & Juve masterrace reporting in
>>76100522
The goal that literally put them in the final
This is the first time in a long while that the city of stockholm has a white majority in it
>>76100523
I was 168 at 18, I'm 173 now at 22
Hoping that I'm just slow lads
Pray for me that I make it to 180
>>76100522
29th league game this season, against Boro
>>76100522
in the semi?
>>76100502
>Judging players by statistical comparison
In another thread someone posted Gareth McAuley and Barzagli side by side and McAuleys stats were better KEK
Get Fooked
>>76100535
>inb4 another ISIS+Manure customer blows himself up after 2 days when Ajax are still wining in 92nd minute
>>76100555
STFU YOU DUMB CUSTOMER
>>76100287
Reminder that they also boost the noise levels with speakers
plastic, PLASTIC, club
>>76100559
>ABU and ABR alliance
Eat shit autists
Will Mou remain as manager if Utd lose tonight?
>>76100551
i'm not being serious i was just joining in on the bants do you get me bruv
>tfw the tv license of the streamer you're watching expired
any quality streams la?
>>76100535
Well, in my home it's not exactly crowded. There's just me.
tfw my mates are watching the game on a big screen in Westerpark, but I don't like crowds
>>76100562
if it makes you feel better im 155
>Justin Kluivert starts on the bench, just as his father Patrick did in the 1995 Champions League final. He then came on + got the winner.
t. James Horncastle
I know Ajax beat FCK but...
I'm a ABU after all so...
Who /ajax/ here?
>>76100562
It'd be utterly shocking if you grew more than 1cm after 22
>>76100580
He shouldn't
>>76100556
does Allah accept sacrifices for making things happen?
>>76100584
E-e-e-erik?
manchester will get the bomb tonight lol check em
kek can't you for angry ABU posting here after 20 minutes because after 2 United goals, they loose interest
>>76100560
>>76100563
>>76100569
sorry I don't watch football
Do Yurops actually rate this trophy?
9000 seconds in paint
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>>76100589
>tits or gtfo
>underage b&
Pick at least one.
>>76100572
this pic seems creepily accurate now
d-do you guys think salman was a /sp/artan?
>>76100570
>Aspas - 19 league goals
>Griezmeme - 16 league goals
ABU statistical p-propaganda, right?
>mfw faggots in mainstream media are having a competition to show off who cares the least about Football because of the attack yesterday
Fucking faggots. "Oh look at me I don't enjoy football anymore because of terrorism! This sport is dumb and doesn't matter! Look how respectful I am"
>>76100602
>Allah
Even God is a customer
>>76100616
im manlet
>>76100562
Im about 175cm at 26 mate. Dont get your hopes up. Good advice in general.
are dutch people aryan. quick answer please.
>>76100559
Based
>>76100624
I hate this competition to look like decent human being so much.
>biggest game of this season
>no sticky
>>76100646
yes
>>76100619
He was one of the "English" customers getting bullied in every single Manure match thread until he snaped.
>>76100650
Exactly.
>>22
COME. ON MANURE DO IT. FOR MANCHESTER YOU FOOKIN OVERRATED TWATTS!
>>76100562
had a little guy in my class who was below 170 in the final year. sawhim a year later and he was taller than me (I'm 230 romanian manlet). there is hope
ps frogposting corrupts your growth
>>76100650
>virtue signalling
>being a decent human being
Pick one
>>76100646
Ajax is a jewish club
>>76100654
Is Milner handsome? I think he is.
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
>>76100665
>230cm is a manlet in Romania
CRINGE
>>76100654
So which final is Liverpool playing this season with such quality players?
>95% of /sp/ want Ajax to win
>>76100663
Fuck off.
dolberg pls score
>>76100679
He meant 130
>>76100683
>ABU mental illness spreading
I think I've got some trapped gas this evening, lads.
Also, any news on the line ups yet?
I was really struggling at work today lads. I just couldn't stop thinking about those poor children. Might have another cry, I'm just so sad.
>>76100683
this. Such ungreatful assholes who want islam to win and won't pray for manchester.
>>76099999
Yeeeeees nice anon
>>76100682
customer exposed
>>76100670
that's PSV jew propoganda
>>76100654
>Comparing Le Penalty Man to the greatest midfielder in world football
>>76100669
The logic is that if you don't pretend to be sad you care even less than people who change their facebook or whatever it's the latest meme.
>>76100624
lel, same thing happened here after that crazy russian attacked the BVB bus
tuchel basically blamed the attack for dortmund's loss vs monaco, claiming he and his players didn't care about the match anymore
>inb4 ManUtd players and ESPECIALLY mourinho will use that as an excuse if they lose tonight
>inb4 ManUtd they will celebrate the fuck out of tonight if they win, suddenly not giving a flying fuck about the terror attack
>>76100654
>>96
out of 100 desu senpai
>>76100670
Ajax sounds pagan to me.
>>76100535
I got 5 of them, while I live in the centre. But yeah, the pubs around here are packed.
>>76099933
homemade pizza and westmalle tripels
webms of Ibra in rehab training?
>>>/wsg/1697394
For me, it's Arkc vs Mah IOhañtea
>>76100704
then why did they hide Anne Frank?
>>76100700
Thats what all these ABUs are. Shitskin, muslim faggots who suck Arse dick and Serie A dick.
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
HEIL HITLER, KAMERADEN!
>>76100703
So how nice was it watching Liverpool beat Sydney FC in the Kangaroo-Wombat stakes?
>>76100691
no my height is 230. 130 is the weight of my penis plus testis satchels
>>76099877
no "no era penal"?
>>76100697
lol there he is
>implying this won't be 0-0 till extra time and fellani scores a tap in at the 113th minute
bet you bets lads
3-1 AJAX here
>>76100622
>Goals against Rayo Vallecano or on the same level as goals in the Euros and CL semi final
Wew Lad
>>76100624
football is just a game, it doesn't matter at all
MATA. TO START
MATA TOI. START
MATA TO START
LINGARD ON. THE BENCH
>>76100733
>Watching friendlies
was tucked up in bed m8
I have bet on Ajax 3-2 50/1
Drinks are me lads
It will go to penalties and Rooney will miss
cap it
>Tfw I know my stream will go to shit as soon as the match kicks off
Fuck casuals tuning in at the last minute
>>76100722
nice choice on the brews. Is the brewery under the windmill by the IJ still open in the east of Amsterdam?
>>76100725
FULL TIME ORCS
>>76100728
It was just a prank
>>76100741
why do brits only look good on TV?
>>76100731
>>76100732
>>76100742
you yourself are a beta lad
>>76100725
Those silly Russians.
Jooostice for the 22 la
>>76100624
Little kids got blown to pieces on british soil you idiot. This isnt some old footballer dying of cancer. Its obviously genuine.
>>76100753
I thought it was a cup final. Strange to travel halfway around the world to play a friendly.
Almost like they did it to attract customers.
>>76100741
1-4-5-2-3
>>76100758
BT are streaming it on YT, m8.
>>76100741
I hate that fucking cunt on the left and her stupid fucking blue steel expression in every fucking pic. CCCUUUUNNNTTT
Thinking about going to buy a bag of starburst, dunno, tho.
>>76099933
Just had ready made ceasar salad and a whole bunch of chicken wings. For the match I have Benediktiner Weissbier (one regular, one dunkel), and kaas-uierkruiers.
>>76100731
>>76100732
welcome /pol/
enjoy the match, but pls try to behave
Paul Pogba was restless.
He had just won his 4th Scudetto but he couldn’t sleep. The big one still eluded him. The only thing in his Career he still cared about. Getting 5 million twitter followers.
“Why does nobody care about me“ he said to himself, staring at his bin full of copa italias.
He looked up which club had the most Facebook followers and then sent Manchester united PLC a video of his talents.
After 2 weeks of no response, he phoned Raiola and asked what was up. Was their fax machine broken? Upon seeing the video Raiola started laughing.
“This is Manchester united, they don’t want to see goals and assists“.
Raiola compiled a highlights package of Pogbas best dabs and tweets and sure enough 10 minutes later the greatest businessman on the planet Ed Woodward was on the phone.
“How much for this man“ he demanded. 70m? Raiola was shocked into silence. Surely they can’t be willing to bid 70m for this clown.
Before he could speak again “Ed said fine, 100m then. “
When he walked into the training ground he saw his team mates. The greatest players in the world, Rooney and Ibrahimovic, still in their primes. He had seen them on the Nike advert.
He dabbed respectfully at Jesse Lingard and knew he had found his place, Dab University.
Fast forward a few months and once again Pogba couldn’t sleep. It was Wednesday night and he was on an economy flight to Qarabag. He had developed a phobia of Thursdays, and also the number 6. “It wasn’t meant to be like this”, he muttered.
"At least i have twitter". He looked at his hashtag that had been posted all over old Trafford, “At least they can do something right“.
What he saw dismayed him
“#Pogba is a dabbing lee Cattermole“
“Can you believe Manchester United spent 3 trillion Vietnamese dong on #Pogba? “
As he scrolled down, he burst into tears. His worst nightmare had come true, he had become a meme.
>>76100762
perhaps. I heard she was one of the highest ranking world hide and seek championship participants for that year.
>>76100744
well fuck off and go have a sad wank while watching the news then
*carves victoriously*
>nig shit
fuck off
Stream?
What the fuck is this.
mon the Jax
>>76100805
BT Sport's Youtube channel
>>76100785
Ty m8
we dem mouyes boys
>>76099933
Just came from some fancy bistro which had taco night with Mexican beers, pretty shite desu.
Now eating my favourite chips (Crocky) and drinking Coca Cola zero
>>76100794
is this fresh pasta?
>>76100777
>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY THINGS ANYMORE, NOTHING IS IMPORTANT ANYMORE
>>76100794
Really says everything about the 'Quality' in the Italian league outside of Juve where Pogba made his name.
>>76100770
>gypsy "banter"
thanks for keeping our gold thou
COME ON JUAN MATA. YOU FOOKIN TWAT!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
GLORY GLORY TO THE DUTCH!
>>76100794
>Reddit spacing
You have to go back
>>76100706
>Pogba
>greatest midfielder in world football
>>76100741
That's a brothel I would regret walking into
>'groid choons
Not for it
As a United fan how long should i avoid /sp/ if we lose?
>Rap
END BT END
>Manchester United
>0 (zero) players from Manchester
>barely any players from england
>management are portugese
Niqqers were a mistake
wtf is happening
>>76100673
He's not ugly. Just really healthy with average features. You could do much much worse.
>>76100006
Everyone here is either an Arsenhole or Liverpoop fan.
>>76100778
a nation full of them judging by your defense of Manure
>>76100794
kek
*dabs respectfully*
Sticky when?
WHO AJAX HERE
>>76099805
the fuck is this nigger shit LOL
go holland
OY U FOOKIN TWATS I FOOKIN KILL YA IF YA TRY TO FOOKIN FOOK WITH ME!
DIS DOZN ZLIP!°!!!!!!!!
MANURE ALL THE WAY FOOKIN AI!
>>76100820
Are you having problems?
>>76100843
Aren't having average features pretty much what makes you attractive though?
Any /yfmoc/ man in?
TWENTY FOUR KEY MAGIC IN THE AIIIRRRR
>>76100794
lel pretty sure thats how the actual convo with woodward went
>Was their fax machine broken
Ready to witness my northern brethren blow >mouyes the fuck out
>the audience is 90% customers
wew lad
GETTTINN TUUUUUURRRRNNNNEEDD ONNNNNNNN
GET OUT THERE AND EXPLODE
>>76100850
I hope never
>>76100858
such slippery moves
>muh customers
Ajax isn't much better
MOU YES
>>76100828
>>76100829
Stop making it about the attack. Fucking hell.
Mata will score the opener
>tfw too intelligent for the europoor league
>>76100675
Schönen Abend noch, Kamerad!
>>76100836
>we
>>76100794
This is why british banter is famed the world over
if you are backing ajax you're an ISIS sympathiser desu
>>76100872
Not sure. Do you mean symmetrical maybe?
>slam poetry
Fuck off BT
>>76100794
Saved to manure.txt
>>76100828
>>76100829
damn
>>76100838
>Name
>Rashford/Lingard/(Academy: Pogba/TFM)
>Rashford/Lingard/Jones/Carrick/Rooney
>English managers
Literally 1 less homegrown player than Ajax have you faggot
WE STAND STRONG TOGETHER
THAT'LL SHOW THE MEAN GUYS!
>Friends Arena
M A D
G A Y
calm down, it was only a little bomb
>tfw no statuesque renaissance statue Italian qt husbando
who /pol/ here?
"Friends" arena
CHOOSE MANCHESTER
NOW 10% OFF
thinking about taking a trip to Sweden, any advice?
match won't kickoff at exactly 7:45
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wtf happened to stiff upper lip. ISIS must be rubbing there hands about how fucking rustled everyone is acting.
Hate Ajax. Be Dutch.
Whatever happens, I win tonight lads.
THIS IS CRINGE
who /jihadist/ here?
>donate some of your wageslave money while you watch 20y/o millionaires kick a ball about
ah yes
>>76100794
Saved for a rainy day
>>76100927
those disgusting ears
>caring about the loser cup
Daily Reminder nobody has actually survived The Mou
>muh terrorism
>Bt Sport think all of the UK want united to win
>Literally 90% of the UK want Ajax to win still
Cringe
>>76100929
Mickey the Aryan reporting in
Hope England loses and gets exposed as a meme league and nation once again. As is tradition.
WE DEM MOUYES BOYS FASSY WE DEM MOUYES BOYS
CityUnited to 7800
pay up piggies
this shit is 100% guaranteed to go to penalties
Have you donated to manchester goys?
22 DEAD
22 DEAD
MANCHESTER
>those Manure plastic flags
>>76100936
Malmo
bit mad that rooney blew £500,000 in 2hrs at the casino
>Playing in away kit
REEEEEEEEEE
>>76100949
what sup slovakia, cant take strong independent cup huh?
qt lolis
>jewish flag in ajax crowd
haha, joden zijn het toch
>>76100943
funfact: you could unironically get arrested for posting this here these days
>>76100939
Modern britain likes to fellate itself in any way it can. Stuff upper lip attitudes only exist so everyone can admire themselves for having a stuff upper lip attitude, rather just moving on.
cheeky bid on a explosion la desu
>>76100958
>Meanwhile the German league memes never even got into any finals
What a strong and handsome aryan league.
>>76100965
A bag of M&Ms to the Wayne Rooney on the bench foundation
>>76100949
It's a win-win for ABUs.
>Manure succeed, it's a fucking EL
>Manure fail, they've choked in a fucking EL
My Dutch boys.
>no celebrations
>no parties
>holidays cancelled
>no press conferences
>won't celebrate this victory with a parade
"WE WERE ON A BREAK" arena
Do you guys like Manchester United?
Let's beat those brats.
>He doesn't mute streams, and listen to music instead
make match thread pls
>>76100981
funfact: no
>>76100968
Yes and?
>United are 90 minutes away from being the 2nd most successful English club this season
Love this anthem lads
alcohol desu
Europa League music. Does anyone even know it? So shit and forgettable
>>76100959
what's a fassy
what's a what's a what's a fassy
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
nice little rainy day to watch a match eh lads
who /comfyasfuuuuck/ here
>>76100980
That's Netherlands for you
(((They))) didn't even bother with a controlled opposition candidate that isn't a jew
>grinning asshole kids two days after tragedy struck
UEFA truly doesnt give a shit
>Alexei Lalas
N-nooooooo!
>>22
>>76100877
shit blue h and m blue shirt
black jeans
only sign of a bulge is the crease in the jeans
primark socks
womans drink
tv that takes up a third of your room
games console
actually crosses his legs
nice one
We saw the kids noice
>>76100999
>streams
>>76100976
cucked
>>76099860
Mo chara... ;_;
>>22
>>76101008
mate they aren't gonna win
>>76100985
>texan humour
My grandfather was born during the Japanese occupation. He was the son of a Japanese soldier and a comfort woman. He went on to marry a Chinese immigrant and produced my dad, who went on to marry another Chinese girl. So as you can imagine, my family tree is really yellow but looks nowhere near as much piss as Pogba does every time he steps on to the pitch.
>>76100981
I doubt they operate in Colombia desu
>>76100991
Thank you for your patronage.
>>76101003
yes you could ahmed, so don't even try it
Hope United lose after all this circle jerking tbqh. Where was everyone saying they hope Chelsea win the league after the London attack?
>>76100949
>Getting relegated to Serie B
KEK
>>76100919
So, zero
>>76100996
based sitch
>>76101018
kys degenerate weedfag
>>76099999
Minutely reminder that the good guys will win.
>>76101018
Manure gonna lose
AJAX YOU'RE QUITE A PROFESSIONAL, BUT IN THIS BUSINESS
>>76100913
A nose that's not too big or too small. A chin that's not too wide or too narrow. Eyes that aren't too big or too small. Having everything be average, and yes symmetrical, is what makes an attractive face. Then throw in low bf% to make your features sharper and you've got a classically handsome guy.
official ABU stream here:
streams.notahoneypot.me
>>76101001
havent seen you here for literal days ah sheli
How explosive this game will be
>>76100949
>>76100991
are there three of us now?
Dolberg linked with Liverpool
The 22 deads lads thid wont fuuking sliped
SAY NO TO RACISM
I love trans lads
i was going to say this is the second time muslims are gonna blow manchester the fuck out this week but then i remembered every man u fan is from london
>>76100998
Get back in the well.
>>76099999
Checked & praise be!
wtf i love manchester now
>>76101057
we are anonymoos we are leejun xD
>>76101018
clean that shit
also
>dabbing
enjoy dementia
That united starting 11 is just abysmal, how much did they pay for that shite
>>76101057
slovaks are multiplying!
manchester BTFO (again)
shhhhh lads
new thread
>>76101070
>>76101070
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
make
a
new
bread
It will end 2-2 after 90 minutes to honor the 22 dead.
And then someone of the injured will have to be sacrificed. Then it will end 2-3 AET.
>>22
>22 deads
>22 players
mmmmmmmm
>>76101055
manchester arena level desu
Liverpool fans did it la
>>22
>Dutch ""people""
>>76101057
Customers gonna have a heart attack kek
>>22
>>76101084
1 billion
>>22
Imagine being a fucking idiot who shout during a minute of silence
>Smalling
>Fellaini
>>22
has dalbey blind succesfully fought baldness? wonder if wayne rooney gave him tips? why no one talks about this
Swedes showing their lack of class. What else can you expect from Muslims...
Why are they standing around like twats?
>minute of silence
>give the finger
fucking brits
Utd midfield is going to get torn apart and Blind will cost them a goal.
That applause was nice.
SILENCE
Ladies and gentlemen please join us in a minute of silence for our fallen hero.
>>76101149
le stork leg man
>applauding the terrorists
Fuck yeah United lads.
Fuck Liverpool, fuck the Irish.
We beat the IRA scum and we'll beat the Muzzies too
GGMU
>>76101149
He's the backwards man, he can walk backwards fast as you can.
Just telling you all right now that you must NOT shitpost about United or Pogba.
Thank you.
>"gebeurtenis in manchester" ipv islamitische zelfmoordaanslag
>>76101177
>Digits
Scouse love mudslimes! GGMU
Fucking Ajax Kids!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Poogba
So this is the mighty Ajax of Amsterdam
Ajax to win 1-0 and Mouyes' boreball comes back to kick him in the nuts
routine 2-0 win for the english
fucking dutch flapping all over the shop already
READY TO GET CuCKED MANURE?
*dabs*
SIKE haha
>tfw forgot to stock the fridge with beer
Z I G G O
I
G
G
O
>>76101277
Oh great, the spic is here too.
ive always been somewhat confused about, and perhaps someone can clarify for me, what exactly is the point of holland?
is it not entirely fucking pointless?
>>76101299
That makes two of us mi hermano
>>76101177
>gave back entire country cos a couple of eejits with flare guns killed your fat old retired soldiers
>W-we're keeping a bit of the t-top tho, cos Scotland is making us
>"beat" the Irish
>>76101101
who dis qt
>>76101313
>the eternal anglo
I wish pogba wouldn't were tops that tight. very distracting
mods pls sticky
>FELLAINI
>>76101341
>lose half your country
>"win"
>>76101220
Doesn't have anything to do with the Islam.
>thread is already dead
GO MAN UTD GO MAN UTD GO MAN UTD GO MAN UTD GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
jsut
Who's the hitlerjugend playing for ajax
Wtf since when looks valencia so huge? Must have been or still is taking something considering he also has to run 10km in every game.