/tennis/ French Open

>4 days before RG
>Rogério Dutra Silva had to retire

Heartbreaking moments

>>76099276
>>76099226

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>The Idris Elba as Rolad Deshain in the Stephen King Timeless Classi, The Dark Tower

I hate blaxploitation now =\

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>>76099160
>It never goes to 5 sets
I wonder why

I hope everyone is behaving well in mu absence.

ima post in here

>all these people getting injured right before RG

Clay was a mistake

>>76099363
grass is way slippery

>>76099160
>2004 Gaston Gaudio Guillermo Coria 0-6 3-6 6-4 6-1 8-6
The match that killed Coria.

>out of THREE threads /tennis/ picks the faggiest of all to post

>>76099398
Are you surprised the faggots here flock to a multi-threading autist?

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this subreddit is so autistic

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>>76099406

>this autistic thread

the dodin one isnt much better but its still better than this shit

>refusing 2 go into the thread with the actual tennis god

>>76099188

plebs

>>76099374
Very slippy G

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>>76099420

DUDE

Hamou looks like manlet Tsonga

I bought a Eurosport subscription to watch the Roland Garros online.

What can I say, they give me replays at 404p (resolution).

I could find better streams for free.

Nah, OP can fuck off. Not gonna post here any further. Especially because I suspect that this swiss OP is the nigger loving autist.

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you just KNOW

As if a nigger wasn't bad enough we now have a Greek among us

>>76099481
I'm not Greek

>>76099477
>send message

Well what are u w8ing for kikel?

>>76099465
Their livestreams have better quality.

>>76099481
oh fuck to you shit ass thread then

>>76099504
It's cheap af but they should buy some more servers. Anything below HD isn't justifiable for a commercial product in 2017.

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>>76099465
Name and shame the company

>>76099481
It's fine with me as long as he has a appeasing waifu.

>>76099513
Agreed. Their replay system is also run by complete idiots. At least when I bought a subscription last time.

Some random matches where missing.

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>>76099481
hes cool. masha/wta guy - thats okay in my book:)

>>76099534
Supposedly replays aren't even included in the package (only some "best of" videos), but 2 random (full) matches showed up in my stream today.
>>76099541
I am a different person

>>76099477
shes cute, is that really what hungarians look like?

>>76099160
based

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Matches on clay are so fucking random to me. Tell me what to focus on.

>>76099625
>so fucking random
what did he mean by this

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>>76099625
the ball

>>76099653

*holds up spork*

>>76099561
are you the fat Greek, Nikos?

>>76099568
My grandmother is Hungarian and looks like a crow so nod really

>>76099625
Probably because players have so much time when receiving the ball.

It's a bit harder to pressure someone.

>>76099625
>frogposter

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me on the left

>>76099712
jenny a cute

>>76099687
Groundstrokes, defensive tennis, upper body strength, stamina seem to be more important on clay.

Who wins RG? im thinking svitolina now that halep is out

Players should be allowed to skip clay season without getting fined desu

>>76099803
mladenovic

>>76099803
Mugu

>>76099687
agree. thats why you hit it as hard as you can with no angle and dont forget to GRUNT/SCREAM/WAIL as loud as you can at the same time to distract your opponent. hopefully they will be caught by surprise and give you a short ball

>>76099803
literally who knows

women are shit and there will be many chokes in the first round alone

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shes gonna look damn good in this dress

adidas is the patrician tennis brand

>>76099803
Is she definitely out? I thought it was only a possibility.

>>76099898
yeah shes out, so is siegmund who was having a nice clay season

>>76099898
50/50 chance

will probably be out, but even if she play she won't do well

>>76099883
What place is that?

Looks like they just pasted it over en entrance door

>>76100076
im not sure. its probably just posted over a window or something in france

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carina serving 4 the match

upd8: carina 1

Got 3 weeks of vacation. How to not work?

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>>76100458
go to the french open dude

>>76100494
Wish I still had the money for that

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>>76100637
>work
>dont have money

what do you mean by this?

>>76100458
Go to Stuttgart?

>>76100672
Bought an apartment recently, purging that credit leaves me not very much. At least unless I get a raise.

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>>76100698
literally why would anyone do that?
>>76100720
what is your job? single unit or a complex?

>>76100774
>literally why would anyone do that?
Mercedes Cup.

>>76100774
Trade, mainly food production machines & some other electronics. Bit of sales & logistics.

3 room apartment in a pretty big complex. Got a good offer though since I had already rented it for 5 years.

>>76100912
export me a 3d food printer pls

>>76100458
>3 weeks
What's it like being first world?

>>76101058
How many days do you get? Legal minimum here is 20 per year for a 5 day week. I got 28 in my contract.

>>76101311
thats communism, good americans work all the time

>>76101311
2 weeks and if you don't use it in one year it doesn't carry over to the next year so everyone takes December off.

>>76101492
Jesus, I would call in sick so often.

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please save us kyrGOAT

>>76102701
kc tier

>>76102825
>don't mention the perpetrator and let me live in my safety bubble of ignorance

>>76102701
but muslims gave free taxi rides tho

>>76103135
Those were Sikhs. But liberals are so ignorant I bet they can't tell the difference.

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>>76103124
this is /tennis/

>>76102744
This.
Also, i have a chance to catch Krystina Pliskova - Caroline Garcia tomorrow, will it be a waste of time? They're not even hot.

fuck off with your /pol/ shit

>>76103293
caroline garcia is p hot my man

>>76099472
t. hitler's dog

>>76099160
>2004 Gaston Gaudio Guillermo Coria 0-6 3-6 6-4 6-1 8-6
Christ, this choke.

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kontaviet is actually pretty cute

>>76104212
i want to kill myself every time

if Coria had won, he would have won many Grand Slams after that

but choking completely killed his mind and will to play

>>76105338
At least Argentina won either way. 3/4 were Argentinians and both finalists. Not bad.

Please tell me a player who is much worse playing on clay

>>76105715
Any American they usually skip clay tournaments

>>76105314
not bad 2bh

>>76105715
Federer, Tsonga, Murray

Can you bet on sets, like if Murrie will even win one set at RG?
t. can't bet

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>>76106342
you can bet on anything

>>76106342
bet on the date nadal appears with a shaven head

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>>76107281
you get 1000-1 odds for any date

hit up my line :)

>>76107831
me on the right

>>76107831
how can a professional """"""""""athlete""""""""" have such skeletal arms?

>>76107956
Because the WTA is a meme but at least she isn't a hamplanet like the rest of them.

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>>76107996

>>76108018
Exactly. Perfect eample of a hamplanet

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>>76108067
>

>>76108067
rude

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How big is ur cock?

Mine actually gets bigger when I look at this pic

>>76108700
>liking gypsies

>>76108979
t. ratface slav lover

>>76109010
absolutely. aryan or nothing

>>76109019
>slavs
>aryian
is this m8 srs?

>>76108700
Had to search through pages of Tennis Warehouse posts to find who this picture is of. Worrying amount of michael-posting there

based michael

>>76109042
right on time

I think I've got my drinking under control. Now I only drink alone

>>76109235
Now if only you could graduate in less than 10 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3kcPc8VuZA

guys what the actual fuck

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>>76109254
>what the actual fuck
>redditovic
>uniqlo

>>76107956
Huge hands though.

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>>76109285

>>76109296
Fucking Aristotle man, the first autist in human history.

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>>76109285
gabe, have you ever had monkey souP?

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>>76109322
i recokon he has

>>76109319
But in a good way

>>76109322
No, that's disgusting; I never heard of anyone eating monkey either.

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>>76109331
hehe

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>>76109332
which part of brasil r u from

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>>76109345
sopa, you say?

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>>76109377
si, uma delicia

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>>76109387
a delight!

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>>76109417
note bad

>>76109345
Rio.

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>>76109441
then you MUST know him and the local delicia cuisine!

>>76109441
how was work?

I love umadelícia posting

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>>76109516
for me, i love tennis

also the aesthetic of this jpg

>>76109558
i bet you rate fight club too...

>>76109577
t robert paulson

>>76109587
t. unemployable neet

>>76109487
Boring.

>>76109598
what do you do gabe?
i want to kms almost every day at work too

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>>76109589
i am employed and rich af, try again

>>76109608
t. frogposter

youre not convincing anyone mate, not even michael

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>>76109621
>frogposters aren't alpha rich dudes

your poor is showing

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>>76109604
he is a pimp

what do u do?

>>76109604
I work in a small store. No life prospects whatsoever.

>>76109672
i work in a sopa kitchen xDDdd

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>>76109672
>maria's tits 404 not found

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>>76109675
has it ever been robbed?
are your coworkers at least cool?
any qts?

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>>76109700
Small tits and big hips is the most patrician choice.

>>76109731
No, my boss is a bit shady though. Yes and no, it's an older chatty lady.

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>>76109764
>this is gabes ideal woman

>>76109787
Sharapova? Only her body though, she seems like a typical vapid rich girl otherwise.

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i literally only browse /sp/ /int/ & /g/

certain times i go to /biz/ to laugh at poor retards who punt on penny stocks as well

>>76109885
i only visit /tennis/, /bleep/, and /heem/ (on saturdays)

ive been here so long that even without going to the other boards, i somehow am aware of every meme in current use, which concerns me deeply desu

>>76109925
>/heem/

>>76109787
>>76109764
these two players are the best to be fans of in wta

>>76110040
t. kikel

>>76109885
Used to post on /lit/ a lot but the discussion quality had dropped to rock bottom levels in the past few months. Now it's /tennis/ and /classical/ (only lurk though).

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who /n/ here

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>>76110344
>/lit/
What was quality about Harry Potter?

>>76110738
>bible at 64 and Faust at 65
>trash like gravitys rainbow and infinite jest in the top 10

gets me every time

>>76110344
Recommend me a composition. Romantic.

>>76110738
There were good philosophy and political discussions.

>>76110738
>catcher in the rye and the great gatsby
lmao you can tell what grade these posters are in

>>76110822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-DqO_D1g1g

>this thread
I guess this is what happens when there are no good tournaments/Federer isn't playing.

>>76110878
It's like this most nights tbqh

>>76111087
night time /tennis/ is the only time worth posting at imo. memes and comfy vaguely-tennis-flavored convo

daytime is just autistic europeans and waifuposters

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>>76111151
you are now imagining how boss Argentina would be if LVG wasmanager

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y'all doing anything special for memorial day ?

>>76111244
we have national holiday to day and I am doing absolutely nothing.

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>>76111244
will call my brothers (both military)

hby kikel?

>>76111228
e l i t e hoof game. few understand this

>>76111244
fucks a memorial day. may 25th is may revolution day in argentina.
I'll try and get a few assignments done and study for midterms. or maybe just catch up w/ 4chan

>>76111297
thank you for their service. i'm going to panama city beach for the week

>>76111151
>daytime is just autistic europeans and waifuposters
I like the autism minus the swiss poster the waifushit gets annoying especially kikel and the black one

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>>76111336
i don't spam waifus when the thread is moving fast and people are actually discussing shit tho .. this is an imageboard after all

>The Federer–Nadal rivalry (known colloquially as Fedal) is between two professional tennis players, Roger Federer of Switzerland and Rafael Nadal of Spain. They are engaged in a storied rivalry, which many consider to be the greatest in tennis history.[a] They have played 37 times, most recently in the final of 2017 Miami, and Nadal leads their thirteen-year-old rivalry with an overall record of 23–14.

> Nadal also leads the head-to-head of their 12 Grand Slam matches (9–3), with five of these wins on the clay courts of Roland Garros, and two of the losses on grass at Wimbledon.

Nice """rivalry"""

>tennis

thoughts????

>>76109636
pure cancer

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>>76110344
gabe, fan of gabe?

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looks like halep is back

>>76112609
some parts of her are still missing

Post rare Dashas.

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>>76111336
>kikel and the black one
This level of dumb is scary for /tennis/ fans everywhere. Are you inviting any more of your.. bros?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/may/25/atp-world-tour-finals-tennis-london-till-2020-new-title-sponsor-nitto
This kills the Nadal

>>76112811
stupid

should have it in a country that doesn't have a slam, you can play indoor hardcourt fucking anywhere

>>76112818
>not playing on clay during Siberian winter

>>76112818
It's been held before in Shanghai, Lisbon, Hanover, Frankfurt, Stockholm and Barcelona.
Rio could be a good place since they'e hosted the Olympics.

>>76112904
just be glad shit is held at euro times, us east cost would be acceptable as well.

>>76112818
o2 an amazing arena, but we've had our turn and should pass it on

>>76112930
It will go to the oil lands next, anyway

Actually I'm surprised they didn't move after 2018.
Running a 500 tournament seems hardly appropriate for the shieks.

>>76112950
I can go along with that, as long as they build a paradise island venue.

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DJOKASSI

>>76112904
Have you seen how Rio's olympic facilities look nowadays?

>>76113293
This will either work really well or end in a total catastrophe.

no middle ground

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Based Eurosport

>>76113398
Kuzmova got even thiccer

>>76101492
lol even 28 days sounds little to me

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where r all the carina photos?

>>76113491
see >>76101439

>>76110838
the great gaysby is unironically a terrific novel and u should be ashamed

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>>76113504
hello

>Andre Djokadile

>>76110344
such a patrician this gabe

>>76112950
Doesn't Dubai want to stay as 500 IIRC?
>>76113302
Nope
>>76113319
Middle ground is possible too

>>76101439
cuck'd

>>76113591
Only in virtual life can someone think I'm patrician.

>>76111244
todays is the day of Jesus Christs journey to heaven day in Finland, AKA Chritst flys to heaven day

>>76113675
Today is Mauno's day.

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>>76111244
Reading and watching tennis desu

>>76113599
>http://time.com/4672303/rio-olympics-venues-pictures/
Nowadays, only Maracaná looks kinda good, and that's because of the teams that play football there, Flamengo and Fluminense.

Novandre Agovic

>>76113687
Goat book for when ur a teen.

>>76113699
Novcuck Djocuckvic

>>76113698
letting third world countries host the olympics is always a mistake

i've never read a novel in my life. does that make me dumb ?

>>76113675
cook a turkey or somethin'

Steve Johnson is like a caricature of an American tennis player. He has been so occupied by bench pressing and serving that he literally cant hit a backhand
>>76113717
>he didn't read The underground man at 17 and realize his life was gonna be shit

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Do we have to pretend that RG will be competitive?

>>76113742
I'm bit of an atheist tho, also a Turkey? You think Im a millionaire or something?

>>76113698
They are using the tennis stadium for beach volley now.
>>76113733
Only 3rd world countries are corrupt enough to accept it, Olympics is flushing public money down the toilet.

>>76113767
I live in a third world shithole and I can afford turkey, what's your excuse?

>>76113783
beach volleyball is pretty comfy. it was my favorite event at rio tb.h

>>76113744
Read notes from underground when I was like 21. Love it to this day.

>>76113740
Just American.

>>76113754
novak or nick will save tennis bby

>>76113819
well whats the point of reading fiction? the stories were made for entertainment before the likes of tv and film

>>76113828
KyrGOAT won't do much in RG.

y the fuck do they have a DJ rapping in Geneva tennis breaks? seems a bit retarded
>>76113787
Im a student literally living on government handouts, haven't worked a day since like october

also bullshit that you can afford an entire Turkey, those are expensive for sure, the most expensive meat I buy is minced meat, unless its some sick sale
>>76113799
one of my favourites, very good entry level Dostoyevsky to hook you, like with the drug theory thing (what is it called? where you smoke weed and soon enough you are shooting heroin?)

>>76113828
>Djochokic
>Doing anything
This is clay baby, where the men play

>>76113864
You might learn where capital letters go

>>76113864
The notion of entertainment is radically different depending on where and when a book is written. Mostly is not even close to the 21st century American type of entertainment.

>>76113917
und le full stops?

>>76113903
> (what is it called? where you smoke weed and soon enough you are shooting heroin?)

Its gateway theory, Notes from the underground is a good gateway to reading Crimes and punishement

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fresh camila coming thru

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>>76113864
Entertainment, you say?

>>76113923
nice argument for cultural relativism

>>76113934
No.

>>76113975
>this Jordan Peterson level of insight

>>76113975
So you're sying to me that 19th Century Russians liked to spend their Sunday evenings watching Handegg and sharing memes on Kikebook?

>>76113940
Gateway theory is fucking stupid btw

>>76113956
an autistic jewish tennis player

incredible

>>76113940
I read crime and punishment no problem and I cannot get through notes for the life of me

Not sure if I'm retarded or just don't care about this, what seems to me as, adolescent-as-an adult edgy pseud drivel

>>76113993
Jealous of my supreme intellect?
>>76114001
Pretty much yeah

btw is this the most intellectual thread in the history of /sp/ >>76086763
>>76114005
I used to think so when I smoked weed only, now Im a degenerate user of multiple substances, so I aint sure no more

>>76114027
>Kant GK

wtf

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looks like mother petra will be playing RG. is she the most likable player in the wta ?

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>>76114001
>watching Handegg

>>76114027
you are just retarded my man.
>>76114022
we'll c&p is unironically one of the best novels ever written so theres that. ummm maybe stop using words like pseud and u can c how qood notes is

>>76114022
>adolescent-as-an adult edgy pseud drivel
I mean it is a bit, its sort of the Russian Catcher in the Rye I suppose. But it's also a fucking masterpiece.

I relate to the main character and his autism of too much consciousness too much. Maybe you are too much of a normie to get it

lit nerds leave reeeeee i can't relate.

>>76113293
>spent years not coaching and complaining he hated tennis
>comes back as a coach
What's wrong with Methgassi?

>>76114053
If using a cheat code in life to feel better is retarded, then by all means I am a fucking retard

>>76114026
Sigh. Either way, every man is a product of their time, if you think this is a direct argument for moral or cultural relativism (whatever the fuck does this mean) you are just as brainwashed as SJWs and college leftits (sic).

>>76114027
not autistic enough to care about arguments based on 'sports team' composed of philosophers. The Monty python philosophy football sketch is enough 4 me

>>76114074
i am a SJW. Fuck whitey

>>76114060
nah I think I get it, I just find it lame, like catcher in the rye

Haven't finished it tho so w/e

>>76114027
>now Im a degenerate user of multiple substances
Me too m8, but the fact remains that the vast, vast majority of people who smoke weed don't move onto anything 'harder' (at least in the US; I'm not sure of studies elsewhere).
If there's one thing that can be described as 'gateway', it's alcohol. And it's just an assumption, but surely everybody who tries crack for the first time would be a little bit tipsy at least.

>>76114109
take the true dostoypillski and read demons

>>76114037
should be a midfielder, linking up the rationalists and empiricists

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>>76114045
She's a fine specimen

~300th ranked man vs a woman ranked in top 5, on womans serve the man has to return from the T

who wins?

>>76114179
Love her Jew nose.

>>76114201
I suppose a women's first serve is somewhere around the speed of a men's second serve?

>>76114225
not a jew nose you goddamn retard

i have a thing for bold noses

>>76114249
No need to be rude.

>>76114249
>bold noses
Is that what the ch-sen people are calling it these days?

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I bet she makes a good mother

>>76114282
not hooked noses, but bold noses such as vikas

Misha Zverev is in the semis of Geneva , first consecutive wins since Aussie open for him

>>76114249
don't you have a jewish penis, being american and all?

radek stepanek banged her and probably most of the wta

>>76114321
>Not showing all matches
I hate our media situation so much

>>76114321
french open winner confirmed?
>>76114340
it is the case that my foreskin was forcibly taken without my blessing when i was an infant

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When did Americans start removing their foreskin?

>>76114352
are you on some Eurotrip Croatian guy?

>>76114352
you a gypsy mr croatia? Also r u going 2 see the garcia match?

It's hot in Briton today, too hot, gonna listen to latest Sam Harris in the garden, my computer is cooking my room.

Liberal tennis fans on Twitter (why does tennis attract this type do much?) are going nuts.
https://twitter.com/AP_Sports/status/867728714028785664

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>>76114403
>not playing Mosley's speeches, full volume, on gramaphone

>>76114444
because she's a stupid old cunt?

>>76114233
If the woman is the female equivalent of BIG SERVIN Isner, maybe.

>>76114444
Based Maggie Court. The Iron Maiden of the tennis court

>>76114444
saw this. absolutely baded

>>76114474
The biggest issue with the wta isn't necessarily their first serve sino the complete lack of a second serve of any quality whatsoever by virtually every player.

>>76114444
STILL MORE SLAMS THAN GORILLIAMS

>>76114523
except the queen masha ofc

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>>76114464
>mosely

are you that jordan peterson level bitch?

>>76114444
>ex
>former
regardless of your opinion about her, she's still a great of sport

24 > 23

>>76114554
kek, an ozzy torn between prejudice and nationalism

who makes these off threads like these >>76111451

why not just post that here in the general?

>>76114580
>implying anyone here talks about tennis
lmao just lmao

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>>76114201
have this for context

>>76114545
just looked up a youtube video of that guy. is it autism?

>>76114403
You're a pleb Harry, Chomsky banged your boyfriend, sorry to tell you that m8

>>76114621
>is it autism?
autism has lost all meaning, if you're a frogposting simpleton then he's your guy

listening to some hootie and the blowfish. 90s music is so comfy. darius rucker is an example of a good southern black guy

>>76114626
He is trolling because he thinks my bait posts, of which the content is full of autism so often found on the cosmopolitan-right, are my beliefs.

t expert of British culture

>>76114650
if you're not sure what post-modernism is but you're scared of it that guy is for you

>>76113675
oh shit, Easter was in April. he stuck around for like a whole month? I didn't think it was that long
>>76114444
>corporations taking social stances
>famous people letting their private beliefs known to the public
>public giving a shit about what the famous person believes
retarded, the lot of them

>>76114675
true, same for the cultural- marxism boogeymon

>>76114698
that is your fault mr mossad

>>76114674
cheers Michael

>>76114701
why is it that the right is incapable of subtlety

>>76114698
You summed it up well, my man. A triple lock of stupidity

>>76114698
please do not make fun of christianity, thank you

>>76114730
>t. Margaret Court

>>76114701
I really like saying KULTUR BOLSHEVISMUS

Sounds funnier

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>>76114730
>southerners

>>76114730
but now i really want to

>>76114758
t. ahmed mohammed

whatchu doing guys?? :)

Im looking through Robin Söderling results and feeling sad in my pyjamas while sitting on the floor ):

>>76114778
watching tennis, eating almonds

>>76114791
drinking beer and working the garden, on break now

>>76114815
haha the German said work

>>76114815
>beer

degenerate af

>>76114830
you planning to live forever?

>>76114390
i work on a ship and my onboard IP is german, always. but i am in strasbourg right now.
>>76114391
nope, too late. it was supposed to start more than 2 hours ago.

>>76114880
if allah wills it

>>76114885
sounds epic. what do you do on ship? boilerman?

>>76114885
Are you a bosun?

>>76114815
been a bit inspired by a you lad, gonna go to the park with a book, some chips and a beer, you can post when you die

>>76114913
>>76114917
it's a passenger ship, american guest. i'm on the front desk, night shift.

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>>76114943
>american
>that croatian guy

>>76114963
t. has never been to split