Predictions?

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>>76095396
cant wait for him to score the winner

At least 85 dead spectators

>dat explosive manure team

sweden yes

sky execs told me its going to extra time

dunno the final result yet

6-1

Ajax to completely dismantle the dab university team.

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If he scores will /sp/ finally apologize?

>>76095396
Ajax pulling off a 1-0 in ET.

2-1 United

Jesus, this is today? Why not Saturday, what else is there to do? They would get much bigger ratings.

We will literally destroy Ajax

They are nothing

They have no threatening players

We will win 5-0

Ajax to take an early lead and take it to 2-0 before half time with great football. Then Ajax collapses and Manure bring it back to 2-2. In extra time, Ajax is exhausted and United is keeping on the pressure, but then Dabman gets a red for violent dabbing. Ajax score from the free kick. Final score: 3-2.

Ajax wins 3-1

>>76095396
>Mourinho in a big game
Boring 1-0 to United. To anyone predicting anything else, I hope you've enjoyed your first week of watching football

>>76095596
No one gives a fuck about europa league except manure customers, Ajax fans, and autistic football fans on a Mongolian Woodrafting forum

>>76095596
domestic cup finals are on next saturday and champions league final is after that

>>76095627
>except manure customers

Actually they don't care either

>There'll be no parade for Manchester United... even if they win in Stockholm
>The club say they have no plans to celebrate as most of the players will be going on holiday

>>76095627

I really like the Europa League. Has some really fun matchups and matches. Spanish teams make the later rounds a bit boring though

1-0 or 2-1 with Fellaini scoring the winner.

>>76095468
>for ajax

0-0 Ajax on penalties
Pogba misses the deciding penalty

>>76095778
>Pogba taking the deciding penalty
>He decides to dab furiously during his run up
>Misses horribly

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>>76095396
Sadly, any chance Ajax stood went down the toilet after the terrorist attacks. Not saying there will be refball, but they'll be politely instructed to take it easy and respect the dead people in Manchester. Europa League is irrelevant enough to rig it subtly and promote #Togetherness, and we all know who the muslim poster boy in sports is. Perfect chance to make him dab with the silverware and dedicate it to the victims, that's a headline everyone wants to see. Ajax have no reason to care, they're already qualified for CL and players are young and talented enough to compete for better trophies in the future, at bigger clubs.

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>>76095696
Kek

HAMAS
HAMAS

>>76096014
JODEN AAN HET GAS

Pogba scores 1 goal out of 26 chances created for him.

GOAT

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>>76096027
WORTH EVERY PENNY
EUROPEAN CHAMPION

Zlatan to tap in late goal with his knee, you heard it here

MIJN VADER ZAT BIJ DE COMMANDO'S

>>76095921
didn't read a word

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GOAT glass cleaner desu

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>le no room in skull for brain man

>>76096036
MIJN MOEDER ZAT BIJ DE SS

>>76096049
SAMEN VERBRANDDEN ZE JODEN

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>>76096037
>teenage pakis in charge of processing anything but short greentexts and images
tl;dr - Manure win tonight

Which country has the bigger immigrant problem? England or Holland?

>>76096078
enlgand for sure , no attack yet in holland
and
>rotherham

Your police seems to only care about virtue signalling and not looking racist, plus it seems to me britain is evolving in a ever more totalitarian police state.
>bin that knife save a life mate

>>76096078
>England
>muslim mayor of capital city, whole turban cities like Birmingham, ISIS blowing themselves and killing kids at a concert
>Holland
>Morrocans smoking weed in cafes
What do you think

>>76096078
England. Every somewhat bigger english city looks like fucking Berlin.

>>76095614
Didn't Porto score 3 and 4 in their finals? He got 2 with Inter too. For what it counts, 3 against Saints too.

Ajax are inexperienced kids and got a shitty defense, the only reason they got so far was the other teams choking even harder, should be a comfy 2-0 at least.

>>76096063
>even slovaks ABU-ness isn't enough to delude himself
Did you finally accept Grieseman coming too?

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Please make Mou cry Dutchies

2-1 for (((them)))

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>>76096121
Of course they're winning, but not for sport-related reasons. As elaborated earlier
>Griezmeme comming
Literally what every ABU wants, otherwise they could make good investments for once

>>76096078
>turk steals ur bike
>morrocan steals ur car radio
>drunk polish man drowns in ur lake

meanwhile half of bongland is considered a caliphate

Man Utd to go 1-0 up after 8 minutes then park the bus for the rest of the match

>>76096135
pls god no

then again, it is my fault getting my hopes up for an exciting game with mouyes

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damn, the dutch really got triggered with the immigrant question

>>76096161
It's a pointless number without stats for crime and the likes.

>>76096161
meanwhile your average >john doe has 30% chimpanzee DNA and can correctly name 1.432 countries on this map

>>76096063
not a letter

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>>76096277

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How does this make you feel?

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>>76096329
>mfw

>>76096078
Holland is poor as fuck so England.

>>76096390
Holland got a much better GDP per capita even before the incoming economical suicide.

>>76096329
Makes me angry. Like I wanna slap someone.

>>76096329
Couldn't begin to care

>>76096161
It's a fact of life. The difference is that socio-economics in the Netherlands are better than Britain which results in a more pacified immigrant population.
We've seen it in France, which has horrible employment options, and shitloads of problems with immigrants.

Cities like The Hague aren't much different from Birmingham. The poor people, 80% of which muslims, just got mildly better lives.

manure to win 3-1
no way ajax can beat them

> Ajax a team of nobodies and a starting eleven worth equal to that of the ManU right back.
> Manu a team of world stars

Ajax will get their ass handed to them. I really hope so! I want to see Dutch football emplode!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukoAyj3nt5g

>>76096514

>world stars

you are in the same final as them, they are all equal in skill

So this is why a ton of sunburnt anglos are here today

Not gonna lie, former United supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Manu crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let Mou get another UEFA

United will win by 1 goal and I am already mad about it.

>2016
>Liverpool reach the Europa League final
>Beat Augsburg, Villareal, Manchester United, and Dortmund in arguably the best game that cup has ever seen.
>United fans: "HAHAHAAHAHA WHAT THE FUK IS A UROPA LEEG"
>Liverpool lose in the final to the strongest Europa League side in the past 3 years.

>2017
>United draw to Rostov, lose to Anderlecht, lose at home to Celta Vigo, and go through in extra time.
>their opponents will be Ajax, a team with an average age of 12
>United fans "This is without a doubt the single greatest accomplishment in Jose Mourinho's football career. Those who fail to see that this is the best team ever assembled needs to kill themselves at once.


If anything, this year has taught me that United slipped back into a midtable mentality faster than anyone here expected.

Ajax to win it 3-2.

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>>76097150

We need a fitting end to the Age of Rooney.

I want Ajax to win because I hate united but also because I got TEN to ONE odds on both sides scoring and Ajax winning the game

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>terrorist attack imminent/likely
>major sporting event
>in Sweden
deebly concerned

>>76095657
It's hard to plan a parade through Jakarta, Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Delhi, Mumbai and Manilla all at the same time.

>>76097113
underrated kek

>>76097255
I find that difficult to believe. Arena is at an elevated location and the police headquarters are close by

1-0 to United, probably. Lingard scoring and all the United fans will forget how shit he is for another 8 months.

>>76097408

i call that the ronaldo syndrome

>>76097483
Cows are notorious frauds

>>76095535
No. Lingard is shit.

>>76097483
Well, that settles it.

>>76097483
Ajax confirmed winner. A Dutch cow predicted it.

>>76097483

noo not this shit again. we had this octopus oracle here during the wc's """"""predicting""""""" the winners of matches. it was a spectacular shit show. whenever the octopus chose not germany, everyone went apeshit as if he was god and literally decided who wins.

Which customer will /sp/ apologize today?

This shit isn't even on free terrestrial TV here. BT Sport was a mistake, fuck these cunts.

>>76097651
>everyone went apeshit as if he was god and literally decided who wins.
It's exactly what happened, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>76096078
Problem? England.

Holland isn't whiter though, it's just England has Pakistanis and Bangladeshis who are scum whereas Netherlands' muds are Moroccans and Turks who aren't as bad, but they're still a problem and they shouldn't bury their head that whites will become a minority there too like they seem to be with the replies to your post.

>>76097686
It is on free tv. BT are also broadcasting it on youtube for free because of people like you

>b-tier divegrass
lmao no thanks

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>Friends arena
>Sweden

Every time.

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>>76096078
>Implying it's even a question
Don't delude yourself boy.

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>>76097714
>Moroccans aren't as bad

>>76097150
>lose to Anderlecht, lose at home to Celta Vigo
Nigga, what?

>>76097714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K1AoC-cP3o

moroccans are the most hated ethnic minority in netherlands

>>76095921
>they're already qualified for CL
no we're not

>>76095614
This. Probably 1-0 for Man U. Another win for Mourinho and another loss for football in general.

>>76096161
DELETE THIS

>>76096469
ur flag looks like a teeths paste lmao

>>76099063
Ur flag looks like a ripped-open smurfs anus

I can see United slipping this

>>76096415
PER CAPITA
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They're gonna rig it for Manchester to be united. Fucking scripted shit sport

>This is the most important match of United history...

EPL ladies and gentlemen

Worth it to put a tenner on Customers getting btfo?

Ajaj at home were not able to beat Rostov. If Mourinho plays 3-5-2 correctly, he's gonna win this quite easily!

>>76099207

Fan or not, it truly is in a lot of ways

They are looking to rebuild and spend tons of cash, but without the champions league, the money won't be enough to get top talent.

Either they win today or they continue down the road just as liverpool did.

Would be ironic to listen to liverpool singing their never walk alone song while symbolically walking down the same road as united

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I can't wait for the 'It's only the Europa League why are you celebrating?' posts from buttflustered ABU's.

>>76099239
Kek, turns out that if Bailly is injured, Mour will not be able to 3-5-2, and manure will be composted.

I can feel it boyos ajax is gonna take this one home for /sp/

>>76099309

What in the fuck are you attempting to say?

Bailly is out on suspension

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so it all comes down to this

manure has to win a mickey mouse trophy to save face.

>>76099309

Bailly was sent off against Celta

Holy shit this match is huge, I know it's just Europa League but if Manure don't win they don't get a CL spot and they can't get greaseman or other big signings.
You now realize the "6" mean't "i see mancheter united winning 6/10"
greaser was predicting this match

>>76099343
>>76099350
Oh shit, then bet on Ajax you fools!

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>tfw going to the premiere of the new Pirates flick so I'll miss this
Not one bit of regret

How is your dab practice ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI

>tfw aerial shots of stockholm and it looks more 3rd world than eastern europe

For some extremely annoying reason, I have been removed from my place in the time space continuum and place back four hours.

Game ends 2-1 to manure unfortunately. Rashford and mikitarian or whatever that guys name is.

Ajax should have scored in the last minute and disappoint us by not giving ET

>>76099381
Homosexual detected

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>>76095396

>>76099356
>greaser was predicting this match
No shit.

>>76095602
Not watched or heard of any players in their squad vague conclusion from nothing. Ajax 3-1 dolberg 1st goal.

>>76099553

Cheeky m8.

How big are the odds of Manure parking the bus?

>be me
>normie friends want to celebrate a surprise party for another friend
>vote for which day: Thursday, Friday, Saturday
>date becomes Wednesday evening/night

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll probably miss most of the game if not everything. Fuck this shit

>>76099582
they have no bus to park, only 2 CBs

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>having friends at all

>>76099349
Ah yes, the famous 3rd place trophy

>>76099632

>be me

Who else would you be silly :3

>>76099632
Stop being an cuck and demand to see the game

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>>76099682
I'll be your friend ;-)

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Getting quite nervous about this now. It's a game that totally defines not only this season but next season as well.

>>76099769
I feel sick with nerves m8

damn roberto carlos is looking rough these days

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The spirit of Big Sam will guard over this match, no terrorists tonight!

Ajax 3-0 inside 25 minutes.

3-3 @ 90mins.

4-4 @ 120mins.

Man U win on penalties.

Ajax: Onana; Veltman, Sánchez, De Ligt, Riedewald; Schöne, Klaassen, Ziyech; Traoré, Dolberg, Younes

United: Romero, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Darmian, Herrera, Fellaini, Pogba, Mata, Mkhitaryan, Rashford

based henrick larsson

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>>76097483

>>76099798
>Man U win on penalties
delusion

MATCH THREAD >>76099805
MATCH THREAD >>76099805
MATCH THREAD >>76099805

This game is arguably bigger than 2008
if you don't win this, you are stuck in the 2nd tier of europe, there is no rebounding from this. A loss tonight is the beginning of the end

>>76099807
>Fellaini

Inb4 he gets sent off and ruins everything.

>>76097150
It was probably the best game of the year. Even though the outcome sucked.

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>>76095396
Netherlands never had a terror attack with more than 2 deaths...

but this is just to juicy for them to skip.

>>76100251
Meh, I think the same about 4 mei on the Dam every year. Worst thing that happened was that damschreeuwer. Just one man yelling and people got hurt anyway.

>>76097483
Lmao dumb cow