/mlb/ general - >Kershaw Edition

Can the barves hold on?

someone tell me how jeff schmarjdiza is outperforming cueto

>>76094706
>SF:Cueto dealing with multiple blisters on hand
More starts for Blach boys

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1stros
>31

Yeah double digits

>>76094725
Shark was always better than Johnny, it's just that Johnny was on better teams.

The As ball boy sucks

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Sell, Jerry

Sell them all

Hopefully they close it out

>>76094799
Honestly they should just contract your abortion of a franchise.

>5-4 Pirates

agh

>>76094835
Lmao >my barves lose again. Sorry m8 but I like them to stay shit.

>>76094841
it ain't over yet, even if the barves lose they are going to do something to bring up my hopes and dash them.

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>>76094706
Rockies not terrible at the moment

>>76094706
You fucking faggots are really going to hate on Kershaw because of how is catcher badly misplayed that ball? Fuck. DG has really done a number on you cunts, hasn't he. How can you watch one of the greatest talents of our generation, and laugh at his face? You guys wouldn't know good baseball if it slapped you on the dick.

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more like NL Beast lmao

>>76094890
>One is hurt
>Two of them are ripe for regression
>The other will be in the AL East soon
It's fucking nothing.

>>76094890
Post Granderson

>>76094890
Post Reyes

>marlins lead down to 2

ramos has given up 3 runs

fuck off with this shit

NEVER DOUBTED YOU BRAVES

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>>76094936
>tieing run up to bat

>>76094955
Who is this handsome girl?

Of course the Pirates would lose in this fashion against the only team in the league worse than them.

>>76094976
based, thank you cardinals

>>76094973
you do know the Braves are second place in the NL East right?

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Boston could really use a power bat in their lineup desu

Thank god the marlins closed it out.

Two in a row. going for a win streak tommorrow

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>>76094913
>>76094923

>>76094999
>Schwarber

>>76094992
like that means anything

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>>76094992
I actually didn't know that.
>check NL East standings
Oh.

>>76094973
>Braves
>Worst

They are slowly making a comeback. After a rough start they won the series against the jays and nats.

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>tfw best record in the NL

>>76094999
God damn Cutch just grow the dreds back, it's clearly the source of your power

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Yankees could really use another starter desu

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>>76095035
>tfw best record

>Pisscotty

I hope Broxton gets shipped to fucking korea

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Reminder that Chris Sale plays today.

He's going to break the most consecutive 10-strikeout games record today, believe it!

>>76095183
>Odor, Napoli, Gallo, and the bottom of the lineup ABs

Most likely

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>>76094999
>Gallo OPS

nice

at least the dodgers won that game, fucking hell guys

>>76095212
A win for the Dodgers is a win for /mlb/

>>76095183
I kinda hope he breaks the single-game strikeout record tomorrow tbqh

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I'm still mad as fuck but a win is a win even if Kershaw wasn't of record. Yadi a snake for walking Kershaw in the 8th snake motherfucker

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What did the cubs mean by this?

>>76095289
that grass pattern is UGLY

>>76095289

look at all those empty seats

>>76095289
Holy shit that is an ugly stadium

I love how assblasted /mlb/ is by Kershaw that they can convince themselves that a 9-inning 1 run, 10 SO game was a bad performance.

Is Kershaw supposed to score all the runs, too?

>>76095384
houston's bullpen literally pitched better than that last night, lel

>>76095399
one guy is equal to a bullpen?

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>ninny league pitchers

sale is the best pitcher in the majors

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Kershaw Kershaw Kershaw

>>76095434
This. You have to add 1 ERA to every free outs babby pitcher to get their real baseball ERA.

>>76095399
So a team of dudes pitched better than one guy for 9 innings? Wow

Is this the Kershaw general?

>>76095467
late night US time and all the giants fans either forgot baseball existed or killed themselves

so yes, welcome

>>76095384
I don't even reply bro. I just make a post and come back to see the results hours after.

>>76095477
>giants
>fans

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>this was going to be the year I genuinely tried to get into baseball
lmao this "sport" is so fucking boring. first i started watching every game. then i just got the score alerts on espn. now i dont even look at them anymore.

>>76095434
>>76095448
>Defending the Designated Hitter

Why not just have designated hitters at every position?

Why should catchers, who call the game and are squatting the whole game, have to worry about hitting, if pitchers don't have to?

>>76095544
Cool essay nerd

>>76095544
shortstops have a really hard job too.

maybe they should just get to rest between innings.


hitting is too hard and frustrating for them to have to worry about.

>>76095549
fucking told

>>76095544
They should just get rid of hitting altogether, so fielders can worry about their glovework.

1. Chris Sale
2. Clayton Kershaw
3. Dallas Keuchel
4. Ervin Santana
5. Mike Leake
6. Jason Vargas
7. Zack Greinke
8. Lance McCullers Jr.
9. Michael Fulmer
10. Lance Lynn

>>76095577
Where would you rank Mike Fiers

>>76095584
Above Syndergaard but right behind Weaver

>>76095587
Epic.

>tfw was curious to see what all went down in the 2007 world series and looked at all the games
>those absolutely shit tier rockies starters somehow pitching in the world series
>bullpen IMPLOSIONS
>Tulo doing fuck all

I was at game 4 of that series and didn't know who papelbon was at the time but my god I hate that man.
Clint Hurdle was a fucking hack who of course manages to get the pirates to the playoffs three time so that he can put Garette fucking Cole in to get raped by over performers like Arietta and Bum

>>76095577
Chris Sale is a huge autist who is due for a Matt Harvey-esque breakdown

>>76095605
He's a good but this strikeout record must have a huge asterisk beside it. He's still walking guys. Kershaw did it without putting a single man on base. He's a good pitcher but regression will come just not Harvey-tier. Harvey was good it was the mets who ruined him not regression. Harvey was legit a top 5 pitcher.

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>>76095544
Because.

>>76095577
> 1. Chris Sale
#2
> 2. Clayton Kershaw
#1
> 3. Dallas Keuchel
#3
> 4. Ervin Santana
#4
> 5. Mike Leake
#7
> 6. Jason Vargas
#9
> 7. Zack Greink
#5
> 8. Lance McCullers Jr.
#8
> 9. Michael Fulmer
#6
> 10. Lance Lynn
#10

When is Theo going to trade that overweight """""""OF"""""" to the AL?

Could Mike Trout beat up Aaron Judge

>>76095477
>>76095522
dubs confirm retardation

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Once we fire Bob McClure, everything will be better by default!

>>76096216
Sure. That's the only problem that the Phils have. The pitching coach. Riiiiiiiight.

>>76095429
>>76095461
>3 literal whos pitched better than the """best pitcher in baseball"""
yeah actually it is kinda sad

>reading last night's Pirates recap
>"McCutchen finished the game 0-for-5, stranded seven runners and is now batting an even .200"

just sale the team already

>>76095752
Only if they both had boobs

>>76095577
Fulmer > McCullers >Greinke if we're being honest
McCullers has better stuff, but Fulmer has better composure.

>>76096388
I didn't say theyd be good. I said theyd be better.

>>76095183
>inb4 his arm blows up

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Who /about to get swept/ here?

>>76096526
greinke and fulmer will amass more innings and a lower ERA than McCullers by the end of the season.

>trade literally everyone on the marlins in OOTP
>White Sox are still 9 games worse than us
It's impossible to outtank these cunts

>>76097350
What did you expect from a team that actually trots out Dylan Covey and Mike Pelfrey as starters?

>>76095744
Never

>>76097350
lmao Adam Jones just beat Mike Trout in all star voting

MULTIPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XbMhQPNI0E

what if mike trout had boobs?

>>76097807
>Adam Jones
Big Baller

>Mike Trout
probably didn't even buy ZO2s so he could get breast implants smdh

ENTRIES


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0bF2QvAYeU

We should all see a game together. Who wants to go to the All-Star game with me?
>inb4 a whole bunch of people come pretending that they are DG/mo'Lester

>>76097868
this sounds like a scheme for kisses for beers.

>>76097888
Well said my triples inclined neighbor to the north

>>76097868
If you suck 3 men off at the same time for a $4 bud light could it be considered gay?

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*spins*

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Injuns desu

>>76098160
Squatty kershit is funny meme

>>76097989
Only if you're not the one taking advantage of the SIX gay dudes

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>>76098174
Knew y'all were a potent team when we faced you and we got locked down n swept

>>76098326
I hope you're embarrassed at how gay this post is

>>76098333
Trips confirm you're a faggot.

>>76098333
only a fag would consider it gay 2bqh
i'd go see a shrink. Why are you thinking about dicks, anyways, you homo

>>76098360
2 for 2

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>>76097350
>Boston missed the playoffs by one game again
wew

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>>76095060
>>76094994
Neither of those teams need outfield desu

>>76095384
Kershaw is amazing.
But he has been amazing for a while, and the team tends to choke when it matters most, so people let it go over their heads a bit.

>>76095384
>I love how assblasted /mlb/ is by Kershaw
Doesn't he have a tendency to really choke during post season?

I remember that happening back in 2015

>>76095543
Judging by your pic why am I not surprised at all

>>76098498
Also the Dodgers lost their division series 3-0 to the nats

Naturally Kershaw gave up 3 runs in 4.1 innings

>>76095384
see
>>76097827
>>76097850

>>76095577
You're missing Brooks Pounders

>>76098498
>Exact same NL teams in the playoffs as last year
wew

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>>76098625
It's amusing how far reality has already moved away from expectation

Although the save is fucked now because I forgot to disable expansion so now the "Indianapolis Challenger" and "Austin Wildfires" are joining the league

>>76097350
Just purchased OOTP

Holy crap I'm not smart enough for this game

>>76098652
It's pretty simple for a sports management game, the issue is keeping track of everyone in your minor leagues and making sure your scout actually scouts enough people

>>76098648
>rags

@bnicholsonsmith

Left hamate fracture sends Alford to DL #BlueJays


@bnicholsonsmith

#BlueJays unsure how long Anthony Alford will be sidelined, but Gibbons said 4-6 weeks possible.

>>76098701
>Blue Jays can't even call up prospects without them dying

>>76098671
It just dropped me into a fire.

Watching a play through on YouTube to try to figure out how to play, but they go too fast for my tiny brain

>>76098701
>>76098708
Are they this year's white sox?
>call up a prospect
>he dies in one or two games

>>76097989
Yes
You should be getting 3 beers desu

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Ducks desu

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>>76098648
>Rags
>Beating anyone in post season
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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>>76098620
FUCK I MEMED HIM BACK

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>it's an offense shits the bed episode

>>76098999
Are you Brad Ausmus?

o's vs. t***s
>>76099050

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I made tebow the best possible player in the game just to see how broken it would be.

Mets beat the best regular season record by 10 games
>>76099058
Oh fuck I forgot this was early

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>Joe Maddon: “I’m into feet, man. I just like good feet. I don’t have a foot fetish, other than defense. I have a defensive foot fetish.”

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>OPS

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Who /teaminfreefall/ here?

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Talk about not wanting to pitch to a guy

>>76099274
>4 H, 3 ER, 2 BB

>Aaron Sanchez
>J.A Happ
>Francisco Liriano
>Steve Pearce
>Troy Tulowitzki
>Josh Donaldson
>Anthony Alford

Jays-Brewers
>>76099387
>>76099387

mike's on and he's ready to go

>>76099401
on tha fan

Anyone have a spare pitching coach?

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>>76098326
When everything clicks though it's a damn good team. >We need to stop being so Jekyll and Hyde getting the starters to gel, but I'm optimistic. Astros managed to find Indians at the wrong time really.

>>76098583
Probably because every other sports team here is interesting to watch. The Rays and basebore in general are not. I used to hope the rays wouldn't relocate but I'm so hard pressed to actually care

>>76099274
Damn it O's why aren't you even trying?

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>>76099722
>i want to get into baseball
>better go watch the team with the worst stadium and worst fans

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>>76099179

>>76099068
>167 SB

Baltimore sucks lol

>>76100246
don't you have a game to umpire?

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In the instance of the final out of the inning being made on a pick-off or stolen base or a runner on the bases in the middle of an at-bat, why wouldn't the batter start the next inning with the same count he left the last inning with?

>>76099878
The trop is extremely nice and there are plenty of rays fans, they just don't want to drive to st Pete to watch the team lose. Idgaf about the Rays but the trop is a great venue

>>76100246
Finally someone says it

>the trop is a great venue

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>Be Anthony Alford
>called up after Ceciliani tore his shoulder hitting his first home run who was called up after Steve Pearce went on the DL
>get your first hit - a double off the wall last night
>now on the DL with a broken wrist

EVEN OUR PROSPECTS CANT STAY HEALTHY WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

>>76099722
>watching the team with the lowest avg. attendance in the league
>watching the only shitter team in the AL West
Top jej

>>76100285
Take it from someone who has been there a ton of times

>>76100380
>only shitter team in the AL West
There are many things wrong with this

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DIAMONDSNEKS!

>>76100324
What are you feeding them that make their bones brittle and muscles weak

>>76100380
*AL east

>>76100462
we went through this shit in 2013 and overhauled the strength and conditioning program after. Looks like its not working

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>>76100462

>>76100426
>Tampa Bay Rays
>below .500
>not an AL East shitter team

>>76100498
Who are you quoting?

>>76100462
bagged milk

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New thread when?

>>76100273
nigga the trop smells like shit, is hard to get to, and gives everybody a headache. the place sucks. its shit m8. i like going to George Steinbrenner Field to watch the Tampa Yankees x100 more than I like going to the Trop for anything.

>>76100493
i love malk

>>76100841
Imagine being so butthurt at a fanbase that you constantly post reminders of how butthurt you are. Sad!

>>76100533
>le who are you quoting meme
Back to /reddit/

>>76100841

>yaks fans not bragging about muh rings and judge
>cubs fans not trying to kiss everybody

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>>76100841
I laughed at that, friend

>>76101043
You're really worked up about your not knowing in which division the Rays play baseball.
Really, really excited about it.

>>76095296
That Hack hadn't had enough to drink that day?

>>76100841
>cusb
>civilized baseball fans

Is gogo elite?

>>76101409
first career salami

So what's the deal with the Rockies? Is this their best start to a season yet? What's the force driving their current success?

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This would have been an error for Castellanos

>>76101599
Haha it's probably weed dude... 420 blaze it

>>76101599
>What's the force driving their current success?
Pitching drastically improved

>>76101599
>What's the force driving their current success?
Not having Walt Weiss

>>76095543
(You) are watching the wrong team

>>76095543
straight outta 2008

>>76101128
10/10, made me reply

>>76100603
No no and no. Also Steinbrenner is fucking shit. Raymond James should tear that shit down and add extra parking for the bucs games

>>76102460
lmao so it doesnt smell like shit? so it isnt hard to get to when you got to drive through rush hour tampa AND st pete traffic just to catch a 7:00 game? and the dome doesnt echo the fucking cowbells and give people headaches? stop lying to yourself. the owners of the venue dont even enjoy the place.

and Steinbrenner Field is ultimate comfy for a Single-A club's standards. Not that you would know, of course, since you think the Trop is a good venue.

>>76094706
Are the cubs fixed?

white sox dbacks thread where?

tWINs.

>>76102970
This.

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Ugh fuck this team

GG Twins

>>76102676
It's not smelly or loud and if you can't compensate for traffic you're retarded. And Steinbrenner is absolutely awful yes.

I can't wait for Hawk Harrelson to die.

>>76094706
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>76103106
Any day now

>>76098648
>orange ducks
no

I don't like Angel Hernandez

>latoddunn frazrochedam

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>Padres should have a confessional booth next to the away teams dugout so the opposing team can confess their sin of poor baseball
>Rockies need a mountain in CF akin to the hill formerly in Houston
>Diamondbacks need to have a snake enclosure in the away teams clubhouse to intimidate them
>Brewers need to offer insanely cheap beer as they can claim "We save on shipping because it's from the source"
>Mariners need to replace the 7th inning stretch with the 7th inning prayer to Poseidon to wash away their foe

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>Predators in the Stanley Cup Finals
>Titans will be in the playoffs this year
>Cubs will turn it around and go on a hot streak soon
Maximum comfy

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOARD

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Jays Win!

>>76103675
Good for you :-)

>>76103724
Wow lol your fucking butt mad kiddo

>>76103724
:^)

>>76103752
Wat.

>>76103760
What was the final score if you don't mind me asking?

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>>76103785
8-4 friend

>>76103812
Thank you. Have a nice day.

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http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/05/24/229465402/baseball-terms-in-emojis

Tough ones, these are.

>>76101128
>“You made a typo so you lose, heh“
Kill yourself

>>76103899
>Blown save

>>76103932
You're STILL worked up about being wrong?

>>76103899
>missed southpaw

gay

Jose Quintana doesn't deserve the fate he gets. Trade him to a real fucking team.

>>76104176
We're trying but the real teams don't want to

I guess it is too much to ask for the marlins to have a three game win streak again this year

>>76104135
I corrected myself twice, why are you still replying?

>>76104314
You brought it back up after you should have just taken the L. You're angry that you're wrong on the Internet, and you're parroting memes and raging over literally nothing
You seem new and it's cute.

>>76104391
There's a difference between a typo and being wrong, friendo.
>parroting memes
You posted the biggest one though

>>76104537
For you

>>76104568
For me

Would the White Sox be at least 40% better if they just got rid of Jerry Reinsdorf?

>>76104537
Lol remember when you were wrong on the Internet and EVERYBODY saw it?

>>76094890
>We have to write Conforto in on the all-star ballot
Nice job for not putting him in on Opening Day dipshits, he deserves more than any other Met to be in that game. He'll probably be put in as a reserve though

>>76104639
yes.

It's no coincidence how the two teams owned by Jerry are absolute shit.

@76104670
God damn, you're so fucking obsessed over a typo

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Really mak u thnk...

>>76104836
Did you know that phantom (You)s are worth two (You)s?

>>76104875
Maybe on good-boy-points.com, but not here, newfriend

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>>76104853
>You will never have dinosaurs believe in you

>>76104945
I'm as old as a dinosaur and I believe in you anon.

>>76104938
Lolthat's not even a website dummy

>>76100841
Saved. Make some more pls

How many no decisions do you think Quintana averages a season?

>>76105048
Between 2013-2016 (every full season he's pitched, he's averaged 10 wins, 10 losses, and 12 no decisions

>>76105048
2013: 17
2014: 12
2015: 13
2016: 7

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>>76094769
How high do you have to be to believe dis chico

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Q traded his NDs for straight Ls

He must really want to stay in Chicago

Hahn fucked up big time not trading Quintana before the season began.

>>76105507
please stop this meme, no one offered anything that was worth it

>>76100974
I just found it on twitter and added some /mlb/-applicable stuff. Thanks for the (you) though!

The White Sox are simply amazing. They are beyond the understanding of mere mortals such as ourselves.

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>>76105587
I just want a good baseball team to watch.

Why is this so much to ask?

What the fuck did we do to deserve this?

>>76105643
Having an owner who actually makes more money when they suck

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>>76105740
Truly a fate worse than death.

>>76105740
>makes more money when they suck
explain

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>>76104853

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Who /Sneks here?

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>>76105818
Reinsdorf has a deal with the city of Chicago where they built Guaranteed Rate Field formerly U.S. Cellular Field formerly Comiskey Park for him for the lowest price in the league. To compensate for that, the city of Chicago imposed an attendance tax where if the attendance was above 1.9 million he would have to pay a fee per ticket above 1.9 million.

You can probably guess what happened after that. Just look at their record and their attendance.

>>76105831
only if you can pound the dogs n gints

otherwise
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>>76105864
>its okay we'll make back all our money selling you the cheapest stadium in the league by this attendance fee
>JOKES ON YOU ILL JUST HIRE KENNY "MY MAN" WILLIAMS AND ROBIN "HOW 2 INTO COACHING" VENTURA. ENJOY STARING AT THE EMPTY SEATS!

>>76105905
>>76105864
I pray the league begins divvying out TV money based on attendance

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Getting in on the ground floor of this hot new meme

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>>76105864
He makes Loria seem like a saint.

>>76105943
Let's not say things we can't take back.

>>76105928
It was on Reddit. We need to send it over to black people Twitter.


Also needs more jpeg

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>>76104974
Thank you for participating in this autistic discussion, my friend(s)

>>76105928
I've called my personal stock broker to purchase shares in this meme tomorrow

>>76105983
I like how you saved that epic reaction image from knowyourmeme.com

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baseball desu

>>76105997
I live like 2 hours away from the Fireflies. Should I go watch a game there for Tebow?

>>76105997
Is that Mike Trout

>>76106013
does he have boobs?

>>76106013
Naw man. It's Kris Bryant

>>76106013
Pretty much

>>76106027
Does a fish crush dingers?

>>76106027
What is this meme

>>76105943
What has Loria done thats scummier than what you just read?

>>76106049
what meme?

>>76106050
He's sued Season Ticket holders for not renewing their tickets when the team sucked.

>>76105997
So after Teboq fails miserably at baseball, will he attempt a career in hockey or basketball?

>>76106050
Sued his own ticket holders, had a firesale every other week

>>76106108
hopefully hockey desu

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>sleep all day cause dude weed
>forgot it was a day game
>missed ryan fucking goins hitting a salami

at least we won

Would Mike Trout's boobs make Mookie Wilson buss a nut?

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>>76106132
>he missed the grans slam LIVE
ur banned

Why is Todd Frazier still a major league baseball player?

>>76106258
Because the team that employs him wants to lose

LOL how does it feel that most power rankings have the Dodgers ranked 4th?

>>76106312
Who are the three better teams?

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Happy Birthday old/fat

>>76106318
Really no one

But according to """experts""", the Astros, Nationals and Yankees

>>76106318
Yankees Astros Nats

>>76106312
I'm more disturbed that the Cubs are 7th. They've done nothing to deserve being ranked that high.

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>>76106142
What is this meme

How are the Dodgers in 3rd place?

>>76106545
Does it matter? It's stupid. Don't try to understand it.

Why are the whos so bad?

@Buster_ESPN 10h10 hours ago

If Clayton Kershaw never pitched another game, he would (should) be 1st-ballot, unanimous HOFer, and strong case could be made for best ever

>>76106613
If he never pitched in the postseason, sure. But October matters more than April-September, and the numbers spell disaster for him there

>>76106613
Ignorant

>Mike Trout and Bryce Harper are only 23 years old
>We're going to get 12+ more years of undisputed GOAT play from the both of them
what a time to be alive

>>76106703
Hell that's going to be a lot of parades for the Yankees.

>>76106703
>m*ke tr**t

>>76106703
Trout is 25, Harper is 24

>>76106703
Harper doesn't have boobs though

>>76106613
He's a really good workhorse in a league where the final sprint is all that matters

I just wanna know who allowed the Rockies and DBacks to be on top of the NL West

It's more interesting if the Dodgers or even Jints are on top

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So house mets of new york

What else?

>>76106805
>who allowed the Rockies and DBacks to be on top of the NL West

why, its the Doyers and jints who allowed to be on top my friend

>>76106829
The Dodgers swept both teams in series multiple times.

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No one can stop this tank. Not even Fernando Rodney.

Be afraid Phillies. We coming for that #1 pick.

mest-dads
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>>76106844
and yet they can't win more games than those two despite that, hence my point still stands

>>76106852
Barves will be the first team to win the division and have the number #1 pick because first in the NL East is like last everywhere else.