/heem/

This is the thread. Mods delete the other one it was made ridiculously early and doesn't have /heem/ in the title. Thank you.

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>t-t-this time

>>76089103
this is it, the other brit supports /mma/ fuck him

>>76089141
Whittaker is going to finish Roidmero.

>>76089172
he almost lost to brunson

>>76089193
lol whittaker made brunson look like an idiot in that fight

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Michael Bisping hopes Whittaker ‘beats the brains out of’ Romero in potential UFC interim title fight
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/23/15680714/michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre-interim-ufc-middleweight-title-whittaker-vs-romero-hopes-injury


this guy is so hard to like

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>>76089193
>a-almost

>>76089214
>>76089226
brunson was fighting like careless faggot, he had whittaker hurt too

>>76089175
fuck off
no one likes your shit thread

>>76089260
And what? Romero is a cerebral masterpiece? Remember when Brunson was beating up Yoel for two rounds?

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>>76089278
he literally did no such thing, remember what happened in the third?

>>76089298
>>76089307
stop spamming you queers

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good thread

I'm really sick of 40 year old Yoel Romero and his steroids. I hope Robert destroys him.

>>76089297
>he did no such thing
lol okay

>rewatch the third
And conveniently forget the previous two rounds?

which one of you did this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_213

You guys are mentally ill, life is short and this is no way to live

>>76089336
le tiny WW man will surely beat NATTY MW GOAT

>>76089347
Is UFC 213 better than UFC 212?

>>76089345
he landed one headkick that didn't even stumble Romero and got a few takedowns. Not exactly what i'd call "getting beat up"

>>76089363
where will gastelum be in the MW title picture after he beats weidman?

Why would anyone like Yoel he cheats yet pretends to be humble and pious?

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What do you guys think? Fresh content.

>>76089382
t. posting as he's rewatching on fight pass

>>76089403
weebs/machida fans got stockholm syndrome and started cheering for yoel after he embarassed lyoto kun desu

>>76089455
I don't have fitepass let alone pay for PPV'S. How's it feel to be wrong

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This thread now has as many posts as the one made 12 hours ago.

>>76089443
nice glove

>>76089479
Oh so you're just stupid and poor? Even funnier.

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>>76089533
tfw too smart to pay for ppv's

>>>/sp/heem

posting in the only thread anybody will find.

they should do gastelum vs big rig for the unofficial fat manlet championship

>>76089365
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_213
For sure. Especially with silva out of 212.
But its too goof right now. There will be cancelations in the weeks to come

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What should Dana White do with Cyborg?

>>76089568
spike her dick pills again so she'll pop and get sidelined for 2 years

>>76089568
give her titleshot at 145

>>76089568
release her contract and scrap the division so that she can go to Bellator and all the top featherweights like Megan can follow her. then at least you'll have 4 top featherweights in one organization

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>official stamp of approval
Looks like we can start getting hyped gang

>>76089568
A coach on TUF 27 Prison edition
Team Aryan Brotherhood vs Team Black Guerrilla Family

>TJ wins the belt
>has to rematch Might Mouse

>TJ loses the belt
>loses title shot against Cody

Well, TUF just got a lot less interesting.

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>>76089307
Youre just going to make your thread a permanent meme on /heem/ and /sp/ as a whole.

Why make a new MMA/UFC thread in the first place. /heem/ is well established and has existed for years. The only difference in the threads will be the original post title, the whole disscussion vs memethread is retarded, each thread will GUARANTEED be a mix of both, this is 4chan, every thread ever has been a mix of discussion and humor.

Also, this means you will be in front of a PC each and every day waiting for your thread to reach 500 replies so you can make a new one, is that a way to life your life? Do you live off britbong welfare?

Just fuck off m8, you have made a fool of yourself. /heem/ wants nothing to do with your thread, the only people who do will be 4channers who just discovered MMA, and thats until they find /heem/

Please, just fuck off

>>76089712
lmao @ ur """life"""

>>76089806
Your thread isn't showing up on the search idiot. Therefore its not official, moron

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>>76089839
Schaub is God tbf

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OH SHIT

>>76089970
xD

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WMMA aside, r8 this card out of 10

>>76090055
8/10 with alot of potential

>>76090055
pettis vs jim miller? yikes hope he saved a box of wheaties with his picture on it cause his career is over

>>76090055
7 out of 10

Do you think women hit hard enough to cause CTE?

I fear for Yoel, Robert is young kid with alot of quick energy

when the legends of the sport become vegetables over the next decade do you think they'll ban everything but women's strawweight fights?

>>76090415
please stop spamming, we aren't joining your thread.

>>76090371
Plus it's five rounds. Curious to see how both men do, but more so Yoel.

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someone post bunda+food so a janitor will show up

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>>76090575
>yourmajesty

>>76090055
>Yoel v Whitaker
I would rather Gegard vs Yoel or no IT at all but still intresting 7/10

>Lawler v Cerrone
Potential to be top 3 spiciest bangers of 2017 or of all time, if not and it doesnt deliver, will be massive disappointment and ruin the whole card. 10/10

>Reem v Werdum 3
Winner will probably get title shot. I don't believe it will go like the first 2 fights, someone will be stopped. 8/10

>Pettis v Miller
I want silly spinny shit from Pettis and thats all.

Overall 8.5/10 but including main event 8/10

>>76090575
>hahaha fug le bisbing xD

mandrama tier hatred now

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>this thread

lmao so yeah he really was super pissed earlier

>>76090653>
>76090808
i hope Yoel beats Whittaker, imagine how he'd live with himself losing to a guy he hates so much

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Who wins Max or Edgar?

>>76090880
fwonkie PEDgar via boxercise jabbing and le occasional takedown

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NEW DANA INTERVIEW
>https://youtu.be/vuJdkzOz-bg

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whats next for waterson?

Our guy CM Punk just won his elimination on The Challenge

Fucking BASED Punk, did it in what was basically a sparring match too, h8rs in shambles

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>>76090971
CUT CYBORG
you get 10 years for that in australia

>>76090983
Esparza

>>76090880

I would go with Edgar. You can only best him by outworking him, unless you're Aldo and play matador all night so you still land more despite not working as hard. Max doesn't have Aldo's striking or wrestling defense, so I think Frankie wins

>>76090983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etrvGRwR_QU

>>76091004
I can't picture her in a stable relationship, the bitch just seems like a drama queen

does tenshin nasukawa have a legit claim to MMA superstardom or is it just Rizin making an unusually experienced 18 yr old fight a bunch of old washed up cans? his striking is obviously good. can't say I've ever seen him take damage though.

>>76090575
Yeah not like he sold out an arena in Manchester in minutes
Or is literally Middleweight Champion of the world

Really puts that 4 loss streak into perspective. Eh, I guess this is all the attention she craves anyway. Most relevant she's been in her career so she's milking it and it's working

>>76091055
>Magana grew up on the streets of Los Angeles until she was five years old with a mother who was addicted to heroin. Her meals came out of garbage cans. Her bed was whatever street or back alley they could sleep for a night.

>>76091088
Have to wait and see with Tenshin. He's looked good but you would think Rizen is giving him favourable matchups so he can shine.
That said he's started really young which makes the room for progress huge. He could become pretty good

>>76091139
she should just do porn if she doesn't like damaging blows

I hope Yoel wins. I like Whittaker, but Bisping deserves to fight Yoel after doing everything in his power to duck him. I hope that Bong gets his other eye heemed.

>>76091198
>rooting for a steroid abuser

>>76091217

>implying bisping is natty

>>76091088
Isn't that the kid that almost got submitted in that new years card? Rizin will keep on feeding him cans like they do with all their Japanese fighters. Just like Rena.

>>76091198
I was shitposting and all but I felt crushed seeing Jacapoo get shit on and then see him when the decision was announced. He looked like an old teddy bear that was about to burst into treats

I can't imagine Yoel's face if he lost

>>76091198
>Bisping deserves to fight Yoel after doing everything in his power to duck him.
it's not even just Yoel though, holding up division with bullshit injuries and moneyfights he thinks he deserves

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>2017
>just learning Michael Bisping's wife is Australian

>>76091284
yeh I believe

Kenshin dubbed him "The Next Superstar of Striking" like 6 months ago

Ferttitas wouldn't put up with Bisping and Conor's shit.

This is fucking ridiculous. All divisions are clogged up and we're stuck with >wmma in the co and main events of PPVs.

>>76091435
i remember bispings son once said half the reason he quit football was cause the team was obsessed with his mom lol

>>76091497
>Fertittas wouldn't put up with Conor's shit

lol

Wasn't Bisping-Hendo rematch also announced before the sale?

>>76091435
>she's my age

>>76091198
Bisping's plan is for Yoel to get hurt, his knee will get bette,r and will take Yoels place at 213 to defend his belt against whittaker

That girl you guys like did a pizza review with Barstool btw

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/barstool-pizza-review-picasso-pizzeria-with-special-guest-ufc-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk/?utm_campaign=desktop&utm_source=featured&utm_medium=primary

>>76091599
0/10 no eggs

Will shogun be champ by mid 2018?

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STUDBOY IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVna4eIJcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVna4eIJcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVna4eIJcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVna4eIJcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVna4eIJcg

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>>76091792
mfw they never learn

>>76091862
>studboy
literally why that name

>>76091862
No one cares. This is why /mma/ needs to happen. We were having a great discussion before the spammer shit up our thread

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>>76091792

>>76091911
>We were having a great discussion
yeah, you and one other dork

>>76091911
that other mma thread is still up go there

>>76091792
Lol, I was just in there telling them to fuck off then I seen it got pruned
>God is great

>>76091935
Nope. Multiple people. You guys spent your time trying to make it seem like we were spamming you but in reality it was the other way around.

BUCHOLZ ON STUD RADIO

>>76091974
sounds like something paige's brother would download

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVna4eIJcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVna4eIJcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVna4eIJcg
LIVE

>>76091911
>tfw I get called a spammer for calling you niggers spammers

>>76091974
Call in and call himi Justin Buttholes

>>76092038
Yeah. Go back there, h8r

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>Go work out for 2 hours
>Come back
>The mandrama loser is still here conducting his le epin raid

Get it together man. We're all rooting for you.

Imagine living in Coral Springs lmao

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>>76089217
Lol he's so petrified of Romero. Never have I seen anyone duck this hard, unless someone can give me a better example.

>>76092111
The more you bring this up when its done with. The more I suspect its you.

>>76092171
Ur mom into my crotch

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUc7P9Bla1W/

>my dads paintings. can't wait to decorate my home with this awesome work!

so she even has a dad she loves? why is she such a mess?

>>76092144
hahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>cody garbage is paralyzed

LOL

>>76092171
tfw cant

>>76092250
wat

>>76092250
le fake boob photography woman

she is still hanging on?

>>76092250
Is cruz really /partygod/?

Has Paige VanZant made a comment today about...... You know.

>>76092355
I'd like to take you behind the gym and beat you up

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>>76092201
It is me lol. No one is going to believe you though lmao. Sad!

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>>76092384
nothing, but angela is going nuclear

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>>76092416

>>76092404
Let me help you

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>>76092250
>MFW cody is paralized for life and TJ is fighting Mighty Manlet
He's playing 36D ping pong lads

>>76089355
I have Bisping winning against Whittaker too.

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>>76092456
>Mfw nothing will ever CHANGE the whooping Cruz took at UFC 207

>>76092440
>LMAO Fight me you roided monkeys
Gabi responds
>Y-yeah let's box

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>>76092441
Lol I love doing this. Nobody even notices or cares. It's an entire minute after LMAO

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>clarence again

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>>76092495
Its all part of his master plan

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Justin bucolz is fucking Cynthia confirmed, Pedo BTFO kek

>>76089217

>shows up late and drunk to press conferences
>I-I've been a soldier for this organization
>I-I deserve this fight

>>76092606
poor guy just wanted to be Sage

>>76092565
me in the red

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>>76092576

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>>76092636

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>>76092606
>>76092631
RIP

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>>76092636
unironically me too

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Marc Diakiese

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>>76092606
>skipping leg day

>>76092775
He's carved like a greek statue

>>76092937
Al Iaquinta has a vagina

>>76092937
I'll beat the BREAKS off of this manlet

>>76092937
"Seething" Al would get taken to snapdown city and subbed like the can that he is.

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>>76092814
His arms and legs are disgusting bro, I'd be pissed if I did roids since childhood and my muscles grew up misshapen like that

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>>76089103
they mad, oh they mad

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>>76093155

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fuck man, megan must have gotten bullied hard

>>76093309
>when the feminism hits

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>>76093302
DELETE THIS

shwob BTFO

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>>76093309
god bless bullying

>>76093337
What happened?

What would you guys consider the prime of UFC?

someone post tyron knocking down wonderboy from 205 and 209

>>76093382
>those lips

the poor lad never had a chance.

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>>76093427
>ze lip geym is like ze stock markit, zome lipz 'ave 'igh stock zome 'ave low

>>76092775
how the fuck does he get away with it? is USADA this terrible at doing their job?

>>76093155
Anyone with quads that ripped is gonna look kind freaky

>>76093382
i needa pic of young Rory Mac now

>>76093448
i've heard his diet is Larry David-tier

>>76092775
lmao his leg muscles look like balls, how is he so damn lean year round?

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>>76093459
>>76093459

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>>76093459
Looks exactly the same

>eh frenchie, how aboot you give me all your maple syrup or I beat you up behind Tim Hortons, eh ? Sorry

>>76093480
he would've made a prime trap, shame desu

>>76093469
Im guessing thats bad but Sage looks like he eats clean mostly

>>76093405
Now, after mcgregor the ufc is making big cards to satisfy the new fans

>>76093446
I kekd

>>76093491
Larry David is a diet master from all accountable sources

>>76092171
Tito against Chuck

when webm bro drops by tell him to make tyron knockdown webms lads, 4 me, I love you all

>>76093684
no thanks

>>76091520
You have to go back.

>>76091435
MUMMY

for me it's "Sperging" Al Iaquinta

this is nice and comfy. how you guys doing? any mma related things happening now?

>>76093827
DJ is still ducking TJ
Gay Jesus is Fighting the Kiwi for an interim Belt and Nunes is headlining her 3rd PPV

>>76091111
>is literally Middleweight Champion of the world
lol, technically
Did you see his face when he beat Rockhold? He knows how much of a sham champion he is.

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>>76091004
Haha what

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when's the next Bellator event?

>>76094114
Not until June 24th unfortunately. That's a PPV too which means no COPS

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>>76094124
>no COPS

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>>76094160

>>76094160
>>76094164
i was seriously thinking about downloading and streaming cops for /heem/ after events but i feel like the autists would try to get me v&

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>>76094186
>autists would try to get me v&
let them try, nothing will come of it

>>76094045
Mate say what you want about him and his reign but he's a far cry from this chick desperate for attention

>>76092937
Simple yet effective.
Love Tony but he tries way too hard.

>>76094186
>illiterate American likes reality television
Shocking stuff.

Fili made the Retreat sound so based

I wish i was a fighter

>>76090575
funny at first, now falling into complaining about shit that in no way has anything to do with her because she now thinks people want to hear what she has to say. also, yeah, total silence when Bisping KO'd Rockhold in the first round lol

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>>76094160

>>76094219
his trash talk is weak and he is not charismatic. also the el cucuy i am le boogeyman thing is already tired. sucks because he is such a good fighter

>>76094345
im the new john wick

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>>76094426
Tainted supplements, is all I'll say.

>Wtf?

>>76094471
Missed some pretty knarly spergouts earlier. For the best you weren't here to witness such autism. With that said do you think Yoel will suffer the same fate as Jacare? He's fighting Whittakers for interim

>>76094267
reminded me of wrestling camp from high school

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>>76094501
>He's fighting Whittakers for interim
Whatever gives us a guaranteed title shot at Bisbong from someone who isn't a fucking Welterweight who hasn't fought in 4 years is good with me. As much as I'd like it for it to be Whittaker, I can see him getting wrestlefucked for two rounds and murdered in the third.

Then again, no one gave him a chance at Poocare and he humiliated him. One can hope that roided up goof won't come close to contention. I also like Whittaker's chances against Bisbong.

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>>76094530
>us

>>76094530
But it would be so satisfying seeing Yoelito crack Bisping's head open. He's caused so much fuckery at MW, either way Romero or Whittaker beats Bisp'n

>>76094530
>Yoel
>wrestlefucking
Pick one

>>76094551
I think Whittaker is a worse matchup for Bisping than Yoel.

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>>76094536
Us, the spectators.

>>76094551
Not saying otherwise, but if I had to choose between Hoberto and Yoelito to hold the title, I'd pick the former.

>>76094583

>>76094594
Nope, rewatch Kennedy fight. All Yoel has to do is take Bisp'n down and elbow his shit up. Whittaker would beat Bisping with little more struggle

>>76094611
Robert would be a great MW champ imo, just seems like the type of face company would want too good guy he is. If Yoel wins he probably has a defence or two if he's lucky while Whittaker is young and has alot of growing

>>76094611
Wrestlefucking refers to sitting in top control doing a whole lot of nothing, not just using your wrestling.
>>76094619
Yoel has that whole 'lose for two rounds before deciding to win the fight' thing, and Bisping can beat him on the feet.
He has a clear advantage in an area of the fight, which he wouldn't against Whittaker.

>>76094656
>Bisping can beat him on the feet
How do you figure, because he boxed up an old Cung lee? This is the same guy that went a full decision with Alan Belcher or 5 rounder with Leties. I'd bet on Brunson against Bisping tbqh. Yoel is just better striker

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>>76094639
Just don't see Yoel being active as a champ either. Hobert can rack up a couple of defences a year, would Yoel even do that? He fought once last year.

>>76094656
I'm saying he can do it if he wants to. He made Weidman look like an amateur in there, Whittaker doesn't come close to that level of wrestling.

>>76094698
Nobody wants to fight Yoel he's a "known roider" I think he'd like to be more active than he is. I think he beats gegard easy and possibly gets btfo by rockhold. If he beats those two he should just retire

>>76094501
>knarly

Lol idiot

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>>76094530
Kelvin vs Bobby is the MW championship to make, two oversized WWs. Hell throw Pigg in there too

>>76094728
We won't use your /mma/ general threads you dork

>>76094735
you're already using it. look closely at the OP m8

>>76094735
It's 'gnarly', dumbfuck. With a G.

Idiot.

>>76094755
Relax goof, my phone spelled it that way for some dumb fucking reason

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>>76094712
Out of all the people at MW, I give Rockhold the best shot against Yoel. That is if he doesn't go into the fight cocky as fuck like he did against Bisbong and TRTor.

Poosasi, not so much. And I really like the guy, mind you.

>>76094733
>Pigg
Fooking nice. Jak się masz, chochlik kochanek?

>>76092495
Cruz 1,2,5.

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>>76094777

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>>76094789

Guys my back

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>>76094795
>6 months

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>>76094795
Have some more ammo.

>>76094774
I tink Whitaker has the best chance desu someone with slick hands that can punish his blacksplotions, Bisping could do it too but i don't think his chin can take it

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>>76094774
Chochlik isnt goblin, goblin is goblin

K9chanek isnt a person who loves things, he's the guy who your wife cucks you with

Im listening to Bisbong podcast at work so its all good actually

How about UFC in Poland next year?

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>>76094905
26th October 2017 in Gdańsk

>>76094953
Are you going Jakub?

>>76094965
Depends if there will be fights I give a fuck about and if the tickets arent super expensive. I'd be willing to pay up too 300 usd but over that its too much man.

I'm hoping Joanna vs Rose will be the main event, then I'd definetely go

>>76094789
Two judges gave Cruz r1. Two judges gave Cruz r2. Two judges gave Cruz r5.

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>>76094843
I give more cred to Bisbong's durability than his skill to dodge Yoel and keep it moving desu.

Do we even have a date for this Hobert v Homero fight?

>>76094883
Simple and understandable way to explain Polish, well done lad.

>Believe you me, buddeh
Believe you him?

>>76095008
>Yoel vs Bisping comain

>>76095023
They fighting ufc 213

>>76092171
he just wants that GSP money

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>Goldie: "And a nice little dose of vampire sexuality only on Blade the TV series right here on spike."
>Joe: "What's a dose of vampire sexuality?"
>Goldie: "It's a card they told me to read Joe."

Goldberg could be really based sometimes. I miss him lads.

>>76095063
He wants the pleasure to say he beat the greatest fighters in his era and retire

>>76095067
He's so much better than this new Grisham jackass or whoever else we currently have

>>76095019
who won the fight?

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rory

>>76095067
I'll take the tepid company man over this screaming jack-ass.

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>>76095092
Based Rory.

>>76095067
can someone post the transparent cutout of his head smiling?

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>>76094186
That'd be great, dude

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>>76095117
this one or that one cut out

>>76095158
this one, thx bruh

honestly though boys i don't know how much more of this sport i can take with all these pullouts and paper champs

khabib-fergy was almost my limit but now with cody-dilly being off i'm not sure i can do it, literally every single exciting high level fight falls through

>>76095067
Goldie is gonna get that weed money with Rumble

>>76090880
Frankie's my boy, so Frankie.
Max has improved strides since his last lost and is only getting better, but I don't think he has the striking arsenal to put him away. Maybe on the ground via submission, but Frankie's ground game is outstanding and I don't think Max can stop the takedowns the way Aldo could.
Frankie wins 49-46.

>>76095163
try expanding your interest beyond the top layer of the UFC roster. there are plenty of exciting fights with history and backstory that happen all the time but if you rely on the UFC to feed you hype youre never going to get hyed about them.
go look at the tapology rankings. any of them. best fights, best knockouts, best fighters. get some depth in your mma fandom and you'll enjoy it more

>>76095176
lol ok nerd

>>76095163
I was in a similar spot but 211 really got me back into things. I can ignore all the bullshit trappings and just watch fights.
It's such a beautiful sport to watch, absolute shame what WME is doing to it.

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reminder

>not finishing the old thread
>>76085641
>>76085641

Whores.

>>76095088
Cody won the decision, but history will show that he lost the fight.

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>>76095352

>>76095088
It was a draw.

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>>76095284
We did but the spergs posts got deleted.

>>76095191
>just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
>watch it Chrissy

>>76095511
God you're an annoying little cunt.

>>76095430
>MUH YAIR
kek

KEK

K E K

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>tfw makenzie has a nigdog

I need a chuckle. Requesting
>Cody necktats, before he got necktats.jpg

Why Does Tony Ferguson Capitalise Every Word?

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>>76095559
>ywn get to watch Dern experimenting with her doggo
When's her next fight?

my biggest fear is that Whittaker will win against Romero, but lose against Bisping.

then Bisping will pull the " why should I have to fight guyswho lost to the guy I just beat"

then Bisping will go have a title fight against Silva or Boetsch or some loser.

>>76095626
>then Bisping will pull the " why should I have to fight guyswho lost to the guy I just beat"

he will be right because Romero will be out of title contention

>>76095626
>yfw dan kelly ufc middleweight champion

>>76095626
I'm so glad that public opinion turned on that charlatan

>>76095637
me too, fuck that little bitch

>>76095626
it'll be the winner of dickhead and moose if bisping defends vs whitaker though

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Which of you anons is this

>>76095645
What a liar, my cock is huge.

>>76095632
that be a feel good story of the decade
I think Kelly matches well against Bisping and well that is that, he is a fun fringe fighter maybe barely breaking top 10 but he would get smoke by anyone in the top 5, he could maybe eek out a win from Bisping and maybe maybe outstrike Jacare

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>>76095645
Same dickweed who did this.

>He couldn't spell Whittaker right
Sounds like a butthurt Poocare fag.

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>>76095626
He won't even need to say anything, Jacare is 100% finished after his loss and will never get a title shot. IMO Whittaker is pretty much a lock to get the next crack at Bisping out of the real contenders, the UFC has been looking to expand globally since well before the WME era and nationality has always been a fairly solid matchmaking predictor for certain kinds of fights.

That doesn't necessarily mean it'll happen next - if Bisping-GSP happens like I think it will then they can push Whittaker into a stay-busy fight like they did with Maia and Jacare. That'll give them a window to schedule a meme match like Silva II and then finally get around to a real title fight in 2018.

>>76095656
I like how each weightclass has some funny nationality to it. like japan and FLW, korea and FW and Australia and MW.

always the weird propensity of ranked fighters of a certain country to flourish. hell we got WW

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>>76095680
>we

>>76095430
>spergs

can't just let that thread get bumped forever

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>>76095686
WUZ

KNO SUM YUNG NIGGAS LIEK 2 SWANG

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>>76090983

Shes top qt init

>>76090983
Back to the massage parlor and gutting fish in the factory.

>>76095680
I don't think one or two top fighters in a division not being American or Brazilian is that notable.

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LADS!
When I tell you I'm fuckin laffin
IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>>76090983
Maybe KK after Gadelha mauls her

>>76095758
Things must be real ugly between Rizin and Garcia.

>>76095758
>>76095802
at least they are developing the big girls weight class, finding fighters

Romero is a FUCKING BEAST.
No chances to SHITTAKER.

>>76095807
Yeah. Reina is actually pretty decent and has a legit background in Sambo. 3 or 4 more decent fighters would probably be enough to do a tourney

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>>76095758
we /spike/ now

how do I achieve this mode?

>>76095812
Romero relies too much on getting the finish IMO, Whittaker has SLICC boxing and should pick him apart.

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Load up the next tall brown American for a headkick.

>>76095845
I want him to be their next champs. all bellator champs stay undefeated and fuck off, contenders just lose.

so lashley beats kongo for belt, gets to fight mitione

>>76095875
isn't their champion on fightpass?

>>76095875
>I want him to be their next champs. all bellator champs stay undefeated and fuck off, contenders just lose.
What?

>>76095908
they stripped him, but I still consider him their champ, the other champ, a super successful wrestler retired undefeated and went back to some cushy desk job he was also good at.

>>76095924
7-0 champ retires.
16-0 champ, fights 4 straight fights in russia on competitors fightpass during contract renegotiation.

8-0 lashley as champ after heeming kongo is perfect, they can feed him guys he can beat, he has improved and isn't bottom of the barrel, retires back to mandrama at 11-0

>>76092495

>hate cody before this
>tfw no choice but to give him respek after he did this to cruz

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>>76095939
>8-0 lashley as champ

>>76095939
I am a bit confused, why do you want them to be undefeated?

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>>76095949
>using Sherdog for fighter records in 2017

>>76095950
madrama

>>76095954
I prefer tapology but Sherdog is better for screenshots because it gives a nice infographic

>>76094219
>>76094345

Tony Ferguson #GOAT #NumberOneContenderForAReasonBitchezzz Is A Great Fighter But His Social Media Is a CringeFest!!! #ElCucuy #WeRollin #BadAss #Cool

>>76095949
well fuck me, thought he was 7-0

maybe that's his lellator record not mma record

>>76095990
he is on like an 8 fight winning streak so maybe that what it is

Believe you me I have a knee injury till GSP is ready to fight !

>>76096019
Surely the UFC requires medical proof of injuries

>>76095736
sauce?

>>76096024
for sure my knee hurt buddeh, I can't even walk on set I had to borrow crutches from my nan my man, not ducking yoel for sure 100% my buddeh