NFL GENERAL

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Who /cautiouslyoptimistic/ here?

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NFL Quarterback Tom Brady

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You're hanging out in the club when the reigning DPOY runs up and sacks your girlfriend for a loss of 6 yards. What do you do?

>>76087948
cap a nigg

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guess who will be winning 11 games again this year

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>>76088125
falcons?

also, reposting for sadness

>>76087948
Tell him his reign is over because Joey Bosa is here to take his place next year and the follow 5 years

>>76088192
I think they can compete for the sixth seed maybe

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My team > your team

>>76088536
>your team
>good

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why are there two threads? also, jordan matthews

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>>76088536
>he has a team

>>76088614
because Krabs didn't like this thread in the last general

I blame the New Jersey School system

>>76088192

I'm not a fan of the Deadskins, but man are they an interesting franchise. From Snyder on down it's always a bizarre cluster fuck, and it looks like there's a good chance they'll let a good QB walk out the door, or pay him $35 million for a season or whatever the next franchise tag will be. They're like the Browns if they made the playoffs sometimes and got their fans hopes up just to fuck it all up in the most outlandish ways.

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I tried to trigger every team. How'd I do?

Patriots: 18-1
Cowboys: Zeke is a little bitch
Steelers: The Immaculate Reception was a farce and you know it
Falcons: 28-3
Packers: Your quarterback pulled a playoff berth out of his ass and you will be nothing without him
Raiders: See above
Giants: 3li will never happen and you know it
Chiefs: Alex Smith knows approximately three plays
Titans: One yard short
Dolphins: Starting 9-2 and finishing 9-7
Lions: Barry Sanders' career was wasted and you know it
Buccaneers: 0-26
Seahawks: "Wilson drops back to pass...and it is pICKED OFF THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOM BUTLER"
Colts: Andrew Luck's career is being wasted and you know it
Texans: Name one good quarterback
Redskins: Your QB doesn't even want to be on the team and would probably rather be a Brown
Cardinals: "WHAT AN AMAZING CATCH BY SANTONIO HOLMES"
Vikings: Postseason failure, the team
Bengals: See above
Bills: "...and the kick is NO GOOD! WIDE RIGHT!"
Panthers: Flamed out after a fluke Super Bowl appearance, won't make it back for a long time
Broncos: See above
Saints: The 0-26 Buccaneers beat you. At home.
Chargers: "Los Angeles"
Ravens: Joe Flacco is not elite and you know that
Eagles: You booed Santa Claus
Jets: Laughingstock since Super Bowl III
Bears: They will never win another owl and you know it
Jags: Only thing trashier than your uniforms is Blake Bortles
Rams: Jared Goff cannot throw a football and you know it
49ers: Set the record for fastest decline of a playoff team
Browns: Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble, Bottlegate, Baltimore Browns, Johnny Manizel

>>76089536

>Cowboys

No championships in 20+ years and most of their fans don't know who Danny White or Quincy Carter were

>Packers

No-call on the facemask on Rodgers in the 2008 playoffs

>Raiders

Immaculate Reception

>Giants

"Miracle at the Meadowlands"

>Chiefs

Len Elliott

>Dolphins

The Sprinkler Game

>Colts

"You stole your team from Baltimore"

>Redskins

Dan Snyder

>Vikings

Gary Anderson

>Bengals

Got fucked in the ass at the last second by Joe Montana TWICE

>Panthers

Jerricho Cotchery catch

>Broncos

Long history of getting blown the fuck out in the Super Bowl

>Ravens

Ray Lewis killed two people

>Bears

The Instant Replay Game

>Jaguars

1999 Tennessee Titans

>Rams

Move from Los Angeles to St. Louis

>49ers

Jed York

You could've done better desu

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>top 10 collapses on NFL Network

gee I wonder what's number 1

>>76092108

I don't think they start doing new Top 10 shows until the season starts.

>>76091458
So odd. The Bears fans were all cheering when the call was reversed. How could an entire stadium get confused on that?

https://youtu.be/rY8t-ptLbuM

>>76088776
>bortles throws a pick
>the opposing offense has only to drive less than half the field to score
>most games jags are trailing so the other team doesn't attempt that much to pass, only low yardage plays to eat up the clock
>somehow yards are a good measure of how good the jags D is

i will give you that Ramsey is a fucking stud but using yardage to measure that defense aint that good

Which is the best place in the United States, for someone who hates football and the NFL, who only likes socce and MLS (major league soccer)?

>>76093697
I really want to know what is the best answer anyone ever gave you

>>76092108
18-1 of course

>>76093697
LA

>>76093697
Portland. The Timbers are a decent team with a decent fanbase. Beyond that, Portland is just a nice, livable city. Plus the Trailblazers are there to inject some drama when necessary.

Does Joe Mixon already have a spot on the All Thug Team?

>>76095021
Why would he?