Rockies @ Phillies Game Thread

1st for Rockies win

Tight strikezone tonight.

>tfw cant watch this past the first inning cause I've got stuff to do tonight

>>76087424
Feel free to post your obligitory "Rockies Win" image before you leave

Damnit Nolan

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>>76087424

You act as if this game (and series, in fact) doesn't already have a foregone conclusion.

Right in the groin

Phillies hitters look desperate to get something done. No patience what so ever. Stairs needs to get on their asses

>Phillies have runners on 2nd and 3rd with 1 out

I can't wait for them to strikeout twice!

>>76087744
What a shocker!

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>>76087744

Called it.

>>76087744
What are tomorrow's lottery numbers?

lol I fucking love the phanatic

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LMAO what

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>>76087424
It's cool. I got you.

Looks like you Rockies fans don't need Arenado. We can take him off your hands

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Based Black Man.

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RIP

>>76087896

>tfw get triggered by any variation of this pic now

I've been on this board way too long.

Oh, and the Rockies his a HR. Shocking.

Lol, thanks Chuck Nazty

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>>76087912
Muh meme park!

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>>76087912
4 U

So let me get this straight. You walk the 8 hole hitter, but make Arenado look like Freddy Galvis?

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Why is there no organ player until like halfway through the game this week for phillies?

I can't enjoy the game properly without organ music.

>>76087955

>enjoying watching the Phils at all right now

Well, aren't you a trooper.

>Rockies booth gets a popcorn shower
>Phillies booth gets Mcdonalds chicken sandiwches

>Bases loaded
Can't wait for an inning ending double play

>>76087744

>bases loaded with 1 out

Time for either a double play, or two strikeouts!

What is that shit on rockies catcher arm?

>>76088037
Looks like the wrist playbooks NFL quarterbacks use.

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>>76088037
Calls.

>>76088029
>>76088024
AAAAAAHHHH

>>76088060
What the heck does that even do?

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>Phillies actually score a run with the bases loaded

>>76088080
certain gestures for certain situations.

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THIS IS WHY I AM MAD AT THE MORGAN CALL UP. WE COULD HAVE HAD QUINN. QUINN IS FAST. QUINN CAN PLAY CENTER FIELD. QUINN IS HITTING WELL

>>76088080
How long have you been a baseball fan?

>>76088127
1 month.

>Phillies got one run

Time for the Rockies to score three more, then.

>>76088154
Oh, ok. A catcher is like a QB calling "plays" (i.e. pitches) with the pitcher. It's not abnormal for catchers to study hitters beyond how pitchers do.

Here's where the game falls apart

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>>76088213
Thanks.

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>>76088249
>Someone using my awoos
I swear to god I'll get back to making more

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>>76088265
I made one edit but it didn't turn out great thanks to MSpaint.

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>>76088176
This guy confirmed wizard.

>>76088319
That's a hell of a lot better than I could've done with MSpaint

Reminder that Alexi Amarista is 5'6"

>>76088351
We're Phillies fans, we've played this game since 2013

>>76088176

>3 for 3 on predictions this thread

Well, as long as I'm posting here, I'm predicting I will win the Powerball lottery this week.

GG Rockies fans. When Franco pinch hits, groove him one, okay?

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TACOS
A
C
O
S

Chuck hit the same sign lmao

Put Eflin back down to AAA or AA. He's shit.

>5 runs by the Rockies

Time for the Phils to go 1-2-3!

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>>76088358
Before edit.

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>>76088516
The world's fastest half ass

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>>76088508
lmao

>>76088508
Please don't stop

>>76088593

Everyone ITT will get laid within the next month.

>>76088624
The Hiroshima Carp's have a mascot that is designed by same lady who did the Phanatic.

Its literally a different colored phanatic.

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>>76088674

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>>76088674
>Hiroshima Carp
>resd cap

Lel fucking Japan.

>>76088709
Is the logo exactly the same?

Man I wish MLB teams had sister teams in Japan so I would know who to follow over there.

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>>76088726

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>Aaron Altherr is our only offensive player

>>76088821
Should I watch games other than phillies as a new fan?

I feel like if all I watch is Phillies this season I am gonna have a bad time.

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btw just posting new Phillie Awoos that I'm making

>>76088855
Find an MLB Network stream when you can. They have a nice red zone styled coverage from time to time

>>76088875
Rockies fan, but I'll save these. They're nice

>>76088875
saved.

PARRA

Why the fuck is Eflin still in?

Guess the Phils figure they have nothing to lose at this point.

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This season is painful. Moreso than 2015.

>>76089066

And the season's only about a quarter of the way through.

This is going to be a loooooooooong summer before the NFL starts. Yeah, the Eagles won't make the playoffs, but even last year, they were at least entertaining to watch.

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>>76089117
I won't be satisfied until McClure is fired.

>2006 Royals: 5.64 ERA(30th)
>2007 Royals: 4.48 ERA(16th)
>2008 Royals: 4.48 ERA(22nd)
>2009 Royals: 4.83 ERA(26th)
>2010 Royals: 4.97 ERA(29th)
>2011 Royals: 4.44 ERA(27th)
>2012 Red Sox: 4.70 ERA(27th)
>2014 Phillies: 3.79 ERA(20th)
>2015 Phillies: 4.35 ERA(28th)
>2016 Phillies: 4.64 ERA(26th)

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I present to you an Awoo that will never be used unironically

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The official Aaron Altherr Awoo

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"Leave the Phillies to me."

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>>76089505

How's the game going for the Phillies I just got home and my cable is out.

>>76089737
"Great!"
t. Charlie Blackmon

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>>76089737
Not even watching anymore. It's been that bad

>>76089764
At this point would the Iron Pigs beat the Phillies in a series?

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>>76089737

>>76089883

Probably. They need to call some people up from AAA.

>>76090004
Are there sites that stream minor league games?

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This one can get mileage
>>76090004
Off the top of my head
>Roman Quinn
>Rhys Hoskins
Valentin would've been an option but he's ded

>>76090034
milb.tv

>>76090039
Isn't there an awoo where it looks braindead. And a doctor one.

Those would probably be good.

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>>76090103
I don't have the doctor one, and I'm unsure if I have the braindead one. at least a good braindead one

Spee help me out, /r/ing the gif of Kershaw going full sayian when a home run is hit off him. I think it was last year maybe during the playoffs

>>76087905
Don't worry it's only a matter of time before the owners come to their senses and trade away all talent for pennies like they do every year

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>>76090146
heres a self explanatory one.

>>76090212
The owners are the ones that built this Rockies team. Bridich and Bud walked in at the perfect time

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>>76090285
sheeit I have that one without the bat

>>76090212
Bridich hasn't done that.

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>>76090285

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>>76090329
Have one in .png

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We need to beat the Mest and Natinals more so I can use this

Did Lyles really just pitch a clean inning?
What universe is this?

So now that the game is pretty much over, it's time for the Phils to score some pity runs.

Final score will be 8-3.

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>>76090527
It's happening.

>>76090527

If you want any pitcher to look good, just play them against the Phillies.

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NERIS DID THING

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Do you feel it? It's an 8 run 9th for the Phillies

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sorry I'm late, what'd I miss?

>>76090534
I swear to god if you're right again

>>76090815
Blackmon hit two balls into the Atlantic Ocean

I remember when the Phillies signed Chad Qualls I said "If this bum throws a single 1-2-3 inning in Phillies colors, I'll buy his jersey.

Needless to say I do not own a Chad Qualls Phillies jersey

>Hackanin will just keep putting random players in until the Phillies win another game
>He'll refuse to call up position players from the farm though

>Cargos gonzalez

GG Phillies. See you again tomorrow.

>>76090534

Well, I was half-right. Whatever.

Making these predictions are the only thing making this season any form of entertaining.

WHen are things going to change for the phillies?


Won't ticket sales take a nosedive if they keep losing like this?

>>76090304
>>76090332
Newfag bandwagons don't know about that monfort magic. Please tell me what part of Colorado you're from transplants