How the fuck can other country's even compete???

>>76086763
Diogenes would just sit in the corner of the goal though. I nominate Pyrrhus.

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easily

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fixed Greece with military only

>>76087223

>tfw your center backs pursue lu bu

>>76087296
>Alexander is a CF
>His dad is a Defender.
Family Goals

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Though easily defeated in battle, no one could take them down on the pitch.

>>76090095
Montezuma was an Aztec. Also
>putting the guy who let the Spaniards into his nation in goal

>>76087223
Where is my noodle nigger Kong fuzi?

>>76090160
Montezuma is sort of a meme keeper, but realistically who could get past that back line anyways? Especially with Sitting Bull in front of them

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>>76086763
>put a blind guy for left midfield
had to make one for Alemania

>>76091701
Engels is so far left that's he's on the right again?

>>76089364
But Alexander is Macedonian

Is everybody here familiar with the Monty Python sketch about this?

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>>76090095
not so fast

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>>76091701
>tfw too inteligent to score

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>>76086763
*blocks your path*

>>76098126
>Montaigne
>literally Mountain
>not in GK
ya fucked up

>>76098287
>GK is Bergson
>literally son of the mountain
yeah sure

>>76098287
>>76098602
Bergson defends the concepts of intuition and immediate perception, I thought it would make sense to put him at keeper.

>>76094010
So he's pretty much greek.

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Are you guys even trying?

sensible and obvious chuckle at euclid's movement settings

>>76097411
>le epic meme win because we have nukes team

>>76093803
Cut inside man

>>76091701
replace one of the commiefucks with Clausewitz

>>76091701
Kierkegaard would be a good LB, and Hume a good trequartista

>>76099089
>Kierkegaard
>german
american education

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>>76091701
But anon, football is a spook

>>76098807
>tfw no handballs

>>76097411

>Stonewall Jackson as GK

kek great job

>>76098126
>even here using africans

kek

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>>76086763
>>76090095
>>76091701
>>76098126
>Continental wankers
it's coming home lads

>>76090095

>letting a girl on the team

>>76097411

Lee was a stonewall babby

>>76091701
>not Kafka on the right
Poor job, Tyler

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*blocks your path*

>>76099654
Literally whos

>>76099654
Also, to be precise

Goalkeepers:
Henryk Sucharski - CWKS Legia Warszawa

Defenders:

Tadeusz Kościuszko - New England Revolution (on loan from Szkoła Rycerska)
Władysław Raginis - Grunwald Wilno
Karol Świerczewski - International Brigades Madrid (on loan from CSKA Moscow)
Józef Poniatowski - Grande Armee CS

Midfield:
Józef Piłsudski - Grunwald Wilno
Stefan Czarniecki - KS Husaria
Jan Sobieski - KS Husaria

Attack:
Jan Karol Chodkiewicz - KS Husaria
Ludwik Waryński - SDKPiL (banned from the Russian League)
Jan Leon Kozietulski - Grande Armee

Subs:
Stanisław Żółkiewski - KS Husaria
Ludwik Mierosławski - Free Agent (last played:
1848 Berlin Democracy)
Jan Zumbach - Free Agent (last played: London Fighters 303)
Wojciech Korfanty - Oberschlesien Kattowitz
Józef Haller - Blue Army Paris
Władysław Anders - Polish Sporting Club London
Zygmunt Berling - CSKA Moscow

Coach:
Jeremi Wiśniowiecki

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>>76100079
top post my friend

>>76099236
underrated

>>76099236
Very underrated

>>76100116
thx la', my historical assburger finally pays off

also, forgot to put in Dzierżyński. He'd be a good scumbag CB, who is out to murder everyone.

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>>76100167
r8 this

>>76100298
>le meme horse archer formation

who's coaching them, Guardiola?

>>76100328
I dare you to find a defensive line that could stop that front three, and with Subodai pulling the strings no less

>>76100365
Georgy Zhukov-Aleksandr Vasilevsky-Dmitry Donskoy-Mikhail Kutuzov

Especially with Peter I and Pyotr Bagration supporting them. Possibly the most elite defensive line, both technically skilled in cattenacio and strikingly quick counterattacks to Stalin and Susanin

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>>76100298
>I rate Ogedei

>>76099236
>>76098807
>tfw a goalkeeper with no hands

what can possibly go wrong.

>>76100509
Hannibal-Alexander-Epaminondas is all you need to bring them down
Epaminondas pushing from the right with the oblique falange and Hannibal pinchering from the left, all that's left to crush them is a heavy cavalry charge by Alexander

>>76097411
That's a 7x1 tier defense

Is this the /split/ thread or the /sphis/ thread?

>>76100645
>hannibal makes a run with a ball, trying to show his mad skillz
>Vailevsky and Donsky just retreat in the right direction until Zhukov and Kutuzov encircle him
le free terms of surrender face

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But more importantly how the fuck do you compete with this

>>76101197

considering rog and david hate each other, Lennon would try to steer the defensive formation in HIS direction, and Mick/David would be off doing blow somewhere, it'll all fall apart on its own

>>76100760
>hannibal getting encircled
It'd take them 13 years only to understand how to do it

>>76101427
In the meantime he would be running around the penalty box, instead of scoring a goal.

>>76101507
kek
In the meantime Alexander can bring down an empire on his own

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>>76100645
>he rates Hannibal
lad is a definition of a choker

>Greeks not playing 5-4-1

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>>76091701
>Hitler, Goebbels not on the team
>Marx, Engels, Stirner on the team

>>76098653
sounds like a 10 to me

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>>76086763
Why do we no longer see things like these again?

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>>76091701
>No Luther crossing on the right wing
>Falling for the Stirner meme

But continental bullshit doesn't win shit.

>>76106056
>Stuart Mill at CB instead of False 9

are you retarded m8?

>>76094010
Ancient Macedon is in modern day Greece. Macedonia is a fake country

>>76101352
Just like the English team in real life.

>>76101197
>no Moon as DM
>no Serge as CF after he lobbed David Seaman at Old Trafford

>>76086763
>no Democritus

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get rekt plebs

relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8

>more than a day and the thread is still up
are the mods, dare I say, bros again?

>>76090095
Is "Montezuma" an anchor child of Moctezuma?

>>76087296
Socrates was decorated in war famalam.

>>76098957
Nah, Clausewitz can warm the bench.

>>76106056
Lord Byron should be GK. Large frame and war hero, but limp leg.

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Manager: Baseball

>>76108473
>sport with the least tactics is the manager
for what purpose?

>>76101197
Bowie needs to be central. Probably CAM with Mick on top

>>76108473
>esports

better off with darts or some shit

>>76108704
Team sports only m8

>>76107432
>>76098669
HIDF in full force this week

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>>76107754
for you

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>>76101197
>Phil Collins as GK

>>76110035
>no Augustus

>>76110035
>>76110491
If we're doing just generals then nevermind

>>76100298

>putting Genghis, a natural attacking player, at CB

Enjoy your 7-1

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>>76106056
rather motley unit

>>76108490
baseball managers do so much shit. a lot of little shit but a lot of shit

>>76086763
>not using diogenes as a midfield destroyer
>not using socrates, plato, and aristotle as your front 3

>>76087223
>literally who FC

>>76090095
>pontiac
they dont make pontiacs anymore

>>76091701
>heidegger
>hegel
>stirner
kys plz

>>76097411
>macarthur and patton beside each other
two primadonnas in the 3 of a 4-2-3-1 never works
>sherman as the target man
would be underutilized up front. should be a box-to-box middie
>teddy roosevelt
wew
>not using washington as a ball-playing sweeper in a 3-back set

>>76098126
>no derrida
>no foucault
>no deleuze
<3

>>76098807
unstoppable

>>76100298
>>76090095
>actually using a formation

>>76101197
>no bellamy
>no yorke
>no martin
are you even trying lad? /s

>>76110721
yorke would get the shit kicked out of him

>>76100298
> Not having a Jebe Subodai partnership up front

you fucked up nigger

>>76090095
Squanto is a Red Cloud babby

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>>76107754
>cicero and marc anthony in the same team
>didn't include the best defensive duo in serie est
pleb

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>>76110765
>literally who FC
literally one of the most famous novels in the world

>>76100136
>>76100163
could someone please explain why? i do not get it. thank you continental friends.

These threads are good

>>76113281
Belgians used to cut the hands of the niggers in Congo

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>>76113431
phylosophy is for wankers

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>>76086763
Best BR team possible!

>>76110765
>oh look at me i know about philosophers.
no one cares retard

>>76090095

does pocahontas get bleached after the game while the team watches?

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>>76113602
I wonder how many of these names you plebs even recognize.

>>76107754


>augustus not in the pirlo role
>julius caesar not the manager
>crassus not the sugardaddy chairman

III/X

also swap sulla for cicero

>>76100509

>Georgy Zhukov-Aleksandr Vasilevsky-Dmitry Donskoy-Mikhail Kutuzov

unlimited manpower meme generals desu

>>76086763

>philosophers

More like ancient NEETS.

>>76113953
Literally zero, but I knew Sobieski, Kosciuzko and Czarniecki

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Greatest match in history

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>>76101197
>he rates lennon

>>76099654
>study philosophy
>never heard any of these names

sorry to tell you that m8

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>>76114079
>he knows Based Roman from Corto Maltese

GODSPEED, CROATIA!

>>76113953
>Szymborska
based team

>>76114046
quick rundown on generals

>Sucharski
Defender of Westerplatte. For seven days he held off German attacks, until he decided it was not worth the lives of the sick and injured. Had 15:400 casualty ratio in his favour. German commander saluted him when he surrendered.

>Kościuszko
Veteran of US revolution, built West Point, led an insurrection against Russians in 1794. Acknowledged as a great defender and first one to emancipate the serfs in Poland
>Raginis
Defender of Wizna. The meme song 40-1 is about him.
>Świerczewski
Commie leader, fighting in Spain against Franco. Hemingway wrote about him. Alcoholic, died fighting against UPA bandits in Poland. Has a badass nickname "Man who would not bow to the bullets."
>Poniatowski
Cousin of Polish king. The only foreigner to ever been granted the title of Grand Marshal of France. Died under Lipsk in 1814.

>Piłsudski
Marshal of Poland, leader of the independence movement, either absolutely brilliat, or the luckiest man alive. Dictator, has a cult of personality.
>Czarniecki
Hussar, fought in Lisowski's formation (absolute badass expeditionary force, read about them)
>Sobieski
well known, a bit memey, but competent commander.
>Chodkiewicz
Led the charge at Kircholm. Possibly the greatest victory of hussars.
>Waryński
Absolute madman socialist revolutionary.
>Kozietulski
Led the charge at Somosierra in the Napoleon's army. Also look it up, because it's absolutely amazing.

>Żólkiewski
Good leader, Hussar.
>Mierosławski
Professional revolutionary, had travelled al across Europe in 1848, including Palermo. Garibaldi wanted to recruit him in 1860, but did not work out.
>Zumbach
Fighting ace during battle of Britain. Later a mercenary, fought for Katanga.
>Korfanty
Leader of Silesian movement, fought against Germans after WWI
>Haller
Leader of Polish army under Entente command in WWI
>Anders
Leader of Polish Army under Western Allies command in WW2
>Berling
Leader of Polish Army under Soviet command in WW2

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>I rate Socrates

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>>76114370
Hello there!

>>76114119
those are military commanders

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>>76114370
he deserved a better squad without chokers.

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>the Kabbalah tree of life is already a football formation for playing with a sending off

w..woah

>>76098126
>that little faggot Diderot
>but no Robespierre
>Voltaire anywhere near the field

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>>76107754
>not using the triumvirate for the midfield triangle

>>76114137
>Corto Maltese
why are italian comics so GOAT?