britbong sports journalism everyone

>>76086057
why is a bottom side team GK on the team of the season?

>>76086057
Kek. This team wouldn't even be midtable on Eredivise.

>>76086066
Probably most saves because of a shitty defence in front of him inflating his stats.

Stats like these are absolutely worthless and don't actually show how effective players are.

Stats don't work in football like they do in American football and Bball

thats not british journalism you cunt.


it's a statistic website that compiles arbitrary ratings based on the stats they collect.

dont ever insult british journalims again you fucking upside down cunt. we have the best journalists in the world. the best. we invented journalism. we have a top class media. absolutely premier. the best in the world

>>76086072
my sides went into orbit at the selection of kolarov

>>76086087
its on the guardian m8.

>>76086057
but its based on stats not Journalistic opinion

>>76086086
stats dont really work that much in football either.
the better sport to say is baseball which stats matter a whole lot

Of course soccer is the ultimate sport of lying stats.

>>76086095
He's still right though. Whoscored has no connection to the guardian and they get their ratings from stats they collect.

Reminder that stats are only relevant/irrelevant if it suits your argument

>>76086057
>best team
>defence would literally concede at least 2 a game

>>76086057
and whats the name of your local shit team? your teams have meme names like usa/japan etc

>>76086057
>only 1 player from the champion team
>none from the 2nd
mmmkay

>>76086144
my bad didn't see the mouthbreather

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>>76086057
>Sanchez as a winger with Azzar as a striker

>>76086087
british journalism is the worst in the world by far

Is this the,' make manchester look good after a bombing" edition of the team of the season?

>Van Dijk

but he didnt do anything

>1 Chelsea player
>1 Spurs player

The premier league team of the season should literally just be 7 Chelsea and 4 Spurs players.

>>76086057
>two City defenders
>Valencia
>van Dijk who was out for most of the season
>Firmino
>the goalkeeper of the worst team
>not swapping Hazard and Alexis

--------------------Courtois---------
-------Azpi---Alderwiereld---Luiz-------
Walker-------------------------------------------Rose
-----------------Kante-------Matic-----------------
------------Erikson----------------Hazard---------
---------------------------Kane-------------------------

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>>76086057
>whoscored ratings
That's not journalism la, but pure nonsense. Guardian's sport section should know better than use whoscored for anything else than simple stats like goals, tackles and shit, but then again they're click-hungry and subscribe-craving like every other media and paki customers are the most populous and vocal fanbase in England.

>>76086317
This is pretty good

>>76086317
Actually can't find a fault in this, some would argue Sanchez instead of Eriksen but a good team should have a set-piece specialist.

>>76086326
m-my stats are good but these is bad

>>76086388
>it's a whoscored apologist episode
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75816875/#75817419
What does Pogba (3rd best player in whole league according to >whoscored) do except spamming short passing? Assisting, scoring, creating chances, winning tackles, covering ground? Fuck all, that's what. And Kolarov, are you serious?

>>76086307
Valencia's been very consistent this season

>>76086317

>Matic
>Walker

meh tbqh
Also I still don't rate Luiz

>>76086317
would replace matic/erikson for herrera and sanchez desu

>>76086317
>Luiz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>76086388
kek slavfag always get btfo

>>76086317
>no Sanchez
Arsenal would be in the bottom half of the table without him

>>76086317
>no man u players

*detonates suicide vest*

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>>76086057
>4-4-2

>players scores a tap in
+6000000 rating

>defender makes an amazing tackle to prevent a one-on-one vs gk
+0.1 rating

>>76086317
>luiz
Jokes on you