/trans/ - Rest In Pies, Big Fraud Sam Edition

Sheffield United

Just walked past Old Trafford and already I've been linked to a move to United.

>>76085516
Pies.

>>76085526
£50?
Can you dab?

#PrayforSam

>>76085516
that bolton team with jay jay okocha in 2bh

F

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>>76085516
Trolling LVG about long balls was classic Big Sam.

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*CARVING IN MY SKIN*

When his Palace side beat Chelseas he started his press conference with something great.
The first 10 seconds of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRkhrjic48

And the smug look he gives afterwards.

>>76085516
>What are you memories of Big Sam?
carvery memes mostly

>Jermain Defoe set for return to Bournemouth on £20m three-year deal

fucking ell lads (free transfer)

>>76085560
>nakata
>djorkaeff
>campo

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>Sunderland striker Jermain Defoe, 34, has begun talks with Bournemouth over a possible transfer. (Guardian)

Defoe could join the Premier League side on a free transfer after West Ham, who bid £6m for the England forward in the winter, ended their interest. (Daily Telegraph)

>Tottenham right-back Kyle Walker, 26, is wanted by Chelsea and Bayern Munich, who have joined Manchester City in the race to sign the England defender. (Sun)

Everton have agreed a £25m deal with Swansea for midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, but the Iceland player wants more than £120,000 a week to sign. (Daily Mirror)

>Arsenal have opened talks with Belgian club KAS Eupen over signing 19-year-old Nigerian Henry Onyekuru. Everton, Southampton and West Brom are also interested in the striker. (Sky Sports)

Despite resigning, David Moyes will play a role in finding his replacement as manager of relegated Sunderland. (Daily Star)

>Chelsea will begin negotiations this week with Monaco over France midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, 22. (Daily Mail)

Blues boss Antonio Conte has made signing Everton and Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku, 24, a priority in the summer, before a move for Spain and Real Madrid player Alvaro Morata, 24. (Evening Standard)

>Atletico Madrid are monitoring Chelsea striker Diego Costa, despite the 28-year-old being heavily linked with a move to Chinese Super League side Tianjin Quanjian. (Daily Telegraph)

But Conte is pleading with the Chelsea board to offer a deal to keep Spain player at the club. (Sun)

>Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is open to offers for England defender Chris Smalling, 27. (ESPN)

Liverpool midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 24, has told worried fans he sees his long-term future at the club. (Daily Mirror)

>Atletico Madrid want to sign Monaco and Brazil player Fabinho. Manchester City are also rumoured to be interested in the 23-year-old, who can play at right-back or in midfield. (Marca)

>>76085516

>Big Sam memories

Dreadful football and a bad attitude. He seems a nice bloke but I hated watching Newcastle when he was manager.

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Watford are targeting former Bayer Leverkusen coach Roger Schmidt to take over as manager following Walter Mazzarri's exit from the club.(Independent)

>Everton have delayed issuing a statement on England midfielder Ross Barkley's future at the club. Manager Ronald Koeman held talks with the club's board about the 23-year-old. (Liverpool Echo)

Meanwhile the Toffees are set to lose out to Atletico Madrid in their bid to sign Malaga forward Sandro Ramirez, 21.(Independent)

>Manchester City are leading the race to sign Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez and are reportedly ready to pay around £50m for the 28-year-old. (Manchester Evening News)

Manchester United have made an offer that "cannot be refused" for Monaco's 22-year-old midfielder Bernardo Silva. (France Football, via Daily Express)

>West Ham are lining up a loan move for Chelsea and Belgium striker Michy Batshuayi. The 23-year-old made just one Premier League start for the champions. (ESPN)

But the Hammers could have competition from newly promoted Newcastle as manager Rafael Benitez also wants Batshuayi on loan. (Daily Mirror)

>Gael Clichy has said he will leave Manchester City next month. The former Arsenal and France left-back, 31, has been with the club for six years. (Daily Mail)

Former Liverpool and Chelsea striker Fernando Torres, 33, will stay at Atletico Madrid for another year and could be first choice if the club's transfer ban is not lifted. (AS)

>Former Manchester United youth coach Paul McGuiness believes Red Devils midfielder Angel Gomes, 16, has the potential to become a world-class player.(BBC Radio 5)

Liverpool midfielder James Milner says those seeking an Anfield move solely because of Champions League football are 'disrespecting' the club. The Merseyside team are planning to spend more than £100m this summer. (Daily Telegraph)

>A psychic cow in Holland - who has an 85% success rate - has predicted that Ajax will beat Manchester United in the Europa League final on Wednesday. (Sun)

>>76085611
>being the only man to lose to THAT Derby side
>bog sim
Bizarrely everyone ignores that spell. I wonder why...

>>76085516
That gif with him laughing

>>76085612
fak die kanker koe ouwe

>>76085622

Remember him going nuts celebrating the 2-2 home draw against the worst team in PL history.

>>76085622
Reminder that they also needed a 90th minute equaliser to avoid losing to us at St James

>>76085416
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/leicester-lead-chase-sign-hull-9982598

>>76085667
MANY EGGS

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Just imagine watching a travel show with Big Sam and Pards going to far-off lands to pick up slags

>you now remember Nuri Sahin

>>76085701
has been very good this season

Poll of the Thread:
What teams are going to win the Europa League and Champions League?
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>>76085700
A beer travelling show in the mold of Oz and James's Big Wine Adventure starring Pardew and Sam would be excellent

>>76085727
Oz and James has to be in the top five of comfiest shows ever

>>76085726
only acceptable answer is ajax and juve 2bh

>>76085700
Pards showing Big Sam how to get on the Jager train in Banus

>>76085726
The bad guys and the slightly worse guys

>>76085580
They need to sign better defenders first.

At the moment, they're just a version of Wigan that plays all season, not just between March and May.

>>76085712
He's been ded for like 90% of the season.

>>76085700

>The Trip To Milton Keynes

>>76085761
Great one

>>76085759
has been good in every game he played

>>76085808
That's true. And considering he's been ded so often, he always seems to come back playing his best straight after the injury.

>>76085563
I can't believe it was that long ago that Sam invented mind games

>>76085597
Coutinho is 24? Fucking hell I swear it was last month Scousers were blaming his inconsistency on youth, fuck off

>>76085886
>trusting Scousers
Take a good long hard look at yourself sweetie

Just took a big fat Manchester United and now my 2nd floor reeks.

Any updates on the gf to me situation?

>>76085991
Got called up to the Chad NT for the June friendlies m8.

Any update onthe transfer of being a fucking ugly, worthless cunt being transferred from FC ME to another club?

what will happen Leonardo "Premier League winner" Ulloa?

>>76085991
Tyrone GAZUMPS anon with a shock SWOOP

>>76085516
i really don't know what to think about big sam leaving. seems like he deserves a better send off. like winning something.

>>76085700
i would pay to watch that

>>76086038
He won relegation bowl

>>76086038
He won the relegation battle trophy. It's the third most prestigious PL trophy, after the 1st place trophy and the 4th place trophy.

>>76085612
why is newcastle going after strikers when their defense was lacking last year

Big Sam made a 6 point different and an 8 goal swing between City and Arsenal

He's the entire reason why Pep is in the CL and Arsenal are in the EL

>>76086088
kek

bog sim his sargon

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>>76086027
got some game time once ranieri left but wasn't in the squad for the last few games, which makes me think he'll probably move on

which is a shame, because i like him, his hold up play is loads better than slimani's

>>76085516
What is the best place in europe for someone who hates football and is not a fan of any european league?

>>76086027
I could see him going to back to Brighton or maybe to the likes of West Brom/Watford

now that Ranieri (who was refusing to play him, leading Ulloa to release a statement saying he could no longer play for Leicester and wanted to leave) is gone, he's more in favour again but I don't see him being a part of the team for much longer. He's inferior in every aspect to Slimani except that he's slightly more comfortable with the ball at his feet, and the team generally looked more potent with Okazaki as a striker than Leo. Leicester want to establish themselves as a top-ten team and potentially challenge for Europe and I can't see Ulloa fitting in to those plans anymore.

He'd still be decent for a bottom-half PL team and he's been a great servant for the club, but it's time to move on.

>>76086205
fuck off, bandwagoner

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whos gonna be the most controversial signing of the summer?

>>76086088
>his last act in the premierl eagle was to take arsene with him

i belive it 2bh

>all these teams linked with actual notorious players
>Arsenal linked with 19 year old African playing in Belgium
Some things never change

>>76086289
Nile Ranger to Adam Johnson's prison team

>>76086289
>a keen canchester united fan
why even mention this? journo must be a city fan.

>>76086288
>bandwagoner
Mind the language, Nigel. Not every non-Bong started following da foxes in March of last year.

>>76086289

Martial to PSG

>>76086289
>me
to you
>you
to me

>>76086336
>implying you knew about them before 2014/15

>>76086356
wow...so this is the power of crippling loneliness

>>76086380
Studied at UoL(eics) :~)

>>76086393
shit
you win this round

>>76086356
to you

>>76086380
That wasn't implied at all.

>>76086356
Had a mild chuckle at this

>>76085516
Tell me UK lads, is Chicharito coming home? (To United I mean)

Who Leeds here? How much money do you think they have to play with Rad say 10mil?

4 for Bartley, 4 for Watkins, maybe 3 loanees (another for Sacko)

Sell
Murphy
Antonson
Diagouraga
Dallas?

Plus the money for Taylor say another 4 mil? It's going to be interesting to say the least, I would love to see some proven Championship talent like say Jota from Brentford. Tired of going down a league for talent even though I like Roofe.

>>76086425
Leeds will do fucking nothing once again.

>>76086425
No one cares now you might have a less retarded owner

>>76086425
whos that midfielder keen on leaving to League 1 that you own?

(charlton fan here)

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just found out england u20s kicked off at 9am today

fucks sake

>>76086483
A FUCKING LEAF

>>76086483
that OG was scored from about 40 yards out as well lel

>>76086483
You mean you haven't seen the goal?

>>76085516
*carves internally*

>>76086455
Saw something awhile back on Ronaldo Vieira linked to the Bundesliga for somewhere north of 8mil. Good money but I don't think Leeds selling him off just yet.

>>76085648
>us

>>76086499
>>76086505
wtf why did noone tell me
>even the water bottle couldnt stop it

>>76086483

how did solanke play today?

>>76086448
This is the best group they've had in a decade with a new owner who seems keen on getting out of the championship for revenue sakes.

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>>76086483
>Sheyi Ojo

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>>76086531
Yeah?

>>76086425
Make Atlanta United an offer for Almiron they can't refuse.

>>76086419
Subtle

>>76086454
Massimo wasn't that bad desu. Sure he fired alot of managers too quickly but he purposely hired shit one's because the squad was going nowhere and leaking money. The finances are in alot better shape post Massimo and so is the club's outlook.

>>76086549
stop getting your hopes up

nothing
will
happen

>>76086483
>england U20
>canadian flag
what did they mean by this

>>76086599
>a chairman purposely hiring shit managers isn't a bad thing

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>>76085597
>David Moyes will play a role in finding his replacement
So he's going to keep fucking them up even after he's gone?

>>76086614
Look up Zamparini if you want to see some bad stuff when it comes to managers

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>>76086419

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>>76086649

>>76086599
>he purposely hired shit one's because the squad was going nowhere and leaking money.
Is that you, Massimo?

>>76086289

why would he commit suicide before the europa league final? did he know something we dont?

>>76086918

The call that saved countdown

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/r/ing a punished sam meme (eye patch + horn)

just got a text from the sky execs lads

(You)ropal eagle is going to extra time

dunno what will happen after that yet though

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>>76087026
Best I could do for now

>>76085516
The best big Sam meme has to be him laughing at Chico Flores for diving, Flores trying to square up to him and Sam just kept on laughing because he knew Flores was no threat at all to him

>no hazard to halal

Is Aiden still trying to sabotage his own career?

Looking forward to paying for my 500 quid ticket to the after dinner Big Sam talk on hoofball and cheeky bungs.

>>76085516
You knew exactly what you were getting with Big Sam and he delivered with metronomic consistency. He would have been an excellent England manager.

>>76087362
noice

>>76087362
Based.

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>>76085700
cast it!

>>76086483
rekt

So, is Sam going to appear in China in a week, and state that he changed his mind about management?

good night trans

>>76090480
He only works every 6 months when a relegation team with EPL money comes calling

>>76092907
bog sim saving relegation fodder every season is as predictable as arsenal fucking up every year.

>>76087362
>less than 11 eggs

not even close

>>76085701
Gundogan-lite?

>>76087362
Top lad

You now remember Aaron Ramsey

>>76085886
24 isnt young or old la. Only a teenager or United's board would think that

>>76085516
Sleep tight, Bog Sim

>>76085516
Fuck, he could've gotten to mid-table next season. Any news of who's in line for CP?

>>76095576
/sp/ janitors

>>76095576
Giggsy

>>76095576
>who's in line for CP?
Adam Johnson

Big Sam is joking right? He can't retire when he is still so big.

Hearing rumours Fat Sam left Palace because he couldn't turn down what the Chinese were offering.

Also he's considering managing a football club in China.

Listening to talk sport this morning and apparently Big Sam had a close friend who died in Manchester

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>>76095691

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BBC:

>Bayern Munich are willing to pay £50m for Arsenal and Chile forward Alexis Sanchez and will offer the 28-year-old £10m a season. (El Mercurio)

Manchester City players are convinced Sanchez, and Tottenham and England defender Kyle Walker, 26, will join them for a combined £100m. (Daily Mirror)

>West Ham and West Brom both want 27-year-old Manchester United and England defender Chris Smalling. (Sun)

Benfica's 23-year-old Brazilian forward Anderson Talisca, a target for Manchester United, is to extend his loan deal with Turkish club Besiktas. (Hurriyet)

>West Ham will bid for Chelsea and Belgium striker Michy Batshuayi, 23, and 20-year-old Manchester City and Nigeria forward Kelechi Iheanacho. (Goal)

Chinese club Tianjin Quanjian have denied holding talks with Diego Costa, 28, over a move for the Chelsea and Spain striker. (W. London Sport)

>Monaco's 18-year-old France forward Kylian Mbappe has told any interested clubs he will only move if he is guaranteed regular playing time. (Bein Sports)

Craig Shakespeare has flown to France for talks with Leicester City's owners as he closes in on the permanent manager's role. (Daily Telegraph)

>Former Sunderland boss David Moyes is interested in the Scotland job if Gordon Strachan leaves after June's World Cup qualifier against England. (Daily Mail)

Real Madrid and Colombia playmaker James Rodriguez, 25, is more likely to join Chelsea than Manchester United.(Daily Star)

>Hull manager Marco Silva is set to leave the club and become Porto boss. (Guardian)

Four-time Champions League winner Clarence Seedorf wants to manage in England and would be willing to take on the right "project" with a Championship club. (Talksport)

>Bournemouth manager Eddie Howe has no interest in signing Chelsea defender John Terry, 36, on a free transfer. (Bournemouth Echo)

Former Sunderland striker Kevin Phillips, who is a first-team coach at Derby County, wants to start his managerial career with the Black Cats. (Daily Mirror)

>>76095766 continued:

>Everton and England midfielder Ross Barkley would be an ideal signing for Manchester United, says the 23-year-old's former team-mate Leon Osman. (Talksport)

Toffees goalkeeper Joel Robles says he has "certain doubts" over his future at Goodison Park. The 26-year-old has one year left on his contract. (IBTimes)

>Ernesto Valverde has left Athletic Bilbao and could replace Luis Enrique as Barcelona coach. (ESPN)

Attacking midfielder Siem de Jong will return to Newcastle next season after PSV decided against making the Dutch 28-year-old's loan deal permanent. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>Southampton expect a decision from the Premier League next week on whether Chinese investors can complete a £200m takeover. (Southampton Echo)

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Guardian:

>Iker Casillas has won five Spanish titles, three Champions Leagues, two Europeans Championships and the World Cup – but can he do it with Dejan Lovren and Ragnar Klavan in front of him? That’s the question that Jürgen Klopp will seek to answer if reports in the Spanish newspaper AS haven’t been made up to fill a space (if so, thanks AS, you’ve filled a space for the Mill, too! Our cheque’s in the post. The cheque has been made up, too). The Spanish organ is claiming that Casillas could be on his way to Anfield after two years at Porto during which he won nothing but performed better than he did towards the end of his long spell at Real Madrid. So much so that Klopp suspects he could offer Liverpool’s defenders more solidity and confidence than Simon Mignolet does. Then again, Klopp apparently thought the same thing about Loris Karius, so his judgment is very much in the dock on that front. This could be a decisive summer for the Liverpool manager.

Arsenal and West Ham are reported to have turned down the chance to sign Casillas because they thought his wage demands were exorbitant for a 36-year-old and, besides, they have other priorities. West Ham, for example, are hoping to persuade Michy Batshuayi to join them from Chelsea and also want Chris Smalling to leave Manchester United for a chance to play regularly within view of 57,000 people at the Olympic Stadium.

>>76095780 continued:

>Arsenal, meanwhile, are keeping their transfer cards close to their chest. Or maybe they don’t have a clue what they’re doing. It’s hard to know with them these days. You’d like to think they’re on top of things but we have to accept that there’s a small risk that Sir Chips Keswick and Lord Harris of Peckham have lost the plot. Bayern Munich and Manchester City are both convinced that they will be able to prise Alexis Sánchez away from The Emirates this summer. That would of course be a humiliating and damaging loss for Arsenal but, as the young folks might type, Bayern 10-2 do that to Arsenal.

Speaking of Arsenal, let’s stop. It’s time to mention Sunderland and Middlesbrough, both of whom are said to be after Nigel Pearson. The availability of both jobs gives us a handy indicator by which to gauge candidates’ suitability. We might say, for instance, that anyone who would pick Sunderland over Boro at the moment is highly unlikely to be the sort of decision-maker who’s going to be guiding anyone to success any time soon.

>James Rodríguez to Manchester United? Not if Chelsea have anything to do with it. The champions are said to keen on the Colombian and confident of landing him, especially if United don’t have any Champions League football to offer. So that’s yet another thing riding on tonight’s Europa League final, along with José Mourinho’s reputation.

Clarence Seedorf has won more than Champions Leagues than Mourinho and, indeed, more than Manchester United. And now the Dutchman says he wants to manage in England. Hmmmn. Would he pass the Sunderland/Middlesbrough test?

>>76095780
>Iker Casillas has won five Spanish titles, three Champions Leagues, two Europeans Championships and the World Cup – but can he do it with Dejan Lovren and Ragnar Klavan in front of him?
No

>>76086941
City fan.

>>76085516
>retires with a 100% record as England manager

he was the manager we need, but not the one we deserve

>>76095805
Very unlikely that he wins the Spanish League at Liverpool desu

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>there are people who actually believe Casillas is going to Liverpool when Migs is light years ahead of him right now

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Can you belive it? We get to see two of the three best teenagers in the world (the third is Mbappé) play each other in a European final tonight.

>>76095843
It's like when there was the whole Hart rumour

>>76095783
Pearson would do a good job with Boro. He's a great motivator and can get the squad fully behind him.

>>76095865
>young pacy black english winger #3069
>one of the best three teenagers in the world

nah senpai.

He's not even in the top 3 best teenagers in Greater Manchester.

>>76086101
The bottom of the meditaranian sea

>>76095865
best three teenagers are Mbappé, Dolberg and Dembélé

>>76095967
For me, it's Odegaard, Mbappe and Dembele

>>76086101
South west France and cities like Bayonne or Toulouse but that's mostly because Rugby is much more important

>>76095967
>>76095971
Dembélé is 20

>>76095783

>Would he pass the Sunderland/Middlesbrough test?

Would anyone?

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What is Leicester's goal for next season? Is Shakespeare a fraud or did his 4 wins in a row mean anything in his managing skill?

>>76095986
He turned 20 like 10 days ago

>>76096016
Still not a teenager

and the Celtic one is better anyway

>>76095999
Top half finish, decent run in the domestic cups this time as the past two years have been pretty shit for them. Their past few games of the season were shit as well but Huth, Morgan, Drinkwater and King were injured so they had to use their third- and fourth-choice players who aren't very good.

They would've finished 8th or 9th if one of their goals against Bournemouth on the final day wasn't wrongfully disallowed for offside, I think most Leicester fans would've settled for that after the disaster that Ranieri caused at the start of the season.

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>Everton agree £25m transfer fee for Swansea's Gylfi Sigurdsson — though his wage demands could kill deal

>>76095999
The 4 wins in a row showed that he has some mental abilities... or that the players just really hated Ranieris guts.
Anyways I think they aim for top 10 and a good run in the cups.

>>76096054

Swansea are ded if he leaves.

>>76096054
PLEASE NO >WE NEED HIM

>>76095971

Odegaard is worse than januzaj

>>76086289
What does him being a Utd fan have to do with literally anything at all? Might as well disclose his favourite anime as well

>>76096141
Gundam Wing

>>76096141
it's an attempt to show how he was just "one of us" in contrast to the whole suicide bomber thing

>>76096141
it means that United fans are all potential suicide bombers.

AVERAGE FINISH OF ALL PL TEAMS (plus relegated and potentially promoted teams) OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS

Manchester City ------------------ 2nd
Chelsea ------------------------------ 3rd
Arsenal ------------------------------- 3rd
Tottenham Hotspur -------------- 4th

Manchester United -------------- 5th
Liverpool ----------------------------- 5th
Everton ------------------------------- 8th
Southampton ---------------------- 9th

West Ham United --------------- 11th
Stoke City -------------------------- 11th
Swansea City --------------------- 11th
West Bromwich Albion -------- 12th
Leicester City --------------------- 15th
Crystal Palace -------------------- 15th

Newcastle -------------------------- 16th
Sunderland ------------------------- 17th
Hull City ----------------------------- 20th

Watford ------------------------------ 2nd, Championship
Burnley ------------------------------ 2nd, Championship
Bournemouth ---------------------- 5th, Championship

Middlesbrough -------------------- 7th, Championship
Brighton & Hove Albion -------- 7th, Championship
Reading ------------------------------ 9th, Championship
Huddersfield Town ---------------15th, Championship

>>76096270
>Chelsea - 3rd

Shouldn't their 10th place finish really skew that downwards?

>>76096285
They won it twice though

>>76096302
Still tho.

(3+3+1+10+1 )/ 5 = 3.6, so it should round up to 4th if you calculate it like this.

>>76096317
Shit, I messed up. Sorry about that

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>pic

lads

>>76096474
any knight apps on the antwinner gel bloke to manchester hands guido

>>76096474

can't get the last two bits desu

>>76096474
any treeman notification on the ant first wax man to Manchester diversity gayman

>>76096474

Makes sense once you know what it is. Probably shouldn't have two different things for man.

And we'll find out if he's going in about 10 bongs.

>>76096500
2nd to last is "etihad", the arabic word for coming together, therefore man city

>>76096474
Good post

>>76096317
t. Jews

>>76095772

>>Southampton expect a decision from the Premier League next week on whether Chinese investors can complete a £200m takeover. (Southampton Echo)

Pls no. I don't want shitty chinese owners who don't know shit about football.

>>76096474
Eh ni update on the ant one grease man to man chester united the situation

>>76096614
Better to have chinks who know they don't know anything about football than arabs with a napoleon-complex desu

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Weeeeew

>>76096697
Damn

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>tfw get a lot of (you) after make edgy comments about bombed in normie site

>>76096697

top lel. I would think Hull need all the players they can get.

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Fucking lol. What a joke of a club we are.

Knew he was probably leaving after being loaned out for the last 6 months of his contract, but it doesn't make it right. Shame as we're going to need defenders, Harry Maguire will certainly be off and Curtis Davies and Michael Dawson aren't getting any younger as the 7-1 showed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1oaOQ5Qic

>>76096708
yeah you are a joke

fuck off

this is a pl thread only

cunt

>>76096706

He's been injured too but I don't think the Allams liked having Brucey's boy around still. Shame as he is reliable when he does play, with a massive tackle.

>>76096712

Mate I think you genuinely have mental health problems, I'd seek professional health.

>i have the ability to diagnose mental health problems through a chinese anime stamp collecting image board

teach me

>>76096728
You've seen his massive tackle?

>>76096697
Might put a cheeky hundy on him signing for Villa.

Just letting you guys know that I saw Jose Antonio Reyes out in Ibiza about a year ago. Nothing more interesting to say than that, I shouted JOSE and waved at him, but I was on the other side of the street and don't think he heard. Beat that for an exciting football encounter!

>>76096757
How do you know what he looks like? I don't think I'd recognise most players, even like Liverpool or Arsenal players if I saw them.

>>76096746

Several times in fact. Harry Maguire has the biggest of the lot. I'll miss him.

https://twitter.com/TigerTubePlayer/status/858776208452055040

>>76096757
My mate saw Alan Tate buying a chicken

My gay uncle saw Javi Martinez at John Lennon Airport last week

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>>76096737
Don't you have coronary problems to fix first?

>>76095766
>Manchester City players are convinced Sanchez, and Tottenham and England defender Kyle Walker, 26, will join them for a combined £100m. (Daily Mirror)

i always find it funny when 2 players signing from different clubs are referred to like this, with a combined price

as if they are going to put wenger and poch in a room, drop £100million in the middle and leave them to sort out who gets what

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>>76096799
RESPEK

>>76096812
Did he propose to suck his dick?

Big Sam would have actually fixed England. That's why they took him down. The papers don't want a successful England. That way they can sell more papers. They are Robbie from AFTV before Robbie from AFTV, just for England instead of Arsenal.

>>76096834
Exactly

>>76086289
blah blah blah, muslim terrorist blah blah, this is such an obvious government gladio b false flag, to perpetuate this whole notion of muslim terroists. My sympathies go out to the victims of course, but still doesn't take away from the fact that the west created this mess, then wants to throw all it's hated to the middle east.

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>>76096708
He did know

>>76096757
I had literally the same experience, except it was in 2014. He must love a party.

>>76096841
Make a /bundes/! This thread is shit and I hate everyone here.

>>76097084
>>76067478

>>76097084
We don't want your kind here, Adolf.

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Injury of the season goes to... Man Utd loanee Guillermo Varela ruled out of DFB Pokal Final due to a new tattoo of his becoming infected.

Fredi Bobic has confirmed, despite considering an extension of his loan, he will return to MUFC. Varela has been suspended by the club.

Varela told by club doctors not to get the tattoo, but did so on Monday. Bobic: "With this action, Guillermo's time at Frankfurt is over."

The real irony is that, according to Kicker, that tattoo isn't even finished and he was told it would take a few more sessions to complete.

>>76096757
I saw Michael (son of Bob) Bradley in public once.

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>>76095999

Shakespeare isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a manager with such mental fortitude and inteligence in the game?. Shakespeare puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a manager with his skill and passion for the game again. Klopp breaks records. Mourinho breaks records. Shakespeare breaks the rules.

You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

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Why has big sam left, lads?

>>76097157
Tattoo is for insecure loser. Why can't he just dab like a good boi?

>>76097219
How many days until /we/ win the Championsl Eagle, lad?

>>76096474
hieroglyphics must have been so shit

/epl/ is kill?

>>76097096

I don't want to be here either. Just grabbin my bundes friends and our toy (Denmark) and we'll fuck off to our own thread.

really worried about tonight lads

also worried about this threat level, I live just down the road from Manchester Arena.

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>Chelsea football club have cancelled this weekend’s planned victory parade, designed to celebrate their Premier League title success, after taking security advice in the wake of Monday’s terror attack in Manchester.

massacre averted.

>>76097523
good thing there's no Muslim bus drivers, they're all too busy driving taxis to run over the pedestrians crowding the streets waiting to get a glimpse of a couple of racist Englishman and 20 blacks

>>76096757
I saw Bafetimbi Gomis in a bar back when he played for Saint-Etienne. no idea why he was here but I took a pic with him

#jesuisallardais

>>76096757
I saw Shefki Kuqi on a flight from London to Köln once. He was wearing snakeskin boots.

>>76097066
I guess he knew but the club never actually told him.

>>76097523
Is this not letting the terrorists change our way of life?

>>76097765
>Shefki Kuqi
Used to be one of my brother's neighbours when he was at wendy, along with a couple of wendy and Blades players.

>>76098101

It's a sign of respect and solidarity.

Some things are more important than sport. Celebrating winning a essentially meaningless competition when your country is in mourning isn't the thing to do.

It shows this country's humanity and our respect for other people, things that jihadists don't have a clue about.

Absolute class move from Chelsea as far as I'm concerned, and I usually hate them.

>>76098149
Do you think he has since joined ISIS?

>>76086097
ronaldo his tsunami

>>76098223
Probably, he always looked shifty

>"Childish Men are to blame for women having kids late in life"

https://www.nypost.com/2017/05/13/childish-men-are-to-blame-for-women-having-kids-late-in-life/amp/

Looks like our NEET days are numbered lads. Women are on to our scheme.

>>76098199
good post other than the reddit spacing

>>76098319
>And then there’s Joanna, from the Upper West Side, who tells me that at age 32, she stepped off the partner track at her law firm, halving her salary to work in the firm’s marketing department, so she could focus on landing a husband. But at 39, Joanna is still single and childless — and unsatisfied in her career.

Reading this felt so much more satisfying than it should

>>76098320

I keep getting accused of this recently despite the fact I've laid out my posts like this the ten years I've been on 4chan. I've never posted on reddit.

It's such a silly meme.

>>76098402
>yet more Reddit spacing
You don't learn, newfer.

>>76098402
>it's the i've been posting on 4chan since 2007 meme

no you havent

>>76098199
>our respect for other people
>turn the Middle-East into a playground of violence
>respect for other people
>jihadists don't have a clue about this

>>76098319
>Women want an equal partner
lel

>>76098402
>ive been posting here since 2007
no you havent cunt

>>76098449
lets not do this to trans

keep it for /pol/

>>76098319
>millenial
is this actually a real word?

never heard it outside of 3chin and neckbearded circles

>>76098420
>>76098444
>>76098463

Yes I have. I 'discovered' 4chan in my first year of university, which was 2007. I'm probably older than you faggots getting on my case.

>>76098449
That's our warmongering governments, not everyday people.

>>76096474
any update on the antoine griezman to manchester united faggot

>>76098555
It's not their governments suffering though, it's everyday people. And that we didn't know shit doesn't fly anymore. Iraq was 15 years ago and governments have been trying this shit for a long time before that.

>>76085516
Uncucked, never been relegated specialist

>>76098320
>reddit spacing
End this meme

/trans/ is gay

http://www.mfc.co.uk/news/article/2016/middlesbrough-fc-boro-victor-valdes-bard-guzan-3724439.aspx
>Valdes' contract terminated and Guzan off to MLelS

What a waste of time those two were.

>>76098538
You must be like 40 now

>>76099015
D I M I
I
M
I

>>76099015
>Non-league

Not even remotely arsed lad.

>>76099036
28 lad. Dunno why someone who started uni at the regular age in 2007 would be 40 now.

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>>76099097
>2007 was 40 years ago

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>>76098392
>But at 39, Joanna is still single and childless — and unsatisfied in her career

>>76096757
i saw phil brown walk into a an italian restaurant in leigh on sea two weeks ago

>>76099206
southend is a horrendous place

>>76099206
Did he have a headset on? Please tell me he had a headset on.

>>76099141
Honestly it feels that way sometimes.

>>76098392
proof that feminism is a scam and only adds
another alienation into a women's life, which is her boss

>>76099213
cant really argue with that.

>>76099218
no headset, sorry. he was wearing his southend utd tracksuit, with a much shorter fatter assistant coach. also in tracksuit.

Is Iniesta still good

>>76099093
>the transfer window
>discriminating between leagues
Pick one.

>>76098477
it is but it's misused heresince it includes people born in late 80's too and not only nowadays teenagers like everyone thinks

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Walter Chalá to Correcaminos confirmed la

Literally who can stop us

>>76099684
>Barcelona SC de Ecuador
I forgot that existed.

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>>76099141
tfw

>>76100336
>its been 400 years since the last good simpsons episode came out

>>76096474
Any update on the antoine griezmann to manchester united situation?

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youri tielemans to monaco is done

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>>76100336
>getting the crate gem on Slippery Climb

>>76101368
inb4 wenger says he missed the opportunity to sign him

>>76101368
He's gonna flop la

>>76101368
does this mean famyoko is off

>>76101368
Signed him on Fifa and he was ass and develops slowly. Would rather have Corentin Tolisso

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Fucking hell now they're going to call this season a success while claiming to have won a treble, aren't they? This is going to be well annoying me thinks.

>>76104377
either him or fabinho
id say bakayoko is more prone to leave

dubs decides where alexis sanchez goes this summer

>>76104586
Crystal Palarse

>>76104586
Jj

>>76104586
new contract with arsenal for €400k/w

>>76104586
see
>>76085524

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It's over. Thank you Marco ;_;

>>76104988
Nice

>>76105030
>assem allam thinks about hiring iain dowie.jpg

>>76104432
But it is a success, 2 cups and the shield and CL football is a very good season. It's even more a success because they also became part of the club of clubs that won every uefa trophy.

>>76105030
state of those sofas

>>76105030
Context ?

Attended a Big Sam press conference back when he was West Ham manager during their time in the Championship. When things were 'on the record' some new local BBC journo asked Allardyce a question about his team's poor style of football. Big Sam gave him a death stare but answered reluctantly.

Once everything was off the record he gave this journo the biggest bollocking I've ever seen, banned him from every future conference he'd ever be at and told this guy to fuck off and never come back to Upton Park. I kek'd in the corner.

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>>76105030
Oh, and this too.
>disgusting
bravo, lass

>>76105192
Hull owners having a meeting with Marco. Amicable ending by all accounts but Silva's practically confirmed to be leaving.

>>76085516
for me its 3-2 win against blues last season. sunderland was brilliant that day. and i hate chelsea. it was the most entertaining match of the previous season imo

>>76104432
Success, yes. Treble, no

Can't wait for the #Pogbackback in the supercup between ManU and Juve desu

>>76105243
Why though? He seemed to be doing a good job from what I saw.

Did he want to leave?

>>76104586
Chelsea

>>76104432
Of course it's a success. Not just any team could go on such an unbeaten run and finish 6th while playing some of the worst football in the league and europe.

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>>76106202

>>76106212
>stats

It was willingly conceded possession and none of the shots threatened

>>76106212
Proxy off statSlovak

Do you think Arsenal could win it next season?

>>76106212
Did I wander into /mlb/ or something

literally who cares about anything but the score

>>76106089
only signed a contract to the end of the season

>>76106212
all that possession and they couldnt even finish

>>76106272
Very slim chance imo.

>>76106212
Is there a trophy for this?

>>76106212
Just goes to show what a massive underdog the biggest and most expensive team on the planet truly was. No one really expected them to beat those inexperienced teenagers whos entire squad is worth less than the #dabking alone but through a masterclass in pus parking Mouyes outwitted his opposition and did the impossible.

>>76106376
Seethe more

>>76106376
S E E T H I N G

>>76106253
>>76106267
>>76106282
>>76106316
>>76106373

When did I say it matters? It's just a testament to how fucking dull Mouyes is. Winning the Mickey Mouse cup of Europe and finishing 6th with one of the most expensive squads in the world while playing absolute shit football is not an accomplishment.

At the end of the, if you win you're a winner, but Mouyes is still fucking embarrassing. Doesn't make him less of a winner though, even though he's bought every title in his life.

>>76106435
Yeah bro, mouyes is fucking embarrasing humiliating Ajax like that! Our poor scandimonkey brothers

>>76106435
>if you win you're a winner,
Someone post that bar drawing.

You all know the one.

Good evening, /trans/. Been away the whole day. Just saw a theatre performance of 1984.

So Manchester United actually won? WE THEM MOUYES BOYS!

>>76085516
>What are you memories of Big Sam?
Basically this >>76085629 and the trip on /sp/ (his sargon).

>>76085700
I'd watch it

>>76095580
lel

>>76095766
>£50m for Sanchez
I'm not sure how to feel about this

>>76096757
I saw Chabby Martinez at a hotel lobby in Liverpool today.

>>76098402
Try posting on /tv/. You'll get accused of being reddit within 3 posts. The obsession is weird.

>>76099264
La femme n'existe pas

>>76106406
>>76106426
You're right. I should be seething.

After all I don't get to go to the Old Trafford and pay to watch this type of football week in, week out. Not even Shakespeare could write such a tragedy.

>>76106532
>Not even Shakespeare could write such a tragedy.
he oversaw a tragedy last week

>>76106515
Ceci n'est pas un autrichien

>>76106532
Added to my german banter folder

>>76106435
Why are you so mad that a team won a game of football?

>>76106510
>moyes

>>76106572
I'm not mad, I'm annoyed.

>>76106592
cringe

>>76106566
Hmmm. Goodnight.

what does bog sim his sargon mean

t. newfag

reminder that Man United are now the most attractive club to any player right now