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SD:Report: Padres calling up Dinelson Lamet
ARZ:Greinke fans 12, works into ninth vs. ChiSox
ARZ:Goldschmidt slugs 11th home run on Monday
HOU:Giles collects 12th save for first-place HOU
SF:Melancon earns ninth save Monday vs. Cubs
SF:Panik goes 3-for-4 with HR and two doubles
MIN:Miguel Sano hits 12th homer in win over O's
ATL:Jim Johnson nets ninth save Monday vs. PIT
COL:Jeff Hoffman goes seven in victory over Phils
CLE:Carrasco (pectoral) good to go for Tuesday
CLE:Kluber (back) to make rehab start Thursday
CWS:Carlos Rodon (biceps) throws simulated game
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MINOR LEAGUES!
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Reposting my question from last thread
So I've never followed any sport in my whole life but I decided I needed a new hobby and picked baseball.
How do I become a sport fan? Do I have to play the game? How do I pick a team to follow? I'm canadian so should I just pick the blue jays? Maybe the red socks because even if I don't have any attachment to the USA, I like the word Boston.
Thanks for the help.
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Hoping for a win today or maybe sometime this week
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MINORS: Eric Gagne retired (again), this time from the Long Island Ducks
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>>76084254
Just watch some baseball games, and learn about the team that you follow.
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Tampa Bay Steve (ID: !!WDJWfx6lPEB)
2017-05-23 06:12:38
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>Archer isn't an Ac-
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Injuns
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>rags
I got nothing
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> cubs
JUST
so are we getting for out next pitcher? It's obvious we can't rely on lackey, anderson, and sometimes arrieta. What do?
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>>76084254
>blue jays? Maybe the red socks
You're in luck. Most lifelong Jays fans root for both!
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>>76084254
just watch the game and get into basic stats that you hear during game broadcasts.. and if you get into the game and like it don't become a bandwagon piece of garbage like certain rays "fans" I know. stick to your team so when they win it'll be just that much better
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>>76084239
holy kek this dude got absolutely shit on
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49rCc0aCWjI
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Is the tank back on or was it it just Greinke being Greinke?
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>tfw Melancon is our entire bullpen
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>Noting how important it is to make a good first impression, Pittsburgh Pirates rookie first baseman Josh Bell told reporters before Tuesday’s game against the Atlanta Braves that he’s still nervous about chatting with opposing baserunners. “Gosh, I just hope I don’t say anything stupid to them,” said Bell, who was reportedly concerned about coming off as too eager to talk as well as running out of things to say, especially when interacting with some of the league’s more veteran players. “Am I supposed to talk about the game, or are we supposed to discuss other stuff? I don’t want to seem overly friendly, but I also don’t want to seem like an idiot by acting tough or whatever. Maybe I’ll just play it cool and not say anything.”
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>>76084917
The onion still sometimes make good stuff.
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>>76084959
Onion never got bad
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-am-fun-51731
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>>76084959
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>>76084551
DELET THIS
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>>76084618
You forgot Strickland you dumb cunt. He's actually been better than Melancon this year so far
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>>76084917
Gold
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>>76085150
Strickland was supposed to be the future closer when he was brought in wasn't he?
Law can also be very good
okert can be good when he can throw strikes too.
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want to watch bASEBALL
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@thehazelmae
First start for Bautista tonite at 3B since 4/14/13 at KC. 3rd appearance of 2017 at 3B and 389 career. #BlueJays #Brewers
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>>76085608
On a scale of 1 to shitshow how is he at third?
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Has any player un-JUSTED himself more than Archie Bradley this season?
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1stros
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>>76085651
Thames
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>>76084254
Dubs
Tigers
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>>76085687
Steroids don't count
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>>76085637
Can't really tell. probably god awful, but apparently he has been practicing a lot there. good thing he has an alright arm again
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>>76085651
>Archie Bradley
>not Zack Greinke
nigga went from 4.5 ERA right back to Don Drysdale form.
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To that faggot last thread who told me McClure was good: Fuck you. He's NEVER been good. ERA isn't a great indicator of good play, but it's a fantastic indicator of bad play, and pitching staffs under McClure have been BAD
>2006 Royals: 5.64 ERA(30th)
>2007 Royals: 4.48 ERA(16th)
>2008 Royals: 4.48 ERA(22nd)
>2009 Royals: 4.83 ERA(26th)
>2010 Royals: 4.97 ERA(29th)
>2011 Royals: 4.44 ERA(27th)
>2012 Red Sox: 4.70 ERA(27th)
>2014 Phillies: 3.79 ERA(20th)
>2015 Phillies: 4.35 ERA(28th)
>2016 Phillies: 4.64 ERA(26th)
He has never been, and will never be a good pitching coach. He hasn't done well with young players, and he hasn't done well with veterans. Save for one single season he hasn't sniffed league average.
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>>76085792
>Zack Greinke
>34 million dollar salary
>on the decline of his career with mediocre starter stats.
Are you happy with yourself Arizona?
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>>76085637
Gold Glover desu
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>>76085861
That's not an Arizona fan you're talking to.
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Surely tonight won't be another trainwreck
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>>76085871
Damn Joey
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>>76085861
He's actually putting up his third best season of his career, which sounds mediocre to say "his third best" considering his best two were of 1.66 and 2.13 ERA and rank among the two best seasons ever by a RHP since the lowering of the mound. He's done excellent in 2017, his velocity is back and he's found a new slider.
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>>76084551
10 minutes well spent
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>>76085875
Actually it will be. Every night is a new train wreck for you and your team.
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MARINERS!
gonna win today desu
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>Ichiro has two years left on his contract
Wish I knew that before picking the Marlins in OOTP
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>>76085946
No they won't. They never will win again. You are fucked.
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>>76084254
>My country doesn't have any Olympians so I don't know which country to cheer for every Olympics for the rest of my life
m8 just go with the freakin Jays and let your patriotism help fuel your fandom.
Most people pick their baseball team based on regional pride anyway, so why should you be any different? Just watch as many games as you can to learn the sport, the positions, the players, the team history, and their relative place against their biggest rivals. Then start listening to the radio broadcasts instead of watching the games as a way to strengthen your understanding of the game (make sure to listen to the post-game wrap to learn more about the game you just heard). If you can make it to games at any point, by all means do it, but learning the finest points of the game is more easily done on TV and radio first (especially as a new adult fan). Save team-focused websites and /mlb/ for last.
tl;dr - Jays, games on TV, then games and commentary on radio, then going to games at the park, then web
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>>76085981
Why do you have to be so negative?
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>>76084855
>4 parents with similar names
thanks google
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>>76085150
*throws a meatball right down the center*
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>>76085946
I hope you get raped. Nothing personal, Kid, just business. Now excuse me while I go poop in your shoe.
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>>76084551
can it be october yet?
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>>76086246
Is that dog high or something?
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Which is the best in the United States, for someone who hates baseball and also hates MLB?
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>>76086246
What an ugly dog
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>>76085946
MARINYAS!
>>76086292
What, friend?
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>>76086308
*humps your teddy bear*
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>>76086273
Not sure about the dog, but I am.
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>>76086322
I'm looking for a place in the USA, where everyone hates baseball and where no one is a fan or follower of MLB (major league baseball)
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>>76086322
Costa Rica is spam.
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>>76086334
Well. You came to the right place. We all hate baseball here.
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>>76086334
...Wyoming maybe?
>>76086342
Oh okay, thanks ORIOLES!
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>>76086322
Don't respond to him newfriend
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>>76086359
Is Wyoming Soccer More Popular Than Baseball?
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>>76086360
Oh, okay.
I'm glad I'm your new friend! How's your team doing this season?
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yankees desu
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>>76086439
No.
Yaks are fridges only. Yaks anime unravels the delicate balance of meta
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>>76086466
Yaks are the coolest animals ever. Fuck you for hating on yaks. I bet you don't even drink yak butter tea.
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>>76086439
>>76086466
>>76086476
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>>76086292
Any black neighborhood
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>>76086476
Yakkity Yak.
Don't talk back.
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Cards vs. Dodgers
I want a good, clean, exciting game with plenty of heads-up action, no injuries, and a satisfying victory for the Redbirds.
Go Cardinals!
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So, what planet is this that the Rockies and DBacks are on top of the NL West?
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>>76086624
Fuck you, you're getting a injury filled catastrophe of a series.
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>I don't know why I bother, all new yorkers are yankees fans now.
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat
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>>76086724
I don't even remember which pitchers go with which line anymore besides old/fat
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Clint Hurdle's Impeccable Taste in Watches (ID: !!4xRW3VbbV0q)
2017-05-23 10:15:57
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2017-05-23 10:15:57
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Anyone else think Hurdle ran out of gum last night?
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>>76086749
Hurdle also ran out of job security too.
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>>76086748
Me neither. I'm so confused.
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Why does Joe Maddon always look like he should be holding a squeegee in one hand and a 40 of malt liquor in a paper sack in the other? Why does he insist on looking like a fucking hobo?
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>>76086797
Because he is a hobo homo. So a hobomo.
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Where DID all those Mets fans go
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>>76086797
Or maybe pushing a stolen shopping cart full of bottles, aluminum cans and old newspapers.
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>>76086832
They turned into Rockies, Yankees, and Astros fans.
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well shit if you search players bios on At Bat or Game day it actually includes their official nickname. did not know that
should be fun to see what some players official nicknames are. especially how they compare to unofficial nicknames we usually give them
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>>76086846
Lifelong's at that
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>>76086832
*hides till march 2018*
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>>76086852
and apparently pronunciation
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>>76086860
For your sake I hope the world ends before you ever come back, Fatt Harvey.
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>>76086866
>>76086852
>el canon
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>>76086852
It doesn't have Andres Blanco's nickname(Whitey)
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>sam travis called up
yeah sure lets let farrell destroy the confidence of yet another minor leaguer in this failure of a season
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how many aces, /mlb/?
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>>76086892
Lmao at Boston. Lmao at the Red Sox. Lmao at you.
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>>76086889
Is Curt Schillings nickname The Fuhrer?
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>>76086888
Trips confirm.
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>>76086903
I doubt you're even laughing you autistic little troglodyte
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>>76086892
Thanks for moncada and kopech angry frog, you better be scoring runs for snippy chris
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I need some water
Something came over me
Way too hot to simmer down
Might as well overheat
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Fun fact, Aaron Altherr is the 40th German Born player in Major League history
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>>76086928
My team has done more in 5 years than the Shit Sox have done in 10.
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>>76086953
Cool go write about it on your tumblr faggot
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>>76086933
How's Giolito doing? Still terrible? Yeah, I thought so.
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>>76086993
How's not having a single playoff series win feel? I bet it hurts don't it? Hell even the Whos have won a playoff series.
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>>76086993
>conversation between sox fans
>butthurt nats fan barges in
Damn son, oh thanks for dunning and lopez. And since Giolito is pretty young, i'm not worried about it
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Let's predict Tampa Bay Steve's reaction when Chris Archer gets dealt
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>>76087092
He will have no reaction because he will not be posting by then.
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>>76087095
nailed it
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>>76087095
Really, he won't be posting in 2 months?
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>>76087104
He won't even be posting in three weeks when the Rasy are below .500 again.
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mest-dads
>>76087128
>>76087128
>>76087128
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>>76087004
We'll see come October. Maybe you and the Whos can watch it on TV.
>>76087042
Dunning is probably the best of the 3.
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>>76086950
He is also the third player in mlb history whos name starts and ends in duplicate letters
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>>76087161
I'm a fan of the team that eliminated yours last year you dweeb.
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>>76087138
kek
Mets fans disappeared QUICK
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>Have a speedy outfielder who is hitting very well in AAA
>You have one outfielder on the DL, another just put on the DL, and two struggling outfielders, one of which should probably be benched to get his head right
>Instead of calling up said AAA speedster(Who has speed in the range of Dee Gordon), you call up a AAAA pitcher (You'll never use) and have an 8 man bullpen
I hate so much right now
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>>76087169
Really? Are the other two also Aaron?
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>all these new tripfaggots
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>>76087171
It was a balk.
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>>76087225
I'm sure it was. I'm balking at you're stupidity.
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>>76087172
I'm going to follow them to their game thread and make fun of them there. It's what I do.
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>>76087237
>you're stupidity
Your Honor, I rest my case.
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>playing The Show
>bough Posey for 47k two weeks ago
>people freaking over last day of that new event
>just sold him for 69k
>tfw
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>>76087278
>getting baited by intentionally misspelled words
How do you fall victim to that shitty bait?
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>>76087300
He was only pretending
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>>76087300
>all this damage control
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>76087173
Isn't there something with the arbitration rules that makes it beneficial to wait until later in the season to call players up?
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One of you faggot cunt pieces of shit make a Yankee gamethread
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>>76087323
You get an extra year of control.
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Royals gonna win big league
bigly
I'll be on the couch but pretend I shitposted a ton
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>>76087323
Yeah, that point passed I believe. Plus, he was a September call up last year
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>>76087330
fuck you do it yourself you morbidly obese cherry tomato
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>>76087357
Fuck you cunt. I did. I hope you hate it.
>>76087367
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>>76087384
>>76087384
Rockies @ Phillies
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>>76087323
Yeah, dunno the exact date, but after like September 15th or something, you get an extra year of player under contract. Same with when Bryant wasnt called up until like April 15th or something, If he isn't on the roster after the first like 15 games, another year of control.
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Rangers @ Redsox
>>76087438
>>76087438
>>76087438
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T___'s @ Ducks
>>76087447
>>76087447
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>>76087452
>>76087452
Mariners @ Nationals
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>>76086651
Everything about the NL West is deceiving right now, other than the Padres. Nothing new but at the 45-50 game mark, division standings are still a mirage.
The Rockies are good, but not as much as their lead in the division would lead people to believe. They're 6-1 against the Giants, thanks to all those free wins last month. It's inflating their record compared to the Dbacks and Dodgers.
Just taking two of these teams as an example, if the Rockies and Dodgers had both gone .500 against the Giants so far, the Dodgers would be leading the division. But the Rockies have the Giants' number, and as always, the Giants are good against the Dodgers.
That's not to say the Dodgers are very good either. All their wins came from the Phillies, Pirates, Padres, and Marlins. No offense to those teams.
There are realistic scenarios where there could have been a strong 4-way battle for the division lead right now (everyone except the Padres within 2 games of the lead), but good/bad breaks have resulted in the current standings. We'll have a better idea once everyone has faced the same opponents (Giants vs. NL East, Dodgers vs. NL Central, Dbacks are somehow in their third interleague series already and have only lost one interleague game so far, Dodgers haven't even played one interleague game yet, etc.).
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At a taco bell and my boys are doing it good
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>>76087646
Well not the taco bell. (Its full of homeless) but the angels had a great start
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>>76087646
>Merry Christmas
???
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>>76087646
That picture is the gayest fucking thing I've ever seen.
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>>76087672
Idk some weeb made the cuz I said there's not enough angels support
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SF Giants vs CHC Cubs #2
7̶:̶0̶5̶ ̶P̶M̶ ̶E̶T̶ ̶ ̶|̶ ̶ ̶6̶:̶0̶5̶ ̶P̶M̶ ̶C̶T̶ ̶ ̶|̶ ̶ ̶4̶:̶0̶5̶ ̶P̶M̶ ̶P̶T̶
8:00 PM ET | 7:00 PM CT | 5:00 PM PT
RAIN DELAYED ONE HOUR!!!
>>76087587
>>76087587
>>76087587
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>>76087676
Someone else made it. I saved it because all I have are sad angels reaction images. We haven't done well enough to warrant any good pics
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How bad are the Padres?
The >mest just batted around and dropped a 7 spot on them and still batting.
>the mest
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>>76087825
the mets had the 10th most RBIs in baseball even before this game
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kek bubblegum hurdle getting tossed 2 nights in a row
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>>76087856
And the worst ERA in baseball.
Karma. You're it's bitch.
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who watching /whatever is on dinse!yspn.com/??
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>>76088031
completely irrelevant to the point i was making, but ok
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>>76087825
>How bad are the Padres?
worst team in the game right now
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GUYS GUYS
Phillies scored a run with runners in RISP
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>>76088104
Immediately followed by a GIDP
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>>76088076
I'm surprised its not the big red down arrows
how did this manage to be possible?
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>>76088152
because dads
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>>76088182
.....did the Who's somehow transfer their art magic to the Dad's in this series?
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Tigers @ Astros
>>76088324
>>76088324
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>>76088182
I love this one.
>sac fly bunt rbi
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based Joe gets his first career RBI
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>>76088468
>le very tall man
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lel the fire alarm just went off at SunTrust Park for a few seconds right as Dickey threw a pitch
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>mariners
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>>76088547
I hope those anime posting FAGGOTS all kill themselves like the sick fucks they are. You don't see us RANGERS fans acting so childish. We are a classy bunch of enlightened baseball GODS.
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>>76088577
>rags
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>the city of clint hurdle
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>>76088742
>the overworked factory workers at big league chew
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Marlins Man is always at Yankee stadium. He isn't even a Marlins fan it seems.
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Fuggg
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>>76088787
Cueto needs to be dealt to a contender so he can win again. Send him away soon.
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>>76088577
RANGERS!
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>>76088767
i think he must have a house in NYC or something. he's clearly very rich
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>>76088577
Who are the worst fans in all of /MLB/ and why are they cum >rags
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>>76088787
>>76088815
AYYYYY quint check
>>76088888
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>>76088834
Fucking Marlins Man
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>follies
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Please get Jordam Zimmermann, Anibal Sanchez, Francisco Rodriguez, Justin Upton, Tyler Collins, J.D. Martinez, and Ian Kinsler off this team please
Just start the rebuild now
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wtf i love new york now
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the tiggers have 1 hit in their last 14.2 innings
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>>76088577
Lmao such bait, but I love shitting on the rags so I'll give you a (you)
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>>76089374
Judge is so inflated by playing in that babby park
Most of his homers are warning track flies
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>>76089525
So would you play him in the Polo Grounds then?
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>>76089893
Probably since he looks like a fucking horse lol
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oy vey
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>>76090019
tip top jej
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>>76090060
lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvvM1BgoFNg
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>rags
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Orioles just got 2-hit shutout by Ervin Santana lmao
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>1 ER in 29 IP (0.31 ERA) in 4 road starts
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Tyler Glasnow has three hits tonight.
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>>76090421
>>76090434
I want to know what roids this guy is on because I want to order some for myself.
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>>76090153
>hud and physioc
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>>76090464
He's not on roids, he's just sacrificing a small child before every start for luck.
>.136 BABIP
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>>76090434
What a stud
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LMAO BRYAN SHAW BLOWS THE GAME
HOMERS SEETHING
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>>76090544
Can you say "Cy Young?"
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So Ervin Santana cutting his hair definitely made him pitch better, right?
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>the twinks are third in the league
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>seattle
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.222/.298/.386, 8 errors
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>>76090696
more like
tWINS
anyone who called the T_s apologize right the fuck now
APOLOGIZE
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>>76090752
A great player.
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>Rockies are at 30 wins in May for the first time in club history
What the fuck is happening
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>>76090800
Don't you know we're gearing up for a Twins-Rockies World Series?
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Phillies lose!
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Rockies win!
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>>76090800
was just gonna post that...amazing.
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>>76090990
>literally the worst team in the league
I remember when that cocky dipshit tripfag was talking up your garbage rotation. Eat shit Philthy.
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Fire Bob McClure (ID: !p63AWJ.X36)
2017-05-24 01:55:54
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>>76091071
To be fair, our expectations were only high because we have the single greatest pitching coach in league history.
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white sox diamondbacks where?
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>>76090990
>>76091071
>>76091097
Lmao >my barves aren't in last place for a change.
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>>76091113
>The Barves are the second best team in the NLE
What went wrong?
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Lance
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>>76091098
>Covey start
Does it even warrant one?
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Baltimore sucks lol
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>>76091145
I don't know but I like it.
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>>76091145
>>76091113
Imagine a division with one decent team and the 4 worst teams in baseball. That's us.
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>>76091167
Lmao
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>>76091191
We should honestly vote the Nationals off the island as they are raising our divisional winning percentage. I want us to go full AL Worst and be the worst division in baseball for many many years.
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>yaks
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>>76091098
Here you go.
>>76091226
>>76091226
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>>76091191
>trying to lump the Barves and Mest in with the Philthies
Nice try, dumbass. The only team as bad as you fucks has Hitler as an owner and their best player literally died last year. What's your excuse?
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>>76091234
Trade them for Toronto?
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>>76091248
Ruben Amaro Jr was the General Manager from 2009-2015
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>>76091254
No we will be the only 4 team division. I don't want leafs in my threads.
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>>76091265
That's fair. Can't you drop the trip though? It's annoying as shit and no one cares who you are.
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>>76091254
I thinks leafs would kill themselves if they had to see a pitcher hit.
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The Rockies haven't lost a road series all season, It's too bad the dumbfucks on /sp/ and in the national media will continue to call them Coors babbys.
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>>76091291
I'm just incredibly annoyed that we have this awful pitching coach(Who was our third option), and he just got a vote of confidence from our GM. This is a team with a lot of raw talent in the rotation, but McClure is ruining them.
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>>76091346
It's pretty weird that none of your pitchers can keep their pitch counts down. Velasquez in particular is so damn wasteful.
I think only Nola and Eickhoff have the potential to be great though, maybe Velasquez if they throw him in the bullpen.
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>>76091327
>coors babby
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>>76091441
>Nola
His shoulder will explode.
>Eickhoff
I think he can be a #2 on a contending Phillies team
>VV
He needs to maximize a secondary pitch. He has a bunch of so-so pitches to go with his good fastball.
I hope that if we get a new pitching coach it isn't too late, and these issues can be fixed.ALso, before these last two starts Eflin put together a string of solid starts, Pivetta did well for being rushed up in an injury relief role.
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Clint Hurdle's Impeccable Taste in Watches (ID: !!4xRW3VbbV0q)
2017-05-24 02:11:35
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>>76088763
Hurdle is a Dubble Bubble man.
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>>76091572
Who isn't?
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2017-05-24 02:16:07
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2017-05-24 02:16:07
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>>76090450
Should >we put him in CF?
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Are there even Pathetics fans in any form nowadays?
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>>76091941
Billy Beane Traded them to Houston for a PTBNL and Cash Considerations
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its weird how Cueto is somehow the 2nd worst pitcher on our team now
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APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
YOUR TEAM IS SHIT COMPARED TO MY BASED ROCKIES GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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windians!
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>>76092151
FUCK YOU
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>>76092148
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>>76085946
>mariners...
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>>76092151
LOVE YOU
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2017-05-24 02:31:07
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>>76092190
I wouldn't be pissed about a Rockies series. It'll be fun seeing all of the Cubs lifelongs wearing purple and defending Coors.
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>>76090060
Lmao, get that throw to 2nd too
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>>76092148
>Coors babbys
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>>76092151
>when Edwindian Encarnación protects her smile
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Could someone post the Reds cuckold picture?
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>you will never be Joe Ross
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>>76092151
Cubes
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Does anyone have that chart showing the placement of first pitches of celebrities?
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BOW TO YOUR MASTERS
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>>76092372
>.523
lmao
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>>76092436
I want my Twins-Barves WS rematch.
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>>76092261
I've had enough of Tigers baseball
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>>76092436
No.
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>>76092548
Bad Autismus.
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You may only reply to this post if your team has 30 wins.
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>>76092151
Go you! :)
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>>76092625
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>>76092433
here you go
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>>76092678
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jays win!
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What's the worst (either most useless or most irrelevant/overrated) recorded stat in baseball?
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>>76092719
wins/losses
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>>76092700
>RA dickey.gif
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>>76092719
Slugging percentage.
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>>76092700
There's one that has all the names of who threw the pitch
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>>76092752
oh
here
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>>76092719
saves
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>>76092719
>>76092733
>>76092742
>>76092788
The correct answer is a stat you've never heard of but I have invented. No I will not show it to you but if you plug any player into it you get an answer of .085 every single time.
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>everyone loses
>jays win
o i m laffin
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>>76092877
I did too. Good for us.
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>>76092719
WAR
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>>76092719
astros w/l record
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remind me again how Pissboi is a baseball genius
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>bombston is dead last in the majors in home runs
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>>76093160
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>>76092817
Player*0 + 0.085
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>>76093161
>The only thing keeping them elite was a fatman who could hit good
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>>76092719
>>76093146
>irrelevant
Astros World Series wins
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>>76093179
*le busted in the eye face
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Tigers defense oh my fucking goodness PLEASE STOP
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>>76093187
Actually the formula is Player = 0.85
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>>76093221
Brad get off your tablet
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>>76092719
OBP
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This dude ain't even going to opt out if he keeps this shit up
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A moment of silence for poor Tiggerleaf's hopes and dreams of a Tigers World Series win.
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YES
YEEEEEEESSSSSS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
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>>76093278
I hope this bearded faggot dies before he ever sees a single WS game win for the Lastros.
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>>76093301
(You) need my love
kiss kiss
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>>76093301
Just think of how he felt after game 4 in 2005
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>>76093322
Fuck your love you Houston faggot. I hate your fucking city and hopes it gets hit with a Category 5 hurricane.
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>>76093335
you just KNOW
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>>76093335
why is cabreras son wearing an altuve shirt?
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Who's the best looking guy on your team, /mlb/?
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>>76093335
>Houston being a bunch of faggots
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What are the odds Trout wins the triple crown and caps off the greatest season in MLB history?
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>>76093376
No
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>>76093376
the odds of you being happy this summer
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>>76093367
Mark Reynolds
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>>76093367
Tony Walters
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>>76093376
>What are the odds Trout wins the triple crown and caps off the greatest season in MLB history?
About the same as him being traded to an actually decent team.
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>>76093414
>walters
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>>76093367
>>76093406
>>76093414
Hate to say it but it's CarGo bros.
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>>76093444
>Not Ian Desmond
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31 - 15
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>>76093367
>>76093406
>>76093414
>>76093455
>>76093444
I would fuck the Rockies; no homo, boss.
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>>76093466
Another day closer till the collapse, eh faggot Lastros?
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>>76093376
Bro, why are so many people here clueless when it comes to baseball history???
MLB history? The greatest season in MLB history?? Is he going to slash .393/.545/.764 and put up 14 WAR? IS HE YOU FUCK!!!??
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>>76093466
35-15-.343-.464-.741-.1205
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>>76093494
nigga why you typing coordinates
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>>76093489
Babe Ruth never had to go up against a Dominican with a nasty splitter/sinker.
Trout would have routinely put up 15 WAR back in 20s.
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>>76093532
With modern science and training methods, Babe Ruth would have been a 30 WAR player.
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>>76093532
>.328/.515/.863
Is Trout going to slug .800 this year? I think not. Inb4 steroids
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>>76084340
please tank so we can buy him
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>>76093551
There's way too many variables for Ruth to put up better stats. Well, unless he took steroids.
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>>76093494
(Yu Darvish)
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>>76092190
rockies fall in the all star break
no one says "its only april , may , june" unless a team is on a hot streak and the rockies are not streaky
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>>76093571
The real question is, will he have an OBP of .609
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>>76093571
Barry Bonds did put up the greatest stats ever. There's no doubt about that.
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M
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>30-17
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Trout could have a top 10 season of all time especially when you throw in okay defense and 30 or so steals. There's just been so many crazy seasons in MLB history it's unlikely anyone will ever surpass guys like Bonds and Ruth for a single season.
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>>76093236
Do you think Brad shitposts on /mlb/ during games?
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>>76093686
Streaky start. Will lose division to Doyers.
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>>76093700
>streaky
>longest win streak of the year is 4 games
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Suppose you have a time machine. Would you bring Connie Mack to your organization if it meant you would have the same results as his Athletics in his time?
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>>76093705
the more you post the more people will laugh when the predictions of dodgers winning the division come true
so please continue until then not even analyst on ESPN take you serious
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>>76093734
BUT WHAT IF
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Is there an A's vs Marlins thread? Or do people stop making threads when they play the Marlins.
Also fully expect the Marlins bullpen to blow this
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>>76093751
Man this is a series between the two most irrelevant teams in the world. You and I are the only ones who are watching it.
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>>76093712
Are you talking about everything outside the last 10 years of his senility
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>>76093699
Brad Ausmus is Tampa Bay Steve
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>>76093751
>Or do people stop making threads when they play the Marlins.
The A's never had any threads in the first place
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>>76093758
but I have seen A's game threads.
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>>76093762
You get everything. Good and bad.
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>>76093712
I'd bring John McGraw back desu
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>>76093749
last team to come back from no where and suddenly take the division was the angels in 2014 and that was because they bought all in essentially and it worked
then it failed in the post season
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>>76093774
Yeah when they play teams like the Angels, Rangers, Astros, Mariners, and White Sox.
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>>76093789
>last team to come back from no where and suddenly take the division
Mets in 2015
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>>76093811
the 2014 mets should have been in the post season but stupidity and hilarity ensued
iirc they got swept a few times before the season ended which ended their season early
I may be wrong but something like that happened
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I know I'm late but finally the bats are showing up.
I never understood why As didn't have more fans. They seem to have more diehard fans who have fun at the park
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>>76093833
They live 10 miles away from a big orange and black puckered asshole that people dive into.
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>>76093826
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/NYM/2014-schedule-scores.shtml
it was the month of august that fucked them up
but point is they had some solid players and a okay rotation
2014 in general was a mistake
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>>76093843
So Miami has to deal with fucking new Yorkers all over the place
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>>76093846
Was it a mistake because the Giants won instead of the Royals that year?
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>>76093826
we literally had no good starting pitchers but degrom in 2014; harvey was injured and syndergaard and matz didn't debut until 2015. also the offense was garbage from 2014-2015 until cespedes showed up.
wasn't a terrible team, but certainly not postseason worthy. second best starter was jon niese lmao
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When do we start calling him Orel?
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Men Ichiro is done. He looks bad.
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>>76093856
mistake because the orioles literally gave the royals a run
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OK DG I submit to you, the greatest pitcher since prime Pedro Martinez, and the Greinke cock
Hand over your prospects now
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>>76093855
Miami doesn't have another major league team in Sunrise that's won 3 World Series in 7 years while your team hasn't even been to a World Series since 1990. I'm not an A's fan but that's one of many reason why they have no fans.
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>>76093874
No.
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>>76093861
Most fire pitcher behind Keuchel in our lineup.
McHugh close
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>>76093861
Why would we call him that?
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>>76093923
His scoreless streak you absolute fucking newfag pleb
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>>76093933
This is why I hate Lastros fans. They don't know shit about baseball.
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>>76093933
Oh, right. My bad some things slip my mind.
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>>76093923
23 consecutive scoreless innings, my man
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>>76093874
not dg but I would give away kenta ,rich , mccarthy and joc pederson for JD , norris and boyd
Kenta is a slick asian , very crafty and his curveballs and sliders break the exact same way which is cool to look
Rich Hill can give you 10 good start throughout the season and that is it but his breaking balls are cool to see
McCarthy is old reliable , think verlander but slower and taller
now the gold piece in this trade is young joc , aka jew bonds
he is having a few slumps here and there but when he is hot he can hit a whooping .240 and makes no mistakes on routine fly balls unless they are in deep left or deep right field in which case he will crash into one of the fielders and potentially break their legs or arms in the process
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>>76093941
Don't give me that "my bad, I forgot" bullshit you stupid fucking casual newfag loser. Goddamn I can't wait for the Astros to get eliminated.
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what happened to all of those lifelong rangers fans?
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What did the Dodgers outfield mean by this?
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>>76093887
But wasn't it like that before they ever won the first world series
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>>76093958
somebody got sand in their cooch
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>rain delay in Atlanta still
Rain pls
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>>76093946
Right of course. Man I'm happy with what he's done. They had a graphic during the game showing just runs and hits and innings in the last 4 starts. Goddamn he's not just a 'consistent enough' pitcher, he's a budding ace.
>>76093958
I mean the Rangers won 10 games in a row and they're still 7 games back so idk about that one tbqh.
>mfw you're not allowed to forget anything ever without ridicule
Good thing it matters not what you say.
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>>76093976
It's fucking flooding at my house. They're going to postpone.
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>Yankees got BTFO today
>No Yankees spics in the thread
Really makes me ponder
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>>76093976
This reminds me one game in like 2005 where I remember going to bed at 1 and like the game was like in the 5th
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>>76093963
they haven't been here since April (other than tiki), except in falseflag form, such as right here >>76093933 >>76093940 >>76093958
These posts were made purely to draw ire from Astros fans. Strosbros, don't respond.
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>>76094002
I hate the Rangers you stupid newfag dumbass. Don't ever fucking reply to me again. Go A's.
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>>76094002
>telling some casual Astros fan who Orel Hershiser is means I'm a Rags fan
Literally shoot yourself
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are the Braves about to get cucked by the weather?
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>>76094017
>Go A's
Lmao get the fuck out liar
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Is it weird that I still think of the Astros as being national league? That was such a bad move
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>>76093990
Still first in the division in a rebuilding year
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>>76094024
No because as long as >we don't play we will still remain in second place in the division. So I am actually hoping that they don't play tonight.
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>>76093953
>3 30 year old pitchers and Cuck Pederson for one of the best hitters in baseball and 2 lefties
Potentially the most disrespectful post on /mlb/ I have ever seen
>Kershaw strikes out the side in the 8th
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>>76094033
You got me. I'm really a Giants fan.
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>>76094041
no you goy they're down 3-2 in the 6th which means the game would be considered complete if the game is rained out
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>>76094053
Well then I hope we lose. I hate winning.
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>>76094040
I used to think if I had all the money that Cashman had then I could build a contender. But I was wrong about that. He rebuild that team.
What's the fuck with the concert at the As game
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>>76094047
JD Martinez for Matt Harvey, straight up
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>Clayton Kershaw's WHIP is now 0.99964 in 1830 innings
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>>76093551
With modern milkshake and hamburger methods, Babe Ruth would have been on My 600lb Life.
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Why is the Marlins bullpen so shit? This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen. I'd hate to be a Marlins fan.
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>As get to the bullpen
Welp that lead was fun while it lasted
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>>76094037
The move to the AL was the zenith of Bud Selig's hateboner for the Astros. Jokes on him though, they wouldn't have tanked properly if they were still getting 10+ free wins vs the pie rats each year during the dark ages.
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Why is Chris Sale such a tryhard?
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>>76094087
so, 1?
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>>76094087
Damn that is very impressive.
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>>76094080
Cumforto too
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>>76094066
>Nationals game doesn't get rained out when they are losing
>Pirates are barely holding together and give up the lead and it'll get canned
Really gets the noggin thinking
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>>76094101
I'm just here because I can't watch basketball. I am just keeping my fingers cross for this sale
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>>76094148
Don Mattingly is a horrible manager. I didn't like him on the Dodgers and I don't like him on the Marlins.
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I call him DON'T Mattingly
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This lead won't last the inning
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>>76094161
Might as well let freddy manage. He is still bad but he is more Mattingly.
This is a lost season
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>>76094202
Say, does Harry still run /nba/? I haven't been there in almost a year and a half and I'm just wondering.
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>>76094216
Yes sadly.
>this bullpen
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>>76094123
not even for prime Verlander
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haha
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Bour killed it
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Holy shit if the Cards win ill cum on a pic of Matt Carpenter
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>>76094312
I'm holding you to it, Pebbles fan.
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>barves actually continuing this game
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>>76094239
not even for PRIME Verlander?
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>>76094329
>Not playing baseball at 12:45 in the morning
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>>76094342
>that fastball
Hnnng
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>>76094342
>>76094367
He should have won a ring. Shame he had 2 chances and lost both times.
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>>76094329
WORST TO FIRST BABY
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>>76094342
>20 MPH difference
>102 MPH fastball
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>>76094342
Goodness gracious
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>post yfw barves and pirates go to extra innings
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>>76094342
god damn
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>>76094342
if he gets to pitch with umpire every game maybe
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Reminder that Justin Verlander refuses to bang Kate Upton on nights before he starts, as well as nights after he pitches well
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>>76094342
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Lol another inning with zero outs and two runners on
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>>76094414
reminder that he gets to choose when to fuck upton and you get to choose when to masturbate to anime
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>tfw havent hit a HR in like 15 straight Events game
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>Cuck Pederson
PUIG'D
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puig just crashed into pederson and i think he killed him
puig is fucked up too
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Lmao Marlins and Doyers
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>puig injured
FUCK THATS OUR EASIEST OUT
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>>76094470
webm please
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Cant believe 0runs came from that. Barclough is used consistently and I always see him strand runners
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>barves and pirates tied
WATCH OUT NATS WE COMIN FOR YA
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>>76093551
Babe Ruth played in ballparks that were dreams for lefty power hitters. We're talking sub 300 foot right field walls
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>>76084239
TFW when Colorado
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What is going to happen to the Oakland colosseum? Everyone is moving out of it.
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>>76094534
Dinger looks like a knockoff from Barney to be honest with you.
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>>76093762
Is relocation guaranteed?
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FISTROS
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You may only reply to this post if your team has 30 wins
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>>76094540
Tear that dump down and build million-dollar condos that you can't afford.
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Astros "fans" only post when their team is doing well.
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>>76094554
Those stadiums built in the 70s and 80s were such shit.those never lasted more than 50yrs at most
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>>76094559
Tell me about it. This faggot >>76094557 wasn't even here for the past couple of days because I have a thing that allows me to know when he posts because I hate him so much.
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>>76094547
>not wanting Barney as your mascot
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>>76094567
>>76094559
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>>76094559
<team> "fans" only post when their team is doing well
That statement is 100% true 100% of the time
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>>76094578
Kiss the rings.
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barves desu
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>>76094586
I like the Barves minor league teams, but I hate the city of Atlanta even though I live in Georgia.
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>>76094580
tru af
100
smash it
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>>76094502
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mariners desu
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>>76094580
but I am a Marlins fan. My team hasn't been good for almost 15 years
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>>76094580
i mean i'm posting tonight and here puig is doing his best to snap our other outfielders in half
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>>76094592
that center fielder got an elbow right to the face at max speed
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>>76094567
>This faggot >>76094557 (You) wasn't even here for the past couple of days because I have a thing that allows me to know when he posts
Are you talking about eyes?
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>>76094592
I hate the Dodgers but I feel sorry for Puig. That's gotta hurt.
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>>76094580
Lifelong Astros fans, everyone.
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>>76094588
Don't you enjoy the mad max Highway of death? I lived in georgia for roughly 1-2 years and I don't wanna go back. I'll be a brave fan for life though.
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>>76094580
agreed
i post everyday because the mariners are doing well everyday
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>>76094592
joc didnt seem to call that at all and didnt look like he had a play on it like puig did
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>>76094615
I hate the city immensely and moved as far from it as possible. I live in the Tennessee/NC/SC border area.
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>>76094618
>>76094600
>omg I'm a special snowflake like Jamacian Jags fan that means there's an active fanbase around here hahe
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>>76094631
Lifelong Astros fans, everyone.
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>>76094630
I don't mind the city, just the neighboorhood I was in was nice, but just had bad spots. I also didn't like living there. I live in tennessee now and where I'm at I can just sit on the deck and watch nature. it's nice.
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>>76094552
31 tho
>76094559
we were posting here during both Cleveland series
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>>76094642
I'm glad I live where I do to. I live like 20 minutes from the Smokies and can enjoy all the nature I want. Land is cheap here too, but Atlanta is like 5 hours away.
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>>76094637
Nah, my irrelevant shitter team actually won a game in their lone World Series trip. But the fanbase on /sp/ has, like always, fallen to a single Trip and one or two scattered anons until the team gets good. Which is when an influx of "lifelong /sp/ posters" comes in and brags about how they were here posting during the hard years but can't even tell you how much Janitors make in an hour
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Wait a short inning for the bullpen what is this
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>want dodgers to win because Cardinals are in NL central
>but would be fucking hilarious of Cardinals won after that wild pitch
wat do?
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>Pirates-Braves game still on at 1:15am following rain delay everyone saw coming
>Clint Hurdle gets ejected 6 hours ago in the 1st inning on a call everyone knew was called correctly
>second game in a row he gets tossed early
It's pretty obvious Hurdle just wants to sit at home and watch Netflix.
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>>76094592
Why does Pederson have such a problem with running into things out there?
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>giving up the tying run on a wild pitch from 2nd
>Doyers
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Why is the Dodgers so spic dominated? They look like potential rapists. Even the male kids.
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>>76094678
they raise em local
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>>76094651
All this hate.
I have been posting on here through good years and terrible years for all my teams
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>>76094631
I haven't seen feeljags in a while
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>>76094690
I feel bad as an Angels fans associated with spics.
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>>76094706
>>76094706
>>76094706
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>>76094713
>eight posts early
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
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>>76094678
You should see the bathrooms at Dodger stadium, since the beans can't aim they turned the stalls into a trough. It's even worse that there aren't any dividers so I ended up seeing some fat guy's uncut spic dick.
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>>76095433
>2017
>living in Los Angeles
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DODGERS SUCK
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